The corrupt a wish game!

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but now your on fire.
I wish I dominated the whole world!

[Turkey]

Granted, But everyone leaves the world and goes to the moon, Forever alone

I wish irondiety used forums more often.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, But everyone leaves the world and goes to the moon, Forever alone

I wish irondiety used forums more often.

Granted, but an admin says he was trolling, so he got banned.
I wish for a horsy!

[Frostee]

Granted, but it rapes you in your sleep.

I wish I could jump fences like a champ.

[Turkey]

Granted, fences are replaced with walls

i wish that god would make apples grow on pair tree's

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but the pair of trees only grew apples.
I wish Turkey knew how to use the right 'pear'

[R3BooT]

Granted, but he loses the ability to have anything to do with the word 'pear'

I wish for my steam accounts back.

[Agera]

Granted, buy they have no games.

I wish, to have the ability to control time.

[irondeity]

Granted, but space ceases to exist.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but the wish you thought of sucked.

I wish Chris Farley was still alive.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but now he's a zombie, spreading a zombie virus all over the world.
I wish for [Insert a mighty fine wish here]

[Goose]

Granted but it's not so fine,

I wish for Seven

[Yorty]

Granted, but it's Eight.

I wish for another post.

[Frostee]

Granted, but the post destroys the universe

I wish for a fairy princess to touch at night...

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but the fairy princess has herpes.

I wish for an advance copy of Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

[Agera]

Granted, but you must apply with one condition. You can't tell anyone you have it. As soon as you get your copy your:

• Xbox gets RRoD
• File is corrupted
• PS3 explodes

I wish for more coke in my glass.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, there is now white powdery coke in your glass....The police also came to arrest you for possession of drugs.
I wish I had the skills and knowledge of using Adobe After Effects, so I can make professional videos

[Frostee]

Granted, but the videos are about how gay men have sex.

I wish for a computer that doesn't suck ass.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but your computer blows up.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Turkey]

Granted the wish is so corrupted the standards of corrupted change and it becomes not corrupted

I wish I had 6 dicks

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but all of them were 1 cm long.
I wish that the threes would end (Ex: Mass Effect 3, FarCry 3, Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare 3)

[Yorty]

Granted, but several spin-offs named Massive Effect, Field of Battle and Warfare in the Modern Age all start up.
But FarCry really does die.

I wish for someone to fill in the _____.

[Goose]

Granted but you get nothing
I wish for a lemon

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but it is one of Cave Johnson's lemon grenades, and it blows up in your face.

I wish troubles melted like lemon lemon drops, high above the chimney tops.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but since they melted like lemon lemon drops, they asplode . . . and you died.

I wish for a wish so that that wish was for another wish and that another wish will be for a wish and that wish would be a fish, but that fish would be a wish and then the wish would be a wish, and then finally, that wish would be a gold fish.