Right, this is how you play-
Someone makes a wish and you have to corrupt it.
For example- I wish I had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,$
Then someone would reply something like- granted but it ends up being monopoly money. i wish i had a pirate ship
Then the next person corrupts HIS wish, got it? Ok Lets begin
PS- Credits go to vmag on Pandemic studios forums for the original idea
I wish I was invincible
Isoyudie turns in to a stone Statue.
I Wish i was Chuck Norris!
But you now have to be a county ranger!
I wish i had a another wish.
Granted but the wish gets corrupted (Like this one!)
I wish for world peace
Granted but you get killed dissmanteling a bomb.
I wish I would take over the world.
Granted but you accidently kill everyone in the process
I wish I had a banana
Quote from: ISPYUDIE on 18-07-2009
Granted but you accidently kill everyone in the process
Wait.. I dont see the down side in this.
And the Banana turns out to be infected with Aids
I wish i could turn invisible.
Granted but you get blinded while going invisible and fall off a cliff
I wish I was the President of England.
Granted but sence the Uk uses a Prime minister instead of a president you have no power what so ever.
I wish more People would get on the server
Granted but it's always full, you can never get on anymore
I wish for unlimited cookies
Granted ....but there... PLAIN!!!!!!!!!
I wish i had ticket to the gun show!
Granted, but it blows away in the wind
I wish I could meet gman in person
Granted, but he walks away and dissappears.
I wish I had a super fast computer
Granted but it's running so fast it explodes
I wish I was Gordon Freeman
Granted, but you have to sleep for 10 years, then kick ass and then die saving the world.
I wish i could be immune from any virus and flu.
Granted a zombie infection spreads and because they can't infect you, they eat you
Like in L4D. I wish I had all steam games.
Granted, but your computer's memory can't take the size of all the games so you fail.
I wish I had superpowers that are immune to kryptonite.
Granted but yur lactos-intolarent
I wish STALKER mods would merge better
Granted but now the graphics and gameplay suck
lol i remember this game, Stickied.
I wish i had a big chainsaw.
Granted, you later fall on top of the chain saw cutting trough your abdomen killing you.
I wish to be President! Of the USA
Granted, but you transform into George W. Bush.
I wish to live forever and become immortal.
We kind of did this one, you turn into an invincible oak tree that never dies.
I wish I there were more Murloc songs.
Quote from: Eggtart on 18-07-2009
Granted, but you transform into George W. Bush.
I wish to live forever and become immortal.
That isn't too bad being George W. Bush :V
Instead of being more Murloc songs it has become Rick Roll as a Universal song with no other artists
I wish Locke would come back ):.
He c0m3s b@ck @$ a tr0ll.
I wish I wasn't hungry ATM.
Granted, but now you have food poisoning.
I wish I could play assassins creed right now.
Granted but your games console f*cks up half way through
I wish I had a chocolate bar right now
Granted but the Chocolate Mutants then eats you
I wish i had a submarine..
Granted, but it has a leak and you die.
I wish i had a YELLOW Submarine
Granted, but a squid comes and squirts it with ink, turning it BLACK (<--- Black)
I wish I was a billionaire
Granted, all metal around you becomes money and the building eventually falls down opon you and kills you (SoC ftw)
I wish I was friends with everyone! (HUGZ)
Granted, but with no enemies there are no friends anymore.
I wish for a pet turtle
Granted, but it gets rabies and attacks you. :-(
I wish for a pack of tic-tacs
Granted the delivery god eated them on the way
I wish for a world without corrupted wishes
Grante- SCREW YOU
I wish for a zombie apocolypse so i can get my kill on.
Granted but your zombified mother eats you. (I WENT THERE!)
I wish GLaDOS was Still Alive
Granted but she releases the deadly neurotoxins and says the cake is a lie
I wish i could stop time
Granted but you age and die and the world is frozen forever.
I wish I was a poisoned eggtart
Granted, but instead of poisoned you have aids and die a slow painfull death. (ASS AIDS)
I wish i was god
Granted, but Satan beats you up and takes over heaven.
I wish I was dead. (not seriously, rofl)
Granted, but your a zombie ( THE IRONY, IT STINGS!)
I wish i had a golden thumb
Granted, but a jewellery tycoon steals it in your sleep and sells it.
I wish I was not in existence
Granted, but the physical laws break, causing a destruction of all things from matter or not.
I wish I cant get a bad side to the wish i made earlier.
Granted, but all future wishes have bad sides to them.
I wish furfags would crawl up in a corner and die. (You cannot even combat that, it is so good.)
Before they die, they RAPE YOU !
I wish l4d didnt suck
Quote from: Eggtart on 19-07-2009
Granted, but it gets rabies and attacks you. :-(
I wish for a pack of tic-tacs
Can reptiles get rabies?
Granted but you get something different and completely useless.
I wish STALKER server had more mutants.
Granted, everyone is now a mutant and your a lone stalker with barely any ammo.
I wish I was a admin on STALKER server
Granted. You become Minge Admin who's hated by everyone and has no power.
I wish i would have more money so i can shop more.
Granted but Murlocs steal it
I wish I wished that this wish was granted and corrupted
Quote from: V1ndicat0r on 19-07-2009
Granted but Murlocs steal it <----- EPIC.
I wish I wished that this wish was granted and corrupted.
So what ever you said in it gets corrupted.
I wish we had more members in HGN.
Granted but with so many members you become a nobody
I wish I was as awesome as assassinator, radek or doom
Granted, but then you die because Doom is jealous of your new awesomeness.
I wish it would rain
Granted, However it rained so much that the whole world drowned
I wish to be teleported to 1400's
Granted, but you cant go back.
I WISH THAT CORRUPT A WISH FOUNDATION DIDNT EXIST
Granted but using the same rules at "The Game" It happens anyway.
I wish everyone I HATE would DIE IN A FIRE!
Fuck I just lost the game.
Wish granted, but then I'd die. :(
I wish I could be someone I'm not.
Granted, your now your own grandma.
I wish i didnt lose the "Game"
Granted, but a gang of evil monkeys rape you in your sleep. :(
I wish all Xbox 360's would implode.
Granted. But then Microsoft goes bankrupt and have to recall all your computers.
I wish I had some moneys
Granted but Murlocs steal it
I wish Nails would make me a sig
granted, but it's a piece of shit.
I wish I was all the greatest coders/modellers/skinners combined so i could make the greatest gamemode ever created for HGN.
Granted but you get powerhungry and make your own stalker rp server and everyone hates you for it
I wish I had epic mapping skills
Gratned, but you can't make a good map.
I wish i had a Mars
Granted but it had a rocket in it and it flies in space.
I wish I could have Stan's epic h4x0ring tools.
(If you don't know who is he don't reply :P)
Granted, but you get detected and go to jail for 700 years.
I wish i had a pony (LOL)
Granted but your father and his friend rapes it and they make a video called "Two Guys One Horse"
I wish I was a HA
Granted, but you get perma banned for abusing.
I wish i was you.(JAKE)
Granted but I get automatically slayed if spawned in a game.
I wish I was a king of the Gay Vamp Castle
Granted, You became as popular as britney spears and suicided.
I wish i was gay.(though that)
Quote from: V1ndicat0r on 20-07-2009
Granted but I get automatically slayed if spawned in a game.
I wish I was a king of the Gay Vamp Castle
COUGH COUGH, HACK
ne ways
Granted, but your parents hire a whore to fuck you in your sleep.
I wish that it was over 9000.
Granted, However a power level that big ends up making your head implode
I wish for Billy Mays to be resurrected
Granted , Billy Mats lives for 1 sec and then explodes .
I wish my life was awful.
Granted, but then you eat an Eggtart and become very happy.
I wish I had chocolate
Granted....but its fair trade!
I wish i RULES' THE WORLD!!!!!
Granted but he dies because he has No HEV suit.
I was i a trader.
Granted, but now everyone buys from you, and you get sleep deprivation.
I wish i was the top anime artist in the world!
Granted, but all of your artwork kit burns in a horrific fire.
I wish scientists invented a new color.
They invent a new colour but it is a stronger kind of pink.
I wish I had a PSP.
Granted but it explodes.
I wish i had more time for my vacation.
Granted, with everyone dead you have as long as you want.....
I wish everyone would do as I say
Granted, but Gordon Freeman starts a rebellion and you get crowbar'd
I wish I had a penny
Granted but it's made out of lead and it leaks into your skin as you touch it poisoning you. You slowly die in bed from the poisoning.
I wish I had a Murloc avatar.
Granted but the forums crash and all the avatars are lost. :(
I wish I could turn invisible
Someone did this one ><
Granted but your permanantly invis and no-one can hear or see you
I wish I was god
Granted, but noone believes in you.
I wish that the rebels didn't say RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN
Granted, but then you forget to reload, Dr. Breen captures you and makes you a stalker.
I wish I was a Combine
granted, but your implants fail and your head implodes.
I WISH THAT WHAT IS LOVE COULD BE PLAYED GLOBALLY AROUND THE WORLD.
Granted you lose the lottery and I win it earning 500$ for me.
I wish to forget about my wish then sell it on ebay.
Granted, but you forget to sell it on ebay and then it has no value.
I wish i was smart.
Granted you are smart but you are exposed to high amounts of lead and mercury destroying many brain cells and reducing your IQ to 25.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you fly to close to the sun! (thus dying....)
I wish for nothing.
Granted, the whole world disappears leaving nothingness
I wish I could do whatever I wanted
Granted but everything you want disapears.
I wish for Prototype.
Granted but it shapeshifts into a barbie doll and eats your 360
I wish for a Dr pepper company.
Granted, but it goes into bankruptcy
I wish i was king of Stalker.
Granted but the mass is planning a coup and they kill you
I wish i would be now Admin on NeoTokyo? @Cortez >:(
Granted but then the server shuts down.
I wish there were more epic free mods for HL2.
Granted but they break your computer and prevent you from getting another from being too epic
I wish for world war 49294204
Granted but it's between the the amoebas that inhabit the nuclear earth.
I wish for an epic Halo RP.
Granted but it becomes DM
I wish i would die so nobody could say anykind of corrupt wish shit so i would have more free time with my friends so i would be happy then i would meet SK have fun and then i would get some sushi and then i would play with my kitty and then i could dive for 2 years for free and then i could just relax as you all fail!
Granted but none of what you wanted is able to happen.
I wish for epic HL2RP.
Granted but its filled with noobs and turns to DM
I wish for a Iphone
Granted but murlocs steal it.
I wish I had nothing.
Granted you don't exist anymore
I wish for a giant robot from the transformers movie
Granted, but it uses you for target practice.
I wish i had Silverknight as my Puppet.
Granted but the strings break
I wish for lolz
Granted, but you IRL lol so much you die.
I want a magical cloud pet.
Granted but it turns into rain
I wish for my old donator colour :(
Granted your skin color is your old donator color
I wish for my computer, xbox 360 and chair to be fixed
Granted they are fixed with tape and melt down.
I wish my country wouldn't have that many people in it!
Granted your the last person in your country.
I wish for invalid wishs
Granted, but they become valid after redeemed.
I wish i had a Godsword that was unbreakable.
granted, but you accidently chop your own head off.
I wish I knew how to fly a helicopter
Granted but all the choppers run out of fuel!
I wish i had a bigger flat/apartament and house :S
Granted, its so big you will never find a way out and will starve inside, the bill is also going to be huge
I wish for 300$
Granted, but the economy goes down.
I wish i was PROTOTYPE!
Granted you are randomly kidnapped for a American experiment for a new experimental virus that is close to Ebola causing your organs to turn to mush.
I wish I was Alex Mercer and had the ability to be compatible with the Blacklite virus and change my substance and appearance at the genetic level.
Granted. But I'm Kahn.
I wish I could have sex with certain people that will not be named.
Granted but, oh dear. Someone's had a pint or two before jumping in bed and now your getting nowhere...
You didn't post a wish!! Blasphemy.
I wish for a cool picture for my post quotes.
Granted but these cool pictures turn into naked pictures of you for all of us to see and you get banned
I wish for my computer to break
Granted, it explodes while you use it and kills you.
I wish for Murlocs as a faction.
Granted. But then they get eated.
I wish................ I could have a black person's dick.
Granted and you got Raped to death
I wish i there would be a 3D Helmet for hl2 and other games xD
Granted and it works! (WTF?)
I wish i had unlimited amount of real dollars!
Granted but they set fire in total randomness
I wish for pineapple
Granted, one falls on your head and you can't remember anything.
I wish for the wrench the engineer has so I can whack things to upgrade them
Granted but then you get backstabbed by a spy.
I wish for the best most epic roleplay.
Granted but you crash and can't log back in
I wish for something to laugh at
Granted, but it loses hilarity quickly.
I wish I was something above Head Admin.
Granted you rise so high in rank everyone leaves.
I wish for everyone elses wishs
Granted, you get all the crap that comes from them.
I wish for Fluffy to be my epic friend.
Granted however he becomes very clingy and you have to kill him to get relieve
I wish I had god powers :3
Granted, but you fling your finger and kill yourself.
I wish I had MP-43 Power Armor.
Granted but the suit malfunctions catching on fire and burning you alive.
I wish I had a Nano suit from Crysis :V
Granted you die from the lack of air when you get in it
I wish for lots of swords and guns and suits
Granted but they all fall from the sky and you get crushed under them.
I wish i had a Robot..
Granted but it goes and kills all of you family slowly, then it runs at you and explodes killing you both.
I wish for epic suit for my Military character.
Off topic- If you enjoy this forum game when you corrupt a wish put:
Off topic- Epic
Thanks,
Granted you lose all your suits and earn the most epic of suits, Nothing at all.
I wish to be a vampire.
Granted but Murlocs run a stake through your heart.
Off topic- you dun liek it? Also.... CHAINBREAK! restarting...
I wish for tacos
Off Topic - Chainbreak again ..... jake you didnt posted a wish
I wish the World would Explode and Kill Everyone and me too cause Black Mesa researched a ultimate Nuklear Xen bomb that absorbs the earth and only "Nothing" exist and a cell is still living reproducing to a new Earth and from the Space the Earth now has a Smiley on the West Side like this :D then the face justr andomly exploded and the Earth is gone another Time then God comes and says "LOLWUT ?" and starts randomly being set on fire and while it someone is Rapping God and kicking Jesus Ass
(ha how you want to corrupt that shit xD)
This isn't 'This or that'. It's not a wish either.
I was I had a quad-core CPU.
(Sorry I fail too much >_>)
Granted but it ASPLODES
I wish my colour on the name was actually red :>
Granted, we cut you and you bleed to death coloring it red
I wish I had master chief armors
Granted but it's made out of plastic
I wish i was the most unhappy person in the world!
Granted but you you get strapped to a board and your eyes are gouged out. You ears are then poked through with plastic knives and you're left there to die. But they somehow keep you alive by feeding you through a tube.
I wish for epic quote.
Granted but it's soooo Epic that you turn in to a banana.
I wish for a robot dog.
Granted but it kills you and the explodes.
I wish for epic tanks for Military.
Granted (Places two toy tanks on the ground) These are your tanks
I wish for epic spaceships for Duty
Two Spaceships fly in over the zone, but they get engine problems and crashes on duty's base and kills everyone inside.
I wish for a new mili base..
Granted **Container full of lego lands with instruction onto how to build a Mili Base**
I wish i had something to wish.
Granted, you suddely know the perfect wish but now you have already used your wish.
I wish for the new map to come out nowz!
Granted but it's unusable and crashes the server.
I wish for the inventory bug to be fixed.
Granted but the fix is sooo epic that no computer can run it and people start to crash all the time.
I wish The military would start using the Mili forum thing i have.
Oh yeah lol i forgot about it. Going to fix it radek.
Don't you woooooorry
Granted but most quit military because they are lazy....
Off topic- Im editing it into my other sigbars, d/w. I will put it on because I made it :P
I wish I had epic photo program so I can make more epic posters and forum shit for military!
Granted you get Alpha version of Microsoft Pain with only Pencil tool availible there.
I wish i had to wish that wish would wish that the previous wish couldn't be wished as the wish before that wish would wish that the wish above it was wished instead of first wish which was wished by someone who wished to start the topic because he wished that i would wish something that people would wish to know the wish and to know the wish corrupt answer which was wished by the witch before she could wish of another wish!
Damn you... hmm...
Granted but I didn't read it all so it ISN'T granted!
I wish I was popular in HGN.... :(
Granted but you turn in to a frog.
I wish My new computer would come todayz..
Granted but it exploded the first time you turned it on.
I wish I could get a new camera and a bigger tv today..
Granted but they explode.
I wish for Alien Infestation to be done!
It is but it's done in MS pain as a picture
I wish you could wish something what would look like a wish before i would wish this stupid wish which was wished before my previous wish as nobody can wish without answering my wish so i could wish later without anyone wishing to fuck up my wish as the wish i wished is impossible to wish to fuck up as my wishes are wished 1000000 years before anyone els will wish so i can wish more than i usually wish becuase this wish is wished by someone els who was wished by budda and Budda was wished by Allah who was wished by Christ who was wished by human who wished to have a wish.
Granted but I have a time machine, so it gets corrupted no matter when it was wished!
I wish I could get into the gmod tower server (Its full 24/7)
Granted but it crashes as soon as you join and it becomes full again.
I wish I was Strelok.
Granted but i lock you in NPP
I wish zone would be real! And opend (Now you can corrupt it by saying it's closed >=) and it will still exsist!)
Granted but Someone wishes the zone away and it dissapers.
I wish the new Mothership Zeta Add on would come out..
Granted but it corrupts your game and your computer explodes killing you. Q_Q
I wish for more Military.
Granted but then you "accidently" get kicked out of the mili because of a overflow of members.
I wish for Modern warfare 2 to be released tomorrow.
Granted but it will be like $1337.
I wish Fallout 3 and Oblivion have some really good online roleplay mods, with very good servers which got 10000 slots and a ping like 5. Oh any by the way, I've got both games, so DUH. No "But you don't have it".
Granted but it's always empty.
I wish that the wish which i wished would be wished by wisher who was wished after my wish without wish getting wish corrupter as it was wished by wishers who were wished to wish alot of wishes and to get corrupter and wished again without any kind of wish.
Granted but because I'm too lazy to read it I just blow up the universe.
I wish les would stop with the stupid/complicated wishes
Granted but now everybody else will start to make wishes like that.
I wish Half-Life Episode 3 would be available tomorrow.
Granted but it has the graphic of Discworld (Discworld only needs 4 mb ram and no graphic xD)
I wish that Assassin's creed 2 would get released tomorrow.
Granted but someone hacks their files and puts a virus into every game copy
No wish.
I wish...
you wish that my wish becomes true! ^^
lol
Well what's your wish then noob?
I wish people would start actually wishing.
Granted but they cannot get corrupted anymore. (Win)
I wish we take over HGN now while Silver is away.
Granted but you get perma'd when he comes back, and banished to /u/ of 4Chan.
I wish Swine flu would go away. For good.
Granted. But then we get afflicted by air flu.
I wish HGN wasn't gay.
Granted, can't be gay if it doesn't exist.
I wish I knew what I was going to do today...
Granteed but then you decide to do something else
I wish i would get my new notebook and Batlleforge Today
Granted but Murlocs come and take your notebook and destroy your computer.
I wish for the update to come out.
Granted but you're the only one that can't play it.
I wish for a awesome Stalker movie.
Granted but it's already created in 1979 By Aleksaner Trakovsky.
I wish i wished something to wish while wish which i wished would be wished again and then re wished as wish can't be wished before i wish that the wish which was wished by the wisher who was wished by me when i wished to be wisher and wish would be wished by the wishlord to wish something to wish.
Granted... You dissapear in to thin air.
I wish The new REd vs blue episode would come out today!
Wait what?
I wish i would become the best tr0ll!
Granted, it's already happened.
I wish for FN2000' every time I spawn.
Granted but world_spawn gets you and your char is fucked up.
I wish that I know why a random bottle just popped up in my room. I never bought or used a bottle like that. WHAT THE FUCK
A bottle shows in your room, but it is a smashed molotov cocktail.
I wish that Duke Nukem Forever would hurry and release already.
Granted but you get this http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever)
I wish I would get my pay check today..
Granted but they screw you and only give you 1 dollar.
I wish the new S.T.A.L.K.E.R game would be released..
Granted but your computer breaks and all your money burns in a hellish fire that comes from nowhere preventing you from playing it
I wish my computer would stay fixed
Granted yet a hobo will steal it.
I wish I earned somthing that I would like and which I could refund everywhere and earn again from any person yet they are indistructible... (Hehehehe)
Granted but I uhhh.... DAMN YOU
A wish is always corruptible........
Granted but I fire you into space so you can't get back to receive it so I get it instead HA!
I wish I created the most epic forum game in the whole world and that it could never die out or get locked
Granted but it sucks because it's forum game.
I wish the wish which was wished would be wished by the wisher which wished who was wished as the wish which wasn't wished couldn't be wished because wisher who wished about that wish which was wished before the first wish was wished after the wish.
Think you can Confuse me eh?
Granted, but the wisher that wished the wisher that couldn't wish the wish is not there.
I wish upon a star that the star may wish that star's wish to itself for generations to come.
Granted, but nothing useful happened so basicly nothing happened at all.
I wish for my old job back.
Granted but you get automatically fired
I wish that I could be Gold member on Facepunch
Granted but your banned for flaming
I wish I could set people on fire with my mind
Granted, but you set yourself on fire
I wish i had the superpower to have superpowers.
Granted your superpowers to have superpowers to do nothing was accepted, you cant breath now
I wish to have political influence
Granted but when you get it, everyone blames you when something in the world of politics goes wrong.
I wish that I could fly.
You can fly but you cant stop, you go into space and die of lack of air.
I want a perfectly cooked steak, untampered with, un poisoned. Ready for me to eat. Yummmmm
Granted but the wish gets corrupter because it doesn't ger corrupted.
I want a candy.
Granted but the candy is a wrapper (Wasn't specific >:D)
I wish I had my playlist back
Quote from: zero628 on 04-08-2009
Granted but the candy is a wrapper (Wasn't specific >:D)
I wish I had my playlist back
By the rules i can't make you wish corrupt , but i would like to note that you are evil ='( i just wanted a candy.
Quote from: zero628 on 04-08-2009
Granted but the candy is a wrapper (Wasn't specific >:D)
I wish I had my playlist back
Granted. But your Computer was stolen/Playlist exploded.
(OH this is gona be a good one to corrupt)
I wish I had a life.
Granted, except it's only a life in Mario, and you still don't have a social life.
I wish I had a hamburger made from unicorn.
Granted. The hamburger got old and killed you from poison.
I wish I would be taken out of Mario.
Granted, your taken out of mario and into into buzz quiz
I wish mw2 is epic and I am able to get it when it comes out in NOVEMBER 2009 (phew, covered up some easy corruptions there)
Mw2 (whatever it is) comes out in november 31st 2009.
Good luck pre-ordering it.
I want..i want a wish that dosent get corrupted, and cant get not-corrupted. So therefore, i win? :S
Granted, but you get a cake instead of your wish since the "Wishgranter" got confused.
I wish that the summer would last for another 2 months.
It does, but you break a leg, and get sent to a hospital in the north poll.
I want a wish that dosent get corrupted, and cant get not-corrupted. And the wishmaker CANT get confused.
Notice "cant get corrupted" ;)
Granted, but you got shot for making annoying wishes. <_<
I wish I could own the entire Internet.
Granted and it's not corrupt.
I want a hug.
Granted, but from an incredably fat. Grown. Smelly. Sweaty. Man.
With one meter long sweat patches.
I want rabbit ears. :3
Granted but you Turn in to a rabbit and get eaten by a Fox.
I wish Mass effect 2 would come out nowz!
Granted but company decided to burn all CDs
I wish I had a button
You have a button instead of your "tool" now , you can't go to the toilet or please yourself or female.
I want an ice cream with a hug from ThY.
