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Quotes Thread !!!!!!

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[ADMIN] |HGN-STSV| Alucard: Yes they kept a boat in a warehou-
se, that they polished daily with dreams of winning the rigat-
a.
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSV| Alucard: Shit no they did not have a boat.
er

19-07-2010 #451 Last Edit: 19-07-2010 by Szenti
19 July 2010
21:48 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: http://store.steampowered.com/app/15140/ GOTY
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH MY FUCKING GOD
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: DOGZ2 IS OUT?!?!?!?
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: I THOUGHT ITS STILL NOT OUT
21:49 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Lol I dunno
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: OHMG
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: i haz catz hamserz horsez
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: rawr
21:49 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: ARE YOU PLAYING ALIEN SWORM
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: JA WOHL, KOMMANDANT
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: ICH WILL.
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: After 1 hours 10 mins.
21:50 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Jawesome
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah, Jigsawsome.
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: BTW
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Pony Friend 2 is also cool.
21:51 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: wot
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Pony Friend 2
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Its from EIDOS
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: And its another great game
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: You can clean your horse's penis.
21:51 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Torrenting
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Ja wohl, Offizer.
21:52 - |HGN| Szenti: You know, this worths a quote, so I'm going up on the forums.
21:52 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: What part
21:53 - |HGN| Szenti: The WHALE
21:53 - |HGN| Szenti: Whole*
21:53 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: O I see
21:53 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: THESE FUCKING CINNAMON THINGS ARE SO DELCIOUS GODDAMN FUCK

-

20 July 2010
01:10 - Raxx: wanna fund my gambling addiction?
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: Ja wohl, Offizer Raxx.
01:11 - Raxx: Send money on paypal
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 1. I don't have PayPal.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 2. I don't have money.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 3. I don't have a bank card.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 4. U penis.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 5. I haz ur caxi
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 6. So you pay.
01:11 - Raxx: it died tho
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti revived it.


|HGN|Zstan -Autism: DUDE
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: yes
|HGN|Zstan -Autism: Theres a gunman at my school
|HGN|Zstan -Autism: And he said he has bombs
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: does he also have lamp oil
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: and rope

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

20-07-2010 #453 Last Edit: 20-07-2010 by Goose
|HGN| Szenti: WOW
|HGN| Szenti: I JUST SO FUCKING FAILED
|HGN| Szenti: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol?
|HGN| Szenti: OHH GOD
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCKING GOD
|HGN| Goose ÿ: What
|HGN| Goose ÿ: ?
|HGN| Szenti: FUCKING SHITTY BUTTFUCKED ASSHOLE SATAN AND GOD
|HGN| Szenti: So.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: You did what now
|HGN| Szenti: You know well
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Szenti: On Chernobyle
|HGN| Szenti: DUTY had one of the corner base
|HGN| Szenti: And you remember when it got bombed nope?
|HGN| Goose ÿ: yup
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Szenti: I had my female character, Krissina.
|HGN| Szenti: Who you raped like 3 times
|HGN| Szenti: Lol
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Goose ÿ: 2
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: Before I joined to
|HGN| Szenti: Lol
|HGN| Szenti: To DUTY
|HGN| Szenti: I was a Merc. with her
|HGN| Szenti: and I got a task from Ravanger
|HGN| Goose ÿ: raped then
|HGN| Szenti: To get DUTY documents
|HGN| Szenti: And well
|HGN| Szenti: I just got them
|HGN| Szenti: And handed it to Rav
|HGN| Szenti: I got like 50 RU's
|HGN| Goose ÿ: isnt she dead
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMFAO
|HGN| Szenti: And after that
|HGN| Szenti: A few days
|HGN| Szenti: I joined DUTY
|HGN| Szenti: And DUTY got bombed
|HGN| Szenti: AND IT WAS FUCKING CAUSED BY ME
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LOLOLOLOL
|HGN| Szenti: AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
|HGN| Szenti: I REALISED IT NOW
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMFAO
|HGN| Szenti: AFTER FUCKING MONTHS
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Nice
|HGN| Szenti: So, I caused so fucking much drama lololol.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lololol
|HGN| Goose ÿ: should make another char like dat
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Just to cause shit
|HGN| Szenti: And to rape her
|HGN| Szenti: Lol.
|HGN| Szenti: He lost her virginity like 17 times
|HGN| Szenti: To like 7 different person
|HGN| Szenti: Lol.
|HGN| Szenti: I'm going to tell this to Dug too
|HGN| Szenti: I'm interested in that, what he's going to say
|HGN| Szenti: I still remember
|HGN| Szenti: How much he ICly suffered
|HGN| Szenti: Caused by that bombing
|HGN| Szenti: If he ICly would know it, but he won't
|HGN| Szenti: He would beat and rape Krissina lololol.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lmfao
|HGN| Goose ÿ: What is wrong with this sentance
|HGN| Goose ÿ: |HGN| Szenti: He lost her virginity like 17 time
|HGN| Szenti: lol
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Szenti: FAIL
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: LOLOLOLOL.
|HGN| Szenti: I think
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Now scroll on up and read for teh lulz
|HGN| Szenti: xD
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: I think
|HGN| Szenti: That
|HGN| Szenti: That Lost virginity 17 times
|HGN| Szenti: Since thats impossible
|HGN| Szenti: Cause losing virginity is only possible to do one time.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Very good now there is one other thing
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCK
|HGN| Szenti: I WROTE
|HGN| Szenti: HER
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: He and She are diffrent genders
|HGN| Szenti: AND NOT HE
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMAO
|HGN| Szenti: Wait
|HGN| Szenti: Ohh
|HGN| Szenti: I faild
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCK
|HGN| Szenti: LOL

