The corrupt a wish game!

[lolKieck]

Granted, you know that you are a gay pedo.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[commanthe2]

Granted, Your wish is now un not corrupted.

I wish my gaming computer would work.

[lolKieck]

Granted, it breaks after 2 minutes.

I wish that I'd die less often in KillZone 2 (more rounds without one death, baby !)

[Blake.H]

Granted, but when you do actually die in game, you also die.

I wish i wasnt gay.

[lolKieck]

Granted, your bi.
I'd like that more people would actually stop listening and kill Justin Bieber.

[Blake.H]

Granted but you become the new Justin Bieber.

I wish that all niggers would be killed.

[commanthe2]

Granted, But you were killed for living in the ghetto.

I wish the zone would disappear.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, but you also go blind and are later killed by Monolith.

I wish that the Corrupt Wish Game would end.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you are shown the door and kicked out.

I wish that I'd be less awesome. So I can at last socialize.

[commanthe2]

Granted, You are now turned into the lesser awesome smiley.

I wish I was good at paint.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granted, You can only draw some creepy fat man


I wish I could saw off my hand with my ventilator

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, but you saw off your penis at the same time.

I wish that Silver Knight would stop cheating on me.

[commanthe2]

Granted, You both break up.

I wish I would never lose the game.

[Predu]

Granted, but you never manage to finish it.

I wish to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and not run out of gum.

[KingArthur]

Granted, and since you kicked ass so much they made a game out of you that will never be released.

I wish I didn't post here.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you don't post here. You shout here.

I wish that I wouldn't be so cool so I would socialize a bit.

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted. You lose your virginity to a fat woman in the process.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[lolKieck]

Granted, it's getting corrupted.

I wish that I wouldn't be so nice to ignore the last corruption.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, A Wild Mudkip appears and Rapes you

I wish for  Szenti To be living in my Town

[Predu]

Granted, but he would stand watching behind your bedroom window every night watching you.

I wish for a HGN Obsidian Conflict server.

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, but it has one slot.

I wish that Predu wished it was specifically more then one slot.

[lolKieck]

Granted, it's two slots, and he plays with me.

I wish that my duck pet would be cool.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, Sahid Cat ate it after it was Cool


I wish for Nothing, because my Life is Perfect.

[lolKieck]

Granted, your Life Sucks now.

I wish that Shahid Cat would be more dangerous.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, It now wears Atomic Dildos instead of Bombs.

I Wish for... I don't really quite know what for cause Iam out of Ideas.