The corrupt a wish game!

[Dmillson]

Granted, but everyone broke their necks
I wish I had Diablo III...

[Knife_cz]

Granted, however your PC and notebooks suddendly form a small black hole which sucks them inside.And you do not have anything to play Diablo III on.

I wish I was multimilionare

[D33tly]

Granted, however your PC and notebooks suddendly form a small black hole which sucks them inside.And you do not have anything to play Diablo III on.

I wish I was multimilionare

Granted, but you got your money from selling drugs and the police catch you and put you in jail for life.... Big Jim's cell.

I wish HGN got a high population of good roleplayers to join.

[Knife_cz]

Granted, but as you live in 2012, a good roleplayer is considered a person who can type big letter at the beginning and dot at the end of sentense./you can imagine the rest/

I wish for more ponies.

[JRParadox]

Granted, but these ponies are in fact wild and rampant and leap out of your ranch going on a murdering spree through the streets.


I wish for a pinball machine

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, but the pinball machine turns out to be full of smuggled cannabis and you are immediately seized by the police for possession of illicit substances. Wait this sounds familiar.

I wish for Star Wars RP!

[Mr. Pink]

Granted but it takes place on Alderaan, right at the time the Deathstar is coming around.


I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted but it takes place on Alderaan, right at the time the Deathstar is coming around.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Madcombat]

Granted, but you dont get it and it just melts after being sighted.

I wish for... Pills.

[Ket]

>Processing... ... ...>Wish Granted>Laxative


I wish for a name change.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted. I'll have ThY turn your name to Crusader. :)

I wish these wishes wouldn't corrupt and we actually got what we meant.

[nKe]

Granted. Sadly it takes 200 years for wish to come true. And the person who made the wish is needed to be alive.

I wish to have more wishes.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted. Sadly it takes 200 years for wish to come true. And the person who made the wish is needed to be alive.

I wish to have more wishes.

Granted, but do to the laws of wishes in this thread, they will all become corrupt.

I wish for a new game that is acctually fun and intresting.

[nKe]

Granted. Game is 5 minutes long cutscene where you need to smash "Space" to do different kind of things, game also has american soldiers saving the world.

I wish i could get rid of this wish.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, it becomes something worse.

I wish Exile would share his donation money with his admins. :3 Because we damn well should get paid! (I'm kidding of course... chill Exile.)

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but you are now paid 5 pesos a week.

I wish Star Wars was real.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, Vader chokes you for your incompetence.

I wish I could stop replying to this thread for a while.

[SGT-Spartans]

Granted, you've reached your post limit.

I wish I could get bitches like John Marston.

[meetdadoom]

Granted, a pack of wild, rabid, female dogs attack you.


I wish I could become a donkey.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, you are now the biggest Jackass in the GVC.


I wish for Ddossing to be an easily tracable, federal crime punished by death.

[Madcombat]

Granted, but you got punished for it because someone did the crime at your home.

I wish for...             
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...
...
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Pills

[Dark Angel]

Granted! Bill's here!!!

I wish for a wish.

[Kelse]

Granted, you receive a wish but cannot wish that wish because it is a corrupt wish

I wish I wish upon a star

[Paintcheck]

The star supernovas and kills everyone on Earth.

I wish timezones didn't exist so I could RP with people easier.

[meetdadoom]

The star supernovas and kills everyone on Earth.

I wish timezones didn't exist so I could RP with people easier.

Granted but, the brazilians and the chinese begin to flood your rp servers and forcing HGN to become tri-langue community.


I wish for a pet ostrich that is tamed.