The corrupt a wish game!

[Dragon]

Granted, But its an Abyss.
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I wish I didn't have to breathe at all.
(As In, I don't need to.)

[Royz]

Granted, but you were soon discovered by the government who soon abduct and disect you.

I wish that stomach pains never ended with diarrhea.

[Dragon]

Granted, but instead the what should be diarrhea comes out your mouth.


I wish I was a crowbar.

[Fluffy]

Granted, You lie there on the floor, Without an owner.

I wish for Blades of Death to kill you all. So you cannot corrupt my wish.

[keyfoot]

granted, we come back to life and corrupt it anyways

i wish for a tripod!

[Jakesrs]

Granted, but you lose as soon as you get it.

I wish that my post count wouldn't freeze on 5....
(srsly wtf anyway)

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's over X amount with Y at the end so your internet browser crashed when you see it!

I want to want!

[keyfoot]

denied

i wish to fly!

[Fluffy]

Granted, but you fly into the sun

I wish for Underwear to jam into your eyes.

[Silver Knight]

Granted but it springs back and decapitates your head.

[Dark Angel]

You become big elf! AS you made no wish!

I want to want!

[keyfoot]

Denied

i wish to wish

[OrangeReal]

Granted,but your wish was corrupted.

I wish Youtube wasn't blocked on this school computer.

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's unblocked on this computre but is blocked from the whole world!

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

Granted but, YOU GET NOTHING!

I wish that Mass Effect 2 and CoP doesn't cost so much money :(

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, but they go corrupt in the installation and then get raised back to a higher then original price.

I wish I wasn't so gorgeous.

[Dark Angel]

Granted wait no it's not!

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

Your already wanting.

I wish Dark Angel will stop wanting to want.

[lolKieck]

Granted, Wish Granter is in peace at last, and it kills her.

I wish to FIRE MAH LAZAR to stop Dark wanting.

[Dark Angel]

Unfortunatly you can do only one laser shot and you miss!

I want to want!

[Tunddruff]

Granted, When you get into the air, your arms and legs melt.

I wish I could the whole bottle.

[OrangeReal]

Denied, I dunno what you just said.

I wish Tundruff fixed him grammer error from his last wish.

[Tunddruff]

BUT I WANT TO THE WHOLE BOTTLE.

[Dark Angel]

Granted tunddruff speak only arabic now.

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

Denied, You didn't wish to want.

Granted tunddruff speak only arabic now.

I want to want!

I wish I had a cookie everytime Dark Angle wants to want.