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The corrupt a wish game!

Started by ISPYUDIE, 18-07-2009

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Granted, sadly your arms are now frostbitten and have fallen off and cannot be replaced, Sorry aboot that.

I wish for a sheep on your head.

Danm about my arms,


Granted

But the sheep has a golden coat and makes me rich and I buy out all of your companies.
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Granted, but I had no companies to begin with so you now have nothing more than what you started with.

I wish for a milkshake.

Granted but you then bring all the boys to the yard.

I want to be able to breath under water.
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Granted but gills have replaced your entire respitory system.

I wish for some Carmex, my lips are killing me.

Granted, but NEDM Burned you.

I wish for chocolate rain in the sky to happen!
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Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Granted, But chocolate rain is shit pellets the size of 18 wheeler trucks

I wish i had fallen earth with 900 years on it.

Granted but your computer crashes and explodes.


I wish for a longer weekend!
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Granted it lasts for 1 second longer.

I want to have ultimate superb fatality candle! So i could collect the hot waxxx putting it on my skin so it will get softer!

Granted, I have a boner.

I wish it was real.

26-09-2009 #485 Last Edit: 28-09-2009 by Radek
Granted, but it dissapears.
I wish For More wishes!
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted, but it's just an optical illusion.

I wish for a Murloc friend.
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Granted,but He get's a heart attack and dies.

I wish I had A 1000 posts :P
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted, but it was only a dream.

I wish i had all the fallout mods and they all worked and couln't harm my comp or me or the universe or my family its not a dream.

27-09-2009 #489 Last Edit: 27-09-2009 by Farenheit
Granted, but then HGN server dies because everyone's playing Fallout 3.

I wish I didn't waste 30 minutes trying to think of a way to corrupt that lame wish.

Granted, but you lose 1 post.

I wish Stalker had no bugs.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Granted, The bugs jump out and eat you! Rawr!

I wish... Eeh.. DAmn i wish i knew what to wish..
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

ugh, its been done before, you wish you could wish "I wish i was away from here" to the wanky shit demon.

I wish for a RPG :D

Granted, but its made of cardboard and you receive  it just as it starts raining... Very hard.

I wish i could fuck wanky shit demons wife ( ONLY IF SHE WAS NOT MADE OF SHIT OR WANK)

granted, but in the process of you fucking her, you and her teleport to her shit and wank world

i wish for a gto

Granted but it explodes when you start the engine.

I wish for the WoW expansion to come out.

Granted but you get banned from Wow and never get to play it again.

I wish That the new Wow Expansion wouldent come out!
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Granted, but they come out with another expansion that does exactly the same thing in a different way.

I wish for general status.


Granted, but it sets to GeneralFail.

I wish for CoD MW2 to come nooooow!
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Granted, but you can't buy it.

I wish for awesomeness!
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Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE