The corrupt a wish game!

[whyku]

Granted you get no wish's

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you get banned from HGN.

I wish for a cheeseburger from Burger King.

[Tunddruff]

Granted, but its literally a cheeseburger. 2 buns, 5 slices of cheese.

I wish for Fluttershy to be real :C

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, but she's a lesbian.

RE my little pony friendship is lesbian

I wish I had a lawyer to make wishes that can't be corrupted.

[whyku]

Granted, He takes all your money.




I wish for a fish

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but monolith heard wrong so you got Jellyfish instead of fish.

I wish to have longest hair on earth.

[Caso]

Granted, everyone is bald in the world except you. Yet, also the hot sexy girls are bald as well.

I wish spades would stop touching me at night :C

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, but now you have to pleasure yourself alone. :3

I wish the lawyer didn't take all my money.

[whyku]

Granted: He took your Car house and wife


I wish for a wish that can be a good wish for me to wish

[Caso]

Granted, now you have no more chances for a real wish

I wish Ace would appear in my house and be my slave.

[meetdadoom]

Granted but,
the combine says fuck earth and blows it up.

I wish I had a taco and a dora the explorer cup cake with the plastic ring with a sticker of boots on it.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, but you die of lead poisoning because stickers were made in China with lead paint.

I wish Caso would stop calling me Ace and get my damn name correct. :P

[Turkey]

Granted, Instead he uses his retarded half demon character to kill you

I wish I dreamed abotu cheesseeee

[Caso]

Granted, but your membership has been revoked in the spelling society and the cheese is now a boy real. And it's trying to kill you with rotten cheese.

I wish for a dish that's filled with fish, and those fish would dish for a wish.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, you die of food poisoning.

I wish TV didn't suck these days.

[ThY]

TV does not suck anymore.. but something else does. And thats your innocence gone.


I wish for new-fag repellant spray

[El Presidente]

Granted, but over due time you end up attracting more newfags than you can repel.

I wish to be a Genie.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted.
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!
Itty bitty living space.

I wish... uhhh... crap. I don't have any ideas. I wish I could think of something more clever.

[Tom]

Granted, but in your dream you dream of the heavy sticking his penis into the cheese and thrusting fastly and hardly causing the cheese to turn to mush.

I wish ________

[mxh24]

Granted but the line breaks

I wish for a new Project Zomboid update to come out

[Caso]

Granted, but now the game is buggy is hell and they will now charge you a billion dollars for each update.

I wish Metro 2033 would stop causing me to die ever second

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but with you-nobody cant die anymore,and the game becomes hellaboring.

I wish to play on guitar like..hmm..some awesome metalist.

[mxh24]

You learn it but then your 1000 dollar guitar breaks and you forget everything and every note you ever learned in the past 2 years and you will never, ever, ever! learn them again

I wish for a new computer :)

[Poler]

You bought one out of hard-earned cash, but the next day after downloading so much porn you brand new PC caught a virus. You lost all your hardware, files, memory, garrysmod, other games, etc, and including porn due to it...

I wish Skyrim came out for the PC before the damn consoles....

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, but it's still a console port, and it sorrowfully falls short of expectations.

I wish I could make myself stop spamming posting in this thread.