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Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 02-04-2009

Post your quotes here...
Be They Funny....
Or Horrific....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 02-04-2009

[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: ugh idk if i can be fucked to go to college today ;/
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: go
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: you need education
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: lol
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff pushes you out the door
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Yeah true that, but ive got a kind of migrane >.<
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff gives you a gun
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight stares at the gun, and then at Waffle
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Ugh?
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: shoot me
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: NO I LIED
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: DON'T DO IT
[BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplodes
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Oh good, cause i was waiting for you to say please...
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: looool

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: BAGELWaff on 02-04-2009

7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: hi my name is waffler
7:07 PM - Charades: hizzay
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i like candle lit dinners
7:07 PM - Charades: my name is
7:07 PM - Charades: i forget
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: and long walks in a moony night
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: on the beach
7:07 PM - Charades: i like waffles
7:07 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: D:<
7:08 PM - Charades: and french toast
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what shuld i blog on
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: about
7:08 PM - Charades: i dunno, i was gonna blog about doing my wash
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: omfg
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: no wai
7:08 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i shuold do i blog on about shitting
7:09 PM - Charades: do what rick does and just bash rp communities
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: omfg
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i do that
7:09 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: some times
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplodes
7:10 PM - Charades tap dances
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: rick likes tap dancing
7:10 PM - Charades: i know
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: WAIT.
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: I HAVE AN IDEA.
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff sits you on a chair
7:10 PM - Charades: D:
7:10 PM - Charades: you're a stripper?
7:10 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: no
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff hands you kmathis's dildo
7:11 PM - Charades takes back his toothbrush
7:11 PM - Charades: kmathis stole this from me
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: D:
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: http://bagelnazis.thebearfucker.net/ (http://bagelnazis.thebearfucker.net/)
7:11 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: amirite
7:12 PM - Charades: yeah
7:12 PM - Charades: how come rick gave you a bagel
7:12 PM - Charades: but i got hitler
7:12 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: lol
7:13 PM - Charades: no one cares about stza
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: i do
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: hescool bro
7:13 PM - Charades: its a gurl
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what
7:13 PM - Charades: stza has no penis
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: what
7:13 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: are u srs
7:13 PM - Charades: and has boobs
7:14 PM - Charades: yes
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wtf
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: srs
7:14 PM - Charades: how did you not know this?
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: I ONLY REMEMBER HIM/HER FROM RAZORP
7:14 PM - Charades: its a girl
7:14 PM - Charades: now you gotta act weird around her
7:14 PM - Charades: and say sex jokes
7:14 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: ur liar
7:15 PM - Charades: im not
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: stop tr0ling me
7:15 PM - Charades: i swear
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: im ask rick
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wen he g eton
7:15 PM - Charades: he's gonna be the troll
7:15 PM - Charades: and say shes a guy
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: wtf
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff asplode
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: STOP LYING TO ME
7:15 PM - Charades: I SWEAR ON RICK'S LIFE
7:15 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: OHSHI-
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: IM EATING HOT SPICE CHICKEN WINGS
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: WHATDO I DO
7:16 PM - Charades: eat more
7:16 PM - Charades: fight fire with fire
7:16 PM - [BAGELNAZI] Silent Disciple Waff: fff

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Akira on 03-04-2009

Waffler, as normally I would hate you totally for thinking that Hitler and nazism is funny.

BUT YOU WATCHED AKIRA, THE GOOD OLD MOVIE SO I LIKE YOU! (i liek teh p0warz frum dah akira :o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Sakna on 05-04-2009

*** Johann Wolf headbutts the glass window

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 07-04-2009

[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: How do you tie people?
[ADMIN CHAT] Stalad Vulrokik: You and your wet dreams >.> lol
Player Jman234 has joined the game
[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: lol
[ADMIN CHAT] Ralik Omikrei: If it helps I always have a safety word
[ADMIN CHAT] Stalad Vulrokik: O.O

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 08-04-2009

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 08-04-2009

XDDDDD Jake
_________________________________________________Edit: 08-04-2009_________________________________________________
Never tell your password to anyone.
[HGN]Cloud Strife: hey ganendor ?
[HGN]Cloud Strife: ????
[HGN]Cloud Strife: hey ganendor ya there ?
[HGN]Cloud Strife piss on his window and laughs
[HGN]Cloud Strife throws stones trough the window on his computer now
[HGN]Cloud Strife jumps in and poops on the keyboard
[HGN] Ganendor [V|F|C] is now Away.
[HGN]Cloud Strife chuckles
[HGN]Cloud Strife poops on the chat window and writes with the shit on his wall "EPIC WIN!"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Deathcon on 13-04-2009

[HGN DT] Redneck: The only reason I get really pissed off is because I inherited my dad's familys genes
[HGN DT] Redneck: The Kennedy Gene
[HGN DT] Redneck: Makes me insanely aggressive
[HGN GSA]Deathcon: One shot in the head and your dead?
[HGN DT] Redneck: I've got in 2 fights at school

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 13-04-2009

[HGN DT] Redneck: I've got in 2 fights at school
[HGN DT] Redneck: Won both of them due to my rage
[HGN DT] Redneck: I knocked 1 kid out
[HGN DT] Redneck: and the other one I just fought him till he ran away screaming
[HGN DT] Redneck is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
[HGN DEV] Sniperhunter: Was it a nerd slap battle?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fairy Cakes on 14-04-2009

Fairy Cakes stands outside Creeding's window and stares in
Fairy Cakes takes a picture
[HGN] Creeding: ....
[HGN] Creeding: NUGETS!
Fairy Cakes asplodes

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 14-04-2009

[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I think alot of people are moving away from costal properties due to all the hurricanes and crap, scares the shit outta people
Charades: Tampa Bay/ClearWater is where I live and we normally don't get crap.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I feel lucky to live in the UK, we don't get anything, ever.
Charades: Oddly enough, Florida people love hurricanes until it does massive damage.
Charades: Every year I hope we get hit.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: XD
Charades: It's so much fun.
Charades: The last 3 years we've gotten crap.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: You mean the thrill of seeing something epic
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: XD
Charades: Sitting around the T.V. everyday waiting to see what happens.
Charades: Then when you get hit it's awesome.
Charades: It's like you're in Mordor.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fairy Cakes on 15-04-2009

Lol Mordor.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 16-04-2009

[HGN STSA] Locke cries
[Name Withheld] licks your tears.
[Name Withheld] off your face
[HGN STSA] Locke: WHAT THE FUX
[HGN STSA] Locke: Im quoting that. In the HGN quote thread
[Name Withheld] HAHAHA.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Srsly.

T.T

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 16-04-2009

Quote from: Locke [HGN STSA] Locke cries
[Name Withheld] licks your tears.
[Name Withheld] off your face
[HGN STSA] Locke: WHAT THE FUX
[HGN STSA] Locke: Im quoting that. In the HGN quote thread
[Name Withheld] HAHAHA.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Srsly.

T.T

Can i haz some Tears please Locke?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fairy Cakes on 17-04-2009

[HGN STSA] Nails: brb toilet
Fairy Cakes: WAIT
Fairy Cakes: Don't forget the Seva suit
[HGN STSA] Nails: yeah ill whipe my ass with it thanks

Title: COBRA IS VERY FOND OF MALES: AKA HES GAY
Post by: Locke on 17-04-2009

Col.Cobra=TS=: I will
Col.Cobra=TS=: BUTT
Col.Cobra=TS=: RAPE
Col.Cobra=TS=: U
Col.Cobra=TS=: BUAHAHAHA
Col.Cobra=TS=: And yes
Col.Cobra=TS=: I do like men
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Click it!

Title: Re: COBRA IS VERY FOND OF MALES: AKA HES GAY
Post by: Cobra on 17-04-2009

Friday, April 17, 2009
10:40 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: ADSF GET ON UR FREEDOMER MOAR
10:40 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: OR I WILL EAT U
10:41 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: When the map is updated to accomadatmae sum peoada then kamaune i will be more
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Doesnt mean you can passive
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Faggot
10:41 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: >:O
10:41 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: Read my Lips!
10:42 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: F-A-G-G-O-T
10:42 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE reads Cobra's lips but all he sees is him saying "I like men"
10:43 PM - Col.Cobra=TS= Grumbles
10:43 PM - Col.Cobra=TS= Kills u some hoaw
10:43 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: POWER GAME OH EM GEE
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: I will
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: BUTT
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: RAPE
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: U
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: BUAHAHAHA
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: And yes
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: I do like men
10:44 PM - Col.Cobra=TS=: But only men named LOCKE
10:44 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: Quoted in it's own dedicated thread.
10:44 PM - [HGN STSA] LOCKE: Fag

Be altering meh chat logs!

Title: Re: COBRA IS VERY FOND OF MALES: AKA HES GAY
Post by: Locke on 17-04-2009

LIES!!!!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: MattyK on 19-04-2009

Quote from: VentrilloSilverknight: 05'ers are like the Creme de la Creme of the Facepunch Community.
MattyK: Yeah, Rich and Thick.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 20-04-2009

Soropolis: how is your wookie doing.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: I killed it =(
Soropolis: :(
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: It tried to rape me >.>
Soropolis: some times you just have to put 'em down.
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight nods

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 21-04-2009

[BADGER] Mushroom is done
[BADGER] Mushroom flies away
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: lol
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight grabs him and eats him
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: yum
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: magic mushroom
[BADGER] Mushroom: now ur high
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: ooooohhhhhh shitsssssssss

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 24-04-2009

Swinzleh : Silver
Swinzleh : Did I ever tell you about Ninja Swinzly?
[HGN Owner]ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Yeah, he died
Swinzleh : Noesssssss :C

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: BAGELWaff on 25-04-2009

12:36 PM - Deus Ex Machina: Apparently after watching 300 in theaters
12:36 PM - Deus Ex Machina: My semen decided they were going to be Spartans
12:37 PM - Deus Ex Machina: They destroyed the condom and beat birth control.
_________________________________________________Edit: 25-04-2009_________________________________________________

Quote from: Akira Waffler, as normally I would hate you totally for thinking that Hitler and nazism is funny.

BUT YOU WATCHED AKIRA, THE GOOD OLD MOVIE SO I LIKE YOU! (i liek teh p0warz frum dah akira :o

nah bro, BAGELNAZI is the name of my blog

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 26-04-2009

Col.Cobra=TS=: HUrr
Col.Cobra=TS=: HURR
[HGN STSA] Locke: Dur?
Col.Cobra=TS=: Purr.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Mrow.
[HGN STSA] Locke: Rawr.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Meeeoooww.
Col.Cobra=TS=: Puuuu-
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOF
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: KEEEEEETTsSSH
Col.Cobra=TS= Hisses
[HGN STSA] Locke: WOOOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: MORRRRROOOOOAAWW KEEEIIIITTTSHHSS
[HGN STSA] Locke: BWOOOF
Col.Cobra=TS=: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFAWAWWRWSARWr
[HGN STSA] Locke: RWOOOOOOOOORF
Col.Cobra=TS=: meow
Col.Cobra=TS=: MEOW
[HGN STSA] Locke eats cobra, and then disposes of her young
Col.Cobra=TS=: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[HGN STSA] Locke: ***Sounds of death**

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nex on 04-05-2009

Vent, lolwut.

Sniperhunter: Jesus christ, why do you care if our team sucks or not?

RENCAM0: I'M PLAYIN' TUH WIIIIN!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 04-05-2009

Bahaha.

PLAYING TO WIN.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: NeoHazard on 04-05-2009

Anon: Relax man, just chill. I'm here to play for fun.

Me: YEA?! WELL IM PLAYING TO WIN!!!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 04-05-2009

On vent.
Killabreu-Chea Prolly dude
Cobra-Cheeea Prolly Dude
Killabreu-Cobra stop being a faggot don't ruin it
Cobra-Chea Prolly
Killabreu- Your a faggot
Cobra-Chea Prolly
Killabreu-Thats It I am muting you until you stop being a faggot.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: wil on 06-05-2009

Guys ill totaly own you at Quotes don't even start.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 13-05-2009

Quote from: wil Guys ill totaly own you at Quotes don't even start.

It's been going on for a while, so technically we started about since HGN was here.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 14-05-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 14-05-2009

You're gonna pay for that D:<.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 17-05-2009

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 23-05-2009

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 24-05-2009

Bagels: we have...
Bagels: grown apart!
Bagels: FOR SO LONG, father, we have not had a conversation
|HGN-Owner|ﮖil√ĕřKňight: thats cause you became a fag son =(
Bagels: What say thee, oh father of mine
|HGN-Owner|ﮖil√ĕřKňight: and i dont like you sticking a dildo or a mans penis up your ass
|HGN-Owner|ﮖil√ĕřKňight: its unjust
Bagels gasps
Bagels: BUT DAD
Bagels: THATS...thats who i am!
Bagels runs away crying

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 24-05-2009

Guys.... you are just a bunch of tr0lls....

Damn i had an awsome quote about Longlost ..... fuck need to find it.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 24-05-2009

Sﮎcorpion: pussy lover

or

|HGN| Assassinator1097: Jes?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: How old are you :3 ? Just curious
|HGN| Assassinator1097: 546 year olds Blood Elf Mage?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: 16 right
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Busted
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: 5-4 and 6 = 16
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I've won the game :D
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I should post it in the Quote thread

And he didn't answer to my SFs for a while after that.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 25-05-2009

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 25-05-2009

Quote from: 19YearsOldLesbian;16437Sﮎcorpion: pussy lover

or

|HGN| Assassinator1097: Jes?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: How old are you :3 ? Just curious
|HGN| Assassinator1097: 546 year olds Blood Elf Mage?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: 16 right
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Busted
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: 5-4 and 6 = 16
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I've won the game :D
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I should post it in the Quote thread

And he didn't answer to my SFs for a while after that.

You scared him =(

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 25-05-2009

http://omegle.com - Beware, many a /b/tards go here. Still fun.

Stranger: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you. You like what I've done with the place?
You: Its a bit stuffy.
You: Open a window.
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 46/M/Behind you
You have disconnected

not mine this one-

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Can I ask for some advice?
Stranger: yeah lol im pretty good at givin advice
Stranger: shoot
You: Ok, Lenny.
You: Can I call you Lenny?
You: Thanks, Lenny.
Stranger: ummm sure
Stranger: lol
You: Anyway, I accidentally a coke bottle.
Stranger: what
You: In your professional opinion, Lenny, is this bad?
Stranger: what did u do lol i dont understand
Stranger: what did u do with a coke bottle
You: I accidentally a coke bottle.
You: A WHOLE coke bottle.
Stranger: what did u do with it
You: Try not to judge, Lenny, it can happen to all of us.
You: I accidentally it.
Stranger: ok i wont judge
You: Thanks.
Stranger: u accidentally what
You: A coke bottle.
Stranger: how do u do that
You: I can't divuldge that information.
Stranger: then how can i help
Stranger: u can tell me anythin
Stranger: i wont care
Stranger: i promise iv probly herd worse
You: Well, I would, Lenny. You seem like a nice young man and I think we're all friends here.
You: And you've already told me you don't judge.
Stranger: ok
You: But I just can divuldge that information, I'm afraid.
Stranger: dont be
You: So, if you were in my situation, what would you do?
Stranger: depeneds
Stranger: what did u do with a coke bottle
You: I accidentally it.
Stranger: did u put it someware where it didnt belong
Stranger: its a yes or no question
You: Lenny, I'm sorry, but you're just not making sense.
You: I ACCIDENTALLY it.
Stranger: u accidentally did what with it
Stranger: be blunt
Stranger: i dont care
You: I accidentally the whole coke bottle.
You: I don't know how else to put it.
You: The coke bottle, I accidentally it.
Stranger: how could u accidentally a coke bottle
You: You said you wouldn't judge, Lenny.
Stranger: no im just wondering how because i dont understand what ur sayin
Stranger: your not maken too much sence
You: The coke bottle. I accidentally it.
Stranger: u accidentally did what with the coke bottle
You: I'm sorry, but are you using an online translator? Because it's obviously not working too well.
Stranger: what do u mean by online traslator
Stranger: like for diferent lang
You: Yes. It's ok if English isn't your first language, because, no offence, Lenny, you can't speak it very well.
You: Can you speak french?
You: J'ai accidentellement ensemble bouteille de coke
Stranger: no not really but if u hold on i will traslate
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 25-05-2009

|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Your chat with |HGN-SV| Neo Hazard is now a multi-user chat.
Super Soldier entered chat.
Super Soldier: yeah?
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: We have great news.
Super Soldier: what?
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: Really fucking great news
Super Soldier: what type of news
Super Soldier: what great news
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: You have been unbanned, and your group will be official.
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: On the STALKER RP server
Super Soldier: what happened?
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: We had a change of heart.
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: We are sorry.
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: We realized that your side was right
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Silver is discussing about my position as a HA.
Super Soldier: You're not playing with me are you?
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: Why would we do that?
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: No, Silver might demote me for my behavior as a HA.
Super Soldier: I don't know
Super Soldier: cause alot of people hate me
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: Well we have decided that we were wrong in banning you
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: and have officially revoked the ban and reinstated your group
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: You will receive Master Bandit flags.
Super Soldier: Thank you
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: No problem.
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: I hope you will enjoy the server again
Super Soldier: I will
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Well, Im heading back to the server now.
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Have a nice day.
Super Soldier: Thanks,
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: You should join him
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: So he can give you the flags and your group back
Super Soldier: Ok
Super Soldier is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Stupid crashes.
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Super Soldier has changed their name to Redneck.
Redneck: Thank you
[After he was P-Banned on the server]
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: Wow, we unban you, let you on the server, give you flags
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: And you go and be a douchebag
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: Thanks a lot
Redneck: What?
Redneck: I Didn't do anything!
|HGN-SV| Neo Hazard: never come back here again
Redneck: I went on the server!
Redneck: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Redneck: I went on it
Redneck: and he was gonna give me my flags
Redneck: then it said perma banned (PERMABAN-FLAGS)
|HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Its because were're aliens, and thats how we roll.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 25-05-2009

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 27-05-2009

7:53 PM - Pool is itchy: Does this mean no banjo? ;-;
7:53 PM - |HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: You can haz your banjo.
7:53 PM - Pool is itchy: Nor playing TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER ON THE PLAY STATION ONE?!
7:53 PM - Pool is itchy: on a small T.V., too.
7:53 PM - |HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: You can have a Ps3!
7:53 PM - Pool is itchy: Fuck the PS3,
7:53 PM - |HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: >_>
7:54 PM - |HGN-HA| Sniper Of The Hunters: Your kicked out now.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 04-06-2009

|HGN| Jake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: What?
|HGN| Jake: What?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Why
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|HGN| Jake: Because
|HGN| Jake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|HGN| Jake: is
|HGN| Jake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Is it like
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|HGN| Jake: no it's
|HGN| Jake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUU
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Oh so you mean it like
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: FUUUU - UUUUUU - UUUUUUUU- U-UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|HGN| Jake: actually
|HGN| Jake: I mean
|HGN| Jake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I got it
|HGN| Jake: yeah.
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: You are underaged and can't buy a whore.
|HGN| Jake: :C
|HGN| Jake: Lol
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: No problem happends...
|HGN| Jake: wat
|HGN| Jake: I don't need a whore
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian nods "You have your hand"
|HGN| Jake: O.O
|HGN| Jake: That's true...
|HGN| Jake: and still..I tested if I can go on porn websites,you lied.
|HGN| Jake: You said you will BAN THEM
|HGN| Jake: >:(
|HGN| Jake: Rofl
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: >:3 Sorry i was busy
|HGN| Jake: With what?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: You are too young to know.
|HGN| Jake: O.O
|HGN| Jake: ...
|HGN| Jake: I r older ten a guy
|HGN| Jake: who's 16
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: And you are virgin.
|HGN| Jake: Wut
|HGN| Jake: Or ly
|HGN| Jake: no wai
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Yarly
|HGN| Jake: norly
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian nods
|HGN| Jake n0d5
|HGN| Jake: That
|HGN| Jake: NO

Update:

|HGN| Jake: Rofl
|HGN| Jake: yeah sure
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Want to see some of the info :D
|HGN| Jake: Sure...
|HGN| Jake rads
|HGN| Jake reads
|HGN| Jake "JAKE LIKES BUTTSEX"
|HGN| Jake: Yeah
|HGN| Jake: I know that

2nd Update

|HGN| Jake: Password please?
|HGN| Jake: I'm GM on WoW
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian shakes her head
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: What?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Sersiouly?
|HGN| Jake: "yes"
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Lies!
|HGN| Jake: Nope
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: You aren't GM!
|HGN| Jake: I'm a GM
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Who made you one ?
|HGN| Jake: Silver
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Lies!
|HGN| Jake: he made me GM
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Triple Lies!
|HGN| Jake: no
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Proove!
|HGN| Jake: How?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Dunno Proove it somehow
|HGN| Jake: How -.-?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Lies!
|HGN| Jake: No.
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: OK tell me what can you do as GM then :3 ?
|HGN| Jake: Shitloud
|HGN| Jake: of things
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Lies!
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian cries "I want GM too..."
|HGN| Jake: But
|HGN| Jake: you can't be GM
|HGN| Jake: You just...can't/
|HGN| Jake: .
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: WHy ='(
|HGN| Jake: Because you can't!!
|HGN| Jake: It's impossible
|HGN| Jake: Do you know what GM means?
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Game Master , Global Moderator , Gang Master , Group Mudkips , Global Minge
|HGN| Jake: hmh
|HGN| Jake: Well
|HGN| Jake: I'm a GM you never told about
|HGN| Jake: Gay Master
|HGN| Jake: ...
|HGN| Jake: lOl
|HGN| Jake: rofl
|HGN| Jake: Nvm
|HGN| Jake: I'm bored
|HGN| Jake: to
|HGN| Jake: hell
|HGN| Jake: epicly
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: LOL!
|HGN| Jake: bored
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: XD
|HGN| Jake: also
|HGN| Jake: I won the game.
lHGNl 19 Years Old Lesbian: I'm going to die now
|HGN| Jake: You lost it.
|HGN| Jake: <3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: itsjustguy on 04-06-2009

KIRILLARMAS: Silverknight spoonfeeds bullshit lies
|HGN| Jake: XD
KIRILLARMAS: silverknight is a son of a bitch who likes things to work his way and exactly his way
KIRILLARMAS: don't ever think of leading a community justguy!!!
|HGN|Itsjustguy: ...
|HGN|Itsjustguy: i never was
KIRILLARMAS: I will ban you and anyone who goes there from HGN!
KIRILLARMAS: Cause im a british totalitarian faggot!
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Lollzers wowzers :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 04-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 05-06-2009

Quote from: NomNom :D Lesb on 04-06-2009
Once, there was a girl playing WoW. She suicide cuz her mom wouldnt let her play anymore, now they say she haunts the game and causes random disconnects. If you do not copy paste this onto 15 other videos within this hour, your internet will die, and so will you in the same night. Also avoid mirrors if you do not do it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 05-06-2009

|HGN| Jake: Once, there was a girl playing WoW. She suicide cuz her mom wouldnt let her play anymore, now they say she haunts the game and causes random disconnects. If you do not copy paste this onto 15 other videos within this hour, your internet will die, and so will you in the same night. Also avoid mirrors if you do not do it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ~Ness~ on 05-06-2009

Using Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: aloha!
You: hi
You: s'cuse me.
You: are u der?
Stranger: i'm here for sure!!!
You: can i has butt secks with u and put creme on ur cheeze?
Stranger: right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And another one :

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: ASL PLS
You: ok u know wut
You: ur banned.
You: boom.
You: dead.
You: go eat a pie.
Stranger: hongkong
Stranger: 20 m
You: Hong Kong Woods?
You: I live there.
You: and im always lyk omfg hai.
Stranger: 男的女的？
You: my asl is.
You: USA, 6, Female.
You: I'm very hawt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ~Ness~ on 05-06-2009

LOL! I have a better one.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi where are you from?
You: Deutschland.
You: were r u from
Stranger: south korea, u know?
You: ya.
You: wut r u? male, female, or a she male
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: im male.
You: i have a cock the size of china.
You: and thats a big one.
You: can i stick it in ur mouth?
You: He will cockadoodledoo.
You: hes a bird.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 07-06-2009

Quote from: Silver Knight on 05-06-2009
|HGN| Jake: Once, there was a girl playing WoW. She suicide cuz her mom wouldnt let her play anymore, now they say she haunts the game and causes random disconnects. If you do not copy paste this onto 15 other videos within this hour, your internet will die, and so will you in the same night. Also avoid mirrors if you do not do it.

|HyperGamer.Net|ﮖil√ĕřKňight: Once there was a kid who posted some crap over the internet, then he was raped and killed, If you dont suck 10 dicks in the next hour, you will die and get raped by the Devil.
|HGN| Jake: D:
|HGN| Jake: TIME TO SUCK COCKS
|HyperGamer.Net|ﮖil√ĕřKňight: lol

Liked this one... Jake stole mah joke! Never gonna tell him any jokes eh!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 10-06-2009

|HGN| Jake [Lesbian's slave]: Never go on a damn serious RP server while drunk.
|HGN| Jake [Lesbian's slave]: Or else you will be starting to ban players soon.
|HGN| Jake [Lesbian's slave]: Lol.
lHGN-STTAl 19 Years Old Lesbian: You are fucking righ!
|HGN| Jake [Lesbian's slave]: hehe.
lHGN-STTAl 19 Years Old Lesbian: Damn i hate you because you are always right!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 13-06-2009

ŖĘĐŖĄPŦŎŖ: Try to imagine yourself in Black mesa. You get your first look at this "Ugly naked chicken" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like a snark, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not a Headcrab. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other 65 little skullfuckers you didn't even know were there. Because a Headcrab is a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this- a six-inch retractable Penis, like a razor, in between his back legs. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a houndeye, oh no... He slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe backwards, in your eye. The point is... you are alive when they start to rape you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 13-06-2009

Zoey: Hey babe
Stefan: LOL
Zoey: Seen Francis? Im getting worried
Stefan: Fraid not old chap
Zoey: FRANCIS !
Zoey: WHERE ARE YOU !
Stefan: Think he went that way
Stefan directs you out the door
Zoey: Wait
Zoey: Is that blood on your forehead?
Zoey cocks her gun and aims it at him
Stefan: D:
Stefan: rawr
Zoey: ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEE !
Zoey blows his head off
Stefan: X_X

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 13-06-2009

An account of what happened about 5-10 minutes ago in the WoW server.
Pistertius: Okay, there's a chest guarded by 6 gnolls. I'm going in.
Pistertius: Took out the first two.
Pistertius: OH FUCK OH FUCK THEY ALL CAME AT ME AT ONCE
Pistertius: Okay, I killed them all, including a raptor -_-
Pistertius: There better be something good in that chest.
Pistertius: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Pistertius: [Lesser Mana Potion]

EDIT:

OMEGLE HAS BECOME THE THING OF THE NAO, EH?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey man
You: a oskamolagus is spunkus a pingoos.
Stranger: I know, right?
You: What ilupirkug?
Stranger: Well, if korbimboler the xemophepis, then it all turns out okay.
You: Yes, korbimboler is very important.
Stranger: Unless you use yomboplices.
You: Or junurpolygusser.
You: What if however, jinkuloparthegamekat?
Stranger: Junurpolygusser has nothing to do with anything, you rolkiporkus.
Stranger: Oh, that means you can farforgor the perirotriceigh.
You: I gotta yishdeborbo.
You: Klimbsnufart.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I accidentally a boat.
Stranger: you forgot the verb
You: No.
You: I accidentally a boat.
Stranger: hmm
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: youll need a pair of scissors and a lortab
Stranger: and some glue
You: Fuck.
You: I accidentally the scissors too.
Stranger: shit man where ae they now?
You: man oh man
You: i think
You: i think i accidentally.
Stranger: fuckfuckfuck
You: motherfucker
Stranger: dude ive never treated someone whose done that
You: my accident is all over the desk
Stranger: i mean i could deal with the boat, maybe, but not now
Stranger: oh fuck!
You: FUCK MAN
You: NO MORE PAPER TOWELS
Stranger: dude calm down!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: dont calm down!
You: OH MY GOD
You: ITS
You: ITS...
You: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Stranger: POUFVPNVEVPUEJVUPFOVM9UENBQEICORM NRQCVNUTIWN[CP9]YNWCOIUTVCQW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 16-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 16-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 16-06-2009

Quote from: cobra on 16-06-2009
|HGN-STSV| Raptor: Cobra
|HGN-STTA| Cobra: What is it Locke?
|HGN-STSV| Raptor: I love your metal shaft man I wanna rub it.
|HGN-STTA| Cobra: Dude sick! What the fuck seriously!
|HGN-STSV| Raptor: lol you know our love is true baby!
|HGN-STTA| Cobra: Your a pedophile quoted man.

Too bad it's faked, and my name is wrong. Dumbass.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 16-06-2009

It's not fake it's real and it's not wrong dumbass :).

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 19-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 20-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 22-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ~Ness~ on 25-06-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 26-06-2009

Not really a quote, but funny nontheless.

The backstory: A guy named m303<random numbers here> had REALLY high ping. 350+, if I recall correctly. So, some guy said some way to drop your ping. This is my contribution.

*DEAD* Rofl'd McDonald : F10 drops your ping to -90, YOU GO IN THE FUTURE
da_griz (TZ) killed [ϟⓅ♏] #cL63.AMG with ak47.
Disconnect: Kicked by administrator.
Disconnect: Kicked by administrator.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 01-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 01-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 03-07-2009

Quote from: Locke on 01-07-2009

|HGN STTA| Tunddruff: Hey im also demoting Walter to Rookie
|HGN-STSV| Locke: Wat.
|HGN STTA| Tunddruff: Sowwy
|HGN-STSV| Locke: :(
|HGN STTA| Tunddruff: You physgunned my door :D

Lol.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 09-07-2009

hmmm how long till my vent rage finds its way here i wonder...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 12-07-2009

|HGN| Assassinator1097: Radek and I got into a fight and then he wiped the whole roster and we have to reapply.
Doomburger: ...
|HGN| Assassinator1097: ROFL GOT YOU.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Sorry, but that was lol time.
Doomburger: >_>"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 13-07-2009

Sorry for double post.

|HGN| Assassinator1097: I live in U.S.A.
Dave The Retarded Zombie: hehehehehehehehe, you suck
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Why?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: cuz, i dislike america
Dave The Retarded Zombie: personally, there government
|HGN| Assassinator1097: America is North, South, and Central.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: So you dislike Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Guatemala, Chili and all those other countires.
Dave The Retarded Zombie: and whatever fucking bank lended a foreign bank their money is a dipshit bak, they caused the credit crunch
Dave The Retarded Zombie: no, the USA
Dave The Retarded Zombie: i strongly dislike the U.S.A's government
Dave The Retarded Zombie: exept obama
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Democrats are known to get loans.
Dave The Retarded Zombie: What?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Why you like Obama?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: He seems to have a 'i'm not a complete fucking douchbag who will get you hated by the whole world' kind of thing about him
|HGN| Assassinator1097: ...?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Hated by the whole world?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: all countries make hateful jokes about america
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Britain used to be in Iraq as well, right?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: your country is a discrace to its people
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Why?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: Anyone just about can own a fucking gun....
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Is that it?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: No, thats reason number 1
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Second reason, plox?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: Some bank in your country loaned a foreign bank some cash that they never payed back ending up in shitload of banks loaning shit they couldnt pay back causing the credit crunch, causing people here a shitlaod of grief
Dave The Retarded Zombie: WE have to pay for your mistakes
|HGN| Assassinator1097: But isn't it the countries fault for taking the loan?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: We're just loaning money?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: What's your third reason?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: Half the americans i know, are complete fucking assholes
Dave The Retarded Zombie: i cant fucking stand them
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Where do they live?
Dave The Retarded Zombie: The one american paerosn i know in britain i hate, and half the americans i meet via steam are assholes, they kinda imply to me that your country is made up of douches
Dave The Retarded Zombie is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: The internet is not the place to meet nice people, though.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Fourth reason?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Fourth reason?

He didn't answer.

Edit: Dave The Retarded Zombie: and whatever fucking bank lended a foreign bank their money is a dipshit bak, they caused the credit crunch

Is that a British spelling for lent?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 14-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2009

yay now we can make tentacle Hentais in gmod na joking xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2009

Cortez was sleeping and i was bored so this shit comes out of my ass .....

Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN|Cloud Strife: still sleeping eh ? :P
|HGN|Cloud Strife throws a brick trough your window
|HGN|Cloud Strife climbs into your room trough the broken window
|HGN|Cloud Strife throws you computer out of the window
|HGN|Cloud Strife goes to your bed and makes an evil laugh
|HGN|Cloud Strife pulls out a knife and slices of your head
|HGN|Cloud Strife laughs harder
|HGN|Cloud Strife: you will ever be with me Cortez !
|HGN|Cloud Strife eats the head
|HGN|Cloud Strife pulls out a gun puts it in the mouth and pulls the trigger
|HGN|Cloud Strife is lays blooding on the floor and dies
|HGN|Cloud Strife pulls out a sign and on that stands "want adminrights on Neotokyo :D"
|HGN|Cloud Strife dies now completly
|HGN|Cloud Strife: *cortez mother walks in cause she herd laughing and sees Cortez laying without a head on his bed and Cloud on the ground with a headshot*
|HGN|Cloud Strife: *She screams, picks up the gun, aims it at her head and pulls the trigger*
|HGN|Cloud Strife: *Cortez father walks in and Laughs*
|HGN|Cloud Strife: "Hahaha finally everybody is dead !! hahahahahha" *pulls out a knife and cuts of his genetali and eats them* "tasty hahahahahahahah" *takes the knife and makes a Harikiri Screams and tosses the knive in his stomach and dies*
|HGN|Cloud Strife: That was the Story of Cortez and his Family
|HGN|Cloud Strife: and thats the reason cortez doesn?t answer cause he isn?t sleeping, he is dead !!!!!
|HGN|Cloud Strife: *evil laugh*
|HGN|Cloud Strife: ....... i got to much time when ppl are sleaping lol xDDDDD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragoon on 18-07-2009

"Silver Knight...hes a true street nigger" -Bagels

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 18-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-07-2009

Doomburger: Can I promote cruits to primates?
Doomburger: I mean privates
|HGN| Assassinator1097: ROFL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: RPF:
|HGN| Assassinator1097: QUOTED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-07-2009

Doomburger: don't PK plox.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Was epic PK.
Doomburger: Epic kill.
Doomburger: Not PK >_>
|HGN| Assassinator1097: EPIC PK IS EPIC
Doomburger: EPIC KILL IS EPICw
|HGN| Assassinator1097: ROFL I already told him it's not PK.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Should quote this.
Doomburger: lulcake

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-07-2009

Like A Boss!: Why u gotta go and act liek that?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Cause you tried to help it.
Like A Boss!: But it waz friendly faice
Like A Boss!: I HATE U
Like A Boss! Cries
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Lol.
Like A Boss!: You never ever let me have anything good?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Quoted, lol.

