Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Silver Knight]

Post your quotes here...
                                        Be They Funny....
                                                                    Or Horrific....

[Silver Knight]

[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: ugh idk if i can be fucked to go to college today ;/
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: go
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: you need education
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: lol
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff pushes you out the door
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Yeah true that, but ive got a kind of migrane >.<
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff gives you a gun
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight stares at the gun, and then at Waffle
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Ugh?
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: shoot me
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: NO I LIED
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: DON'T DO IT
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplodes
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Oh good, cause i was waiting for you to say please...
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: looool

[BAGELWaff]

7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: hi my name is waffler
7:07 PM - Charades: hizzay
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i like candle lit dinners
7:07 PM - Charades: my name is
7:07 PM - Charades: i forget
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: and long walks in a moony night
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: on the beach
7:07 PM - Charades: i like waffles
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: D:<
7:08 PM - Charades: and french toast
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what shuld i blog on
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: about
7:08 PM - Charades: i dunno, i was gonna blog about doing my wash
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: omfg
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: no wai
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i shuold do i blog on about shitting
7:09 PM - Charades: do what rick does and just bash rp communities
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: omfg
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i do that
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: some times
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplodes
7:10 PM - Charades tap dances
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: rick likes tap dancing
7:10 PM - Charades: i know
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: WAIT.
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: I HAVE AN IDEA.
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff sits you on a chair
7:10 PM - Charades: D:
7:10 PM - Charades: you're a stripper?
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: no
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff hands you kmathis's dildo
7:11 PM - Charades takes back his toothbrush
7:11 PM - Charades: kmathis stole this from me
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: D:
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: http://bagelnazis.thebearfucker.net/
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: amirite
7:12 PM - Charades: yeah
7:12 PM - Charades: how come rick gave you a bagel
7:12 PM - Charades: but i got hitler
7:12 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: lol
7:13 PM - Charades: no one cares about stza
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i do
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: hescool bro
7:13 PM - Charades: its a gurl
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what
7:13 PM - Charades: stza has no penis
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: are u srs
7:13 PM - Charades: and has boobs
7:14 PM - Charades: yes
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wtf
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: srs
7:14 PM - Charades: how did you not know this?
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: I ONLY REMEMBER HIM/HER FROM RAZORP
7:14 PM - Charades: its a girl
7:14 PM - Charades: now you gotta act weird around her
7:14 PM - Charades: and say sex jokes
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: ur liar
7:15 PM - Charades: im not
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: stop tr0ling me
7:15 PM - Charades: i swear
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: im ask rick
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wen he g eton
7:15 PM - Charades: he's gonna be the troll
7:15 PM - Charades: and say shes a guy
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wtf
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplode
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: STOP LYING TO ME
7:15 PM - Charades: I SWEAR ON RICK'S LIFE
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: OHSHI-
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: IM EATING HOT SPICE CHICKEN WINGS
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: WHATDO I DO
7:16 PM - Charades: eat more
7:16 PM - Charades: fight fire with fire
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: fff

[Akira]

Waffler, as normally I would hate you totally for thinking that Hitler and nazism is funny.

BUT YOU WATCHED AKIRA, THE GOOD OLD MOVIE SO I LIKE YOU! (i liek teh p0warz frum dah akira :o

[Sakna]

*** Johann Wolf headbutts the glass window

[Silver Knight]

[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: How do you tie people?
[ADMIN CHAT] Stalad Vulrokik: You and your wet dreams >.> lol
Player Jman234 has joined the game
[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: lol
[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: If it helps I always have a safety word
[ADMIN CHAT] Stalad Vulrokik: O.O

[jaik]

[Bl★ck Star]

XDDDDD Jake
_________________________________________________Edit: 08-04-2009_________________________________________________
 Never tell your password to anyone.
[HGN]Cloud Strife: hey ganendor ?
[HGN]Cloud Strife: ????
[HGN]Cloud Strife: hey ganendor ya there ?
[HGN]Cloud Strife piss on his window and laughs
[HGN]Cloud Strife throws stones trough the window on his computer now
[HGN]Cloud Strife jumps in and poops on the keyboard
[HGN] Ganendor [V|F|C] is now Away.
[HGN]Cloud Strife chuckles
[HGN]Cloud Strife poops on the chat window and writes with the shit on his wall "EPIC WIN!"

[Deathcon]

[HGN DT] Redneck: The only reason I get really pissed off is because I inherited my dad's familys genes
[HGN DT] Redneck: The Kennedy Gene
[HGN DT] Redneck: Makes me insanely aggressive
[HGN GSA]Deathcon: One shot in the head and your dead?
[HGN DT] Redneck: I've got in 2 fights at school

[sniperhunter]

[HGN DT] Redneck: I've got in 2 fights at school
[HGN DT] Redneck: Won both of them due to my rage
[HGN DT] Redneck: I knocked 1 kid out
[HGN DT] Redneck: and the other one I just fought him till he ran away screaming
[HGN DT] Redneck is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
[HGN DEV] Sniperhunter: Was it a nerd slap battle?

