The corrupt a wish game!

[Blacklegend]

Granted but you end up going into a thread redrall and are locked to bed unable to eat and starve miserably.
I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Caso]

Granted, you get a boyfriend. Yet they rape you on the first night and you become pregnant. Plus he wont pay child support.

I wish I could have my own sitcom called "Outraged Grandmothers". Where grandmothers boost there rage about society, while on some wacky adventures. With meaningful words to be said at the end of ever episode.

[Yorty]

Granted, the show is a hit and rakes in the cash. Then you realize what horror you've created.

I wish for a film adaption of HGN.

[Turkey]

Granted, LOTR The fellowship of the ring


i wish i was able to fly but not too fast so that birds would follow me and i could lead the flock against humanity

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, you're mistakenly shot my duck hunters before you can fulfill your plans.

I wish I'd stop going to bed at 5:00AM.

[Turkey]

Granted, you're mistakenly shot my duck hunters before you can fulfill your plans.

I wish I'd stop going to bed at 5:00AM.

Granted, 6 am

I wish for ducks

[Ray]

You get them, but you die horribly in a fire.


I wish to not wish.

[Overwatch]

I wish to not wish.

Granted, You never existed.


I wish Chernobyl stopped having documentaries 24/7

[lolKieck]

Granted, now Fukushima has documentaries 24/7.

I wish that newbies could wish for something actually funny.

[Yorty]

Granted, but all the regulars stop being funny. Oh wa-

I wish for a hot cup of coffee and Kieck so I can comedically splash it in his face.

[Caso]

Granted, but the coffee is scolding hot, Kieck gets 3rd degree burns and he sues you for all you have.

I wish ... *takes a breath* I was in an the most awesome adventure movie, with a whip and hat to go with it. Going in ancient hidden temples to steal the treasures that many have died for. Only to come across one in the very end. Replacing the treasure with my awesome skills with just a simple bag and sand. Ending with setting the trap off and being chased by a boulder thought the temple. Escaping thought a closing door, grabbing my hat before the door crushes me. Then being chased by tribal people across the forest with said treasure, only to escape on a plane in the end with my best buddy.

[lolKieck]

Granted, when going out you trip over on the stairs.

I wish for something alternative.

[Yorty]

Granted. You're now a hipster.

I wish that ePoland does not into eUSA.

[lolKieck]

Granted, Spaniards do instead.

I wish that eRepublik would be interesting today (why no more corporation and the training chicks hex fighting).

[Overwatch]

Granted, Spaniards do instead.

I wish that eRepublik would be interesting today (why no more corporation and the training chicks hex fighting).

Granted, But the server has a ping of 129,21930,14921


I wish every wish I wished became true but the first wish was false...






>:D

[mikeman003]

Granted, but you are dreaming.


I wish I had tool trust.

[jaik]

granted, but you can only spawn ragdolls and make sex poses.

i wish that c would be as easy as lua

[mxh24]

Granted, but C+ Is twice as hard.
(I don't know)

I wish for a helicopter.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted.
helicopter crash

I wish drama could be easily resolved.

[Overwatch]

Granted. But theirs more drama as soon as the last series is solved.

I wish for an alarm clock that woke you up on time without making a buzz that wakes the whole house.

[mikeman003]

Granted, but the alarm only works on weekends.


I wish I had a pizza with extra cheese.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, it's your least favorite kind of cheese.

I wish sourceban worked again. (inb4 "Granted but you ban yourself... again.")

[Caso]

Granted, but you end up banning everyone from the server by mistake. That is also including Exile.

I wish to understand all of S.T.A.L.K.E.R's plot line as a whole. With no loop or plot holes.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, the storyline is dull and completely sucks now.

Granted, but you end up banning everyone from the server by mistake. That is also including Exile.

... Fuck, I'd do that wouldn't I? .___.

Shit! I wish to unwish that wish!

[Cutch]

Granted but you wish to kill Caso instead, which is also granted. Before she dies, however, Caso wishes your entire family was dead. This is also granted. Have fun, orphan.

I wish my mom wasn't dead.