The corrupt a wish game!

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but your banned from everything else.

I wish my iPod wouldn't recocognize women as Elmo.

[Alkaline]

Granted, But elmo recognizes your ipod as women

I wish for a flower

[Astarathia]

Granted, but it's a man-eater flower!

I wish I had sum moar mudkipz.

[Tom]

Granted, But the Mudkip raepz you in the butt!

I wish I could actually do CSV work.

[Thanatos]

Granted, but it doesn't transfer correctly so you have to do it over again.

I wish for everything to stay the same.

[Alkaline]

Granted, but in a paralleled universe someone in your family died

I wish for a bottle of water

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but you get water first,and then empty bottle.

I wish for more serious RP servers on garrys mod.

[lolKieck]

Granted, the Wish Granter explodes.

I like wishing so I want a wish in my wish so I can wish while I wish.

[Thanatos]

Granted, but you need to go deeper.
I wish I had a nice car.

[Alkaline]

Granted, but it's only the frame

I wish for a hot tub

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but its that hot so you cant even touch it.

I wish to become..a.. most succeful game on the earth.

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but its so succesful that there are widespread riots due to massive economic destabilization because everyone spends everything on it.

I wish that there were no griefers in minecraft.

[lolKieck]

Granted, and again, the Wish Granter explodes.
I wish to go deeper so I can wish while I wish while I wish.

[Knife_cz]

Lolkieck you dont understand,nobody cares if wishgranter explodes when his wish gets granted,fix it :3.

Granted,but you are that deep in your wish while you wish so you dont even know what you want to wish while you wish.

I wish to be smarter than Stephen Hawkins.

[Thanatos]

Granted, but you didn't get out in time, so you're stuck.
I wish for a corrupt wish.

[gamerhead]

I wish I had a donut ;D

[Silver Knight]

Granted but it's stale. - Ps you can't play the game.

I wish i had a watch to stop time so i could do all the things i want without loosing real time.

[Thanatos]

Granted, but everything you do won't be known that you did it.

I wish for no wishes.

[Tom]

Granted, but its opposite day and you get infinite wishes that fuck up constantly.

I do not wish.

[Silver Knight]

You are granted a wish anyway and recieve coal every day for the next 14 years rammed up your ass with different messages each time.

I wish this forum upgrade was worth the trouble.

[Khorn]

It was worth is, but Garry Updates Gmod, breaking your servers.


I wish I could connect to Ace of Spades.

[Tom]

Granted but instead of doing what ever the fuck you wanted to do, You accidentally Ace of Hearts whole entire dick.

I wish we when't having subliminal messages thrown at us through the background of the forums :P

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but there thrown at you through the foreground now.

I wish to be able to crack my knuckles more efficiently.

[Maxi96203]

Granted, but when you reach 10 your face will fall off.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but when you reach 10 your face will fall off.

Dude, watch the first post, you can't obviously play this.

The Wish Granter kills you.
I wish that I'd still have some good pizza.