Sorry for triple post.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 20-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Crabs on 20-07-2009

Quote
[OOC] |HGN-DEV|PistolKid: LOLOLOLOL RUSH GUYS WITH LR300'S
[OOC] |HGN| Assassinator1097: That's a raid.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 23-07-2009

|HGN| ThY: Here i can get angry.
|HGN| ThY: What the fuck did i do wrong?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Wut?
|HGN| ThY: eh?
|HGN| ThY: you expect me to wait while you /me yourself out?
|HGN| ThY: you think a bloodsucker is passive?
|HGN| ThY: you think im a noob.minge?
|HGN| ThY: you think i cant rp?
|HGN| ThY: you think i diddnt do it fair?
|HGN| ThY: fucking speak.
|HGN| ThY: im not done
|HGN| ThY: dont try make me look bad ok?
|HGN| ThY: i did exactly what i needed to
|HGN| ThY: and im inchage of suckers for a reason.
|HGN| ThY: >:(
|HGN| ThY fucks off.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Back.
|HGN| ThY: read thatif you ere afks.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I did.
|HGN| ThY: explainationz pls
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I don't think you should be incharge of 'suckers if you can't RP without your SWEP.
|HGN| ThY: i did diddnt
|HGN| ThY: i?
|HGN| ThY: look. ive been in a event
|HGN| ThY: for 2 hours
|HGN| ThY: killed no one
|HGN| ThY: just been dmed
|HGN| ThY: im pissed off
|HGN| ThY: im trapped in a cage
|HGN| ThY: with a milli
|HGN| ThY: that im trained to kill
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Yes.
|HGN| ThY: everyone knows i would win
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You can ROleplay it.
|HGN| ThY: so why couldent i speed it up?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I was going to talk to you.
|HGN| ThY: i DID!
|HGN| ThY: well how did i fucking know?
|HGN| ThY: eh?
|HGN| ThY: im not physic
|HGN| ThY: seriosly.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: That's like me walking up to your 'sucker and says me trys to shoot you.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: and th en shoot your head off.
|HGN| ThY: yes
|HGN| ThY: but i waited w secs
|HGN| ThY: ;\
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You don't understand what I'm saying.
|HGN| ThY: 3
|HGN| Assassinator1097: YOU DON"T RP WITH SWEP
|HGN| ThY: You dont understand me either
|HGN| ThY: Ok then
|HGN| ThY: How would you of odne it?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You don't just kill me.
|HGN| ThY: done it*
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I rp things.
|HGN| ThY: and i did holster it then!
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I say /me tries to slash.
|HGN| ThY: I did.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: And I don't slash OOCly.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I don't kill the person.
|HGN| ThY: Look
|HGN| ThY: bloodsuckers are here to make peole scard
|HGN| ThY: give a bad enviroment
|HGN| ThY: if they walked up, diddnt to ic things
|HGN| ThY: ..
|HGN| Assassinator1097: And to roleplay in a raoleplay server.
|HGN| ThY: yes
|HGN| ThY: :O
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Sorry, you just can't really understand the serious RP side.
|HGN| ThY: assasinator, your the bloodsucker. tell me what you would me
|HGN| ThY crawls to the gate
|HGN| ThY: im not insulting you, dont insult me ok?!
|HGN| ThY: so fuck you.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I'm not insulting you.
|HGN| ThY: Actually its my opinion if its insulting
|HGN| ThY: If it hurts me
|HGN| ThY: It is
|HGN| ThY: You could call methy
|HGN| ThY: and if i find it offensive
|HGN| ThY: ..
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Constructive Criticisim hurts but it's not an insult.
|HGN| ThY: look, shut the fuck up.
|HGN| ThY: it hurt me ok?
|HGN| ThY: i count it as a insult.
|HGN| ThY: now fucking hurry up.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Stop swearing at me, please?
|HGN| ThY: no i fucking wont.
|HGN| ThY: that was just for a laugh
|HGN| ThY: anyway
|HGN| ThY: no
|HGN| ThY: you make me seem like the bad one
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Listen closely, please.
|HGN| ThY: YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH BLAME AND RESPONCIBILITY I GET FOR RUNNING SUCKERS
|HGN| ThY: I GET SO MUCH BLAME, FOR OTHER SUCKERS
|HGN| ThY: I MAKE RULES
|HGN| ThY: ETC
|HGN| ThY: NO ONE OBAYS
|HGN| ThY: IM ALLAYS ANOYES
|HGN| ThY: THEN THERE IE PEOPLE LIKE YOU 8S*
|HGN| ThY: IS*
|HGN| Assassinator1097: There is no commander of 'suckers?
|HGN| ThY: Not commander
|HGN| ThY: uhm
|HGN| ThY: ooc leader
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Why do they need one?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Anyways, this is off the point.
|HGN| ThY: no, you asked the quaestion
|HGN| ThY: if i wasent here
|HGN| ThY: all suckers would be friendly
|HGN| ThY: if not, all dm
|HGN| ThY: no rules.
|HGN| ThY: no /mes
|HGN| Assassinator1097: People can't RP properly as a friendly.
|HGN| ThY: ..
|HGN| ThY: eXACTLY!
|HGN| ThY: and im stopping this
|HGN| Assassinator1097: So they shouldn't be allowed enless tested.
|HGN| ThY: yes
|HGN| ThY: exactly
|HGN| ThY: and im stopping it
|HGN| ThY: but i cant if i get blamed
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I don't think theere's such a thing a thing as a tame Military killing
|HGN| ThY: and moaned at
|HGN| Assassinator1097: 'sucker*
|HGN| ThY: nore do i
|HGN| ThY: but i get so much blame
|HGN| ThY: by u guys
|HGN| ThY: i just give in
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Then quit it.
|HGN| ThY: im under so much fucking stress
|HGN| ThY: .
|HGN| Assassinator1097: If you can't handle it you should maybe hand it over. :)
|HGN| ThY: no, i want to see a goodsucker enviroment one day
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Not to me.
|HGN| ThY: is that a hint?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: No.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: This is off topic.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Point is, when I RP with my 'sucker, I do every /me and don't use my swep excpet for screams.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I was begining RP and then you did a quick /me and sliced me.
|HGN| ThY: so howd u kill em if u rp it?
|HGN| ThY: look
|HGN| Assassinator1097: In the end I suck blood and let them do the death RP.
|HGN| ThY: my console does not go back to far
|HGN| ThY: but i was told
|HGN| ThY: i dont do /mes
|HGN| ThY: by nines
|HGN| ThY: ok?
|HGN| ThY: but i did
|HGN| Assassinator1097: ....
|HGN| ThY: fucking ask him
|HGN| ThY: or was it alek
|HGN| ThY: i dunn
|HGN| ThY: one of em
|HGN| ThY: please, every day i get blame. and every day i get flamed etc
|HGN| ThY: i dont like it
|HGN| ThY: but im so determined
|HGN| ThY: but people like you, trying to humiliate me
|HGN| ThY: by saying it in ooc
|HGN| ThY: making me look bad
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Nines denies it.
|HGN| ThY: and critizing cus i acting like a sucker.
|HGN| ThY: :\
|HGN| ThY: ill ask him
|HGN| Assassinator1097: It's a roleplay server.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: YOu roleplay.
|HGN| ThY: yes
|HGN| ThY: my role was sucker
|HGN| ThY: and i played it
|HGN| ThY: and i did mes
|HGN| ThY: .
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Witout spamming SWEP.
|HGN| ThY: i diddnt kill
|HGN| ThY: look
|HGN| ThY: if i wanted
|HGN| ThY: i could of killed quicked
|HGN| ThY: quicker
|HGN| ThY: i used inv
|HGN| ThY: i teased you
|HGN| ThY: but what the hell?
|HGN| ThY: i thaughy
|HGN| ThY: thaught
|HGN| ThY: why rp a one sides fight?
|HGN| ThY: its wasting ur time
|HGN| ThY: and mine
|HGN| ThY: no one was watching
|HGN| ThY: and alek stopped half way
|HGN| ThY: so.
|HGN| ThY: :O
|HGN| ThY: STOP MOANING AT ME
|HGN| ThY: What i see here
|HGN| ThY: is
|HGN| ThY: you wanted me to wait more seconds
|HGN| ThY: so you could speak to me
|HGN| ThY: but. i cant see into future
|HGN| ThY: so ok?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: That's why you don't swep spam.
|HGN| ThY: i diddnt know u were going to speak
|HGN| Assassinator1097: That's why you RP without just killing stuff with your SWEP. :)
|HGN| ThY: so its none of our faults ok?
|HGN| ThY: so lets end it at that
|HGN| ThY: we both have our stories
|HGN| ThY: opinions
|HGN| ThY: lets drop it.
|HGN| ThY: but im fucking anoyed now. thanks for making my day worse

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 25-07-2009

Doomburger: I'm a sad panda.
Doomburger: Everyone is getting into king's squad </1
Doomburger: </3
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Wut?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: What squads?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: WUT
Doomburger: ....
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I WANT A SQUAD
|HGN| Assassinator1097: MOMMY
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I MEAN RADEK!!!
Doomburger: You're the leader of the support squad and you don't know?
Doomburger: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/index.php?topic=2530.0 (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/index.php?topic=2530.0)
Doomburger: lulz
|HGN| Assassinator1097: WHAT THE FREAK
Doomburger: "Dis message sekrit-Assassinator"
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I Need to kill Radek.
Doomburger: WHY
|HGN| Assassinator1097: HOW CAN WE BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIOP WHEN WE DON"T COMMUNICATE!!!
Doomburger: I'M STUCK IN CAPS.
Doomburger: ROFL
Doomburger: HE TOLD ME OLOLOL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: HES CHEATING ON ME
|HGN| Assassinator1097: FOR...
|HGN| Assassinator1097: YOU
Doomburger: LOLOLOL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: O DPM
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I DON"T KNOW WHAT I SAW IN HIM
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I needs quote this.
Doomburger: Go ahead olololol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tea on 25-07-2009

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He wants it, bad.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 25-07-2009

"|HGN| Assassinator1097: Acce--
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You're... playing... CSS...
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: im his friend
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Accept Andrew Carter.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: What?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: its not radek playing right now
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Huh?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Oh, lol."

Assassinator is very unstable..

"|HGN| Assassinator1097: Radek.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You needs to see something?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Please.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Answer me.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: If you love me.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=Join+Military&line2=Pwn+Stalkers (http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=Join+Military&line2=Pwn+Stalkers)
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: ...
|HGN| Assassinator1097: What?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: I thought you love me
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Wow... That was sooooo important.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: );
|HGN| Assassinator1097 cries.
|HGN| Assassinator1097 runs away sobbing.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Duty has the same thing
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: But it says JOin Duty
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Why can't you ever appreciate me!!!
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Lol
|HGN| Assassinator1097 cries more.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Eeh...
|HGN|Radek Zelenka Pat's Assassinator on the shoulder.
|HGN| Assassinator1097 cries and runs away.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka Grabs his rifle and Shoots Assassinator in the leg.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Stop running!
|HGN| Assassinator1097 ignores injury RP and continues running.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka Runs after assassinator and eats him.
|HGN| Assassinator1097 are ded
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Mmm... Chiken.."

"
|HGN|Sharrock: Did you attempt to strangle a bloodsucker but it made u insane?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I never attempt..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Moahaa.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Anyways whyz?
|HGN|Sharrock: dis the real radek?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Mabye.
|HGN|Sharrock: is it or not :O
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Depends on what you mean with you.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Define you...
|HGN|Sharrock: the real radek
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Define the "real" Radek.
|HGN|Sharrock: well if its not the real radek who wouldnt mine if i blew up his time
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: huh...
|HGN|Sharrock: damn my typing
|HGN|Sharrock: Refrase
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Touch?
|HGN|Sharrock: Well if it's not the real radek he won't care that i blew up his town last night
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: ...
|HGN|Sharrock: :3
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Basterd..
|HGN|Sharrock: my bandit was tinkering with explosives :3
|HGN|Sharrock: its the real radek :D
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Lies!
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'm God!
|HGN|Radek Zelenka Runs away.
|HGN|Sharrock: wut"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 27-07-2009

Doomburger: I hear nothing.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Wut?
|HGN| Assassinator1097: You see duh picture, thos?
Doomburger: yes
|HGN| Assassinator1097: 'Kay.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: It's supposed to be playing song loop.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Say! Hit the road, Jack and don't you come back no more no more no more. Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Lolz.
Doomburger: Lolwat.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Iz song.
Doomburger: On my server we used buttons that disconnected players,permabanned them and then sent them to a homo server.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Hit the road Jack! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I#lq-lq2-hq)
|HGN| Assassinator1097: Wut.
Doomburger: Oh.I had my sound off.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: LOL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: LOL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: LOL
|HGN| Assassinator1097: MUST QUOTE
Doomburger: Go away </3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 30-07-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 03-08-2009

Me and strelok have many an epic chat

Also, RP song. Me and kahn were working on one.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: KillSlim on 15-08-2009

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-08-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-08-2009

later before a patrol .....

Taras Petrov | |HGN| Ganendor [LOOC]: no vacancies.... now cloud take a roo-
m we'll be up one by one

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 19-08-2009

Cloud oO

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 20-08-2009

Quote

21 August 2009
03:50 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: going to rape this guy
03:52 - |HGN-STBA| Longlostblake: lol
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: |HGN-STTA| PistolKid: Fun Fallout 3 Fact: There's an easter egg in Me- This program has encountered a problem, and needs to close. Any information you were working now will be lost.
|HGN-STTA| PistolKid is now Away.
|HGN-STTA| Ravanger: what the shit
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: ?
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: wtf
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: ** Henry Bakers slings his rifle
** Henry Bakers pulls out svd
Warning: Unhandled usermessage ''
Warning: Unhandled usermessage ''
Arena Official removed prop_physics
Henry Bakers: in boy
Henry Bakers: hurry

Henry Bakers Spawned models/props_building_details/Storefront_Template001a_Bars.mdl
Henry Bakers | |HGN-STTA| Ravanger [LOOC]: stay here brb something to handl-
e
** Henry Bakers pulls out pistol
** Henry Bakers slings svd
Henry Bakers: get on your knees boy
Henry Bakers: Like a dog
Henry Bakers: Or a little piggy
Arena Official removed prop_physics
** Henry Bakers pulls out some zip ties
** Henry Bakers ties his hands
Player |HGN| Assassinator1097 left the game (|HGN| Assassinator1097 timed o-
ut).
** Henry Bakers pulls out a bigger one
** Henry Bakers ties his legs
Player |HGN|LectricGypsy left the game (Disconnect by user).
** Henry Bakers gets behind him
** Henry Bakers begins tryign to pull down your pants
Player wormogun left the game (Disconnect by user).
Player wormogun has joined the game.
** Henry Bakers takes them down
** Neo Hikato sighs "Why is it that you lawless types always resort to this?
"
** Henry Bakers pulls down his own
** Henry Bakers gets ready then sticks it in...
** Henry Bakers yells out, "Squeal boy Squeal"
** Henry Bakers yells out, "WHEEEEEEE"
** Neo Hikato winces "I sware I will kill you.."
** Henry Bakers begins going back and forth
** Henry Bakers pulls it out
** Henry Bakers grabs svd
** Henry Bakers points it at his head
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: there you go
03:53 - |HGN-STTA| Ravanger: Squeal boy
03:54 - |HGN-STBA| Longlostblake: ROFL
03:54 - |HGN-STBA| Longlostblake: Q-Q-Q-QUOTED

Proof that Ravanger is a fudge-packer.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 23-08-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 23-08-2009

LOl I love you blake. That was pretty funny. I still rolf that I raped that freedomer neo guy. I packed him fudge pretty good. But you did not post part two. :(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Wazer Wifle on 29-08-2009

This whole freakin thread is just epicly funny, in general.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Allmostfunny on 30-08-2009

aw gawd XD you raped neo.! My teammate.. damn you :P that was pretty funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 31-08-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 31-08-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 31-08-2009

lol the last two make me lol.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 01-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chaos on 01-09-2009

Haha, a bag of weed might just appear under a pillow with a note.. *whistles*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 04-09-2009

Romka: Hey silver, i feel depressed, sing to me.
Romka: Oh Silver, HGN Owner
You give me a boner
Im also a stoner
Anyway Silva, im kinda ignored
and imma rappin cuz i am bored
Can't you see im a client seekin for attention
I feel HGN is a real sensation
and your in another dimension
Whats up bro you too busy?
this rap is making me kinda dizzy
Hey man if you read this im playing
So you bets start praying
Cuz imma go slaying
and your anwser ill await,
before i die of old age and it's too later
well cya mate
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: wtf? o.O
Romka: I like rapping :3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 04-09-2009

Quote from: Silver Knight on 04-09-2009

Romka: Hey silver, i feel depressed, sing to me.
Romka: Oh Silver, HGN Owner
You give me a boner
Im also a stoner
Anyway Silva, im kinda ignored
and imma rappin cuz i am bored
Can't you see im a client seekin for attention
I feel HGN is a real sensation
and your in another dimension
Whats up bro you too busy?
this rap is making me kinda dizzy
Hey man if you read this im playing
So you bets start praying
Cuz imma go slaying
and your anwser ill await,
before i die of old age and it's too later
well cya mate
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: wtf? o.O
Romka: I like rapping :3

I lol'd!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Romka on 04-09-2009

:) Whoa silver is quite fast to post quotes O.o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Romka on 04-09-2009

Glad he hasn't gotten to the other batch of rap-spam

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 04-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 04-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 06-09-2009

|HGN-STTA| PistolKid: My FPS is a four course meal, and Gabe Newell just sat down for dinner.

-Me, on STALKER Role-play

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 06-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 07-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Allmostfunny on 08-09-2009

Your mum
Headhopper{H4L}: Is a very nice lady
Headhopper{H4L}: in bed
Headhopper{H4L}: sales
Headhopper{H4L}: stripping
Headhopper{H4L}: wallpaper
Headhopper{H4L}: stroking pussy
Headhopper{H4L}: cat

i got a boner

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 09-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ari on 10-09-2009

[OOC] FullMetal - NEW iPOD: There are girl controllers?
~~~~
[OOC] Wordsworth: HOT CONTROLLERS GONE WILD! Watch these hot young Collage Mutants do ANYTHING for Diet Sausage!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 10-09-2009

Quote from: FullMetal on 10-09-2009
[OOC] FullMetal - NEW iPOD: There are girl controllers?
~~~~
[OOC] Wordsworth: HOT CONTROLLERS GONE WILD! Watch these hot young Collage Mutants do ANYTHING for Diet Sausage!

I lol'd so hard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 11-09-2009

Plunger: "Gonna rape your dad and kill your mom."
-Vent

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 15-09-2009

|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: DAMN IT
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: HOw come?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I tend to coase problems
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: So can you be more specific?
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: well
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: cuz of u
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: im writing a 5 paragraph essay about stars and planets >:V
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Oh Right I'm sorry for Creating the universe.
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: Bastard..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'll be sure to undo that.
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: good.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chaos on 15-09-2009

[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Oh chaaaaaaaaaos.
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Wanna play a game
[HGN STSV] Lockey. puts on his SAW mask
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: DO YOU. WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Chaos: I'm playin
Chaos: STARCRAFT
Chaos: Desert Strike
Chaos: Not canadian card games..
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: I wanna play too :F
Chaos: Ha
Chaos: After this game
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Alright.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 16-09-2009

Quote from: Chaos on 15-09-2009
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Oh chaaaaaaaaaos.
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Wanna play a game
[HGN STSV] Lockey. puts on his SAW mask
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: DO YOU. WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Chaos: I'm playin
Chaos: STARCRAFT
Chaos: Desert Strike
Chaos: Not canadian card games..
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: I wanna play too :F
Chaos: Ha
Chaos: After this game
[HGN STSV] Lockey.: Alright.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficonsoffright.com%2Fnews%2Fsaw-billy.jpg&hash=9033ea3f0ab77af65f27cc032d66ff5c35ca0ef2)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: keyfoot on 16-09-2009

Bruno Odem: "Dont kill me! I have stalkets!"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 16-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Akira on 19-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 20-09-2009

-Snip-

-___-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Akira on 20-09-2009

^ Imma rip his balls off.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 23-09-2009

|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: fuck halo
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: fuck ODST
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: fuck the 360
|HGN|Radek Zelenka ODST Anyone!?: Fuck you.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 23-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 26-09-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chaos on 29-09-2009

Quoteunfortunately in our society,

you build a thousand bridges and youre a bridge builder.

build a thousand bridges then suck one cock, and youre a cocksucker.

Quoted from some guy, I forget who. So true though.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welshy on 05-10-2009

*Nitro Playing Mount+Blade and on skype*
Nitro:I just killed 104 enemy troops, only 4 of my knights were wounded

Ganendor: You there man?

Nitro:Yea hang on a semi pornographic film just came on my tv.

*2 Minute Silence*

Nitro: Right lets kill the last of these guys before any nipples start showing up.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 06-10-2009

Quote from: Ganendor on 05-10-2009
*Nitro Playing Mount+Blade and on skype*
Nitro:I just killed 104 enemy troops, only 4 of my knights were wounded

Ganendor: You there man?

Nitro:Yea hang on a semi pornographic film just came on my tv.

*2 Minute Silence*

Nitro: Right lets kill the last of these guys before any nipples start showing up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, nitro...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 08-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 08-10-2009

Doomburger: I thought we get a vanguard each
Doomburger: ;-;
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Depends on the situation.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'm alway the top priorety
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: If we both get attacked at the same time
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Both are aobut to die.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Well.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: You see where i'm going with this.
Doomburger: /w radick
Doomburger: lul
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: You can think that when Assassinator and Jackal are saving me and leaving your sorry ass behind xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: churro5 on 09-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: klp4 on 09-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 09-10-2009

I was A little Angry first :P
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Saying my faction is to big..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Assholes..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Lul Cloze Apps Plox!
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Yea.. about that..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Fuck off.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'ma say to them what i told that stalker i had.. Fuck you stop following me and For fuck sake stop stealing my pencills.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 10-10-2009

11:56 PM - |HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Hey babe
11:56 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff [8 }: hello

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lucidius on 10-10-2009

Code Select

[19:37]  cloud Ireman: how to find a job?
[19:37]  cloud Ireman: dude
[19:38]  Lucidius Flanagan: put your lips together and blow

[15:51]  Karl Kleiber: way of life THAT bitch
[15:51]  Karl Kleiber: being a commissar is a way of life, being a furfag is a way of slow death

[18:09]  Worien Robonaught: i'm a furry in rl i don't need clothes

[5:02]  Flo Moran is Online
[5:04]  Flo Moran senses faggotry
[5:04]  Lucidius Flanagan: hi

[0:18]  Karl Kleiber: burn them all
[0:19]  Karl Kleiber: i have yet to meet a cinder that yiffed.


[18:10]  Flo Moran: [16:59]  Adamus Infinity: Hi furry babe 
[16:59]  You: hello >.> 
[17:00]  Adamus Infinity: looking good hun 
[17:00]  You: Thank you
[17:00]  Adamus Infinity: Damn you got sum nice curves girl
[17:01]  You: ...wtf 
[17:01]  You: I'm a guy...
[17:02]  Adamus Infinity: LOL my bad
[17:02]  Adamus Infinity: I gotta run


[6:10]  You: hi
[6:11]  PrinceAikka Yue: elo cutie :D
[6:11]  You: >.>
[6:11]  PrinceAikka Yue: who are you litle kitty? :)
[6:12]  You: flo.. hehe thanks for asking :o
[6:12]  PrinceAikka Yue: and what a cute kitty doing here? :)
[6:12]  You: i hav eno idea, just wandering
[6:12]  You: and yourself>
[6:12]  You: ?
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: I'm fine and horny :)
[6:13]  You: woo boy, well good luck on that heh heh ;>.>
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: lol
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: you not wana doit? :)
[6:14]  You: ooo no no oh god no, sorry :o
[6:14]  PrinceAikka Yue: hmmm? why not?
[6:14]  PrinceAikka Yue: I think you can handle a canine cock :)
[6:14]  You: well, 'cause I don't want to XD
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: Oh come on
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: hehe
[6:15]  You: no, sorry  man
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: ok

[12:11]  Truth or Dare by Badmoon: Grauegewehr Gausman, (Truth) Have you ever stolen anything? If so what and why?
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: YYYES!
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: LUCIDS HEART
[12:11]  You: my heart
[12:11]  You: <3
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: XD
[12:11]  You: xDDDDDD

[18:41]  Ian Boomslang: You should build using grey scale
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: I AM
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: NUB
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: D:<
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: Thats why ur not..
[18:42]  You: lol
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: Dont make me hurt u
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: I can rape meanly
[18:42]  Flo Moran: XD
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: Can you rape gently?
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: If you want me to
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: ;)
[18:43]  Flo Moran: wtf

/code to make scrolling less tedious.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 12-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: churro5 on 13-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welshy on 13-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bagelz on 13-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 17-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 23-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 24-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nefertia on 27-10-2009

" If cheese was real, It would say who ate me? "

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 27-10-2009

|HGN| Szentii: Coming on?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Give me a minute, going ta watch your RP.
|HGN| Szentii: Right Know?
|HGN| Szentii: :/
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What?
|HGN| Szentii: Well, Im doing something else right know.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What may it be?
|HGN| Szentii: I have to run 50 laps around the Lake
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What for?
|HGN| Szentii: Dont tell anyone D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I wont, tell me.
|HGN| Szentii: Well when Wazer gave me a order on Kyrstal.
|HGN| Szentii: I grabbed her ass...
|HGN| Szentii: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: XD
|HGN| Szentii: Please dont tell D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOLD SO HARD XD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 27-10-2009

Quote from: Poxkillerd on 27-10-2009
|HGN| Szentii: Coming on?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Give me a minute, going ta watch your RP.
|HGN| Szentii: Right Know?
|HGN| Szentii: :/
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What?
|HGN| Szentii: Well, Im doing something else right know.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What may it be?
|HGN| Szentii: I have to run 50 laps around the Lake
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What for?
|HGN| Szentii: Dont tell anyone D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I wont, tell me.
|HGN| Szentii: Well when Wazer gave me a order on Kyrstal.
|HGN| Szentii: I grabbed her ass...
|HGN| Szentii: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: XD
|HGN| Szentii: Please dont tell D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOLD SO HARD XD

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 28-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tea on 28-10-2009

YOU ARE A GUY DAG NABBIT

Also look at my sig.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 28-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 28-10-2009

|HGN| Zarrick: Wanna read somthing funny?
EMceltics: No I hate funny stuff...
EMceltics: [Sarcasm]
|HGN| Zarrick: Torch - Mah Horse!: Lols, question. Is Psycho gay? In all seriousness, is he?
|HGN| Zarrick: TBH
|HGN| Zarrick: I dunno, I never really think about my characters sexuallities
Torch - Mah Horse!: When I make up a character, it seems to all just flow out onto em in a period of a week or so.
Torch - Mah Horse!: History, preferences, personality, bladdy bladdy bladdy blah
|HGN| Zarrick: Hes a polite, kind of posh londoner
|HGN| Zarrick: If you've played Killing Floor, he sounds like the guys.
|HGN| Zarrick: "Cash here guys, get it while you can."
Torch - Mah Horse!: Is he a fackin' queer?
|HGN| Zarrick: I dont think so.
|HGN| Zarrick: ._.
|HGN| Zarrick: What made you think that?
Torch - Mah Horse!: lols, I think ICly I might try and seduce Psycho at the end as a 'trade' for herself V:
|HGN| Zarrick: Wont work
|HGN| Zarrick: Psych is a wierd twat.
|HGN| Zarrick: His best friend is a Bloodsucker
|HGN| Zarrick: =D
Torch - Mah Horse!: I am a bloodsucker :\
|HGN| Zarrick: As in the creature
Torch - Mah Horse!: heh, still. Peacefully coming along for rather intimate kiss? would he do it? or is he too posh for that type of deal.
|HGN| Zarrick: Gtfo..
|HGN| Zarrick: FIND OUT IC?
|HGN| Zarrick: LOLOLOL
Torch - Mah Horse!: I suppose we shall :V
Torch - Mah Horse!: I was gonna try it regardless
EMceltics: HGN Quotes thread!!!
EMceltics: Right now!
EMceltics: The world needs to LOL at that
EMceltics: You know Locke put all the name changes in TF2 in the quote thread?
|HGN| Zarrick: UR A QUEER
EMceltics: I'm no queerer than Psycho

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 28-10-2009

Quote from: Locke on 24-10-2009
|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Locke.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
|HGN-STSV|Locke has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN Owner|SilverKnight.
|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|James Arrows.
|HGN-STSV|James Arrows has changed their name to |HGN-Owner|Silver Knight.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to KAHN.
|HGN-Owner|Silver Knight has changed their name to KAHN.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to scoutfreak.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Connor 4.0.
KAHN has changed their name to CONNOR 5.0.
CONNOR 5.0 has changed their name to Connor 4.0.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Redneck.
Connor 4.0 has changed their name to RoCOCK.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN OS| Commissar Nitro.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN BA| Ganendor.
RoCOCK has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Longlostblake.
|HGN-STBA|Longlostblake has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Plunger.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN BA| Plunger.
|HGN-STBA|Plunger has changed their name to Crimzon_Reaper.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Judas.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Fragger21.
Crimzon_Reaper has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Mr.Tea.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN HA| MajorFluffy.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN Owner| SilverKnight.
|HGN-STBA|Mr.Tea has changed their name to |HGN-Owner|Silver Knight.
|HGN-Owner|Silver Knight has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN SV| Locke.

Ahahah lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 31-10-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 05-11-2009

5. november 2009
11:28 - |HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
11:28 - |HGN-STTA| Bagelz: oh shit
11:28 - |HGN-STTA| Bagelz: you are sexy naow
11:29 - |HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: Ive always been sexy >:(
11:29 - |HGN-STTA| Bagelz: DOUBLE NIG?
11:30 - |HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
11:30 - |HGN-STTA| Bagelz: OH SHIT

(Coloured for extra sexyness)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tea on 05-11-2009

Dem's Fightin' Words!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 06-11-2009

The sexy truck strikes again!

Cobra:
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: And btw
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN-SV|Cobra: gtfo
|HGN-SV|Cobra: go die
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

Zarrick:
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN|Zarrick screams and is stampeeded by the strange @ esque wheels, forever dead and PK'd from STEAM
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN|Zarrick is ran over
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY VERY VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._..._____________===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )"""""""""""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN|Zarrick: OVERKILL

(BTF) Warrior

|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
{BTF}Warrior xXx: At least its sexy :smug:
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
{BTF}Warrior xXx: :smug:
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY VERY VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._..._____________===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )"""""""""""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
{BTF}Warrior xXx: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY VERY UBER SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._..._____________===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )"""""""""""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
{BTF}Warrior xXx: B)

Mr Tea:

|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK! | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
Tea is a Fag: ?
Tea is a Fag: Not a very sexy truck
|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|VERY SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

Commanthe2

|HGN HA| Afro [No comment]: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
|HGN|PGRP| commanthe2 is now Offline.

The sexy truck did also attack
Bagelz,
Raistlen.
Ashley
Twist
Flames of Venus

But they didnt respond in time.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 07-11-2009

We all now that we have a few really bad rpers from time to time on the server.. But i tried playing on another server .. and this is what i got. I'm Rct Jonathan Andersson

"Rct. Jonathan Andersson: What's your name By the way?
Now Saving Characters
Pvt. Brad Surannii: steam name?
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Ingame name.
Pvt. Brad Surannii: admin police
Pvt. Brad Surannii: i report admin abuse to steam
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Lol?
Pvt. Brad Surannii: i work for steam
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Eh.. Ok i just asked for your ingame name but... Forget about it then."

This was all icly.. and the dude lived ontop of a fridge..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 08-11-2009

Quote from: Radek on 07-11-2009
We all now that we have a few really bad rpers from time to time on the server.. But i tried playing on another server .. and this is what i got. I'm Rct Jonathan Andersson

"Rct. Jonathan Andersson: What's your name By the way?
Now Saving Characters
Pvt. Brad Surannii: steam name?
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Ingame name.
Pvt. Brad Surannii: admin police
Pvt. Brad Surannii: i report admin abuse to steam
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Lol?
Pvt. Brad Surannii: i work for steam
Rct. Jonathan Andersson: [LOCAL-OOC] Eh.. Ok i just asked for your ingame name but... Forget about it then."

This was all icly.. and the dude lived ontop of a fridge..

Oh christ, what.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 08-11-2009

Quote|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Im not impressed
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: You becoming a furfag...
Swinz :3: What?
Swinz :3: I've always ¬_¬

|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: You did.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 09-11-2009

Quote from: Silver Knight on 08-11-2009
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: So
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Your gay? and into furry porn?
Swinz :3: No.
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Thats what furfag means
Swinz :3: And who said I was a furfag?
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица:
Quote|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Im not impressed
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: You becoming a furfag...
Swinz :3: What?
Swinz :3: I've always ¬_¬
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: You did.

Pwned.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 12-11-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 12-11-2009

Quote from: Afromana on 12-11-2009
|HGN| Blacky: i found Ak74u on the floor and 1 merc suit and 1 duty suit and akban!!!!
|HGN| Blacky: OMG
|HGN-CTS| Afromana: I found a chopper on the floor!
|HGN-CTS| Afromana: OMG
|HGN| Blacky: Chopper???
|HGN| Blacky: what is chooper?
|HGN| Blacky: gun?

