The corrupt a wish game!

[Assassinator]

Granted but it's between the the amoebas that inhabit the nuclear earth.

I wish for an epic Halo RP.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it becomes DM


I wish i would die so nobody could say anykind of corrupt wish shit so i would have more free time with my friends so i would be happy then i would meet SK have fun and then i would get some sushi and then i would play with my kitty and then i could dive for 2 years for free and then i could just relax as you all fail!

[Assassinator]

Granted but none of what you wanted is able to happen.

I wish for epic HL2RP.

[Zero]

Granted but its filled with noobs and turns to DM

I wish for a Iphone

[jaik]

Granted but murlocs steal it.

I wish I had nothing.

[Zero]

Granted you don't exist anymore

I wish for a giant robot from the transformers movie

[Fluffy]

Granted, but it uses you for target practice.

I wish i had Silverknight as my Puppet.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but the strings break

I wish for lolz

[ThY]

Granted, but you IRL lol so much you die.

I want a magical cloud pet.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but it turns into rain

I wish for my old donator colour :(

[Zero]

Granted your skin color is your old donator color

I wish for my computer, xbox 360 and chair to be fixed

[Dark Angel]

Granted they are fixed with tape and melt down.


I wish my country wouldn't have that many people in it!

[Zero]

Granted your the last person in your country.

I wish for invalid wishs

[Fluffy]

Granted, but they become valid after redeemed.

I wish i had a Godsword that was unbreakable.

[Turnkey]

granted, but you accidently chop your own head off.

I wish I knew how to fly a helicopter

[Dark Angel]

Granted but all the choppers run out of fuel!



I wish i had a bigger flat/apartament and house :S

[Zero]

Granted, its so big you will never find a way out and will starve inside, the bill is also going to be huge

I wish for 300$

[Fluffy]

Granted, but the economy goes down.

I wish i was PROTOTYPE!

[Cobra]

Granted you are randomly kidnapped for a American experiment for a new experimental virus that is close to Ebola causing your organs to turn to mush.


I wish I was Alex Mercer and had the ability to be compatible with the Blacklite virus and change my substance and appearance at the genetic level.

[nofearkid]

Granted. But I'm Kahn.

I wish I could have sex with certain people that will not be named.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but, oh dear. Someone's had a pint or two before jumping in bed and now your getting nowhere...

[Assassinator]

You didn't post a wish!! Blasphemy.

I wish for a cool picture for my post quotes.

[Zero]

Granted but these cool pictures turn into naked pictures of you for all of us to see and you get banned

I wish for my computer to break

[Assassinator]

Granted, it explodes while you use it and kills you.

I wish for Murlocs as a faction.

[nofearkid]

Granted. But then they get eated.

I wish................ I could have a black person's dick.