The corrupt a wish game!

[Nevrox]

Granted but you spawn a black hole in Zero's cawck and humanity is wiped out. Good job..

I wish I didn't have to do this damn Business Plan for economics class.

[Ari]

You don't take the class but alas! A cock grows on your forehead!

I wish I had no restrictions on sleep.

[Radek]

Gratned, You fall asleep and never wake up again.

I wish the new stargate show would come out..

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, But all the characters get AIDS and die and no new episodes come out.


I wish Silver would give me admin on the  STALKER RP server...

[Radek]

Granted but you Fail so hard that He bans you Only Secounds after you get it.

I wish The Fucking Kuro Server would die a slow and painful death.

[Nevrox]

Granted but you also die a very slow and very painful death...

I wish I had some pie...

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, But it contains flesh eating Beatles and you die a slow,bloody, and painful death.

I wish i could kiss Kahn

[Radek]

Granted But he rips out your brain and sells it on Ebay.
I wish My deagle would stop dissapearing.

[keyfoot]

granted, from now on its stuck up your ass.
I wish my wishes were uncorruptable.

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, But your computer can't handle it and it explodes burning your house down.

I wish i could have a 7 minute orgasm.

[keyfoot]

granted, but you can never have one after that.
I wish for a chocolate bar

[Radek]

Granted but it's filled with Spiders that Lays eggs in your Throat and Brain.

I wish I knew what music i want to listen to now..

[keyfoot]

granted, the devils music, the second you hear it you die!
I wish for eternal awesomeness :D

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it's fake

I want to want!

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, But your head erases itself to process the request.

I wish i could fuck Alyx.

[klp4]

Granted, but you fall asleep during.

I wish that the person after me will wish that it should be summer now!

[keyfoot]

granted, its only summer for one second, for the wish being granted, you get your identity stolen.

I wish i was green skinned :D

[Zero]

Granted your blue skinned

I wish for some books that is actually a mind controlling videogame.

[keyfoot]

granted, the books turn on you and make you have a IQ of -9001

I wish for a popsicle stick

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, but it makes you look very gay and you end up getting Analy harassed. With a broomstick.

I wish.. I wish i could get a girlfriend.

[klp4]

Granted but it turns out that she's a zombie.


I wish that I could fly

[Radek]

Granted, but you turn in to a a very small bid only to get eaten by a larger bird the instant you start flying.

I wish The new Halo game would come out.

[keyfoot]

granted, you throw away 60$ on buying it, only for it to suck ass and only play it a hour.

I wish halo games would disappear

[Charlie]

granted, but someone will create new ones soon.

i wish i could eat pizza everyday( XD )

[klp4]

Granted, but after 330.546.797 Pizzas, you become one yourself and someone else eats you.

I wish that CoD MW2 would come out.