Back2School.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zero on 12-11-2009

|HGN| Zero: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sandvich: O_o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 12-11-2009

16:55 - |HGN| Szentii: r gay?
16:55 - |HGN| Szentii: anwser
16:55 - |HGN| Szentii: if u wont anwser
16:55 - |HGN| Szentii: then r gay
16:55 - |HGN| Szentii: 3:
16:56 - |HGN| The Jackal: Sup
16:56 - |HGN| Szentii: Okay...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 12-11-2009

||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: He said "i shoot stalkers" =P
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: :O
[HGN]Poxkillerd: :3
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: fun
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: i would shoot a creepy guy staring in my window to
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: xD
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: xD
[HGN]Poxkillerd looks at Goose through his windows
[HGN]Poxkillerd: I see you..
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Watching BloodFucker Porn..
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose grabs his mp5 and emptys a clip through the window
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Eww..
[HGN]Poxkillerd: AHHH!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: DIE
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: DIE
[HGN]Poxkillerd runs away
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: xD
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose drops the clip and loads a new one
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Go back to your BoodFucker Porn...
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose cocks his gun
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: xD
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Blood*
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose jumps out the broken window chasing pox
[HGN]Poxkillerd: AHH YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!
[HGN]Poxkillerd: /mr runs faster
[HGN]Poxkillerd runs faster*
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose laughs meniachly
[HGN]Poxkillerd: OH SHIT!
[HGN]Poxkillerd: RAPIST!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose opens fire again
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose fires 6 bursts of 3 aimed at pox's head
[HGN]Poxkillerd is shot in the arm, going behind a tree, loading his Ak 47.
[HGN]Poxkillerd rolls out, firing at Goose.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose dives in a bush loading a new clip
[HGN]Poxkillerd rolls back to the tree.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose breaks cover when he stops shootin
[HGN]Poxkillerd calls a Airstirke, running.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose dives behind a rock switching to full auto
[HGN]Poxkillerd: HAHAHAH!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose looks up "oh shit"
[HGN]Poxkillerd BOOOOOOOM!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose digs a hole and hides
[HGN]Poxkillerd: WW2...
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Okay....
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose jumps out of the hole fireing like rambo on a 50cal machinegun
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: Die mother fuckers DIW
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: DIE*
[HGN]Poxkillerd hides behind a rock, taking a holy greande out.
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Good that i not where you two are.
[HGN]Poxkillerd pulls the Pin, throwing it.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose 's mouth drops open staring at the holy hand grenade
[HGN]Poxkillerd: ALL A LOW YA MOTHER FUCKER!
[HGN]Poxkillerd BOOOOOM!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose starts praying
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Lol..
[HGN]Poxkillerd gets on his knees.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose is killed but is fireing from heaven with a 50 cal machine gun "take that bitched"
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Its ov-
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: bitches*
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: lol
[HGN]Poxkillerd dies
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Fuck..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: lol
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose laughs back to my computer"
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: You're dead
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose sits back down
[HGN]Poxkillerd Turns to a PedoBear, behind you.
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Hehehe...
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Looks to them
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose looks in the mear above his computer screaming
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose runs away
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Better i get going.
[HGN]Poxkillerd gets a errection, taking a knife out, running after him.
[HGN]Poxkillerd: COME HERE!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Wow
[HGN]Poxkillerd: RAWR!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose pulls a glock out of his dresser
[HGN]Poxkillerd jumps on Chrono
[HGN]Poxkillerd: ARARRARR!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose cocks it opening fire on the pedobear
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: AHHHH
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Get it off
[HGN]Poxkillerd flys back, Taking a RPG out.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: y/me fires 16 rounds at his chest
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose dives behind his bed
[HGN]Poxkillerd fires a Round, Falling to the floor, Dead.
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Dies
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: ** a hole is blown in the wall behind goose
[HGN]Poxkillerd: That there is good RP ^
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: lol
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: lol
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Call chuck norris.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose is shoot up with shrapnel
[HGN]Poxkillerd Uncloaks behind Goose, Cracking his neck
[HGN]Poxkillerd: I was never really on your side..
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose 's lifeless bodie falls to the ground
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Let me gues..
[HGN]Poxkillerd: DeathRinger..
[HGN]Poxkillerd turns around.
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Now its turns in a TF2 rp.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose stands back up slowy cracking his neck back into place
[HGN]Poxkillerd: O.o
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose is now a zombeh
[HGN]Poxkillerd: Oh.......Fuck...Me
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: T virus
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: No you are Nemesis.
[HGN]Poxkillerd runs through the wall.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose lunges at pox
[HGN]Poxkillerd: AHHH!
[HGN]Poxkillerd: CHRONO HELP!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Is nemesis now
[HGN]Poxkillerd: DAMNIT!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose attempts to OM NOM NOM pox's face
[HGN]Poxkillerd falls to the ground, being NOM NOMED
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: lol
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I think i dont need to do anything
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose eats all of poxs face then turns to chrono
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Erm...
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Why you looking to me.
[HGN]Poxkillerd Turns into Wazer Wifle
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose screams " YABBA MA ICING"
[HGN]Poxkillerd has changed their name to Wazer Wifle.
Wazer Wifle (2) gets up, Grinning.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose charges chrono
Wazer Wifle (2): I WANT YOUR DICK!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Takes out his RPG
Wazer Wifle (2): SHEMALES!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: loling
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Fires a round Blowing Goose's run
Wazer Wifle (2) runs after Goose
Wazer Wifle (2): GIVE
Wazer Wifle (2): DICK
Wazer Wifle (2): NOW!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: .// Room*
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose is blown to pices
Wazer Wifle (2) runs after Chrono then....
Wazer Wifle (2): DICK!?!?!?!?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Blow himself to pieces
Wazer Wifle (2): LOL
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose regroups and turns into sand man from spider man 3
Wazer Wifle (2): I WIN!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose growls
Wazer Wifle (2): Does he have a dick?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Starts to Regenerate.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose attempts to eat pox
Wazer Wifle (2): Whos Pox?
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: xD
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Attempts to Rape goose.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: // wazer
Wazer Wifle (2): Damn Right..
Wazer Wifle (2) falls to the floor, letting him eat him.
Wazer Wifle (2): EAT ME!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose disolves into sand on the ground regrouping behind chrono
Wazer Wifle (2): OHHH YES!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Starts to rape Wazer.
Wazer Wifle (2): AHHHH!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: // lol
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose eats both chrono and wazer crushing them under the weight of 12 tons
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: // lol
Wazer Wifle (2) Unzips Winters pants
Wazer Wifle (2): XD
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Dissapears.
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: // this is going on the fourms
Wazer Wifle (2): Lol...
Wazer Wifle (2): Do it!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Oh nom nom nom nom
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose looks around for chrono
Wazer Wifle (2): NOM NOM MY ASS!
Wazer Wifle (2): God I need a life..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† is behind goose raping him.
Wazer Wifle (2): Really...
Wazer Wifle (2): No....Just...Really?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: What ?
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose dies from gay rape
Wazer Wifle (2): Gay RAPE!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I win !
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: and i not gay !!!!
Wazer Wifle (2): My Turn ;)
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: lol
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Oh nom nom nom
Wazer Wifle (2): Nom nom nom..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I win...and It will stay that way.
Wazer Wifle (2) UNZIPS WINTERS PASNTS!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: No !!!1
Wazer Wifle (2): YES!
Wazer Wifle (2): CAUSE IM A WHORE!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: No.
Wazer Wifle (2): A SHEMALE WHORE
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: NO
Wazer Wifle (2): ALWAYS PLAYING ON FEMALE CHARACTERS
Wazer Wifle (2): WISHING I HAD TITS
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Runs from wazer.
Wazer Wifle (2): DONT RUN D:
Wazer Wifle (2): Ok...Next person..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Yells " BYE BYE SHEMALE "
Wazer Wifle (2): OH SHI-
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I gtg

Later on:

Wazer Wifle has changed their name to |HGN| Zarrick.
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I WIN AND YOU TWO LOST !
|HGN| Zarrick (2): Im a Faction Whore
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: ^^^^^^^^^ YEAH YEAH YEAH
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: LMAO
|HGN| Zarrick has changed their name to Pox the Candy Man.
Pox the Candy Man: Candy?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I want candy
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: posted
Pox the Candy Man knifs you
Pox the Candy Man: No candy for you..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: No....
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: why not ?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Mr.Pox ?
Pox the Candy Man: Cause your Black..
Pox the Candy Man: :3
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I not black !
Pox the Candy Man drives off
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: lmao
Pox the Candy Man has changed their name to PedoBear.
PedoBear: Well Hai
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Hi.
PedoBear: And children in this chat room?
PedoBear: Any*
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose screams and emptys a 40cal clip into his head
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Shit i gtg i have school test tomorrow
PedoBear: AHHHH!
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: cya\
PedoBear: WTF MAN!
PedoBear: AHHHH!
PedoBear: Bye
PedoBear: THAT HURT!
PedoBear: JESUS CHRIST!!!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† ASS PULL A NUKE FROM HIS ASS AND NUKES THIS CHAT !
PedoBear: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose screams "OH SHIT"
PedoBear has changed their name to Will Smith.
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: I win !
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose asplodes
Will Smith: Im not even going too..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: lol
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: xD
Will Smith has changed their name to ;).
;): Hai
.:/{TPOB}\:. Гусына Goose: hai
;): HAAAAIIII
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Oh NO I FOUND THE POST
;) has changed their name to A GAY.
A GAY: RARW!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: DAMM YOU GOOSE
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† SUCK MY DICK GAY
A GAY: Come here...
A GAY: Ok!
A GAY has changed their name to |HGN|Poxkillerd.
Chuck Norris enters RAGE MODE
|HGN|Poxkillerd: You wish....
|HGN|Poxkillerd: OH SHIT!
|HGN|Poxkillerd: RUN
|HGN|Poxkillerd: FUCKING RUN!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: RUN !!!
|HGN|Poxkillerd runs
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Runs
Chuck Norris is crushing everything in his path
|HGN|Poxkillerd: FUCK FUCK FUCK!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: Watchout he going to do a Round house kick
|HGN|Poxkillerd is in cananda
Chuck Norris yells "RAWR!"
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† is in south america
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: HA ! HA !
Chuck Norris starts winding up for a round house kick
|HGN|Poxkillerd: TO THE BOMB SHELTER!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: ^ COPY CAT
|HGN|Poxkillerd hides in a bomb Chelter
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Lol..
Chuck Norris completes his round house kick destroying south america and canada leaving only zombehs
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† Leaves the Chat for safety !
Chuck Norris: lol
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Lol..
|HGN|Poxkillerd: You leave..
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Ill google you down..
Chuck Norris begins eating the zombeh"saying you try to eat me bitches ima eat you"
|HGN|Poxkillerd: And kill you..
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: See You guys tomorrow
Chuck Norris: Seeyea
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: AND YOU DONT KNOW MY REAL NAME !
Chuck Norris: You dont know mine
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Found the post O.o
|HGN|Poxkillerd: WHAT IS IT!
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono†: NO !
|HGN|Poxkillerd: TELL ME!!
|HGN|Poxkillerd: ILL TELL YOU MINE!
Chuck Norris: ?
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† LEAVES IMEADIATLY
||Cяنeװ|| †Chrono† left chat.
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Chuck..
Chuck Norris chases him down and eats his feet
|HGN|Poxkillerd: AHHH!
Chuck Norris yells in rage "WHAT"!
|HGN|Poxkillerd: WHY!!!!
|HGN|Poxkillerd: IM SORRY!
|HGN|Poxkillerd: I NEVER MEANED TO CALL YOU A HOMO!
Chuck Norris has blood driping from his mouth
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Oh shit...
Chuck Norris growls
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Im sorry...
|HGN|Poxkillerd: meep
Chuck Norris winds up for a round house kick
|HGN|Poxkillerd: FUCK!
|HGN|Poxkillerd runs ti the shelter
|HGN|Poxkillerd: to*
Chuck Norris round house kicks chuck assploding his bodie
Chuck Norris: lol
|HGN|Poxkillerd: AHHH-
|HGN|Poxkillerd: Damn you..
Chuck Norris explodes from the force of his own round house kick
Chuck Norris: lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 12-11-2009

I'll get you back one day Pox.

Mark these fugga words.

Oh yeah, >_> Pox you have a female char aswell......

That is a fucking stripper.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 12-11-2009

Lol i want to see that lets the quote wars BEGIN

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 12-11-2009

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: o hey
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :3 Testicle face.
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal is now Online.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I'm totally kinky
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I bitch and over-do my rage IC
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I have a female character that is a stripper
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL gtfo...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I diss people
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Because I get bored
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I like rusty spoons
|HGN| Poxkillerd: And nettles on my nipples
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Dont you?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: pssh
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: wussie
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: I piece my dick with rusty nails
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Woooaah...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Can I touch?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: yes
|HGN| Poxkillerd: REALLY :3
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Can I?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: CAN I?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: HUH?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: mabeh
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I r a wannabe furfag btw 3;
|HGN| Poxkillerd: dont hate me
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Plz
|HGN| Poxkillerd: PLZ DONT HAIT THE FUR
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: lul
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Plz can I touch?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I r a female ;3
|HGN| Poxkillerd: honestly
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: ok
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I play male chars to do girlz
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: go ahead
|HGN| Poxkillerd: i r les
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No really
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I am
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Joking
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I'm a homosexual
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: oh god
|HGN| Poxkillerd: That touchs dikz
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: no
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: get out of here stalker
|HGN| Poxkillerd touchssss
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal dosent have a dick
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal is a chick
[HGN] Zarrick has changed their name to |HGN| Zarrick.
|HGN| Zarrick: Dickless Piece a shit
|HGN| Zarrick: Anyway this vill began var'

Now we even'.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 12-11-2009

Quote from: Zarrick on 12-11-2009
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: o hey
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :3 Testicle face.
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal is now Online.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I'm totally kinky
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I bitch and over-do my rage IC
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I have a female character that is a stripper
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL gtfo...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I diss people
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Because I get bored
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I like rusty spoons
|HGN| Poxkillerd: And nettles on my nipples
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Dont you?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: pssh
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: wussie
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: I piece my dick with rusty nails
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Woooaah...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Can I touch?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: yes
|HGN| Poxkillerd: REALLY :3
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Can I?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: CAN I?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: HUH?
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: mabeh
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I r a wannabe furfag btw 3;
|HGN| Poxkillerd: dont hate me
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Plz
|HGN| Poxkillerd: PLZ DONT HAIT THE FUR
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: lul
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Plz can I touch?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I r a female ;3
|HGN| Poxkillerd: honestly
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: ok
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I play male chars to do girlz
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: go ahead
|HGN| Poxkillerd: i r les
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No really
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I am
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Joking
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I'm a homosexual
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: oh god
|HGN| Poxkillerd: That touchs dikz
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: no
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal: get out of here stalker
|HGN| Poxkillerd touchssss
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal dosent have a dick
Slendermang - ♥ Fullmetal is a chick
[HGN] Zarrick has changed their name to |HGN| Zarrick.
|HGN| Zarrick: Dickless Piece a shit
|HGN| Zarrick: Anyway this vill began var'

Now we even'.

Lol, Nice Photoshop

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 12-11-2009

If it was photoshopped, it'd be an image yah daft bugga.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cortez Faggot on 12-11-2009

[OOC] [5868]|Pvt|JohnYouth I <3 Hayle: Why would freedom shu-
t up if duty needall bann

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cortez Faggot on 12-11-2009

[OOC] [5868]|Pvt|JohnYouth I <3 Hayle: Why would freedom shu-
t up if duty needall bann??????????
?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 12-11-2009

Quote from: Zarrick on 12-11-2009
If it was photoshopped, it'd be an image yah daft bugga.

Lies...

You Wasted Your life, making that chat, Just for nothing.

Good Job, Nice war.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 12-11-2009

Quote from: Poxkillerd on 12-11-2009
Quote from: Zarrick on 12-11-2009
If it was photoshopped, it'd be an image yah daft bugga.

Lies...

You Wasted Your life, making that chat, Just for nothing.

Good Job, Nice war.

Did you even read the bottom, where Zarrick changed his name from Pox to Zarrick.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 13-11-2009

Holy shit did Plunger just NOT comment about somthing I did? Holy fffffffuuuuck.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 17-11-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 17-11-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 18-11-2009

Quote
7:04 PM - |HGN-STBA| Plunger: http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj165/plunger435/Untitled2.png (http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj165/plunger435/Untitled2.png)

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi272.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj165%2Fplunger435%2FUntitled2.png&hash=343f5073b6acb061ee94dc011fe2883bec0fa911)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 19-11-2009

Quote
Thursday, November 19, 2009
5:58 PM - |HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: LOl
5:59 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra-: :D
6:00 PM - |HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: This was pretty funny
6:00 PM - |HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: lol bagelz is all pissed lol
6:00 PM - |HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: But I knew something was fishy when I heard locke died I was like not a sexy man like him he is a robot
6:01 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra-: Quoted for truth

Quote

5:53 PM - Like A Boss!: Rawr
5:54 PM - Like A Boss!: Bad cobra

Quote
5:47 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra: OMG
5:47 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra: U MUST BE JESUS
5:47 PM - |HGN-CSV| Locke: I am back. My son.

Quote
6:05 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra-: Oh lawrdy preaze the lord our savior has risen again!
6:05 PM - |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: I think a bunch of people are going to try to kill you
6:05 PM - |HGN-STSV|Cobra-: :V Quoted for another truthful comment

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 19-11-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 19-11-2009

Locke is now dead again.

Quote
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: atleast you know what people would say if you did croak.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: True >_>
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: hmmm
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Pulls out a pistol.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: D:
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: WHAT
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: TIME TO MAKE IT TRUE
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย SHOOTS YOU.
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย crys
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Shoots himself.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: >__>
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: Regret
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Plays Dear sister music
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhEJT3j9N8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhEJT3j9N8)
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: thats how it would happen

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 19-11-2009

Quote from: Ravanger on 19-11-2009
Locke is now dead again.

Quote
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: atleast you know what people would say if you did croak.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: True >_>
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: hmmm
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Pulls out a pistol.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: D:
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: WHAT
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: TIME TO MAKE IT TRUE
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย SHOOTS YOU.
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย crys
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Shoots himself.
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: >__>
|HGN-CSV| Locke BACK FROM DEAD: Regret
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย Plays Dear sister music
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhEJT3j9N8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhEJT3j9N8)
|HGN-STBA| Rδvanδger ไทย: thats how it would happen

We should totally do this...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: PimpMasterJ on 24-11-2009

Snowblind wants to help with my homework.

puıןqʍous: what science is it? what kind?
PimpmasterJ: Human body and anotamy
puıןqʍous: fuck
puıןqʍous: dick goes in vagina
PimpmasterJ: I'm right now in the digestive system
PimpmasterJ: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 26-11-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 05-12-2009

"Tables turn on those who are dishonest" - Me, 1996-Present

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 06-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nines on 07-12-2009

"I like a big cock in MY MOUTH."
~Locke

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 07-12-2009

Fuck you nines.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 07-12-2009

Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 07-12-2009
Fuck you nines.

Don't flame.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nines on 07-12-2009

"Fuck you Nines"
~Locke

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 07-12-2009

Fuck you plunger.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 07-12-2009

Stop it guys, You are de-railing the thread.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 07-12-2009

|HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Yeah that's the other advantage of the Deagle
|HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: All the idiots who don't know anything about firearms still know it's a huge bullet

QFT

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 07-12-2009

Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 07-12-2009
|HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Yeah that's the other advantage of the Deagle
|HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: All the idiots who don't know anything about firearms still know it's a huge bullet

QFT

awww snap

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nines on 07-12-2009

"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 07-12-2009

Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Nines on 07-12-2009

Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 08-12-2009

Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 08-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 08-12-2009

Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.

~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steel on 10-12-2009

|HGN|Szentii: NOW I'LL BE MEXICAN FAGGOT AND EAT TORTILLA CHIPS FROM TESCO
|HGN|Szentii: LOL
|HGN| The Jackal: LOL K
|HGN|Szentii: Damn, I miss Blake, and our webcamsex... :(
|HGN| The Jackal: WHAT?!
|HGN|Szentii: Ohh
|HGN|Szentii: FUCK I DIDN'T STFU AGAIN
|HGN|Szentii: NOOOOO
|HGN|Szentii: I WANNA F#*K YOU!!! (SEND TO FRIEND VID) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeHkJkBIM3I#normal) This goes to Blake from me and this goes to me to STFU TWILIGHTS ON SO STFU! (SEND TO FRIEND VID) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb0n7GAkYhA&feature=channel#normal)
|HGN| The Jackal: I hope you know this is now on the quote thread?
|HGN|Szentii: NO

My mind now burns.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 10-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 10-12-2009

lol xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 10-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 11-12-2009

Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.
~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy

~Locke

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 12-12-2009

Man everyone wants to fuck plunger.. I wonder why.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Scruffy on 12-12-2009
Man everyone wants to fuck plunger.. I wonder why.

My hot demon gel makes them all horny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 12-12-2009

John Lusser: If you would say "Creepy" then I would fuck you.
John Lusser: Hehe, Joke.
Dmitri Sergeyev: Nah, I prefer women.
John Lusser: I'm gay.
Dmitri Sergeyev | |HGN| Kieck [LOOC]: :3
John Lusser | |HGN| Szentii [LOOC]: 3:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 12-12-2009

John Lusser: I will Fuck you
Brother 'Ghost' Creed: ...What?
John Lusser: I will Fuck you
John Lusser: You heard me..
Brother 'Ghost' Creed: ....Homo?
John Lusser: Yeah
Brother 'Ghost' Creed: ....Im Out

Also told me Rov Hired him to rape me..

|HGN| Poxkillerd: You hired a Homo....To Rape me..
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไทย: well
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Thats just great...

Fin

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 12-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Plunger on 11-12-2009
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.
~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy
~Locke

~Tunddruff

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Tunddruff on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Plunger on 11-12-2009
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.
~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy
~Locke
~Tunddruff

Your doing it wrong

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Plunger on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Tunddruff on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Plunger on 11-12-2009
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.
~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy
~Locke
~Tunddruff
Your doing it wrong

Get Out Of Here STALKER
~SilverKnight

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Silver Knight on 12-12-2009
|HGN-STSV|Scruffy-Sick: Log what the ban?
|HGN-Director|SilverKnight: No shit?
|HGN-Director|SilverKnight writes No Shit on a white board
|HGN-Director|SilverKnight holds it up

Later On...

|HGN-Director|SilverKnight punches him in the gut
|HGN-STSV|Scruffy-Sick shoots a baby out his ass
|HGN-Director|SilverKnight takes his monies
|HGN-Director|SilverKnight runs

Stole my bike..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 12-12-2009

Quote from: Silver Knight on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Plunger on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Tunddruff on 12-12-2009
Quote from: Plunger on 11-12-2009
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Scruffy on 08-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
Quote from: PistolKid on 07-12-2009
Quote from: Nines on 07-12-2009
"Fuck you Plunger."
~Locke