LAter at 9:01pm

|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm ain't going back.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: My cat just got into a fight with another one
|HGN| Szenti -cat: So I jumped out of my window
|HGN| Szenti -cat: But I realised it was closed
|HGN| Szenti -cat: So I went out at the door
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And kicked the shit out of the other ca
|HGN| Szenti -cat: cat*
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Then I realised I kicked to shit MY cat
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And not the other
|HGN| Szenti -cat: But I  just really realised that it was the other cat.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And now i'm going to bet.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Good night.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Wait no
|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm ain't betting shit.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm going to bed.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Night.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Bai.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Cutie <3
|HGN| Szenti -cat is now Offline.


Wut...
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


Quote
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: you could fart in an an-
omolie and make an artifact for all you know.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: I'm rding
a snork right now.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: It's best to just leave
it while it's somewhat reasonable.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: How do you
explain that?
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: I'm HALF C-
ONTROLLER and AND BLOODSUCKER!
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: No RG4. You're half
retard and half Redneck.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: Your logic
fails blake.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: Just put a door ins-
tead of windows.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: kay?
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: i don't see any point.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: /me begins to spin
upside down
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: It's fine the way it is.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: Dooorrrrrrr... Also
RG4 removed your windows
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: wat window-
s.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: fuck off rg.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: he's always doing that

I actually removed the windows whilst RG4 watched me do it... ROFL.

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

I'm half controller and bloodsucker while riding a snork through the zone
er

08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: So.
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: When I start Virtual DJ
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: I GET A FUCKING HARDWARE MALFUNCTION
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: And a blue screen
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: And I have to restart my computer.
08:22 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: Your PC is entertainin
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: For the first time I could start it.
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: Nonononono, others had this problem too
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Now
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: If I dissappear
08:43 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: You failed
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Its caused by Virtual DJ.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: YES
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: And I'm kicking my TV off.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Even if my computer sucks.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: So.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: BRB.
08:44 - Szenti [GMUR] Clicks on Virtual DJ.exe
Szenti [GMUR] is now Offline.
08:44 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: Hohoho

This, this is how stupid people are, I lol'd. CRY MOAR STALKERS.

