Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Pawx]

11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: ive never felt such
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: a
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: tight
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: space
11:00 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Umm..
11:00 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Cool?
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: it almost reminded me of
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: silverknight
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Hes not that tight
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: He has a flap
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: From Blake..
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: guess who helped blake give him that flag
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: flap
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: You?
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: no
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Me?
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: im not sure
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: did you
11:02 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Im sure I didnt..
11:02 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: what did you do on the night of april 4th 1994
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Ummm
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: I was born..
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: No wait
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: 1995
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: April 5
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: this is why you dont remember assisting blake in making silverknights flap
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Makes sense..
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: you where just a tiny egg
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: thrusting into silverknight
11:04 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: So..
11:04 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Exile is my daddy?
11:04 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: yes

DADDY?!?!

[Commissar Nitro]

Anyone who impersonates me WILL be banned thanks for posting the evidence

[Steven :D]

Anyone who impersonates me WILL be banned thanks for posting the evidence

GG impersonators.

[lolKieck]

12:57 - |HGN| Kieck Łopatoj po jebało !: holy shit... dude... I dont even... FO3 Nexus... what the fuck... seriously...
12:57 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: wat
12:57 - |HGN| Kieck Łopatoj po jebało !: Ive found
12:57 - |HGN| Kieck Łopatoj po jebało !: Ive found...
12:57 - |HGN| Kieck Łopatoj po jebało !: A FUCKING HENTAI PIBOY SCREEN
12:57 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: no
12:57 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: wait
12:57 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: yes
12:58 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: as long as it's straight
12:58 - |HGN| Kieck Łopatoj po jebało !: it is, quoted

[Pawx]

5:01 PM - ::DcG::Lt. Taylor: wanna hear about a paintball match i went to?
5:01 PM - ::DcG::Lt. Taylor: :DDDD
5:01 PM - |HGN| Pawx: NO
5:01 PM - |HGN| Pawx leaves


5:02 PM - |HGN| Dark Scar: Do you has aneh shortbread?
5:03 PM - |HGN| Pawx: GTFO OF HERE DAMNIT
5:03 PM - |HGN| Dark Scar runs off


Non Social FTW

[Turkey]

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Sharrock: Your so proud of your TS work
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I am
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I sitcky'd me pressing ctrl+Shift+T
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: And i am proud
|HGN| Sharrock: Man
|HGN| Sharrock: I thought killa was a faggot
|HGN| Sharrock: Then i saw his picture
|HGN| Sharrock: And found out he was a faggot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LOL
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: he's not.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Post your photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: demand it
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone has that big of a douche haircut and is not a faggot.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nos.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: now*
|HGN| Sharrock: Is that seriously a picture of blake?
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: yes
|HGN| Sharrock: And i wonder why he has no friends.
|HGN| Sharrock: You see turkey
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone uses axes
|HGN| Sharrock: People have upgraded to guns
|HGN| Sharrock: Well... i mean you can cut off a turkeys head with an axe
|HGN| Sharrock: But thats about it
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: o
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: u nigge
|HGN| Sharrock: The 8 year old video...
|HGN| Sharrock: British children sound like rednecks.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LO
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: He's american
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: sily
|HGN| Sharrock: Ah
|HGN| Sharrock: A redneck in the making
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: =D
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Perfect
|HGN| Sharrock: Are you ouuutttsiideeee
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: yes
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: its snowing
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: and i amm cold
|HGN| Sharrock: It's below 30 in texas
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Its
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Fucking
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: 7 degrees
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: here
|HGN| Sharrock: Turkey4d1cks
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Should be your new name
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: D:
|HGN| Sharrock: Oh i fucking swear
|HGN| Sharrock: If goose ever puts that 47 mins up of me being high in TS
|HGN| Sharrock: We will find a way to kill him
|HGN| Sharrock: Hmm
|HGN| Sharrock: I don't know who rg4 is
|HGN| Sharrock: We have a problem
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: He's a redneck
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: VERY REDNECK
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Alabama
|HGN| Sharrock: Ah
|HGN| Sharrock: So a good man
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Shit like that
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: :D
|HGN| Sharrock: You see turkey
|HGN| Sharrock: Rednecks
|HGN| Sharrock: Cause shit
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I am redneck. I got a truck
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: a shotgun downstairs
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: ;\
|HGN| Sharrock: That ain't redneck
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I drink beer
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: And sit in the sun
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: all day.
|HGN| Sharrock: Still not there
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I dont care for woman
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: and I hunt a lot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Actully
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I just explained every british person
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: in one sf chat.
|HGN| Sharrock: Not really.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LIER
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I HATE YOU
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: GOODBYE
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Turkey
|HGN| Sharrock: Try riding on the bumper of a jeep running 15 mph while drunk. your other 2 friends being drunk and one driving.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Quoted.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Btw
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: watch the one labeled internet
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: It's ping pongs girl friend
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: pwning everyone
|HGN| Sharrock: Want to hear the story of how sharrock got ran over from being drunk on a bumper.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: NO D:
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I WANT
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: YOU
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: TO
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: MEET PING PONGS GIRLFRIENd
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: YOU WILL SHIT  BRIXS
|HGN| Sharrock: I already have.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Woman-Internet.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Holy shit
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Well your getting my story son
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: ok
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky sits down
|HGN| Sharrock opens up the book of drunken tales
|HGN| Sharrock: Now you see, there was 3 of us with a 2 seater jeep and 2 30 packs of beer
|HGN| Sharrock: After drinking 1 30 pack we decided to drive down the road to a pond
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Oh god
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: .OH GOD
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: RENECK ALERT
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: MUSt
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: KILL
|HGN| Sharrock: lol
|HGN| Sharrock: I got stuck with the bumper
|HGN| Sharrock: So while driving
|HGN| Sharrock: I had to run with the jeep.
|HGN| Sharrock: So we hit 15 MPH
|HGN| Sharrock: And my boot was catching under the jeep
|HGN| Sharrock: So
|HGN| Sharrock: After running 10 seconds with it
|HGN| Sharrock: I went under
|HGN| Sharrock: So
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I think I have a photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: to explain this
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/cranktime.gif
|HGN| Sharrock: No....
|HGN| Sharrock: So after i get up
|HGN| Sharrock: We make the drunk pasenger lay accross the hood like a deer.
|HGN| Sharrock: And we drove down to the pond
|HGN| Sharrock: To where i found out
|HGN| Sharrock: I had road rash badly
|HGN| Sharrock: A ripped toe
|HGN| Sharrock: And missing leather on my steel toe boots
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: WOW
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: YOU
|HGN| Sharrock: And then we finished another 30 pack of beer.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Get way to hammered
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Thats
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Thats..wild
|HGN| Sharrock: No
|HGN| Sharrock: Thats redneck adventures.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: This log
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: =quoted
|HGN| Sharrock: Thats not as bad as the time we stole a car to get weed.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: o ok
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I've heard enough
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: My ears are bleeding from you
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Criminal scum
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Here
|HGN| Sharrock: We'll give you a pic of something
|HGN| Sharrock: http://s956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/shea3014/?action=view&current=IMAG0054.jpg
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: oh gogd
|HGN| Sharrock: And no, you won't find a pic of me in my photobucket.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: You smoke pot?
|HGN| Sharrock: Yeah
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Thats sad
|HGN| Sharrock: Nope
|HGN| Sharrock: We have a 30 pack of beer and we're buying an ounce this weekend.
|HGN| Sharrock: So theres my weekend
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Illegal
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Smoking
|HGN| Sharrock: Yep
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Is illegal
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: CRIMINAL
|HGN| Sharrock: So?
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: SCUM
|HGN| Sharrock: Kay
|HGN| Sharrock: http://s956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/shea3014/?action=view&current=IMAG0130-1.jpg
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: i see wat u did tha
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: r
|HGN| Sharrock: http://s956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/shea3014/?action=view&current=SSPX1041.jpg
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: u drunk
|HGN| Sharrock: Not right now
|HGN| Sharrock: Normally i am.
|HGN| Sharrock: Going to school with a hangover sucks
|HGN| Sharrock: Going drunk is amazing
|HGN| Sharrock: Being high in school is even better.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Your life
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: =my enjoyment
|HGN| Sharrock: Lol
|HGN| Sharrock: Ever lay on the floor hanging on so you don't fall off?
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: wat
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: you stoner
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: get out
|HGN| Sharrock: No
|HGN| Sharrock: I was really drunk
|HGN| Sharrock: I need to take a pic of the bar in my house.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Your trailer*
|HGN| Sharrock: Nope
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: o snap
|HGN| Sharrock: House
|HGN| Sharrock: With 3 acres of land.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: o
|HGN| Sharrock: And my barn.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: U HAS BARN
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I LOL'd
|HGN| Sharrock: Use it as more of a shop if anything.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Shop for weed
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: stoner!
|HGN| Sharrock: I meant workshop
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I am kidding
|HGN| Sharrock: http://s956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/shea3014/?action=view&current=IMAG0089.jpg
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: I see you.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: bald boi
|HGN| Sharrock: nope
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: fat boi?
|HGN| Sharrock: No
|HGN| Sharrock: brb
|HGN| Sharrock is now Away.