~Nines

~Pistolkid

~Nines.
~~~Cobra.~~~Scruffy
~Locke
~Tunddruff
Your doing it wrong
Get Out Of Here STALKER
~SilverKnight

Get you'r own damn tea, you limie brit!
~Cole Train~

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 12-12-2009

Oh Im sorry, I must be in the wrong Thread, I thought this was the Quote Thread, Not Fuck Plunger Thread...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 12-12-2009

That quotes old, but still epic.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 12-12-2009

"banned." - Commissar Nitro Glycerin

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 13-12-2009

I can't believe Pox would say this..

18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Scotland is fucking Nuts >_>
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: No
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Awesome
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I know..
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: We break the line of Awesome-ness
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Until we're so Awesome that we're Crazy
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Mmm..
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: I bet you wish you lived in Scotland now..
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Yep
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I WISH I WASNT AMERICAN
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Because the PM will come u-
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: And thats wierd...
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: QUOTTED
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: OH GOD DAMNIT
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd Slams his head on a table.

American's it is your duty to flame this fucker..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 13-12-2009

Quote from: Dave The Zombie on 13-12-2009
I can't believe Pox would say this..

18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Scotland is fucking Nuts >_>
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: No
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Awesome
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I know..
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: We break the line of Awesome-ness
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Until we're so Awesome that we're Crazy
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Mmm..
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: I bet you wish you lived in Scotland now..
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Yep
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I WISH I WASNT AMERICAN
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Because the PM will come u-
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: And thats wierd...
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: QUOTTED
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: OH GOD DAMNIT
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd Slams his head on a table.

American's it is your duty to flame this fucker..

Damn Scotland and There Reverse Psychology >_>

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 13-12-2009

Quote from: Dave The Zombie on 13-12-2009
I can't believe Pox would say this..

18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Scotland is fucking Nuts >_>
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: No
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Awesome
18:41 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I know..
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: We break the line of Awesome-ness
18:41 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Until we're so Awesome that we're Crazy
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Mmm..
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: I bet you wish you lived in Scotland now..
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Yep
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: I WISH I WASNT AMERICAN
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Because the PM will come u-
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: And thats wierd...
18:42 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: QUOTTED
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: OH GOD DAMNIT
18:42 - |HGN| Poxkillerd Slams his head on a table.

American's it is your duty to flame this fucker..

(User was banned for this post; Reason: "Trolzing America" (Banned by; Layton))

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 13-12-2009

19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: Yo, Furryfagola
19:17 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: WTF!?!?
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: You heard.
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: I know, you make it out
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: With
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: George Bush
19:18 - |HGN| Szenti: And with furries

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 13-12-2009

19:23 - Zaverick M4 Carbine: I cat
19:23 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: You Cat?
19:23 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: I Dog
19:23 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: :3
19:23 - Zaverick M4 Carbine: Cant

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 13-12-2009

Quote from: Dave The Zombie on 13-12-2009
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: Yo, Furryfagola
19:17 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: WTF!?!?
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: You heard.
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: I know, you make it out
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: With
19:17 - |HGN| Szenti: George Bush
19:18 - |HGN| Szenti: And with furries

Thats a lie, The truth version is here:

20:17 - |HGN| Szenti: Yo, Furryfagola
20:17 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: WTF!?!?
20:17 - |HGN| Szenti: You heard.
20:17 - |HGN| Szenti: I know, you make it out
20:17 - |HGN| Szenti: With
20:17 - |HGN| Szenti: George Bush
20:18 - |HGN| Szenti: And with furries
20:21 - |TRG|HGN| Rook: Quotted
20:21 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah, George Bush hired you, so you have to get blood for him, and then he changes it to oil, and sells it making high profit, and
20:21 - |HGN| Szenti: And you, you are whoring.
20:21 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah, Quoted?
20:21 - |HGN| Szenti: Then you are um...
20:21 - |HGN| Szenti: FUCKED.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 13-12-2009

19:22 - |HGN| Szenti: Heyyyy
19:22 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Get...Out...Now
19:22 - |HGN| Szenti: Okkkkk....
19-23 - |HGN| Szenti Walks Out in a Gay Manner
19-24 - |HGN| Poxkillerd Facepalms
19-24 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Damnit Szenti...
19-25 - |HGN| Szenti: :3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 13-12-2009

Nice one, Pox.

20:26 - |HGN| Szenti: Hai, Fuggat.
20:26 - Raxx: gggg
20:26 - |HGN| Szenti: Wat
20:26 - |HGN| Szenti: kkkk
20:26 - Raxx: zdsfgsdg
20:26 - |HGN| Szenti: adwk
20:26 - |HGN| Szenti: no hi?
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: What a bad friend you are.
20:27 - Raxx: hai2u
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: Good.
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: I know.
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: You make it out
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: With George Bush.
20:27 - Raxx: SHHH
20:27 - Raxx: IS SECRET
20:27 - |HGN| Szenti: Don't worry, I won't tell it to anyone.
20:27 - Raxx: http://www.hai2u.com/ (http://www.hai2u.com/)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 13-12-2009

|HGN| Szenti: www.hai2u.com (http://www.hai2u.com)
|HGN| Poxkillerd: OMG WTF
|HGN| Poxkillerd: EWWWW
|HGN| Poxkillerd: HOLY SHIT
|HGN| Poxkillerd: OH GAWD
|HGN| Szenti: :d
|HGN| Poxkillerd: JESUS CHRIST WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
|HGN| Poxkillerd: GET OUT
|HGN| Szenti: No!
|HGN| Szenti: What is wrong with YOU
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHATS WRONG WITH ME
|HGN| Szenti: You are a pedofagbear
|HGN| Poxkillerd: YOU WANT TO KNOW
|HGN| Szenti: You have to take it.
|HGN| Szenti: www.sourmath.com (http://www.sourmath.com)
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Im not clikcing that..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Must.....Resist...
|HGN| Szenti: Its a nice site.
|HGN| Szenti: I'm listening to the Remix music there
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ....Oh gawd
|HGN| Szenti: I already recorded it
|HGN| Szenti: And I did push it into your nose.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: wat

wat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 13-12-2009

Dont click any of those links, ever.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 13-12-2009

Thoose links arent that bad. I mean chick pukeing on some guys dick is the first one. The second one is lemon party for thoose of you who do not know it is where a bunch of old guys have a orgy.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 14-12-2009

14:25 - |HGN| Szenti: I'M DOWNLOADING OSU
14:25 - |HGN| Szenti: :D
14:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: ?
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: You won't like it.
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/anime/osu (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/anime/osu)!/
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: Its an anime game
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: <_<
14:27 - |HGN| The Jackal: No that anime, go to hell and die
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: Similar to Audiosurf
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: OH MY GOD
14:27 - |HGN| Szenti: I 8 U
14:27 - |HGN| The Jackal: Why?
14:27 - |HGN| The Jackal: Coz anime is gay?
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: NO ANIME = NOT GAY. YAOI = GAY
14:28 - |HGN| The Jackal: ANIME IS GAY< YOU ARE GAY
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: YES I'M GAY THIS IS WHY I'M WATCHING YAOU
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: YAOI*
14:28 - |HGN| The Jackal: Eww...
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: NOOO
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: I DID WRITE YAOI IN GOOGLE AND MY BROWSER DIED
14:28 - |HGN| Szenti: ITS REVIVED
14:29 - |HGN| The Jackal: Lol
14:29 - |HGN| Szenti: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/ (http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/)
14:29 - |HGN| Szenti: A nice site.
14:29 - |HGN| The Jackal: Im at work, and thats obviously NSFW
14:29 - |HGN| Szenti: LOL JACKAL IS WATCHING PR0N WHILE HES AT WORK
14:29 - |HGN| Szenti: DDODODOOD
14:29 - |HGN| The Jackal: Yer, thats how i would get sacked

MWHAHAHAHA. This is for you Ze Jackal.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 14-12-2009

"It's not okay to ask God for a Bicycle, but it's okay to steal a Bicycle and ask God for forgiveness.." - Me, 1996 - Present

^ IT IS MINE, GO AWAY, I MADE IT UP >:C ^

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 14-12-2009

"No matter what great thing you do in life, Be it big nor small, can cover how much fail you had during your childhood years."

~Fluffy

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 15-12-2009

=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 15-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 15-12-2009

Quote from: Celtic on 15-12-2009
=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER

Fucking faggot, Real pedophiles would still rape the boy.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 15-12-2009

Show us how its done plunger he can only learn from the best

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 15-12-2009

Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Celtic on 15-12-2009
=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER
Fucking faggot, Real pedophiles would still rape the boy.

Fucking Idiot, PedoBEAR, Not Pedophilie...Jesus.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 15-12-2009

Quote from: Poxkillerd on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Celtic on 15-12-2009
=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER
Fucking faggot, Real pedophiles would still rape the boy.

Fucking Idiot, PedoBEAR, Not Pedophilie...Jesus.

You = Weak

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 15-12-2009

Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Poxkillerd on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Celtic on 15-12-2009
=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER
Fucking faggot, Real pedophiles would still rape the boy.

Fucking Idiot, PedoBEAR, Not Pedophilie...Jesus.
You = Weak

You= Spammer, This is a Quote Thread, not a "Flame Pox" Thread..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 15-12-2009

Quote from: Poxkillerd on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Poxkillerd on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Layton on 15-12-2009
Quote from: Celtic on 15-12-2009
=XD=Celtic: Hey Pedobear...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Yesh my Child?
=XD=Celtic: There's a little girl out your window...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: :O
|HGN| Poxkillerd Jumps out his window with a shotgun
=XD=Celtic thinks to himself, wonder if he'll find out its a boy?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WHAT
|HGN| Poxkillerd Screams, Killing the Dude, Jumping back through is window
|HGN| Poxkillerd: WTF MAN!
=XD=Celtic: What?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ITS A GUY!
=XD=Celtic: Nuh uh..
=XD=Celtic: It was just a strap on
|HGN| Poxkillerd: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd Shoots you
|HGN| Poxkillerd: No one Lies to Pedobear >_>
|HGN| Poxkillerd is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
=XD=Celtic: I wonder if I should quote this?
=XD=Celtic: lol
|HGN| Poxkillerd: If you do..
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Ill Tie you Up and give you the Japenese Water Punishment
|HGN| Poxkillerd: FOR EVER
Fucking faggot, Real pedophiles would still rape the boy.

Fucking Idiot, PedoBEAR, Not Pedophilie...Jesus.
You = Weak

You= Spammer, This is a Quote Thread, not a "Flame Pox" Thread..

My detective skills picked up a weak sauce pedo, My keen investigative instincts told me to take the case further.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 16-12-2009

02:59 - |HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider]: How about a KNUCKLE SANDWHICH?!
02:59 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: HOW ABOUT A COCK BAGEL?
03:00 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: i had a bagel today for the first time everz
03:00 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: And it was shit
03:00 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: And its pointless
|HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider] is now Offline.
|HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider] is now Online.
03:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Honestly
03:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: A hole through the middle who thought of that
03:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: A fucking gremlin with a fettish for shoving his dick in warm bread?
03:02 - |HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider]: Like a Hot Knife through Butter
03:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: No honestly though
03:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: First time ever having one
03:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: I had a tiny drop of TK on it
03:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: And i still got covered in it
03:03 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: ITs A POINTLESS IDEA
03:03 - |HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider]: ...
03:03 - |HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider]: For some reason
03:03 - |HGN| Poxkillerd[Solider]: That sounds hawt..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 17-12-2009

"Do it, then and I watch yaoi"
-Szenti

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 18-12-2009

** John Lusser Jumps down, rolling on the ground
Artyom 'Tiger' Dmitryev: Then say, haha.
** John Lusser yells out, "'Ey 'Ey 'Ey! Whats up bitches?""
John Lusser: Do you have a body?!
Erebus: Nope
Artyom 'Tiger' Dmitryev: Sorry, hoe.
John Lusser: Damn.
Artyom 'Tiger' Dmitryev | |HGN| Kieck [LOOC]: owned
John Lusser | |HGN| Szenti [LOOC]: MWHAHAHA.
Artyom 'Tiger' Dmitryev: Were you pissing military off ?
John Lusser: Of course.
John Lusser: Not.
John Lusser: They are all gays and lesbians.
** Erebus nods
John Lusser: Damn.
Artyom 'Tiger' Dmitryev: And bisexuals.
John Lusser: Yeah.
Erebus: Yep.

Cool, Isn't it? :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 19-12-2009

Pvt. Stone: She can be quiet a fire
Pvt. Stone: You should be the water
Pvt. Stone | |HGN| Dug [LOOC]: LAL
Artyom Dmitryev | |HGN| Kieck SF CakeS fix [LOOC]: LUL
Artyom Dmitryev: Why not C4 ?
Pvt-FC. Nataliya Khruschev | |TRG|HGN| Rook [LOOC]: LAL

Epic...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 19-12-2009

19:02 - |HGN| Szenti: I'M A FUCKING RETARDED GAY PEEP.
19:02 - |HGN| Szenti: Not a human

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 19-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 19-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 19-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 19-12-2009

The result of admin meetings ^^^^

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 20-12-2009

FIRST PART:

20:23 - Jake: What you want
20:23 - Jake: ?
20:23 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: hi :)
20:23 - Jake: 20:23 - Jake: What you want
20:23 - Jake: ?
20:23 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: I want to be your friend :)
20:23 - Jake: wat

SECOND PART:

20:26 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: btw im a girl
20:26 - Jake: k.
20:26 - Jake: And,why do you tell me that lol
20:27 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: i dono wanted :D
20:27 - Jake: k.
20:27 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: so hw old u ?
20:27 - Jake: 17
20:27 - Jake: u
20:27 - Jake: ?
20:27 - <3! KaMiKaZi <3!: 11 :)
20:27 - Jake: Wat

WAT

~JAKE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 20-12-2009

How dare you steal my wat joke >_>

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 21-12-2009

[OOC] |HGN| The Jackal: Im so going to stop playing here....
[OOC] |HGN| Szenti: Jackal, bye, Heres your chocolate, and a kiss from me.
[ADMIN] Positive: O_O Szenti....
[OOC] |HGN| The Jackal: Stfu szentil.

I'm happy cause I kissed a guy in mah class, Happy christmassssss.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 22-12-2009

01:00 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: I need you for the Yaoi.
01:00 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Wait wut
01:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: i need you on webcam naked
01:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: K?
01:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: How come i have got an erection already?
01:01 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: I'm watching yaoi.
01:01 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Link
01:02 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: Whay?
01:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: I wunt watch too
01:02 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: No u :P
01:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: :(
01:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Liiiinnnkk meeeeee
01:02 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Please Sexeh.
01:03 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: http://yaoi4ever.multiply.com/ (http://yaoi4ever.multiply.com/)
01:03 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Nuuuuu
01:03 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: I wanna see the EXACT thing you're looking at
01:03 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: :(
01:03 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: All of those.
01:04 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Nuuuuuuuuuuu
01:04 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: McRoll'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q#normal)
01:05 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Dis Yaoi shit
01:05 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: No dicks
01:05 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: anyway night
01:06 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: Bay night.
01:06 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: YOU ARE A SOCK COOKER
01:06 - |HGN| Szenti | R.I.P. Headset.: No u
01:06 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: you're only a child
|HGN| Szenti has changed their name to |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface.
01:06 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: NOT EVEN A TEENAGER
01:06 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: LOLOL
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: You are a furfagola. Bye
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: :D
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: BTW
01:07 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: BTW you suck
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I cheated on you, I already kissed a lot of other guys in my school.
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: happyface
01:07 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Lol
01:07 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: I dont get kissis
01:07 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: :(
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: The teacher was like WTF
01:07 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: And my classmates were like: ROFLGAY
01:07 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: I JUST GET COCK
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Ya
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: wel
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: you no bi
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: You not sucked cock yet
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: :)
01:08 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I DID
01:08 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I did my bros
01:08 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: he did put condom on
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: O_O
01:08 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: And I sucked his :D
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: You. What.
01:08 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: Wath?
01:08 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: ok ok how old is your bro....?
01:09 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: My bros, who is 10 yrs older.
01:09 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: :D
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Wait
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: You sucked a 22 year olds cock?
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: QUOTED
01:09 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: 21*
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: No
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Not really
01:09 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: Wat?
01:09 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: You were really dropped at birth wasnt you?
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: Yeah, my grandma in the train throwed me up too strongly, and I hit my head in the roof of the train
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I still have a tumour or wat on my head
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: lol
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: U LIED
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: U DIDN'T QUOTE IT
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: OMG
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: ...Right.
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Ya
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Not gonna quote it
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Because
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I'm doing it
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: :D
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Its wrong
01:10 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: YOU DONT SUCK YOUR BROTHERS COCK.
01:10 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: YES I DO IT.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: WHY SHUDN'T I?
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: WHY
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: WE WAS FUCKING BORED
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: HONESTLY
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: AND ALONE
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: CAUSE WE WANTED TO TRY IT
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: /facepalm
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: /no u
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Ok. Now i'm going
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: K
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: I'm quoteing it
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: A mni
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: min*
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: K
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: WELL
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: Bye
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: x
01:11 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: <3
01:12 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: :D c=3
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: Bye, night, good dream-cock-sucking
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: 3:
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: ÷D
01:12 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: The only cock sucking i'll be doing is with your mother
01:12 - |HGN| Morbo the Annihilator: LOL
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: You are lesbian.
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti|1 Daiz happyface: End.
|HGN| Morbo the Annihilator is now Offline.
|HGN| Morbo the Annihilator is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 22-12-2009

Quote from: Poxkillerd on 20-12-2009
How dare you steal my wat joke >_>

Get out of here Newstalker.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 22-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 23-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 23-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 24-12-2009

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 24-12-2009

Quote from: Szenti on 24-12-2009
18:49 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: I want to see you naked and wet
18:50 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Gtfo..
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: I already got a boner
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: So, send me sum pics.
18:50 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: GTFO
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: C'mon, you must be sexy.
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Too sexy to show yourself ain'tcha?
18:50 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: >_>
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: No <_>
18:50 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Wtf is wrong with you...
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Nothing.
18:50 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: I was always gay.
18:51 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: So, I want to get inside you
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Sorry, NO DAMN HOMO
18:51 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: You're a bad boy.
18:51 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Come to bed withme.
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: HELL NO
18:51 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Please?
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: NO
18:51 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Just your cock then?
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: Ok..
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd gives you a chicken.
18:51 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: There
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Can I lick your nose?
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ Rapes the chicken
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: I want to rape you.
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Or fuck you.
18:52 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: NOOOO!
18:52 - |HGN| Poxkillerd runs
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ Grows a long penis
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ Grabs Pox
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Grawr.
18:52 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: NAO
18:52 - |HGN| Poxkillerd Leaves chat
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: Want to suck my cock, while I suck yours?
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: In 61
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: DAMN NO
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: I HAVE TO GO
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: BAY
18:52 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: GOOD
18:52 - |HGN| Szenti|HAPPEH CHRIZTMAZ: QUOTED
18:53 - |HGN| Poxkillerd: >_>

HE SAID GOOD ON COCK SUCK O M G.

Merry GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS, To you too....Homo

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 28-12-2009

[LOOC] Sean Richardson: I got a song
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: I heard eailer
[LOOC] Kane Thompson: ?
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Christmas one
David Slowsky has entered observer mode.
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: It goes
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells suck on my cock do what you need, just get on your knees
Sgt. Chocolate has connected to the server.
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Unzip me and slurp me and pull me away soon you be tasting sperm.
[LOOC] Kane Thompson: xD i lold
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: I heard it eailer
[LOOC] Kane Thompson: fail song xD
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Another one goes
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Santa's whore is coming to town
[LOOC] Kane Thompson: lol xD
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Another one
Davian Vasquez has entered observer mode.
Davian Vasquez has exited observer mode.
Davian Vasquez has entered observer mode.
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Jingle bells jingle bells what a crock of shit, what does that fat cunt think he is?
[LOOC] Sean Richardson: Cracking that fucking whip.
[LOOC] Kane Thompson: xD
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 30-12-2009

14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D wanks it off un
14:43 - JTCE screams "OH SHI I AM DETECTED"
14:43 - JTCE runs
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D cums
14:43 - JTCE screams with cummed face "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: IN YOOR FACE
14:43 - JTCE: lolo
14:43 - JTCE: quote
14:43 - JTCE: QUOTE
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: can i giev u herpes?
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: k i do it

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: gtfostalker on 30-12-2009

Quote from: Szenti on 30-12-2009
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D wanks it off un
14:43 - JTCE screams "OH SHI I AM DETECTED"
14:43 - JTCE runs
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D cums
14:43 - JTCE screams with cummed face "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: IN YOOR FACE
14:43 - JTCE: lolo
14:43 - JTCE: quote
14:43 - JTCE: QUOTE
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: can i giev u herpes?
14:43 - |HGN| Szenti :<D: k i do it

God damn it D:<

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 30-12-2009

|HGN| Szenti :<D: Damn.
|HGN| Szenti :<D: I miss Blake D:
|HGN| Szenti :<D: I remember the good old webcamsexs...
|HGN| Szenti :<D: :(
|HGN| Poxkillerd: wat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 05-01-2010

This has turned into a Sex quote thread -.-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 05-01-2010

Quote from: Fluffy on 05-01-2010
This has turned into a Sex quote thread -.-

Seems to be Szentii's fault.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 06-01-2010

16:47 - Raxx: Where was the berlin wall?
16:48 - |HGN| Szenti: in
16:48 - |HGN| Szenti: America?
16:48 - Raxx: ...
16:48 - |HGN| Szenti: whta,
16:48 - Raxx: IT WAS IN BERLIN
16:48 - |HGN| Szenti: OMG
16:48 - Raxx: HENCE THE NAME - BERLIN WALL
16:48 - |HGN| Szenti: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

THATS A LIE, ITS NOT A SEX QUOTE THREAD.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 06-01-2010

When afro was having trouble in Gmod

10:39 AM - |HGN-CRM| Fluffy: Rage?
10:40 AM - |HGN-CTS| Afromana: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
|HGN-CTS| Afromana is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
10:40 AM - |HGN-CRM| Fluffy: Quoted
10:41 AM - |HGN-CTS| Afromana: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 09-01-2010

Janorkie: what the fuck is going on
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Ok
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: My friend knew him
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Frostbite asked my friend for help
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: My friend recommended me to help
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: I met frostbit
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Aint a act.
Janorkie: ok, so tell me
Janorkie: how do you have a lawyer
Janorkie: if you can't spell lawyer
hexpunK has been invited to chat.
hexpunK entered chat.
Janorkie: SORRY WRONG PERSON LOL
hexpunK left chat.
Highdef has been invited to chat.
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: lol
Highdef entered chat.
Janorkie: This is my 'lawyer', Highdef.
Highdef: Hello.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: off top of my head....
Janorkie: Aka John Morrison, fellow gamer and lawyer.
Highdef: Yes.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Funny how you got a lawyer on steam.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: *fake*
Janorkie: funny how you cant spell lawyer
Janorkie: *fake*
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk so what you want?
Benji has been invited to chat.
Janorkie: i wanna know who your lawyer is
Highdef: I'm John.
Benji entered chat.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Janorkie: so whos this lawler of yours, im serious
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: john hiltilmen.
Janorkie: really?
Janorkie: thats funny
Janorkie: considering I can search all the bar registries for registered lawyers
Janorkie: and that doesnt come up once
Janorkie: so unless you have some mexican immigrant for a lawyer
Janorkie: you're lying
Highdef: Indeed.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Canadian.
Janorkie: doesn't matter, you still have a bar.
Janorkie: no matter where, his name would've come up on google. Not one result.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Indeed. (idoit) No that is a incorrect statement
Janorkie: good job spelling idiot wrong, idiot.
Highdef: Indeed.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: If you know anything about lawyers You can see the He isnt ur lawyer
Janorkie: I'm just trolling about highdef
Benji: Filing a counter-lawsuit against you for threatening people with fake lawyers
Highdef: You have physical evidence proving otherwise?
Janorkie: but you're not dropping the joke
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: so dont get involved hes being sued
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yes
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Take a pictureÉ
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: So you want me to call my lawyer and get a picture right nowÉ
Janorkie: yeah call your lawyer
Janorkie: and get a picture
Janorkie: right now
Janorkie: do it
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ight
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: But if i get proof u owe me 30$.
Janorkie: ok
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: OK LISTEN
Janorkie: and if i dont pay you
Highdef: lol, calling a lawyer
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Type that you will give me 30$ if i show u proof
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: NOBODY TALK
Janorkie: are you gonna sue me with your lawler
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Janorkie: i will give you $30.00
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: LISTEN
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Kk fair hold on
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: calling to get a pic
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: And then finacial document
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Where do u liveÉ
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: or do i gotta ip find u
Janorkie: ip find me
Janorkie: do it
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Whats your ip smart one
Janorkie: whats yours
Benji: you dolt
Benji: you can't track someone to their house via ip
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: None of your cocern
Janorkie: only their ISP gateway
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ye p i can
Benji: it'll go through the ISP
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: By getting there ip
Highdef: ok
Highdef: so, frostbite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i can find out where host is
Highdef: track him
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: = where u live
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i need his ip.
Janorkie: not the address, retard.
Benji: which won't lead you directly to their house
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: I need the ip
Highdef: read above
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yes it will it will tell me where he lives
Highdef: lol
Benji: re-read what i typed
Cardinal UberMensch has been invited to chat.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Your a smart bunch of people. you dont even know have of what a lawyer takes And a fake mob ? ohh yes Highdef is ur lawyer
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hes 14 years old or somthing?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yes or no?
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: I already said I was kidding about that
Janorkie: retard
Highdef: scroll up
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Obviouisly
Cardinal UberMensch entered chat.
Highdef: then why ask again
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Now im calling my lawler.
Highdef: lawler
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Benji: it'll go through the ISP
Janorkie: im a lawler too
Janorkie: watch
Janorkie: lawl
Janorkie: lawl
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: lawl
Cardinal UberMensch: i say what's going on here
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Haha lawl So proffesinal.
Highdef: i no rite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: >. So back on topic yes i can ip track.
Highdef: no you cant dumbass
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: And u didnt make cakescript u dumbass's
Janorkie: you wanna bet
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Gahaha funniest part is i know creators.
Janorkie: ill go in the CSG3 thread
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: U aint them
Janorkie: right now
Janorkie: and post
Janorkie: i will go RIGHT NOW
Janorkie: and post
Janorkie: and show you wrong
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Sure
Highdef: do it
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: tell me link of post
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Wow Frostbite.....
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: You shouldnt of said taht
Janorkie: http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=...tcount=202 (http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=...tcount=202)
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: so
Janorkie: you know the creators huh
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yep
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Thats a fruad
Janorkie: yeah
Highdef: LOL
Janorkie: HAHAH
Janorkie: OH WOW
Janorkie: ok
Highdef: frostbite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Anyone can get it off the internet
Janorkie: go look at who created the CSG2 thread
Janorkie: and the CSG3 thread
Highdef: stop assuming
Janorkie: and all the threads
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: givme a link
Janorkie: for cakescript
Janorkie: first post
Janorkie: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=856979 (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=856979)
Janorkie: G2 thread
Janorkie: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=548406 (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=548406)
Highdef: gg
Cardinal UberMensch: FYI guys i've got the creator of CakeScript on MSN
Cardinal UberMensch: shall i ask him?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: go for it
Cardinal UberMensch: Tom / UberMensch says (19:03):
you made cakescript right?
Jacob says (19:04):
yeah, and frostbite is a fucking faggot
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ohh i never though im talking to such frauds
Janorkie: how can you say we're frauds
Janorkie: when I JUST FUCKING POSTED
Highdef: ubermensch
Highdef: take a screenie
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Bob says (1:11) : HI
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: easy to do idoit.
Cardinal UberMensch: also FYI I'm a moderator at Facepunch
Janorkie: Frostbite, what is your FP account
Cardinal UberMensch: i'm not ALLOWED to lie
Cardinal UberMensch: or something anyway
Janorkie: do you have a facepunch account sir?
Benji: yeah FYI
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Bull shit cardinal.
Benji: you serious
Benji: i'm Benji on Facepunch
Janorkie: ubermensch is ubermensch on FP
Cardinal UberMensch: Benji is also the guy who hosts facepunch
Janorkie: and I'm Nori on FP
Benji: http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=85051 (http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=85051)
Cardinal UberMensch: he can ban you just by looking at you
Janorkie: How about you give us your FP account
Janorkie: and we'll permaban you
Benji: way to go
Benji: just give me the go ahead
Benji: and you're gone
Benji: GONE
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Sure
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: fake !!
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: funny
Janorkie: guys
Highdef: yeah
Highdef: ok
Janorkie: im about to commit suicide
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Soo fake
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: you said ur hosting the website
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: BULL
Cardinal UberMensch: what's your FP account
Cardinal UberMensch: i'll show you
Janorkie: what is your fucking facepunch account
Benji: you want to be banned
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hAHaha
Janorkie: if you don't believe us
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on
Janorkie: then how come you're not giving us the account name
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: May I ask a question?
Janorkie: go for it
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Benji..
Benji: what
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: 2 secs
Janorkie: how long does it take
Janorkie: to give us your name
Janorkie: on facepunch
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Who did you get invited into the chat by?
Benji: link to your profile
Janorkie: by me
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=164847 (http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=164847)
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: theres ur proof
Janorkie: yeah bullshit
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: go perma it
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Haha ya for sure.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: bullshit i know right ? u cant even perma
Janorkie: ok, post from that account then
Janorkie: or better yet
Janorkie: pm me
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i gave u my acc
Janorkie: PM me something
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: u fail
Janorkie: im serious
Janorkie: PM me
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HAha
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: okay
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: How does he fail?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hes a liar
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: he didnt make cakescript
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: its so obviouise./
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: ok then
Janorkie: how about this
Janorkie: open up cakescript
Benji: make a reply to nori
Janorkie: look at the steamID that is given autoadmin
Benji: "ban me you faggot"
Janorkie: check it with my steamid
Benji: do it and i will
Cardinal UberMensch: shit i've got BG2 practice
Benji: if i don't do it within 20 seconds
Benji: you can remove the post
Cardinal UberMensch: if i don't go the colonel will chop my balls off
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: This is so funny how
Highdef: frostbite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: your all imitators.
Highdef: try and pm me
Cardinal UberMensch is now playing Battle Grounds 2 1.5a. Click here to join.
Janorkie: frostbite
Janorkie: fucking
Janorkie: PM
Janorkie: me
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Just did
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ddid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ddid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: !
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: realy
Janorkie: who did you pm
Janorkie: cause i didnt get any PMs
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Highdef.
Janorkie: really
Highdef: ya
Janorkie: considering you know
Highdef: hahaa
Janorkie: we never gave you
Janorkie: his FP account name
Highdef: lol
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: LOL
Janorkie: and it isnt highdef
Janorkie: just an fyi
Benji: frostbite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i know
Benji: if that really is you
Benji: that you just linked me
Benji: make a post
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i am
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on
Benji: "ban me you faggot"
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Wre?
Benji: and link
Benji: right below nori's post
Benji: quote him
Benji: and post "ban me you faggot"
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Benji: those words exactly
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hold on
Highdef: :)
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: :) gonna laugh how fail u guys are
Benji: kk
Highdef: yeah ok
Janorkie: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: seen imitators but u guys are the WORST
Benji: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...st19531367 (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...st19531367)
Benji: come on
Benji: reply already
Cardinal UberMensch: fucking idiot
Benji: it takes 3 seconds to type that
Cardinal UberMensch: i've had enough
Cardinal UberMensch: i've got limits, but frostbite is the stupidest fucking twat in the history of the big bad universe
Cardinal UberMensch: because DAMN
Benji: frostbite why is it taking you so long
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: BTW im reporting this to the real creator of facepunch
Janorkie: OH MY GOD
Janorkie: NO WAY
Janorkie: oh my GOD
Janorkie: if hezzy was online right now
Highdef: HAHAHAAAA
Highdef: LOL
Janorkie: WHY did he have to go away
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: If ur so smart wuts his name?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: go for it
Benji: who is what's name
Janorkie: The creator is Garry Newman, the administrator/lead moderator is Hezzy also known as Adam Ivan Heslop
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: PWNED
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HAhahah
Benji: fyi
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Sorry i just had to say that
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Not true
Janorkie: ok
Benji: i'm also Benji, lead admin on gmod.com
Janorkie: who is it then
Benji: http://www.garrysmod.com/news/ (http://www.garrysmod.com/news/)
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: So ur a head admin on Garrysmod now?
Benji: I am indeed
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HAHAHA
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: LOL BULLSHIT
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: show me proof now
Highdef: another one
Benji: http://www.garrysmod.com/news/?p=8233 (http://www.garrysmod.com/news/?p=8233)
Benji: BENJI
Benji: look who posted it
Janorkie: benjeezles
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hahahaha
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: look kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: anyone can change there name
Highdef: kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: easily
Janorkie: kid
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: kid
Janorkie: i know you didnt just call benji a kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yes kid
Janorkie: he hates that
Janorkie: you just went personal
Benji: Link me to that post
Benji: if you want to be banned
Benji: post what i told you to
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ok kid.
Benji: "ban me you faggot"
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: /
Highdef: kid
