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The Bullshit Invention Game

Started by Ragolution, 14-04-2011

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I give the hagglers recently suggested books.
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I give the snakes assault rifles.

I give them atomic bombs.

I remove the atomic bombs and ban aresty from this game.

Btw, shouldn't you try to summarize this game, Ragolution ?
I give the hagglers a Snickers.
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Quote from: lolKieck on 17-04-2011
Btw, shouldn't you try to summarize this game, Ragolution ?
I give the hagglers a Snickers.

Nah. It gives incentive for people to read the whole thread.
I might start summarizing only GOOD inventions.

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I put down a broken videa card.

SRP Characters:
Callsign "Faust" - Loner.
Callsign "Eastwood" - American trader.
Roger McMillan - Ex-RIRA. Ex-DUTY. Mercenary.

I put the card in a bowl.
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I call it "Breu's Life"

It is instantly artwork and very famous.


I give the fish a jetpack.

I give the fish a bigger brain

I put a condom over the fishes head.
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I put a severed horse dick in the fish.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

I take out the fish's bones.

I replace the fish's eyes with bird eggs.

I put the fish inside a hand-held hatchery[?].

Take a shitload of boxes.


Cut down and make a floor. Tape em together


Make walls withs ticksoutside as support.


Put in a Xbox360 and PS3 with a touchscreen TV and 4g Wi-fi.


Heaven's Clubhouse.

Quote from: AdrianSnake on 26-08-2011
Take a shitload of boxes.


Cut down and make a floor. Tape em together


Make walls withs ticksoutside as support.


Put in a Xbox360 and PS3 with a touchscreen TV and 4g Wi-fi.


Heaven's Clubhouse.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Gentlemen pretending to be ladies.

I give you this year's candidate for taking "Doing it Wrong" to a new level.

Necroposting AND doing it wrong, what CAN'T this man do?

Take about seven dozen eggs. Start mix'n da fuck outta them. And what do you get? PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

SRP Characters:
Callsign "Faust" - Loner.
Callsign "Eastwood" - American trader.
Roger McMillan - Ex-RIRA. Ex-DUTY. Mercenary.