The corrupt a wish game!

[Kelse]

Granted, everyone on earth explodes except for you as you are not a human.

I wish my cats weren't such dickbutts.

[crusader :D]

Granted, your cats are fuckbutts.

I wish Kelse would stop being so jealous of my position as King in the Gay Vampire Castle.

[Knife_cz]

Granted, your cats are fuckbutts.

I wish Kelse would stop being so jealous of my position as King in the Gay Vampire Castle.

Granted.
Get the fuck out.

I wish for a cooled nuka-cola.

[nKe]

Granted, it tastes like shit, though.

I wish i could see this thread with my eyes closed.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, but it is because you are blind, and we are predictable.


I wish for Crusader to be made Crussaria SV, oh wait...

[Caso]

Granted, but it is because you are blind, and we are predictable.


I wish for Crusader to be made Crussaria SV, oh wait...

Not Granted. We're sorry for the inconvenience but that part of that wish is no longer irrelevant. Due to the fact that we could not find [SEVER NAME] in our data banks. So thus, your wish was lost during the granting process. We are sorry.

I wish for a leaf that wont explode, melt or it tuns out to be poison ivy.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted. The leaf is cannabis, and you are immediately seized by the police for posession of illicit substances.


I wish for a pile of gold bars.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted. The leaf is cannabis, and you are immediately seized by the police for posession of illicit substances.


I wish for a pile of gold bars.

Granted, its a pile of cardboard cutouts shaped like gold bars.

Im gonna be nice...
I wish Caso could get his fucking leaf...

[Paintcheck]

He does but it turns out to be cannibis and he is seized by the police for possession

I wish I had a real job for summer instead of lifeguarding.

[Kelse]

I'm going to point this out Caso = Girl saying He = wat.

[Paintcheck]

I wish Kelse would stop posting off-topic shit in threads.

(Sorry Caso).

[Kelse]

Granted, I become Crusader v2 and only post in GVC.

I wish Paintcheck wasn't such a meanie to me.

[Paintcheck]

I'm mean to everyone. Deal with it.

[Madcombat]

Granted, paintcheck isnt a meanie to you but instead one of your new gay porn friends.
I wish for... More pills.

[Paintcheck]

You die from an overdose

I wish for no more wishes.

[Madcombat]

Granted, but Dark Angel enters the thread.
I wish for... More pills.

[nKe]

Granted, the pill makes you not want pills anymore.

I wish this thread could be locked.

[Kelse]

Granted, I lock this thread.

I wish I had the power to lock threads.

[Knife_cz]

Kelse you didn't corrupted the wish :|.
Granted, you can now lock threads on forums.gay-porn not here.

I wish Justin Bieber died.

[Caso]

Kelse you didn't corrupted the wish :|.
Granted, you can now lock threads on forums.gay-porn not here.

I wish Justin Bieber died.

Granted, but his even shitter brother now takes his place. Sings even worse music then Bieber and he has a shitty name to go with it. Austen Delmer. Yet, he gets more lay then you'll ever get. He gave the bitches a pretty look. Bitches love the pretty look.

I wish people got my gender right. And, I wish for a leaf that didnt explode, melt, isnt poison ivy, and doesn't become cannabis twice.

(Really, I just want to see how far people will take the leaf <3)

[ZainMenloe]

Granted, but it blows out of your hands into a pit of lava, but doesn't melt or burst into flames or explode, just sits on the lava taunting you and how you'll never get your leaf.


I wish for the greatest RP server ever, where people don't care about gear, the admins and players are awesome, is populated, but never full.

[Ket]

Granted. You wake up and realise it's a dream.

I wish my condom wouldn't brake that one time.

[SGT-Spartans]

Granted: Your condom now hits the gas at red lights.


I wish for Guitar Hero RP

[Syndraell]

Granted: Your condom now hits the gas at red lights.


I wish for Guitar Hero RP

Granted, but you're a Roadie who doesn't get laid.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

[D33tly]

Granted, you know what to wish for but cannot have another wish.

I wish everyone on the planet did a cossack dance at once.