The corrupt a wish game!

[Yorty]

Granted, but you suck at rhyming.

I wish for this wish to by properly rhymed by the next poster.

[OrangeReal]

Well too bad, the rhyming still sucked.

I wish that when ever I upgrade to Windows 64 Bit, I don't have to reinstall everything

[Isolater]

Granted but you now have a MAC...

I wish for a talking fish..

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but the fish won't shut up.

I wish for the Nile!

[OrangeReal]

Wish Disgranted, reason, we don't know what kind of Nile your talking about.

I wish I had a Sunrise Stalker Suit :D

[Nerosis]

Wish Granted, but Traders ran out of suits.

I wish i had a mcdonalds infront of me

[Knife_cz]

Wish granted,but you cant enter it because its only a picture sticked on a wall.

I wish for a rainbow ponny.

[Nerosis]

Wish granted, but the colours washed off.

I wish i was mario :D

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but you fall in a sewer and drown in human excrement. Princess Peach dies in captivity.

I wish the the New York Yankees didn't exist.

[lolKieck]

Granted, there are now New York Yanks.

I wish that somebody would actually twist that wish in a funny way.

[Nova]

Granted, but it's not funny.

I wish for cake.

[Smirnoff]

Granted, but the cake is sadly a lie.

I wish people would stop giving me hate for enjoying anime.

[OrangeReal]

Not Granted....You anime faggot. (Just kidding)

I wish for a real Exoskeleton Suit.

[Frostee]

Granted, but it crumbles on top of you

I wish Rebel would stop beating me D;

[darkzerxx]

Granted. He rapes you.

I wish i could die in a furry orgy with hot chicks!

[Frostee]

Granted, They are all shemales.

I wish for Rebel to not rape me

[Rebel6609]

Granted, I beat you.

I wish for a better computer...

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but your computer was so good, that it exploded, because it was that good.
I wish I could finish this wish.

[mxh24]

Granted, but I continue it

I wish for my pet wall to come back and put a glass of iced tea on my face.

[lolKieck]

Granted, he spills it onto you and you freeze to death.

I wish to wish that cats would see me as their god.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o

I wish for ze German accent.

[Smirnoff]

Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o

I wish for ze German accent.

Granted, but you're now a nazi.
I wish I was god.

[mxh24]

Granted,you turn into giantic cat furry O_o

I wish for ze German accent.

Granted, but you're now a nazi.
I wish I was god.

Granted, but your godmode was off and you died.

I wish for a pet ghoul.

[lolKieck]

Granted, he eats you.

I wish that FrozenFire would leave GVC.

[Nova]

Granted, but instead FrozenIce joins...

I'd wish for wish so that I could wish for a wish