The corrupt a wish game!

[Creeding]

Granted....but its fair trade!

I wish i RULES' THE WORLD!!!!!

[SpAcY]

Granted but he dies because he has No HEV suit.

I was i a trader.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but now everyone buys from you, and you get sleep deprivation.

I wish i was the top anime artist in the world!

[Eggtart]

Granted, but all of your artwork kit burns in a horrific fire.

I wish scientists invented a new color.

[MatroK]

They invent a new colour but it is a stronger kind of pink.

I wish I had a PSP.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it explodes.


I wish i had more time for my vacation.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, with everyone dead you have as long as you want.....

I wish everyone would do as I say

[Eggtart]

Granted, but Gordon Freeman starts a rebellion and you get crowbar'd

I wish I had a penny

[Assassinator]

Granted but it's made out of lead and it leaks into your skin as you touch it poisoning you. You slowly die in bed from the poisoning.

I wish I had a Murloc avatar.

[Eggtart]

Granted but the forums crash and all the avatars are lost. :(

I wish I could turn invisible

[ISPYUDIE]

Someone did this one ><

Granted but your permanantly invis and no-one can hear or see you

I wish I was god

[deluxulous]

Granted, but noone believes in you.

I wish that the rebels didn't say RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN

[KingArthur]

Granted, but then you forget to reload, Dr. Breen captures you and makes you a stalker.

I wish I was a Combine

[deluxulous]

granted, but your implants fail and your head implodes.

I WISH THAT WHAT IS LOVE COULD BE PLAYED GLOBALLY AROUND THE WORLD.

[Zero]

Granted you lose the lottery and I win it earning 500$ for me.

I wish to forget about my wish then sell it on ebay.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but you forget to sell it on ebay and then it has no value.

I wish i was smart.

[Cobra]

Granted you are smart but you are exposed to high amounts of lead and mercury destroying many brain cells and reducing your IQ to 25.

I wish I could fly.

[Creeding]

Granted, but you fly to close to the sun! (thus dying....)

I wish for nothing.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, the whole world disappears leaving nothingness

I wish I could do whatever I wanted

[Assassinator]

Granted but everything you want disapears.

I wish for Prototype.

[Zero]

Granted but it shapeshifts into a barbie doll and eats your 360

I wish for a Dr pepper company.

[Fluffy]

Granted, but it goes into bankruptcy

I wish i was king of Stalker.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granted but the mass is planning a coup and they kill you

I wish i would be now Admin on NeoTokyo?  @Cortez >:(

[Assassinator]

Granted but then the server shuts down.

I wish there were more epic free mods for HL2.

[Zero]

Granted but they break your computer and prevent you from getting another from being too epic

I wish for world war 49294204