'Galileo': Tell me, Stalker, what if I called you fat?
'Galileo': What would you have told me?
Skull: To say it agian.
'Galileo': Uhuh, and if I did?
Skull: We would both shoot you.
'Galileo': Okay...
Skull: Including my boss.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's more like.. Co co lead.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: But yea
//Rebel.41-7204: lol co-lead makes me feel better.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: xD
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Sure, we can call it that.
//Rebel.41-7204: lol.
//Rebel.41-7204: and i get forum mod to so i can keep da' roster upto date :P
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Well.. I guess i can fix that.
//Rebel.41-7204: whatcha mean?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: That i can talk to some guys
//Rebel.41-7204: about what!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK: I got some guys that can take care of you're.. Problem.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Dont worry.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It will be clean.
//Rebel.41-7204: lol i don't have a problem xD
//Rebel.41-7204: Paints giving me it once his fatass gets on da' forums.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Dont worry they will clean up the mess.
//Rebel.41-7204: good.
//Rebel.41-7204: Btw, how the hell can you guys afford to pay for all those mercs!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK: You want the head planted in or infront of his bead?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: bed*
//Rebel.41-7204: in
//Rebel.41-7204: Make it look like an accident.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Sure, will do.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Doom will never see it comming.
//Rebel.41-7204 nods.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Takes on a scientist coat and stands next to a window
|HGN-STSA|TMK Starts laughing as the lighting strike down in the back ground making him loom really evil
|HGN-STSA|TMK: MOhahahahahahahahahaha
|HGN-STSA|TMK: I'm evilz.
//Rebel.41-7204 takes a step to the side.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Waves in his generic henchmen.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Feed him to the sharkmonkeys!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK Pushes a button as the Generic henchmen grabs rebel and drags him to the now uopen Sharkmonkey cage.
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: is it under water?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Yea, with a tree in the middle
//Rebel.41-7204 laughs. Hes cuban, for he can swim away.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Closes the cage as Rebel get's thrown in and the Sharkmonkeys start Tossing poo at him,'
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's a closed off cage
|HGN-STSA|TMK: A CAGE
//Rebel.41-7204: FUCK
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Cant swim away
//Rebel.41-7204 swims in circles?
|HGN-STSA|TMK Orders the Sharkmonkeys to attack with the help of the parrotsquids!
|HGN-STSA|TMK Looks at the Sharkmonkeys riding the Parrot squids and vielding sworddogs as weapons.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: You shall die!!
//Rebel.41-7204: o_O
//Rebel.41-7204 uses noclip, and simply moves outside of the cage.
|HGN-STSA|TMK bans Rebel from life.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Perma bans Rebel from life.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: MOHAHAHAHA
//Rebel.41-7204: :S
//Rebel.41-7204 looks outside his window, and see's a giant Ban sign.
//Rebel.41-7204 shrugs.
//Rebel.41-7204: Never went outside anyways.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Presses another button.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: *You're internet shuts down*
//Rebel.41-7204: >:C
|HGN-STSA|TMK: *Everything in you're home shuts down expect a really annoying pink mechanical dog that does nothing but bark a little then a really crappy backflip.
//Rebel.41-7204 takes a deep breath in...
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|HGN-STSA|TMK: xD
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Night mate, have fun with the dog
//Rebel.41-7204: Ah, your going?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's 5 am ere
|HGN-STSA|TMK: yea
//Rebel.41-7204: pfft, loser.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: First i need to quote this.
//Rebel.41-7204: I'll be up there to tuck you in alright?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Epic
//Rebel.41-7204: lol which part?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: From the co leader part
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Were the fack is the quote thing
//Rebel.41-7204: hm.
//Rebel.41-7204: Did you try looking harder?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Did you try not getting killed by Sharkmonkeys?
//Rebel.41-7204: yeah
//Rebel.41-7204: and i didn't get killed :D
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Did you have fun with your pink dog?
//Rebel.41-7204: oh
//Rebel.41-7204: i dismantled it
//Rebel.41-7204: and uesd it to create a weak internet signal
//Rebel.41-7204: which im using to talk to you.
|HGN-STSA|TMK PResses a button, it rebuilds itself and now starts looping never gonna give you up.
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//Rebel.41-7204: v
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** This conversation got out of hand..**
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

|HGN| Zstan: Ask someone who just got their first kiss anything
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: lol...
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: what was he like
|HGN| Zstan: awesome'
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: I win

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Quote from: Last.Exile on 31-07-2010
|HGN| Zstan: Ask someone who just got their first kiss anything
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: lol...
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: what was he like
|HGN| Zstan: awesome'
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: I win

I ejaculated in my pants.


Some shit that I caught in Omegle, just like fishing...