Quote from: 19YearsOldLesbian on 05-08-2009
You have a button instead of your "tool" now , you can't go to the toilet or please yourself or female.
What?
And....
Granted but he gets teleported to hell outa da blue.
I wish you guys got banned from HGN =-)
Granted, but we became unbanned after 5 seconds and you get permabanned.
I wish i had a fishy :D
http://www.mwmythicmods.com/fishystick.jpg (http://www.mwmythicmods.com/fishystick.jpg)
But there's worms inside it.
I wish I had a pet alligator.
It has rabies and eats your brain out.
I wish lesbian would give me an icecream and hug me ;D
**Gives a melted ice cream and hugs**
**Backstabs THY101**
I wish i had a mirror house.
Granted, but you go inside, And get lost. Your never seen again.
I wish jake would reply to this thread
Granted but he breaks the chain and spams it.
I wish for a higher post count.
Granted you get -1000 Posts
I wish i would get out of the mirror house.
Granted, you get out and then get sucked back in.
I wish I knew how to resize images while posting them on the forums.
You do, but you forget it once replying.
I wish assasinator gave me the shield out of his avatar, and lesbian gave me the crowbar from hers. xD
Granted, but they take it back after 1 minute.
I wish that the new map for stalkerRP will come out soon
Granted but the floor was accidently no-clipped and everyone falls through it
I wish for really fun and epic passive rp to happen
Granted but an admin turns minge and nukes the whole server.
I wish for a tomato and tuna sandwich.
Granted but it's 5000 years old
I wish my brother would change the channel on the TV to something decent... (on laptop right now)
Granted but the TV becomes a bitch and dies. Gotta buy a new one.
I wish there were some people on HGN right now.
Granted 100000 Minges join HGN and take controll over it.
I wish i would get out of the mirror hous and would be free.
Granted but you get raped by a fat greasy sweaty 250 kilograms man when you get out.
I wish... I wish I had a proper wish idea.
Granted but I corrupt it!
I wish everyone would follow the path of epicness
Granted, but now epicness doesn't exist because it is not rare.
I wish for a Murloc.
Granted but it gets owned by a Human Mage who has cook as a profession and wants to do that stew or gulag which involves Murloc eyes. Whatever.
I wish... I wish my master bandit didn't get caught by DUTY earlier on the server.
Granted, he gets caught later.
I wish my Murloc didn't get pwned by that Mage.
Granted the mage became a your murloc and the murloc became the other guys mage, and pwned your murloc.
I wish for my dog to stop sleeping under my chair at the worst times.
Granted, Your chair falls over and kills your dog.
I wish I was taken out of Buzz Quiz
Granted you are stuck in the gay quiz.
I want immortalitiy! "Strelok"
Granted, you become a silver dildo which grandmas use.. ew.
I wish that Blake had have been able to gimme that Zombie flag on my Fedka Pumpkins guy yesterday :(.
Granted, But then THY flames and 1/2 the server gets banned including you
I wish I had a stun stick
Granted but you don't know how to use it so the first time you use it you fry yourself with a jolt of 500 volts.
I wish I was RP'ing with someone right now.
Granted you RP with me... but i don't like your perverted thinking and leave.
Humanity must be destroyed (original Strelok wish)
Granted, ten thousand nukes are sent on Earth. But they're all duds.
I wish there weren't four people coming to my house for dinner tomorrow.
There arn't.
Instead there are 3 snurf eating bears.
'Granted, But then THY flames and 1/2 the server gets banned including you'
Stfu >.< it isnt flaming :(, I prefer to call it.. controled awesomeness ;)
I wish that king author never knew me. And never will, so therefor never made that post. ;D
Granted , now everyone knows you as the biggest mingebag in the world.
I want to join C-Consiquence.
"Consiquence" OLOLOLOL TYPO
Granted but you can't join C-Consiquence since it doesn't exist.
I wish I had a pet bloodsucker.
Granted, But it does "things" to you when you sleep. You will never find out what
I wish i had money.
Granted you have Belorussian Rubles.
I want to die slowly and painfuly.
Granted but you respawn.
I wish I had a mega-happy life forever!
Granted but you'll live all alone on the moon forever!
I wish that I get a free wish when ever I want one.
Granted, but his crowbar is missing
I wish for a pony :D
Quote from: klp4 on 10-08-2009
Granted but you'll live all alone on the moon forever!
Nah, that isn't a happy life thus not what I wished for. EPIC FAIL (rofl just wanted to use red again)
Granted but the pony runs off (that was easy)
I wish I was teh most epic roleplayer in all the land!
Granted, but you only get to rp with yourself
(and who said that you wouldn't live your happy life on the moon?)
I wish that the new map for SRP will become finished soon :)
Granted but it looks like this (http://www.engineergaming.com/screen-css-ruins-alpha.jpg) .
I wish I could shapeshift perfectly into everything without dying or dangerous stuff.
Granted, the government decide they want to use you as a weapon and send you on epic spy missions
BUT.....
you keep getting captured by two sides and eventually one side decides to lock you up in a maximum security prison with only robots with thermal scanners.
I wish I had Cole's power from inFAMOUS (Epicness game)
Granted but you get cought out in the rain and die. (Self Inflicted Shock lol)
I wish I Had the Mothership Zeta Add on..
Granted but it has a 10 min gameplay.
I wish I had Assassin's creed 2
Granted, but it has a huge scratch across the disk
I wish i had a 52 inch flatscreen
Granted but it falls off and smashes (shame you didn't asked for a INSURED 52 inch flatscreen)
Shame you didn't wish for anything...
I wish for a Blackberry Bold
Granted but the next generation Blackberry immediately is released and puts the Bold to shame in every way.
I wish console kiddies would stop ruining PC franchises. And that Ubisoft would stop sucking.
I wish console kiddies would stop ruining PC franchises. And that Ubisoft would stop sucking.
Your banned from ever using a computer again, and have to use a console.... and ubisoft gets bought out by EA.
I wish STALKER CoP would be awesome !
Wish granted, The game reviews as 101/100 and gets sold out immediately and stays that way for months.
I wish i had a cake that would not hurt me in any way shape or form.
Granted. It falls into dust as you touch it.
I wish the Super Mod Pack for Soc wasn't 2.2 GBs big... takes time to download D:
Granted it isn't 2.2 GBs, it's 5.5 GBs
I wish I had wished the last time I corrupted a wish but forgot to wish and that the wish was really hard to corrupt.
Invalid wish, it turned from a wish to "I forgot"
I wish you'd shut up.
Granted , your ears fall of , now you can't hear anything.
I want to buy a Strap-On.
Uhm, you cant say anything, i asked you to shut up therfor you shouldnt say a thing.
Denied, what the hell is that?
I wish you'd wish you were gay
Granted, I'm happy.
I wish for a piece of cake impervious to the following: Time, Magic, Logic, Illogic, Math, Portals, Disruption Fields, Moleculer Disrupters, Disintegration, Drugs, Rape, Cum, Jizz, Zombies, Members of HGN, Trolls, Fail Kiddies, Script Kiddies, LUA, Faggots, Fat kids, Can only be eaten by me, Can't be stolen, Teleports away from danger to the safest place being my belly, It has a slider going through my mouth into my stomach so no course deviations, It cannot be unbaked, I cannot be killed, I cannot be harmed or taken out the space time continum.
The cake is also: Immortal, Indestructible, Inpenetrable, Impervious (Expanded above), Bulletproof, Waterproof, Seekingproof, Heating Proof, Portal Proof, Cannot be Canceled, Can divide by zero, It repels everything except me, It can't be copy pasted, It can not switch dimensions and it's the only cake.
If the cake is not recieved in my belly it is repeated fixing all errors from before.
All of that is compressed into a zip file and extracted once granted to make this one wish.
Granted, but you are labeled a loser for taking the time to type all that out.
I wish I had a rubber ducky to sing with in the shower.
Granted but the duck is a better singer than you and gets a record deal. He then travels the world and never speaks to you again, deeming you below his interest.
I wish the content pack would get updated so I won't be missing sounds and textures and some models.
Granted it's an update for a stone.
I want to get some fetish sex toys and clothes.
Granted, you get a dildo BUT WAIT, you're a GUY.
I wish you'd wish you were a Faggot, Not past tense, Not Fag for happy, ust plain ol' Faggot who likes dicks.
// Eeeeevil you made me a guy >_< **Suicides** that's the most corrupt wish XD
// You are a guy, remember when you yelled at me on vent you totally not girl, you.
Quote from: Mr. Tea on 14-08-2009
Granted, you get a dildo BUT WAIT, you're a GUY.
I wish you'd wish you were a Faggot, Not past tense, Not Fag for happy, ust plain ol' Faggot who likes dicks.
Granted, but the wish doesnt come true.
I wish I was a faggot.
granted but everyone else is too
I wish I could fly!
Granted, but only for 20 seconds and you drown.
I wish my bloodsucker's cloak lasted as long as I wanted.
Granted you become a glass and can die by hitting the rock.
I want to know everything !
Granted but your brain explodes from so much knowledge.
I wish I had a shit load of money (and that you won't corrupt this wish by saying that I die in an avalanche of coins)
Granted, you returned your newly bought paintball gun for actual price.
I wish I had a tail.
Granted, but you're now a rat
I wish i had a large pizza
Granted but it's really hot and it falls on you unfrotunatly.
I want to eat this Pizza now =D
Granted, but the pizza is covered in live killer bees
You die in a horrific explosion
I wish for aids.
Granted, but you get AIDS instead. (Your attempt almost worked)
I wish California firearms laws didn't suck so hard.
Granted, they now allow weapons anywhere at anytime, and you are shot.
I wish that I didnt have aids :(
Granted but but you mysteriously develop gonorrhea.
I wish I had 72 virgins.
Granted but theyre all men
I wish I could make people explode
Granted but you kill all the people who were your friends.
I don't want to live forever.
Granted, but you die now from a sudden heart attack.
I wish my headphones were repaired and sent back to me for free, arriving in a day, and not get stolen, the truck/plane blown up, or the cake a lie.
Granted your Headphones were repaired and sent back free, but they fell down a abyss two minutes later.
I wish school didn't start in two days.
Granted, it starts in one day.
I wish i wished nothing.
Granted but later you wished something.
I wish i would have unlimited amout of snuff.
Granted but you die of overload ololol
I wish hl2 ep3 will come out, and we will finally find out who gman is.
Granted, but Ep3 comes out with five minutes of gameplay and you only get a bigger twist on the identity of Gman.
I wish for another epic Murloc song.
Granted, but you mysteriously lose your hearing so you can never enjoy it.
I wish for 3 more posts.
Granted, but then all your posts disappear and you have zero posts and get banned by murlocs.
I wish i was banned. (Thought that.)
Granted, you're banned from living on Earth and have to go live on the Moon.
I wish i could kill all murlocs.
Granted but you fail as you are banned.
I want to want to want.
You want to want but you begin to need stuff. Then die of overdose from painpills.
I wish I had lasers that could shoot out of my nipples.
Granted, but your nipples burn off.
I wish alyx was ugly.
Granted, But she?s so Ugly that the World just Asplodes
I wish Ganendor stop trys raping me :/
Wish granted, But instead Two Bloodsuckers try and rape you
I wish I was a spoon
Granted, but someone with AIDS licks you.
I wish The world didn't asplode because of Alyx's ugliness.
Granted, but it explodes 'cause of Murlocs.
I wish I had an epic sig.
Granted, but everyone who looks at it goes blind because of its epic proportions.
I wish that I could jump off any building and survive.
Granted, you break your neck and live your life paralyzed, living connected to a machine.
I wish that my signature didn't blind people.
Granted, but the signature turns back into a normal one.
I wish I had a gold star..
The gold star has sharp edges and cuts your fingers off
I wish I could never run out of ammo
Granted but the ammo are blanks.
I wish my next wish wasn't corrupted.
Granted... But Well... You wasted your Wish.
I wish I knew what phone i wanted..
Granted, but you spend all your money on a phone that breaks an hour after you get it.
I wish for the Zone to Dissa- Wait thats been done.
I wish for a glass of the most expensive wine in the world.
Granted its Piss (We all knew it was that right?)
I wish for school to be over already.
Granted but you stay dumb and live in a dumpster for the rest of your life and you can't get a job.
I wish that I had godmode in real life.
Granted.
I wish you didn't.
Granted but now you get it. (Ololol)
I wish we had a Murloc RP.
Granted, but the player models fail hard and the Rp is filled by WoW Dorks :F (Not a bad thing, but my friend is one and it somtimes gets annoying >.>)
I wish for the world to be flat
Granted, but you fall off the edge when you go on a cruise.
I wish I had pants the made me run faster.
Granted but you smash into a wall at your Blinding speeds, lack the money for Plastic surgery for your face and become an Ugly Circus attraction in a Spooky ride :F
I wish that the word wish never existed
Granted but someone wishes you not to wish it.
I wish to wish the wish that wish the wished.
Granted but then you are forced to take a10 month grammar lesson 5 hours a day.
I wish that I had a M134 Dillion minigun with 30000 +P APIT rounds mounted on an Apache helicopter to shoot Kahn with.
Granted but the helicopter explodes with you in it and you die.
I wish I had a crowbar.
Granted, but your still not Gordon freeman.
I wish I was Gman
Wish Granted but you get raped by Vortigunts and end up in a advisor's ass.
I wish that I could fly!
Wish granted but you fly so fast you go into space then a space ship rams you in the ass spliting you in two. Your body floats in space forever.
I wish I was a Ravanger
Granted but you Ravange yourself and die.
I wish I could kick Adolf Hitler in the ass.
Wish granted but your foot gets stuck inside Hitlers ass and a bomb drops on both of you.
I wish i was a Zombie
Granted, but you get s'ploded by a T-rex flying a fighter jet. :]
I wish this topic never dies.
granted but it it gains so many pages it crashes the website.
I wish I was MMA
Granted but I don't really understand so I turn you into a giant MMA sign instead.
I wish bananas could fly....
Granted, But only for 2 seconds.
I wish I could wish for wishes.
Granted but they all can only be wishes about invalid stuff, thus becoming invalid wishes.
I wish for super-post count!
Granted, but the next day an admin bans you.
Granted but you didn't post a wish so hah!
I wish for £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Granted, But a sneaky decimal separator gets in after the first 9
I wish for...
Granted, you die.
I wish for epic wishes I can haz.
Not granted.
I wish for
Disgusting worms topped with pigs blood.
Granted but because you didn't grant my wish you bork the game and the laws of physics, your horrid meal floats away.
I wish for the laws of physics to be restored.
I punch you, Yet grant your wish.
You die.
I wish, you'd eat my floating meal.
Not granted. I'm dead. Thus the laws of physics break once more and your meal stops existing.
I wish to go back in time before any of these posts
Granted but theres a problem and you go to the corrupt world of the Toribash Forum's Board 'Wibbles'
And die a spamful death.
WISH I DO COWS FOR!
Granted but one falls and kills you.
I wish my dog could give MY Enemy's cancer
Granted, your mom gets Cancer
I wish I had power then I can ever imagine.
Granted but a group of rebels snipes you.
I wish i had an endless jar of cookies
Granted, but the jar breaks and there are only 2 cookies.
I wish I had a pet fog worm.
"lolprimeval",
Don't ask why, I think they would make a good pet if tamed.
And kept in a freezer.
Oh shi-, I see whats coming.
^
Lol secret text is insert there. _|
Granted but it dies as soon as you see it.
I wish for a pet murloc.
Lol cocks
Granted But it get's mad and eats you.
I wish Diablo 3 would come out nowz!
Granted but it's unfinished and is a glitchfest
I wish I didn't have to go to school/work (Haha, I thought about that!)
Granted, but you must sit at home forever until you die.
I wish I..
Hmm, let me think of a Non-said one.
Aha, got one.
I wish I was a dragon. Tag me and I will kill you D:
That was...
INVUNER-
Oh no Strelok made the same mistake when I played SOC.
Meh, I wish I was A dragon,
Granted, you are a VERY VERY VERY small dragon that can't fly or breath fire and can be easily stepped on by a nearby cat.
I wish I had double the postcount I had now.
Granted but you are hated by all, can't breath fire, and can't fly.
I wish I could travel freely through time!
Wtf you broke the chain
Granted but you travel to fast.
I wish I didn't want to kill someone right now.
(sorry, computer = slower and when i was typing it in, zero hadn't posted yet lol)
Granted, Someone else kills you first
I wish i ad a doomfort..
Granted but the admin bans you and removes it because it lags the server.
I wish I had (Again) double my postcount
Granted, But they spawn inside your cawck.
I wish for wishes.
Granted but someone else will decide what you will wish for.
I wish that it would be summer again!
Granted but you die in a heatwave.
I wish I would get to decide Raydark's wishes.
i with i was Jaky Chan :D
You turn out to be all droopy and shit.
I wish I had the ability to spawn anything at any time.
Granted but you spawn a black hole in Zero's cawck and humanity is wiped out. Good job..
I wish I didn't have to do this damn Business Plan for economics class.
You don't take the class but alas! A cock grows on your forehead!
I wish I had no restrictions on sleep.
Gratned, You fall asleep and never wake up again.
I wish the new stargate show would come out..
Granted, But all the characters get AIDS and die and no new episodes come out.
I wish Silver would give me admin on the STALKER RP server...
Granted but you Fail so hard that He bans you Only Secounds after you get it.
I wish The Fucking Kuro Server would die a slow and painful death.
Granted but you also die a very slow and very painful death...
I wish I had some pie...
Granted, But it contains flesh eating Beatles and you die a slow,bloody, and painful death.
I wish i could kiss Kahn
Granted But he rips out your brain and sells it on Ebay.
I wish My deagle would stop dissapearing.
granted, from now on its stuck up your ass.
I wish my wishes were uncorruptable.
Granted, But your computer can't handle it and it explodes burning your house down.
I wish i could have a 7 minute orgasm.
granted, but you can never have one after that.
I wish for a chocolate bar
Granted but it's filled with Spiders that Lays eggs in your Throat and Brain.
I wish I knew what music i want to listen to now..
granted, the devils music, the second you hear it you die!
I wish for eternal awesomeness :D
Granted but it's fake
I want to want!
Granted, But your head erases itself to process the request.
I wish i could fuck Alyx.
Granted, but you fall asleep during.
I wish that the person after me will wish that it should be summer now!
granted, its only summer for one second, for the wish being granted, you get your identity stolen.
I wish i was green skinned :D
Granted your blue skinned
I wish for some books that is actually a mind controlling videogame.
granted, the books turn on you and make you have a IQ of -9001
I wish for a popsicle stick
Granted, but it makes you look very gay and you end up getting Analy harassed. With a broomstick.
I wish.. I wish i could get a girlfriend.
Granted but it turns out that she's a zombie.
I wish that I could fly
Granted, but you turn in to a a very small bid only to get eaten by a larger bird the instant you start flying.
I wish The new Halo game would come out.
granted, you throw away 60$ on buying it, only for it to suck ass and only play it a hour.
I wish halo games would disappear
granted, but someone will create new ones soon.
i wish i could eat pizza everyday( XD )
Granted, but after 330.546.797 Pizzas, you become one yourself and someone else eats you.
I wish that CoD MW2 would come out.
Granted but the game developers hate you so they don't want to sell it to you.
I wish I had balls of steel :3
Granted, But your sperm also turns to steel and it feels like passing kidney stones.
I wish i could rape someone and get away with it.
Quote from: Wannabe Taco on 19-09-2009
Granted, But your sperm also turns to steel and it feels like passing kidney stones.
i loled,
granted, but you can only rape fat men and get away with it.
I wish i had sperm of steel :D
Granted now your going to feel pain everytime you have sex.
I wish for a realism awesome stalker mod with no crashes :3
Granted, but for some reason, the script auto perma bans you everytime you join
i wish i was the worlds tallest midget
Granted, but every one else is a midget and not you.
I wish STALKER was REAL!
Granted, but you will die after 5 minutes in the "new world".
I wish i could have infinite money(XD).
Granted, but it all falls on you at once and kills you.
I wish i could find a video that i could LOL to all the time no matter how much i watch it and it can't kill me in anyway shape or form. It's just funny.
Ok.. Granted, You Laugh so much that you cant breath and die form the lack of oxygen (See the Video never killed you)
I wish I had Orbital Lazers and a Doomfort...
Granted but during an major invasion, it fails due to faulty construction and your laser misfires killing you in the process.
I wish I had a million bucks.
Granted, it spawns in your stomach in all pennies, abviously you explode from 100 million pennies being in your stomache
I wish I Couldnt die, couldnt be trapped, couldnt be deafened, blinded, paralized, couldnt be sent to a altrernate unerverse, and nothing but live my life normal immortal.
(couldn't resist posting again already for this one)
Granted but the world as you know it ends around you and everyone and everything you once loved and cherished is gone forever, you are all that remains (this includes all technology ceasing).
I wish I owned my own livable planet.
Granted, but it turns out that you're only having a dream.
I wish I had my own Phoenix pet.
Granted but sence it's one fire.. It burns down your Home and kills you in the process..
I wish I had that Mjolnirr armor from Halo.
Granted But its been made poorly and made out of cardboard.
I wish the world explode!
Granted, your computer has magically caught on fire.
I wish that whenever i made a wish in my thoughts it would come true.
Granted, but you think for a second about being dead, and so sadily it comes true.
I wish that I was...
Stop spamming that image - Locke
Granted? But Locke bans you permanently from everything that has to do with HGN and he Range bans you.
I wish i were invincible and that no living thing or non-living thing could kill me and should i be killed the entire world explodes ( Including all of space and beyond ) killing and destroying everything that is.
Wish granted, You become over 800 un-loseable pounds and your dick was sliced off by a angry homeless man's trashcan lid that he threw off the empire state building trying to kill a plane. after that it was eaten by a dog and then chewed to bits.
I wish wish for the wishes to become wishes so that the wishes of others can become inverted wishes of demented peoples wishes.
Quote from: asoldier290 on 20-09-2009
Wish granted, You become over 800 un-loseable pounds and your dick was sliced off by a angry homeless man's trashcan lid that he threw off the empire state building trying to kill a plane. after that it was eaten by a dog and then chewed to bits.
I wish wish for the wishes to become wishes so that the wishes of others can become inverted wishes of demented peoples wishes.
That's all impossible....
Did you not read after i said Invincible?
What is it wit you chain breakers.
Anyway..
Granted the Demented Peoples wish turns out to be not demented.. But Sence it's inverted nothing happens.
I wish More people would come on the server.. But not making it full.. Just enough ya know.. And that they are none noobs..
Granted, but it turns out that it's just an illusion O.o
I wish that the server will live forever!
Granted but the owner banned you.
I wish I had admin! :3
Granted but you being metally unstable bans yourself permanently and then burns your house down with your entire family inside..
I wish i could shapeshift.
Granted, you shape-shift into a bucket of water then get tipped over by a fat girl named Jinx
I wish the Bloodsucker Cloak swep was fixed
Granted, your head explodes.
Quote from: Wannabe Taco on 22-09-2009
Granted, your head explodes.
make a wish dumbass
I wish i could make extremely hot girls with my mind then fuck the shit out of them...
Granted you commence Jihad and get sent to heaven with 72 Virgins wearing awesome tight clothes. they all get in your bed and take it all off.... there all dominant Virgin trannys.
I wish for people to come play on the server with me. (like really right now)
Trannys Hmm? Ah.... Er... *Ahem* Moving on...
Granted, There all 10 years old and just got gmod.
I wish for a happie!
hippie or happie?
I say hippie
Granted, ut its a dude hippie
I wish for a cookie <3 =3
Granted but it's sooooo tiny!
I wish for a nice jacuzzi!
Granted but you fall asleep on the controls and boil alive.
I WISH I COULD SMOKE A LOT OF POT AND NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT WHY I AM A STICK MAN
Wait... i alrdy am high.
Granted.. But i just called the cops on you.
I wish Taco would stop Spamming this thread.
Granted, but he starts a new thread about the same exact thing and spams there.