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Quoted from Frostbite
Janorkie: kid
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Highdef: so
Highdef: he escapes
Benji: so
Janorkie: so
Highdef: by playing counter strike source
Benji: okay instead of making the post
Benji: he plays CS:S
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: lol
Benji: must be scared that i'm telling the truth
Benji: oh wait, because i am
Benji: hurrr
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: No
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: im testing?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Lol THIS IS FUNNY
Highdef: lol
Highdef: how about you link us to your post
Highdef: kid
Benji: kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: benji ur not anything
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: watch how easily i can change my name kid
Benji: why have you not linked me yet
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: kid
Benji: i've requested a post from you
Benji: for 20 minutes now
Benji: and you're unable to do that
Highdef: its not that hard
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: OHh
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: And let me geuss
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: u deveolped Gmod too?
Benji: Sigh
Highdef: :/
Highdef: you see
Highdef: kid
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: You are a fucking idiot
Janorkie: so
Highdef: you know exactly the truth here
Janorkie: your IP
Janorkie: is 174.117.241.87
Janorkie: nice job on clicking that link I gave you
Janorkie: retard
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Garry Newman is the creator FYU\I
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: FYI*
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Nah.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: That aint my ip
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: smart ass.
Janorkie: really?
Janorkie: because uh
Janorkie: my website
Janorkie: says you just went to that page
Janorkie: from that IP
Janorkie: so
Janorkie: i dunno man
Janorkie: let me ip track him
Janorkie: ontario, canada
Janorkie: yeah you said you were from canada
Janorkie: I do believe this is your IP
Benji: actually
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yep
Benji: are you going to link to a post or what
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: yes hold on
Benji: i've been waiting for a good half hour now, you're wasting my day
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Of doing what
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: frauding more
Benji: I've got a lot of articles to approve
Benji: and people to ban
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Never tell your password to anyone.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HHAHA
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: A bunch of fakies
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: bring laughtor in my day.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Haha
Benji: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...t19531367\ (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...t19531367%5C)
Benji: er
Benji: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...st19531367 (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?...st19531367)
Benji: quote the post already
Benji: how long does this take
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: I have rabies
Benji: if i'm lying and don't ban you, you can delete it
Janorkie: lolwhat
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i have ravies/
Janorkie: ravies or rabies
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Terrible ravies.
Janorkie: WHICH ONE MAN
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: RAVIES
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: RAVBIES
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i am dying as we speak
Highdef: good to know
Cardinal UberMensch: haven't you lot got better things to do?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yes im working as we speak
Benji: you're still wasting my time
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Lua scripter.
Benji: working
Benji: hurry up and post
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Sure
Benji: you idiot
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on
Cardinal UberMensch: frostbite is a smug little cunt so we might as well stop wasting time
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: LIES
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i aint lying
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: UR LIARS
Janorkie: LIARSZ
Benji: fucking post then
Benji: if you're so sure
Benji: that i'm a fraud
Benji: and actually can't ban you
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ohhoh
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i m laughing so hard
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: u guys fauk!
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Fail!
Highdef: then do it
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: Fauk?
Benji: come on and do it then
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Dere.
Benji: you're obviously convinced
Highdef: if you aren't afraid of anything
Highdef: just post
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i just did
Highdef: otherwise, you're just making shit up along the way
Benji: link
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hold on
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: http://www.meatspin.com (http://www.meatspin.com)
Highdef: LOL
Janorkie: oh you're cool
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yep
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: go there
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ull see.
Highdef: yeah
Highdef: ok
Highdef: how about you post
Benji: hold on, i got an idea
Benji: Frostbite, i'm gonna edit an article
Benji: "Frostbite is a fag"
Benji: random article on gmod.com
Benji: and link you to it
Benji: ok
Janorkie: i actually did that once to convince some kid I was garry
Janorkie: but i changed it back i swear
Highdef: lol
Highdef: he was like
Highdef: this is bullshit
Highdef: at first
Highdef: then he was like
Highdef: GARRY
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: its a fake
Benji: http://www.garrysmod.com/news/?p=8001 (http://www.garrysmod.com/news/?p=8001)
KatSuro #Will Script for money has been invited to chat.
Benji: very bottom of the article
Benji: right above the comments
Benji: look who posted it
Benji: "Frostbite, FYI you are a huge faggot"
Benji: i can bold it for you if you'd like
Benji: so you can see it better
Highdef: derp
Benji: maybe change the color to red
Janorkie: i think you have to put it in retardovision
Janorkie: for it to work
KatSuro #Will Script for money entered chat.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hahaha you guys got huge me laughing huge
Janorkie: really
Benji: give me something to change it to
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i lied
Janorkie: i guess you're a lawler then
Benji: and i'll do it instantly
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: just to see
Highdef: lawlerz
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HAhaha a :)
KatSuro #Will Script for money disconnected.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: this was a aday full of fun
Highdef: i no rite
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ce
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: good day.
Benji: frostbite
Highdef: it just makes you look bad
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: It was hella alot funny
Benji: send me a sentence on facepunch
Highdef: lol he added me to his friends list
Benji: PM it to me
Benji: and i'll read you what the pm says
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Lol i lied lol
Highdef: what should i do guys
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: LOL
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: I LIED
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: now u listen
Janorkie: ok
Janorkie: we're listening
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: its funny and kinda cool
Benji: idiot
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i met a GM of gmod
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: cool.
Highdef: frostbite added me to his friends list
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: OKAY
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: benji that was funny
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: seeing u spaz.
Janorkie: i see what you're doing
Benji: I'm laughing because you think I'm lying. Why do I have any reason to lie. I'm legit, as I've proven to you several times now.
Highdef: you can see him spaz
Highdef: wat
Janorkie: you're trying to pull the double troll
Highdef: your dumb
Janorkie: you're trying to cover it up
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i lied ..
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: lol!
Janorkie: saying that you were trolling us
Janorkie: right
Janorkie: ko
Janorkie: ok
Janorkie: anywho i have some guys who really want at your IP
Janorkie: so
Benji: brb backpeddling
Benji: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2007/B...linist.jpg (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2007/B...linist.jpg)
Benji: this is you frostbite
Janorkie: LOL
Highdef: this is funny
Benji: just waiting for the next packpeddling reply
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: okay
Benji: "I believed you the whole time, I was just trolling"
Benji: ok
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: So i wasted a good 2 hrs of ur day?
Janorkie: actually this has been the funniest two hours of my year so far
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: indeed
Janorkie: so you're not winning this
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i laughed so hard
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: umm good day.
Highdef: ima call my lawler
Highdef: and sue you
Janorkie: his lawler
Benji: lol
Benji: yeah i'm gonna get my lawyer
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hahaha
Benji: and sue you
Benji: for wasting my time
Janorkie: AHAHAHAH OH WOW
Janorkie: His IP was RIGHT ON HIS PROFILE
Highdef: i got good lawlers
Janorkie: Because HE FUCKIN HOSTS A SERVER OFF OF IT
Janorkie: i didnt even have to bait him with my webpage!
Highdef: durp
Janorkie: So josh, how about you go back to grade 1
Janorkie: and learn how to spell lawyer mmk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: jj
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: fun day.
Highdef: ya
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Um
Highdef: i love your special characters in your alias
Highdef: they make you look gangsta
Janorkie: gangsta gangsta
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: damn canadians
Benji: Juding by your poor spelling
Benji: your in about
Benji: 7th grade
Benji: or just really retarded
Highdef: both
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: lets go with just really retarded
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ohh wow
Janorkie: ill go with both
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: .
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: okay
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: well i know the creators of google
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: SO BITE IT BITCHES
Highdef: ya ok
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: oh wow
Janorkie: OH REALLY
Janorkie: WHAT IS THEIR NAMES
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: that's so cool
Highdef: i know the president
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: your cool kid
Janorkie: i know osama bin laden
Highdef: hey frostbite
Highdef: i know the president
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i know ur mom
Highdef: yeah i know his name as well
Highdef: SO BITE IT
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Janorkie: I know you didn't just go there.
Janorkie: You so did not just go to the mom level.
Highdef: :|
Benji: haha
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: UR MOM
Benji: i love how we provide legitimate information
Highdef: :/
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: did
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: guys your wasting your time on this kid
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: est_spawn
Janorkie: lol
Janorkie: im lovin your little Angels of Death gungame server
Janorkie: with those bots
Benji: no, this is quite enjoyable
Janorkie: yeah man increase your player count
Highdef: actually i'm getting lols out of this
Benji: he's a little faggot who thinks he's clever
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: I am
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: yeah i've noticed
Janorkie: he doesn't know who the fuck I am
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i can design a website easily
Benji: or smart/witty
Benji: oh realy
Highdef: ya ok
Janorkie: holy shit dude
Janorkie: website
Highdef: website meng
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: no way!
Janorkie: did you use the freewebs website creator for that?
Janorkie: OK THEN, tell me sir
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: LOL
Highdef: LOL
Janorkie: How do you START OFF an HTML page
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: no
Benji: to design a website, you need proper spelling and grammar, which you have neither of
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Easy
Janorkie: ok
Janorkie: how
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: text document
Janorkie: wrong
Benji: all your code would break if you actually typed like this
Highdef: HAHAHAHAAAA
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: LMAO
Janorkie: its an html document
Janorkie: second off
Janorkie: the answer was in the question
Janorkie: how does the HTML document start off
Janorkie: what is the first thing you put
Janorkie: in a standard non-xhtml document
Benji: <p> ????
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: dont get involved
Highdef: i'll give you a hint
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: i know ben franklin
Benji: ahaha
Highdef: it starts with <pb>
Janorkie: because now you're goin to my pet peeve level where some kid talks stupid shit
Janorkie: about scripting or programming
Janorkie: i destroy people for that
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: hehe
Janorkie: not to mention the fact that you think you're clever by going to the mom level. I have your IP. You don't fuck with me. I'm the last person to fuck with.
Janorkie: I'm not even trolling right now, I will fuck your shit up.
Highdef: :)
Benji: i'll fuck your shit up too
Benji: right after i FUCK YO MOTHER
Highdef: i wana watch
Benji: pics
Benji: video
Benji: it's all online at
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- left chat.
Janorkie: yeah
Highdef: can i be the camera man
Janorkie: its not ending that easily
Benji: http://www.ifuckedfrostbitesmom.com (http://www.ifuckedfrostbitesmom.com)
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- has been invited to chat.
Benji: oh come on, this was amusing
Janorkie: that was great but i just reinvited him
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: lets see if he comes
Highdef: he added me
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- has been invited to chat.
Highdef: to his friends list
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: he adds every person he sees
Janorkie: ok
Highdef: this doesnt surprise me
Janorkie: he doesnt wanna come in the chat
Janorkie: then we'll go to him
Janorkie: lets hit up his CSS server
Highdef: ya
Benji: hahaha
Highdef: can i fuck up his server
Highdef: please
Benji: was that his server
Janorkie: thats his home IP
Janorkie: he runs it off of his comp
Janorkie: time to run some exploits on his serva
Highdef: you know
Highdef: if you want, i can totally lag his server
Highdef: right now
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: just do it
Janorkie: im just gonna thinknow it
Benji: fuck that
Highdef: thinknow
Benji: i wanna play on his server
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: ol i just crashed my css
Highdef: dont do it he'll use his magic adminz powers
Janorkie: his server just went down
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- has been invited to chat.
Highdef: gg
Janorkie: wasnt me though
Janorkie: i dont think
Highdef: when it comes up
Highdef: let me do the job
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: hes coming in the chat
Highdef: nori
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- has been invited to chat.
Highdef: let me do this
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- entered chat.
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Hello there
Benji: sup dude wanna get fps_PWNED
Janorkie: well obviously we cant take your shit down now that you've quit CSS
Janorkie: i love how you pussy out and quit as soon as i tell you we're comin for it
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: HEllo there/
Highdef: lol
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: prepare to die.
Highdef: ok
Benji: i'm gonna hunt you down
Janorkie: oh we're gonna die?
Benji: and PWN u
Janorkie: are you gonna use your lawler?
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ill make u cry.
Highdef: plz dont kill me
Janorkie: and SUE us?
Benji: PWN U
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Yep
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: done
Benji: lawler
Janorkie: ok
Janorkie: my name is jacob
Highdef: watch i can be a lawler too
Janorkie: i live in FL
Highdef: lawl
Janorkie: call your lawyer
Benji: My name is Ben Jeske
Benji: i.e. Ben J
Benji: Benji
Janorkie: go for it buddy
Benji: gg
Janorkie: my ISP is roadrunner
Highdef: lol
Janorkie: you know, just incase you wanted to call them
Janorkie: my dedicated server ip is 65.16.204.78 if you wanna go hack it
Janorkie: now lets see what you got playa
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: kk
Highdef: kk
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Ur smart
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: he can't do shit
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: de doesn't know anything
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: Foward the ports smart one
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: .
Janorkie: forward the ports?
Janorkie: whats that
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: ur a retard..
Janorkie: no realy
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: are u kidding me
Janorkie: what is forwarding ports
Janorkie: can it hack me
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126: lol
Highdef: *chirp*
Benji: i farted
Highdef: gg
Janorkie: i jizzed
Highdef: i farted jizz
Janorkie: EL OH EL
[Gmod.biZ] bjb126 left chat.
Janorkie: YEAH HE WOULD
Janorkie: he wasnt saying anything anyways
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,-: NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGERRRR ur blocked btw
Dr. Fr ҉ ๖ۣۜstbite >,- left chat.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 09-01-2010

Wat..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 09-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 10-01-2010

I am sorry pox you just have to listen to your god.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 11-01-2010

|HGN|Bl★ck Star: IAM CUMING ON THE SERVER
|HGN| Kieck: Cool..
|HGN| Kieck: WHAT
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: lol
|HGN| Kieck: CUMMING !?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: yeah xD
|HGN|Bl★ck Star has I came face.
|HGN| Kieck has lulz.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 11-01-2010

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 11-01-2010
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: IAM CUMING ON THE SERVER
|HGN| Kieck: Cool..
|HGN| Kieck: WHAT
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: lol
|HGN| Kieck: CUMMING !?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: yeah xD
|HGN|Bl★ck Star has I came face.
|HGN| Kieck has lulz.

THERE WILL BE NO CUMMING ON MY SERVERS
FALCOOOON, PAWNNNNCHHHHH

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 11-01-2010

Afromana:

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RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 11-01-2010

Oh, and FrostBite was trolling our server again recently, if anyone cares.

Name: Joshua Robert Neilson
Age: 13
Location: Canada

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 11-01-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 11-01-2010

Quote from: Layton on 11-01-2010
Oh, and FrostBite was trolling our server again recently, if anyone cares.

Name: Joshua Robert Neilson
Age: 13
Location: Canada

Wonder if he lives near me ill hunt him down and beat his ass

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 11-01-2010

If he lives in Winnipeg...

>:U

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 11-01-2010

Oh god, Locke would bring a can of whoopin on him. Probably take a M240 to his front door D:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 12-01-2010

Get yo' plastic assault rifle and shoot himz.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chaos on 12-01-2010

He's in Ontario I think.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 13-01-2010

Ohhhh I live in Ontario now where in Ontario dose he live

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steel on 15-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 15-01-2010

|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Yeah
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: im thinking of retiring to a officer position
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: im so used to leading forces
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: not guarding a person
|HGN| Assassinator: I THINK YOU'RE READY TO RETIRE TO A FREEDOM LEADER POSITION
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: thats fucking lower than monolith dude
|HGN| Assassinator: Yeah.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 15-01-2010

Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 15-01-2010
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Yeah
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: im thinking of retiring to a officer position
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: im so used to leading forces
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: not guarding a person
|HGN| Assassinator: I THINK YOU'RE READY TO RETIRE TO A FREEDOM LEADER POSITION
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: thats fucking lower than monolith dude
|HGN| Assassinator: Yeah.

:D Only two more factions 'til I've read every major one!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zombiehunta on 17-01-2010

This qualifies as a great quote from SRP:
[OOC] |HGN-CSV| Locke fixed pc: I JUST FUCKING IMPALED A BITCH NAMED ESTHER.
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
-The best RP I've had in a long time.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-01-2010

Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: spring
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ Spring? ÷D hat den Namen zu |HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ geändert.
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: <_<
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: I just got home
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: lol
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: me too
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: A min, just I have to do something with my arm, it hurts like fuck
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: kay D:
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: A bone somewhere is cracked <_<
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING FFS
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズ: brb
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: D.
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: lol

Cracked Bone+ Noose bleeding= owned from own buddy

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 20-01-2010

[OOC] Aviator: mm girl i like those textures on your playermodel

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 21-01-2010

Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300) pulls out a pack of chewing gum, mint flavored.
Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300) tears off the top and pulls out a piece.
Spieler Buttnugget155 hat das Spiel verlassen (Disconnect by user.).
Buttnugget155(STEAM_0:0:8442784) has disconnected.
Leo (STEAM_0:1:11357230) spawned prop: models/props_wasteland/prison_bedframe001b.mdl
Patrick James(STEAM_0:0:12202878): It's pretty dead out there. And i don't mean filled with zombies.
Kane Thompson(STEAM_0:1:5273884): [L-OOC] best weapon ever against Zombies, THE ALMIGHTY BRICK FLARE
Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300) unwraps the gun and throws it into his mouth, chewing it loudly.
Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300): [L-OOC] Er. GUM.
Kane Thompson(STEAM_0:1:5273884): [L-OOC] made me Lol
Leo (STEAM_0:1:11357230) spawned prop: models/props_junk/PushCart01a.mdl
Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300): [L-OOC] Yeah. Getting mental images of a man trying to chew a gun.
Jeff McLaughlin(STEAM_0:1:11649300): [L-OOC] Lol.
Spieler Buttnugget155 nimmt jetzt am Spiel teil.
Kane Thompson(STEAM_0:1:5273884): [L-OOC] xD

Imagine a Man trying to chew on a Gun

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 22-01-2010

Violet: Because the private
Violet: or Alexi Byrosko
Violet: or something
Violet: Said to remove all artifactS?
Violet: Or something
Violet: or destroy them
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol.
|HGN| Assassinator: Don'tn listen to privates.
|HGN| Assassinator: Rule number one.
Violet: Lol
|HGN| Assassinator: Of all Military.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 23-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 23-01-2010

|HGN| Kieck: Ohaidere.
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: YOU
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Ive seen you...
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Let me see your face..
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Your the one from my dreams..
|HGN| Kieck: HOLY CRAP
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: GODS GIVE ME STRENGHT!
|HGN| Kieck: D:
|HGN| Kieck: I WANT THOSE STEROIDS TOO
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: NO
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: NONE FOR YOU
|HGN| Kieck: DAMN
|HGN| Kieck takes out his bazooka.
|HGN| Kieck: GIVE DEM NAO
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: NOOO
|HGN| Pawx- Sick Does pushups
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: NOOOOOOo
|HGN| Kieck takes out his lazer minigun.
|HGN| Kieck: GIVE ME DEM
|HGN| Kieck: OR DIE
|HGN| Kieck: NOW

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 23-01-2010

|HGN|Goose: now go, go off into that world and find an admin find him and get his approval.
|HGN| Pawx- Sick Runs off, giggling and skipping
|HGN| Pawx- Sick Gets hit by a truck

Later like 3 mins later

|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Got my admin and trader rec
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: IM READY
|HGN|Goose: :D
|HGN| Pawx- Sick Goes into a gay pose
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: THAT NO ONE EVERY WAS
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: DUN DUN DUN
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: TO SELL THEM IS MY OWN QUEST
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: TO BUY IS NOT A GOAL
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: DUN DUN DUN DUN
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: TRADERMON! GOT TO SELL THOSE GUNS
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Butt buddies..
|HGN|Goose: AHH no you mean touch buddies
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Ok..
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Na jk :P
|HGN|Goose: my butt is not for you
|HGN|Goose: xD
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: YES IT IS
|HGN|Goose: NO
|HGN| Pawx- Sick Shoves a Pawx flag up your ass
|HGN|Goose: okay now it is....
|HGN|Goose: damn i should have done that earlier
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Lol..
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Na Jk :P
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: |No homo..
|HGN|Goose: xD
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: Oh and back to my song
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: OH ITS SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: YOU TRADER WITH ME THEN I KILL YOU
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: TRADERMON
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: GO TO SELL THOSE GUNS! TRADERMIN

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 23-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 24-01-2010

|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Wat
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: xD
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Meh, if your really THAT interested, make a older char- FFFF
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: iam not interested in c6
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: lol
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: And not infected, or over 40...
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: what about 89 years old ?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: xD
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: and Male
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Ewww
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: xDDDDDDDDDDd
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: that deserves quote
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: No thanks
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: to late
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Chat never happened ** Chat disapearz into cloud of smoke
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: Chat is not a Spy

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 24-01-2010

|HGN|ISPYUDIE iz safe in teh shop nao
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: HORDE
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: ?
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: ** Little girl is raped by a tank
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: FFFFFFFFFFF
|HGN|Bl★ck Star rips apart from huge cock
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: "Are you my Daddy- ** Scream **

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Akira on 24-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 26-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 26-01-2010

Some Female: =) I can do something to u so u could not move for 2 days
Kaer: I could do something that you wouldn't be able to walk for the rest of your life

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 26-01-2010

Lol @ Afro, corrupting our youth.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 26-01-2010

You live in Canada, it's not your youth, besides, you're at most like two years older then him, lol.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 27-01-2010

[OOC] Nik3 Goes CSS pro: Admin, i got lil problem...
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: i cant move
Scream | |HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel-NoSleep [LOOC]: Type /sit
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: when i do /sit and stand up my sc-
rren goes down and i can move lil bit
Scream | |HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel-NoSleep [LOOC]: Now into the console type
-duck
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: my screen is verververy low
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: oh thanks

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 28-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 28-01-2010

Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN| Dug: r u tradar?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: yeah
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: why ?
|HGN| Dug: Can I haz Tradar recc?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: sure
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: xD iam no trader acctualy
|HGN| Dug: loooooooooooool

(^ TTT=trouble in terrorist town owns)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 28-01-2010

Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Hey,
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: hi
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Did you ever had the feel, that a dog bites off your dick?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: uhm
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: Oo
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: What?
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: So?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: uhm no Oo
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Hmm
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: It hurts...
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: I can tell it... It hurts.
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: dude, you know this is worth a quote
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Yeah. I wanted to post it
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: AND I DO IT
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: MWHAHAHA
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: +1 postcount for ME
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: ffs
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Browser dies
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: in the moment when I click on QUOTES THREAD
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: first one
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: posted
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: FU
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: I did click on the post button too, but you did it 1 seconds faster
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: D:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 28-01-2010

Don't be stealin' mah TTT servahsz.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 28-01-2010

Ivar Ammadon: What...
Ivar Ammadon: You don't know where you're at?
Amanda Ammadon: Dude... i just fell down of a helicopter... got asperin?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 28-01-2010

** Ivar Ammadon nods to Parmenion, "I'm currently wondering whether blowout-
s 'cause your precense, or your precense cause blowouts.
** Parmenion Thade Chuckles "I fell from the sky"
Amanda Ammadon: So anyone got some fucking asperin?
Amanda Ammadon: Cool same happend to me...
** Ivar Ammadon chuckles, "Well so did she."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 29-01-2010

Shade | |HGN| Welek [LOOC]: Squaking is the most sexy sound i've ever heard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 30-01-2010

11:24 - |HGN| The Jackal: Whens BC out?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Burning Crusade?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Its already out.
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: BAD COMPANY
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Its already out.
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: It is?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah.
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Your talking about 1 nope?
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: YOU FUCKING RETARD
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: The second one!
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: 5th of march
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: So your talking about Bad Company 2!
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: Im going to buy me3
11:26 - |HGN| Szenti: Loloolololquoted.
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: *2
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: Nigger stole my bike.
11:27 - |HGN| Szenti: You rascist fag.
11:27 - |HGN| The Jackal: Fuck you you... gay fag?
11:27 - |HGN| Szenti: No, homosexual gay bitchwhoreslutpenisguynigga

Kieck was playing with Mount and Blade:

11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: My women in the village are fighting.
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: :3
11:31 - |HGN| Szenti: LOL
11:31 - |HGN| Szenti: YOU HIRE BITCHES TO FIGHT FOR YOU
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: HELL YEAH
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: JUST LIKE IN AN EPIC BOOK !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 30-01-2010

|HGN| The Jackal: Spyware doctor is supposed to get rid of the virus
|HGN| Assassinator: Did it quarintine it?
|HGN| The Jackal: Nah, "removed" it
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol?
|HGN| The Jackal: Internet explorer alert. Visiting this site may pose a security threat to your system!
|HGN| Assassinator: INTERNET EXPLORER IS A VIRUS MAN
|HGN| Assassinator: Firefox for the win.

The truth.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 30-01-2010

|HGN| Assassinator: [5868]Pvt|JohnYouth<3HGN|TO ARM: You dont ever liek going on Airlines?
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| The Jackal: Lol what?
|HGN| Assassinator: He was talkin' 'bout how he was excieted to go on a plane.
|HGN| Assassinator: Flying sucks.
|HGN| The Jackal: I dont like flying at all.
|HGN| The Jackal: Im very... well put it this way... if i see a brown man with a beard i shit myself.
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol, maybe since he's younger he doesn't understasnd all the crap it is to fly.
|HGN| Assassinator: LOLWAT

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steel on 31-01-2010

|HGN| The Jackal: Right, just doing the second pack now
|HGN| Szenti: Finally.
|HGN| Szenti: I'm going to take a cumshot
|HGN| Szenti: While you do it.
|HGN| The Jackal: ...
|HGN| The Jackal: You sick fuck
|HGN| Szenti: SHOWER*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 31-01-2010

19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Can I have a picture of your...
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Umm
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: You know,
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: NO
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Cat
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: :(
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: Cat ?
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: Ofc.
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Yay :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 31-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 31-01-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-02-2010

Jake shoots you in the head
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: I make you say, oh, oh hoh hoh, oh, oh hoh hoh, when I po- po- po- poke her face po- po- poke her face.
Jake loads his pumpshotgun
Jake shoots the radio
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever loads his G36.
Jake: FUCK LADY BOY
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever puts on Guns'n'Roses on his MP3 player.
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever shoots out whole cartridge on Jake.
Jake: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jake: quotedz
Jake: lul

I QUOTED IT NOT YOU HAHA !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 01-02-2010

14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: YOU HUGGED A FAT GUY
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: Hes sexeh
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: :3
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: I'm homosexual
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: Whats wrong with that
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: ?
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: WAIT!
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: I know!
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: YOUR AN ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: :(
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: No, I'm not homofob.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 01-02-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Monkeyfisker on 01-02-2010

I've typed "+dick" before D:......

11:38 PM - Monkeyfisker: ** You hear thumping from your mothers room **
11:39 PM - Monkeyfisker sticks his head out into your door, "BRO I NEED MORE HARPOONS"
11:39 PM - |HGN| Welek: lolllllllllllllllllllll

Forgot to save the next quote so its not as fancy as above one.

Monkeyfisker: i dare you to headbutt a brick wall
Welek: done
Monkeyfisker: I bet if you did that we'd have anal sex.
Welek: NOooO
Monkeyfisker: with fat women
Welek: NOOOOOOoooOOO!
Monkeyfisker: COME HERE WELEKS MOM TIME FOR ANAL!
Welek: wat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 02-02-2010

14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: Anyways, I know why we don't have female ecos.
14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: CAUSE ALL ECOS ARE HOMOSEXUAL
14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: :D
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: Uh
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: Yeah
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: apart from STAR
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: he has a kid
14:38 - |HGN| Szenti: FROM A MALE
14:38 - |HGN| Szenti: OMGOMOGOMG

HOLY DAMNED UNHOLY HOLYNESS OF THE HOLY GODS.
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 04-02-2010

|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: ASS
|HGN| Assassinator: Yeah?
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: You have ArmA 2 dont you?
|HGN| Assassinator: Nope.
|HGN| Assassinator: I might get it later.
|HGN| Assassinator: I'm studying right now.
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: OH
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: YOu're the one who said they would but it
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: lol
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 04-02-2010

Player fat boy on a tricycle=big pain has joined the game.

**Ludvig Babvich licks Wine "Yummy."

Not the exact name spelling, I didnt have it in copy/paste.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 04-02-2010

|HGN| Midnight: well i guess we need a local minge sometimes to make us feal good about ourselves

Nuff said i think we can all agree

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 04-02-2010

[Zarrick] Двойная банда: Assassin
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: What would you do.
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: I have like...
|HGN| Assassinator: FOR A MIRRION DOWAS?
|HGN| Assassinator: I would push the button.
|HGN| Assassinator: DO IT
|HGN| Assassinator: DO IT
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: A Father here that sells his daughter out to Citizens
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: In TnB
|HGN| Assassinator: Lolwat.
|HGN| Assassinator: As a CP?
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: Yeah
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: I'm a CP
|HGN| Assassinator: Public execution.
|HGN| Assassinator: PK.
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: Awesome
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: But
[Zarrick] Двойная банда: I wish
|HGN| Assassinator: What?
|HGN| Assassinator: Shove a stunstick down his throat while it's on?

|HGN| Assassinator: WAAAAAIIIIT A MINUTE
|HGN| Assassinator: There can't be kids in Half-Life 2.
|HGN| Assassinator: Everyone under 18 got ROFLPWNED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 05-02-2010

ogod it was horrible, they started yelling and I couldnt get an order on what to do T.T

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 05-02-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
05 February 2010
19:25 - xXxNicOL3xXx: OMG your cute is that really you?!?? http://s_profiles_7656134509372.9hz.com (http://s_profiles_7656134509372.9hz.com) (Deleted the link, if you would click on it suddenly..)
19:25 - xXxNicOL3xXx: if so add me BRB in 5 mins :)
19:29 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Bakame!
19:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Go and cut your wrists, you fockin' emo.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg130.imageshack.us%2Fimg130%2F4265%2F120022scwar.jpg&hash=3d6d69e1f5b4a52662849219ac199860df163b6c) -Anyways, thanks, i'm really cute.
^Steam Picture.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 05-02-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chaos on 08-02-2010

Joseph Ivanchuk | |HGN| Welek [LOOC]: let me touch you
[OOC] Spawnmax: my ears
Dorsey Vetter | |FOX| Dvsilverwing [LOOC]: Alright baby, but later pl0x
Dorsey Vetter | |FOX| Dvsilverwing [LOOC]: My asshole is still sore </3
Player Astealthydonut left the game (Disconnect by user).
Player Astealthydonut has joined the game.
Sldr.Maksym Olesky | |HGN| Chaos [LOOC]: ...
Joseph Ivanchuk | |HGN| Welek [LOOC]: sry bby i need it now
Dorsey Vetter | |FOX| Dvsilverwing [LOOC]: Nao now? Or in a bit now?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 08-02-2010

18:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: I support you for Trader.
18:30 - |HGN| TheHawk: Pf Thanks
18:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: And now,
18:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Listen to my legend!
18:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: It beginned in the 12th Century!
18:30 - |HGN| TheHawk: I show you the true power you scum!
18:30 - |HGN| Excalibur!: On a monday
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Or it was wednesday?
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Maybe Friday
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Hmm.. Nevermind.
18:31 - |HGN| TheHawk: Sunday!
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: Five minute pause!
18:31 - |HGN| TheHawk: Yea!!
18:31 - |HGN| TheHawk seals the excalibur and leaves that fucking cave
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: HEY
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: COME BACK
18:31 - |HGN| Excalibur!: I LOWER THE TASKS TO 800
18:32 - |HGN| TheHawk: No!fuck you!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 09-02-2010

I call this the One Minuite Convo.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi402.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp105%2Flonglostblake%2F1minconvo.jpg&hash=bf782ddc1993fccbe28380c384a335d4433cdf7e)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 10-02-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Genesis on 11-02-2010

Quote from: Longlostblake on 09-02-2010
I call this the One Minuite Convo.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi402.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp105%2Flonglostblake%2F1minconvo.jpg&hash=bf782ddc1993fccbe28380c384a335d4433cdf7e)

I lol'd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 15-02-2010

22:45 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: You.
22:45 - Raxx: no u
22:45 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: You.
22:46 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** A nigger steals your Caxi. **
22:46 - Raxx shoots niggr
22:47 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** The nigger dies, and your Caxi goes back to you, its hungry. **
22:47 - Raxx feeds caxi with fish
22:47 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** The Caxi starts bleeding, cause it needs oil.
22:47 - Raxx nuke
22:48 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** Rly activate nuke, and destroy world? **
22:48 - Raxx yeds
22:49 - Raxx: yes*
22:49 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** World gets nuked, but you survive caused by your nuclear shelter. **
22:49 - Raxx: kthx
22:50 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ** You find an evil plant in your bathroom, and it ....'s you. **
22:50 - Raxx: FUCKS?
22:50 - エクスカリバー | Excalibur: ownd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 15-02-2010

Quote from: Longlostblake on 09-02-2010
I call this the One Minuite Convo.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi402.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp105%2Flonglostblake%2F1minconvo.jpg&hash=bf782ddc1993fccbe28380c384a335d4433cdf7e)

Your a fucking asshole.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 17-02-2010

[}Duga-3{] Spawnmax: in eco apps it wants me to insert a degree
[}Duga-3{] Spawnmax: i dont have one
[}Duga-3{] Spawnmax: im 15
|HGN| Pawx: Lold..
[}Duga-3{] Spawnmax: do i actually need 1
|HGN| Pawx: No XD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 18-02-2010

Wow spawnmax >__>

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 19-02-2010

|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Afternoon
Doomburger: Yo
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: DO NOT GO TO www.chatrt.com (http://www.chatrt.com)
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: It is super messed up
Doomburger: In what way?
Doomburger: Gay porn?
Doomburger: If so,send welshy a link
Doomburger: LOL
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: ROFL
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 21-02-2010

A friend asked for help and I guess I had something on my mind...It slipped out..

mc peanut joe mama: im trying to make a server can you try to join when i invite you?
|HGN| Pawx: Im kind of Pussy..
|HGN| Pawx: BUSSY
mc peanut joe mama: lol
|HGN| Pawx: XD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 21-02-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 21-02-2010

Quote from: Szenti on 21-02-2010
15:32 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Do you have Facebook?
15:32 - |HGN| Jackal |ILL: Yer, dont go on it tho
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Name?
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Matt
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Or what?
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Lol,
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Don't tell me,
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: You don't know your name
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: >*Dramatic Pause?*<
15:33 - |HGN| Jackal |ILL: I forgot my second name
15:33 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: LOL
15:33 - |HGN| Jackal |ILL: Stone
