The corrupt a wish game!

Started by ISPYUDIE, 18-07-2009

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nKe

Granted. They're all dead, though.
I wish for a perfect DarkRP server with 50 screaming idiot kids who I could troll and rdm all day without getting punished.

Kelse

Granted, it randomly crashes.

I wish I could give a damn about most things I don't give a damn about.


the permaban queen.

Gonztah

Granted, you give so many damns about things that your brains can't handle it and they stop functioning.

I wish for better cereal.

Ragolution

Quote from: Gonztah on 26-07-2012
Granted, you give so many damns about things that your brains can't handle it and they stop functioning.

I wish for better cereal.

Granted. It is the best cereal ever created, but if you eat it without milk, it'll cut holes in your esophagus.

Unfortunately for you, Cows just went extinct.


I wish the world was made of pudding.

Knife_cz

Granted, however as pudding isn't stable - it sucks everything inside. Houses, people, trees, grass simply everything. Due to lose of weight it flies right into sun and melts.

I wish to have microphone.


Kelse

Granted but no one understands you because all it does is crack whenever you speak.

I wish that the K-ON! team or someone else would dub season 2 so I didn't need to read the damn subtitles.


the permaban queen.

Lucky Pig

Granted but you lose your hearing and have to use the subtitles anyway

I wish for more love in the world!

Ket

Granted, everyone turns gay.


I wish for my social life back.
(°╭ ◡ ╮°)

Gonztah

Granted, but you throw it aside for DayZ.


I wish for a SPESS MEHREN!

Lucky Pig

Granted, it is a Space Wolf and it turns into a wolf and eats you!


I wish for even MORE love in the world

nKe

Granted. Swedish people everywhere.

I wish I would not be immortal.


Knife_cz

I wish caaso was here.


Bl★ck Star

Quote from: knife_cz on 15-02-2013
I wish caaso was here.

Granted, caaso is at your side. Dead.

I wish to keep my ponifuck avatar


Syndraell

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 15-02-2013
I wish to keep my ponifuck avatar

Granted.

but it glitches into a picture of Ron Jeremy's privates.

I wish for my wish to be the last corrupted wish.

I'm just waiting to mess up your day. Honest.

Knife_cz

#1764
Granted, the new wishes are much more corrupted.

I wish to see Dark Angel in our new admin ranks.


jaik

Quote from: Knife_cz on 24-08-2014
Granted, the new wishes are much more corrupted.

I wish to see Dark Angel in our new admin ranks.



Granted. The fact that I've granted it in pure form is the essence of corruption and evil itself.

I wish people actually noticed that SRP is up and playable.

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Blake.H

They do, however Nitro & Spades quickly return and get made Server Managers.

I wish i was straight.

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Zen

Granted but you can never have sex again.

I wish that the next version of OGSE would release.

Ragolution

#1768
Granted. It was shit.

I wish to suck a big hairy cock

Knife_cz

Granted, TnB grows larger and larger, however a few are unsatisfied with the admins and quality of roleplay, they soon separate and make their own community. The community is called Hyper Gayming Network. It dies in a few years but the forums stay on for unknown reasons. It later releases some servers such as Terraria and Minecraft, unfornately they too die later. The community attempts to restart their original server, srp, but max people it gets is 4, with an event happening. The fate afterwards is unknown.

I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.


jaik

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Blake.H

Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.

Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.

I wish exile would disappear.

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Syndraell

Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
I wish exile would disappear.

Granted, he reappears in a second.

I wish that I could have a pantry stocked with edibles.

I'm just waiting to mess up your day. Honest.

Blake.H

Quote from: James Almasy on 15-10-2014
Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
I wish exile would disappear.

Granted, he reappears in a second.

I wish that I could have a pantry stocked with edibles.

Granted, but its all insects.

I wish i won the lottery....

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Knife_cz

Quote from: Blake.H on 14-10-2014
Quote from: Knife_cz on 14-10-2014
I wish to find source on the porn that I've seen a few months back.

Granted, but you find new vids which shows shes a trap.

>she