I wish Freedom put up a better fight.
Granted but the PK all of Military.
I wish for all the Steam games.
Granted but your Steam breaks down and never starts working again.
I wish for Pirates of the caribbean 4 to come out!
Granted but you dont get to see it... Ever..
I wish More people had ODST
Granted but everyone got it illegally.
I wish PayPal doesn't have gay fees!
Granted, but that's because it doesnt exist anymore
I wish I led every faction ever.
granted, but to do so, they tear you into equal peices for each faction.
I wish a was locke's #1 fan
Granteed, But Locke always rapes his #1 Fan
I wish Soul Eater would finally come out in German Tv
Granted, but there's only 1 DVD
I wish people would stop calling me a spammer...
Granted, they start calling you king spammer
I wish i could get 4 more artifacts in SRP
Granted but the radiation PK's you.
I wish for a Sunrise suit in real life.
Granted but it's made out of really cheap plastic.
I wish for a Exo suit in real life, and that it would work properly.
Granted, but it gets rusty and turns to dust in your hands
I wish for a bakers dozen of cookies :D
Granted, but they are full of laxatives and cyanide.
I wish i could carve shit into stone well.
Granted, but the plan backfires and it carves you instead.
I wish I had a submarine, a fully working submarine with a crew that wont try to kill me or take over the ship/Submarine.
Granted, but your so fat you sink it
I wish Radek would stop being a hypocrite
granted, he turns into a god minge
I wish for a super computer that will make skynet look like a peice of shit!
You recieve such a shitty computer it turns skynet into a piece of shit (Literally)
I wish for less whining in the middle of the night.
Granted, But you now only get ass from fat black chicks.
I wish for a USB cable, With nothing out of the ordinary able to happen to it, And it;s completely invincible, And can't kill/rape/choke me to death.
NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT, IT CAN'T BREAK, FUCKER.
granted, but its so long that it takes up your whole house.
i wish to die! emo <3
You get that USB Cable but your PC doesn't accept it.
I want to want.
granted, you now want to want to want
I wish i had french fries :D
Granted, but little did you know that a disgruntled worker scratched pupic skin flakes for the salt.
I wish for my wedding to go wonderful.
granted, it goes wonderfuly bad.
wish i had 2 million rubles
Granted but the RU crushed you.
I wish that I had cool aid man bursting at my wall!
Granted but he runs away after 5 seconds.
I wish that I had a murloc pet.
Granteed, it crushes trough the wall and your body
I wish Someone would play DoWII with me
(my idea is better and i got more posts so GTFO xD)
Granted... Wait... No.
I wish for cocks.
granted, their all chinese
I wish i was a turtle!
Granted But Zombie Kid stole you and says "I leik turtles"
I wish for the biggest penis on earth!
Granted, but it's asian.
I wish i could Fuck the shit out of keyfoot like GOOSH GOOSH fuck him
Oooooooooooooooooookay.
But in any case, wish granted, your dick is caught on a sharp piece of metal and it gets ripped off.
I wish I was a fish
Ouch.
I wish I never read that.
I wish I was a French Bullmastiff :D
GRANTED
but, you fail horribly at this profession.
I wish there was a counter for Dr.hax
This proffesion of love?
I fail at that XD
WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR?!
Your Soul!
Granted, but my soul implodes on Yo' ass
I wish that Poverty was gone from teh world
Poverty is now history but only on Uranus.
I wish for a working remote for my Ipod Dock
Granted, but its radioactive.
I want a Klashnikov to appear in mah hand.
Granted, sadly your arms are now frostbitten and have fallen off and cannot be replaced, Sorry aboot that.
I wish for a sheep on your head.
Danm about my arms,
Granted
But the sheep has a golden coat and makes me rich and I buy out all of your companies.
Granted, but I had no companies to begin with so you now have nothing more than what you started with.
I wish for a milkshake.
Granted but you then bring all the boys to the yard.
I want to be able to breath under water.
Granted but gills have replaced your entire respitory system.
I wish for some Carmex, my lips are killing me.
Granted, but NEDM Burned you.
I wish for chocolate rain in the sky to happen!
Granted, But chocolate rain is shit pellets the size of 18 wheeler trucks
I wish i had fallen earth with 900 years on it.
Granted but your computer crashes and explodes.
I wish for a longer weekend!
Granted it lasts for 1 second longer.
I want to have ultimate superb fatality candle! So i could collect the hot waxxx putting it on my skin so it will get softer!
Granted, I have a boner.
I wish it was real.
Granted, but it dissapears.
I wish For More wishes!
Granted, but it's just an optical illusion.
I wish for a Murloc friend.
Granted,but He get's a heart attack and dies.
I wish I had A 1000 posts :P
Granted, but it was only a dream.
I wish i had all the fallout mods and they all worked and couln't harm my comp or me or the universe or my family its not a dream.
Granted, but then HGN server dies because everyone's playing Fallout 3.
I wish I didn't waste 30 minutes trying to think of a way to corrupt that lame wish.
Granted, but you lose 1 post.
I wish Stalker had no bugs.
Granted, The bugs jump out and eat you! Rawr!
I wish... Eeh.. DAmn i wish i knew what to wish..
ugh, its been done before, you wish you could wish "I wish i was away from here" to the wanky shit demon.
I wish for a RPG :D
Granted, but its made of cardboard and you receive it just as it starts raining... Very hard.
I wish i could fuck wanky shit demons wife ( ONLY IF SHE WAS NOT MADE OF SHIT OR WANK)
granted, but in the process of you fucking her, you and her teleport to her shit and wank world
i wish for a gto
Granted but it explodes when you start the engine.
I wish for the WoW expansion to come out.
Granted but you get banned from Wow and never get to play it again.
I wish That the new Wow Expansion wouldent come out!
Granted, but they come out with another expansion that does exactly the same thing in a different way.
I wish for general status.
Granted, but it sets to GeneralFail.
I wish for CoD MW2 to come nooooow!
Granted, but you can't buy it.
I wish for awesomeness!
Granted, but....
Agh..
But the awesomeness makes your PC explode and it kills you.
I wish i had minor facial hair.
I have some, but its too small >:|
Granted, you shave 5 times a hour
I wish I had a job
granted, its a male stripper at a gay bar.
i wish i was u3br :D
Granted but You turn in to a annoying 12 year old.
I wish My ipod wasent broken.
granted, its not broken, its taking over the world killing people.
I wish i was a annoying 12 yr old!
Granted but you are 12 years old for 1 sec and then become embreo.
I want to want.
*sigh* ive answered this 4 times now.
granted! you want to be anally raped!
I wish for a pony!
Granted but the Pony Anally rapes you!
I wish i dident have test on Monday.
Granted, but you have the test on Tuesday instead.
I wish that I had A pet Headcrab, (On my Head)
Granted but it's not a real headcrab.
I want to want!
Granted, You want to want to do something strange, because of the effects of alchohol.
I want to see Gamer.
granted, but it sux, which it does.
I wish i was a pedo elf bear!
Granted but you are pedo murloc bear.
I want to want!
Granted, you get a want to want to want to your head >:3
I wish for epic SRP rp :3
granted, but its on kuromeku *OMFG!*
I wish for Dark angel to want to want to want
Granted but i still want to want.
I want to want!
Granted but you want to kill yourself
I wish Stalker CoP was released next week
Granted, but the game deletes system32.
I wish you had to be over 13 years old to join the internet.
Granted but the internet dies from lack of use.
I wish Angel was banned from this thread. (I think we all think this)
Granted but she comes back as another user.
I wish that I could wish more
Granted but i take you wish!
I want to want!
Granted. you want to want to stop making these "I want" to wishs
I wish I had a less shitty TV
Granted, but now you have nothing. But you are "less" one T.V.
I wish for a cool murloc avatar.
granted, but it has a naked pick of you in it
i wish for a pony
Granted, but it tramples you to death.
I wish for more Epic Murloc Island VII to be released.
Granted, but I'm the only one who will be able to play it!
I wish for Murloc rp.
Granted but every time you try to join the rp you crash.
I wish have $1 for a pop.
Granted but it burns in your hands.
I wish that I would be able to play Epic Murloc Island VII.
Granted but it's just an illusion O.o
I wish that I could have my own murloc-parrot-pet.
Granted but your parrot died.
I wish immune to all bacteria and viruses.
granted, but you turn pink
i wish for chocolates
Granted, but I ate them.
I wish I had a better computer.
granted, but i get it after you use it for 5 minutes.
I wish for more wishes
Granted, but the man next to you wished for an Xbox with every game for the next 5 years on it and recieved one VIA mispalced FedEx.
I wish that srp_redemption_v2 worked on my computer.
Granted but SK makes srp_redemption_v2_night which blows up your PC
I want to want!
Granted but because of the ammount you want your head explodes.
I wish that i could drive now.
Granted but the first thing that happens is that you get hit by another car and die.. Tuff luck.
I wish L4D2 would come out nowz! And with no bugs and i could get a copy of it.
It will come out but L4D will happen IRL :D
I wish radek would promote me again already :P
Granted and thanks to me it doesn't get corrupt!
I want to want!
Granted but only for one second.
I wish that I could wish again, and again, and again, and again.
Granted but they all get corrupted.
I wish for Military to have a Black Ops.
Granted, a division of black men is assigned to your unit. they all want KFC and have a horrid speech impediment.
I wish for a inversely corrupted wish to be corrupted and then reversely corrupted to become corrupted.
Granted, But I went wtf and say all your wishes are corrupted.
I wish people would stop repeating wishes.
granted, but people say so many new wishes, that you HAVE to repeat
I wish for a aids sandwich
Granted but it explodes when you get near it, killing you quickly.
I wish for Steam to remake Steam itself so it isn't so lame.
granted, but it costs 200$ TO GET...
i wish for a boat
Granted but it sinks.
I wish for the new Battlefield to come out!
granted but that SINKS
i wish for skynet!
Granted but then all the computers blow up when you're near them.
I wish for a signature.
granted, you get charged 99999.99$
I wish for a duck, maybe a rubber one?
Granted, It spawns in your ass.
I wish all murlocs would die..
Granted but after one second they all come back to life and kill you.
I wish all Radek's would die. :V
Granted, but after one second they all come back to life and totaly fuck you and All Murlocs up!
I wish the new Stargate universe epsidoe would come out.
Granted but it's lame.
I wish Radek's coruption of my wish actually made sense with what I'd wished.
Granted But sence your stupid it still dosernt make any sence to you.
(you said "All" Like it was more of us :P)
I wish Murlocs never existed.
Granted, but Naga's kill you.
I wish for more non-lethal artifacts.
granted, but they so rare, thousands of bandits come after you.
i wish for a god character in srp
Granted but he get's pked.
I wish for Powa!
Granted, but you suck!
I wish for a bunny
granted, but its born without skin and bleeds to death infront of you screaming.
I wish for the world
Granted but it falls in upon itself.
I wish for Radek to love murlocs.
Granted, but....but.....Ah man, there's no but! Radek will love murlocs for ever!
I wish for a Murloc friend. Not imaginary
Granted but sence he is a Murloc he Goes beserk and eats you.
I wish i had a real orbital cannon and a doom fortress on Mars (With a functioning lifesupport system and a Trusting crew to Man the cannon) So i could destroy the Murlocs and take over the world!
Granted but as soon as you get it Earth launches an anti-planetary missile which strikes Mars, blowing it up.
I wish for scopes and grenade launcher attachments for SRP.
(On another note, Klp4 and I are murlocs so they wouldn't eat us...)
Granted but you can only put them onto makarovs.
I wish for more homework!
Granted but then you have so much you die from stress.
I wish for more murlocs in my signature.
Granted but i run them over.
I want to want!!!!!!
Granted but you want so much that you do nothing else but sit at home and want things, unable to move or think,.
Nice............ Lol.
I wish I spawned with a Groza.
God damit it dident update when i tried to type in a wish.. Anyway Granted but it get's bugged and magically kills you everytime you spawn.
I lol'd...
I wish for Radek to remember to finish his posts.
Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 14-10-2009
I lol'd...
I wish for Radek to remember to finish his posts.
Granted, They all end in, "Assassinator is a faggot"
I wish for a barrel full of monkeys mailed to Radek.
Granted but it gets returned to sender.
I wish for you to open the barrel of monkeys.
Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 14-10-2009
Granted but it gets returned to sender.
I wish for you to open the barrel of monkeys.
Granted, I eat them all.
I wish for this wish to never fail.
Granted but now you have a computer virus.
I wish the zone would disapear!
Granted, it dissapears only for you, and the other weird french person.
I wish humanity was destroyed.
Granted but happens very slowly.. And it starts by killing you off.
I wish everyone knew how good uncharted 2 is.
Whatever you just say i do everything to make it corrupt!
I want to want!
Granted but you pee yourself everytime you want.
I wish the stalker suit had Armor.
granted, but its so heavy you get crushed by the weight.
i wish for a man eating rubber ducky to eat me.
Granted, but he doesnt eat you, and you become emo-stalker by that and kill yourself while cutting your wrists.
I wish for mooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr artifact typez, which are not rare.
Granted but then artifacts are fail, give no benefits, and YOU have to pay people money so they will take your artifacts.
I wish for murlocs to be real.
Granted, but you must play wow for 200 years to see them.
I wish i blood suckers were friendly.
Quote from: scoutfreak on 16-10-2009
Granted, but you must play wow for 200 years to see them.
Lol, I don't see the corruption.
Granted, but to everyone but you.
I wish I could fit more pics into my sig.
Granted but they can only be pictures of gay porn.
I wish Stalker SoC would work :'(
Granted it works on Linux now.
I want to want!
Granted but you end up just wanting everything, Which makes you buy so much that you lose all of your money and then die a lonly death in te streets of japan. Broke.. homeless.. and Srpless..
(Stop saying that it aint a bloody wish to want.. You could say i wish i could want or something )
I wish The server wouldent crash when your building bases.
Granted but then it crashes right when you're done building it.
I wish Gmod wouldn't take so long to delete.
Granted it takes 2 minutes to delete that and your computer.
I wish it was summer vacation.
Granted, but obama passes his " More school" law and your in school the hole time 365 days a year till 7 PM Like a little slave child.
I wish i didn't move into this house i hate and was still in my old apartment
you go to the first apartment ever made
I wish i was 1337
Granted you are dead because you are 1337 years old.
I want to want!
You got to be fucking kidding me... Your doing this just to annoy me arent you...
Ok you want stuff.. Gratz.. Cant actually grant you anything sence you dident Wish.
I wish Lessi would stop the damn I want to want sence it's not an actually wish..
Granted but she then nags everyone so bad that we have to allow her to again.
I wish that Windows wasn't so fail.
Granted, but now Bill Gates gives up and Linux takes over control wiping every computer having Windows forcing them to have Linux.
I wish to meet god (if he exists)
Granted but only to send you strait to hell personally.
I wish I had the best mustache in the would.
Granted, but it's so good that it has it's own personality and it strangles you to death.
I wish for awesomesauce. (The noun, not the adjective.)
Granted, you get so much that you drown in it.
I wish i was higher up on the top posters list.
Granted but then you get banned.
I wish Radek lost four hundred posts.
Granted, but everyone else loses 3000 posts, making Me the top poster.
I wish I the clock wasent 3 am :S
Granted, it's four AM.
I wish you couldn't sleep for another twenty-four hours. :V
Granted but your brain freaks out and shuts down causeing you to go into a coma for 63 years.
I wish i had every game that didn't suck in the world and that it couldnt harm my computer or max out the memory
( Cause i will have 600 Terabytes of space >:3 )
Granted but you can't play them because you have no keyboard now.
I want to want!
Granted but you get your greedy hands cut off.
I want to insta-pass my College and University
Quote from: Wannabe Taco on 17-10-2009
Granted but your brain freaks out and shuts down causeing you to go into a coma for 63 years.
Good for me 'cause that was for Radek.
Granted, but then you can never get a job.
I wish another Counter-Strike game would come out.
Granted it's Super-Mario-Strike! Which was so badly made that you just see cubes running.
I want to want!
Frikin post *****
Granted, you die.
I wish i had Diablo 3..
Granted but you can't play it.
I wish I had StarCraft II.
Granted but it works only on "Dendi"
I want to want!
Granted but then you have to play WoW for the rest of your life with no other game and you get no expansions so you're stuck on level 60 on a retail server. You also have to keep paying for it.
I wish I could fit more characters into my signature.
Granted but the signature chars go crasy and kill each other then go on to destroy all the hardwear in your computer.
I wish It was Thursday.
(wtf characters kill themselves cant kill hardware)
Granted but timeline screws and YOU get stuck on a paralel Thursday
I wish i play on the NBA and become rich
Granted but shaq stomps you leaving his size 14 Reebok in your arse.
I wish i could go into space and hug all the stars man... The ceiling is melting brah, i think im dead dude.
granted, you explodes
i wish for a new monitor
Granted it's broken!
I want to want!
Granted.. but you melt when as you get closer to the star, to to talk aobut the fact taht you cant breath in space..
I wish it was I haz my Ipod touch nowz..
Granted, but you ruin it trying to use the "iToilet Paper" app. Eeew!
I wish for the greatest tasting food on the planet.
You get your food... But it gives you the SHITS!
I wish for a better job!
Granted you are now homeless (Good proffesion for you >=3)
I want to want!
granted, you want to stop wanting
i wish dark angel will stop wishing for the same thing!
Granted but now he says the stupidist things.
I wish i had the money to buy border lands and l4d2
WTF Dark angel iz a woman
Granted but you get your account banned for credit card fraud
I wish to taste victory
granted, but the world blows up, cause you are a failure, and when win touches that much failure, end of the world.
i wish for starcraft 2 not to be 3 games D:
But it fails and all starcraft company goes to hell
I wish to get a better mobile-phone
But secret service comes and interrogates you, the person that owned the phone before threatened to kill Oboma, and you own a sniper Rifle..
I wish I could get a new computer.
Granted, but you overclock the CPU it by a mistake to 100 GHz and the computer implodes.
I wish for Head Admin (Wait what?)
granted you get a head of a admin.
i wish for a cookie
Granted you get cookie mosnter licking at you.
I wish i had a pipboy
granted, its a inrepairable broken one.
i wish for a sandwich
Sandwich eats you
I wish for a KGB
you get a BGK
i wish for a turtle
whats a BGK?
Granted, its on coma
I wish to know whats a BGK
granted, you knwp it for 0.01 seconds, then you forget.
i wish for a soda
You get it but whne you drink you fart until your butt hole reaches 2km wide
I wish for a new clock
granted, it saps your computer though
i wish for aids
You failed again for no wishing.
I wish you to remeber to post your wish
You forget...
I wish that i had NO money. :P
granted, you have useless money thats called no. its made out of toilet paper
i wish for a toothpick
Granted, but you end up getting anally raped by the toothpick.
I wish I killed myself.
Granted, but you are reincarnating again, again and again.
I wish for not using cheats which let you find items in the map in SRP.
Granted you are using VAC based hack and get Source Engine VAC banned.
I want to want!
You get owned by Ganendor again
I wish to you guys develop the godfather gamemode
Granted, But a hacker leaked it and we had to Close it down.
I wish The Zone was Real.
Granted it is , but it's PSEUDO Zone and you don't know how to get there.
I want to want!
granted now you want to not want to want
i wish for a pancake farm!
Granted but locusts eat it all away.
I wish for Vortigaunt Tribe Roleplay.
granted, but your a cockroach in it and you get stepped on.
i wish for a dollar
Granted but it explodes in your hands, leaving you with stubs.
I wish for a vortigaunt position in tribal roleplay.
granted, but your a ugly votigaunt, so they all shun you and throw rocks at you till you die.
i wish for a sandwhich
Granted, you get buried in sand which suffocates you. (The actual spelling is sandwich. :P)
I wish for a P90.
granted, it materializes up your ass. (Ouch!)
i wish for a sand Witch.
Granted, It will be with Poisonous Snake Meat xD
I wish for candy.
Granted, but its poisonous and you die.
I wish for the person under me to not corrupt my wish.
Granted, but that defies the rules of the game and you create a time paradox ending life as we know it.
I wish I got Borderlands, Left 4 Dead 2 and Modern Warfare 2 to materialize in front of me in a neat stack right now.
Granted, It appears infront of your face and crushes your skull cause the games flyied trough
I wish BioCorps get's Agreed.
Granted it's agreed for super-mario
I want to want.
IT*S NOT A FUCKING WISH!
I wish Angel was a bit smarter.
Granted, shes so smart shes stupid
I want to unwant darks wanting.
Granted but she posts the same stuff anyways.
I wish the world wasn't so evil.
Granted, the world becomes super nice but in contrast to the world you look like a super villabn and the rest of the world decides to kill you.
I wish i had more money right about now.
Granted but then you spend it on Caramelldansen sound tracks.
!! FAIL CAINBREAK!
And to be honest i have nooooo fucking idea what Caramelldansen is lol Dont even think it's from sweden ask finland.
I wish Assassinator dident chainbreak!
Granted he is now chained to you and sings "I'm murlock! I'm death!"
I want to want.
I'm not awnsering that
I wish borderland would stop jerking around.
Granted but then you can't play it. (As usual)
I wish I had all the new releases.
Granted but all your possessions (Including every new release) are seized by the police as you are suspected of being a drug lord.
I wish pokemon were real.
Granted but pikachu kills you.
I want to want
Granted but now you want assassinator in your pants....
I wish i wish i could wish a wisher that loves wishing cute puppies that eat grapes!
Granted, the wisher run away with his cute puppies and never come back.
I wish people would stop awnsering Lessis "I want to want" Thing.
Granted now they are all wishing something like "I want to want!"
I want to want!!!!!
To protect everyone else.. I i'll awnser this by not awnsering it.
I wish borderlands Co-op section wouldent mess with me so much.
Granted but then you can't play co-op all together after five minutes.
I wish RAD2 would come out.
Granted but someone steals it
I wish i dident have school tomorrow
Granted you have it in 5 mins.
I want to want!
Fuck... No no no...
Denied you want nothing..
I wish Dragons age wasent delayed 2 weeks to the ps3..
Granted its delayed until two more years pass.
I wish for better grades is MATH
Granted you are moved back to 1st Grade so you will have epic marks >=D
I want to want!
From now on i''m just gona stop saying anything regarding Lessis spam Want..
I wish Everything was as awsome as me.
Granted, now the universe sucks.
I wish that airports didn't suck so much.
Granted they are now made out of glue!
I want to want!
YOU WANT NOTHING (Little spam whore, WANTING ALL MY STUFF)
I wish I could has a cheezeburger.
Granted but it's coverd in old green cheese that makes you sick... And you have to eat it..
I wish gmod Would stop pissing me off so frikin much.
Granted everything els now pisses you off.
I want to want.
I wish steam wouldent be so cryptic all the frikin time.
(Yes i know i dident awnser Lessis...)
Granted, everything else is Crpytic
I wish I had cancer (Corrupt that >:)
Granted but you live for years in a hospital bed hardly able to move.
I wish for all the STALKER stuff to be DLed onto this laptop.
Granted but you can't unzip it!
I want to want!
Quote from: Dark Angel on 04-11-2009
Granted but you can't unzip it!
Already had that problem, dang it. That's why I'm re-DLing.
You get want but then you die.
I wish for Steam to work better.
Granted but Steam starts working so good that it makes your computer explode.
I wish i dident have to open alot of fucking ports to fix borderlands Co-op mode.
Granted but then you lose static IP Address.
I wish computers weren't so complicated.
Granted but now they all work only on Linux
I want to want.
Linux ain't that bad. You can still play Windows games with Wine.
You die.
I wish STALKER had more population.
Granted but now there aint enough room for you.
I wish I ruled ze world ( with Orbital lasers on my side)
Granted but then the orbial lasers fall from orbit and hit the world, ´sploding it.
I wish the laptop I use would finally get it´s overheating problem fixed.
I wish that jesus stayed alive
Granted, were ALL GOING TO HELL NOW...