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: sup
You: nothin
Stranger: cool
You: just arrived from somewhere, i hate flying..
Stranger: oh O.O me2 it scares me
You: no idea where I am, looks like the middle of nowhere.
Stranger:   oh
Stranger: I HAS TO GO ME RETADED thj 

Oh the joy of the internet.

"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

05-08-2010 #462 Last Edit: 06-08-2010 by Tom
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: I'm so bored...
|HGN-STTA| Tom: You could always do as ping pong does.
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: No.
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: Suprisingly I knew exactly what you meant.
|HGN-STTA| Tom: Wait, What do you think I meant?
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: You want me to beat my meat.
|HGN-STTA| Tom: PLFdsopgkdsagj
|HGN-STTA| Tom: THATS EXACTLY what I meant.
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: lol'd
|HGN-STSA| Celtic: Ping pong masturbates like five times a day.

<00:32:45> "Goose": PEACE OUT BIOTCHES meaning Ping you are a gay homo fagola lord leader and captin of the gay furry tribe.

Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

08-08-2010 #463 Last Edit: 08-08-2010 by Ravanger
.Szenti.: Progressive Tech House 2010[/url]].Szenti.: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAickFBrP4#normal]Progressive Tech House 2010[/url]

.Szenti.: No.
.Szenti.: And
.Szenti.: What the hell is the
.Szenti.: Nevermind
.Szenti.: Wanna buy Batman Porn Parody DVD?
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: POPTART
.Szenti.: its only 20$.
.Szenti.: *wink*wink*
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: jesus christ
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: rip off
.Szenti.: Power Puff Girls Porn?
.Szenti.: Mickey Mouse Porn?
.Szenti.: I have everything.
.Szenti.: You know.
.Szenti.: This can't leave this chat window
.Szenti.: Not even to HGN's Quotes Thread
.Szenti.: This is information
.Szenti.: And the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. Can't see this.
.Szenti.: Noone.
.Szenti.: I'm importing and exporting stuffs
.Szenti.: Like Mickey Mouse porn, etc.
.Szenti.: Dildos.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
.Szenti.: You know.
.Szenti.: So.
.Szenti.: These days, I cannot trust in anyone.
.Szenti.: But you.
.Szenti.: I trust in you.
.Szenti.: I just bombed DUTY caused by oyu.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท Sends it to quote thread.
.Szenti.: So I REALLY trust in you
.Szenti. Is looking at the forums rapeing ALT+F4
.Szenti.: F5*
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
.Szenti.: Damn
.Szenti.: I ran out of my drink
.Szenti.: So its time to drink
.Szenti.: Nestea.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: QUOTED
.Szenti.: Never.
.Szenti.: I know who are you
.Szenti.: Where you live
.Szenti.: How big is your penis
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lololol
.Szenti.: How fat is your ass
.Szenti.: How slutty your nose is.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I am put my cossack in you
.Szenti.: WHAT
.Szenti.: YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT COSSACKS
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: COcksucks
.Szenti.: I'M GOING TO GET MY WHITE HORSE, MY SWORD AT THIS SECONd
.Szenti.: JUST THE SAD THING IS THAT
.Szenti.: THAT MY HORSE IS DEAD
.Szenti.: MY SWORD IS BROKEN
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You cant even ride a horse
.Szenti.: AND I'M BLEEDING
.Szenti.: OHH FUCK
.Szenti.: YES I CAN
.Szenti.: ONCE I RIDED A PONY
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I own horses
.Szenti.: AND MY MOTHER PUSHED A CIGARETTE IN MY HAND
.Szenti.: NO YOU DON'T
.Szenti.: you haz no penis.
.Szenti.: www.goatse.fr
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You haz a vagina
.Szenti.: www.blakeizgaylwraieotkjqiao.co.cc
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: That is your asshole lol
.Szenti.: No
.Szenti.: Its yours
.Szenti.: :D
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: QUOTED
.Szenti.: No
.Szenti.: You didn't.
.Szenti.: Its stillnot quoted.
.Szenti.: I checked it
.Szenti.: And its just not quoted
.Szenti.: YOU NKWAORETJK
.Szenti.: OMFG
.Szenti.: WATER IS NOW PLAYING GARRY'S MOD
.Szenti.: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: No stop sending me yo shitty remixez
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I iz to high to understand
.Szenti.: Wanna die
.Szenti.: WANT TO DIE
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: what those loud nosies are
.Szenti.: Yeah, your too high
.Szenti.: To even be able to copy+c
.Szenti.: And copy+v
.Szenti.: and put on headset
.Szenti.: AND SHAKE YOUR BODY SHAKE YOUR WOW
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You can coyp and paste shit?
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: holy shit
.Szenti.: /dance.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: /Stop sending me remixes of your gay porn video with Alucard
.Szenti.: LOL QUOTED
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: Since you left hgn to be with your lover.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
9:29 PM - |HGN| Mango: The new name.....
9:29 PM - |HGN| Mango: im scared
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Trololoollololok
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: l*
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: If only you saw the other avatar I had before this one
9:30 PM - |HGN| Mango: you just corrected a lol...
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Not the one that looks like borat
9:30 PM - |HGN| Mango: o
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I put another one up before this.
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: So what's wrong with my name.
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: (Pedo feac)
9:31 PM - |HGN| Mango: Cs- what is this shit, Dragonfag- sounds gay, pimp- lies
9:31 PM - |HGN| Mango: :3
9:31 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Lol
9:32 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: cS is the name of  a clan I'm a super admin in.
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: ....
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: Clan
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: >_>
9:32 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And DragonFag is something left for further discussion.
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: :/
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Problem, mango?
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: CLAN
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: <_<
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Group*
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I meant group
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: :D
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Clan is what I thought of at the time :P
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: tsk tsk
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: To many times have I heard that word.
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Tis the coming of heraldy.
