The corrupt a wish game!

[Zero]

Granted but the map developers thought it was shitty and wanted to re-do it.

I wish for a wishgranter :D

[Dark Angel]

Granted you are one now!

I want to want!

[Assassinator]

You die.

I wish I had Dragon Age.

[Radek]

Granted, you get a copy free but it's for the wrong MACHINE!

I wish I could love murlocs, I just cant!

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but murlocs ate you.

I wish that Valve wouldn't be so ghey!

[Dark Angel]

Granted they are pedos and make only pedophile games

I want to want!

[Zero]

Granted you get this piece of COP instead. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat - Combat Song (4)

I wish for a mechanical arm that can turn into a blade.

[Radek]

Granted, But it turns in to a blade while your ave a .. "Private moment".. Let's just say you will talk in a high pitched voice from now on.

I wish Freemans mind episodes would come out more often.

[Dark Angel]

Granted the come in you.

I want to want!?

[Radek]

NO YOU FUCKING DONT!

I wish I hadent completed Dragons age yet.. Awsome game is awsome btw..

[Fluffy]

Granted, but now you cannot remember anything about it and you cannot get past Lvl 1.

I wish i was Fluffier.

[Zero]

Granted, your so fluffy on the outside, it grew internally into your lungs and you die, Hows that for fluffier?

I wish I had modern warfare 2.

[Midnight]

Granted but, you are a 12 year old fan boy.
I wish I had left 4 dead 2.

[Dark Angel]

Granted SK buys it to you and closes the HGN plus later in 2 days your L4D 2 gets banned.

I want to want!

[Radek]

Granted you wa-... Wait no i'm not doing this, now would you be so kind and fuck off!

I wish my Visa card would come so i could buy lfd2

[Charlie]

You've got your Visa card, but you can't buy 'lfd2' because they don't accept your card for strange reasons.

I wish I could have infinite money on SRP XD...

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's prop money!

I want to want!

[Charlie]

You always want to want so on the half way there you fail!

I want to have 1337 forum posts!

[Radek]

Granted, But you hit the post number and You turn in to a horrible beast.. A NOOB!

I wish I dident have School so i could Play L4D2 (Notice how they add more and more numbers..?)

[Assassinator]

You don´t have school today but as you play Left 4 Dead 2 you get so addicted you never go to school again.

[Goose]

I wish i had my own personal slave made of chese and bacon :)

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it's gone bad.

I want to want!

[Charlie]

You want to want again, you're about to want but you fall down and die.

I want to eat a pizza!

[OrangeReal]

Granted but in soviet russia pizza eats you.

I wish for pie!

[Goose]

granted its a pie made of maggots

I want a pony :D