The corrupt a wish game!

[lolKieck]

Granted, you lose your body and have only soul.

I wish for teh lulz !

[Cobra]

Granted, you lose your body and have only soul.

I wish for teh lulz !

Granted you get the lulz in the forum of epilepsy you shake violently.

I wish Locke would stop steeling the tires off of my cars.

[Predu]

Granted but now someone else will steal them.

I wish to spawn things with my mind.

[skippa]

Granted, but you only spawn locke ragdolls.

I wish I could be a mercenary

[RG4ORDR]

Granted, are the sex slave to the gays

I wish for some cookies and women in the zone

[Bl★ck Star]

Well, granted there already is, but now they turn into mutants and eat you.

I wish for everyone to jump out of they're window

[RG4ORDR]

granted we don't but you do

I want a candy bar

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, It explode in a candy-o-active shower and you die from Candy-o-ration.

I wish for a wish

[lolKieck]

You get no corruption, stop copying Dark.

I wish that Black Star would stop copying Dark Angel.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed the copies you.

I wish the colour red would be blue lol

[lolKieck]

Granted, but Wish Granter did not understand that so he killed you.

I wish... for an intelligent wish.

[Aresty]

Granted, but your get killed because the wish was too itelligent to be corrupted.


I wish to have an Atomic Bomb.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, but the atomic bomb became defective in the process of shipping it to you.

I wish I had a longer penis.

[deluxulous]

Granted, but it's so long you end up sucking your own dick all day.

I wish that I could have Red dead Redemption

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed it becames so long that it goes around the earth and in your own ass

I wish for EvE online to be free to play

[Predu]

Granted but so many newbies join that servers crash and everyone pew pews you down.

I wish to have antimatter.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, it you get a antimatter bomb and the timer is set to 1337 seconds.

I wish for another dragon for my signature

[RG4ORDR]

Granted by it raping all the other dragons with dildos

I wish for an uncorrupted wish of  Female STALKERS that have tits

[lolKieck]

Granted, some of them who had flat chests get tits, but because of the nature of stalker, they rape you to death.

I wish that the people who are joining server would know how to RP.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, sadly, they just don't want to RP.

I wish that my wish would wish upon a wish granting me a larger dick without consequences of massive wishing proportions.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, Your wish explodes cause of confusness

I wish for a accepted in C.E. instead of pending

[RG4ORDR]

Granted I don't know what CE but you are forever banned from it

I wish for a apple

[jaik]

Granted, but you get a poisoned apple and die.

I wish for a wish.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, You get a Dark Angel


I wish for Flame.

[RG4ORDR]

granted it a cold refreshing water

I want more Pizza from the gas station I need about 3.50$