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: So hows Huge gonherea niggers?
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: FFS
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: negroid
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Can't spell an STD
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: How's HGN?
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: Fine
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Anything interesting happening?
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: AIDS
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Or is it just the same old dictator ship
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Ahh...
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The fourth coming of aids.
9:36 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I have foreseen such a heretical act by the negroid populace.
9:37 PM - |HGN| Mango: I've heard od a prophecy, that whispers from the land Of the chicken of kentucky
9:37 PM - |HGN| Mango: That a hero will rise to vanquish it
9:37 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I wonder who could surmise the rhaw powah to rise to KFC
9:38 PM - |HGN| Mango: it was foretold by the leaders of kool-aid, arch-bishop Freeman
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Such a high stature..
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: By the way
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Does this sound Like I wrote it?
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hitler was an idiot, he shouldn't have fucked around that way, he was to much of an idiot to realize that he got the attention of a secret area in Africa known as "Oggwandango" the Oggwandangoins didn't like Hitler, not one bit, so to deal with him they sent out one of the "National squad of notorious niggers." Or "NNN" for short, you think Hitler suicided in his bunker? Oh no, that was the work of the NNN, they where armed with Melons and Aids, the Wehrmacht stood almost no chance, not even there most deadliest machines could stop one NNN member. If only Hitler knew what he was getting into.
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: Well 2 things
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: Yes it does
9:39 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: What
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: and hitler wasnt an idiot >_>
9:39 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And?
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Yes, he was, how dare he mess around.
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: If only he knew of the dangers
9:40 PM - |HGN| Mango: The oggwandangites shoulda respeced his authoritay
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: No they shouldn't have.
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The oggwandangites are of the highest authoritah
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: There part of the high council of the imperium of mankind
9:41 PM - |HGN| Mango: Arch-Bishop Freeman heralds from the lands of Oggwandia
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: There technology was far superior to Hitler's stupid werhmatch bullshit
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Aids is the perfect wepon.
9:41 PM - |HGN| Mango: How could they convey the semen from them to hitlers prime asshole
9:42 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: They did not use the aids against hitler, they used the ultimate power of the melon.
9:42 PM - |HGN| Mango: But hitler kne never to walk within 50 feet of a melon, or negroid man
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hitler must have not have taken' his pills that morning.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Therefor
9:43 PM - |HGN| Mango: Right, he took them later to commit suicide
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: He has forgoten his rules.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: No.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The NNN killed him with there melons.
9:44 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You sir, are incompetent.
9:44 PM - |HGN| Mango: The nnn could pass through the 1940 negroid prohibition act
9:45 PM - |HGN| Mango: which directed their power into a single spot, ripping the time-space conflux
9:45 PM - |HGN| Mango: Birthing Obama
9:45 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Exactly, how you come across this information, is unkown, and most likely forbidden.
9:45 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You must have offered your male prostitution skills towards one of the Council members.
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Most likely in the form of a...
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: BJ
9:46 PM - |HGN| Mango: Exactly,  the only way to transfer Oggwanian knowledge is through mouth to penis contact
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hmm...
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I must consult the council with this.
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: In the form of a BJ
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: A mass.
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: BJ
9:47 PM - |HGN| Mango: You have my blessing
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Thank you brother.
9:47 PM - |HGN| Mango does the ceremonial penis-shake
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag Shares in the ceremonial penis shake.
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Farewell brother.
9:48 PM - |HGN| Mango: Farewell, may Oggwand shine brightly on your travels
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And to you the mother of Oggwand share her loving warmth, of..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Fertleness..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Uhh..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Kthxbai
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag Runs off
9:49 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I fucked lol'd
9:49 PM - |HGN| Mango: I lol fucked
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: fuck I lol'd
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: lol'd I fucked
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Lol'd fucked I
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: I dekcuf d'lol
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: End of.
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: fap fap fap
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Go post this somewhere on HGN's qoute thread.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Or in it's own thread.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Name
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Ity
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: it*
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Fail.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: By PimpmasterJ, AKA dragonfag.
9:51 PM - |HGN| Mango: Only if you tell me i'm purdy
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You are ma' nigga, you are purdy.
9:51 PM - |HGN| Mango: PEACE TO OGGWANDIA
9:52 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: PEACE MY FRIEND.

