The corrupt a wish game!

[RayDark]

Not granted.

I wish for


Disgusting worms topped with pigs blood.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but because you didn't grant my wish you bork the game and the laws of physics, your horrid meal floats away.

I wish for the laws of physics to be restored.

[RayDark]

I punch you, Yet grant your wish.

You die.


I wish, you'd eat my floating meal.

[ISPYUDIE]

Not granted. I'm dead. Thus the laws of physics break once more and your meal stops existing.

I wish to go back in time before any of these posts

[RayDark]

Granted but theres a problem and you go to the corrupt world of the Toribash Forum's Board 'Wibbles'

And die a spamful death.

WISH I DO COWS FOR!

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted but one falls and kills you.


I wish my dog could give MY Enemy's cancer

[Zero]

Granted, your mom gets Cancer

I wish I had power then I can ever imagine.

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted but a group of rebels snipes you.

I wish i had an endless jar of cookies

[Dragon]

Granted, but the jar breaks and there are only 2 cookies.

I wish I had a pet fog worm.

"lolprimeval",
Don't ask why, I think they would make a good pet if tamed.
And kept in a freezer.

Oh shi-, I see whats coming.
                                                  ^
Lol secret text is insert there. _|

[Assassinator]

Granted but it dies as soon as you see it.

I wish for a pet murloc.

[Tea]

Lol cocks
                                 

[Radek]

Granted But it get's mad and eats you.
I wish Diablo 3 would come out nowz!

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but it's unfinished and is a glitchfest

I wish I didn't have to go to school/work (Haha, I thought about that!)

[Dragon]

Granted, but you must sit at home forever until you die.


I wish I..
Hmm, let me think of a Non-said one.
Aha, got one.

I wish I was a dragon. Tag me and I will kill you D:
That was...
INVUNER-
Oh no Strelok made the same mistake when I played SOC.
Meh, I wish I was A dragon,

[Zero]

Granted, you are a VERY VERY VERY small dragon that can't fly or breath fire and can be easily stepped on by a nearby cat.

I wish I had double the postcount I had now.

[Nevrox]

Granted but you are hated by all, can't breath fire, and can't fly.

I wish I could travel freely through time!

[PimpMasterJ]

Wtf you broke the chain


Granted but you travel to fast.

I wish I didn't want to kill someone right now.

[Nevrox]

(sorry, computer = slower and when i was typing it in, zero hadn't posted yet  lol)

[Radek]

Granted, Someone else kills you first

I wish i ad a doomfort..

[Zero]

Granted but the admin bans you and removes it because it lags the server.

I wish I had (Again) double my postcount

[RayDark]

Granted, But they spawn inside your cawck.

I wish for wishes.

[klp4]

Granted but someone else will decide what you will wish for.

I wish that it would be summer again!

[Radek]

Granted but you die in a heatwave.

I wish I would get to decide Raydark's wishes.

[S.W.A.T.[RUS]]

i with i was Jaky Chan :D

[Ari]

You turn out to be all droopy and shit.

I wish I had the ability to spawn anything at any time.