The corrupt a wish game!

[KingArthur]

Granted, But then THY flames and 1/2 the server gets banned including you

I wish I had a stun stick

[Snurf]

Granted but you don't know how to use it so the first time you use it you fry yourself with a jolt of 500 volts.

I wish I was RP'ing with someone right now.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you RP with me... but i don't like your perverted thinking and leave.


Humanity must be destroyed (original Strelok wish)

[Snurf]

Granted, ten thousand nukes are sent on Earth. But they're all duds.

I wish there weren't four people coming to my house for dinner tomorrow.

[ThY]

There arn't.
Instead there are 3 snurf eating bears.

'Granted, But then THY flames and 1/2 the server gets banned including you'
Stfu >.< it isnt flaming :(, I prefer to call it.. controled awesomeness ;)

I wish that king author never knew me. And never will, so therefor never made that post. ;D

[Dark Angel]

Granted , now everyone knows you as the biggest mingebag in the world.


I want to join C-Consiquence.

[Snurf]

"Consiquence" OLOLOLOL TYPO

Granted but you can't join C-Consiquence since it doesn't exist.

I wish I had a pet bloodsucker.

[ThY]

Granted, But it does "things" to you when you sleep. You will never find out what

I wish i had money.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you have Belorussian Rubles.


I want to die slowly and painfuly.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but you respawn.

I wish I had a mega-happy life forever!

[klp4]

Granted but you'll live all alone on the moon forever!

I wish that I get a free wish when ever I want one.

[Sniper3124]

Granted, but his crowbar is missing

I wish for a pony :D

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but you'll live all alone on the moon forever!

Nah, that isn't a happy life thus not what I wished for. EPIC FAIL (rofl just wanted to use red again)

Granted but the pony runs off (that was easy)

I wish I was teh most epic roleplayer in all the land!

[klp4]

Granted, but you only get to rp with yourself
(and who said that you wouldn't live your happy life on the moon?)

I wish that the new map for SRP will become finished soon :)

[Akira]

Granted but it looks like this .

I wish I could shapeshift perfectly into everything without dying or dangerous stuff.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, the government decide they want to use you as a weapon and send you on epic spy missions

BUT.....

you keep getting captured by two sides and eventually one side decides to lock you up in a maximum security prison with only robots with thermal scanners.

I wish I had Cole's power from inFAMOUS (Epicness game)

[Radek]

Granted but you get cought out in the rain and die. (Self Inflicted Shock lol)

I wish I Had the Mothership Zeta Add on..

[klp4]

Granted but it has a 10 min gameplay.

I wish I had Assassin's creed 2

[Sniper3124]

Granted, but it has a huge scratch across the disk


I wish i had a 52 inch flatscreen

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but it falls off and smashes (shame you didn't asked for a INSURED 52 inch flatscreen)

[Sniper3124]

Shame you didn't wish for anything...

I wish for a Blackberry Bold

[Paintcheck]

Granted but the next generation Blackberry immediately is released and puts the Bold to shame in every way.

I wish console kiddies would stop ruining PC franchises. And that Ubisoft would stop sucking.

[Silver Knight]

I wish console kiddies would stop ruining PC franchises. And that Ubisoft would stop sucking.

Your banned from ever using a computer again, and have to use a console.... and ubisoft gets bought out by EA.

I wish STALKER CoP would be awesome !

[Sniper3124]

Wish granted, The game reviews as 101/100 and gets sold out immediately and stays that way for months.

I wish i had a cake that would not hurt me in any way shape or form.

[Snurf]

Granted. It falls into dust as you touch it.

I wish the Super Mod Pack for Soc wasn't 2.2 GBs big... takes time to download D: