The corrupt a wish game!

[Zarrick]

Granted, but you spend all your money on a phone that breaks an hour after you get it.

I wish for the Zone to Dissa- Wait thats been done.


I wish for a glass of the most expensive wine in the world.

[Zero]

Granted its Piss (We all knew it was that right?)

I wish for school to be over already.

[Wazer Wifle]

Granted but you stay dumb and live in a dumpster for the rest of your life and you can't get a job.

I wish that I had godmode in real life.

[nofearkid]

Granted.
I wish you didn't.

[Assassinator]

Granted but now you get it. (Ololol)

I wish we had a Murloc RP.

[Zarrick]

Granted, but the player models fail hard and the Rp is filled by WoW Dorks :F (Not a bad thing, but my friend is one and it somtimes gets annoying >.>)

I wish for the world to be flat

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but you fall off the edge when you go on a cruise.

I wish I had pants the made me run faster.

[Zarrick]

Granted but you smash into a wall at your Blinding speeds, lack the money for Plastic surgery for your face and become an Ugly Circus attraction in a Spooky ride :F

I wish that the word wish never existed

[Dark Angel]

Granted but someone wishes you not to wish it.


I wish to wish the wish that wish the wished.

[Wazer Wifle]

Granted but then you are forced to take a10 month grammar lesson 5 hours a day.

I wish that I had a M134 Dillion minigun with 30000 +P APIT rounds mounted on an Apache helicopter to shoot Kahn with.

[Phantom]

Granted but the helicopter explodes with you in it and you die.

I wish I had a crowbar.

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but your still not Gordon freeman.

I wish I was Gman

[Lt.Friberg]

Wish Granted but you get raped by Vortigunts and end up in a advisor's ass.

I wish that I could fly!

[Ravanger]

Wish granted but you fly so fast you go into space then a space ship rams you in the ass spliting you in two. Your body floats in space forever.

I wish I was a Ravanger

[Lt.Friberg]

Granted but you Ravange yourself and die.

I wish I could kick Adolf Hitler in the ass.

[Valhalla]

Wish granted but your foot gets stuck inside Hitlers ass and a bomb drops on both of you.

I wish i was a Zombie

[Zawmbee]

Granted, but you get s'ploded by a T-rex flying a fighter jet. :]

I wish this topic never dies.

[rawrboom]

granted but it it gains so many pages it crashes the website.

I wish I was MMA

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but I don't really understand so I turn you into a giant MMA sign instead.

I wish bananas could fly....

[RayDark]

Granted, But only for 2 seconds.

I wish I could wish for wishes.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but they all can only be wishes about invalid stuff, thus becoming invalid wishes.

I wish for super-post count!

[RayDark]

Granted, but the next day an admin bans you.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but you didn't post a wish so hah!

I wish for £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[RayDark]

Granted, But a sneaky decimal separator gets in after the first 9

I wish for...

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, you die.

I wish for epic wishes I can haz.