The corrupt a wish game!

[Dark Angel]

Granted but you kill all the people who were your friends.

I don't want to live forever.

[deluxulous]

Granted, but you die now from a sudden heart attack.

I wish my headphones were repaired and sent back to me for free, arriving in a day, and not get stolen, the truck/plane blown up, or the cake a lie.

[Zero]

Granted your Headphones were repaired and sent back free, but they fell down a abyss two minutes later.

I wish school didn't start in two days.

[Assassinator]

Granted, it starts in one day.

[itsjustguy]

I wish i wished nothing.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but later you wished something.


I wish i would have unlimited amout of snuff.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but you die of overload ololol

I wish hl2 ep3 will come out, and we will finally find out who gman is.

[Assassinator]

Granted, but Ep3 comes out with five minutes of gameplay and you only get a bigger twist on the identity of Gman.

I wish for another epic Murloc song.

[Snowblind]

Granted, but you mysteriously lose your hearing so you can never enjoy it.

I wish for 3 more posts.

[itsjustguy]

Granted, but then all your posts disappear and you have zero posts and get banned by murlocs.

I wish i was banned. (Thought that.)

[Assassinator]

Granted, you're banned from living on Earth and have to go live on the Moon.

[itsjustguy]

I wish i could kill all murlocs.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but you fail as you are banned.


I want to want to want.

[Ravanger]

You want to want but you begin to need stuff. Then die of overdose from painpills.


I wish I had lasers that could shoot out of my nipples.

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but your nipples burn off.


I wish alyx was ugly.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granted, But she?s so Ugly that the World just Asplodes

I wish Ganendor stop trys raping me :/

[Zarrick]

Wish granted, But instead Two Bloodsuckers try and rape you

I wish I was a spoon

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but someone with AIDS licks you.


I wish The world didn't asplode because of Alyx's ugliness.

[Assassinator]

Granted, but it explodes 'cause of Murlocs.

I wish I had an epic sig.

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but everyone who looks at it goes blind because of its epic proportions.

I wish that I could jump off any building and survive.

[Assassinator]

Granted, you break your neck and live your life paralyzed, living connected to a machine.

I wish that my signature didn't blind people.

[PimpMasterJ]

Granted, but the signature turns back into a normal one.

I wish I had a gold star..

[Zarrick]

The gold star has sharp edges and cuts your fingers off

I wish I could never run out of ammo

[Wazer Wifle]

Granted but the ammo are blanks.

I wish my next wish wasn't corrupted.

[Radek]

Granted... But Well... You wasted your Wish.
I wish I knew what phone i wanted..