[Fairy Cakes]

Fairy Cakes stands outside Creeding's window and stares in
Fairy Cakes takes a picture
[HGN] Creeding: ....
[HGN] Creeding: NUGETS!
Fairy Cakes asplodes

[Silver Knight]

[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I think alot of people are moving away from costal properties due to all the hurricanes and crap, scares the shit outta people
Charades: Tampa Bay/ClearWater is where I live and we normally don't get crap.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I feel lucky to live in the UK, we don't get anything, ever.
Charades: Oddly enough, Florida people love hurricanes until it does massive damage.
Charades: Every year I hope we get hit.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: XD
Charades: It's so much fun.
Charades: The last 3 years we've gotten crap.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: You mean the thrill of seeing something epic
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: XD
Charades: Sitting around the T.V. everyday waiting to see what happens.
Charades: Then when you get hit it's awesome.
Charades: It's like you're in Mordor.

[Fairy Cakes]

Lol Mordor.

[Locke]

[HGN STSA] Locke cries
[Name Withheld] licks your tears.
[Name Withheld] off your face
[HGN STSA] Locke: WHAT THE FUX
[HGN STSA] Locke: Im quoting that. In the HGN quote thread
[Name Withheld] HAHAHA.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Srsly.



T.T

[Silver Knight]

 [HGN STSA] Locke cries
[Name Withheld] licks your tears.
[Name Withheld] off your face
[HGN STSA] Locke: WHAT THE FUX
[HGN STSA] Locke: Im quoting that. In the HGN quote thread
[Name Withheld] HAHAHA.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Srsly.



T.T

Can i haz some Tears please Locke?

[Fairy Cakes]

[HGN STSA] Nails: brb toilet
Fairy Cakes: WAIT
Fairy Cakes: Don't forget the Seva suit
[HGN STSA] Nails: yeah ill whipe my ass with it thanks

[Locke]

Col.Cobra=TS=: I will
Col.Cobra=TS=: BUTT
Col.Cobra=TS=: RAPE
Col.Cobra=TS=: U
Col.Cobra=TS=: BUAHAHAHA
Col.Cobra=TS=: And yes
Col.Cobra=TS=: I do like men



Click it!

[Cobra]

Friday, April 17, 2009
10:40 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: ADSF GET ON UR FREEDOMER MOAR
10:40 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: OR I WILL EAT U
10:41 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: When the map is updated to accomadatmae sum peoada then kamaune i will be more
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Doesnt mean you can passive
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Faggot
10:41 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: >:O
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Read my Lips!
10:42 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: F-A-G-G-O-T
10:42 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE reads Cobra's lips but all he sees is him saying "I like men"
10:43 PM - Col.Cobra=TS= Grumbles
10:43 PM - Col.Cobra=TS= Kills u some hoaw
10:43 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: POWER GAME OH EM GEE
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: I will
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: BUTT
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: RAPE
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: U
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: BUAHAHAHA
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: And yes
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: I do like men
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: But only men named LOCKE
10:44 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: Quoted in it's own dedicated thread.
10:44 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: Fag

Be altering meh chat logs!

[Locke]

LIES!!!!

[MattyK]

Silverknight: 05'ers are like the Creme de la Creme of the Facepunch Community.
MattyK: Yeah, Rich and Thick.

[Silver Knight]

Soropolis: how is your wookie doing.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I killed it =(
Soropolis: :(
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: It tried to rape me >.>
Soropolis: some times you just have to put 'em down.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight nods

[Silver Knight]

[BADGER] Mushroom is done
[BADGER] Mushroom flies away
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: lol
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight grabs him and eats him
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: yum
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: magic mushroom
[BADGER] Mushroom: now ur high
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: ooooohhhhhh shitsssssssss

[Silver Knight]

Swinzleh : Silver
Swinzleh : Did I ever tell you about Ninja Swinzly?
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Yeah, he died
Swinzleh : Noesssssss :C

[BAGELWaff]

12:36 PM - Deus Ex Machina: Apparently after watching 300 in theaters
12:36 PM - Deus Ex Machina: My semen decided they were going to be Spartans
12:37 PM - Deus Ex Machina: They destroyed the condom and beat birth control.
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Waffler, as normally I would hate you totally for thinking that Hitler and nazism is funny.

BUT YOU WATCHED AKIRA, THE GOOD OLD MOVIE SO I LIKE YOU! (i liek teh p0warz frum dah akira :o

nah bro, BAGELNAZI is the name of my blog

[Locke]

Col.Cobra=TS=: HUrr
Col.Cobra=TS=: HURR
[HGN STSA] Locke: Dur?
Col.Cobra=TS=: Purr.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Mrow.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Rawr.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Meeeoooww.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Puuuu-
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOF
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: KEEEEEETTsSSH
Col.Cobra=TS= Hisses
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: MORRRRROOOOOAAWW KEEEIIIITTTSHHSS
[HGN STSA] Locke: BWOOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFAWAWWRWSARWr
[HGN STSA] Locke: RWOOOOOOOOORF
Col.Cobra=TS=: meow
Col.Cobra=TS=: MEOW
[HGN STSA] Locke eats cobra, and then disposes of her young
Col.Cobra=TS=: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[HGN STSA] Locke: ***Sounds of death**