09-08-2010 #465 Last Edit: 09-08-2010 by lolKieck
|HGN| Kieck: Give me a sitrep.
|HGN| Doomburger: Lolno
|HGN| Doomburger: That's my job.
|HGN| Kieck: I AM FIELD MARSHAL
|HGN| Kieck: SO SHUT UP
|HGN| Kieck: AND GIVE ME A SITREP
|HGN| Doomburger: NIGGER.
|HGN| Doomburger: NO.
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE.
|HGN| Kieck: SHUT UP REDSKIN
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE, BITCH.
|HGN| Kieck: SAY SHUT UP
|HGN| Kieck: FAGGOT
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE.
|HGN| Kieck: Give me a sitreplease.
|HGN| Kieck: HERE
|HGN| Kieck: HAPPY NOW
|HGN| Doomburger: Sitreplease?
|HGN| Doomburger: DEFINE.
|HGN| Kieck: Sitrep please
|HGN| Doomburger: Well.
-cut due to Doom taking offense.-
|HGN| Doomburger: Now we're quite a bit more active and for some reason everyone in mili and his/her mother has a -bleep-.
|HGN| Kieck: WAT
|HGN| Kieck: -bleep- EVERYONE !?
|HGN| Doomburger: We have a shitload of them.
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| Kieck: maybe they will have SVD dicks now ?
|HGN| Doomburger: Actually.
|HGN| Doomburger: A junior sergeant found an SVD in the swamp.
|HGN| Doomburger: ...with ammo next to it...
|HGN| Kieck: and what
|HGN| Kieck: he put it next to his balls ?
|HGN| Doomburger: ...I SUPPOSE HE DID.
|HGN| Kieck: LOL
|HGN| Kieck: ALSO
|HGN| Doomburger: I MEAN
|HGN| Doomburger: THESE PEOPLE TRY TO GET BLOWJOBS FROM BLOODSUCKERS
|HGN| Doomburger: WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT
|HGN| Kieck: REALLY !?
|HGN| Doomburger: YES
|HGN| Kieck: quoted

|HGN| Doomburger: Do me a favor.
|HGN| Doomburger: Remove the top part.
|HGN| Doomburger: No, not your shirt.
|HGN| Doomburger: The text.
|HGN| Kieck: sure
|HGN| Kieck: quoted !
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10. august 2010
01:13 - lmrlopez909: You have heard about portal 2 right?

