The corrupt a wish game!

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, you are now a fictional creature, and fade into nonexistence

I wish for more cowbell.

[HitMan5523]

The manual is in Old English and the lightsaber is a fully functioning lightsaber that you can't use.

I wish I had a bucket full of pudding.

[Das_Uberman]

The manual is in Old English and the lightsaber is a fully functioning lightsaber that you can't use.

I wish I had a bucket full of pudding.

A little late to the punch.

[Kelse]

Granted, you end up hitting yourself.

I wish I had a bottle of madcombat's crazy ass pills.

[Vorter]

Granted, you end up hitting yourself.

I wish I had a bottle of madcombat's crazy ass pills.

The pills are actually cyanide.

I wish for a titanium case filled with gold that only I can open.

[lolKieck]

Granted. It's fools gold.

I wish my cat would purr louder.

[Wolfie]

Granted. It's fools gold.

I wish my cat would purr louder.

Your cat shall purr so loud, your anus breaks at the pitch..

I would like a game-boy colour, legal edition. And Pokemon 1st gen.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted. It's fools gold.

I wish my cat would purr louder.

Your cat shall purr so loud, your anus breaks at the pitch..

I would like a game-boy colour, legal edition. And Pokemon 1st gen.

Granted. You can't find any batteries, anywhere, ever.

I wish for a second chance.

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, you receive a chance card from monopoly. It says go straight to jail.

I wish for a paradox.

[Kamimaia]

Granted. JRParadox is now your lord and master.

I wish for an empire to rule.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted, but the wish is so easily corruptable, Chuck Norris took it away.

I for for a band of elite assassins who listen to my command.

[JRParadox]

Granted, but nothing happens because that wish contained no verbs.


I wish for an MS Paint image of Freddy Mercury riding a velociraptor which has a cigar in it's mouth and sunglasses on, but the velociraptor has the face of Das_Uberman and Freddy has my face.

[Rambo]

Granted, But the MS Paint file gets corrupted by a corruptor coming from Terraria's Game files.

I wish I had the upcoming ZombiU game for Wii including a free WiiU Gamepad.

[INA7HAN]

Granted, But the MS Paint file gets corrupted by a corruptor coming from Terraria's Game files.

I wish I had the upcoming ZombiU game for Wii including a free WiiU Gamepad.

Granted. You get the game but all the WiiU gamepads in the world don't work so you cannot play it
I want Aliens Colonial Marines to actualy come out with out another delay -.-

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but it's so full of bugs it crashes every 2 minutes.

I wish I was a super powerful earth bender.

[Ket]

Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.


I wish for a Fleshlight

Granted, it go boom.

May I take your time and ask how can a Fleshlight go boom, note that I said Felshlight not flashlight.
I am very curious about your tremendous decision, do reply good sir.

[Lucky Pig]

Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.


I wish for a Fleshlight

Granted, it go boom.

May I take your time and ask how can a Fleshlight go boom, note that I said Felshlight not flashlight.
I am very curious about your tremendous decision, do reply good sir.

Granted, but you get AIDS and die.

I wish for a pancake that is perfectly edible and in my reach.

[Knife_cz]

Granted, the pancake appear 10 meters away from you, and they are edible, and they are in your reach - your arms get 10 meters long so the pancakes are in your reach : ( ).

I wish for Monster Energy Drink.

[Lucky Pig]

Granted but monster energy drinks taste like shit so fek yeh!

I wish for viagra.

[Braydent30]

Granted. But there are no girls on the side of the planet that you are on and you have no hands.

[lolKieck]

Granted. But there are no girls on the side of the planet that you are on and you have no hands.

Get out of here or learn to play this game.
Also, what if he has a foot fetish?

I wish that people would learn to play the wish granter game.

[Braydent30]

Learning means caring. No thanks.

[Ragolution]

Granted but monster energy drinks taste like shit so fek yeh!

I wish for viagra.

Granted.
It never wears off.

I wish for this thread to end.

[Lucky Pig]

Granted, but someone starts a new one.

I wish for puppies

[Braydent30]

Granted, but they're rabid and bite.

I wish for a new thread.