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This is a pretty simple game I made up a long time ago.
There's only two rules:

You can only add/adjust one thing per post. (Ex. Throw down a Washing machine and weld it to the current thing)

You can't destroy anything unless the idea's unanimously bad.

Alright:

The process of this is that you throw down an item, any item at all, and do something to combine it with the already existing items.

For example;

I put down a chair.

Now there's a chair down.

So John Q. Public says "I weld giant wings to the chair."

Now we have a chair-glider.

Kinda get the gist of it?

When you think a project's complete, anyone can post COMPLETE and we'll move on to the next object.

The person who posts COMPLETE cannot throw down the first item.

Interesting, can I say the first item then?  If so:

Bathtub.

Protip: Sets of Items count as one item.

I cut the bathtub in half.

I walk in and see the bathtub, then you two.

"What are you doing to my bathroom!"



But really, I place a 2ft tall statue of the virgin mary next to the half tub.





*hint hint*

I ignite the Statue and place it ontop of one of the halfes from the bathtube.

I douse the flaming virgin with grape soda.

I put a TV infront of the both halves of the bathtub.

I add a little girl with long dark hair into the TV.

Complete

Oh god this is horrible.

I take some tissues and make a ball out of it.

I put down a refridgerator and throw the tissue ball inside.

I make a cat fuck up the cables of the refridgerator and take meat out of it.

I attach robotic legs to the bottom of the refridgerator.

I attach robotic arms to the refrigerator.

I attach chainsaws to the robotic arms.

I mount a chair with supporting beams to the back of the refrigerator, one person to sit on it.

I put an extremist Mormon on it.

I wire in an Artificial Intelligence unit, giving the Refrigerator life but no external senses.
It just sits there.
Its mission is to keep food cold.

I put Gabe Newell inside the refrigerator.

I mount a 3 foot dildo on the top of the fridge and declare its a unicorn/ Narwhal.

I mass-produce this fridge, selling in under the name of 'iPhone 6G'

COMPLETE

Snakes.

Egyptian hagglers trying to haggle the snakes.

I put the hagglers in wicker baskets.

I give the hagglers recently suggested books.

I give the snakes assault rifles.

I give them atomic bombs.

I remove the atomic bombs and ban aresty from this game.

Btw, shouldn't you try to summarize this game, Ragolution ?
I give the hagglers a Snickers.

Quote from: lolKieck on 17-04-2011
Btw, shouldn't you try to summarize this game, Ragolution ?
I give the hagglers a Snickers.

Nah. It gives incentive for people to read the whole thread.
I might start summarizing only GOOD inventions.

Complete

I put down a broken videa card.

I put the card in a bowl.

Complete

I call it "Breu's Life"

It is instantly artwork and very famous.

I put down a fish.

I give the fish a jetpack.

I give the fish a bigger brain

I put a condom over the fishes head.

I put a severed horse dick in the fish.

I take out the fish's bones.

I replace the fish's eyes with bird eggs.

I put the fish inside a hand-held hatchery[?].

Take a shitload of boxes.


Cut down and make a floor. Tape em together


Make walls withs ticksoutside as support.


Put in a Xbox360 and PS3 with a touchscreen TV and 4g Wi-fi.


Heaven's Clubhouse.

Quote from: AdrianSnake on 26-08-2011
Take a shitload of boxes.


Cut down and make a floor. Tape em together


Make walls withs ticksoutside as support.


Put in a Xbox360 and PS3 with a touchscreen TV and 4g Wi-fi.


Heaven's Clubhouse.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Gentlemen pretending to be ladies.

I give you this year's candidate for taking "Doing it Wrong" to a new level.

Necroposting AND doing it wrong, what CAN'T this man do?

Take about seven dozen eggs. Start mix'n da fuck outta them. And what do you get? PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS