The corrupt a wish game!

[Assassinator]

Granted, it's four AM.

I wish you couldn't sleep for another twenty-four hours. :V

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted but your brain freaks out and shuts down causeing you to go into a coma for 63 years.

I wish i had every game that didn't suck in the world and that it couldnt harm my computer or max out the memory

( Cause i will have 600 Terabytes of space >:3 )

[Dark Angel]

Granted but you can't play them because you have no keyboard now.

I want to want!

[Blake.H]

Granted but you get your greedy hands cut off.

I want to insta-pass my College and University

[Assassinator]

Granted but your brain freaks out and shuts down causeing you to go into a coma for 63 years.

Good for me 'cause that was for Radek.

Granted, but then you can never get a job.

I wish another Counter-Strike game would come out.

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's Super-Mario-Strike! Which was so badly made that you just see cubes running.

I want to want!

[Radek]

Frikin post *****

Granted, you die.

I wish i  had Diablo 3..

[Assassinator]

Granted but you can't play it.

I wish I had StarCraft II.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it works only on "Dendi"

I want to want!

[Assassinator]

Granted but then you have to play WoW for the rest of your life with no other game and you get no expansions so you're stuck on level 60 on a retail server. You also have to keep paying for it.

I wish I could fit more characters into my signature.

[Radek]

Granted but the signature chars go crasy and kill each other then go on to destroy all the hardwear in your computer.

I wish It was Thursday.

[churro5]

(wtf characters kill themselves cant kill hardware)

Granted but timeline screws and YOU get stuck on a paralel Thursday

I wish i play on the NBA and become rich

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted but shaq stomps you leaving his size 14 Reebok in your arse.

I wish i could go into space and hug all the stars man... The ceiling is melting brah, i think im dead dude.

[keyfoot]

granted, you explodes

i wish for a new monitor

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's broken!

I want to want!

[Radek]

Granted.. but you melt when as you get closer to the star, to to talk aobut the fact taht you cant breath in space..

I wish it was I haz my Ipod touch nowz..

[deluxulous]

Granted, but you ruin it trying to use the "iToilet Paper" app. Eeew!

I wish for the greatest tasting food on the planet.

[Steel]

You get your food... But it gives you the SHITS!

I wish for a better job!

[Dark Angel]

Granted you are now homeless (Good proffesion for you >=3)

I want to want!

[keyfoot]

granted, you want to stop wanting

i wish dark angel will stop wishing for the same thing!

[scoutfreak]

Granted but now he says the stupidist things.

I wish i had the money to buy border lands and l4d2

[churro5]

WTF Dark angel iz a woman

Granted but you get your account banned for credit card fraud

I wish to taste victory

[keyfoot]

granted, but the world blows up, cause you are a failure, and when win touches that much failure, end of the world.

i wish for starcraft 2 not to be 3 games D:

[churro5]

But it fails and all starcraft company goes to hell

I wish to get a better mobile-phone

[Chaos]

But secret service comes and interrogates you, the person that owned the phone before threatened to kill Oboma, and you own a sniper Rifle..

I wish I could get a new computer.