The corrupt a wish game!

[Ket]

Granted. Your Super Power is to bug everyoen and spamm forums with ponies.


I wish for my own stuffed Hitler doll.

[Gonztah]

Granted it's made of air and stuffed with dark matter.

I wish for GRENADES!

[JRParadox]

Granted, but the grenades are from WW2 and are very fragile meaning they explode in your hand


I wish for a Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask cartridge

[nKe]

Granted. It is a plastic model.

I wish for no more wishes.

[Redbark]

Granted. It is a plastic model.

I wish for no more wishes.

Granted but I made a wish

I wish for a wish ungrantable.

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but your wish causes a localized tear in reality that sucks you into a dimension occupied solely by a bad Robin Williams impersonator.

I wish for my own personal plane of Oblivion, which I can travel to and from via a portal I am able to generate simply by willing it into existence, and similarly closing it by willing it out of existence. The manipulation, generation, and closing of the portal expends no energy, and is perfectly safe. The portal's shape and size are to be decided every time it is created as part of it being willed into and out of existence.
      Furthermore, I wish that passage through said portal causes no discomfort or pain, nor any feeling other than a slight breeze. A second condition is that I am able to transport anyone I wish, to and from the afore mentioned plane of Oblivion also via the portal.

As for the plane of Oblivion itself, I wish for it to be as large as I wish, perfectly stable, and entirely responsive to my whims, allowing me to shape it, and its contents and inhabitants as I please, effectively allowing me to shape it into anything I see fit, at any time. Furthermore, the only entities and organisms in existence within said plane of Oblivion only exist with my consent. A further condition is that I am able to manipulate the physics and laws of this plane of Oblivion anytime and as many times as I see fit. An extension of this ability allows for the ability to manipulate time, either to slow it down or speed it up in proportion to the outside world. All control of this plane of Oblivion is entirely mine.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted, the plane of oblivion is your imagination and your imagiination alone.

I wish for an unopened bottle of cold Sprite.

[Syndraell]

Granted, but someone pissed in it before it was bottled.

I wish i was the last person on earth, and cannot die/age.

[Ket]

Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.


I wish for a Fleshlight

[Madcombat]

Granted, nobody to play Terraria with.


I wish for a Fleshlight

Granted, it go boom.

I wish for pi-   I wish for multiple plug sockets in my room.

[Syndraell]

granted, they don't work because there's a Pill Factory run by Keebler Elves behind the walls.

I wish that I could think of anything, and know how to make it work/happen/exist.

[nKe]

Granted, you can make anything exist now, sadly you just became a lobotomite.

I wish for a new Men In Black movie.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted, but for some reason the damned thing is on VHS. (If you have a VHS player, you put it in, get to watch it once and then the video tape gets ripped out of the case.)

I wish people would stop wishing for no more wishes.

[Blazer232]

Granted, but it's really shitty and everyone except for you loves it.

I wish I was no longer grounded.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, you die in a car crash and your mom ungrounds you as a last courtesy.


I wish Zain would learn to make funnier corruptions to peoples' wishes.

[Chippy]

Granted, he's too busy laughing to himself in real life.

I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse...and I DONT DIE, and i get to freggin live free.

[Syndraell]

granted, but you live with a Ex-con who made you his bitch.

I wish everyone could actually get a uncorruptable wish in real life, but it must be used unselfishly.

[nKe]

Granted, everybody is now rich and healthy except you, since your wish was used to give everyone the ability to wish.

I wish I could get a new pair of shoes.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, they are Hipster "Shoes" that are eco-friendly and made from 100% recycled materials. (This means that they are used trashbag foot-wrappings.)


I wish for a fine piece of Ass pie.

[Chippy]

Granted, but the ass pie tasted like [/color]SHIT, so you barfed all over Nik's new/old ghetto shoes.I wish people would visit my link :3

[JRParadox]

Granted, many people visit the link to the HGN thread causing the servers to overload and melt costing HGN lots of money resulting in your ban


I wish for a gun and Rupert Murdoch next to me

[Syndraell]

Granted, many people visit the link to the HGN thread causing the servers to overload and melt costing HGN lots of money resulting in your ban


I wish for a gun and Rupert Murdoch next to me

Granted. Murdoch is holding the gun.

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, You get AIDS because you forgot to wish.

I wish I had a fully functioning lightsaber modeled after Darth Vader's, accompanied by a detailed instruction manual in english.

[Gonztah]

Granted, the manual is in ye olde english and you cant make out what it says.

I wish for a GRENADE!

[Knife_cz]

Granted, it explodes as it appears.

I wish to be...KROGAN.