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The corrupt a wish game!

Started by ISPYUDIE, 18-07-2009

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Granted but you send me pics of your naked body all hot and- Sorry i just came. :Shamefull face:

I wish for tissues

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Granted, but they are already covered in cum.

I wish Blake would give me his ass.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Granted, but i forgot to whipe.

I wish I remembered to whipe cause i love my pingpong <3

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Granted, Ping Pong wiped it for you because he likes his love to remember how much he remembers him.

I wish his bum could be cleaner.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Granted, Its so clean that its like a mirror and its reflecting the light and the light turns into a lazor beam and burns away your face.


I wish for a good open W-lan spot in the near of my house so I can play MGO


Granted. You get the W-lan spot, however you get a virus and it corrupts your entire system.

I wish for CHACOLATE CAEK!

Granted you're now a flaming homosexual

I wish for a bag of Chip-Ahoy and a tall glass of milk.
er

Granted, It Vaporizes and burns your face.

I wish for a nice toilet where I can sit on 24/7 with my laptop and never leave because its so comfortable


Granted it a public toilet with shit and toilet paper everywhere on it and is uncleanable

I wish for a drink
er

Granted: You get a bottle of arsenic and Moose Piss.

I wish for world peace.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Granted, Green Peace rapes you for the greater Good

I wish for more silence while I sleep <___>


Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish no wish.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Granted.I kill you becouse you don't have a good wish


I wish Obama wasn't elected

Granted, George W. Bush declares himself king.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, with Non-stale bread, Turkey that has not gone bad, Lettuce that is fresh, American cheese that has not gone bad, with mayonaise that has not expired. (Have fun fucking that up)
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Granteed, The Turkey Sandvich eats you.

I wish for Additional Pylons.


Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 03-08-2010
Granteed, The Turkey Sandvich eats you.

I wish for Additional Pylons.

Granted, but then you need more.

I wish to see the world burn.
"Yes, we will be changed and we will march with him, then all the world will have his colour and his light and his madness."


Ace: Howdy-do, Killslim.
Paintcheck: Uh...
Paintcheck: Wrong window

Granted, Your house catches fire while you are asleep

I wish. . . For the zone. . . To Disapear. . .
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Granted, but then it re-appears three feet to the left.

I wish I was the owner of HGN.

Granted, but you die of Interscrodal Hemoraging.

I wish I can divide by zero.

Granted.The world blows up due to the fucking strange equations of x divided by pie zero equalitarm.

I wish i knew what interscrodal hemoraging ment
(Shh i do know.)



OR DO I ?

Granted, but then it happens to you and you die.

I wish I wasn't poor as hell.

Granted, you inherit an old rich relatives house. . . Except you die by getting squashed by piano that was getting lifted via pulley to the third floor of the house.

I wish that I could think of a wish that would be so creative and confusing that that wish would be such a confusing wish, that no one could currupt my wishful wish that is truely the most awesomest wishy wish evar!
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Granted, you think if the most awesome wish ever, but then forget it.

I wish I had the penis of the gods.

Granted but every single female and male dies except for you.



I wish i had a golden one

Granted, you now have a large golden (fake) number 1 in your front yard.

I wish I had a yard.