15:34 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: So your Matt Stone?
15:34 - |HGN| Jackal |ILL: Yes
15:34 - |HGN| Szenti | Birthday.: Okay...

Epic Fail ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 21-02-2010

I have Jackal on facebook

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steel on 22-02-2010

Yes you do Roberto.
I have a few other HGNers on FB too lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 23-02-2010

|HGN| Szenti: Can I buttfuck you in the mouth? :D
Commander Shepard: That doioesn't make sesne.
Commander Shepard: ANd no.
Commander Shepard: Q_Q
|HGN| Szenti: o:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 23-02-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 23-02-2010

FUU, I was about to upload it. Son of a dawg

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zarrick on 23-02-2010

Do you think Hangovers fear Dark? Shes always at dem clubs...and Rook, you are not DTRZ anymore, you are Rook. You chess piece.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 24-02-2010

|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: Am I on your SF's?
|HGN| Assassinator: Nerp.
|HGN| Assassinator: Add me
|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: I did.
|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: T.T
|HGN| Celtic has changed their name to |HGN| Celtic.
|HGN| Assassinator: Thar.
|HGN| Celtic: love
|HGN| Assassinator: Thar you is! U hard to f!nd, W4ld0.
|HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
|HGN| Assassinator: You're Freedom, I don't love you.
|HGN| Celtic: love
|HGN| Assassinator backs away.
|HGN| Celtic: love

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 24-02-2010

Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 24-02-2010
|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: Am I on your SF's?
|HGN| Assassinator: Nerp.
|HGN| Assassinator: Add me
|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: I did.
|HGN| Celtic - Friends List Wip: T.T
|HGN| Celtic has changed their name to |HGN| Celtic.
|HGN| Assassinator: Thar.
|HGN| Celtic: love
|HGN| Assassinator: Thar you is! U hard to f!nd, W4ld0.
|HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
|HGN| Assassinator: You're Freedom, I don't love you.
|HGN| Celtic: love
|HGN| Assassinator backs away.
|HGN| Celtic: love

You left out the shotgun T.T

Quote
|HGN| Celtic: You rooting for Canadian Hockey team?
|HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: sports are dumb
|HGN| Celtic: Get some air.
|HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: >:|
|HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: KAY NOW I AM NOT GUNNA GIVE YOU BACK TO FREEDOM

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Royz on 24-02-2010

"Sports are dumb" "Get some air."

lol Tunny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 24-02-2010

>:]

Freedom Leader's Pooper size

_

_

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 24-02-2010

Isn't that DUTY's?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 24-02-2010

That's Celtics after Tunny was done with him..

I SAW IT FIRST HAND IN FREEDOM MYSELF.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 25-02-2010

Quote from: Welek on 24-02-2010
That's Celtics after Tunny was done with him..

I SAW IT FIRST HAND IN FREEDOM MYSELF.

I don't know how you saw it yourself if neither me or Tunny have gone on yet to RP me being his captive...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 25-02-2010

QuoteLonglostblake [O.C. Reg]: They call me
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: "Mr Scoop"
|HGN-STSA| Layton: Nice\
|HGN-STSA| Layton: Now spitsine my shoes.
|HGN-STSA| Layton: K
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Ill spitshine your cock for you
|HGN-STSA| Layton: Do it
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: BUT
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: BUT
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Its too big to go in my mouth
|HGN-STSA| Layton: Quoted
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: YAY

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 25-02-2010

. . . . .

Uhhhh

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 25-02-2010

Quote from: Celtic on 25-02-2010
Quote from: Welek on 24-02-2010
That's Celtics after Tunny was done with him..

I SAW IT FIRST HAND IN FREEDOM MYSELF.
I don't know how you saw it yourself if neither me or Tunny have gone on yet to RP me being his captive...

I've seen it happen before, that's what I was trying to say don't get defensive.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 26-02-2010

Quote from: Welek on 25-02-2010
I've seen it happen before, that's what I was trying to say don't get defensive.

Then lord knows what Tunny's been doing...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 27-02-2010

00:47 - Afromana: Kay
00:48 - |HGN| Szenti Turns on the XBOX360, Puts in a gay-porn DVD, and starts watching it. After a few minutes, the XBOX360 gets a PRoD(Pink Ring of Death). <--- STARTS RAGING.
00:49 - Afromana: What gay shit have you been doing with your Xbox!?!?
00:49 - |HGN| Szenti: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH ITS HOLES IN ITS BACK OR IN ITS FRONT
00:49 - |HGN| Szenti: NOTHING
00:49 - |HGN| Szenti: NOTHING.
00:49 - |HGN| Szenti Hopes it won't leave this chat, and travel to QUOTES THREAD.
00:51 - Afromana: I wont
00:51 - Afromana: Instead, ive sent it to 20 HGN Members in my SF
00:51 - Afromana: Everyone responded with a very amusing response

HAH! If you don't quote it, then I do it!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 27-02-2010

you dont quote yourself D:<

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 27-02-2010

|HGN|Zstan: WHEN ITS COLD
|HGN|Zstan: OUTSIIIIIDDEEE
|HGN|Zstan: AM I HERE IN VAAAIINN?
|HGN|Zstan: HOOOOOLDD ON
|HGN|Zstan: TO THE NIGHT
|HGN|Zstan: There will be no shame...
|HGN-STBA|Strelok Holmes: I WILL BAN YOU
|HGN|Zstan: ALWAYS
|HGN|Zstan: I WANNA BE WITH YOU
|HGN|Zstan: AND MAKE BELIVE WITH YOU
|HGN|Zstan: AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY OH LOVE
|HGN-STBA|Strelok Holmes: WHY THE FUCK CANT I BLOCK YOU
|HGN|Zstan: YOU MUST OPEN YOUR EYES

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-02-2010

Nigdy nie zdradzaj nikomu swojego hasła.
|HGN| Jake: No.
|HGN| Jake: Speak properly son.
|HGN| Jake: Btw
|HGN| Jake: We talked to Kieck about the account.
|HGN| Jake: I want to buy it.
|HGN| Jake: Well.
|HGN| Jake: ?!
|HGN| Kieck: meh you still spamming ?
|HGN| Kieck: what ?
|HGN| Jake: Look at the chat
|HGN| Kieck: what account ?
|HGN| Jake: This account
|HGN| Jake: YOUR account.
|HGN| Kieck: how much ?
|HGN| Jake: Well,we talked about around.
|HGN| Jake: 50-75$
|HGN| Jake: Deal?
|HGN| Kieck: rofl
|HGN| Kieck: plz quit wasting my time
|HGN| Jake: lolol
|HGN| Jake: NAME JOO PRICE SON
|HGN| Kieck: I don't need nor want to sell my account
|HGN| Kieck: so I'll just continue to ignore you kk ?
|HGN| Jake: Fuk
|HGN| Jake: I need to sell 4 digit acc to some retard
|HGN| Jake: LOL
|HGN| Jake: for 200$
|HGN| Kieck: a what ?
|HGN| Jake: 4 digit account.
|HGN| Jake: From 2003.
|HGN| Jake: They had 4 digit accounts.
|HGN| Kieck: you mean ppl buy this stuff ?
|HGN| Kieck: retards.
|HGN| Jake: Yeah.
|HGN| Jake: Ya,because of short steam ids
|HGN| Kieck: just for the sole awesomeness of the id
|HGN| Kieck: how lame is that
|HGN| Jake: Well,I make profit.
|HGN| Kieck: and how many digits does my account has ?
|HGN| Jake: 4.
|HGN| Kieck: so I'm uber cool and stuff ?
|HGN| Jake: Yeah,well...Kids like "small" steam ids.
|HGN| Jake: Don't know why.
|HGN| Kieck: and how many digits u have?
|HGN| Jake: 6
|HGN| Kieck: so im like 2 times better than you in terms of digits, and you insist on being my mother ?
|HGN| Kieck: man that's so low :<
|HGN| Kieck: Statystyki rozgrywekCzłonkostwo od:September 16, 2003
|HGN| Jake: Well,fuck,I'm here to make money.
|HGN| Kieck: so awesome ;]]
|HGN| Jake: And I played in WON days.
|HGN| Kieck: westwood online ?
|HGN| Jake: No
|HGN| Jake: WON is
|HGN| Kieck: so whats won
|HGN| Jake: World Opponent Network
|HGN| Jake: It's before steam was released.
|HGN| Kieck: /care
|HGN| Kieck: rly
|HGN| Kieck: I do !
|HGN| Kieck: not
|HGN| Kieck: never found that funny
|HGN| Jake: Well,since it was made by 4 graders.
|HGN| Kieck: I played on battle net in diablo 1 that makes me cool ?
|HGN| Jake: I have that too.
|HGN| Jake: Only Diablo 2
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN| Kieck: so
|HGN| Jake: Are you like
|HGN| Jake: 19
|HGN| Jake: ?
|HGN| Kieck: im like 23
|HGN| Kieck: u looking for luv ont he internets ?
|HGN| Kieck: not here sry :<
|HGN| Jake: ya man
|HGN| Jake: Well,no.
|HGN| Jake: Did you know that your brotha actually donated money
|HGN| Jake: To an internet community?
|HGN| Jake: Lol
|HGN| Kieck: I know, already made fun out of him.
|HGN| Kieck: but if he likes that whole RP shit
|HGN| Kieck: each one to his ownm
|HGN| Kieck: *own
|HGN| Jake: Waste of time
|HGN| Kieck: agreed
|HGN| Kieck: but nevertheless he likes it ;]
|HGN| Kieck: so where did you got that 200usd for a 4digit account thing ?
|HGN| Kieck: didnt found it on ebay
|HGN| Jake: Underground communities
|HGN| Jake: ;)
|HGN| Kieck: so that's like
|HGN| Kieck: underground nerds !
|HGN| Jake: Something like that.
|HGN| Jake: Wait a sec.
|HGN| Kieck: wow and I thought that the most lame thing to buy int he world was the spectral tiger
|HGN| Jake: No.
|HGN| Jake: You were wrong.
|HGN| Jake: Teh most lame thing to buy.
|HGN| Kieck: ye I know, the tiger looks awesome man
|HGN| Jake: Is
|HGN| Jake: VIRTUAL INTERNET IN-GAME ROLEPLAY FLAGS.
|HGN| Kieck: and your point is ?
|HGN| Jake: Your brother bought them
|HGN| Jake: lolol
|HGN| Kieck: don't wanna repeat myself
|HGN| Kieck: but "so?"
|HGN| Kieck: you jealous or what ?
|HGN| Jake: No thanks,I don't pay for such shit.
|HGN| Kieck: maybe you're too poor or sth, that's why you wanna make money from a steam account ;]
|HGN| Kieck: it was afair 20usd right ?
|HGN| Jake: Nah,I wanted to make some profit.
|HGN| Jake: http://isohunt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68536 (http://isohunt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68536)
|HGN| Jake: There.
|HGN| Kieck: rofl
|HGN| Kieck: you know that trying to make fun of someone when talkign to his older brother is kinda lame right ?
|HGN| Kieck: not like it's gonna make you more friends and/or money
|HGN| Jake: That was after you refused my offer.
|HGN| Kieck: that wasn't an offer law-wise
|HGN| Kieck: so I didn't have to refuse anything
|HGN| Kieck: I just LOL'ed you up
|HGN| Kieck: ];
|HGN| Jake: I figured that out.
|HGN| Kieck: so anything else or can I get back to my awesome activities I was pursuing ?
|HGN| Kieck: I mean until you interrupted and tried to be funny in a lame way :<
|HGN| Jake: What are those awesome activities?
|HGN| Jake: Oh wait
|HGN| Jake: Nvm,I think I know.
|HGN| Kieck: I practice my dj set
|HGN| Kieck: cu mate
|HGN| Jake: Bye.

This proves my older bro is in digit terms 2 times better than Jake and that he is an ass.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 28-02-2010

Stop quoting yourself people, If you start the convo don't quote it...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 28-02-2010

And don't quote whole things, quote funny stuff like:

"Layton: No Flaming"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 01-03-2010

Yeah, the idea is to quote the small funny part.

And quoting yourself is just weird and makes you look like Dark Angel or Fluffy.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 01-03-2010

Well Rook asked me how to post screenshots in the forums and i dunno why but we had a funny conversation

|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: np
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: make me your bride, marry me.
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: q.q
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: YOU BASTARD
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell bitchslaps you
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: o.o
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: wat
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: was just messing around with ya xd
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: plz
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: dont post it in quote thread :O
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ edges his mouse cursor to the quote thread
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: GAH !
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Almost there
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ moves it at 1 mile per hour
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ~Nomeya utaeya sawageya tsuki no shita konya manten warera no hoshi, ikeyo dondon guigui genkai nashi, fuku wo atsumete hanabi wo uchiagemakure hi no de made bureikou, fuwauchi! oni mo uchi! sake mo uchi! nome! nome! umai yo!~
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ha you didnt exceptet this now, did ya ?
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Not really
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: english translation
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ~We'll drink, sing, and make noise under the moon! Tonight the whole sky is lit by our star! Let's go! Faster faster, gulp it all down, there no limit! let's gather all the luck and throw fireworks into the sky, and party'till the sun rises! We've got Luck! We've got Oni! We've got Sake! Drink! Drink! It's Delicious!~
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Kiky
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Kinky*
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ya pervert
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: they mean sake to gulp everything down
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: not cum :V
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: sake=japanese rice whine :V
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: I KNOW
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: AND LEAVE ME ALONE
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: RAPE
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: RAPE
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: RAPE
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: RAPE
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: *quoted*
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Mentlegen? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbY4ixm_ZM#normal)
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ^^^^^^^ is me
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Lol
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Ahum..
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Mentlegen?
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: xD
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Lets Settle this like Mentlegen. Shall we ?
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: IF
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: I
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: WAS
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: A
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: UNICORN
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: MY
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: NAME
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: WOULD
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: BE
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: SPARKLES
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: lolwat
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: GIRAFFE NIPPLES
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ~Open youre eyes, i see your eyes are open.~
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: FOOL
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: ~All your dreams are comming true tonight~
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: I get to fuck Megan Fox!?
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: BAKAME
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Well, my Story began in the 12th Century.
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: It was a Friday.
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Or was it a Monday ?
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Well, i was going to a bar.
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: And met this Girl.
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Uh-huh.
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Yeah..
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: I spoke to her.
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Yep..
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: and she always wanted to speak when i was speaking.
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: I see..
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: So i hit her with my stick and said " BAKAME !"
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: And then?
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Reminds me of the story when i met Sherlock Holmes
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: He's a nice guy when you get to meet him..
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: I had a nice cup of tea with him.
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Kinky
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: Then we played a round of "Robot Unicorn Attack" wich I still have no clue what i just played.
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell: then he stood up and shouted "PINGAS!" and a flying dinosaur came and ate the Robot Unicorn called Sparkles
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: That was me..
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ: :...S
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ runs away crying
|HGN| Black Star|Bored as Hell quotes
|HGN| Rook/DTRZ throws Molten Magma on your tits

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 02-03-2010

Church: LOL
Church: What is your opinion on Celtic?
I don't live in the US, So I don't know much about Obama.
Church: WTF?
|HGN-STTA| Celtic: HAHAH

He was playing with Cleverbot. Apparently I'm the president of the U.S.A.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 05-03-2010

Gertok | |HGN| Assassinator [LOOC]: So I walk around without
being invisible?
Player ([RKA]) TackleMaggot has joined the game.
Uncle Ortin | |HGN-STBA|Strelok Holmes [LOOC]: ...yes, thats
the point.

Aleksander Gagarin Spawned models/props_silo/ladderrung.mdl
Gertok | |HGN| Assassinator [LOOC]: I see...

I lol'd.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 05-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 06-03-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: hey welek can i please have my akm back?
|HGN| Welek: No
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: >_<
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: could you at least just sell it?
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: i don't want another bandit using it
|HGN| Welek: It's already been handed out as loot
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: >:(
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: your an ass
|HGN| Welek: Born and raised.
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: Hope you die
|HGN| Welek: Love you to
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: by a whore cutting your throat
::DcG::Lt. Taylor {Cpl}: good bye you motherfucking prick
|HGN| Welek: Lol k

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rook on 06-03-2010

[BROADCAST] Brandon Ortiz: Hey traders come and stop by at Fw-
eedom base!
[BROADCAST] Joker: Naaaah.
[OOC] Kitten Mittens: pwned.
Thomas 'Tommy Boy' Wainscot Spawned models/props_junk/garbage_carboard002a.mdl
Please wait 24 seconds before using OOC chat again!
Thomas 'Tommy Boy' Wainscot Spawned models/props_junk/garbage_carboard002a.mdl
[BROADCAST] Brandon Ortiz: Where intrested in buying!
Please wait 12 seconds before using OOC chat again!
Thomas 'Tommy Boy' Wainscot Spawned models/props_interiors/refrigeratorDoor02a.mdl
[BROADCAST] Joker: Suddenly, I'm interested.
[OOC] |HGN| Rook/DTRZ: Quoted...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cobra on 06-03-2010

Saturday, March 06, 2010
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: YOU FACKIN YOCAL
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: SHINE MY FACKING SHUES.
8:01 PM - |HGN| Welek: WILL YOU PAY ME
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Grabs a gun
8:01 PM - |HGN| Welek: D:
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: ONE OR TWO BULLETS?
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: SHINE THEM AND YOU WILL GET NITHER.
8:01 PM - |HGN| Welek: BUT I WANT MONEY SIR
8:01 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Shoots you in the knee
8:02 PM - |HGN| Welek crys falling over
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: FACKIN YOCAL I AM LOOSING PAITENCE
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: SHINE MY SHOES
8:02 PM - |HGN| Welek: OK ILL SHINE YOUR SHOES>
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: YOU GOT BLOOD ON THEM
8:02 PM - |HGN| Welek starts to shine the angry russians shoes
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Notices you are smiring the blood on the
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: them*
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. shoots your other leg
8:02 PM - |HGN| Welek shines harder
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: FACKIN YOCAL
8:02 PM - |HGN| Welek crys again shining.
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: SHINE HARDER
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: STOP
8:02 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: YOUR DONE
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Looks at his shoes
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Sees that they have glitter on them to make them look clean
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: WHAT THE FACK IS THIS SHIT?
8:03 PM - |HGN| Welek: NOTHING
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: YOU LITTLE PRICK
8:03 PM - |HGN| Welek shines harder.
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: IS THAT GLITTER AND GLUE?
8:03 PM - |HGN| Welek: NO SIR
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Rages
8:03 PM - |HGN| Welek: ITS MY TEARS
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Nods
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Drops a hundred dollar bill
8:03 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: Thank you Yocal
8:04 PM - |HGN| Welek takes the money.
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Picks it up
8:04 PM - |HGN| Welek: :(
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Takes it back
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: Wait
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: Do you WANT MEDICAL SUPPLIES
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: MONEY
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: WHICH ONE
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: CHOOSE
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Shoots you in the theigh.
8:04 PM - |HGN| Welek crys
8:04 PM - |HGN| Welek: I WANNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Shoots your other theigh
8:04 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: NOT AN OPTION
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: MEDICAL SUPPLYS
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: OR MONEY
8:05 PM - |HGN| Welek crys
8:05 PM - |HGN| Welek: I WANT MONEY TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Drops a suit case full of millions of dollars
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Shoots you in the Arm
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: MONEY
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: OR
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: MeDICAKL SUPPLIES YOCAL
8:05 PM - |HGN| Welek: MONEY GIVE ME THE MONEY
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Drops the suit case infront of you
8:05 PM - |HGN| Welek grabs it with his good arm
8:05 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Grabs your good arm
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek: :(
8:06 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. holds a knife to the vein
8:06 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Cuts it and let's blood spray all over the money
8:06 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: AHAHAHAHHA"
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek crys
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek: NOOOOOOOOOOO
8:06 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Walks away
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek hugs the money until he bleeds out :'(
8:06 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Something beeps in under the money
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek looks up
8:06 PM - |HGN| Welek: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Looks like a block of C4
8:07 PM - |HGN| Welek: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
8:07 PM - |HGN| Welek trys to crawl away
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. a Dye bomb goes off in your eyes and wounds
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Laughs
8:07 PM - |HGN| Welek is dying faster
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Police drive up and tackle you
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Runs over
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden.: HE ROBBED THE BANK
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Checks your pocket
8:07 PM - |HGN| Welek crys :'(
8:07 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. Places his gun in it
8:08 PM - Angry Russian from sweden. the police arrest you

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 08-03-2010

8. mars 2010
20:44 - Afromana: Streexy
20:44 - Afromana: Mah buddeh
20:44 - Streex: Ahoy
20:44 - Streex: Alienware should arive soon
20:44 - Afromana: I haz probaly good news for you
20:44 - Streex: Orly?
20:44 - Afromana: Yarly
20:45 - Streex: awesomes
20:45 - Streex: Wat is it?
20:45 - Streex: ?
20:45 - Streex: ??
20:45 - Streex: ???
20:46 - Streex: Tell meh D=
20:46 - Afromana: (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.ebaumsworld.com%2FmediaFiles%2Fpicture%2F10662%2F80460462.jpg&hash=b913b82c2c9bd944dc875417b1b9121382b240bd)
20:46 - Streex: Okay, I gather its good news
20:46 - Streex: And yes, I read it in his voice
20:47 - Streex: But what is it?
20:47 - Afromana: Good news!
20:48 - Streex: God dammit

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 08-03-2010

Quote from: Layton on 28-02-2010
Stop quoting yourself people, If you start the convo don't quote it...

Cry more, butthurt.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Angel on 09-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 10-03-2010

15:49 - |HGN| Kieck: oh god
15:49 - |HGN| Kieck: NO
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: Jackal died :(
15:50 - |HGN| Szenti: His gay roommate didn't pay the bills
15:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Thats all.
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: no
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: he really died
15:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Thade.
15:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Not Jackal.
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: in CoP
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: I killed him
15:50 - |HGN| Szenti: ...
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: JACKAL IS DEAD
15:50 - |HGN| Kieck: he tried to keel me

Title: Astarathia..lawl..
Post by: Rook on 15-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 21-03-2010

[HGN]Zstan: I can't connect to the Livestream Procaster, Steam store, or anything else that involves the internet.
[HGN]Zstan: But I can run internet browsers..
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Buy more hamsters

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 21-03-2010

Thanks for the advice, brah.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 22-03-2010

9:27 PM - |HGN| Szenti: Can I nut you in the kicks?
9:27 PM - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: Your mother
9:27 PM - |HGN| Szenti: No, he doesn't have kicks.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 23-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 24-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 24-03-2010

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg263.imageshack.us%2Fimg263%2F9149%2Flockeg.jpg&hash=6fe9ec9d32870abb65a72f959f008eadcb899aaa)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 26-03-2010

3:39 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: Oh. radeks the Colonel...
3:39 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: He is.
3:39 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: LOL YOU DIDN"T KNOW?
3:39 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: FAILMAN
3:39 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: IS FAIL
3:39 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Like you.
3:40 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: I thought his name said Lt
3:40 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: Col*
3:40 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Lululululululululul
3:40 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Failman is fail.
3:40 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: I repeat.
3:40 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity clubs to in the nose with a bat
3:40 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: Shaaaa-dup
3:41 PM - |HGN| Assassinator forces you to facedesk.
3:41 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Eat wood.
3:41 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity shoves toothpicks in your mouth. No you
3:41 PM - |HGN| Assassinator shares tooth pick with you, "Touche?"
3:41 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity unzips his fly.
3:41 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: Dont even make me
3:41 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: xD LOL
3:41 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: ...
3:41 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
3:42 PM - ~TxR~IronDeity: Ill give you wood, boy
3:42 PM - |HGN| Assassinator: Q___Q

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 26-03-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 29-03-2010

|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: GAWD DAMNIT!!
|HGN| Pawx: No srs wat -_-
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Dunno, Deltas webcam doesn't work so im gonna be blameing you for it.
|HGN| Pawx: Webcam gay sex?
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: You bettcha.
|HGN| Pawx: O.O
|HGN| Pawx: EWWWWWWW
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: lolocai
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: But no. We put game names in a hat and pick from the hat of what were gonna be playing.
|HGN| Pawx: -_-
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: BUT DAMNIT PAWX
|HGN| Pawx: THat..
|HGN| Pawx: Is stupid..
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Hey, it works.
|HGN| Pawx: So does your mom
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: I bet she does.
|HGN| Pawx: No srs, she works
|HGN| Pawx: A job
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Actually shes a stay at home wife.
|HGN| Pawx: Oh
|HGN| Pawx: Nvm then
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: Yeah..
|HGN| Pawx: Yep...
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός] slaps you.
|HGN| Pawx: |HGN BG|Longlostblake|A|: Come play on the HGN BG server!! (69.162.76.235:27015)
|HGN| Pawx: NO
|HGN| Pawx: Told..
|HGN| Pawx: Oh and
|HGN| Pawx shoots you
|HGN| Pawx: DONT TOUCH ME
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός] touches you
|HGN| Pawx shoots you again
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός] touches you in the wrong places.
|HGN| Pawx kills you
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός] dies touching you
|HGN| Pawx quotes this
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός] damn it
|HGN| Pawx: XD
|HGN| Rebel [δειλός]: your making me sound like a freak !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 29-03-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Zen: Gonna go harvest some antlion gear
Zen is now Away.
Zen is now Online.
Zen is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Zen is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Zen: Annoying kids?
Zen: Level 25 in about 500 more exp
Zen: 25
Zen: Also Commisar
Zen: Do you has a child?
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: why?
Zen: cus i remember you talking to me
Zen: about
Zen: you having sex with your girlfriend
Zen: and i just wonderd if you had a child ;__;
Zen: Do you?
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: no
Zen: Oh
Zen: Are you planning?
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: not quite yet
Zen: :D
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: ?
Zen: I can imagine this little scotish baby
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: ...
Zen: And you pushing it in a buggy
Zen: :3
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: quoted
Zen: I like the kids attempts
Zen: to get in combine base
Zen: Then when your baby gets older
Zen: it can talk to me
Zen: and i will be like
Zen: "I was the one who asked your Daddy if he had a child and he said "We're planning on it""
Commisar Nitro Glycerin: ok now its quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 29-03-2010

'Sparkle' : No, He's mine, you get the other one.
Stacy 'Perky' Nips: ...
Stacy 'Perky' Nips: Boop.
Kane Wolfhead | |HGN| Bl★ckStar|SomeoneBuyMeB [LOOC]: Stac-
y are you somehow crazy ?
'Sparkle' : Keep going.
Marin Golakov: Wh--what--are you--some sort of Amazon cult?
Kane Wolfhead | |HGN| Bl★ckStar|SomeoneBuyMeB [LOOC]: ^^ m-
ade my day lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 01-04-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Szenti: Anyways, alrgiht
|HGN| Szenti: I'm writing in the card number
|HGN| Szenti: ...
|HGN| Szenti: A min and I send BF2 to ya
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN| Szenti: Do you need BF2 then?
|HGN| Szenti: So you don't anwser.
|HGN| Szenti: I see.
|HGN| Szenti: That's a no then.
|HGN| Szenti: Okay.
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: back
|HGN| Szenti: Okay.
|HGN| Szenti: You don't need BF2 then.
|HGN| Szenti: Am I right?
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: was out with the dogs :V
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: I need it :D
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: look on my Steam wishlist lol
|HGN| Szenti: OHH GOD BLACK STAR RAPED THOSE DOGS
|HGN| Szenti: NO BF2 FOR YOU
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: FFFFFUUUUU-!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94&feature=video_response#)
|HGN| Szenti: Well.
|HGN| Szenti: You need it or no?
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: i need it :D
|HGN| Szenti: Okay...
|HGN| Szenti: But you won't get, cause this is an April 1st fool joke, and your PUNK'D!
|HGN| Szenti: *roflroflrofl*
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|HGN| Szenti: But still, Quote is a plox thing to do.
|HGN| Szenti: So if you quote this,
|HGN| Szenti: I will send you a BF2
|HGN| Szenti: for REAL.
|HGN| Bl★ckStar | bored as Hell: :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 03-04-2010

9:28 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Im truly pissbored now.
9:30 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: StarCraft?
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: What?
9:30 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Let's play.
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Hold on,
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Whats starcraft?
9:34 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
9:34 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Whats Starcraft?
9:34 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
9:34 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: You said something like Starcraft.
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: QPQ
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Q____Q
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Where were you born?
9:36 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: What are you talking about.
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: DID YOU LIVE IN A PIOT
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: YOUR WHOLE LIFE
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: PIT*
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: WHERE WERE YOU BORN
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: OH MY GOSH
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: :OOOOOO
9:37 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: England.
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Hmm... probably why...
9:38 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW STARCRAFT ANYWAYS
9:38 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Do you know WarCraft?
9:38 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: ..
9:38 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: I think so..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-04-2010

Quote from: Assassinator on 03-04-2010
9:28 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Im truly pissbored now.
9:30 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: StarCraft?
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: What?
9:30 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Let's play.
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Hold on,
9:30 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Whats starcraft?
9:34 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
9:34 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: Whats Starcraft?
9:34 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Wat.
9:34 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: You said something like Starcraft.
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: QPQ
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Q____Q
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Where were you born?
9:36 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: What are you talking about.
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: DID YOU LIVE IN A PIOT
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: YOUR WHOLE LIFE
9:36 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: PIT*
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: WHERE WERE YOU BORN
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: OH MY GOSH
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: :OOOOOO
9:37 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: England.
9:37 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Hmm... probably why...
9:38 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW STARCRAFT ANYWAYS
9:38 AM - |HGN| Assassinator: Do you know WarCraft?
9:38 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: ..
9:38 AM - |HGN| Headcrabs: I think so..

Loooool

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 06-04-2010

|HGN| Szenti: I only tasted cum.
|HGN| Szenti: Shit never.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 06-04-2010

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebanana.com%2Fimg%2F4f03gyet%2Fblackstarliekshirtlorl.jpg&hash=b9708af0d3cb8be995571aebbc05bc440d1b8c60) (http://www.imagebanana.com/) And Black Star likes shit :-O

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 06-04-2010

With Shit I ment a Calzone, for guys who dont know its a Pizza.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 07-04-2010

4:21 PM - |HGN| Klp4: Hm..Well Black Dynamite will be sort of a guy who works with everyone ya know
4:22 PM - |HGN| Klp4: Hm..After thinking about it, I'll just stay on him for a while
4:22 PM - |HGN| Klp4: Get some good gear, make some connections
|HGN| Klp4 is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
4:22 PM - |HGN-CST|Afromana[Desertia beta: When you say Black Dynamite, I think about this movie
4:22 PM - |HGN-CST|Afromana[Desertia beta: 'Black Dynamite' Trailer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM#)
4:22 PM - |HGN| Klp4: hahahaha yeah
4:22 PM - |HGN| Klp4: I got it from there
4:23 PM - |HGN| Klp4: First saw a poster about it when I was in NY with radek

All we gotta find out now, is why Black Dynamite has traveled into the future and why Klp4 was in NY with Radek.....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 07-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-04-2010

This guy fails so much >.>
At first he wants me to go on a site that gets your friend a free Modern Warfare 2 game for Steam, i know that if i enter my steam name there i get hacked and then heself is unsure about his own account getting hacked ! lol

http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/ (http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/)
the double aa makes the link pretty much obvious a hacked site.

and Steam only sayed that its an free to play weekend comming up and you can now start pre-loading the game for the weekend >.>

Never tell your password to anyone.
]-[3x/-\G0n: can u give it to me? i already did it with a friend, so i cant do it to myself now. its just only one per ip
]-[3x/-\G0n: please? it would take u max 10seconds
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: wat ?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: i said i dont have it.
]-[3x/-\G0n: can u login on your user on this site? http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/ (http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/) and then send cod mw2 to me? :D pleasee
]-[3x/-\G0n: steam is giving away free cod mw2 this weekend
]-[3x/-\G0n: its awesome
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: hahaha sure
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: no
]-[3x/-\G0n: why?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: i'll loose my steam account
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: iam not that stupid
]-[3x/-\G0n: lol i did it myself
]-[3x/-\G0n: and u can see i still own it? -.-
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: ppl can talk much shit
]-[3x/-\G0n: this isnt shit
]-[3x/-\G0n: try to google it
]-[3x/-\G0n: i promise you
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: uhm idiot why should i get on the link so you get MW2 if you already own it >.>
]-[3x/-\G0n: "Valve made the announcement via Steam News today: beginning on Thursday, April 8, gamers around the world not among the 15 million already playing Modern Warfare 2 will get to see what all the fuss is about, free of charge."
]-[3x/-\G0n: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/call-of-duty-6/1082298p1.html (http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/call-of-duty-6/1082298p1.html)
]-[3x/-\G0n: read on that site
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: well but still
]-[3x/-\G0n: and tell me again im wrong?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: say me why do you need mw2 if you already got it
]-[3x/-\G0n: i dont have it, i told u i gave it to my m8 since u was owing him money
]-[3x/-\G0n: since i*
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: ]-[3x/-\G0n: and u can see i still own it? -.-
]-[3x/-\G0n: OWN THE STEAM ACC
]-[3x/-\G0n: |HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: i'll loose my steam account
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: iam not that stupid
]-[3x/-\G0n: lol i did it myself
]-[3x/-\G0n: and u can see i still own it? -.-
]-[3x/-\G0n: read it
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: well also the site says that its a free to play weekend comming up
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: you dont need to go on a site for that
]-[3x/-\G0n: so u mean i just hacked my own steam acc?
]-[3x/-\G0n: lol
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/ (http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/)
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: btw
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: look at the link
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: looks pretty fake
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: cause of the aa
]-[3x/-\G0n: hm
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: and no i said
]-[3x/-\G0n: maybe, but i did it myself :s idk
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: you dont need to visit i site
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: *a
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: to play on a steam free weekend
]-[3x/-\G0n: nothing happened to me? :s i just wanted others to find it out ^^
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: you just dl it over steam
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: nothing to go on a internet site
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: steam never did this
]-[3x/-\G0n: i did it, and my mate got it? so idk what
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: and it wont do so in time
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: Free Weekend!
Pre-Load Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 now and be ready to play the full multiplayer game for free starting Thursday at 4 PM PDT.
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: steam says that
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: and i can simply dl it
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: without going on your site
]-[3x/-\G0n: what
]-[3x/-\G0n: omg, you think i am going to get hacked?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: yes
]-[3x/-\G0n: fuck
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: heres the real site to dl the mw2 free wekend version
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: http://store.steampowered.com/app/10180/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/10180/)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 08-04-2010

And Another Guy just lost his Steam Account

Never tell your password to anyone.
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: hey man
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: hey
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: sup?
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: * what are you doing? ^^
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: playing LoL
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: ok
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: u got cod mw2?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: no
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: why not? :p steam is giving it away for free from today and untill sunday
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: no
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: its a free to play weekend
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: that means you can only play it from today until monday
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: for free
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: oh, but they are also giving it away for free on their home site
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: link
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/ (http://www.steaampowered.us.tt/)
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: ah the same fake link again
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: you see the double aa ?
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: pretty fake
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: xD
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: i already told some other guy
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: :s i did it and i got cod
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: its fake and when you enter your steam name your account gets hacked
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: didnt happen to me lol
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: will if this would be real
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: steam would have announcet it in the store
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: and they didn
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: *didnt its pretty much fake
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: and you'll loose your account in the next days or weeks
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: what
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR]: how
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: cause you entered your steam name
|HGN| Prof. Bl★ck Star |PR|: some other guy already asked me to go there
SiMUrai ;-* [NOR] is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welshy on 11-04-2010

Oh and the finale

|HGN-STSV| Welshy: CCCCOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|HGN-STSV| Welshy: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
|HGN-STSA|Strelok Holmes: GO AWAY FAGGOT
|HGN-STSA|Strelok Holmes: http://peewiglet.com/tgo2006/pics/day1349.jpg (http://peewiglet.com/tgo2006/pics/day1349.jpg)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tunddruff on 11-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steel on 12-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Flash on 17-04-2010

"Blake is a gay monkey lolbandit" lol...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 18-04-2010

Quote from: Tunddruff on 11-04-2010
7:14 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: Im gunna go have sex with your ethernet port
7:14 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: comprendi?
7:15 PM - |HGN-TF|CSS| Wellington |A|: not again
7:15 PM - |HGN-TF|CSS| Wellington |A|: >_>
7:15 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: What can I say, I like a tight fit
7:15 PM - |HGN-TF|CSS| Wellington |A|: :V
7:15 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff: And it doesnt ask to cuddle after :(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 18-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 19-04-2010

"Your president fuck my country"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Locke on 23-04-2010

Plunger is a beast, he killed a man with a beret

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 23-04-2010

[TnB] Jake: pawxy faggot
|HGN| Pawx: Stfu troll
[TnB] Jake: u
[TnB] Jake: dick
[TnB] Jake: <3
|HGN| Pawx: YOu know I love you :3
[TnB] Jake: im not playin on SRP
[TnB] Jake: anymoar
[TnB] Jake: :<
[TnB] Jake: Snitch got pked
[TnB] Jake: then i was like
|HGN| Pawx: WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SNITCH
[TnB] Jake: i do
[TnB] Jake: man
|HGN| Pawx: I KILLED HIM IN SHOC
|HGN| Pawx: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
[TnB] Jake: snitch was here longer than you were in the community
[TnB] Jake: so
|HGN| Pawx: Hes gay
|HGN| Pawx: All he does is give fake info
|HGN| Pawx: Cause hes a faggot
[TnB] Jake: well
[TnB] Jake: i didnt gave fake and gay info
[TnB] Jake: to mili
[TnB] Jake: i loved mili
[TnB] Jake: and mili loved me
|HGN| Pawx: Mili uses people
|HGN| Pawx: Then kills them off
|HGN| Pawx: Or lets them go, when there none of use anymore
|HGN| Pawx: JUST LIKE OUR GOVERMENT
|HGN| Pawx: HER HER
[TnB] Jake: i was a mili merc
[TnB] Jake: not some crappy wannabemilistalkerlolpenis
|HGN| Pawx: There both the same
|HGN| Pawx: Mili doesnt care about either
[TnB] Jake: no
[TnB] Jake: not rly
|HGN| Pawx: Yes rly
|HGN| Pawx: Want some logs of them saying that?
|HGN| Pawx: Im snoopy
|HGN| Pawx: So I hear EVERYTHING
[TnB] Jake: oke
[TnB] Jake: snoopy snoop
[TnB] Jake: gimme some info
|HGN| Pawx: I left it in my other pocket..
[TnB] Jake: take it out
[TnB] Jake: and give it to me
|HGN| Pawx: Thats....What she said
[TnB] Jake: bear
[TnB] Jake: you either gimme that info
[TnB] Jake: or im gonna eat your babies
[TnB] Jake: oh wait
|HGN| Pawx: Go ahead
|HGN| Pawx: I wear condoms
|HGN| Pawx: :3
|HGN| Pawx: NO BABIES
[TnB] Jake: dick
[TnB] Jake: wait
|HGN| Pawx: NO WAIT
|HGN| Pawx: JPIDAF
[TnB] Jake loads his annabelle
|HGN| Pawx: RAWR
|HGN| Pawx: O.O
|HGN| Pawx: NO WAIT
|HGN| Pawx: JRO:SG
|HGN| Pawx: STOP IT
|HGN| Pawx: NO TALKING
|HGN| Pawx: EH!
[TnB] Jake stops
[TnB] Jake: well?
|HGN| Pawx: Wha?
[TnB] Jake: wait
[TnB] Jake: wait
[TnB] Jake: im doin this shit wrong
[TnB] Jake takes out his willy and slaps it across Pawx's face
[TnB] Jake: INFO
[TnB] Jake: NAOOOOOOOO
|HGN| Pawx twitches, gasping in pain
|HGN| Pawx: It smelled like....Old people..
|HGN| Pawx cries
[TnB] Jake puts it in Pawx's mouth, gagging him
[TnB] Jake: INFO
|HGN| Pawx: WTF
[TnB] Jake: LOL
|HGN| Pawx: THIS IS GAY
|HGN| Pawx: IM OUT OF HERE
[TnB] Jake: NO
[TnB] Jake: NO
[TnB] Jake: WAIT
[TnB] Jake: LETS CONTINUE
|HGN| Pawx block
[TnB] Jake is lonely
[TnB] Jake: :<
|HGN| Pawx: Use your hand
[TnB] Jake looks at his hand
[TnB] Jake then looks at Pawx.
[TnB] Jake does a raepface and sticks his willy into Pawx's butthole
[TnB] Jake: GAYSECHSSS
[TnB] Jake: LOL
|HGN| Pawx: Fag..
[TnB] Jake: :3
[TnB] Jake: wait
[TnB] Jake: no
[TnB] Jake: >:3
|HGN| Pawx: Your a fag
|HGN| Pawx: And just for that
|HGN| Pawx: Im putting in Quotes
[TnB] Jake: WAIT
[TnB] Jake: NO
|HGN| Pawx: Cause your gay
|HGN| Pawx: YEP
[TnB] Jake: LAWL
[TnB] Jake: I still <3 u

Figured he was Homo...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-04-2010

|HGN| Kieck: good luck
|HGN| Pawx: With..?
|HGN| Kieck: finding artifact or a stash
|HGN| Pawx: I cant find either -_-
|HGN| Kieck: found a rookie jacket and a mossie :D
|HGN| Pawx: And arties take 3 hours to make
|HGN| Pawx: Mother..
|HGN| Kieck: fucker :D
|HGN| Pawx: Ima be a Bandit then
|HGN| Kieck: thats hovv they call me
|HGN| Pawx: COME HERE
|HGN| Kieck: do not vvant
|HGN| Pawx: You know you want it..
|HGN| Kieck: want what ?
|HGN| Kieck: eeeewww
|HGN| Pawx: A dick in your mouth
|HGN| Kieck: I thought that jake is homo
|HGN| Kieck: eeeeww
|HGN| Pawx: HE GAVE ME THE VIRUS
|HGN| Pawx: HELP!
|HGN| Pawx: HELP ME!!!
|HGN| Kieck shoots you with his new mossberg.
|HGN| Kieck: One zombie less.
|HGN| Pawx a black slug flies out of his back
|HGN| Pawx: Thanks
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| Kieck: SRSLY YOU HOMO
|HGN| Pawx: Its da gay virus
|HGN| Kieck: YOURE GETTING QUOTED
|HGN| Pawx: No Im not
|HGN| Pawx: YOu know why?
|HGN| Kieck: yes you are
|HGN| Kieck: because Ill quote you !
|HGN| Pawx pops out his Hidden blade
|HGN| Pawx: You'll be dead..
|HGN| Kieck shoots you again, this time full auto.
|HGN| Kieck: WITH A MOSSBERG
|HGN| Pawx rolls behind a car
|HGN| Kieck uses cheat for infinite ammo and god mode.
|HGN| Pawx the server prevents VAC cheating and bans you perma
|HGN| Pawx: I win
|HGN| Kieck: FUCK
|HGN| Kieck: still
|HGN| Kieck: quoted
|HGN| Pawx stabs you with the Hidden blade
|HGN| Pawx: NEVA
|HGN| Kieck gets revived.
|HGN| Kieck: Bitch, your gonna get served.
|HGN| Pawx: Like your mom
|HGN| Pawx: With ketchup on the side
|HGN| Pawx: OOOOO
|HGN| Kieck: mhm
|HGN| Kieck: where you bought the ketchup
|HGN| Kieck: you dont have means to make it yourself
|HGN| Pawx: Its her blood..
|HGN| Pawx: I killed her..
|HGN| Pawx: :/
|HGN| Kieck: you killed her
|HGN| Pawx: Yes
|HGN| Kieck uses defibrillator and kills Pawx BFBC2 style.
|HGN| Kieck: FOOL
|HGN| Pawx: OH SHI
|HGN| Pawx dies
|HGN| Kieck: ROFLPWNT
|HGN| Kieck: quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Assassinator on 24-04-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-04-2010

[TnB] Jake: Hey.
[INVICTUS]: What?
[TnB] Jake: What's up?
[INVICTUS]: Not much, Dazek.
[TnB] Jake: What
[INVICTUS]: What
[TnB] Jake: Don't you know
[TnB] Jake: Who I am
[INVICTUS]: I'm questioning who you are.
[TnB] Jake: Why do you think
[TnB] Jake: That I'm Deet
[INVICTUS]: KNEW IT.
[TnB] Jake: Well
[INVICTUS]: FUCKING KNEW IT.
[TnB] Jake: I'm sad to ruin it for you
[TnB] Jake: but I'm not Deet.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 06-05-2010

|HGN| Bto2295 |MN|: Never tell your password to anyone.
Tea Guy: lets play a game
Tea Guy: naked wrestling in the dark
|HGN| Bto2295 |MN|: What!
Tea Guy: lol
|HGN| Bto2295 |MN|: lol
Tea Guy: this is so funny
Tea Guy is now Away.
Tea Guy is now Online.
Tea Guy: nigger
|HGN| Bto2295 |MN|: You NIGGER!
Tea Guy: can i fuck you?
|HGN| Bto2295 |MN|: Asshole!
Tea Guy: im horny for you
Tea Guy: babe

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 09-05-2010

Quote from: Encyclopedia DramaticaDon't even think about going onto Taco N Banana unless you want to be banned within 10 seconds for making the most simple mistake in spelling or grammar. Other communities sometimes have loads of drama or they are full of assholes, such as HGN whom the leader apparently payed a hacker $150 just to steal a shitty script from another RP community.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-05-2010

BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW: gut
BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW: So, i'm going to school
BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW: And I will trade cocaine for an ArmA 2
|HGN| Kieck: Ich habe einen lolcat
|HGN| Kieck: WAT
BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW: NOTHIN'.
|HGN| Kieck: quoted
BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW Sniffs cocaine.
BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOSTDOW: Ohh no.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 10-05-2010

fail german is fail

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 11-05-2010

KimoWola: HI!
|HGN|PictoWolf has gone offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 17-05-2010

Warcraft 3 TFT - Was about to start the game, we just waited for two friends, when a guy came in.. And well... Lol'd. Edited with paint, taken in Warcraft 3.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebanana.com%2Fimg%2Fgwe2yx31%2FWarcraftthreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg&hash=23813e38574cb5949df4d6972c57e9d3ac036fa5) (http://www.imagebanana.com/)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-05-2010

|HGN| Szentii {Furry} DISGUISES AS ENGINEER
|HGN| Szentii {Furry} STABS HIMSELF
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: lolwat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 19-05-2010

Me and Dug about polish women:

|HGN| Dug [Ty Jackal =)]: I think your entier nation of females should be employed as porn stars

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 20-05-2010

Afromana [XLS 215 :D]: Btw, played Renegade?
[IG-TA] Welek: YES
[IG-TA] Welek: FPS C&C
[IG-TA] Welek: I have the dicks somewhere
[IG-TA] Welek: i mean disks

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 21-05-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: awesome game you play there buddy
|HGN| Doomburger: I know right?
|HGN| Doomburger: I can't wait for it's sequel.
|HGN| Doomburger: ,
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: and the paralel story ? and !
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: xD
|HGN| Doomburger: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 26-05-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 27-05-2010

Omegle quote

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: holy god
You: :trollface:
You: Wut?
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: youre god?
You: Yes.
You: I am!
Stranger: hey der
You: silence! I AM GOD YOU WORSHIP ME!
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: ommmmmm
You: BUILD MORE PYLONS!
Stranger: ommmmmm
You: PYLONS!
Stranger: not enough crystals
You: WTF
You: omg
You: Jesus christ!
Stranger: we require moar vespene gas
You: D:<
You: PYLONS DAMNIT
Stranger: i go find
You: WE NEED EM
Stranger: zergs are at the crossroads though
You: Oh, WTF.
You: Tell them to quit rushing!
You: D:<
You: I has low pylons
You: need moar
Stranger: dude uneed to invest in some offense
Stranger: im just a peon
You: OMG
You: Let me go check the barracks,
Stranger: ur not very gud troll
Stranger: im not angry yet
You: YOu want me to troll you?
You: I was being funneh gai
You: :D
Stranger: im a gai 2
You: fin
You: troll time
You: You stupid little prick.
You: What have you got to say about yourself?
You: Asshole.
Stranger: my prick is little and stupid
You: LOLOL
You: I can't troll you
Stranger: i am on omegle til new movie finishes downloading
You: D:<
You: I quit!
Stranger: yes im troll proof
Stranger: bai
You: NO U
Stranger: i dont disconnect. its an honor thing
You: NO U!
You: D:<
You: I am not pressing it.
Stranger: i wonder if i can have two omegles open at once
Stranger: then i can put you away in a corner
Stranger: like the real god
Stranger: and i wont lose
You: i CAN
You: DAMN
You: I WILL WIN THIS GAME
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can
Stranger: two at once
Stranger: go omegle
You: ;D
You: sO CAN I
Stranger: You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: my name is Ortego
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: PROOF
You: I HAS TWO UP ALSO
You: I WILL NOT LOSE
Stranger: dont watch changeling its a fucked up movie
Stranger: now i cant sleep
You: D:
You: Creepy
You: You: pylons
You: need moar
You: pylons
Stranger: s
Stranger: yess
Stranger: im stuck on this place
Stranger: not one in 100 will get the reference
Stranger: dude if we meet up again in another window that will be so gay
You: i would lol
You: our intrance phrase is
You: PYlons.
Stranger: ;o
You: lol
You: You: Pylons
You: wee need moar
Stranger: BUILD MORE FARMS
You: pylons!
You: NEED MOAR!
Stranger: FARMS, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!
You: NO U
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: nerds
Stranger: think the protos can take the horde
You: :D
You: Totaly
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pylons.
Stranger: huh?
You: PYLONS
You: GOD DAMNIT
You: PLEASE
You: I am dieing!
You: PYLONS!
Stranger: ........better get help
You: ..
You: .I am dead]
You: Thanks alot
You: Asshole.
Stranger: you dont need to inform me of every little thing u know
You: Tee hee.
Stranger: if we are going to be here some time
You: You play steam games?
Stranger: ? what like come play my lord?
You: Wait what?
You: :D
Stranger: wtf is a steam game
You: GMOD
You: Half life.
Stranger: slow down there son
Stranger: what does half life have to do with steam
You: It's video games
Stranger: no... its a first person shooter
Stranger: i have Call of Dutryy Modern Warfare
Stranger: because my brother has it
Stranger: and i bought it
Stranger: and now i play with my brother
Stranger: play hard
You: :D
You: I am going to win
Stranger: no because i sleep with my laptop on by my bed in case the world ends
Stranger: ill be able to google it
Stranger: which means its mainly a question of whose internet hiccups first
You: :D
You: FUCK
Stranger: fuck fuck
Stranger: yeah now its getting hot
Stranger: gay fucking
You: :D
You: I am going to win!
Stranger: winning is for losers
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i just had better conversation
Stranger: than u could ever dream up
Stranger: You: PYLONS
You: we need more pylons
Stranger: my sister has a cancer
You: ...
You: what kind
Stranger: ZOMBIE CANCER
You: O FUCK
You: FUCK FUCK
Stranger: we must run
Stranger: You: WHERE FUCKING WHERe
Stranger: we will survive
You: zombies always get everywhere and u know why
You: no
You: noone lives
Stranger: i promise you
Stranger: You: you know why
You: cause someone always gets bitten
You: and they go like
You: dont kill him yet..
You: wait til he turns
You: or like..
You: they struggle and go like
You: "im not sure hes infected"
You: and thats HOW THAT SHIT
You: SPREADS
You: if someone is even suspected of a bite
You: u gotta double tap
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: You: so your sister
Stranger: your serious arent you
You: has got to go
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: nothing is more serious than zombies
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: lol
Stranger: thats going in facebook
Stranger: pwn
Stranger: omg just now when i changed windows i accidentally clicked disconnect
Stranger: goopd thing they have that rerally button
You: :O
You: I will not give up
Stranger: you still here
Stranger: thats funny
You: DISSCONNECT
PLEASE!
You: I have 0 battery
You: Need to save the log!
You: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are lying
Stranger: to get out of a window
Stranger: so you can go back to porn
Stranger: i win and pwn
Stranger: bnyeb bye now
You: :D
You: :D
You: I WIN!
You: MUAHDUAHD
You: DISCONNECT
You: PLESAE
You: LOLLOLOLOLOLO
Stranger: i dont disconnect
Stranger: im the uber troll
You: DO IT
You: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
o
You: D
akdoakd
You: adkaokd
You: adkoa
You: d
Stranger: im the kind of troll all the trollies wanna be like
You: NOW!
You: PLEas
You: D:
You: Fine
You: You win
You: Faggot.
You: Disconnect.
Stranger: phew
You: :O
You: DISCONNECT
You: NOW
You: Fine
Stranger: You: go away
Stranger: i cant c
Stranger: no u
You: look
Stranger: allaaaah
Stranger: holy hell
Stranger: its happenin AGAIN
You: :O
You: Bai
You: bai
You: gai
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/\ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/%5C)
You: For cool gais
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/ (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/)
You: :D
Stranger: this better have boobies
You: :D
You: NO U
You: :D
You: :D

:
You: D:
You: D:
You: :D
You: :D
You: :D
You: ;D;d;

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 27-05-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Jake: gay
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star (=^ω^=): :g
Jake: wut
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star (=^ω^=): :g
Jake: gay
|HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star (=^ω^=): ?
Jake: u

**Black Star blocked Jake**

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 27-05-2010

|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Damn,
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: I made a pretty good fucking backstory for my Monolith Application
|HGN| Pawx: If its not 5 paragraphs, you didnt beat me
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Doesn't matter what the paragraphs.
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: It matters how its told.
|HGN| Pawx: I still wrote more\
|HGN| Pawx: BITCH
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Doesn't matter,
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Either its interesting
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Or boring
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Mine is pretty interesting.
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: (It was so good I even reread it to make sure everything is well placed_
|HGN| Pawx: You do Realize Rouge is a Stalker character..
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: No
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Thats Ghost
|HGN| Pawx: No ROuge is the Mono Survivor
|HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: SON OF A BITCH!
|HGN| Pawx: LOL
|HGN| Pawx: QUOTED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 27-05-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
8:40 PM - |HGN| Pawx: Ima rape your Mono
8:40 PM - Turk: :D
8:40 PM - |HGN| Pawx: Ima rape her till SHE BLEEDS
8:40 PM - Turk: no u
8:40 PM - Turk hides
8:40 PM - |HGN| Pawx: Im serious
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx holds up a condom
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx: Dont need this
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx throws it behind him
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx: MUHWAHAHAHA
8:41 PM - Turk: Sya hello to the quotes thread
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx: HAI QU-Shit..
8:41 PM - Turk: :D
8:41 PM - |HGN| Pawx calls a cab and runs
8:42 PM - Turk: Pawxs wants to rape me
8:42 PM - |HGN| Pawx: Bro, Its not rape if you like it..
8:42 PM - Turk: afk
8:42 PM - |HGN| Pawx: FUCK YOU
8:55 PM - Turk: heheh
8:55 PM - Turk: Quoted
8:55 PM - |HGN| Pawx: FUCK YOU HOE
8:56 PM - Turk: :D
Turk is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 05-06-2010

Iam having a char on SRP called the Almighty Charplemen with a bounty of 50k on my head xDD

[OOC] [Relentless D] Alien: The Almighty Charpleman is the tou-
rist attraction of the zone, it is protected by the endangere-
d species pact

[OOC] |HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: The Almighty Charplemen is sai-
d to be a Burned God and is lurking the forest's searching fo-
r Roubles to eat.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-06-2010

[a=1][c=46]★Szenti★[/c=50][/a] ♂\_-{[a=6][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]Szentiványi Zsolt[a=2][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]}-_/♂ sagt:
I WOULD CALL MY FRIEND, CAKE, AND THEN HE WOULD COME WITH FURRY TRANQUALITY GROUP, WHICH HAS LIKE 300 FURRIES
TONIGHT WE YIFF IN HELL
Bl★ck Star ⑨ (=^ω^=) ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ sagt:
DDDd
[a=1][c=46]★Szenti★[/c=50][/a] ♂\_-{[a=6][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]Szentiványi Zsolt[a=2][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]}-_/♂ sagt:
I'm almost naked.
Bl★ck Star ⑨ (=^ω^=) ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ sagt:
.....
[a=1][c=46]★Szenti★[/c=50][/a] ♂\_-{[a=6][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]Szentiványi Zsolt[a=2][c=46]★[/c=50][/a]}-_/♂ sagt:
What
No, i'm not going to let you see my naked furry body =D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 07-06-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 08-06-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-06-2010

[OOC] |HGN| Kieck: ice cold water ftw
[OOC] |HGN| Le Zombie!: Ice cold Coke ftw
[OOC] [Freedom] Ace: Ice cold Sweet Tea ftw.
[OOC] |HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: Warm dick FTW
[OOC] |HGN| Kieck: ice cold dr pepper and vanilla cola, quoted,
ftw

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 11-06-2010

** 'Agent' slowly attempts to put it in it's mouth.
** Seth Junior sucks on it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 11-06-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 17-06-2010

[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: When I was a boy, three fates revealed themselves to me in the form of good fairies.
[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: "We have a destiny for you", they said.
[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: "Either you will have the brains of Einstein on steroids, but the memory of an elephant.... or you will become the perfect soldier."
[Freedom] Ace: Hooded Dutyer: So which one did you choose?
[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: *Scratches head*
[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: ....
[Freedom] Ace: Hooded Dutyer: ....
[Freedom] Ace: Exoskeleton Dutyer: Unfortunately, I can't remember.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 18-06-2010

WARNING: Can be graphic to some children.

[OOC] |HGN| Ping-Pong: I HAVE MY CUNT OUT FOR YOU, STICK YOUR
PRICK IN
[OOC] |HGN| Pawx: wat

wat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 23-06-2010

*Alley is now playing "Midget Cuff-Breaking Beta"*
Afromana: That game is hard, people even say its impossible to break those cuffs
Alley: i still haven't
Alley: been playing since 2 weeks
Alley: it's hard
Afromana: Oh well, keep on trying little midget, maybe you should try to climb up the lamppost if you ever get loose
Alley: good idea

(Also, for those who care, Alley was the french guy who introduced himself and dissepeared, seeing it was mentioned earlier)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ace of Hearts on 28-06-2010

[OOC] Solarius: a child? (pedobear approaches)
Player |HGN| Pawx has joined the game.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: commanthe2 on 29-06-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 29-06-2010

Yesterday on HGN Teamspeak

Last Exile: Ya know, If people ask why the new SRP map doesn't come out, I'll tell them to blame you, cause Iam playing with you now Re5 instead of making the Map.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 29-06-2010

Seth Gecko: Take me. Hugo.
[OOC] violetlistenstripe: Taskbar. Should the tranq effects ha-
ve worn off by now?
Thomas 'Numb' Creed | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: That
Hugo'Maitre'Vamio: it wont work..
Thomas 'Numb' Creed | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: Was gay
Hugo'Maitre'Vamio: We need a woman.
[OOC] Mrtaskerrrrrrr: Probably.
** Erin Riebel Steps infront of Seth
Seth Gecko | Mrtaskerrrrrrr [LOOC]: LOL

Oh really now?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 30-06-2010

|HGN|RG4 And Hobbes:Pawxers gimme your boxers so I eat your coxers

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 01-07-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 06-07-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 09-07-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 09-07-2010

Killabreu:Yeah I take blood thinners every time I masturbate my dick falls off.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 11-07-2010

Ping-Pong: Alright, it all starts with me hitting you across the face with a giant dildo, then, you will fall down, a giant dildo mark on your face. Then, I will bend you over a burning hot stove, pulling down your pants and tying a rope around your neck, the other end of the rope is attached to a bucket of gasoline. Then, I will pull down your underwear, and thrust my enormous chode deep into your rectum until you bleed.
|HGN| U.N. Owen was Bl☆ckStar: You silly, You still forgot the quantum harmonizer in the rectum zone

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 12-07-2010

Monday, July 12, 2010
5:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong yawns, sitting on your lap.
5:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong starts to demand things, calling you fat and not so jolly.
5:45 PM - Crimzon_Reaper gets a boner. "Oh hi."
5:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL
5:46 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: Now, this is what has happened to the Mall Santa.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Welek on 13-07-2010

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pls help me before pawx rapes me

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 14-07-2010

From: *Me*@gmail.com [mailto:*me*]
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:27 PM
To: Robin Walker
Subject: TF2 Website changing

Hi

I'm currently monitoring some TF2 pages with my Page Monitor, Including the Engineer update page and blog area.
And according to page monitor, these sites change multiple times once a day (About 5-6 times, depending on how many times I mark as read)

I was wondering what causes this, cause when I ask for what is changed, It wont tell me properly what.
Is it something minor maybe? cause I cant find it.

Thanks for reading
- Afromana

Robin Walker:

We're monitoring you monitoring us.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 18-07-2010

[ADMIN] |HGN-STSV| Alucard: Yes they kept a boat in a warehou-
se, that they polished daily with dreams of winning the rigat-
a.
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSV| Alucard: Shit no they did not have a boat.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 19-07-2010

19 July 2010
21:48 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: http://store.steampowered.com/app/15140/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/15140/) GOTY
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH MY FUCKING GOD
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: DOGZ2 IS OUT?!?!?!?
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: I THOUGHT ITS STILL NOT OUT
21:49 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Lol I dunno
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: OHMG
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: i haz catz hamserz horsez
21:49 - |HGN| Szenti: rawr
21:49 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: ARE YOU PLAYING ALIEN SWORM
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: JA WOHL, KOMMANDANT
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: ICH WILL.
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: After 1 hours 10 mins.
21:50 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Jawesome
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah, Jigsawsome.
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: BTW
21:50 - |HGN| Szenti: Pony Friend 2 is also cool.
21:51 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: wot
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Pony Friend 2
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Its from EIDOS
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: And its another great game
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: You can clean your horse's penis.
21:51 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: Torrenting
21:51 - |HGN| Szenti: Ja wohl, Offizer.
21:52 - |HGN| Szenti: You know, this worths a quote, so I'm going up on the forums.
21:52 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: What part
21:53 - |HGN| Szenti: The WHALE
21:53 - |HGN| Szenti: Whole*
21:53 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: O I see
21:53 - |HGN|Zstan -Autism: THESE FUCKING CINNAMON THINGS ARE SO DELCIOUS GODDAMN FUCK

-

20 July 2010
01:10 - Raxx: wanna fund my gambling addiction?
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: Ja wohl, Offizer Raxx.
01:11 - Raxx: Send money on paypal
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 1. I don't have PayPal.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 2. I don't have money.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 3. I don't have a bank card.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 4. U penis.
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 5. I haz ur caxi
01:11 - |HGN| Szenti: 6. So you pay.
01:11 - Raxx: it died tho
01:12 - |HGN| Szenti revived it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 20-07-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 20-07-2010

|HGN| Szenti: WOW
|HGN| Szenti: I JUST SO FUCKING FAILED
|HGN| Szenti: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol?
|HGN| Szenti: OHH GOD
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCKING GOD
|HGN| Goose ÿ: What
|HGN| Goose ÿ: ?
|HGN| Szenti: FUCKING SHITTY BUTTFUCKED ASSHOLE SATAN AND GOD
|HGN| Szenti: So.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: You did what now
|HGN| Szenti: You know well
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Szenti: On Chernobyle
|HGN| Szenti: DUTY had one of the corner base
|HGN| Szenti: And you remember when it got bombed nope?
|HGN| Goose ÿ: yup
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Szenti: I had my female character, Krissina.
|HGN| Szenti: Who you raped like 3 times
|HGN| Szenti: Lol
|HGN| Szenti: So
|HGN| Goose ÿ: 2
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: Before I joined to
|HGN| Szenti: Lol
|HGN| Szenti: To DUTY
|HGN| Szenti: I was a Merc. with her
|HGN| Szenti: and I got a task from Ravanger
|HGN| Goose ÿ: raped then
|HGN| Szenti: To get DUTY documents
|HGN| Szenti: And well
|HGN| Szenti: I just got them
|HGN| Szenti: And handed it to Rav
|HGN| Szenti: I got like 50 RU's
|HGN| Goose ÿ: isnt she dead
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMFAO
|HGN| Szenti: And after that
|HGN| Szenti: A few days
|HGN| Szenti: I joined DUTY
|HGN| Szenti: And DUTY got bombed
|HGN| Szenti: AND IT WAS FUCKING CAUSED BY ME
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LOLOLOLOL
|HGN| Szenti: AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
|HGN| Szenti: I REALISED IT NOW
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMFAO
|HGN| Szenti: AFTER FUCKING MONTHS
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Nice
|HGN| Szenti: So, I caused so fucking much drama lololol.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lololol
|HGN| Goose ÿ: should make another char like dat
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Just to cause shit
|HGN| Szenti: And to rape her
|HGN| Szenti: Lol.
|HGN| Szenti: He lost her virginity like 17 times
|HGN| Szenti: To like 7 different person
|HGN| Szenti: Lol.
|HGN| Szenti: I'm going to tell this to Dug too
|HGN| Szenti: I'm interested in that, what he's going to say
|HGN| Szenti: I still remember
|HGN| Szenti: How much he ICly suffered
|HGN| Szenti: Caused by that bombing
|HGN| Szenti: If he ICly would know it, but he won't
|HGN| Szenti: He would beat and rape Krissina lololol.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lmfao
|HGN| Goose ÿ: What is wrong with this sentance
|HGN| Goose ÿ: |HGN| Szenti: He lost her virginity like 17 time
|HGN| Szenti: lol
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Szenti: FAIL
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: LOLOLOLOL.
|HGN| Szenti: I think
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Now scroll on up and read for teh lulz
|HGN| Szenti: xD
|HGN| Goose ÿ: lol
|HGN| Szenti: I think
|HGN| Szenti: That
|HGN| Szenti: That Lost virginity 17 times
|HGN| Szenti: Since thats impossible
|HGN| Szenti: Cause losing virginity is only possible to do one time.
|HGN| Goose ÿ: Very good now there is one other thing
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCK
|HGN| Szenti: I WROTE
|HGN| Szenti: HER
|HGN| Szenti: LOL
|HGN| Goose ÿ: He and She are diffrent genders
|HGN| Szenti: AND NOT HE
|HGN| Goose ÿ: LMAO
|HGN| Szenti: Wait
|HGN| Szenti: Ohh
|HGN| Szenti: I faild
|HGN| Szenti: OHH FUCK
|HGN| Szenti: LOL

LAter at 9:01pm

|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm ain't going back.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: My cat just got into a fight with another one
|HGN| Szenti -cat: So I jumped out of my window
|HGN| Szenti -cat: But I realised it was closed
|HGN| Szenti -cat: So I went out at the door
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And kicked the shit out of the other ca
|HGN| Szenti -cat: cat*
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Then I realised I kicked to shit MY cat
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And not the other
|HGN| Szenti -cat: But I just really realised that it was the other cat.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: And now i'm going to bet.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Good night.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Wait no
|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm ain't betting shit.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: I'm going to bed.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Night.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Bai.
|HGN| Szenti -cat: Cutie <3
|HGN| Szenti -cat is now Offline.

Wut...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 22-07-2010

Quote
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: you could fart in an an-
omolie and make an artifact for all you know.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: I'm rding
a snork right now.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: It's best to just leave
it while it's somewhat reasonable.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: How do you
explain that?
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: I'm HALF C-
ONTROLLER and AND BLOODSUCKER!
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: No RG4. You're half
retard and half Redneck.
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: Your logic
fails blake.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: Just put a door ins-
tead of windows.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: kay?
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: i don't see any point.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: /me begins to spin
upside down
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: It's fine the way it is.
Rhode | |HGN-STTA| Longlostblake [LOOC]: Dooorrrrrrr... Also
RG4 removed your windows
Leonyd Mikhail | |HGN|RG4ORDR Mowing Lawn [LOOC]: wat window-
s.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: fuck off rg.
'Claymore' | |HGN| Rook/DTRZ [LOOC]: he's always doing that

I actually removed the windows whilst RG4 watched me do it... ROFL.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 24-07-2010

I'm half controller and bloodsucker while riding a snork through the zone

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 28-07-2010

08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: So.
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: When I start Virtual DJ
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: I GET A FUCKING HARDWARE MALFUNCTION
08:21 - Szenti [GMUR]: And a blue screen
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: And I have to restart my computer.
08:22 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: Your PC is entertainin
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: For the first time I could start it.
08:22 - Szenti [GMUR]: Nonononono, others had this problem too
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Now
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: If I dissappear
08:43 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: You failed
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Its caused by Virtual DJ.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: YES
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: And I'm kicking my TV off.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: Even if my computer sucks.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: So.
08:43 - Szenti [GMUR]: BRB.
08:44 - Szenti [GMUR] Clicks on Virtual DJ.exe
Szenti [GMUR] is now Offline.
08:44 - Afromana[Who needs sleep?]: Hohoho

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 29-07-2010

This, this is how stupid people are, I lol'd. CRY MOAR STALKERS.

'Galileo': Tell me, Stalker, what if I called you fat?
'Galileo': What would you have told me?
Skull: To say it agian.
'Galileo': Uhuh, and if I did?
Skull: We would both shoot you.
'Galileo': Okay...
Skull: Including my boss.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Radek on 29-07-2010

|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's more like.. Co co lead.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: But yea
//Rebel.41-7204: lol co-lead makes me feel better.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: xD
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Sure, we can call it that.
//Rebel.41-7204: lol.
//Rebel.41-7204: and i get forum mod to so i can keep da' roster upto date :P
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Well.. I guess i can fix that.
//Rebel.41-7204: whatcha mean?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: That i can talk to some guys
//Rebel.41-7204: about what!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK: I got some guys that can take care of you're.. Problem.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Dont worry.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It will be clean.
//Rebel.41-7204: lol i don't have a problem xD
//Rebel.41-7204: Paints giving me it once his fatass gets on da' forums.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Dont worry they will clean up the mess.
//Rebel.41-7204: good.
//Rebel.41-7204: Btw, how the hell can you guys afford to pay for all those mercs!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK: You want the head planted in or infront of his bead?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: bed*
//Rebel.41-7204: in
//Rebel.41-7204: Make it look like an accident.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Sure, will do.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Doom will never see it comming.
//Rebel.41-7204 nods.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Takes on a scientist coat and stands next to a window
|HGN-STSA|TMK Starts laughing as the lighting strike down in the back ground making him loom really evil
|HGN-STSA|TMK: MOhahahahahahahahahaha
|HGN-STSA|TMK: I'm evilz.
//Rebel.41-7204 takes a step to the side.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Waves in his generic henchmen.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Feed him to the sharkmonkeys!!
|HGN-STSA|TMK Pushes a button as the Generic henchmen grabs rebel and drags him to the now uopen Sharkmonkey cage.
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: is it under water?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Yea, with a tree in the middle
//Rebel.41-7204 laughs. Hes cuban, for he can swim away.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Closes the cage as Rebel get's thrown in and the Sharkmonkeys start Tossing poo at him,'
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's a closed off cage
|HGN-STSA|TMK: A CAGE
//Rebel.41-7204: FUCK
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Cant swim away
//Rebel.41-7204 swims in circles?
|HGN-STSA|TMK Orders the Sharkmonkeys to attack with the help of the parrotsquids!
|HGN-STSA|TMK Looks at the Sharkmonkeys riding the Parrot squids and vielding sworddogs as weapons.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: You shall die!!
//Rebel.41-7204: o_O
//Rebel.41-7204 uses noclip, and simply moves outside of the cage.
|HGN-STSA|TMK bans Rebel from life.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Perma bans Rebel from life.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: MOHAHAHAHA
//Rebel.41-7204: :S
//Rebel.41-7204 looks outside his window, and see's a giant Ban sign.
//Rebel.41-7204 shrugs.
//Rebel.41-7204: Never went outside anyways.
|HGN-STSA|TMK Presses another button.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: *You're internet shuts down*
//Rebel.41-7204: >:C
|HGN-STSA|TMK: *Everything in you're home shuts down expect a really annoying pink mechanical dog that does nothing but bark a little then a really crappy backflip.
//Rebel.41-7204 takes a deep breath in...
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|HGN-STSA|TMK: xD
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Night mate, have fun with the dog
//Rebel.41-7204: Ah, your going?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: It's 5 am ere
|HGN-STSA|TMK: yea
//Rebel.41-7204: pfft, loser.
|HGN-STSA|TMK: First i need to quote this.
//Rebel.41-7204: I'll be up there to tuck you in alright?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Epic
//Rebel.41-7204: lol which part?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: From the co leader part
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Were the fack is the quote thing
//Rebel.41-7204: hm.
//Rebel.41-7204: Did you try looking harder?
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Did you try not getting killed by Sharkmonkeys?
//Rebel.41-7204: yeah
//Rebel.41-7204: and i didn't get killed :D
|HGN-STSA|TMK: Did you have fun with your pink dog?
//Rebel.41-7204: oh
//Rebel.41-7204: i dismantled it
//Rebel.41-7204: and uesd it to create a weak internet signal
//Rebel.41-7204: which im using to talk to you.
|HGN-STSA|TMK PResses a button, it rebuilds itself and now starts looping never gonna give you up.
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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//Rebel.41-7204: v
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
//Rebel.41-7204: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
** This conversation got out of hand..**

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 31-07-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Zstan on 31-07-2010

Quote from: Last.Exile on 31-07-2010
|HGN| Zstan: Ask someone who just got their first kiss anything
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: lol...
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: what was he like
|HGN| Zstan: awesome'
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Dev-break: I win

I ejaculated in my pants.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragon on 02-08-2010

Some shit that I caught in Omegle, just like fishing...

Code Select

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: sup
You: nothin
Stranger: cool
You: just arrived from somewhere, i hate flying..
Stranger: oh O.O me2 it scares me
You: no idea where I am, looks like the middle of nowhere.
Stranger:   oh
Stranger: I HAS TO GO ME RETADED thj

Oh the joy of the internet.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 05-08-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 08-08-2010

.Szenti.: Progressive Tech House 2010[/url]].Szenti.: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAickFBrP4#normal]Progressive Tech House 2010[/url]
(ftp://ftp://://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAickFBrP4#normal)
.Szenti.: No.
.Szenti.: And
.Szenti.: What the hell is the
.Szenti.: Nevermind
.Szenti.: Wanna buy Batman Porn Parody DVD?
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: POPTART
.Szenti.: its only 20$.
.Szenti.: *wink*wink*
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: jesus christ
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: rip off
.Szenti.: Power Puff Girls Porn?
.Szenti.: Mickey Mouse Porn?
.Szenti.: I have everything.
.Szenti.: You know.
.Szenti.: This can't leave this chat window
.Szenti.: Not even to HGN's Quotes Thread
.Szenti.: This is information
.Szenti.: And the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. Can't see this.
.Szenti.: Noone.
.Szenti.: I'm importing and exporting stuffs
.Szenti.: Like Mickey Mouse porn, etc.
.Szenti.: Dildos.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
.Szenti.: You know.
.Szenti.: So.
.Szenti.: These days, I cannot trust in anyone.
.Szenti.: But you.
.Szenti.: I trust in you.
.Szenti.: I just bombed DUTY caused by oyu.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท Sends it to quote thread.
.Szenti.: So I REALLY trust in you
.Szenti. Is looking at the forums rapeing ALT+F4
.Szenti.: F5*
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
.Szenti.: Damn
.Szenti.: I ran out of my drink
.Szenti.: So its time to drink
.Szenti.: Nestea.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: QUOTED
.Szenti.: Never.
.Szenti.: I know who are you
.Szenti.: Where you live
.Szenti.: How big is your penis
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lololol
.Szenti.: How fat is your ass
.Szenti.: How slutty your nose is.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I am put my cossack in you
.Szenti.: WHAT
.Szenti.: YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT COSSACKS
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: COcksucks
.Szenti.: I'M GOING TO GET MY WHITE HORSE, MY SWORD AT THIS SECONd
.Szenti.: JUST THE SAD THING IS THAT
.Szenti.: THAT MY HORSE IS DEAD
.Szenti.: MY SWORD IS BROKEN
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You cant even ride a horse
.Szenti.: AND I'M BLEEDING
.Szenti.: OHH FUCK
.Szenti.: YES I CAN
.Szenti.: ONCE I RIDED A PONY
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: lol
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I own horses
.Szenti.: AND MY MOTHER PUSHED A CIGARETTE IN MY HAND
.Szenti.: NO YOU DON'T
.Szenti.: you haz no penis.
.Szenti.: www.goatse.fr (http://www.goatse.fr)
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You haz a vagina
.Szenti.: www.blakeizgaylwraieotkjqiao.co.cc (http://www.blakeizgaylwraieotkjqiao.co.cc)
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: That is your asshole lol
.Szenti.: No
.Szenti.: Its yours
.Szenti.: :D
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: QUOTED
.Szenti.: No
.Szenti.: You didn't.
.Szenti.: Its stillnot quoted.
.Szenti.: I checked it
.Szenti.: And its just not quoted
.Szenti.: YOU NKWAORETJK
.Szenti.: OMFG
.Szenti.: WATER IS NOW PLAYING GARRY'S MOD
.Szenti.: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: No stop sending me yo shitty remixez
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: I iz to high to understand
.Szenti.: Wanna die
.Szenti.: WANT TO DIE
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: what those loud nosies are
.Szenti.: Yeah, your too high
.Szenti.: To even be able to copy+c
.Szenti.: And copy+v
.Szenti.: and put on headset
.Szenti.: AND SHAKE YOUR BODY SHAKE YOUR WOW
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: You can coyp and paste shit?
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: holy shit
.Szenti.: /dance.
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: /Stop sending me remixes of your gay porn video with Alucard
.Szenti.: LOL QUOTED
|HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท: Since you left hgn to be with your lover.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mangoman on 09-08-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
9:29 PM - |HGN| Mango: The new name.....
9:29 PM - |HGN| Mango: im scared
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Trololoollololok
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: l*
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: If only you saw the other avatar I had before this one
9:30 PM - |HGN| Mango: you just corrected a lol...
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Not the one that looks like borat
9:30 PM - |HGN| Mango: o
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I put another one up before this.
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: So what's wrong with my name.
9:30 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: (Pedo feac)
9:31 PM - |HGN| Mango: Cs- what is this shit, Dragonfag- sounds gay, pimp- lies
9:31 PM - |HGN| Mango: :3
9:31 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Lol
9:32 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: cS is the name of a clan I'm a super admin in.
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: ....
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: Clan
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: >_>
9:32 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And DragonFag is something left for further discussion.
9:32 PM - |HGN| Mango: :/
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Problem, mango?
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: CLAN
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: <_<
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Group*
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I meant group
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: :D
9:33 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Clan is what I thought of at the time :P
9:33 PM - |HGN| Mango: tsk tsk
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: To many times have I heard that word.
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Tis the coming of heraldy.
9:34 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: So hows Huge gonherea niggers?
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: FFS
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: negroid
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Can't spell an STD
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: How's HGN?
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: Fine
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Anything interesting happening?
9:35 PM - |HGN| Mango: AIDS
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Or is it just the same old dictator ship
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Ahh...
9:35 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The fourth coming of aids.
9:36 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I have foreseen such a heretical act by the negroid populace.
9:37 PM - |HGN| Mango: I've heard od a prophecy, that whispers from the land Of the chicken of kentucky
9:37 PM - |HGN| Mango: That a hero will rise to vanquish it
9:37 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I wonder who could surmise the rhaw powah to rise to KFC
9:38 PM - |HGN| Mango: it was foretold by the leaders of kool-aid, arch-bishop Freeman
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Such a high stature..
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: By the way
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Does this sound Like I wrote it?
9:38 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hitler was an idiot, he shouldn't have fucked around that way, he was to much of an idiot to realize that he got the attention of a secret area in Africa known as "Oggwandango" the Oggwandangoins didn't like Hitler, not one bit, so to deal with him they sent out one of the "National squad of notorious niggers." Or "NNN" for short, you think Hitler suicided in his bunker? Oh no, that was the work of the NNN, they where armed with Melons and Aids, the Wehrmacht stood almost no chance, not even there most deadliest machines could stop one NNN member. If only Hitler knew what he was getting into.
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: Well 2 things
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: Yes it does
9:39 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: What
9:39 PM - |HGN| Mango: and hitler wasnt an idiot >_>
9:39 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And?
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Yes, he was, how dare he mess around.
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: If only he knew of the dangers
9:40 PM - |HGN| Mango: The oggwandangites shoulda respeced his authoritay
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: No they shouldn't have.
9:40 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The oggwandangites are of the highest authoritah
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: There part of the high council of the imperium of mankind