I wish I had laser swordz.
I wish.. The zone would disapeer.
Granted now your running around in an empty server with nothing to do.. Foreva!!
I wish Dragons age wasent so good! Cant stop playing it:P
Granted it's now windown 95 only !
I want to want!
You die.
I wish for the map to be finished.
Granted but the map developers thought it was shitty and wanted to re-do it.
I wish for a wishgranter :D
Granted you are one now!
I want to want!
You die.
I wish I had Dragon Age.
Granted, you get a copy free but it's for the wrong MACHINE!
I wish I could love murlocs, I just cant!
Granted, but murlocs ate you.
I wish that Valve wouldn't be so ghey!
Granted they are pedos and make only pedophile games
I want to want!
Granted you get this piece of COP instead. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat - Combat Song (4) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao16a0EZseE&feature=related#normal)
I wish for a mechanical arm that can turn into a blade.
Granted, But it turns in to a blade while your ave a .. "Private moment".. Let's just say you will talk in a high pitched voice from now on.
I wish Freemans mind episodes would come out more often.
Granted the come in you.
I want to want!?
NO YOU FUCKING DONT!
I wish I hadent completed Dragons age yet.. Awsome game is awsome btw..
Granted, but now you cannot remember anything about it and you cannot get past Lvl 1.
I wish i was Fluffier.
Granted, your so fluffy on the outside, it grew internally into your lungs and you die, Hows that for fluffier?
I wish I had modern warfare 2.
Granted but, you are a 12 year old fan boy.
I wish I had left 4 dead 2.
Granted SK buys it to you and closes the HGN plus later in 2 days your L4D 2 gets banned.
I want to want!
Granted you wa-... Wait no i'm not doing this, now would you be so kind and fuck off!
I wish my Visa card would come so i could buy lfd2
You've got your Visa card, but you can't buy 'lfd2' because they don't accept your card for strange reasons.
I wish I could have infinite money on SRP XD...
Granted it's prop money!
I want to want!
You always want to want so on the half way there you fail!
I want to have 1337 forum posts!
Granted, But you hit the post number and You turn in to a horrible beast.. A NOOB!
I wish I dident have School so i could Play L4D2 (Notice how they add more and more numbers..?)
You don´t have school today but as you play Left 4 Dead 2 you get so addicted you never go to school again.
I wish i had my own personal slave made of chese and bacon :)
Granted but it's gone bad.
I want to want!
You want to want again, you're about to want but you fall down and die.
I want to eat a pizza!
Granted but in soviet russia pizza eats you.
I wish for pie!
granted its a pie made of maggots
I want a pony :D
Granted but the pony decides to ride you instead.
I wish For more Familyguy episodes.
Granted but they each one second long.
I wish Radek's post count was lower.
Granted but mine goes over 9000
I want to want
Granted, but your wanting to want makes you no longer want to be wanting what you wanted.
I wish for a Plunger-free-World.
Granted but your toilet is clogged and no plunger is there to clean it
I wish for Terrorists to go die in their caves
Granted now no one has a way to unclog toilets causing massive Fecal Floods.
I wish for more RAM.
Granted, But your system eats all of it just to start running.
I wish i could Have POKeMON and not die from them.
Granted but you capture yourself on accident with one of your pokeballs and are forced to spend eternity in it.
I want to want!
Fuck off.
I wish i my plans would go throught with out any problems.
Quote from: Radek on 20-11-2009
Fuck off.
I wish i my plans would go throught with out any problems.
Granted but when you get back your house blows up with all your money and your parents inside, Orphaned >:D
I wish I had Better grades
Granted. But only grades in useless subjects are better.
I wish I had enough money to buy a new motorbike.
Granted but you only get enough for the frame
I wish i had 10000000000000000$
Quote from: Zero on 20-11-2009
Granted but when you get back your house blows up with all your money and your parents inside, Orphaned >:D
I wish I had Better grades
Lal They live in two diffrent places and both live in apartments Suck on tht !
Anyway
Granted but you get robber a minute after you get it and lose it all.
HAHA! I'm not the only one who forgets.
I wish Radek's parents lived in the same house.
Granted but they kill eachother the next day
I wish plunger was happy rather than angry
Granted.
No wait, he is. He's just mature.
I wish Plunger could unclog my toilet.
Granted, But now You have to deal with Plunger, Who is very mad at you.. And is coverd in shit.
I wish Goose died!
Granted but I only die on the server
I wish World Spawn would go blow its brains out
Granted but you get Silver Knight Abuse Spawn Script!
I want to want!
You want but then die.
I wish the rule was that the same thing could only be wished after five pages.
Granted but everywish takes up 5 pages
I wish COD MW2 didnt suck balls
Granted, it sucks feet.
I wish that I had my desktop with me to play Gmod.
Granted but Garry deleted all existing files of Gmod and its as if it never existed
I wish i had L4D2
Granted but you can't play it.
I wish for one hundred dollars.
Granted i hope you like monopoly money
I wish Cows went Meow
Granted, but you see cows meowing in TV
I wish for a Interior Crocodile Alligator
Granted but then it becomes clingy and never leaves you so you can never leave your house.
I wish I had a Murloc friend.
Granted but it runs away when it sees you.
I wish for new blood (not mingy) for HGN to play with.
Granted but then the server is always full and you can NEVER enter it.
I wish I could buy games while in another country with ease. Q_Q
Granted but they are all in Chinese and crash after a few seconds.
I wish for 5 lolcats a day.
Granted but they don't appear!
I want to want!
Fuck off.
I wish my post count wouldent freeze up all the frikin time.
Granted, but your spam bot eventually creates its intelligence, rebels from you and makes 2012 apocalypse.
I wish one mirrion dorrarz.
Granted but you get one minion of a dollar!
I want to want!
You want but die.
I wish I had a stun stick.
Granted, but the stunstick explodes in your hands the second you get it and it blows your head off.
I wish I had a ferret.
Granted but then it eats you alive while you sleep.
I wish I had TWO ferrets.
Granted one used a flamethrower while the other got into your head and smashed your brain and your ferrets killed you
I wish for 3 weeks to end
Granted but you died in the second week.
I wish for advice dog generator to work.
Granted it works in your head and you go insane.
I want to want.
Granted, but you go insane and kill you self saying "I want to want.... I want to want...." over and over.
Crap didn't post a wish, and my edit button wont work.
I wish Silver Knight would un IP ban me so I don't have to use this proxy.
Granted but your proxy can't be taken down and you are using crap one.
I want to want!
You want but die.
I wish for my computer to automatically clear out for me.
Your whole harddrive is wiped.
I wish for infinite power!
You gain the infinite power of self failure!
I wish the third world war will happen, killing us all!
Granted, but then there will not be SRP on.
I wish for Guitar SWEP to appear.
Granted, but its bugged.
I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.
Granted, you get nothing.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but after flying for ten minutes you suddenly lose the ability, plummeting to your death.
I wish Toxin was real.
Granted, but Toxin dies shortly after
I wsh for the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL!
you rule over all the rings in the world
I wish we all lived in a yellow submarine
Granted but it's made out of paper
I want to want!
You get your wish, but you don't get what you want.
I wish I was an atom.
How you gonna corrupt dat', eh?
Easy..
Granted some Scientists split you in to even smaller pieces.. Dead..
I wish Someone actually gave me a challange in this.
Granted a huge stone with Challange written on it falls on you.
I want to want!
Granted, but your keyboard is stolen before you get to type out I want to want again.
I wish.. I wish...
I wish I was Gman.
Quote from: Headcrabs on 06-12-2009
Granted, but your keyboard is stolen before you get to type out I want to want again.
I wish.. I wish...
I wish I was Gman.
**Coughs** You have failed! I'm using laptop! My keyboard can't be stolen!
Quote from: Dark Angel on 06-12-2009
**Coughs** You have failed! I'm using laptop! My keyboard can't be stolen!
....
The laptop keyboard can be disconnected from the laptop itself on most models you know...
:|
Moving on, I wish I had L4D2.
Granted but your computer cant run it
I wish there were no more terrorists.
Granted, but now aliens come in place of them.
I wish that my computer right now was beastly.
Granted but it's also hyper active and wants sex. (Sorry my friend you got raped by CD-Rom)
I want to want!
Granted with the one excepting, in your lust for wanting things, you burned your hands off wanting the feel the inside of a volcano.
I want to be able to blow things up with my mind, but leave myself impervious to explosions
Granted, but you eat something then it explodes inside you and kills you.
I want to have more people online on SRP.
Granted server is filled with minges and none can get them out of it.
I want to want!
Granted with the one excepting, in your lust for wanting things, you burned your ability to think wanting the feel the inside of a volcano.
I wish Macs were good (lie, they will never be)
I WISH that I had a Grenade Launch attacked to my arm.
Granted but everything you touch explodes
I wish i had an Ipod touch
Granted, but the touchscreen fails and you can no longer use it.
I wish for a PSP with no downsides.
Granted, but no games were ever made for this new version
I wish I had a cookie
Granted, but it's been up blakes ass first.
I wish it would not rain today.
Granted but it starts raining because i like rain.
I want to want.
Quote from: Dark Angel on 09-12-2009
Granted but i starts raining because i like rain.
I want to want.
But you don't get what you want, so that failed.
I wish i was level 85 in WoW.
You get lvl 85, max level raise to 100
I want a hug
Granted LonglostBlake hugs you.
I want to want!
Granted You get want to want to want something
I wish for Epic Fail
Granted, but you are one.
I wish that WoW nerds would get a lief (no offense, but some of those swearing 8-years old are playing the game 8 hrs straight).
Granteed they get a real life and walk to you asking things about Maths and School
I wish for Borderlands
Granted, but you have to play with the lesbian.
I don't wish for anything. (fight the power bitches)
Granted but i wish for you!
I want to want!
Quote from: Alex on 10-12-2009
Granted, but you have to play with the lesbian.
And ? isnt bad to play with Dark Angel, acctualy it would be fun ^^
Granteed you get a Piano on Your head from the 5. Floor
I wish for a wish
Due to the indecisiveness of your wish, you a granted an atomic bomb. The bomb is 75 meters into the air.
I wish for some skittles (GOD AND NO FUCKING BLAKE D:D:D:)
Granted, but you die from eating them.
I wish to wish !
Granted you get two wishes!
I want to want!!!!!
Granted, but you can never sya that phrase again.
I wish to be a wish.
Granted, but a retard uses you for toilet paper.
I wish for moar wish !
Granted but i stole your wish!
I want to want!
Granted, but you're banned for not abiding by the grant of said wish stated approximately three posts above.
I wish people would listen to the result of their wishes.
Granted but people start to ignore the whis they are supposed to corrupt
I wish I had Border Lands for computer
Granted, but your computer fries the game before you can play it.
I wish for love.
Granted, but it's with a fat hairy old janitor.
I wish to wish that I was a wish that wished I wasn't a wish that was in fact a wish that would have liked to with to un-become a wish that wanted to wish to be a wish that was a wish.
Granted, but that wish that was a wish is no longer a wish because it un-became a wish due to the wish to wish.
I wish for Pillsbury.
Granted but actually it's not granted!
I want to want!
Granted but I will want for you.
Want this, or want that?
Not you to.... Rawr! May you both die in a fire!
I wish Aliens took over the world and Made me king :3
Granted but everyone died in the process and you are king over one fish
I wish the government wasnt so unorganized and got back to me fast on wether or not i got the military Co-op.
First of all.. Military has Co-op? secound of all, I would have killed everyone anyway.. Me and Fishy Rules!
Anyway..
Granted, the goverment get's to you really fast only to arrest you and send you to jail for the rest of your life.
I wish Fallout rp got up soon.
Granted, but it's full to the brim with bugs.
I wish I had the cure to cancer
Granted but it turns everyone into monsters called Darkseekers. You're also turned into a black guy with a dog named Sam.
I wish there was nothing.
QuoteI there was nothing.
I'm sorry, what?
I wish I had a working jetpack.
Quote from: KillSlim on 13-12-2009
QuoteI there was nothing.
I'm sorry, what?
I wish I had a working jetpack.
Granted but it breaks.
I fixed my post btw. >.>
I wish.
Granted, but you get raped in the process.
I wish to wish !
Granted you become a wish!
I want to want!
Granted, but you say that so much that you become a social weirdo.
I wish to wish that Tunddruff didnt have Gobal mod so that he couldn't edit my post!
EDIT: LOL
Too bad, try making a wish, im tired of this "I wish to want, or wish to wish" bullshit. Make one or Ill make one for you.
I wish I had a Kitten :D
Granted, but its so excited it claws your eyes out.
I wish to be Dictator of the world and No assassin would dare touch me. NO ILLNESSES :D
In your epic ruling you have sex with a girl and receive rectal bleeding.
I wish my cup was full of water, pure h2O
Granted but it's really old water.
I want to want!
Granted but Tund makes you a wish.
I wish that every faction in SRP would be balanced.
Granted but they decided to make you the most wanted for no reason.
I wish I had a giant fucking cookie.
Granted, but you don't like it.
I wish that I would own more in RnL.
Granted you own a piace of stone from Nagasaki.
I want to want to eat cookies until my stomach explodes into shards of sharp metal which not only kill me, but everyone i love and have loved! (Fix'd your wish >:| now make real wishes)
Granted but the cookies only kill you cause you only love your self.
GOD DANGiT! YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CHAIN!!! FAIL AND SHAME ON YOU!
I wish for a gasmask.
Granted, but it's too small for your head.
I wih for one mirrion dorrarz.
You get the money and it turns out to be monopoly money. :3
I wish for a giant size cock.
Granted, but you don't have enough blood in you to support it, so it is dead.
I wish for 10,000 Fists.
You get OVER 9000 ! fists. Not 10k.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted you flew into the ceiling and got your skull crushed!
I want to want! (Eat that fluffy >:V)
Granted but you can't do posts like that now.
I wish that there would be 2 throwing knives in MW2 Multi.
Granted, but MW2 is shit.
I wish that the I had a pet turtle :3
Granted but its really just a colored rock
I wish christmas was every day
Granted but you won't celebrate it because you are a jew!
I want to want!
Granted, but it is Denied afterwards.
I wish for salsa.
Granted but its so spicy it burns a hole in your tonge
I wish for SPAGEHTTI
Granted, But you become tied into it.
I wish for spetnaz.
Granted! Russian Amon breaches your door and then jump on you while wearing whole their equipment.
I want to want!
Granted, it is getting Denied and you die by the Monolith.
I wish that people in TF2 would melee more often.
Granted, but they blanket party you every 1st second you join the server.
I wish that Dark Angel would stop wanting.
Granted, but he would have nothing to do the rest of his life.
I wish more people roleplay'd in stalker
Granted but it's pew pew roleplay.
I wish for more STALKER characters in SRP.
Granted Strelok and Scar are now in SRP and everyone is getting PWNED.
I want to want!
Granted, but you will soon run out of things to want
I wish for these burritos to taste better
Granted but your tonge falls out now you cant taste them
I wish for Christmas to come faster
Granted but it ends faster too!
I want to want!
Granted, you want then want then want (cut due to spam).
I wish that The Offspring would play in Poland again.
Granted, but it fails horribly.
I wish for My daydreams to come true and bend to my will.
Granted but you daydream about getting a partial sexchange due to you being curious as to what you would look like.
I wish I could body-board in a Tsunami.
Granted but unfortunatly you get lag spike tsunami moving past you making of fall to death on the ship wreck!
I want to want!
Granted but unfortunatly you die and can never want again :/
I wish I was STRELOK IN REAL LIFE FUCK YEAH xD
Granted but you die at the Wishgranter.
I wish I for I be Murloc Chieftan.
Granted but a meteor hits and lands on-top of you.
I wish I could be a Night-Elf Mohawk.
Granted but now i'm taking you as nerd!
I want to want!
Granted. No corruption for you.
I wish for lulz.
You Lulz till you die.
I wish for Gmod Power
You become a nerd by that.
Icanhascheezburger.
No.
I wish my PC was working properly.
Granted.
But you have no chair to sit on, so you remain uncomfortable until you buy a new one.
I wish for all corruption to disappear from this thread.
Granted, but it returns after a second.
I wish for Anime Skillz.
Granted but unfortunatly now you exist only in the TV and you have no free will.
I want to want!
Granted, but the Wish Granter does not corrupt your wish.
Icanhashotdog then ?
No
I wish to stop wishing.
Granted. Your life is a drag, god hates you and you have no friends because you wished for none. You eventually go to Russia just to see your brothers that you call stalkers and kill yourself from the pure sight of the Zone and that it really does exist.
I wish Fluffy to turned into a Furry.
Granted but instead you become Furry
I want to want
you gain 1 doubloon.
I wish i wast so tired
You sleep and never wake up.
I wish i was god.
Granteed, You get owned by Satan
I wish for the earth to crush into the sun
(darkangel stop with these annoying wish "i want to want" D:)
Granted. A small piece of Earth your standing on crashes into the sun.
I wish for a real Wish Granter.
Granted it falls on you leaving your legs and half of the body under it. Now it stands in your room forever ,, your town is also zone and Wish Granter ignores your wishes and doesn't let you die!
I want to want!
Granteed you want to want
I want to want!
Your wanting right now, Invalid
I wish to have my own girl.
Quote from: Fluffy on 11-01-2010
Your wanting right now, Invalid
I wish to have my own girl.
Granted, turns out to be a Thai shemale mail order bride.
I want...a new computer.
Granteed and you also get a boot to the head
i want to want
You don't get corrupted since you are a copycat.
I want a lolcat.
Granted but in soviet russia lolcat wants you!
I want to want!
Granted, but in Soviet russia you want to want. Damn !
I wish that Dark would stop wanting.
Granted, but her admin is revoked and she is banned from the network.
I wish that the war in Afghanistan was over T_T
Granted, the war comes to the United States.
I wish that nothing bad would happen to anyone ever again, including me.
Granted, but the Wish Granter is so evil that he makes you water.
I wish that Dark would get a normal wish rather than wish to wish.
Granted, She wishes that you became a carebear and it happens.
I wish for Poland to be ablaze.
Granted, 74 years ago.
I wish that the Wish Granter wouldn't grant anymore wishes, falsely granted or not.
Granted but there are other wish granters around!
I want to want!
YOu get what you Want
I wish for Dark Angel would stop the annoying wishes
Granted, she starts with annoying wants.
I wish for Crussaria RP to be out.
Granted, but it delays to 5 years.
I wish for Murlocs!
The murloc kills you when it becomes real.
Sorry for not corrupting one time.
I wish that I would have an M16 with Red Dot sight and a pulse detector (Yeah, OWN).
Quote from: Fluffy on 13-01-2010
Granted, but it delays to 5 years.
I wish for Murlocs!
You make assassinator to fall on your head and then he gets stuck on your head forever screaming "I'm murloc! I'm death!"
I don't see the corruption in that, that's awesome.
Anyways, d-d-d-double faaaaiiil, you both didn't post something, lol.
I wish for everyone to have someone on their head screaming I am Murloc.
Granted, but it drives you mad.
I wish that I would be an elite STALKER who pawns bandits.
Granted, you get killed by a cloaked Sucker.
I wish that nothing will happen.
Granted, and something happens a second later.
I wish for BANHAMMAS!
**Hits Fluffy's head with the "BANHAMMA!" Sometimes it's better to do something instead of saying.
I want to want!
Uh, what happened to the comment I left?
I wish for Zombiehunter to have stated something when he posted the above comment.
Granted, but it's something mean about you.
I wish nothing will ever happen ever again, and no wish granters worked, and no one could wish, or have any thought. I wish this was George Orwell's 1984.
Granted but you still failed.
I want to want
I wish for a higher post count.
Granted but your post count only goes up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
I wish for a bunch of random good mods for SoC
Granted they alll are gay.
I want to want.
Granted but all your wants are destroyed.
I want to end the world.
Granted, you die first, then we all evacuate to a new world.
I wish for World Peace.
Granted you get killed by stones !
I want to want!
Granted, like we care.
I wish that my old cat became a kitteh.
Granted, but it's a zombie.
I wish that....
Granted but it doesnt happen until you die.
I want the zone to cover the world.
Granted, but you die and we live wealthy and fat.
I wish for SOVIETS!
In Soviet Russia you don't want SOVIET , SOVIET wants you!
I want to want!
You get wanted by a gorilla.
Quote from: Last.Exile on 18-01-2010
You get wanted by a gorilla.
You got no wish !
Anyway, I wish that I had a small murloc pet.
Granted it kills you and eats you.
I wish I had diplomatic
imumity so
I could
go around and kill you all!!!! Mohahahaha
Granted, but its taken away after usage on one person.
I wish for a Gasmask.
Granted but it kills you... It gasses you to death.
I wish for another knife to kill with.. And a cake
Granted but the knife is broken and the cake is filled with worms
I want to end HGN
Granted, But your computer asplodes after visiting the site, checking to see if it is dead.
I want to want that want which is wanting to want the want.
No fuck you and the inventer of that kind of post... Dark angel..
But sure you now want that want means to want somthing but sadly I plantxa pipebomb under your bed and it asplodes and crippels you..
now your a wanting cripple so gratz...pendejo
You get everything!
I want to want!
Granted but all your wants are delayed for 5 million years.
I want the wishgranter to die.
Nothing happens, There's no such thing as the Wishgranter in RL silly :3
I wish I could go back in time whenever I want.
Granted but you are shredded into pieces.
I want to shave Poxkillerd of his fur and make a carpet out of it.
Granted but by mistake you shave off your hair!
I want to want!
D: but anyways Granted but all your wants are demolished by PoxKillerd
I want to kill Pox
Granted, but Pedobear revives him and comes to rape you.
I wish for TORTURE!
I wish my grants would actually show up instead of disappearing...or being deleted by someone.
Granted. The other HGN gets destroyed (Its an ausy group aahaha)
I wish I never went to the wish granter.
Granted, your life is boring
I wish for everyone to love each other. And then stab each other with commando pro.
Granted but your love is fake and your knife is dull.
I want a turtle :3 <3
Granted but i painted it pink
I want to want
Granted but she only does it for 2 seconds... (the truth)
I wish for angel to get banned off the Fast threads area (srrys angel <3 you)
Granted, but she bans you off of Stalker RP
I wish for Napkins to inherit the earth.
granted, but they dirty
i wish my sandwhich could sap sentrys
Granted, but your sandwich is then sapped by another sandwich
I wish i could fly
Granted, but you are soon shot down by the airforce.
I wish I was dead.
(Means im alive, which isnt so bad of a wish, more of a waste)
Granted,but you reborn as deformed baby.
I want a 50 post count so I can apply for TT.
Granted, but your TT application is denied.
I wish that I could breathe air and water.
Granted, u get teleported into space and die, u have to breath, space has nothing.
i wish for a 3rd dog
Granted, But its an Abyss.
http://img39.imageshack.us/i/srpredemptionv2b1day002v.jpg/ (http://img39.imageshack.us/i/srpredemptionv2b1day002v.jpg/)
I wish I didn't have to breathe at all.
(As In, I don't need to.)
Granted, but you were soon discovered by the government who soon abduct and disect you.
I wish that stomach pains never ended with diarrhea.
Granted, but instead the what should be diarrhea comes out your mouth.
I wish I was a crowbar.
Granted, You lie there on the floor, Without an owner.
I wish for Blades of Death to kill you all. So you cannot corrupt my wish.
granted, we come back to life and corrupt it anyways
i wish for a tripod!
Granted, but you lose as soon as you get it.
I wish that my post count wouldn't freeze on 5....
(srsly wtf anyway)
Granted it's over X amount with Y at the end so your internet browser crashed when you see it!
I want to want!
denied
i wish to fly!
Granted, but you fly into the sun
I wish for Underwear to jam into your eyes.
Granted but it springs back and decapitates your head.
You become big elf! AS you made no wish!
I want to want!
Denied
i wish to wish
Granted,but your wish was corrupted.
I wish Youtube wasn't blocked on this school computer.
