The corrupt a wish game!

[Silence)]

Granted but it is full of stalkers and booby traps.You die of starvation a week after this .


I wish everyone thought i waz cool

[Mikhail]

Granted, but then someone gets jealous and murders you, then gets all necrophilia on you.

I wish people would stop trying to phish over steam friends. Seriously no one is stupid enough to fall for those.

[Silence)]

Granted.It all stops and they start on trolling.



I wish Mikhail won't Grant this Wish(AKA someone else grants it)

[Ace of Hearts]

Granted, but Mikhail will grant your next wish.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. And, AND, I don't want any Zombie Turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other wierd surprises. You got it?

(Brownie points for whoever knows where that's from :V)

[Silence)]

Granted you eat one become addicted.And you slowly become very very fat.





I wish fer :3 Lolz all over the place

[Mikhail]

Granted, but then you have to clean up all that lol juice afterwords, and it's all sticky and warm.

I wish I wasn't such a fat nerd.

[Celtic]

Granted, but then you have to clean up all that lol juice afterwords, and it's all sticky and warm.

I wish I wasn't such a fat nerd.

Not to be rude but that wish isn't even worth granting.

[Duranblackraven]

GRANTED! However since you're now hot and non-nerdy, you become a douchbag and everyone ends up hateing you.


I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, in your dream you wished you were a fish, and it was so. When you woke up, it was not.
I wish I was David Hasselhoff.

[Mikhail]

Granted, but then everyone makes fun of you on the upcoming roast on comedy central which drives you into another bout of depression which leads to heavy drinking and in one of your drunken stupors you realize how much your life sucks and you hang yourself from your ceiling fan.

I wish I could hold all these limes.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but they all burst in flames.

I wish I had an actual Sunrise Suit (Stalker Suit).

[22ndSASDEFCON]

Granted, but the suit is so epic that you blink out of existence

I wish that i can download the Sector 42 map  >:(

[Silence)]

Granted but it takes so long that it finishes downloading one minute before you die.

I wish....i had......A.....I.....PIZA

[22ndSASDEFCON]

Granted, but it gets stuck in transit for so long that your teeth fall out from old age that you cant eat it.

I wish i could do anything in the world without anything remotely bad happening to me.

[Mikhail]

granted, but then the moon explodes.

i wish i didn't wake up with a boner every morning

[Ace of Hearts]

Granted, but you are now a woman.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

[Mikhail]

granted, but you are lactose intolerant and start projectile diarrheaing.

I wish I wasn't a woman.

[22ndSASDEFCON]

Granted, you are now a Hermaphrodite :-\

I wish I can meet Harold Saxon

[Silence)]

Granted but you turn out to hate him and strangle each other to death.

I wish...HGN BG will come back to life.

[Turkey]

It does, But only last ten seconds then re-dies.

I wish SRP STALKERS acted like STALKERs

[lolKieck]

Granted, they ask for jobs when you get on. (THEY DO RITE)

I wish Black Star would stop posting gay porn on GVC. Which makes people vomit.

[Dragon]

Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC

I wish for this wish to come true.

[KillSlim]

Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC

I wish for this wish to come true.

But you didn't wish any request to life.

I wish my Urine tasted like chocolate.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but instead he starts posting it outside of the GVC

I wish for this wish to come true.

Granted, chocolate tastes like urine now.

But you didn't wish any request to life.

I wish my Urine tasted like chocolate.

[Dragon]

Granted, you ge-
Oh wait, you get nothing, there wasn't a wish was there?

I wish for this thread to disappear .