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The corrupt a wish game!

Started by ISPYUDIE, 18-07-2009

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Granted but the game developers hate you so they don't want to sell it to you.

I wish I had balls of steel :3
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted, But your sperm also turns to steel and it feels like passing kidney stones.

I wish i could rape someone and get away with it.

Quote from: Wannabe Taco on 19-09-2009
Granted, But your sperm also turns to steel and it feels like passing kidney stones.

i loled,

granted, but you can only rape fat men and get away with it.


I wish i had sperm of steel :D

Granted now your going to feel pain everytime you have sex.

I wish for a realism awesome stalker mod with no crashes :3
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted, but for some reason, the script auto perma bans you everytime you join

i wish i was the worlds tallest midget

Granted, but every one else is a midget and not you.

I wish STALKER was REAL!
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted, but you will die after 5 minutes in the "new world".

I wish i could have infinite money(XD).


Granted, but it all falls on you at once and kills you.

I wish i could find a video that i could LOL to all the time no matter how much i watch it and it can't kill me in anyway shape or form. It's just funny.

Ok.. Granted, You Laugh so much that you cant breath and die form the lack of oxygen (See the Video never killed you)

I wish I had Orbital Lazers and a Doomfort...
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted but during an major invasion, it fails due to faulty construction and your laser misfires killing you in the process.

I wish I had a million bucks.


Kostya 'Spade' Lutsky - Exp. Loner - ALIVE
Nikolai 'Sparrow' Skavaski - Exp. Bandit - ALIVE
Falcon - Exp. Merc - ALIVE
Savage - Bloodsucker - ALIVE
Konrad 'Owl' Prutsky - Trader - ALIVE
William Evans - Scientist (R&D) - ALIVE

Granted, it spawns in your stomach in all pennies, abviously you explode from 100 million pennies being in your stomache

I wish I Couldnt die, couldnt be trapped, couldnt be deafened, blinded, paralized, couldnt be sent to a altrernate unerverse, and nothing but live my life normal immortal.

(couldn't resist posting again already for this one)

Granted but the world as you know it ends around you and everyone and everything you once loved and cherished is gone forever, you are all that remains (this includes all technology ceasing).

I wish I owned my own livable planet.


Kostya 'Spade' Lutsky - Exp. Loner - ALIVE
Nikolai 'Sparrow' Skavaski - Exp. Bandit - ALIVE
Falcon - Exp. Merc - ALIVE
Savage - Bloodsucker - ALIVE
Konrad 'Owl' Prutsky - Trader - ALIVE
William Evans - Scientist (R&D) - ALIVE

Granted, but it turns out that you're only having a dream.

I wish I had my own Phoenix pet.
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Granted but sence it's one fire.. It burns down your Home and kills you in the process..

I wish I had that Mjolnirr armor from Halo.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted  But its been made poorly and made out of cardboard.

I wish the world explode!
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted, your computer has magically caught on fire.

I wish that whenever i made a wish in my thoughts it would come true.

20-09-2009 #416 Last Edit: 20-09-2009 by Locke
Granted, but you think for a second about being dead, and so sadily it comes true.

I wish that I was...

Stop spamming that image - Locke

Granted? But Locke bans you permanently from everything that has to do with HGN and he Range bans you.

I wish i were invincible and that no living thing or non-living thing could kill me and should i be killed the entire world explodes ( Including all of space and beyond ) killing and destroying everything  that is.


Wish granted, You become over 800 un-loseable pounds and your dick was sliced off by a angry homeless man's trashcan lid that he threw off the empire state building trying to kill a plane. after that it was eaten by a dog and then chewed to bits.

I wish wish for the wishes to become wishes so that the wishes of others can become inverted wishes of demented peoples wishes.

Quote from: asoldier290 on 20-09-2009
Wish granted, You become over 800 un-loseable pounds and your dick was sliced off by a angry homeless man's trashcan lid that he threw off the empire state building trying to kill a plane. after that it was eaten by a dog and then chewed to bits.

I wish wish for the wishes to become wishes so that the wishes of others can become inverted wishes of demented peoples wishes.

That's all impossible....

Did you not read after i said Invincible? 

What is it wit you chain breakers.
Anyway..
Granted the Demented Peoples wish turns out to be not demented.. But Sence it's inverted nothing happens.

I wish More people would come on the server.. But not making it full.. Just enough ya know.. And that they are none noobs..
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted, but it turns out that it's just an illusion O.o

I wish that the server will live forever!
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Granted but the owner banned you.

I wish I had admin! :3
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted but you being metally unstable bans yourself permanently and then burns your house down with your entire family inside..

I wish i could shapeshift.

Granted, you shape-shift into a bucket of water then get tipped over by a fat girl named Jinx

I wish the Bloodsucker Cloak swep was fixed