Granted it's unblocked on this computre but is blocked from the whole world!
I want to want!
Granted but, YOU GET NOTHING!
I wish that Mass Effect 2 and CoP doesn't cost so much money :(
Granted, but they go corrupt in the installation and then get raised back to a higher then original price.
I wish I wasn't so gorgeous.
Granted wait no it's not!
I want to want!
Your already wanting.
I wish Dark Angel will stop wanting to want.
Granted, Wish Granter is in peace at last, and it kills her.
I wish to FIRE MAH LAZAR to stop Dark wanting.
Unfortunatly you can do only one laser shot and you miss!
I want to want!
Granted, When you get into the air, your arms and legs melt.
I wish I could the whole bottle.
Denied, I dunno what you just said.
I wish Tundruff fixed him grammer error from his last wish.
BUT I WANT TO THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
Granted tunddruff speak only arabic now.
I want to want!
Denied, You didn't wish to want.
Quote from: Dark Angel on 04-02-2010
Granted tunddruff speak only arabic now.
I want to want!
I wish I had a cookie everytime Dark Angle wants to want.
you get banned for wishful thinking
i wish i had a cooler avatar
oh wait, that's impossible
your wish is granted, congrats... (everyone dies)
i wish for this spai to stop sapping my sandwhich
Granted it sapps your mobile phone!
I want to want!
Granted ! You'll want death !
FAIL
i want squaids
Granted, but you died as soon as you got it.
I wish for a fish.
Granted i'm beating you with a fish!
I want to want!
denied
i wish her to stop wanting to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want
Granted, but we had to kill her.
I wish for a billion wishes :D
granted. In your sleep you say "i wish to die" and that one is granted
i wish for a manwhich
But you get womanwhich (interesting what is it supposed to mean O_O)
I want to want!
You want to die.
I want to be rich.
Granted,but all of your possessions and money disappear
I want this game to end ,since it doesn't turn me on. :C
Granted but suddenly it turns you on!
I want to want!
it does for till the next poster posts (which is me)
i want to want nothing!
Granted...But Dark Will keep saying...and saying..and saying it...and saying it...
I wish for Dark Angle to want to want...
Granted!
I want to want!
Quote from: Dark Angel on 09-02-2010
Granted!
I want to want!
o.o You were suspost to corrupt it! FUUUUUU-
You receive a cookie
I want Dark to post it so I can give her a ban for not following the games rules
Argh, I was on the wrong page.
Granted, Nothing will happen.
I wish to have an Exo.
Granted but you can't use it because Fluffy denied you!
I want to want!
Granted, But you won't want to want.
I want to ...Stop ze topic.
Granted, but then you got banned.
I wish I can degrade my steam version of STALKER to 1.0004
Granted but GSC version updates to something unknown!
I want to want!
FOR FUCK SAKE STOP WANTING EVERYTHING SO FUCKING BADLEY..
I wish Angel forgot how to type.
No. Seriously. Dark. Stop. I will just go and start deleting your posts. Play the game right.
Quote from: Radek on 10-02-2010
FOR FUCK SAKE STOP WANTING EVERYTHING SO FUCKING BADLEY..
I wish Angel forgot how to type.
Granted, then I rape you.
I wish I was a viking.
Granted, you go extinct
I wish for a banana up my ass
. . . .Granted. You recieve Hepatitis B (For Banana xD)
I wish the zone was real
granted, you step into it, and within a minute get shot to death
i wish for lols
But you get lmaos
I want to- ... damn tundrdruff I wish for a wish!
Granted, but it got corrupted.
I wish this wish will never be corrupted.
granted, your wish breaks
i wish for a monopoly
Granted you get hit by monopoly!
I want to want!
Your banned
i wish for a lolcat
Granted....but it died.
I wish for something.
Granted... you have Afro in your bed now.
I want to want!
Denied
i wish for a afromana
Granted, But I lit his afro on fire.
I wish I could know what I want to wish for.
Granted you wish for me to keep my "Want to want" wishes!
I want to want!
Granted, but you get banned.
I wish this wish's text was purple.
Granted it purple only when i am looking at it
i wish for a 9001 screen TV that is weather proof.
Granted, but its been repossessed.
I wish I had a headcrab pet :3
Granted but it's not lamarr so it jumps on your head!
I want to have someone rape my face
Granted, a Dog rapes your face.
I wish for School to be over.
Granted, but you got detention.
I wish for a bloodsucker pet :D
Granted you are now bloodsucker's pet!
I want to want!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN
Granted, Wish Granter kills you because he wants you to stop it.
I wish that there would be STALKER co-op free-roam game. It'd be cool.
Granted, but the players who playing are acting like noobs and doen't co-op with you..
I wish for a controller pet? :S
Granted but you become it's pet!
I want to want!
Granted, but you got banned from HGN, and got your ADMIN status removed.
I wish for snork to be a pet! :3
Granted, but snork betrays you and rapes you with its gasmask tube.
Granted you get nothing!
I want to want!
You died instantly you asked that.
I wish Steam wasn't a pain in the ass to make a damn server.
Granted, its so easy a cave man can do it, but then cave man kills you
I wish for better Steam UI to be even better
Granted your computer can't run it now.
I want to want!
You choke to death.
I wish for a wish and that wish for a fish.
You get a cow for no reason whatso ever
i wishfor a block of cheese the size of manhattan
Granted, but it pops up over the Ocean and it spoils, So saaad
I want to want
You can't do that.
I want to go on my CP now.
Granted ..... wait you don't have a CP?
I want to want!
Granted.
I want a coin.
Granted, but the coin was 10x bigger and heavier than you and falls on top of you.
I wish for a good title.
Granted, but this title is the best of ,,the most worst titles evar"
I want a HUUUGE!
Granted but you hug a fat woman who attempts to kiss you, you reject her and she beats you on the head, takes you to her house, ties you up and puts you in her basement. Your then her sex slave for the next ten years until a local neighboor notices that she has several children, they inspect the place and find you.
I wish Fluffy would admit he likes fur.
Granted, he admits it, but then hes so fanatical about it, he creates chemicals to make everyone furry just like him, he then spreads it across the world, and everyone is now furry...
I want to want to want to want to want... wait... Ah hell I wish I had some brainwashing ability....
Granted but you brain wash yourself and then sit there looking at a wall for the rest of your life
I wish I could have my own death star.
Granted, but someone destroyed it by using the force.
I wish to be king of the world :3
Granted, your king of Mars.
I wish to make my CoP multi work.
( I thought it was already working? )
Granted, but your ping is so high that you couldn't play it.
I wish for something to do.
Granted you are poking CNG and CNG is beating you everytime you poke him!
I want to want!
Granted, but you want to give $100.
I wish for COLORS
Granted, you recieve a rave party
I Wish for an ingame exosuit
Granted it's just a picture of EXO
I want to want!
Granted, you recieve a WANTED Poster of yourself with a bounty on your head of 1,000,000 RU
I Wish for Imortality!
Granted, you lose your body and have only soul.
I wish for teh lulz !
Quote from: lolKieck on 28-03-2010
Granted, you lose your body and have only soul.
I wish for teh lulz !
Granted you get the lulz in the forum of epilepsy you shake violently.
I wish Locke would stop steeling the tires off of my cars.
Granted but now someone else will steal them.
I wish to spawn things with my mind.
Granted, but you only spawn locke ragdolls.
I wish I could be a mercenary
Granted, are the sex slave to the gays
I wish for some cookies and women in the zone
Well, granted there already is, but now they turn into mutants and eat you.
I wish for everyone to jump out of they're window
granted we don't but you do
I want a candy bar
Granteed, It explode in a candy-o-active shower and you die from Candy-o-ration.
I wish for a wish
You get no corruption, stop copying Dark.
I wish that Black Star would stop copying Dark Angel.
Granteed the copies you.
I wish the colour red would be blue lol
Granted, but Wish Granter did not understand that so he killed you.
I wish... for an intelligent wish.
Granted, but your get killed because the wish was too itelligent to be corrupted.
I wish to have an Atomic Bomb.
Granted, but the atomic bomb became defective in the process of shipping it to you.
I wish I had a longer penis.
Granted, but it's so long you end up sucking your own dick all day.
I wish that I could have Red dead Redemption
Granteed it becames so long that it goes around the earth and in your own ass
I wish for EvE online to be free to play
Granted but so many newbies join that servers crash and everyone pew pews you down.
I wish to have antimatter.
Granteed, it you get a antimatter bomb and the timer is set to 1337 seconds.
I wish for another dragon for my signature
Granted by it raping all the other dragons with dildos
I wish for an uncorrupted wish of Female STALKERS that have tits
Granted, some of them who had flat chests get tits, but because of the nature of stalker, they rape you to death.
I wish that the people who are joining server would know how to RP.
Granted, sadly, they just don't want to RP.
I wish that my wish would wish upon a wish granting me a larger dick without consequences of massive wishing proportions.
Granteed, Your wish explodes cause of confusness
I wish for a accepted in C.E. instead of pending
Granted I don't know what CE but you are forever banned from it
I wish for a apple
Granted, but you get a poisoned apple and die.
I wish for a wish.
Granteed, You get a Dark Angel
I wish for Flame.
granted it a cold refreshing water
I want more Pizza from the gas station I need about 3.50$
Granteed, You get three fiddy and buy your pizza
I wish for Vampires and Werewolves to be real
Granted you die
I need about Three Fiddy
Granted, Three Fiddy Rapes You
I wish my Wish wouldn't get corrupted but in the process its gets corrupted it shall not be corrupted. [Huzzah]
The Wish says "wat" and then fires its l4z0r.
I wish that people really should stop trying to be another DA.
Granted it happens
I wish for 2 more wish that corrupt people
Granteed you get a corrupted Last Exile who just wants your money.
I wish for donator flags for free :D
Granted, the server closes because nobody wanted to donate.
I wish that Black Star would slow down with anime.
Granteed he starts slowing down with anime but starts going with post whoring everythread with 4chan pictures
I wish for something cause iam out of ideas
Granted all ideas are gone
I wish for a paypal account with 1,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 money in it
granted but i take it
I wish to ....I don't know...I'm out of ideas..
Granted, Your head asplodes.
I Wish that people could get on the server now.
Wish Granted People get on it fun then we all leave and you are alone Boo whoo
I wish fro some waster I am thirsty
Granted but waster dosent exist, sorry.
I wish i could divide by zero.
Granted, now Pi = 0. You just fucked up the world and now the only number is 0, there is no 1-9 only ZERO.
I Wish for over 9000 Post counts
Granted, But you get hacked and lose your post count and everything else on your computer.
I wish to play on the Philadelphia Phillies MLB team.
Granted but in matter of hours they hate you and hire a hitman to kill you.
I wish that I won't have to walk back home.
Granted but now you are frozen in time, hey at least you dont have to walk.
I wish I had all Master flags on the srp server.
Granted, but you lost 200$, not 100$.
I wish that people would make this thread live.
Granted but everytime you go to curropt a wish some one beats you to it
I wish Supernatural(The show) next season would start already its an awsomeness show
Granted but people hate it so much its cancels
I wish that I owned a pet Leopleuradon
Granted but it's not magical
I wish people didnt drive away after they hit my car, while i was in it and stared at me like " OH SHIT DRRRIIIVEE" yea buddy i got your license plate mof fucka
Granted, sadly, they still hit your car but they don't have a license plate.
I wish all of you lost the game.
Granted, but only you lost it.
I wish for teh LULZ.
You get Lulz, but it lasts for 1 second before it turns to Rofls.
I wish for the zone.
Granted, You get the Friends zone, With your girl friend.
I wish to know everything
Granted, you know that you are a gay pedo.
I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
Granted, Your wish is now un not corrupted.
I wish my gaming computer would work.
Granted, it breaks after 2 minutes.
I wish that I'd die less often in KillZone 2 (more rounds without one death, baby !)
Granted, but when you do actually die in game, you also die.
I wish i wasnt gay.
Granted, your bi.
I'd like that more people would actually stop listening and kill Justin Bieber.
Granted but you become the new Justin Bieber.
I wish that all niggers would be killed.
Granted, But you were killed for living in the ghetto.
I wish the zone would disappear.
Granted, but you also go blind and are later killed by Monolith.
I wish that the Corrupt Wish Game would end.
Granted, you are shown the door and kicked out.
I wish that I'd be less awesome. So I can at last socialize.
Granted, You are now turned into the lesser awesome smiley.
I wish I was good at paint.
Granted, You can only draw some creepy fat man
I wish I could saw off my hand with my ventilator
Granted, but you saw off your penis at the same time.
I wish that Silver Knight would stop cheating on me.
Granted, You both break up.
I wish I would never lose the game.
Granted, but you never manage to finish it.
I wish to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and not run out of gum.
Granted, and since you kicked ass so much they made a game out of you that will never be released.
I wish I didn't post here.
Granted, you don't post here. You shout here.
I wish that I wouldn't be so cool so I would socialize a bit.
Granted. You lose your virginity to a fat woman in the process.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.
Granted, it's getting corrupted.
I wish that I wouldn't be so nice to ignore the last corruption.
Granteed, A Wild Mudkip appears and Rapes you
I wish for Szenti To be living in my Town
Granted, but he would stand watching behind your bedroom window every night watching you.
I wish for a HGN Obsidian Conflict server.
Granted, but it has one slot.
I wish that Predu wished it was specifically more then one slot.
Granted, it's two slots, and he plays with me.
I wish that my duck pet would be cool.
Granteed, Sahid Cat ate it after it was Cool
I wish for Nothing, because my Life is Perfect.
Granted, your Life Sucks now.
I wish that Shahid Cat would be more dangerous.
Granteed, It now wears Atomic Dildos instead of Bombs.
I Wish for... I don't really quite know what for cause Iam out of Ideas.
Granted, you get an idea an idea as you're about to get hit by a train.
I wish upon a star.
Granted, it shoots at you.
I wish for all races to co-exist properly.
Granted, beastiality becomes a norm.
I wish the guy who played Edward Cullen would die in some ironic way, like, allergy to garlic or, exposure to UV rays which burnt him alive.
Granteed, This Wish cant be coruppted cause Everyone Here hates him, He gets burned to death by a Garlic Sun
I wish for some cool Ice-tea
Granted, but there is a severed finger in it
I wish for a present (today is my birthday !)
Granted, you get a dick in a box.
I wish for a dick in a box.
Granteed, You get a Box in a Dick
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 11-07-2010
Granteed, You get a Box in a Dick
FAIL. You must make a wish too !
Granted, you fail horribly this time.
Oh, Forgot to add wish
I wish for Winter D:
Granted, the world will be fucked up by another blizzard.
I wish for a good non-overheating computer
Granteed, Your room starts Overheating.
I wish for some more Ice cooled Ice Tea D:
Granted but its frozen solid
I wish I had*Dramatic pause* A....... Duck pet, because Geese are awesomer then ducks then i can beat him :D
Granted but its a cat
I wish for Skynet to be real
Granted, it kills you.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted in any possible, or impossible way.
Granted that wish can't come true be original retard
I wish for Skynet to come alive
Granted, It Rapes you with Terminator Robots
I wish for a Hot chick here in Spain (somehow everyone is Ugly as hell)
Granted, but she's already married to Cthulu, who then destroys and mindrapes all of Spain.
I wish I was in an endless void.
Granted, but you run out of food and water and die.
I wish I could turn plastic into gold.
Granted, your dick is turned into gold as so is your man boobs, they both way you down, it makes it extremely hard to move now, you always have a boner, and you cannot ejaculate.
I wish I could have said that in more detail.
Granted, you vomit after putting all the details.
I WISH I GOT DAT COMBAT ARMER IN FO2.
Your wish is granted, but as you walk up to where it lays on the floor, a random exploding event kills you, and corrupts your save file.
I wish that you get herpes.
Granted, but I got them from you. <3
I wish there was a new STD.
Granted, you look for it in a dumpster and you find a condom.
I WANT DAT GODDAMN COMBAT ARMER AND SOME GOOD WEAPONS IN FO2 DAMMIT.
Granted but the armour turns out to be the worst.And you can't find ammo for the weapons
I wish for .....CHOCOLATE PIE <;3
Granted, it flies directly at your face and hits you, exploding and ushering in a new age of comedy.
I wish for everyone's wishes to be my wishes.
Granted but you send me pics of your naked body all hot and- Sorry i just came. :Shamefull face:
I wish for tissues
Granted, but they are already covered in cum.
I wish Blake would give me his ass.
Granted, but i forgot to whipe.
I wish I remembered to whipe cause i love my pingpong <3
Granted, Ping Pong wiped it for you because he likes his love to remember how much he remembers him.
I wish his bum could be cleaner.
Granted, Its so clean that its like a mirror and its reflecting the light and the light turns into a lazor beam and burns away your face.
I wish for a good open W-lan spot in the near of my house so I can play MGO
Granted. You get the W-lan spot, however you get a virus and it corrupts your entire system.
I wish for CHACOLATE CAEK!
Granted you're now a flaming homosexual
I wish for a bag of Chip-Ahoy and a tall glass of milk.
Granted, It Vaporizes and burns your face.
I wish for a nice toilet where I can sit on 24/7 with my laptop and never leave because its so comfortable
Granted it a public toilet with shit and toilet paper everywhere on it and is uncleanable
I wish for a drink
Granted: You get a bottle of arsenic and Moose Piss.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, Green Peace rapes you for the greater Good
I wish for more silence while I sleep <___>
Granted, you are now deaf.
I wish no wish.
Granted.I kill you becouse you don't have a good wish
I wish Obama wasn't elected
Granted, George W. Bush declares himself king.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, with Non-stale bread, Turkey that has not gone bad, Lettuce that is fresh, American cheese that has not gone bad, with mayonaise that has not expired. (Have fun fucking that up)
Granteed, The Turkey Sandvich eats you.
I wish for Additional Pylons.
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 03-08-2010
Granteed, The Turkey Sandvich eats you.
I wish for Additional Pylons.
Granted, but then you need more.
I wish to see the world burn.
Granted, Your house catches fire while you are asleep
I wish. . . For the zone. . . To Disapear. . .
Granted, but then it re-appears three feet to the left.
I wish I was the owner of HGN.
Granted, but you die of Interscrodal Hemoraging.
I wish I can divide by zero.
Granted.The world blows up due to the fucking strange equations of x divided by pie zero equalitarm.
I wish i knew what interscrodal hemoraging ment
(Shh i do know.)
OR DO I ?
Granted, but then it happens to you and you die.
I wish I wasn't poor as hell.
Granted, you inherit an old rich relatives house. . . Except you die by getting squashed by piano that was getting lifted via pulley to the third floor of the house.
I wish that I could think of a wish that would be so creative and confusing that that wish would be such a confusing wish, that no one could currupt my wishful wish that is truely the most awesomest wishy wish evar!
Granted, you think if the most awesome wish ever, but then forget it.
I wish I had the penis of the gods.
Granted but every single female and male dies except for you.
I wish i had a golden one
Granted, you now have a large golden (fake) number 1 in your front yard.
I wish I had a yard.
Granted but it is full of stalkers and booby traps.You die of starvation a week after this .
I wish everyone thought i waz cool
Granted, but then someone gets jealous and murders you, then gets all necrophilia on you.
I wish people would stop trying to phish over steam friends. Seriously no one is stupid enough to fall for those.
Granted.It all stops and they start on trolling.
I wish Mikhail won't Grant this Wish(AKA someone else grants it)
Granted, but Mikhail will grant your next wish.
I wish for a turkey sandwhich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. And, AND, I don't want any Zombie Turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other wierd surprises. You got it?
(Brownie points for whoever knows where that's from :V)
Granted you eat one become addicted.And you slowly become very very fat.
I wish fer :3 Lolz all over the place
Granted, but then you have to clean up all that lol juice afterwords, and it's all sticky and warm.
I wish I wasn't such a fat nerd.
Quote from: Mikhail on 10-08-2010
Granted, but then you have to clean up all that lol juice afterwords, and it's all sticky and warm.
I wish I wasn't such a fat nerd.
Not to be rude but that wish isn't even worth granting.
GRANTED! However since you're now hot and non-nerdy, you become a douchbag and everyone ends up hateing you.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, in your dream you wished you were a fish, and it was so. When you woke up, it was not.
I wish I was David Hasselhoff.
Granted, but then everyone makes fun of you on the upcoming roast on comedy central which drives you into another bout of depression which leads to heavy drinking and in one of your drunken stupors you realize how much your life sucks and you hang yourself from your ceiling fan.
I wish I could hold all these limes.
Granted, but they all burst in flames.
I wish I had an actual Sunrise Suit (Stalker Suit).
Granted, but the suit is so epic that you blink out of existence
I wish that i can download the Sector 42 map >:(
Granted but it takes so long that it finishes downloading one minute before you die.
I wish....i had......A.....I.....PIZA
Granted, but it gets stuck in transit for so long that your teeth fall out from old age that you cant eat it.
I wish i could do anything in the world without anything remotely bad happening to me.
granted, but then the moon explodes.
i wish i didn't wake up with a boner every morning
Granted, but you are now a woman.
I wish I had some chocolate cake.
granted, but you are lactose intolerant and start projectile diarrheaing.
I wish I wasn't a woman.
Granted, you are now a Hermaphrodite :-\
I wish I can meet Harold Saxon
Granted but you turn out to hate him and strangle each other to death.
I wish...HGN BG will come back to life.
It does, But only last ten seconds then re-dies.
I wish SRP STALKERS acted like STALKERs
Granted, they ask for jobs when you get on. (THEY DO RITE)
I wish Black Star would stop posting gay porn on GVC. Which makes people vomit.
Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC
I wish for this wish to come true.
Quote from: Headcrabs on 04-09-2010
Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC
I wish for this wish to come true.
But you didn't wish any request to life.
I wish my Urine tasted like chocolate.
Quote from: KillSlim on 04-09-2010
Quote from: Headcrabs on 04-09-2010
Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC
I wish for this wish to come true.
Granted, chocolate tastes like urine now.
But you didn't wish any request to life.
I wish my Urine tasted like chocolate.
Granted, you ge-
Oh wait, you get nothing, there wasn't a wish was there?
I wish for this thread to disappear .
Granted, another one comes back in the name "Wish Granter".
I wish that this thread would be funnier.
Granted, but you can't look in the thread anymore.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, you get a cookie.
I wish... well, I have no ideas.
Granted, you get an idea of what to wish for, but then realise you can't have 2 wishes.
I wish that I was omnipotent.
Granted but then i bring the flying box of doom upon you for treading on my teritory.
I wish i wasent dieing.
Granted, Now you are a leprechaun, For ever and ever and ever and ever all alone after the world comes to an end
I wish i could get a decent air soft gun in Canada >.>
Granted,but you get arrested after the first game...for a year in prison.
P.S Move to scotland..hehehe
I wish...THAT EXILE WILL GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMN CAKE.
Granted, but that cake is gay flavored.
Quote from: OrangeReal on 21-09-2010
Granted, but that cake is gay flavored.
You get... wait. INSERT A FUCKING WISH !
I wish for my cat to grow some balls. Srsly.
Granted, but his penis (a fake - sausage) felt off when adding balls.
I wish to be a ghost.
Granted, I take your soul.
I wish my classmate would play SRP.
Granted but the server dies completly.
I wish that I wasn't so pissed right now.
Granted, you get high on cocaine.
I wish people would stop trying to troll me. They get owned if they do.
Granted,you are now alone on earth,so ppl wont troll you.
I wish to see buddha which will sing "trololo".
Granted, he is crappier than Edward Khil.
I wish that Russian Doomsday device would be Edward Khil.
Granted, whole world becomes crazy.
I wish that this thread would be bumped !
Granted, It shall be reborn By more trolls
I wish I had A ps3 to play MAG.
Granted, but the game sucks !
Wish I'd have my friends playing AC:B.
Granted, They all Kill you repeatedly
I wish I had A new tv.
Granted, but then it breaks as you put the TV down.
I wish I could go back in time to invent minecraft.
Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln
I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.
Quote from: Tom on 03-02-2011
Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln
I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.
I dont even know How to beat that...
Quote from: Tom on 03-02-2011
Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln
I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.
granted, But they don't do anything and they don't move.
I wish this would die and stay dead.
Granted, but then I bump it.
I wish that turkey posted a picture of himself.
Quote from: andrewhatesyou on 03-02-2011
Granted, but then I bump it.
I wish that turkey posted a picture of himself.
doesnt and wont happen
he posts it but not on these forums
i wish I could be rich
granted, your richer than a hobo but poor than a black low class family with 4 kids.
I wish I could fly!!!
Granted,But you lose all your money to buy the plane ticket.
I wish...I could see through walls.
Granted, but Exile will ban you for wallhacking.
I wish I could have more clothes.
Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.
Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME
Quote from: lolKieck on 11-02-2011
Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.
Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME
Yeah, but your computer can't run it!!!
I wish I could marry Mark. :O
Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.
I wish to die.
Quote from: Aresty on 11-02-2011
Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.
I wish to die.
Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish to have a pencil.
Quote from: eroticduck on 11-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 11-02-2011
Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.
Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME
Yeah, but your computer can't run it!!!
I wish I could marry Mark. :O
I have got a PS3.
You broke the game D:
Granted, but you don't know how to write.
I wish to be famous.
Quote from: Yorty on 11-02-2011
Quote from: Aresty on 11-02-2011
Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.
I wish to die.
Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish to have a pencil.
Granted, but Joker pulls the pencil trick on you.
I wish to be rich without dying/being in coma/or any terrible thing to me.
Granted, but everyone excluding you dies so you are alone with your money :(
I wish I could have a kid.
Granted, you and him die at childbirth.
I wish all my threads were as successful as this (Almost 2 years or so and it's still active/stickied :D)
Granted, but your posts and threads get removed a second after you post them.
I wish I would've never posted here.
Granted, but it causes a time paradox due to my post and the universe ceases to exist.
I wish for a bottle of water... I sort of want a bottle of water.
Granted, but somehow it had cyanide in it, and you die.
I don't know what should I wish.
Granted, I take advantage of your indecision and make you a emo furry.
I wish I was amazing at everything.
Granted, but then everything is gone.
I wish I pooped out a chicken.
Granted but it's a turkey.
(Was that a combo breaker? ~Tom)
Granted you wish you had aids and you die
I wish I where an Oscar maier Wiener. That is truly what I'd like to beeeeee
Granted, But somehow your not.
I wish I was banned for one hour at this post, With a witty little remark at the bottom in red text. Like a one liner "And he pecked his last seed that day"
Granted, you gobble gobble yourself to death.
I wish that people could actually post in this game properly.
Granted but people can't post right
I wish for a bag or oreos
Granted, the bag is actually a ballsack of somebody.
I want to want (lol so Dark Angel, but I can't think of anything new).
Granted Think of your own ideas dumbass
I wish for a box of nerds
Granted they all go into coma because of fresh air.
I'd like to punch somebody in their jewels.
Granted, but then you get dick cancer and your wiener falls off.
I wish for a box of nerds.
granted. But they're gay.
Quote from: Turkey on 05-03-2011
granted. But they're gay.
Learn to play.
You are doing it wrong.
I wish for a boxfort.
Granted,but you get 2 boxforts :O
I want to see another dimension where i am more awesome than i am now.
Your mind cannot handle the extra dimension and your head explodes.
I wish XSI was more supported in the moding community so people would stop writing all their tutorials for 3dsmax so I would have to do a lot less trial and error to figure things out.
Granted. But Your Computer catches a deadly Porn virus, and all your icons get changed to Dildos, and the Desktop and screen saver becomes hardcore gay furry porn with tentacle rape monsters. And one your computer finally breaks and dies, you have nightmares about it for the rest of your days.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted
Granted, but all future wishes will be.
I wish Akayla had never been PK'd
Granted, but you will be PK'd in exchange
I wish people would be on SRP and HL2 RP equally
Granted. Game over. lock thread
Granted,your wish is super-corrupted.
I wish to meet Gabe Newell.
Granted, he makes you fat.
I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.
Quote from: lolKieck on 07-03-2011
Granted, he makes you fat.
I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.
Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?
Quote from: knife_cz on 07-03-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 07-03-2011
Granted, he makes you fat.
I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.
Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?
To his burger farm.
Quote from: lolKieck on 07-03-2011
Quote from: knife_cz on 07-03-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 07-03-2011
Granted, he makes you fat.
I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.
Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?
To his burger farm.
Ok then :D also continue of game:
Granted,Turkey leaves for 1 second and then continues posting on this thread.
I wish to be best in math.
Wish granted, but your head is bigger than a hot air balloon
I wish for a hairbrush
Granted but it doubles as gabe newels buttplug
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but everyone starves to death
I wish for nothing
Your parents die, your house is destroyed along with all your possessions.
I wish for EA to die.
Granted but valve dies as well
I wish my N key worked.
Granted, but all your other keys stop working.
I wish silver would give me a reach around.
Granted, But he rips you're dick off
I wish for a cup
Granted but its a portal to hell.
I wish my computer could run orange box source engine better.
Granted,but its too fast so it warms up and creates new sun,aka you killed everyone in this galaxy by your PC.
I wish to be unbanned.
Granted but your banned from everything else.
I wish my iPod wouldn't recocognize women as Elmo.
Granted, But elmo recognizes your ipod as women
I wish for a flower
Granted, but it's a man-eater flower!
I wish I had sum moar mudkipz.
Granted, But the Mudkip raepz you in the butt!
I wish I could actually do CSV work.
Granted, but it doesn't transfer correctly so you have to do it over again.
I wish for everything to stay the same.
Granted, but in a paralleled universe someone in your family died
I wish for a bottle of water
Granted,but you get water first,and then empty bottle.
I wish for more serious RP servers on garrys mod.
Granted, the Wish Granter explodes.
I like wishing so I want a wish in my wish so I can wish while I wish.
Granted, but you need to go deeper.
I wish I had a nice car.
Granted, but it's only the frame
I wish for a hot tub
Granted,but its that hot so you cant even touch it.
I wish to become..a.. most succeful game on the earth.
Granted but its so succesful that there are widespread riots due to massive economic destabilization because everyone spends everything on it.
I wish that there were no griefers in minecraft.
Granted, and again, the Wish Granter explodes.
I wish to go deeper so I can wish while I wish while I wish.
Lolkieck you dont understand,nobody cares if wishgranter explodes when his wish gets granted,fix it :3.
Granted,but you are that deep in your wish while you wish so you dont even know what you want to wish while you wish.
I wish to be smarter than Stephen Hawkins.
Granted, but you didn't get out in time, so you're stuck.
I wish for a corrupt wish.
I wish I had a donut ;D
Granted but it's stale. - Ps you can't play the game.
I wish i had a watch to stop time so i could do all the things i want without loosing real time.
Granted, but everything you do won't be known that you did it.
I wish for no wishes.
Granted, but its opposite day and you get infinite wishes that fuck up constantly.
I do not wish.
You are granted a wish anyway and recieve coal every day for the next 14 years rammed up your ass with different messages each time.
I wish this forum upgrade was worth the trouble.
It was worth is, but Garry Updates Gmod, breaking your servers.
I wish I could connect to Ace of Spades.
Granted but instead of doing what ever the fuck you wanted to do, You accidentally Ace of Hearts whole entire dick.
I wish we when't having subliminal messages thrown at us through the background of the forums :P
Granted but there thrown at you through the foreground now.
I wish to be able to crack my knuckles more efficiently.
Granted, but when you reach 10 your face will fall off.
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 16-04-2011
Granted, but when you reach 10 your face will fall off.
Dude, watch the first post, you can't obviously play this.
The Wish Granter kills you.
I wish that I'd still have some good pizza.
Quote from: lolKieck on 17-04-2011
I wish that I'd still have some good pizza.
You vomit up the pizza.
I wish I could turn invisible!
Granted! Sadly, faggot, your dick is the only thing that turns invisible... Hey, it can't turn back, happy raping. <3
I wish all of you could lose the game, including me.
Granted,God loses with people and ragequits this galaxy and universe.
I wish pikachu was blue in pokemon.
Granted, now Mudkips are yellow.
I wish I had a refilling Pepsi Cola.
Granted,but it turns into refilling coca-cola,pepsi is gone.
I wish to be robot,which can do whatever he wants.
Granted, but he has no arms or legs, no mobility
I wish I had time to read through all of these
Granted, but its rotten blue cheese.
I wish for a brand new computer.
Granted but it becomes self-conscious and raises a robot army to take over the world
I wish torrenting a game was as easy as launch a .exe
Granted, but now opening an .exe is very difficult.
I wish for a cowboy hat for my cat.
Granted, but the cat dies after putting the hat on.
I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
Granted, you die.
I wish that I'd be in Pimp My Ride.
Granted,but someone steals your car,so they pimp your bicycle.
I wish for a bucket of clean drinking water.
Granted,it is totaly clean,you never had that clean water before so you vomit from that much clean water.
I wish that i had a class all about MINECRAFT and HGN servers =3
Granted but all your classes are soon about Minecraft and HGN then soon your life and your friends and family are freaked out by your obsession and find it best to wipe clean all interaction with you so congrats you have no friends any more
I wish summer didnt exist because its so damn hot
Granted, but you moved to the south pole.
I wish for Half-Life 2: Episode 3
Granted, but it turns it out it is a HUGE let down.
I wish for a man-eating Unicorn
Granted, but it's gay, instead of eating man, it just eats cock.
I wish I could make a beautiful woman happy all the time.
Granted, you must live under a bridge while you're giving all the money to her.
I wish that my sister's yapping would stop every time I would say "Ketchup".
Granted, but its a vegetarian
I wish I didnt have to change all my passwords.
Granted, but then you get hacked and never recieve anything back.
I wish for infinite rubles on the SRP server.
Granted,but suddendly srp changes currency to dolars (?)
I wish exile finnaly went to manually unban me.
Granted, but you get banned again
I wish i had top donation status on STALKER RP.
granted, but everyone moves to Fallout RP
I wish I could get mods working on Fallout 1-2
Granted, but they all suck horribly.
I wish for my very own Cock Goblin...
Granted, it has a cock and it's a goblin.
btw Jake, unofficial patch or something for FO2
I wish I could execute every single stupid guy in my school.
Granted you executed yourself because there are still better people than you :/(jokez)
I wish less people hated me in hgn.
Granted, but they all go gay for you instead
I wish my computer wasn't a piece of shit
Quote from: Jake on 30-04-2011
granted, but everyone moves to Fallout RP
I wish I could get mods working on Fallout 1-2
LOL
Granted, Your computer is so good it doesn't even work.
I wish i could help HGN more then i do right now.
Granted, but you will have to blow every single admin in the game. (and thats bad, being it's them.)
Quote from: GeneralGold on 04-05-2011
Granted, but you will have to blow every single admin in the game. (and thats bad, being it's them.)
Learn how to play the fucking game.
I wish for a cookie which will be bigger than the whole universe!
Quote from: knife_cz on 04-05-2011
Quote from: GeneralGold on 04-05-2011
Granted, but you will have to blow every single admin in the game. (and thats bad, being it's them.)
Learn how to play the fucking game.
I wish for a cookie which will be bigger than the whole universe!
Fuckin forgot, jesus.
Granted, but it's so big that the universe asplodes.
I wish for a friend. D:
Granted, you die and make friends with people in hell
I wish for 599 US dollers
You get the money, but then you get robbed from everything.
I wish for a Lamborghini.
Granted, your friend wished for a bergahti and got it ( bad spelling sorry )
I wish that no more minges could be created
Wish granted, But that means 2X the trolls.
I wish for my Character back. (Ray)
Granted, but he has no money, armor, weapons, or ammo.
I wish for a klondike bar
Granted, You now have an Imaginary friend called Ray.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Granted but a bird steals the Klondike bar.
I wish for pizza.
granted, the pizza has every topping you can think of ( yes, even crap. )
I wish for enough Viagra to make a pr0n star say: "DAMN!"
Wish granted, but they all die for some reason...
I wish for garry to fix the sounds.
Granted, but he breaks everything else
I wish i was invincible
Granted but you can still feel pain
I wish for a shotgun.
granted, but it is extremely old, so there is no ammo for it
I wish to butter someone's biscuits (not sexual at all I'm talking about buttering biscuits.)
Granted but it explodes in your hands.
I wish to ride on a yacht wish 50 girls who are hot.
Granted, but the yacht is attacked by pirates and you have to jump overboard without the girls
I wish for this wish
Wish granted but that wish was secretly a wish for everyone to die and you where the last man alive with no one but dinosaurs and you where a caveman with no clue because you got hit on the head with a coconut.
I wish for a banana.
granted but is old and moldy, but you eat it anyways and it turns out the mold was a poisonous and you die a slow and painful death.
I wish for a yummylistious pizza.
I am dead.
Wish gets granted because i am dead.
I wish for life.
Granted, but your will come back once the zombie apocalypse starts, and you will come nude with no weapons.... IN A GRAVEYARD!
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO USE CAPS LOCK TO BE KOOL!
Wish is granted. But then your capslock breaks and your stuck on CAPS
I wish for the letter L
Granted, but the rest of the letters spells out loser.
I wish for a [Insert Wish Here]
Wish granted, The wish was to dround in a kiddy pool in kiddy land.
I wish for 5 golden retrievers.
Granted, but all of them are retarded in their own way
I wish for 1,000,000.2222222222222222$
Granted but the decimal moved 10 spaces left. You get $0.0100000222222222
I wish for my own pet ghoul.
Granted, but the ghoul pulled a shotgun out of his ass and shot you.
I wish for a corrupted wish!
Granted your wish is corrupted :D
I wish to meet a normal person on internet.
Granted, but you are abnormal and he blocks you
I wish for a flaming war horse of death and destruction that shots out rainbows and poptarts
Granted, but you get hit in the face with a rainbow which kills you.
I wish for lost.
Granted, but you die before you see it.
I wish for 8 tickets to see fast and furious five for free.
Granted, but the movie sucked since it had an extremely small budget
I wish i had a singing voice with my normal voice
Granted, but your singing attracts dogs that wish to hump your leg.
I wish for a magical pony.
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 08-05-2011
Granted, but your singing attracts dogs that wish to hump your leg.
I wish for a magical pony.
That's bad? Jk I dun like beastality.
Grated, but it is dead
I wish to be a pirate
Granted, but the interweb police found you and arrested you for Limewiring/torrenting.
I wish that BF3 came out sooner.
Granted, but since it came out so soon it sucks altogether
I wish that this game will never end
Granted, but it starts to get really boring
I wish for a TARDIS
Granted but its not bigger on the inside.
I wish Last.Exile would make nice complements about the picture i made for him :(
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/136/002wq.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/136/002wq.png)
Granted, but instead, everyone on HGN hates it.
I wish that Metro Last Light would come out sooner.
Granted, but it's so bugged that you can't even start it.
I wish Battlefield 4 would be made.
Granted,but nobody buys it,instead of it people are playing CoD mw6.
I wish to return in time and kill hitler.
Granted, but he already killed him self.
I wish for a Duke Nukem game, where it takes place on Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Granted, but the game is infested with chicks with dicks
I wish Skyrim came out sooner.
Granted, but it isn't worth its hype.
I wish I wasn't so cool.
Granted, but now your on fire.
I wish I dominated the whole world!
Granted, But everyone leaves the world and goes to the moon, Forever alone
I wish irondiety used forums more often.
Quote from: Turkey on 04-06-2011
Granted, But everyone leaves the world and goes to the moon, Forever alone
I wish irondiety used forums more often.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.ohinternet.com%2Fimages%2F0%2F0e%2FForever_Alone.png&hash=bf0b17a86e8fb2bc60a90ddb2de699ba380912f0)
Granted, but an admin says he was trolling, so he got banned.
I wish for a horsy!
Granted, but it rapes you in your sleep.
I wish I could jump fences like a champ.
Granted, fences are replaced with walls
i wish that god would make apples grow on pair tree's
Granted, but the pair of trees only grew apples.
I wish Turkey knew how to use the right 'pear'
Granted, but he loses the ability to have anything to do with the word 'pear'
I wish for my steam accounts back.
Granted, buy they have no games.
I wish, to have the ability to control time.
Granted, but space ceases to exist.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted, but the wish you thought of sucked.
I wish Chris Farley was still alive.
Granted, but now he's a zombie, spreading a zombie virus all over the world.
I wish for [Insert a mighty fine wish here]
Granted but it's not so fine,
I wish for Seven
Granted, but it's Eight.
I wish for another post.
Granted, but the post destroys the universe
I wish for a fairy princess to touch at night...
Granted, but the fairy princess has herpes.
I wish for an advance copy of Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.
Granted, but you must apply with one condition. You can't tell anyone you have it. As soon as you get your copy your:
- Xbox gets RRoD
- File is corrupted
- PS3 explodes
I wish for more coke in my glass.
Granted, there is now white powdery coke in your glass....The police also came to arrest you for possession of drugs.
I wish I had the skills and knowledge of using Adobe After Effects, so I can make professional videos
Granted, but the videos are about how gay men have sex.
I wish for a computer that doesn't suck ass.
Granted, but your computer blows up.
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted the wish is so corrupted the standards of corrupted change and it becomes not corrupted
I wish I had 6 dicks
Granted, but all of them were 1 cm long.
I wish that the threes would end (Ex: Mass Effect 3, FarCry 3, Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare 3)
Granted, but several spin-offs named Massive Effect, Field of Battle and Warfare in the Modern Age all start up.
But FarCry really does die.
I wish for someone to fill in the _____.
Granted but you get nothing
I wish for a lemon
Granted, but it is one of Cave Johnson's lemon grenades, and it blows up in your face.
I wish troubles melted like lemon lemon drops, high above the chimney tops.
Granted, but since they melted like lemon lemon drops, they asplode . . . and you died.
I wish for a wish so that that wish was for another wish and that another wish will be for a wish and that wish would be a fish, but that fish would be a wish and then the wish would be a wish, and then finally, that wish would be a gold fish.
Granted, but you suck at rhyming.
I wish for this wish to by properly rhymed by the next poster.
Well too bad, the rhyming still sucked.
I wish that when ever I upgrade to Windows 64 Bit, I don't have to reinstall everything
Granted but you now have a MAC...
I wish for a talking fish..
Granted, but the fish won't shut up.
I wish for the Nile!
Wish Disgranted, reason, we don't know what kind of Nile your talking about.
I wish I had a Sunrise Stalker Suit :D
Wish Granted, but Traders ran out of suits.
I wish i had a mcdonalds infront of me
Wish granted,but you cant enter it because its only a picture sticked on a wall.
I wish for a rainbow ponny.
Wish granted, but the colours washed off.
I wish i was mario :D
Granted, but you fall in a sewer and drown in human excrement. Princess Peach dies in captivity.
I wish the the New York Yankees didn't exist.
Granted, there are now New York Yanks.
I wish that somebody would actually twist that wish in a funny way.
Granted, but it's not funny.
I wish for cake.
Granted, but the cake is sadly a lie.
I wish people would stop giving me hate for enjoying anime.
Not Granted....You anime faggot. (Just kidding)
I wish for a real Exoskeleton Suit.
Granted, but it crumbles on top of you
I wish Rebel would stop beating me D;
Granted. He rapes you.
I wish i could die in a furry orgy with hot chicks!
Granted, They are all shemales.
I wish for Rebel to not rape me
Granted, I beat you.
I wish for a better computer...
Granted, but your computer was so good, that it exploded, because it was that good.
I wish I could finish this wish.
Granted, but I continue it
I wish for my pet wall to come back and put a glass of iced tea on my face.
Granted, he spills it onto you and you freeze to death.
I wish to wish that cats would see me as their god.
Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o
I wish for ze German accent.
Quote from: knife_cz on 21-06-2011
Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o
I wish for ze German accent.
Granted, but you're now a nazi.
I wish I was god.
Quote from: Smirnoff on 21-06-2011
Quote from: knife_cz on 21-06-2011
Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o
I wish for ze German accent.
Granted, but you're now a nazi.
I wish I was god.
Granted, but your godmode was off and you died.
I wish for a pet ghoul.
Granted, he eats you.
I wish that FrozenFire would leave GVC.
Granted, but instead FrozenIce joins...
I'd wish for wish so that I could wish for a wish
Granted you get no wish's
I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted.
Granted, you get banned from HGN.
I wish for a cheeseburger from Burger King.
Granted, but its literally a cheeseburger. 2 buns, 5 slices of cheese.
I wish for Fluttershy to be real :C
Granted, but she's a lesbian.
RE my little pony friendship is lesbian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_6_l1qCjYs#)
I wish I had a lawyer to make wishes that can't be corrupted.
Granted, He takes all your money.
I wish for a fish
Granted,but monolith heard wrong so you got Jellyfish instead of fish.
I wish to have longest hair on earth.
Granted, everyone is bald in the world except you. Yet, also the hot sexy girls are bald as well.
I wish spades would stop touching me at night :C
Granted, but now you have to pleasure yourself alone. :3
I wish the lawyer didn't take all my money.
Granted: He took your Car house and wife
I wish for a wish that can be a good wish for me to wish
Granted, now you have no more chances for a real wish
I wish Ace would appear in my house and be my slave.
Granted but,
the combine says fuck earth and blows it up.
I wish I had a taco and a dora the explorer cup cake with the plastic ring with a sticker of boots on it.
Granted, but you die of lead poisoning because stickers were made in China with lead paint.
I wish Caso would stop calling me Ace and get my damn name correct. :P
Granted, Instead he uses his retarded half demon character to kill you
I wish I dreamed abotu cheesseeee
Granted, but your membership has been revoked in the spelling society and the cheese is now a boy real. And it's trying to kill you with rotten cheese.
I wish for a dish that's filled with fish, and those fish would dish for a wish.
Granted, you die of food poisoning.
I wish TV didn't suck these days.
TV does not suck anymore.. but something else does. And thats your innocence gone.
I wish for new-fag repellant spray
Granted, but over due time you end up attracting more newfags than you can repel.
I wish to be a Genie.
Granted.
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!
Itty bitty living space.
I wish... uhhh... crap. I don't have any ideas. I wish I could think of something more clever.
Granted, but in your dream you dream of the heavy sticking his penis into the cheese and thrusting fastly and hardly causing the cheese to turn to mush.
I wish ________
Granted but the line breaks
I wish for a new Project Zomboid update to come out
Granted, but now the game is buggy is hell and they will now charge you a billion dollars for each update.
I wish Metro 2033 would stop causing me to die ever second
Granted,but with you-nobody cant die anymore,and the game becomes hellaboring.
I wish to play on guitar like..hmm..some awesome metalist.
You learn it but then your 1000 dollar guitar breaks and you forget everything and every note you ever learned in the past 2 years and you will never, ever, ever! learn them again
I wish for a new computer :)
You bought one out of hard-earned cash, but the next day after downloading so much porn you brand new PC caught a virus. You lost all your hardware, files, memory, garrysmod, other games, etc, and including porn due to it...
I wish Skyrim came out for the PC before the damn consoles....
Granted, but it's still a console port, and it sorrowfully falls short of expectations.
I wish I could make myself stop spamming posting in this thread.
Granted but you end up going into a thread redrall and are locked to bed unable to eat and starve miserably.
I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Granted, you get a boyfriend. Yet they rape you on the first night and you become pregnant. Plus he wont pay child support.
I wish I could have my own sitcom called "Outraged Grandmothers". Where grandmothers boost there rage about society, while on some wacky adventures. With meaningful words to be said at the end of ever episode.
Granted, the show is a hit and rakes in the cash. Then you realize what horror you've created.
I wish for a film adaption of HGN.
Granted, LOTR The fellowship of the ring
i wish i was able to fly but not too fast so that birds would follow me and i could lead the flock against humanity
Granted, you're mistakenly shot my duck hunters before you can fulfill your plans.