[Duranblackraven]

 [LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Y hallo thar...
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Shall we get the paddle?
[LOOC] Sldr. Krill Leren: Uh...
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
Sgt. Sevastian Polyakev has used '/Radio // Wut?'.
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "YOUR OFFICER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: C'mere.

[Tom]

[ADMIN] [6'1|Muscular|Gasmask|...]: Gnight folks.
(-) |HGN-STTO| Rebel has disconnected from the server.
[ADMIN] [Masked | Hooded | Col...]: nigger

[Bucky]

[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Y hallo thar...
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Shall we get the paddle?
[LOOC] Sldr. Krill Leren: Uh...
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
Sgt. Sevastian Polyakev has used '/Radio // Wut?'.
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "YOUR OFFICER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: C'mere.

I shat myself... Then dove out the window.

[lolKieck]

(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

[Pawx]

(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

No shit Sherlock, You just figured that out?

[OrangeReal]

Rovanoger's Steam Avatar - http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/d1/d16dde324398f00f375759eeeb3eee3a17610aa6_full.jpg

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
7:54 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Rov
7:54 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Is your picture gay related?
7:54 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: No
7:54 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: whats wrong with you
7:54 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Well
7:54 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: There's two men in a bed.
7:54 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: No shirt.
7:55 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Possibly nuded.
7:55 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Yeah.
7:55 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: They had only one bed
7:55 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: There really close bros
7:55 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Like really really close?
7:55 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: In there butts
7:55 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: D:
7:55 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: So who's that in that picture?
7:55 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Me and Pawx
7:56 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Pawx is on left
7:56 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: I am on right
7:56 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Ewwwwww...
7:56 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: www.gayporn.com

[lolKieck]

(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

No shit Sherlock, You just figured that out?

Without any aid and nearly no encounters, yes, I did, now, what do you think about that Doctor Twatson ?

[Killabreu]

|HGN| Sharrock: Man
|HGN| Sharrock: I thought killa was a faggot
|HGN| Sharrock: Then i saw his picture
|HGN| Sharrock: And found out he was a faggot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LOL
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: he's not.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Post your photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: demand it
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone has that big of a douche haircut and is not a faggot.

Fuck you nigger.

[Turkey]

|HGN| Sharrock: Man
|HGN| Sharrock: I thought killa was a faggot
|HGN| Sharrock: Then i saw his picture
|HGN| Sharrock: And found out he was a faggot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LOL
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: he's not.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Post your photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: demand it
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone has that big of a douche haircut and is not a faggot.

Fuck you nigger.

lol. You sharrock smokes too much weed

[Pawx]

12:22 PM - Federal Government: lol
12:23 PM - Federal Government: standard HGN's playerbase threat
12:23 PM - Federal Government: [PM] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: // Everyone on server thinks bad things about you,thanks to me
(
12:23 PM - Federal Government: damn he's a tough motherfucker
12:23 PM - Pawx the Pedobear: LOL

It's funny cause it's true...

[Turkey]

[DiskoStew]

Lol?

[Pawx]

OP was better

[Turkey]

OP was better

[Pawx]

OP was better

[Steven :D]

[Tom]

Myself and Rebel conversing about a Starship troopers RP drill instructors elaborate and wonderful teachings about formations



|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Hey tom
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Howdy
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: I found the best drill instructor ever.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Oh?
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: He was explaining formations
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Read this.
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "FIRST FORMATION IS CALLED LINE FORMATION."
[LOOC] Pvt. Jonathan L. Gaffer: Well considering he can't spell...
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING LINE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "SECOND IS DOUBLE LINE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S TWO LINES."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "THIRD IS WEDGE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING TRIANGLE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "FOURTH IS BOX."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING BOX."
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: If only I had a pre-calculus and chemistry teacher like this. . . Things would make so much sense
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: LOL
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: im still laughing over it

[jaik]

Plunger: Doc Mitchel's ask for my name
Plunger: I put in
Plunger: "Doc Mitchel"
Plunger: Well that's not a name I'd choose for myself
Plunger: But
Plunger: Whatever suits you
Federal Government: LOL

[Steven :D]

8:58 PM - Federal Government: ** [7'1/Very Muscular/Blo...] attempts to stick his tantacles inside the man, sucking his blood.
** 'Troll' lets out a load yell, "Choke on it"
8:58 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: what
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: did you r-
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: lol
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: LOL