12:36 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: lost internet
12:37 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: it always does it right when i fucking sit down
12:37 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: it was perfectly fine when my wife was on 10 minutes ago
12:37 AM - MyndPhreak: Loose cable on the seat?
12:38 AM - MyndPhreak: Maybe your ass is so fat, the act of sitting creates a pressure wave which in return knocks out the internet grid

[OOC] |HGN| Mango: What is everyone asking?
[OOC] |HGN| Kieck: for sex or cheeseburger
[OOC] [HGN] Arex©: Actualy, Kieck got it right

Did we not know about something Arex ?
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HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: YOU FEELIN LUCKY, LOCKE?
|HGN-CSV| ⱢⱷҀҞѮ: You feeling like a troll lately, rov
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: No you

13:38 - |HGN|Arex©: Ares
13:38 - |HGN|Arex©: Arex* damn  spelled my own nickname wrong

|HGN| Doomburger: Grant me a wish.
|HGN| Kieck: sure
|HGN| Kieck: what wish
|HGN| Doomburger: I want a swimming pool full of women in my office.
|HGN| Kieck: alright
|HGN| Kieck talks to the Wish Granter, and a pool appears in Doom's office, sadly with ugly women.
|HGN| Doomburger: ....
|HGN| Doomburger: I WANT A REFUND
|HGN| Kieck: alright
|HGN| Kieck talks to the Wish Granter, and the pool disappears.
|HGN| Doomburger: I don't see my refund...but now I have women stuck in the floor because the pool vanished...
|HGN| Kieck: *Women vanish too.*
|HGN| Doomburger: ...well, shit.
|HGN| Kieck: now whats your wish
|HGN| Doomburger: Hmm
|HGN| Doomburger: I wish for 100 more wishes.
|HGN| Kieck talks to WG, but he denies and asks for a wish.
|HGN| Doomburger: FFFFF
|HGN| Doomburger: I give up.
|HGN| Doomburger: I'll save it for later.
|HGN| Kieck: just ask for sexy women in a pool
|HGN| Doomburger: No, you'll twist it horribly somehow.
|HGN| Doomburger: Like...they would all have dicks
|HGN| Kieck: just ask
|HGN| Kieck: no
|HGN| Kieck: sexy mean non-transvestite
|HGN| Doomburger: I won't dare...
|HGN| Kieck: at least for you
|HGN| Doomburger: Now let me go fix something.
|HGN| Kieck: JUST ASK FOR THE SAME WISH
|HGN| Kieck: WITH SEXY WOMEN
|HGN| Kieck: JUsT ASK
|HGN| Kieck: JESUS
|HGN| Kieck: WHATS SO HARD
|HGN| Kieck: IN THAT
|HGN| Kieck: ILL MAKE SURE YOULL HAVE A POOL
|HGN| Kieck: SEXY WOMEN
|HGN| Kieck: I TALKED TO WISH GRANTER
|HGN| Doomburger: .
|HGN| Kieck: IT WONT TWIST THE WISH HORRIBLY
|HGN| Doomburger: K gief pewl wit sexy wemen.
|HGN| Kieck talks to the WG, and a pool with sexy women appear, sadly somebody shitted into it and it's closed for maintenace for 1 month.
|HGN| Doomburger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|HGN| Kieck: dont worry
|HGN| Kieck: youll get it back in a month
|HGN| Kieck: itll be better !
|HGN| Kieck: going
|HGN| Kieck: bai
|HGN| Doomburger: Kbai
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|HGN|Buck: I think.
|HGN|Buck: Whatever factions we go to.
|HGN|Buck: We should stick together like Yar and Ashot.
Ace: 'We'? What is this 'we'?
Ace: You cling to me like glue.
|HGN|Buck: Ya.
Ace: And that is because...?
|HGN|Buck: BECAUSE IM A HOMOSEXUAL AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Knew it all along.


|HGN| Ping-Pong: *Link to a faggotory link in which has many ejaculating penises*
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: wat is it. its loading
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Son
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: WAIT
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Just wait
|HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: FUCK YOU
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: EWWWW
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: OH GOD
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: OH GOD
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: I SHOLD HAVE READ IT
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: DO NOT WANT
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)