The corrupt a wish game!

[Fluffy]

Granted, But you become tied into it.

I wish for spetnaz.

[Dark Angel]

Granted! Russian Amon breaches your door and then jump on you while wearing whole their equipment.

I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted, it is getting Denied and you die by the Monolith.

I wish that people in TF2 would melee more often.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but they blanket party you every 1st second you join the server.

I wish that Dark Angel would stop wanting.

[GenX]

Granted, but he would have nothing to do the rest of his life.

I wish more people roleplay'd in stalker

[lolKieck]

Granted but it's pew pew roleplay.

I wish for more STALKER characters in SRP.

[Dark Angel]

Granted Strelok and Scar are now in SRP and everyone is getting PWNED.

I want to want!

[GenX]

Granted, but you will soon run out of things to want

I wish for these burritos to taste better

[Goose]

Granted but your tonge falls out now you cant taste them

I wish for Christmas to come faster

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it ends faster too!

I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted, you want then want then want (cut due to spam).

I wish that The Offspring would play in Poland again.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but it fails horribly.

I wish for My daydreams to come true and bend to my will.

[KillSlim]

Granted but you daydream about getting a partial sexchange due to you being curious as to what you would look like.

I wish I could body-board in a Tsunami.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but unfortunatly you get lag spike tsunami moving past you making of fall to death on the ship wreck!

I want to want!

[Lammardude]

Granted but unfortunatly you die and can never want again :/

I wish I was STRELOK IN REAL LIFE FUCK YEAH xD

[Assassinator]

Granted but you die at the Wishgranter.

I wish I for I be Murloc Chieftan.

[OBrian]

Granted but a meteor hits and lands on-top of you.

I wish I could be a Night-Elf Mohawk.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but now i'm taking you as nerd!

I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted. No corruption for you.

I wish for lulz.

[Rhyom Guther]

You Lulz till you die.

I wish for Gmod Power

[lolKieck]

You become a nerd by that.

Icanhascheezburger.

[KillSlim]

No.

I wish my PC was working properly.

[Dragon]

Granted.
But you have no chair to sit on, so you remain uncomfortable until you buy a new one.

I wish for all corruption to disappear from this thread.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but it returns after a second.

I wish for Anime Skillz.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but unfortunatly now you exist only in the TV and you have no free will.

I want to want!