I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr
Subtitles:
Yar: Yo, Ashot, are you gonna bring that here or what?
Ashot: That will be 20 dollars!
Yar: You cheapskate! ...All right, get them from the commandant.
Ashot: Come again?
Yar: So how 'bout it, Ashot?
Ashot: If you want it, you get it, OK? Move your ass!
Yar: You're a real jerk, you know that? You're just sitting there, doing nothing all day!
Ashot: Hey, you go suck my--
Freedom officer: Cut the bullshit, you bozos! You're making the whole base sound like a used car dealership!
Ashot: Hey Mr. Fix-it we got a used gun you have a look?
Yar: That will be 20 dollars.
Ashot: Hey come on, yesterday's joke no funny today.
Yar: Alright bring your stupid gun over here.
Ashot: I no can leave my shop alone, you come to me eh?
Yar: How 'bout you just use that damn gun right in your shop in the most unnatural way possible?
Freedom Officer: Hey! Ashot, Yar, both of you shut the hell up! Your yapping is worse than my mother's, I can't take it anymore!
Ashot:Hey Yar!
Yar: Yup?
Ashot: Look what I got in here
Yar: What you got in there A-shot?
Ashot:Come here and see!
Yar:You got nothing that would impress even a little girl, no you come over I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?
Ashot: I no have microscope...!
Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!
Stalker Clear Sky - Freedom's Best. Ashot and Yar! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3yzVdCC5PA#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
I laughed so hard at this.
People always post this on the Freedom board.
Yes they do, however I laughed at: "I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr"
Quote from: Dug on 25-05-2010
Yes they do, however I laughed at: "I can see it now,Ashot and Yar are Seth and Goose. The officer is Tyr"
True, true
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
This made me lol pretty hard.
Back in the day I was Yar and Bto was Ashot.
Ah the good ol'days eh celtics. Way back when we were just rook's together.
Quote from: Goose on 25-05-2010
Ah the good ol'days eh celtics. Way back when we were just rook's together.
I remember when you were a security guard who wanted to join Freedom.
lol? oh yea i remeber that, the group name i cant remeber fuck i cant remeber the leaders either lol Snow blind actually convinced me to join freedom i was going to apply for the military :P
Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!
Quote from: Goose on 26-05-2010
lol? oh yea i remeber that, the group name i cant remeber fuck i cant remeber the leaders either lol Snow blind actually convinced me to join freedom i was going to apply for the military :P
I believe it was Ravenholm Security.
lol wut i highly doubt that
(BAAACK THEN, I think Tunny played Ashot) Ashot joined the TU, and like the destiny of all in the TU. He put on weight. Then eventually he got a heart attack and died.
Quote from: Goose on 26-05-2010
lol wut i highly doubt that
http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/stalker-dump/ravenwood-private-military-contractor-professional-security-and-defense/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/stalker-dump/ravenwood-private-military-contractor-professional-security-and-defense/)
Ravenwood my bad.
Lol that still there xD, WordsWorth thats who it was xD .