The corrupt a wish game!

[Alex]

I there was nothing.

I'm sorry, what?

I wish I had a working jetpack.

Granted but it breaks.
I fixed my post btw. >.>

I wish.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but you get raped in the process.

I wish to wish !

[Dark Angel]

Granted you become a wish!

I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted, but you say that so much that you become a social weirdo.

I wish to wish that Tunddruff didnt have Gobal mod so that he couldn't edit my post!

EDIT: LOL

[Tunddruff]

Too bad, try making a wish, im tired of this "I wish to want, or wish to wish" bullshit. Make one or Ill make one for you.


I wish I had a Kitten :D

[Fluffy]

Granted, but its so excited it claws your eyes out.

I wish to be Dictator of the world and No assassin would dare touch me. NO ILLNESSES :D

[Tunddruff]

In your epic ruling you have sex with a girl and receive rectal bleeding.


I wish my cup was full of water, pure h₂O

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it's really old water.

I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted but Tund makes you a wish.

I wish that every faction in SRP would be balanced.

[OrangeReal]

Granted but they decided to make you the most wanted for no reason.

I wish I had a giant fucking cookie.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish that I would own more in RnL.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you own a piace of stone from Nagasaki.

I want to want to eat cookies until my stomach explodes into shards of sharp metal which not only kill me, but everyone i love and have loved!  (Fix'd your wish >:| now make real wishes)

[Goose]

Granted but the cookies only kill you cause you only love your self.

[Fluffy]

GOD DANGiT! YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CHAIN!!! FAIL AND SHAME ON YOU!

I wish for a gasmask.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but it's too small for your head.

I wih for one mirrion dorrarz.

[killdead 660]

You get the money and it turns out to be monopoly money. :3

I wish for a giant size cock.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but you don't have enough blood in you to support it, so it is dead.

I wish for 10,000 Fists.

[lolKieck]

You get OVER 9000 !  fists. Not 10k.

I wish that I could fly.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you flew into the ceiling and got your skull crushed!

I want to want! (Eat that fluffy >:V)

[lolKieck]

Granted but you can't do posts like that now.

I wish that there would be 2 throwing knives in MW2 Multi.

[Tunddruff]

Granted, but MW2 is shit.

I wish that the I had a pet turtle :3

[Goose]

Granted but its really just a colored rock

I wish christmas was every day

[Dark Angel]

Granted but you won't celebrate it because you are a jew!

I want to want!

[Fluffy]

Granted, but it is Denied afterwards.

I wish for salsa.

[Goose]

Granted but its so spicy it burns a hole in your tonge

I wish for SPAGEHTTI