I wish I'd stop going to bed at 5:00AM.
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 05-08-2011
Granted, you're mistakenly shot my duck hunters before you can fulfill your plans.
I wish I'd stop going to bed at 5:00AM.
Granted, 6 am
I wish for ducks
You get them, but you die horribly in a fire.
I wish to not wish.
Quote from: Ray on 08-08-2011
I wish to not wish.
Granted, You never existed.
I wish Chernobyl stopped having documentaries 24/7
Granted, now Fukushima has documentaries 24/7.
I wish that newbies could wish for something actually funny.
Granted, but all the regulars stop being funny. Oh wa-
I wish for a hot cup of coffee and Kieck so I can comedically splash it in his face.
Granted, but the coffee is scolding hot, Kieck gets 3rd degree burns and he sues you for all you have.
I wish ... *takes a breath* I was in an the most awesome adventure movie, with a whip and hat to go with it. Going in ancient hidden temples to steal the treasures that many have died for. Only to come across one in the very end. Replacing the treasure with my awesome skills with just a simple bag and sand. Ending with setting the trap off and being chased by a boulder thought the temple. Escaping thought a closing door, grabbing my hat before the door crushes me. Then being chased by tribal people across the forest with said treasure, only to escape on a plane in the end with my best buddy.
Granted, when going out you trip over on the stairs.
I wish for something alternative.
Granted. You're now a hipster.
I wish that ePoland does not into eUSA.
Granted, Spaniards do instead.
I wish that eRepublik would be interesting today (why no more corporation and the training chicks hex fighting).
Quote from: lolKieck on 09-08-2011
Granted, Spaniards do instead.
I wish that eRepublik would be interesting today (why no more corporation and the training chicks hex fighting).
Granted, But the server has a ping of 129,21930,14921
I wish every wish I wished became true but the first wish was false...
>:D
Granted, but you are dreaming.
I wish I had tool trust.
granted, but you can only spawn ragdolls and make sex poses.
i wish that c would be as easy as lua
Granted, but C+ Is twice as hard.
(I don't know)
I wish for a helicopter.
Granted.
helicopter crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyEz5DFuIHw#)
I wish drama could be easily resolved.
Granted. But theirs more drama as soon as the last series is solved.
I wish for an alarm clock that woke you up on time without making a buzz that wakes the whole house.
Granted, but the alarm only works on weekends.
I wish I had a pizza with extra cheese.
Granted, it's your least favorite kind of cheese.
I wish sourceban worked again. (inb4 "Granted but you ban yourself... again.")
Granted, but you end up banning everyone from the server by mistake. That is also including Exile.
I wish to understand all of S.T.A.L.K.E.R's plot line as a whole. With no loop or plot holes.
Granted, the storyline is dull and completely sucks now.
Quote from: Caso on 10-08-2011
Granted, but you end up banning everyone from the server by mistake. That is also including Exile.
... Fuck, I'd do that wouldn't I? .___.
Shit! I wish to unwish that wish!
Granted but you wish to kill Caso instead, which is also granted. Before she dies, however, Caso wishes your entire family was dead. This is also granted. Have fun, orphan.
I wish my mom wasn't dead.
Granted, o' young Cutch, thy mother never died, but in return, you lost your sense of humor.
I wish my dad wasn't black.
Granted, he's a ginger.
I wish to wish like 19YOL for more alternativeness for my cat.
You get your helicopter, only to find out you don't have auths to use it.
I wish for a better laptop
You get your laptop. But the internet became highly illegal.
I wish I didn't just get sucked into the fucking Pony craze.
Granted, but with no ponies you sink into a deep depression and attempt suicde with a spoon.
I wish I had a pet bloodsucker :D
Quote from: Machinimercenary on 11-08-2011
Granted, but with no ponies you sink into a deep depression and attempt suicde with a spoon.
I wish I had a pet bloodsucker :D
Granted but it kills every new friend you make.
I wish the world didn't have spoons.
Granted, but this created all around world hunger because people could not eat ceral with forks :p
I wish the faction name DUTY didn't sound so rediculas.
Quote from: Machinimercenary on 11-08-2011
rediculas.
Granted, due to your poor spelling it is now spelled DOOTY.
I wish Steven understood the concept of a next page, so he'd stop accidentally skipping people.
Granted, but he skips you O.o
I wish for a mustang gt 2011 converdable for my second car :D
Quote from: mxh24 on 11-08-2011
Granted, but he skips you O.o
I wish for a mustang gt 2011 converdable for my second car :D
Granted, but it has no wheels or motor!
I wish I had more vacation time.
Quote from: CC on 15-08-2011
Granted, but it has no wheels or motor!
I wish I had more vacation time.
Granted, you now dont have ajob.
I wish I had a copy of skyrim in my hands right now.
You get it but as soon as you put it in it crashes your computer.
I wish I had a condom.
You get your condom.
It brakes before your done.
Congratz!
You have found :
Babies
I wish more people would join StalkerRp and stop being so serious and have some fun from time to time. ( Impossible wish)
Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.
I wish to visit Moscow.
Quote from: knife_cz on 06-09-2011
Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.
I wish to visit Moscow.
Your car broke on the way and you ended up in Ukraine.
I want to kill the demons.
Quote from: Iam333 on 20-10-2011
Quote from: knife_cz on 06-09-2011
Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.
I wish to visit Moscow.
Your car broke on the way and you ended up in Ukraine.
I want to kill the demons.
YOUR DOING IT WRONG
Wish not properly formatted, thus wasted.
I wish politicians actually gave a shit about us.
Granted: They send you a box of shit
I wish people will stop being mean to me! :D
Granted: People won't be mean to you. They will hate you.
I wish to be even more professional.
Granted: You are a professional, but you become a liability to the government. Soon after you're a professional, they executed you on the spot.
I wish to create the funniest joke in the whole universe.
Granted, but nobody heard it. And you cant stop laughing.
I want to perfectly speak English.
Granted, it's old English, and no one understands what the fuck you're saying.
I wish being an admin wasn't so stressful.
Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you
I wish Origami wasn't so complicated
Quote from: Caso on 31-12-2011
Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you
thanks a lot
Quote from: Jake on 31-12-2011
Quote from: Caso on 31-12-2011
Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you
thanks a lot
I love you too Jake C:
Quote from: Caso on 31-12-2011
Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you
I wish Origami wasn't so complicated
Granted, But none of the creations stay together now.
I wish... For a box of chocolate.
Granted, but the chocolate contains a shitty recipe to its creation.
I want to dominate the earth!
Granted, you rule the earth because everyone else is dead.
I wish for a HGN without any trolls!
OOG (Out of game): You cant make a wish, your dead. You said it yourself. I win this game.
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granted, you win, but you everyone gets a trophy. I wish I had butler
Granted; your butler dies of a heart-attack.. he was so old. I wish I was Neil.
Granted, you must now Neil with it.
I wish crusader stopped being such a 12 year old
Granted, he's now 11.
I wish I had a life.
Granted, it's a bored game. I wish Pokemon were real
Granted, they're all missingno.
I wish I had Fallout 3.
Granted, it's in russian.
I wish I had loadsamoney.
Granted, enjoy your game of life money from my board game.
I wish I my dad was still around.
Granted, but he beats you. I wish I could have stopped myself from saying that
granted, but you would say something worse.
I wish I had bread
Quote from: the_grub on 10-04-2012
Granted, but he beats you. I wish I could have stopped myself from saying that
Do not play the game if you don't know how to.
Granted, but the bread has beetles baked inside.
I wish serious roleplay actually was serious.
Granted but you're never allowed to rp ever in your life
I wish i had a Colt 1911 which is silver plated
Granted, it's a swep on gmod.
I wish there was a giant potato filled with mudkipz.
Granted, the potato was only in your dreams, my friend-- I hate to bring it down like that. I wish that my wish was unwishably wishable.
Granted, your wish became wishable so I wished you would stop fucking posting.
Granted, I stop posting in the minecraft forum
I wish...dicks...
...
Granted. No further comment.
I wish to fall asleep right nowkaowgjhdh
Granted, you're now asleep on a ton of rusty nails.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Quote from: Kelse on 11-04-2012
Granted, you're now asleep on a ton of rusty nails.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but you have to go to Collegue now
Quote from: INA7HAN on 11-04-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 11-04-2012
Granted, you're now asleep on a ton of rusty nails.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but you have to go to Collegue now
YOU FORGOT TO WISH!!!
I wish, I could go to prom.
Quote from: ZainMenloe on 08-05-2012
YOU FORGOT TO WISH!!!
I wish, I could go to prom.
Granted, your going with your mom. Your first kiss, dance, and fuck will be with your mom during prom.
I wish it was raining men! Halioua!
QuoteGranted, your going with your mom. Your first kiss, dance, and fuck will be with your mom during prom.
I wish it was raining men! Halioua!
Granted. The world is in mass chaos as bodies of men land on people, killing them.
YOU FORGOT TO WISH YOU BASTARD!!!!
I wish for things to not suck as bad.
Quote from: Tom on 08-05-2012
YOU FORGOT TO WISH YOU BASTARD!!!!
I wish for things to not suck as bad.
Granted, things now blow.
I wish for 100 thousand US Dollars in unmarked, untraceable bills in denominations of 100's, 50's and 20's, to be deposited into a storage container that I own within three miles from my house, and the money to safely reside there until such a time that I recover it, and safely deposit it into a secure swiss bank account set up by myself, without anyone asking questions.
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 08-05-2012
Granted, things now blow.
I wish for 100 thousand US Dollars in unmarked, untraceable bills in denominations of 100's, 50's and 20's, to be deposited into a storage container that I own within three miles from my house, and the money to safely reside there until such a time that I recover it, and safely deposit it into a secure swiss bank account set up by myself, without anyone asking questions.
Granted, but the bank made an error and you now only have $10.
I wish for a computer that never breaks and an run all my games with no lag!
Granted, but someone steals all your games.
I wish for the Wild Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Hunt)!
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 08-05-2012
Granted, but someone steals all your games.
I wish for the Wild Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Hunt)!
Granted, but you fell out of the sky and snap your neck before the hunt even started.
I wish for a leaf
Quote from: Caso on 08-05-2012
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 08-05-2012
Granted, but someone steals all your games.
I wish for the Wild Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Hunt)!
Granted, but you fell out of the sky and snap your neck before the hunt even started.
I wish for a leaf
Granted, but your leaf spontaneously combusts.
I wish for an Iron man suit.
Granted but the iron melts with you inside it.
I wish for pepsi.
Granted, It's zero calorie diet mixed with coke.
I wish I had cheese nips.
Quote from: Kelse on 09-05-2012
Granted, It's zero calorie diet mixed with coke.
I wish I had cheese nips.
Granted, its pure mold.
I wish to turn into a Saiyan with a power level over 9000, be white and not black. Have Black Hair, blue eyes and a male! Also with all 7 Dragonballs and a dick that isnt the dragonballs (As well as maintaining my dick.) The Dragonballs will not be up my ass or any place in my body but in a crate infront of me.
Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.
I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.
Quote from: Gonztah on 09-05-2012
Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.
I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.
Granted, you was killed for being a heretic.
I wish dark Angel wished to want.
Granted i do it in my own way.
I wish for a wish in which i want for a want.
Quote from: Gonztah on 09-05-2012
Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.
I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.
You suck at corrupting wishes. Added Granted, but Goku comes along and defeats you by blasting you into the next dimension where the dragon balls are taken away from you and put in the corrosive shit. And in that dimension you are forced to the only human contact you'll have with you.... Yamcha
Quote from: Dark Angel on 09-05-2012
Granted i do it in my own way.
I wish for a wish in which i want for a want.
Granted, You wasted a wish for a wish which you wished to know what that wish was, which was a wish that you will never know for that wish was actually a wish that was lost in the wishing well.
I wish for another leaf that wont explode
Granted, the leaf doesnt explode but melts.
I wish for a brick.
Granted, it comes flying and hits you in the face, killing you.
I wish that you all would stop corrupting wishes.
Granted.
Quote from: KetChuup on 09-05-2012
Granted.
But then a wild Spades appears and ruins it all.
I wish college was easier. :|
Granted, you're now back in preschool with a bunch of 4 and 5 year olds, you stay the same age.
Why can't you do this right? You HAVE to wish too!
So do you lolkiek.
I wish for one million U.S. dollars that will not spontaneously explode, melt, or burn, always will come back to me if I want them to, and are directly in front of my in a non-burning crate that is not covered in anything.
Granted, it is FILLED with money eating bugs.
I wish that it was friday, schoolday has just ended and all is well.
Granted but you failed all your exams. Congrats
I wish we were all idiots.
Granted, due to everyone having the same level of logic everyone is actually normal
I want to bee da best!
Granted, you bee'd the best man.
I wish that I'd have a fully functioning time machine that isn't on flames, wouldn't break and only I could use it and nobody would steal it.
Quote from: Gonztah on 09-05-2012
Granted, you bee'd the best man.
I wish that I'd have a fully functioning time machine that isn't on flames, wouldn't break and only I could use it and nobody would steal it.
Granted, you go back in time and lose your time machine as well as cause a paradox in the universe when you see yourself. as a result of the paradox, the universe explodes instantly.
I wish for a computer mouse that works right :(
Quote from: ZainMenloe on 09-05-2012
Granted, you go back in time and lose your time machine as well as cause a paradox in the universe when you see yourself. as a result of the paradox, the universe explodes instantly.
I wish for a computer mouse that works right :(
Wish granted but, the new mouse you get give you carpal tunnel and you can never play again.
I wish for this wish game to stop.
Granted
But nobody listens to you cuz your'e gamerhead.
I wish people wouldn't stare at me when I walk in the school bathroom.
Quote from: KetChuup on 10-05-2012
Granted
But nobody listens to you cuz your'e gamerhead.
I wish people wouldn't stare at me when I walk in the school bathroom.
GRanted, They now take pictures and videos and it gets posted on the internet.
((This is an easy one to corrupt, but...)) I wish Crussaria wouldn't be dead anymore.
Granted, the server gets removed instead of being dead.|Granted, 10 years old kids fulled the server, but they are all pirates, thiefs, murderers. And they are all after...
GEAR.So the server eventually becomes boring and then it dies.Forever. --------Better?
I wish for more metalists on the world.
Quote from: knife_cz on 10-05-2012
Granted, the server gets removed instead of being dead.
Well, its not what I originally thought someone would say...
Denied, being a butt and not wishing for something
I wish I could play DotA2 right and not be a total shitty.
granted, but you're a fucking narcissistic bastard for the rest of your dota 2 career
I wish for air
Quote from: knife_cz on 10-05-2012
I wish for more metalists on the world.
<3
Quote from: themutatedman on 11-05-2012
I wish for air
Granted, you get air. Oh no wait it's flatulance
I wish Season Four of Metalocalypse was out!
Granted but it's an abbreviated season, and all the characters die in the most idiotic way possible.
I wish for the Tesseract from The Avengers:
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boxofficemojo.com%2Fimg%2Fa%2Favengers11%2Favengers0157.jpg&hash=34e244ef6bf8c91822da609302725eec59ba576b)
Granted, its a replica that you have to put together yourself and you start on it but find out you have to buy each piece separately.
I wish to be an admin on an active server >.>
Granted, but its a DarkRP server.
I wish to be HGN CSV.
Granted, but you later get demoted to SV of Crussaria
I wish for a zombie RP in HGN.
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 13-05-2012
Granted, but its a DarkRP server.
Well, no... FORP isnt a dark RP.
I would quit if I administrated a DarkRP...Quote from: Kelse on 13-05-2012
Granted, but you later get demoted to SV of Crussaria
YOU INSULT MY SERVER!
Quote from: Kelse on 13-05-2012
I wish for a zombie RP in HGN.
Granted, but its full of minges and people who cant RP. They just run around shooting everything in sight. (I would like a Zombie RP. Has to be serious though.)
I wish... To Niel With It
8)
Granted but Nieling with something doesn't mean anything.
I wish I Neiled with it.
Granted but you end up with muscular dystrophy
I wish HGN had good servers.
Granted, but the owners and admins abuse like shit.
I wish I wish I was a fish, I'm fuckin' serious.
Granted.A green fish spawns infornt of you and it begins to eat EVERYTHING.
(actually it was some easter egg from some game, can't remember which :V)
I wish TF2 wasn't fillied with F2P players and shitty updates.
Granted!
Monthly pay.
I wish romanians were smart.
granted, they are smart enough to reproduce.
i wish for rainbows to streak overhead the gvc and me to be reborn as the gvc king
Quote from: crusader :D on 14-05-2012
granted, they are smart enough to reproduce.
i wish for rainbows to streak overhead the gvc and me to be reborn as the gvc king
Granted, you got banned for a number of reasons. Truth be told it was currupt for you, successfull for us!
I want pills.
Granted, you spelled the term 'corrupt' incorrectly, and so the pills morph you into a Grammar Nazi.
..Ooh, I wish HyperGaming Network had a GTAIV roleplaying server.
Granted, it exists for 10 seconds then Exile says fuck you and bans you.
I wish Crusader would be banned and never come back.
Granted, but his identically retarded brother finds his way to HGN.
I wish everyone on earth would die same time.
Granted, everyone on earth explodes except for you as you are not a human.
I wish my cats weren't such dickbutts.
Granted, your cats are fuckbutts.
I wish Kelse would stop being so jealous of my position as King in the Gay Vampire Castle.
Quote from: crusader :D on 14-05-2012
Granted, your cats are fuckbutts.
I wish Kelse would stop being so jealous of my position as King in the Gay Vampire Castle.
Granted.
Get the fuck out.
I wish for a cooled nuka-cola.
Granted, it tastes like shit, though.
I wish i could see this thread with my eyes closed.
Granted, but it is because you are blind, and we are predictable.
I wish for Crusader to be made Crussaria SV, oh wait...
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 14-05-2012
Granted, but it is because you are blind, and we are predictable.
I wish for Crusader to be made Crussaria SV, oh wait...
Not Granted. We're sorry for the inconvenience but that part of that wish is no longer irrelevant. Due to the fact that we could not find [SEVER NAME] in our data banks. So thus, your wish was lost during the granting process. We are sorry.
I wish for a leaf that wont explode, melt or it tuns out to be poison ivy.
Granted. The leaf is cannabis, and you are immediately seized by the police for posession of illicit substances.
I wish for a pile of gold bars.
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 14-05-2012
Granted. The leaf is cannabis, and you are immediately seized by the police for posession of illicit substances.
I wish for a pile of gold bars.
Granted, its a pile of cardboard cutouts shaped like gold bars.
Im gonna be nice...
I wish Caso could get his fucking leaf...
He does but it turns out to be cannibis and he is seized by the police for possession
I wish I had a real job for summer instead of lifeguarding.
I'm going to point this out Caso = Girl saying He = wat.
I wish Kelse would stop posting off-topic shit in threads.
(Sorry Caso).
Granted, I become Crusader v2 and only post in GVC.
I wish Paintcheck wasn't such a meanie to me.
I'm mean to everyone. Deal with it.
Granted, paintcheck isnt a meanie to you but instead one of your new gay porn friends.
I wish for... More pills.
You die from an overdose
I wish for no more wishes.
Granted, but Dark Angel enters the thread.
I wish for... More pills.
Granted, the pill makes you not want pills anymore.
I wish this thread could be locked.
Granted, I lock this thread.
I wish I had the power to lock threads.
Kelse you didn't corrupted the wish :|.
Granted, you can now lock threads on forums.gay-porn not here.
I wish Justin Bieber died.
Quote from: knife_cz on 15-05-2012
Kelse you didn't corrupted the wish :|.
Granted, you can now lock threads on forums.gay-porn not here.
I wish Justin Bieber died.
Granted, but his even shitter brother now takes his place. Sings even worse music then Bieber and he has a shitty name to go with it. Austen Delmer. Yet, he gets more lay then you'll ever get. He gave the bitches a pretty look. Bitches love the pretty look.
I wish people got my gender right. And, I wish for a leaf that didnt explode, melt, isnt poison ivy, and doesn't become cannabis twice.
(Really, I just want to see how far people will take the leaf <3)
Granted, but it blows out of your hands into a pit of lava, but doesn't melt or burst into flames or explode, just sits on the lava taunting you and how you'll never get your leaf.
I wish for the greatest RP server ever, where people don't care about gear, the admins and players are awesome, is populated, but never full.
Granted. You wake up and realise it's a dream.
I wish my condom wouldn't brake that one time.
Granted: Your condom now hits the gas at red lights.
I wish for Guitar Hero RP
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 16-05-2012
Granted: Your condom now hits the gas at red lights.
I wish for Guitar Hero RP
Granted, but you're a Roadie who doesn't get laid.
I wish i knew what to wish for.
Granted, you know what to wish for but cannot have another wish.
I wish everyone on the planet did a cossack dance at once.
Granted, but everyone broke their necks
I wish I had Diablo III...
Granted, however your PC and notebooks suddendly form a small black hole which sucks them inside.And you do not have anything to play Diablo III on.
I wish I was multimilionare
Quote from: knife_cz on 16-05-2012
Granted, however your PC and notebooks suddendly form a small black hole which sucks them inside.And you do not have anything to play Diablo III on.
I wish I was multimilionare
Granted, but you got your money from selling drugs and the police catch you and put you in jail for life.... Big Jim's cell.
I wish HGN got a high population of good roleplayers to join.
Granted, but as you live in 2012, a good roleplayer is considered a person who can type big letter at the beginning and dot at the end of sentense./you can imagine the rest/
I wish for more ponies.
Granted, but these ponies are in fact wild and rampant and leap out of your ranch going on a murdering spree through the streets.
I wish for a pinball machine
Granted, but the pinball machine turns out to be full of smuggled cannabis and you are immediately seized by the police for possession of illicit substances. Wait this sounds familiar.
I wish for Star Wars RP!
Granted but it takes place on Alderaan, right at the time the Deathstar is coming around.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 16-05-2012
Granted but it takes place on Alderaan, right at the time the Deathstar is coming around.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Granted, but you dont get it and it just melts after being sighted.
I wish for... Pills.
>Processing... ... ...>Wish Granted>Laxative
I wish for a name change.
Granted. I'll have ThY turn your name to Crusader. :)
I wish these wishes wouldn't corrupt and we actually got what we meant.
Granted. Sadly it takes 200 years for wish to come true. And the person who made the wish is needed to be alive.
I wish to have more wishes.
Quote from: Nik3 on 17-05-2012
Granted. Sadly it takes 200 years for wish to come true. And the person who made the wish is needed to be alive.
I wish to have more wishes.
Granted, but do to the laws of wishes in this thread, they will all become corrupt.
I wish for a new game that is acctually fun and intresting.
Granted. Game is 5 minutes long cutscene where you need to smash "Space" to do different kind of things, game also has american soldiers saving the world.
I wish i could get rid of this wish.
Granted, it becomes something worse.
I wish Exile would share his donation money with his admins. :3 Because we damn well should get paid! (I'm kidding of course... chill Exile.)
Granted, but you are now paid 5 pesos a week.
I wish Star Wars was real.
Granted, Vader chokes you for your incompetence.
I wish I could stop replying to this thread for a while.
Granted, you've reached your post limit.
I wish I could get bitches like John Marston.
Granted, a pack of wild, rabid, female dogs attack you.
I wish I could become a donkey.
Granted, you are now the biggest Jackass in the GVC.
I wish for Ddossing to be an easily tracable, federal crime punished by death.
Granted, but you got punished for it because someone did the crime at your home.
I wish for...
...
...
...
...
Pills
Granted! Bill's here!!!
I wish for a wish.
Granted, you receive a wish but cannot wish that wish because it is a corrupt wish
I wish I wish upon a star
The star supernovas and kills everyone on Earth.
I wish timezones didn't exist so I could RP with people easier.
Quote from: Paintcheck on 18-05-2012
The star supernovas and kills everyone on Earth.
I wish timezones didn't exist so I could RP with people easier.
