Yar-Ashot.

[Turkey]

I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr

Subtitles:
Yar: Yo, Ashot, are you gonna bring that here or what?
Ashot: That will be 20 dollars!
Yar: You cheapskate! ...All right, get them from the commandant.
Ashot: Come again?
Yar: So how 'bout it, Ashot?
Ashot: If you want it, you get it, OK? Move your ass!
Yar: You're a real jerk, you know that? You're just sitting there, doing nothing all day!
Ashot: Hey, you go suck my--
Freedom officer: Cut the bullshit, you bozos! You're making the whole base sound like a used car dealership!
Ashot: Hey Mr. Fix-it we got a used gun you have a look?
Yar: That will be 20 dollars.
Ashot: Hey come on, yesterday's joke no funny today.
Yar: Alright bring your stupid gun over here.
Ashot: I no can leave my shop alone, you come to me eh?
Yar: How 'bout you just use that damn gun right in your shop in the most unnatural way possible?
Freedom Officer: Hey! Ashot, Yar, both of you shut the hell up! Your yapping is worse than my mother's, I can't take it anymore!
Ashot:Hey Yar!
Yar: Yup?
Ashot: Look what I got in here
Yar: What you got in there A-shot?
Ashot:Come here and see!
Yar:You got nothing that would impress even a little girl, no you come over I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?
Ashot: I no have microscope...!
Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!

Stalker Clear Sky - Freedom's Best. Ashot and Yar!

[Dug]

I laughed so hard at this.

[Celtic]

People always post this on the Freedom board.

[Dug]

Yes they do, however I laughed at: "I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr"

[Nova]

Yes they do, however I laughed at: "I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr"

True, true

[Mrtasker]

  Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[kisftw]

This made me lol pretty hard.

[Celtic]

Back in the day I was Yar and Bto was Ashot.

[Goose]

Ah the good ol'days eh celtics. Way back when we were just rook's together.

[Celtic]

Ah the good ol'days eh celtics. Way back when we were just rook's together.

I remember when you were a security guard who wanted to join Freedom.

[Goose]

lol? oh yea i remeber that, the group name i cant remeber fuck i cant remeber the leaders either lol Snow blind actually convinced me to join freedom i was going to apply for the military :P

[Turkey]

Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!

[Celtic]

lol? oh yea i remeber that, the group name i cant remeber fuck i cant remeber the leaders either lol Snow blind actually convinced me to join freedom i was going to apply for the military :P

I believe it was Ravenholm Security.

[Goose]

lol wut i highly doubt that

[Royz]

(BAAACK THEN, I think Tunny played Ashot) Ashot joined the TU, and like the destiny of all in the TU. He put on weight. Then eventually he got a heart attack and died.

[Celtic]

lol wut i highly doubt that

http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/stalker-dump/ravenwood-private-military-contractor-professional-security-and-defense/

Ravenwood my bad.

[Goose]

Lol that still there xD, WordsWorth thats who it was xD .