Granted but, the brazilians and the chinese begin to flood your rp servers and forcing HGN to become tri-langue community.
I wish for a pet ostrich that is tamed.
Granted. It was trained to kill you, though.
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted, you get a tattoo all over your face as you wished for it silly.
I want... Pills.
Granted. Laxative and Viagra. Comes with bottle full of cooking oil to get those pills down.
I wish i could get same pills as Madcombat gets.
Quote from: Nik3 on 18-05-2012
Granted. Laxative and Viagra. Comes with bottle full of cooking oil to get those pills down.
I wish i could get same pills as Madcombat gets.
They allow you to shit post and not give a fuck, its like HGN's version of heroin.
Granted, but your not getting my Pills.
I wish for more pills.
You die of an overdose for the 50th time
I wish Madcombat would realize no one finds his stupid wishes funny and they are ruining the thread.
Granted but he keeps doing it anyway.
I wish there were more Spess Mehrens in this thread.
Wish granted, ThY bans me for pictures.
I wish for less communism.
Granted, all the Ex-Communist states are now hyper militant fascist dictatorships bent on world domination.
I wish for the earth to be ruled by the United States. *trollface*
Granted, you get the shitties processor on the world - but it is still new.
I wish for RAINBOW.
Quote from: knife_cz on 18-05-2012
Granted, you get the shitties processor on the world - but it is still new.
I wish for RAINBOW.
Wish granted, but it's in the dark; You can't see it.
I wish i could draw a White Siberian Tiger with a boner that's having sex with a Pegasus on a waterbed filled with Zima, and that Pegasus' Vagina looks like Tom Selleck when Smiling, Smiling about something he just saw in the Funny Papers that struck him to be real hilarious like.
You draw it in your head and it's still bad
I wish for a better processor.
Granted! Oh no wait! It's incompitable in every way possible.
I wish niggers would stop bullying me.
Granted. Every other race out there bullies you now.
I wish Yorty liked me D:
Granted! but everyone else hates you now.
I wish I wasnt so fat and ugly :(
Granted, you get mentally retarded.from now one you belive you are sexy.
I wish for a fish
Granted, you just caught the fish, but you dropped it back in the water
I wish for sugar and tea.
Granted, but it's holographic.
I wish for
You die
I wish for game that didn't suck in my opinion and people played it. It would be my most favorite genre and have an amazing story with amazing gameplay.
Granted, but then minutes it it breaks your computer and the disk itself.
I wish the girl I love, loved me back.
She's ugly.
I wish for the perfect woman that was pretty, awesome, and just plainly great.
You Buy a Blow-Up Doll.
I wish Terraria would update again.
Granted, but the update was made by Garry.
I wish for a gun capable of homing in on anyone I so desired, regardless of their location in the world.
Granted! You shoot everyone, and become forever alone.
I wish I could sing good.
Granted. You sing good in your head.
I wish I didn't hate D33tly so much.
granted, you are now desperately in love with D33tly. You want his babies.
I wish the GVC could have all of the Gay Vampires evicted from it.
Granted, they leave the forums, get on GMod and start ruining the servers
I wish I had the voice of Homer Simpson.
Quote from: ZainMenloe on 18-05-2012
Granted, they leave the forums, get on GMod and start ruining the servers
I wish I had the voice of Homer Simpson.
Granted, you turn fat while doing so.
I wish I can ride a dinosaur with Jesus.
Granted, but the dinosaur eats you 10 seconds into the ride
I wish for a wish to wish about a wish to wish for a wish to wish about a wish witch will wish for a wish about a cookie
Granted, but the wisher got too confused and couldn't grant it.
I wish this wish can be un-corruptible.
Granted, but the wish is crappy to begin with.
I wish it didn't hurt so bad.
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 18-05-2012
Granted, but the wish is crappy to begin with.
I wish it didn't hurt so bad.
Granted, you have contracted leprosy and your nerves no longer work
I wish for a tank in real life in my garage
Granted. It's your water heater.
I wish for Star Wars RP.
Granted, Fallout dies.
Next time you say "I wish for Pills" I am going to ban you for spamming and post count whoring. Stop it now.
Quote from: Madcombat on 19-05-2012
Granted, Fallout dies.
... A reasonable exchange.
Quote from: Madcombat on 19-05-2012
Granted, Fallout dies.
Next time you say "I wish for Pills" I am going to ban you for spamming and post count whoring. Stop it now.
I shall grant Tom's wish.
Granted. Madcombat needs something to drink after taking all those pills. He wishes for drinks now.
I wish mr. Satan could save the world again!
Granted, Satan saves the world.However Cthulhu comes on scene and fights Satan.Sadly the fight is on the world and it makes really big mess around here.
I wish for some really good grilled meat.
Granted, you are now in a negro prison. Enjoy
I wish for more GamerGirls.
granted, they are all lesbian and super shy.
i wish for more wishes.
Quote from: knife_cz on 19-05-2012
Granted, Satan saves the world.However Cthulhu comes on scene and fights Satan.Sadly the fight is on the world and it makes really big mess around here.
Mr. Satan from Dragonball...
Quote from: Nik3 on 19-05-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 19-05-2012
Granted, Satan saves the world.However Cthulhu comes on scene and fights Satan.Sadly the fight is on the world and it makes really big mess around here.
Mr. Satan from Dragonball...
I am sorry to disappoint you, I am not from America or England, I never seen any Dragonball episode.
And I am not planning to.
I wish for the ability to do anime faces in real life ^.^
Granted, but a bunch of 4Chan people lynch you for being a weaboo.
I wish for this post to be the last post in this thread, thereby making any response in violation of that wish, which, in turn renders the wish moot, and makes any attempt to corrupt it impossible due to the fact the wish no longer exists.
Wish not granted because the wish no longer exists.
I wish people would stop trying to confuse others with these wishes.
Granted, but the thread is no longer fun.
I wish I had a bigger penis.
Granted its now 2 cms long.
I wish for some good drink.
Granted, you get 140 proof vodka, and die of alcohol poisoning.
I wish insanity smelled like bacon.
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 20-05-2012
Granted, you get 140 proof vodka, and die of alcohol poisoning.
I wish insanity smelled like bacon.
Granted, but now people go insane on the streets thinking they are smelling bacon for no reason, and a pack of hungry dogs start eating peoples limbs.
I wish for a server on HGN that has great RPers, great admin, an amazing lore, and lasts a long time, at least 3 years.
Quote from: ZainMenloe on 20-05-2012
I wish for a server on HGN that has great RPers, great admin, an amazing lore, and lasts a long time, at least 3 years.
Granted. Everyone Leaves and The Servers go down for 3 years.
I wish I was famous.
Granted, you become the most famous gay-star all around :D.
I wish to have super powers!
Granted. Your Super Power is to bug everyoen and spamm forums with ponies.
I wish for my own stuffed Hitler doll.
Granted it's made of air and stuffed with dark matter.
I wish for GRENADES!
Granted, but the grenades are from WW2 and are very fragile meaning they explode in your hand
I wish for a Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask cartridge
Granted. It is a plastic model.
I wish for no more wishes.
Quote from: Nik3 on 21-05-2012
Granted. It is a plastic model.
I wish for no more wishes.
Granted but I made a wish
I wish for a wish ungrantable.
Granted, but your wish causes a localized tear in reality that sucks you into a dimension occupied solely by a bad Robin Williams impersonator.
I wish for my own personal plane of Oblivion, which I can travel to and from via a portal I am able to generate simply by willing it into existence, and similarly closing it by willing it out of existence. The manipulation, generation, and closing of the portal expends no energy, and is perfectly safe. The portal's shape and size are to be decided every time it is created as part of it being willed into and out of existence.
Furthermore, I wish that passage through said portal causes no discomfort or pain, nor any feeling other than a slight breeze. A second condition is that I am able to transport anyone I wish, to and from the afore mentioned plane of Oblivion also via the portal.
As for the plane of Oblivion itself, I wish for it to be as large as I wish, perfectly stable, and entirely responsive to my whims, allowing me to shape it, and its contents and inhabitants as I please, effectively allowing me to shape it into anything I see fit, at any time. Furthermore, the only entities and organisms in existence within said plane of Oblivion only exist with my consent. A further condition is that I am able to manipulate the physics and laws of this plane of Oblivion anytime and as many times as I see fit. An extension of this ability allows for the ability to manipulate time, either to slow it down or speed it up in proportion to the outside world. All control of this plane of Oblivion is entirely mine.
Granted, the plane of oblivion is your imagination and your imagiination alone.
I wish for an unopened bottle of cold Sprite.
Granted, but someone pissed in it before it was bottled.
I wish i was the last person on earth, and cannot die/age.
Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.
I wish for a Fleshlight
Quote from: Ket on 22-05-2012
Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.
I wish for a Fleshlight
Granted, it go boom.
I wish for pi- I wish for multiple plug sockets in my room.
granted, they don't work because there's a Pill Factory run by Keebler Elves behind the walls.
I wish that I could think of anything, and know how to make it work/happen/exist.
Granted, you can make anything exist now, sadly you just became a lobotomite.
I wish for a new Men In Black movie.
Granted, but for some reason the damned thing is on VHS. (If you have a VHS player, you put it in, get to watch it once and then the video tape gets ripped out of the case.)
I wish people would stop wishing for no more wishes.
Granted, but it's really shitty and everyone except for you loves it.
I wish I was no longer grounded.
Granted, you die in a car crash and your mom ungrounds you as a last courtesy.
I wish Zain would learn to make funnier corruptions to peoples' wishes.
Granted, he's too busy laughing to himself in real life.
I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse...and I DONT DIE, and i get to freggin live free.
granted, but you live with a Ex-con who made you his bitch.
I wish everyone could actually get a uncorruptable wish in real life, but it must be used unselfishly.
Granted, everybody is now rich and healthy except you, since your wish was used to give everyone the ability to wish.
I wish I could get a new pair of shoes.
Granted, they are Hipster "Shoes" that are eco-friendly and made from 100% recycled materials. (This means that they are used trashbag foot-wrappings.)
I wish for a fine piece of Ass pie.
Granted, but the ass pie tasted like [/color]SHIT, so you barfed all over Nik's new/old ghetto shoes.I wish people would visit my link :3 (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/fast-threads/5-things-to-bring-with-you-after-a-global-disaster/)
Granted, many people visit the link to the HGN thread causing the servers to overload and melt costing HGN lots of money resulting in your ban
I wish for a gun and Rupert Murdoch next to me
Quote from: JRParadox on 24-05-2012
Granted, many people visit the link to the HGN thread causing the servers to overload and melt costing HGN lots of money resulting in your ban
I wish for a gun and Rupert Murdoch next to me
Granted. Murdoch is holding the gun.
Granted, You get AIDS because you forgot to wish.
I wish I had a fully functioning lightsaber modeled after Darth Vader's, accompanied by a detailed instruction manual in english.
Granted, the manual is in ye olde english and you cant make out what it says.
I wish for a GRENADE!
Granted, it explodes as it appears.
I wish to be...KROGAN.
Granted, you are now a fictional creature, and fade into nonexistence
I wish for more cowbell.
The manual is in Old English and the lightsaber is a fully functioning lightsaber that you can't use.
I wish I had a bucket full of pudding.
Quote from: HitMan5523 on 26-05-2012
The manual is in Old English and the lightsaber is a fully functioning lightsaber that you can't use.
I wish I had a bucket full of pudding.
A little late to the punch.
Granted, you end up hitting yourself.
I wish I had a bottle of madcombat's crazy ass pills.
Quote from: Kelse on 08-06-2012
Granted, you end up hitting yourself.
I wish I had a bottle of madcombat's crazy ass pills.
The pills are actually cyanide.
I wish for a titanium case filled with gold that only I can open.
Granted. It's fools gold.
I wish my cat would purr louder.
Quote from: lolKieck on 08-06-2012
Granted. It's fools gold.
I wish my cat would purr louder.
Your cat shall purr so loud, your anus breaks at the pitch..
I would like a game-boy colour, legal edition. And Pokemon 1st gen.
Quote from: Wolfie on 08-06-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 08-06-2012
Granted. It's fools gold.
I wish my cat would purr louder.
Your cat shall purr so loud, your anus breaks at the pitch..
I would like a game-boy colour, legal edition. And Pokemon 1st gen.
Granted. You can't find any batteries, anywhere, ever.
I wish for a second chance.
Granted, you receive a chance card from monopoly. It says go straight to jail.
I wish for a paradox.
Granted. JRParadox is now your lord and master.
I wish for an empire to rule.
Granted, but the wish is so easily corruptable, Chuck Norris took it away.
I for for a band of elite assassins who listen to my command.
Granted, but nothing happens because that wish contained no verbs.
I wish for an MS Paint image of Freddy Mercury riding a velociraptor which has a cigar in it's mouth and sunglasses on, but the velociraptor has the face of Das_Uberman and Freddy has my face.
Granted, But the MS Paint file gets corrupted by a corruptor coming from Terraria's Game files.
I wish I had the upcoming ZombiU game for Wii including a free WiiU Gamepad.
Quote from: Rambo on 20-06-2012
Granted, But the MS Paint file gets corrupted by a corruptor coming from Terraria's Game files.
I wish I had the upcoming ZombiU game for Wii including a free WiiU Gamepad.
Granted. You get the game but all the WiiU gamepads in the world don't work so you cannot play it
I want Aliens Colonial Marines to actualy come out with out another delay -.-
Granted, but it's so full of bugs it crashes every 2 minutes.
I wish I was a super powerful earth bender.
Quote from: Madcombat on 22-05-2012
Quote from: Ket on 22-05-2012
Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.
I wish for a Fleshlight
Granted, it go boom.
May I take your time and ask how can a Fleshlight go boom, note that I said Felshlight not flashlight.
I am very curious about your tremendous decision, do reply good sir.
Quote from: Ket on 20-07-2012
Quote from: Madcombat on 22-05-2012
Quote from: Ket on 22-05-2012
Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.
I wish for a Fleshlight
Granted, it go boom.
May I take your time and ask how can a Fleshlight go boom, note that I said Felshlight not flashlight.
I am very curious about your tremendous decision, do reply good sir.
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Granted, but you get AIDS and die.
I wish for a pancake that is perfectly edible and in my reach.
Granted, the pancake appear 10 meters away from you, and they are edible, and they are in your reach - your arms get 10 meters long so the pancakes are in your reach : ( ).
I wish for Monster Energy Drink.
Granted but monster energy drinks taste like shit so fek yeh!
I wish for viagra.
Granted. But there are no girls on the side of the planet that you are on and you have no hands.
Quote from: Braydent30 on 23-07-2012
Granted. But there are no girls on the side of the planet that you are on and you have no hands.
Get out of here or learn to play this game.
Also, what if he has a foot fetish?
I wish that people would learn to play the wish granter game.
Learning means caring. No thanks.
Quote from: Lucky Piig on 23-07-2012
Granted but monster energy drinks taste like shit so fek yeh!
I wish for viagra.
Granted.
It never wears off.
I wish for this thread to end.
Granted, but someone starts a new one.
I wish for puppies
Granted, but they're rabid and bite.
I wish for a new thread.
Quote from: Braydent30 on 23-07-2012
Granted, but they're rabid and bite.
Reported you assfuck, this game is here for years and you as some retarded newfag have no rights to derail it or to ruin it.
Quote from: Lucky Piig on 23-07-2012
Granted, but someone starts a new one.
I wish for puppies
Granted, but you get heart-attack from their cuteness as you see them.
I wish for a new Mass Effect game.
Coming from the guy that can't be funny if his life depended on it even though he used to be funny. Nice troll.
Edit: Granted, but it's cracked in 2.
I wish for a new thread.
Quote from: Braydent30 on 23-07-2012
Coming from the guy that can't be funny if his life depended on it even though he used to be funny. Nice troll.
Edit: Granted, but it's cracked in 2.
I wish for a new thread.
Wonder how can you tell that I /used/ to be funny when you are here for the first day, or maybe week?I can't tell.
Granted, a new thread appears, but it is locked and nobody can post in it.
I wish to be a wizard.
Granted, but you can only cast blood magic and you must cut your wrist to provide the blood.
I wish for a pony because my original wish was fucking stupid and would break the game
Granted. It fucks you in the ass and you die of renal failure.
I wish for a new pair of socks.
Granted, but they have spikes where your toes go.
I wish ThY would fuck off and not edit my post.
Granted, you get permamently banned. And you will never see him again!
I wish the world would change to Steampunk version.
Quote from: knife_cz on 23-07-2012
Granted, you get permamently banned. And you will never see him again!
I wish the world would change to Steampunk version.
Granted. The world is now steampunk. Unfortunately you're transported to another world which is a modernized version of everything.
Seeing as there is no wish above...
I wish this thread would get to 10000 post count.
Quote from: D33tly on 23-07-2012
Seeing as there is no wish above...
I wish this thread would get to 10000 post count.
Granted. But the thread goes missing soon afterwards.
I wish for a computer that can play ArmA3
Granted. You overclock it and then the graphic card melts.
I wish to see how many pages would disappear if every "I wish for a wish" wish of dark angel would get removed.
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-07-2012
I wish to see how many pages would disappear if every "I wish for a wish" wish of dark angel would get removed.
granted but you get pbanned for conspiring
why do people still do this
its. been. 4. years
Quote from: Jake on 24-07-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-07-2012
I wish to see how many pages would disappear if every "I wish for a wish" wish of dark angel would get removed.
granted but you get pbanned for conspiring
why do people still do this
its. been. 4. years
Hmm. Last I checked all the people in HGN didn't join 4 years ago.
Resume.
I wish I never posted in the GVC at 2 AM in the morning all those times.
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 24-07-2012
Resume.
I wish I never posted in the GVC at 2 AM in the morning all those times.
Granted. You're still not funny.
I wish knife_cz was funny.
Granted. You become jealous.
I wish to wish wish that GSC would be remade.
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-07-2012
Granted. You become jealous.
I wish to wish wish that GSC would be remade.
Granted but the newfags (such as myself) are scared by things they don't understand and get it shut down again.
I wish for the knowledge of what GSC stands for.
Granted. After finding out you marry a woman, breed a child then get brutally murdered by half bandit half bloodsucker.
I wish for a coca-cola bottle.
Granted, you recive a empty Coca-Cola bottle. But without any cap to close it.( :O ¨!)
I wish for more friendship.
Quote from: knife_cz on 25-07-2012
Granted, you recive a empty Coca-Cola bottle. But without any cap to close it.( :O ¨!)
I wish for more friendship.
Granted. We are now freinds.
I wish I wasn't knife_cz's freind.
Granted. Now knife won't leave you alone about it.
I wish for a golden xbox.
Quote from: Braydent30 on 25-07-2012
Granted. Now knife won't leave you alone about it.
I wish for a golden xbox.
Granted.
It doesn't work because it's made of gold and microchips don't work that way.
I wish I could travel through time, at will.
Don't need it to work. Just need it to sell it. ;)
Quote from: Ragolution on 25-07-2012
Quote from: Braydent30 on 25-07-2012
Granted. Now knife won't leave you alone about it.
I wish for a golden xbox.
Granted.
It doesn't work because it's made of gold and microchips don't work that way.
I wish I could travel through time, at will.
Granted, you travel back in time to before you had the time traveling power.
I wish HGN's servers would get active again.
Granted, a new server is created:
DarkRP - xXx MW ARP xXx - l33tMTG420noscopeXXX24/7
It constantly has 64/64 slots full and no one who uses the HGN forum can stay successfully connected for more than four minutes.
The forums are suddenly filled with people complaining about the server always being full and the occasional person posting positive feedback about the server and saying how fun it is. The complaining people complain more often than Caphori people ask about the password and their threads are little more than "WTF YOUR SERVER IS TRASH I CAN'T LOG ON THE SLOTS ARE FULL UPGRADE YOUR SERVER YOU FAGGOTS" Every time Silver tries to add more slots to the server, something goes wrong with the hosting company and he is forced to find a new host. The new host always offers the same rate for the same amount of slots.
I wish for a box of turtles.
Granted. They're all dead, though.
I wish for a perfect DarkRP server with 50 screaming idiot kids who I could troll and rdm all day without getting punished.
Granted, it randomly crashes.
I wish I could give a damn about most things I don't give a damn about.
Granted, you give so many damns about things that your brains can't handle it and they stop functioning.
I wish for better cereal.
Quote from: Gonztah on 26-07-2012
Granted, you give so many damns about things that your brains can't handle it and they stop functioning.
I wish for better cereal.
Granted. It is the best cereal ever created, but if you eat it without milk, it'll cut holes in your esophagus.
Unfortunately for you, Cows just went extinct.
I wish the world was made of pudding.
Granted, however as pudding isn't stable - it sucks everything inside. Houses, people, trees, grass simply everything. Due to lose of weight it flies right into sun and melts.
I wish to have microphone.
Granted but no one understands you because all it does is crack whenever you speak.
I wish that the K-ON! team or someone else would dub season 2 so I didn't need to read the damn subtitles.
Granted but you lose your hearing and have to use the subtitles anyway
I wish for more love in the world!
Granted, everyone turns gay.
I wish for my social life back.
Granted, but you throw it aside for DayZ.
I wish for a SPESS MEHREN!
Granted, it is a Space Wolf and it turns into a wolf and eats you!
I wish for even MORE love in the world
Granted. Swedish people everywhere.
I wish I would not be immortal.
I wish caaso was here.
Quote from: knife_cz on 15-02-2013
I wish caaso was here.
Granted, caaso is at your side. Dead.
I wish to keep my ponifuck avatar
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 15-02-2013
I wish to keep my ponifuck avatar
Granted.
but it glitches into a picture of Ron Jeremy's privates.
I wish for my wish to be the last corrupted wish.
Granted, the new wishes are much more corrupted.
I wish to see Dark Angel in our new admin ranks.
Quote from: Knife_cz on 24-08-2014
Granted, the new wishes are much more corrupted.
I wish to see Dark Angel in our new admin ranks.
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Granted. The fact that I've granted it in pure form is the essence of corruption and evil itself.
I wish people actually noticed that SRP is up and playable.
They do, however Nitro & Spades quickly return and get made Server Managers.
I wish i was straight.
Granted but you can never have sex again.
I wish that the next version of OGSE would release.
Granted. It was shit.
I wish to suck a big hairy cock
Granted, TnB grows larger and larger, however a few are unsatisfied with the admins and quality of roleplay, they soon separate and make their own community. The community is called Hyper Gayming Network. It dies in a few years but the forums stay on for unknown reasons. It later releases some servers such as Terraria and Minecraft, unfornately they too die later. The community attempts to restart their original server, srp, but max people it gets is 4, with an event happening. The fate afterwards is unknown.
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.
Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.
Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.
I wish exile would disappear.
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
I wish exile would disappear.
Granted, he reappears in a second.
I wish that I could have a pantry stocked with edibles.
Quote from: James Almasy on 15-10-2014
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
I wish exile would disappear.
Granted, he reappears in a second.
I wish that I could have a pantry stocked with edibles.
Granted, but its all insects.
I wish i won the lottery....
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.
Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.
>she
Quote from: Knife_cz on 15-10-2014
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.
Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.
>she
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Quote from: Knife_cz on 15-10-2014
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.
Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.
>she
What a twist
I wish, I could fly.
Quote from: anistonjennifer on 08-06-2016
I wish, I could fly.
granted, you get a free scholarship to flight school but after you graduate your license is confiscated for national security measures.
I wish I'd stop being so lazy.
You now strive to get things done, but your arms are permanently paralysed.
I wish Darkshinyprincess was here
Quote from: Blake.H on 10-07-2016
You now strive to get things done, but your arms are permanently paralysed.
I wish Darkshinyprincess was here
Granted. Darkshinyprincess is now anistonjennifer, and your PMs become clogged with "sensually erotic roleplay sessions" that are so cringeworthy you become a luddite, swearing off technology for good.
I wish Candlejack
Quote from: James Almasy on 08-08-2016
I wish Candlejack
Granted, you get Candlejack but your sentences are alwa