9:41 PM - |HGN| Mango: Arch-Bishop Freeman heralds from the lands of Oggwandia
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: There technology was far superior to Hitler's stupid werhmatch bullshit
9:41 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Aids is the perfect wepon.
9:41 PM - |HGN| Mango: How could they convey the semen from them to hitlers prime asshole
9:42 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: They did not use the aids against hitler, they used the ultimate power of the melon.
9:42 PM - |HGN| Mango: But hitler kne never to walk within 50 feet of a melon, or negroid man
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hitler must have not have taken' his pills that morning.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Therefor
9:43 PM - |HGN| Mango: Right, he took them later to commit suicide
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: He has forgoten his rules.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: No.
9:43 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: The NNN killed him with there melons.
9:44 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You sir, are incompetent.
9:44 PM - |HGN| Mango: The nnn could pass through the 1940 negroid prohibition act
9:45 PM - |HGN| Mango: which directed their power into a single spot, ripping the time-space conflux
9:45 PM - |HGN| Mango: Birthing Obama
9:45 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Exactly, how you come across this information, is unkown, and most likely forbidden.
9:45 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You must have offered your male prostitution skills towards one of the Council members.
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Most likely in the form of a...
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: BJ
9:46 PM - |HGN| Mango: Exactly, the only way to transfer Oggwanian knowledge is through mouth to penis contact
9:46 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Hmm...
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I must consult the council with this.
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: In the form of a BJ
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: A mass.
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: BJ
9:47 PM - |HGN| Mango: You have my blessing
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Thank you brother.
9:47 PM - |HGN| Mango does the ceremonial penis-shake
9:47 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag Shares in the ceremonial penis shake.
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Farewell brother.
9:48 PM - |HGN| Mango: Farewell, may Oggwand shine brightly on your travels
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: And to you the mother of Oggwand share her loving warmth, of..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Fertleness..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Uhh..
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Kthxbai
9:48 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag Runs off
9:49 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: I fucked lol'd
9:49 PM - |HGN| Mango: I lol fucked
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: fuck I lol'd
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: lol'd I fucked
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Lol'd fucked I
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: I dekcuf d'lol
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
9:50 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: End of.
9:50 PM - |HGN| Mango: fap fap fap
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Go post this somewhere on HGN's qoute thread.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Or in it's own thread.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Name
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Ity
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: it*
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: Fail.
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: By PimpmasterJ, AKA dragonfag.
9:51 PM - |HGN| Mango: Only if you tell me i'm purdy
9:51 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: You are ma' nigga, you are purdy.
9:51 PM - |HGN| Mango: PEACE TO OGGWANDIA
9:52 PM - cS | PimpmasterJ DragonFag: PEACE MY FRIEND.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 09-08-2010

|HGN| Kieck: Give me a sitrep.
|HGN| Doomburger: Lolno
|HGN| Doomburger: That's my job.
|HGN| Kieck: I AM FIELD MARSHAL
|HGN| Kieck: SO SHUT UP
|HGN| Kieck: AND GIVE ME A SITREP
|HGN| Doomburger: NIGGER.
|HGN| Doomburger: NO.
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE.
|HGN| Kieck: SHUT UP REDSKIN
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE, BITCH.
|HGN| Kieck: SAY SHUT UP
|HGN| Kieck: FAGGOT
|HGN| Doomburger: SAY PLEASE.
|HGN| Kieck: Give me a sitreplease.
|HGN| Kieck: HERE
|HGN| Kieck: HAPPY NOW
|HGN| Doomburger: Sitreplease?
|HGN| Doomburger: DEFINE.
|HGN| Kieck: Sitrep please
|HGN| Doomburger: Well.
-cut due to Doom taking offense.-
|HGN| Doomburger: Now we're quite a bit more active and for some reason everyone in mili and his/her mother has a -bleep-.
|HGN| Kieck: WAT
|HGN| Kieck: -bleep- EVERYONE !?
|HGN| Doomburger: We have a shitload of them.
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| Kieck: maybe they will have SVD dicks now ?
|HGN| Doomburger: Actually.
|HGN| Doomburger: A junior sergeant found an SVD in the swamp.
|HGN| Doomburger: ...with ammo next to it...
|HGN| Kieck: and what
|HGN| Kieck: he put it next to his balls ?
|HGN| Doomburger: ...I SUPPOSE HE DID.
|HGN| Kieck: LOL
|HGN| Kieck: ALSO
|HGN| Doomburger: I MEAN
|HGN| Doomburger: THESE PEOPLE TRY TO GET BLOWJOBS FROM BLOODSUCKERS
|HGN| Doomburger: WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT
|HGN| Kieck: REALLY !?
|HGN| Doomburger: YES
|HGN| Kieck: quoted

|HGN| Doomburger: Do me a favor.
|HGN| Doomburger: Remove the top part.
|HGN| Doomburger: No, not your shirt.
|HGN| Doomburger: The text.
|HGN| Kieck: sure
|HGN| Kieck: quoted !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 09-08-2010

10. august 2010
01:13 - lmrlopez909: You have heard about portal 2 right?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mikhail on 10-08-2010

12:36 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: lost internet
12:37 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: it always does it right when i fucking sit down
12:37 AM - King of TSRP, Mikhail: it was perfectly fine when my wife was on 10 minutes ago
12:37 AM - MyndPhreak: Loose cable on the seat?
12:38 AM - MyndPhreak: Maybe your ass is so fat, the act of sitting creates a pressure wave which in return knocks out the internet grid

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-08-2010

[OOC] |HGN| Mango: What is everyone asking?
[OOC] |HGN| Kieck: for sex or cheeseburger
[OOC] [HGN] Arex©: Actualy, Kieck got it right

Did we not know about something Arex ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 14-08-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 16-08-2010

13:38 - |HGN|Arex©: Ares
13:38 - |HGN|Arex©: Arex* damn spelled my own nickname wrong

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 18-08-2010

|HGN| Doomburger: Grant me a wish.
|HGN| Kieck: sure
|HGN| Kieck: what wish
|HGN| Doomburger: I want a swimming pool full of women in my office.
|HGN| Kieck: alright
|HGN| Kieck talks to the Wish Granter, and a pool appears in Doom's office, sadly with ugly women.
|HGN| Doomburger: ....
|HGN| Doomburger: I WANT A REFUND
|HGN| Kieck: alright
|HGN| Kieck talks to the Wish Granter, and the pool disappears.
|HGN| Doomburger: I don't see my refund...but now I have women stuck in the floor because the pool vanished...
|HGN| Kieck: *Women vanish too.*
|HGN| Doomburger: ...well, shit.
|HGN| Kieck: now whats your wish
|HGN| Doomburger: Hmm
|HGN| Doomburger: I wish for 100 more wishes.
|HGN| Kieck talks to WG, but he denies and asks for a wish.
|HGN| Doomburger: FFFFF
|HGN| Doomburger: I give up.
|HGN| Doomburger: I'll save it for later.
|HGN| Kieck: just ask for sexy women in a pool
|HGN| Doomburger: No, you'll twist it horribly somehow.
|HGN| Doomburger: Like...they would all have dicks
|HGN| Kieck: just ask
|HGN| Kieck: no
|HGN| Kieck: sexy mean non-transvestite
|HGN| Doomburger: I won't dare...
|HGN| Kieck: at least for you
|HGN| Doomburger: Now let me go fix something.
|HGN| Kieck: JUST ASK FOR THE SAME WISH
|HGN| Kieck: WITH SEXY WOMEN
|HGN| Kieck: JUsT ASK
|HGN| Kieck: JESUS
|HGN| Kieck: WHATS SO HARD
|HGN| Kieck: IN THAT
|HGN| Kieck: ILL MAKE SURE YOULL HAVE A POOL
|HGN| Kieck: SEXY WOMEN
|HGN| Kieck: I TALKED TO WISH GRANTER
|HGN| Doomburger: .
|HGN| Kieck: IT WONT TWIST THE WISH HORRIBLY
|HGN| Doomburger: K gief pewl wit sexy wemen.
|HGN| Kieck talks to the WG, and a pool with sexy women appear, sadly somebody shitted into it and it's closed for maintenace for 1 month.
|HGN| Doomburger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|HGN| Kieck: dont worry
|HGN| Kieck: youll get it back in a month
|HGN| Kieck: itll be better !
|HGN| Kieck: going
|HGN| Kieck: bai
|HGN| Doomburger: Kbai

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ace of Hearts on 18-08-2010

|HGN|Buck: I think.
|HGN|Buck: Whatever factions we go to.
|HGN|Buck: We should stick together like Yar and Ashot.
Ace: 'We'? What is this 'we'?
Ace: You cling to me like glue.
|HGN|Buck: Ya.
Ace: And that is because...?
|HGN|Buck: BECAUSE IM A HOMOSEXUAL AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knew it all along.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 18-08-2010

Yup yup yup.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 18-08-2010

|HGN| Ping-Pong: *Link to a faggotory link in which has many ejaculating penises*
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: wat is it. its loading
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Son
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: WAIT
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Just wait
|HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: FUCK YOU
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: EWWWW
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: OH GOD
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: OH GOD
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: I SHOLD HAVE READ IT
Manroyzinglek-PongSinBuckGoose: DO NOT WANT

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 19-08-2010

|HGN| Ping-Pong licks your ear lobe. "Because... I am here... FOR THE FUCKING LULZ."

Damn you Ping-Pong...Damn fucking you.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 22-08-2010

|HGN| Ping-Pong pops her neck infront of Nikolai Yurdansky, she then unsheathes her Trench Knife, spinning it for a few seconds, she runs up to the Colonel and punches him across the face with the knuckled Knife, cramming the knife into his Stomach, ripping upwards to his rib cage, grinning, you see her eyes void of emotion. Her eyes twinkle within the white sea of her eyes. Smiling, she rips the knife out of him, cramming her hand into the wound, she rips out his heart, laughing at him as it is still connected to him, as the heart beats in her hand, she kicks the Colonel down to his knees, the heart's connection tears apart. Laughing she squeezes the still beating heart above her mouth, drinking the blood.
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: WTF

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 22-08-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: BTW
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Do you lift weights
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: WIth your penis?
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: yeah
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: I can lift 1,5KG-s with my penis when I have an erection.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :D
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: wat
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: I do 5 xD
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :O
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: hahahhaha
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: You must haz big penis
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: I shall see.
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: 15.4 cm
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And its strooong
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :3
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Mine is 13.9 CMs or around that when I last counted it.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Just I hate that
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: That I'm in school
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: A guy infront of me stands up
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And I get a boner.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And then go and walk out.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Yeah sure.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Lol.
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: looool
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /This shall leave to quotes thread.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /Just an idea.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /:3
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: asd
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: So everyone in HGN will know
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: What we can lift weights with our penises
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :3
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: lol
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Shall I play STALKER
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: or Men of War
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Or sleep?
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :/
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: fuck me
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: because Iam famous
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: OKAY
Szenti.ThY Puppeh flies to you
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /QUOTE DAT SHIT TILL I GET THAER.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 23-08-2010

Alex: And I said, let their be light!
CommisarNitro: And I said, fuck in the dark.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 27-08-2010

|HGN| Ping-Pong: What are your sizes
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: uhm let me check
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: one sec
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: uh dont got a measure band here
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Alright
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Well, first off.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: gonna ask my grandma tomorrow if she has one
|HGN| Ping-Pong: I am going to need you to... Send me a link in English
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: kay
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: http://cgi.ebay.com/Home-Maid-Sissy-Dress-Cosplay-Costume-clothes-/260632406033?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item3caee6e811 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Home-Maid-Sissy-Dress-Cosplay-Costume-clothes-/260632406033?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item3caee6e811)
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: not exactly the same
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: but looks better
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Now...
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Why exactly do you want this?
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: Uhm, It looks hot ?
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: and I like Maid outfits oo
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: *o.O
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: **o.o
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Same
|HGN| Ping-Pong: But, I'd rather be fucking a girl that is WEARING this outfit.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: I mean, it only makes sense.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: yeah
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: but, I can wear that and fuck a Girl in a suit jk
|HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: I just want it
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: =D
|HGN| Ping-Pong is now Away.
|HGN| Ping-Pong is now Online.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Kay
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Well
|HGN| Ping-Pong: That's hot, I guess.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: i kno
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: Iam just making my hair ^^
|HGN| Ping-Pong: K-Kay.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8254/81888576.jpg (http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8254/81888576.jpg)
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: <3
|HGN| Ping-Pong: O.O
|HGN| Ping-Pong: My face.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: It froze.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: And my dick
|HGN| Ping-Pong: It got bigger.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: As a matter of factr
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Hold on

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 27-08-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ace of Hearts on 27-08-2010

Ace: However, I simply must sing this.
Ace clears his throat.
Ace: LET US RIDE... TO... CAMELOT!
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): dont make me link you to Stalker Pron.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): be warned
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): it will involve Bloodsuckers.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): and Bandits.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): And monolith.
Ace: We're Knights of the Round Table! We dance whe- Nevermind.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): good thinking.
Ace: ....It's worth it
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): im not talking softcore shit either
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): I'm talking rip n tear.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): baby female bloodsuckers on exo suited monos.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): DO YOU WANT THAT?
Ace: ....
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): DIDNT THINK SO.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 29-08-2010

>>Dark Scar<<: Hello mr taliban cat
|HGN| Kieck: hi
>>Dark Scar<<: You havent been on srp in a while :/
|HGN| Kieck: croatia for like 8 dayz
|HGN| Kieck: new game
|HGN| Kieck: shit makes me inactive
>>Dark Scar<<: lol
>>Dark Scar<<: I just play fallout 3 now
>>Dark Scar<<: And srp occasionaly
|HGN| Kieck: heh
>>Dark Scar<<: Untill my fucking debit card comes so i can actually buy more games
|HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg (http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg)
>>Dark Scar<<: LUL
>>Dark Scar<<: It would be more epic if ther was water in it upto the top
>>Dark Scar<<: so it looked like he was in a Jacuzi
>>Dark Scar<<: That cat wouldent hezitate to drop you
|HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg (http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg)
|HGN| Kieck: also
|HGN| Kieck: quoted
>>Dark Scar<<: I know
>>Dark Scar<<: lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 30-08-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
a fucking magnet: fucking nigger
a fucking magnet: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1283227605910.png (http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1283227605910.png)
|HGN| Ping-Pong throws you at a fucking refrigerator.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 31-08-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 05-09-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 05-09-2010

jake: stan
jake: WILL DDOS U
jake: *FURIOUS TYPING*
|HGN| Pawx: :I
jake: UR SUCH A FAGOT U DESTROYED MY COMMUNITY I WILL MAKE A REVENGE
jake: ~griffen
|HGN| Pawx: LOL
jake: he actually
jake: threatened
jake: that stan will ddos me
jake: then i asked stan about griffen
jake: jake: hey stan do you know griffen
Stan: who
|HGN| Pawx: LOL
|HGN| Pawx: Griffens a faggot
|HGN| Pawx: He tried to make me cyber with him once
|HGN| Pawx: :I
jake: heh
jake: im not surprised
jake: he wanted to add citizen models with bigger tits
jake: in our HL2RP
jake: i was like
jake: dude what
|HGN| Pawx: Oh yeah
|HGN| Pawx: And he wanted to get a naked model of his character
|HGN| Pawx: I was like -_-
|HGN| Pawx: Kids a failure

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 06-09-2010

jake: i can chew bubblegum with my dick
|HGN| Pawx: ...
|HGN| Pawx: What

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 09-09-2010

<20:04:26> "Turkey": 'Pelican' yells "Help me!"
Kristine Orizio says "Your a bad lier you know that"
'Pelican' yells "You bitch, I was just trying to get water."
Kristine Orizio says "Well you got your water."
'Pelican' yells "You and your hal-"
** 'Pelican' picks it up
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Blake thats annoying.
** 'Pelican' throws it.
<20:04:35> "Turkey": (*) [OOC] Lubov Golovuny: kay
** Kristine Orizio shrugs
Kristine Orizio says "Throwing away your water reduces your survival time by about a week."
'Pelican' yells "I will slit your throat."
'Pelican' says "Do you like men?"
Kristine Orizio says "What kind of question is that?"
Kristine Orizio says "Im a woman. Of course i like men."
'Pelican' yells "DO YOU LIKE MEN?!"
'Pelican' says "Do you want to see pictures of men?"
Kristine Orizio says "No."
Kristine Orizio says "I want you to tell the truth."
'Pelican' says "I thought you liked men?"
Kristine Orizio says "I dont like liers."
(o) [OOC] 'Condor': Paychecks yet?
'Pelican' says "You must be one of those lesbian types."
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Nope
Somebody says ""
Kristine Orizio says "Sure whatever you want box boy."
'Pelican' yells "Go finger yourself"
** 'Pelican' unzips his jacket.
** 'Pelican' takes off his shirt and hoodie
** 'Pelican' unbuttons his jeans
** Kristine Orizio throws an empty beer bottel at the man
<20:04:47> "Turkey": ** 'Pelican' drops his pants, Completely naked now.
Kristine Orizio says "Nice show"
** 'Pelican' starts rubbing his titties, Comepletely naked
'Pelican' yells "Nice ass!"
Kristine Orizio says "You could get lots of money for doing this."
Kristine Orizio says "People would gather here just to watch the idiot trapped in the box."
** 'Pelican''s eyes roll back into his head, He falls unconsious

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silence) on 13-09-2010

Quote from: Turkey on 09-09-2010
<20:04:26> "Turkey": 'Pelican' yells "Help me!"
Kristine Orizio says "Your a bad lier you know that"
'Pelican' yells "You bitch, I was just trying to get water."
Kristine Orizio says "Well you got your water."
'Pelican' yells "You and your hal-"
** 'Pelican' picks it up
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Blake thats annoying.
** 'Pelican' throws it.
<20:04:35> "Turkey": (*) [OOC] Lubov Golovuny: kay
** Kristine Orizio shrugs
Kristine Orizio says "Throwing away your water reduces your survival time by about a week."
'Pelican' yells "I will slit your throat."
'Pelican' says "Do you like men?"
Kristine Orizio says "What kind of question is that?"
Kristine Orizio says "Im a woman. Of course i like men."
'Pelican' yells "DO YOU LIKE MEN?!"
'Pelican' says "Do you want to see pictures of men?"
Kristine Orizio says "No."
Kristine Orizio says "I want you to tell the truth."
'Pelican' says "I thought you liked men?"
Kristine Orizio says "I dont like liers."
(o) [OOC] 'Condor': Paychecks yet?
'Pelican' says "You must be one of those lesbian types."
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Nope
Somebody says ""
Kristine Orizio says "Sure whatever you want box boy."
'Pelican' yells "Go finger yourself"
** 'Pelican' unzips his jacket.
** 'Pelican' takes off his shirt and hoodie
** 'Pelican' unbuttons his jeans
** Kristine Orizio throws an empty beer bottel at the man
<20:04:47> "Turkey": ** 'Pelican' drops his pants, Completely naked now.
Kristine Orizio says "Nice show"
** 'Pelican' starts rubbing his titties, Comepletely naked
'Pelican' yells "Nice ass!"
Kristine Orizio says "You could get lots of money for doing this."
Kristine Orizio says "People would gather here just to watch the idiot trapped in the box."
** 'Pelican''s eyes roll back into his head, He falls unconsious

:0 what happens next.Lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-09-2010

|HGN| BlackStar: Well
|HGN| BlackStar: Off to visit your Dad
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| Kieck: also
|HGN| Kieck: quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-09-2010

|HGN| Kieck: nightfield called me a newfag once
|HGN| Kieck: and sadly
|HGN| Kieck: he was on the forums much much less time than me
|HGN| Kieck: lol
|HGN| BlackStar: LOL
|HGN| BlackStar: well iam off
|HGN| BlackStar: going to sleep and rape Biheaded Monster Pedal girls
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| BlackStar: nothin
|HGN| BlackStar: just leave
|HGN| Kieck: I gotta quote this

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 13-09-2010

|HGN| BlackStar: Btw
|HGN| BlackStar: Is god Real ?
|HGN| Kieck: its like the question
|HGN| Kieck: do gingers have soul ?
|HGN| BlackStar: lol quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 20-09-2010

(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 20-09-2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010
7:26 PM - Carl: Yarr!
7:26 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god a pirate.
7:27 PM - Carl: Tis be doom hitting my wenches on me mask.
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: An internet pirateer.
7:27 PM - Carl: mast*
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god
7:27 PM - Carl: Yarr
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Its an piragineer
7:27 PM - Carl: I shall hit you with me grog.
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: < . >
7:28 PM - Carl: Walk the plank! Yarrr!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh my god.
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
7:28 PM - Carl: Good?
7:28 PM - Carl: GOOD?
7:28 PM - Carl: YES VERY!
7:28 PM - Carl: YARRR!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: NOOOOOOOO
7:28 PM - Carl: Walk the damn plank, yee skaleewag.
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] cloaks and puts a cardboard pirate mask on.
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] goes behind you.
7:29 PM - Carl: YARR WHERE DID HE GO?
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Ahem....YAAAARRRRR MATEH
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] uncloaks
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] btw.
7:29 PM - Carl: Yarr! Glad to have a fellow crew mate on board.
7:29 PM - Carl: AH!
7:29 PM - Carl: *Startled*
7:30 PM - Carl pokes Doom with his sword.
7:30 PM - Carl: I SAID WALK THE DAMN PLANK!
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: YAAAR I BE DEM PIRATE . . . (things)
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] coughs.
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] nervously adjusts his tie.
7:31 PM - Carl: No yer nawt, joo will have to walk dem plank!
7:31 PM - Carl: YAR!
7:31 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: NO U FGT,
7:31 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] pushes you into the water.
7:31 PM - Carl: (Dude...you're the one on the plank. Im like on the ship...if you push me I cant fall ya prick)
7:31 PM - Carl: GAH
7:31 PM - Carl: Wait.
7:32 PM - Carl: Im nawt in anee water.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Erm.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] cloaks.
7:32 PM - Carl: YAR I SEE YEW!
7:32 PM - Carl: YEE CANT GET AWAY!
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] puts on a differnet pirateer cardboard maks, and gets behind you and cloaks.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: *uncloaks*
7:33 PM - Carl: ...
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: I ment
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: :D
7:33 PM - Carl pushes Doom into the water.
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]also spyly power gamed like a prick
7:33 PM - Carl: YOU CANT FOOL ME TWICE!
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm pulls out a sapper and saps your shit.
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Ship
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: I ment ship
7:33 PM - Carl: YAR
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: not shit
7:33 PM - Carl: MY SHIT
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: LOL
7:33 PM - Carl: SOMEBODY GIVE ME A WRENCH!
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Piragineer.
7:33 PM - Carl grabs a wrench and attempts to hit his shit, smearing it everywhere.
7:34 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: LOL
7:34 PM - Carl: Yar
7:34 PM - Carl: GET SOMEONE HERE TO SCRUB THE POOP DECK!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 22-09-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| BlackStar: *angryface*
|HGN| BlackStar: YOU
|HGN| BlackStar: I DUN FINGER MY ASS IN THE SHOWER
|HGN| Szenti: What.
|HGN| Szenti: I do.
|HGN| Szenti: Always.
|HGN| Szenti: I can push up my whole middle-finger
|HGN| Szenti: I even have an orgasm
|HGN| Szenti: .
|HGN| Szenti: Dot
|HGN| BlackStar: Thats so quoed lol
|HGN| BlackStar: Quoted
|HGN| Szenti: QUOTE IT
|HGN| Szenti: WHO CARES
|HGN| Szenti: YOU GRINGO-BITCH
|HGN| Szenti: I HAVE MUSCLES ON MY PENIS
|HGN| Szenti: I CAN LIFT YOU WITH MY PENIS
|HGN| Szenti: I EVEN BREAK YOUR ARM
|HGN| Szenti: WITH MY
|HGN| Szenti: PENIS

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 22-09-2010

jake: [OOC] 'Crosshair': I got my stories about ya
[OOC] 'Crosshair': Remeber when you were toolguning the Viper 5, well that was Duping
[OOC] 'Crosshair': You picked up the gun..
[OOC] 'Crosshair': And now you suddently have a merc suit oohooo
jake: hmmm
jake: somebody's jealous
|HGN| Pawx: Are you srs playing SRP
|HGN| Pawx: I thought you were a troll
jake: sometimes
jake: im srs
jake: mostly
jake: but
|HGN| Pawx: Lies
jake: nonono
|HGN| Pawx: Dude
|HGN| Pawx: Your not Ceral
jake: wat
|HGN| Pawx: Your
|HGN| Pawx: Not
|HGN| Pawx: Ceral
jake is now Offline.

I win.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-09-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 25-09-2010

[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: Have you ever held an AK?
[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: No
[LOOC] Dukarov Stovsky: Yes, have you?
[LOOC] Dukarov Stovsky: Couse it dosnt seem like that.
[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: You sure as hell havnt if yout hink you can do that with one.
[LOOC] Seth Gecko: I've held a penis. Now stop being kiddes, and deicde on an outcome. If you can't, do a diceroll.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 26-09-2010

Quote from: lolKieck on 20-09-2010
(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering

Bind 'H' "Say /me gets a massive hard on."
Bind 'X' "Say /me gently shoves his penis in the orphace of her body, Slowly getting faster and faster and harder"
Bind 'C' "Say /me pulls out and comes all over your hair"

Are these some of your, Many binds doom?

Oh and.

|HGN STBA|Tom: I didn't know you had binds for cyber.
|HGN STBA|Tom: I will never look at you the same again.
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: My dumb jokes will be the death of me.
|HGN STBA|Tom:

Quote from: lolKieck on 20-09-2010
(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 26-09-2010

|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: LOL
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: I made an other Mono girl
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: Push a cactus
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: In her ass.
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 26-09-2010

Quote
(o) (17:23) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Why is my fridge, "A tall Ecologist with no hood/gasmask"
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: :3
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: its a glitch
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: (I am inside)
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: but i guess now you have a turkey fridge??
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: :D
(o) (17:23) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: So if i delete it, do i pk Turkey? >8D
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: LOL
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: Oh my god don't do it! i got so much to live for
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Too late.
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: My character is pk'd?
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Yes.
(*) (17:24) [OOC] Akalena Petrinko: No he is not/
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson: RIP: Turk
(*) (17:24) [OOC] Akalena Petrinko: I run PK's And I demand the surcomstances, Enless your JKing.
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: omfgodmgodmg. Thsi iz why srp suxs. I is gonna make ban requastest and if dat not ban u. i am going to dodds your stem.!

Hey look! I am exoskeleton.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 26-09-2010

Quote
10:02 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท Bans you
10:02 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Finally
10:02 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: yep.avi
10:03 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: the fucking cunt is gone
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D unbans himself using RCON
10:03 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท Laughs become Steven ubanned himself only off counter strike server
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D goes to exile and donates more than rov then asks to be unbanned
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D has rolled 100 out of 100
10:04 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: success
10:04 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: lol;

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 27-09-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: if i dl it
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: (torrent)
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: can i play coop lan with u?
|HGN| BlackStar: wat
|HGN| BlackStar: its for ps3
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: no
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: its out for PC too
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: nope?
|HGN| BlackStar: well I got ps3 version
|HGN| BlackStar: controls are way better
|HGN| BlackStar: Iam lvl 35 NEVEC =D
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: i am 29lvl penis wanker
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: on pc werison.
|HGN| BlackStar: lol
|HGN| BlackStar: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100211224842/lostplanet/images/b/bd/New_NEVEC_Uniform.png (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100211224842/lostplanet/images/b/bd/New_NEVEC_Uniform.png)
|HGN| BlackStar: Iam looking like the guy on the right Ingame
|HGN| BlackStar: I mean left
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: your an ugly ass
|HGN| BlackStar: D:
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: http://www.google.hu/imgres?imgurl=http://www.airahospital.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/penis-cancer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.airahospital.org/%3Ftag%3Dsarcoma&usg=__T-ozG9hIbt2KLwQeu9Y_rCYvRPI=&h=448&w=336&sz=37&hl=hu&start=46&zoom=1&tbnid=LUdmqE6tG3EfMM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=145&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenis%26hl%3Dhu%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D677%26tbs%3Disch:10,1501&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=797&vpy=299&dur=292&hovh=193&hovw=145&tx=133&ty=122&ei=qdWgTOOhC4eWswbal7HmDg&oei=ndWgTN-2NIzMswaO_PjmDg&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:46&biw=1024&bih=677 (http://www.google.hu/imgres?imgurl=http://www.airahospital.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/penis-cancer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.airahospital.org/%3Ftag%3Dsarcoma&usg=__T-ozG9hIbt2KLwQeu9Y_rCYvRPI=&h=448&w=336&sz=37&hl=hu&start=46&zoom=1&tbnid=LUdmqE6tG3EfMM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=145&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenis%26hl%3Dhu%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D677%26tbs%3Disch:10,1501&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=797&vpy=299&dur=292&hovh=193&hovw=145&tx=133&ty=122&ei=qdWgTOOhC4eWswbal7HmDg&oei=ndWgTN-2NIzMswaO_PjmDg&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:46&biw=1024&bih=677)
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: I look like that.
|HGN| BlackStar: EUGHHHHHHHHHHH

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 02-10-2010

lHGNl BOB DOLE: w00t
lHGNl BOB DOLE: hows my penis?
|HGN| TurkletonŤħeŤũřķįš: wrinkley
lHGNl BOB DOLE: i know
lHGNl BOB DOLE: and its really small
lHGNl BOB DOLE: :(
|HGN| TurkletonŤħeŤũřķįš: quoted.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 02-10-2010

Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "I don't feel like an argument about who's cock is bigger."
(-) [J.B.S]Blackflunk has disconnected from the server.
Goose Chesnikov says "We were having that argument?"
Goose Chesnikov says "I'm sure ren could tell us."
** Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky laughs.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "Nice one..."
** Goose Chesnikov chuckles.

Inside joke is insideish? If you get this you win, If you don't its still funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 02-10-2010

Quote from: Goose on 02-10-2010

Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "I don't feel like an argument about who's cock is bigger."
(-) [J.B.S]Blackflunk has disconnected from the server.
Goose Chesnikov says "We were having that argument?"
Goose Chesnikov says "I'm sure ren could tell us."
** Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky laughs.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "Nice one..."
** Goose Chesnikov chuckles.

Inside joke is insideish? If you get this you win, If you don't its still funny

I lol'd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-10-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-10-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 03-10-2010

|HGN| Pawx: After you two were done, did it start to give you the after talk?
|HGN| Pawx: ZING
|HGN| Pawx: FUCKING
|HGN| Pawx: ZING
that murdoc guy: I don't get it
|HGN| Pawx: Really..
|HGN| Pawx: Hold on
|HGN| Pawx: Ok let me explain
|HGN| Pawx: When you have sex with a women
that murdoc guy: And they try to talk to you afterwords
|HGN| Pawx: Yada yada yada
that murdoc guy: ?
|HGN| Pawx: Yea
that murdoc guy: Wow
|HGN| Pawx: Its called the after Talk
|HGN| Pawx: Every man hates it
|HGN| Pawx: They try to avoid it
that murdoc guy: When that happened to me I just covered up her mouth and walked her into the kitchen
|HGN| Pawx: They cuddle with you
|HGN| Pawx: And shit
|HGN| Pawx: LOL GENESIS
|HGN| Pawx: QUOTED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 08-10-2010

Teaching a 5 year old how to Download a Mod and open a damn file is tough work :/

|IG|Dr.Steve: Oh
maj.ausome: only some pepole say it like that
|IG|Dr.Steve: Using any mods?
maj.ausome: na
maj.ausome: im trying to get em
|IG|Dr.Steve: its easy haha
maj.ausome: im trying to get the spawn mod
|IG|Dr.Steve: search
maj.ausome: were you can spawn pepole
maj.ausome: i hav
maj.ausome: have
maj.ausome: **
|IG|Dr.Steve: uhm did yu dl the mod?
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Well
maj.ausome: dl?
|IG|Dr.Steve: search
|IG|Dr.Steve: stalker.filefront.com
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: Dl=
|IG|Dr.Steve: download
maj.ausome: only thing is ive already spent alot of money for tf2
|IG|Dr.Steve: mods=free
maj.ausome: realy
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: lol
maj.ausome: ok ill try
maj.ausome: holy fuck this is ausome im getting it yayayayyayayayay tytytytytgytytytytyt
|IG|Dr.Steve: ;3
maj.ausome: its ausome
|IG|Dr.Steve: ;3
|IG|Dr.Steve: i brb
maj.ausome: how ya get it working
maj.ausome: like the mod
|IG|Dr.Steve: gotta download it
|IG|Dr.Steve: and then
|IG|Dr.Steve: when its done
|IG|Dr.Steve: Ill tell you
maj.ausome: ok ive just hit the download button
|IG|Dr.Steve: Alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: On ething
|IG|Dr.Steve: do not
|IG|Dr.Steve: combine mods together
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: as they will just break the game
maj.ausome: ok
|IG|Dr.Steve: Then you'd have to redl the game
|IG|Dr.Steve: and delete the gamedata
maj.ausome: ?
maj.ausome: how
|IG|Dr.Steve: Dont
maj.ausome: like delete my saves
|IG|Dr.Steve: delete them
maj.ausome: and all that
|IG|Dr.Steve: you dont need to yet.
|IG|Dr.Steve: No
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: you could save your saves rofl
|IG|Dr.Steve: somehow
maj.ausome: ok
|IG|Dr.Steve: idk tho
maj.ausome: k
maj.ausome: so what now?
|IG|Dr.Steve: you finished dling the mod?
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: Open the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: unless
|IG|Dr.Steve: its open already
maj.ausome: how?
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
maj.ausome: man im new to this soory
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: infront of you?
|IG|Dr.Steve: |IG|Dr.Steve: Like open where you see a folder
maj.ausome: no
|IG|Dr.Steve: Find the file you dled
maj.ausome: deleted?
|IG|Dr.Steve: DONT
|IG|Dr.Steve: delete anything
maj.ausome: k
maj.ausome: so just get out of the game
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
maj.ausome: right
maj.ausome: 'k
|IG|Dr.Steve: What mod did you dl first
maj.ausome: atlas spawn menu
|IG|Dr.Steve: let me check first
|IG|Dr.Steve: dont do anything
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have all 3 stalker games?
|IG|Dr.Steve: dont need them
maj.ausome: no just chernobly stalker of chernobly
|IG|Dr.Steve: cool
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: I have all 3
maj.ausome: ausome
maj.ausome: ok ill get out
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: do so
|IG|Dr.Steve: Your good
maj.ausome: go into the folder thing
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Wait
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
maj.ausome: im on
|IG|Dr.Steve: Let me dl the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: so I know what to do
maj.ausome: what file?
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: did you download atlas spawn menu already?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Or not.
maj.ausome: i downloaded it yes
|IG|Dr.Steve: What
|IG|Dr.Steve: browser are you using?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Ie?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Firefox?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Google Chrome?
maj.ausome: yes
|IG|Dr.Steve: Which!?
maj.ausome: firefox
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: you see those download thingys
maj.ausome: mozilla
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: I want you to rightlclick on atlas_Spawn_Menu
|IG|Dr.Steve: and hit open
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: is it working?
maj.ausome: im on download thing
|IG|Dr.Steve: ...
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have the lists of donwloads on the friefox download tab thingy?
maj.ausome: no
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: download the file again
|IG|Dr.Steve: x=x
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: You
|IG|Dr.Steve: see that bar
|IG|Dr.Steve: with the greeness on it?
maj.ausome: no
maj.ausome: theres no bar only the steam green thing
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: When you downloaded it
|IG|Dr.Steve: did a thing
maj.ausome: yes
|
|IG|Dr.Steve: |IG|Dr.Steve: you download garrysmod stuff?
maj.ausome: no its for stalker
maj.ausome: and no
maj.ausome: i havent
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
maj.ausome: downloaded any gmod stuff
|IG|Dr.Steve: Have you ever
|IG|Dr.Steve: in your life
|IG|Dr.Steve: downloaded gmod stuff
maj.ausome: no well i tried donloading phx but it failed

Any Final Comments?

|IG|Dr.Steve: SORRY
|IG|Dr.Steve: THINK HE'S CRYING
|IG|Dr.Steve: btw whats rule 34
|HGN| Pawx: ....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 09-10-2010

Quote from: Pawx on 08-10-2010

|IG|Dr.Steve: btw whats rule 34

He wouldn't like to know.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-10-2010

(19:56) [LOOC] Loki: DONT
(19:56) [LOOC] Loki: RUN
(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 10-10-2010

Quote from: lolKieck on 10-10-2010
(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

I demand the OOC name.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-10-2010

Quote from: Jake on 10-10-2010
Quote from: lolKieck on 10-10-2010
(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

I demand the OOC name.

.russ or something like that.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 11-10-2010

Quote
Plunger: Heres how most cybers go
Plunger uses a bunch of dumb words like cunt and cock
Plunger lengthy text about how intercourse works
Plunger cumming that takes ten minutes to type out.
Plunger paste into quote thread
Plunger: Doe

Plunger explaining to me how cyber works. . .

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-10-2010

Quote from: Tom on 11-10-2010

Quote
Plunger: Heres how most cybers go
Plunger uses a bunch of dumb words like cunt and cock
Plunger lengthy text about how intercourse works
Plunger cumming that takes ten minutes to type out.
Plunger paste into quote thread
Plunger: Doe

Plunger explaining to me how cyber works. . .

Silly Plunger, cyber log goes to GVC !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-10-2010

20:04 - wesker.cat: I WILL GO TO YOU AND LIFT YOU WITH MY PENIS
20:04 - wesker.cat: AND BREAK YOUR ARM WITH MY PENIS
20:04 - wesker.cat: THEN BREAK YOUR ASS
20:04 - wesker.cat: :@@@@@@@@
20:04 - |HGN| Kieck: this
20:04 - |HGN| Kieck: this truly made me quote ya
20:04 - wesker.cat: Yes?
20:04 - wesker.cat: You know.
20:04 - wesker.cat: I do pushups with my penis
20:04 - wesker.cat: Even in school
20:04 - wesker.cat: I take off my pants
20:05 - wesker.cat: And do pushups on my penis
20:05 - wesker.cat: I get a boner, then the boner goes away
20:05 - wesker.cat: And just like that.
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg (http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg)
20:05 - wesker.cat: My penis is 15.1CM-long at the moment.
20:05 - wesker.cat: I counted it yesterday
20:05 - wesker.cat: When I was giving pics of my penis
20:05 - wesker.cat: To a good but not gay friend of mine
20:05 - wesker.cat: He even gave a pic to me of his penis, what is 22CM-s
20:05 - wesker.cat: I was like
20:05 - wesker.cat: ._.
20:05 - wesker.cat: And he was like
20:05 - wesker.cat: *rapeface*
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: GET THE FUCK ON CHATROULETTE
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: also
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg (http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg)
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: see it
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: thats how I think now
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: srsly
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: Im srsly srs
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: srs bsns
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: wait
20:06 - wesker.cat: I saw that.
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg (http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg)
20:06 - wesker.cat: :ß
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: yeah
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: thats how I think about mys-
20:06 - wesker.cat: HAH
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: wait what ?
20:06 - wesker.cat: You didn't quote it.
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: psychology lol
20:06 - wesker.cat: I will
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: I knew youd quote that
20:06 - wesker.cat: Break your fingers
20:06 - wesker.cat: So you won't quote it.
20:06 - wesker.cat: I can break them with my penis
20:07 - wesker.cat: Even with my ass
20:07 - wesker.cat: Whats hairy.
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: how they say in Poland: "Hungarian and a Polack, brothers.
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: "
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: so no
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: you wont
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: we like Hungary and Hungary likes us
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: so
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: you quote that ?
20:08 - wesker.cat: No.
20:08 - wesker.cat: You quote it.
20:08 - wesker.cat: Unless you want me to break your penis.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Afromana on 21-10-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 21-10-2010

Quote from: Afromana on 21-10-2010
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LOOOOOL !!!!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 24-10-2010

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 21-10-2010
Quote from: Afromana on 21-10-2010
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LOOOOOL !!!!

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS THAT MILEY CIRCUS OR WHO!!!!! :@

15:37 - |HGN-STSV| Commisar Nitro: You are banned from SRP
15:38 - wesker.cat: Hi, Arex.
15:38 - |HGN-STSV| Commisar Nitro: Gr.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 28-10-2010

ComradeBritish: Destruction of Child shaped material has begun.
|HGN| Ace: Oh noes?
ComradeBritish: Yes, bend over and prepare for an Internet spanking.
ComradeBritish: FUCKING GARRY, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
|HGN| Ace: What'd he do now?
ComradeBritish: Announced G-Mods full downtime, starting on halloween.
|HGN| Ace: Full downtime? Wha?
ComradeBritish: Like the server is.
|HGN| Ace: The MP stuff?
|HGN| Ace: Fucking...
ComradeBritish: So, No Gmod 4 us.
|HGN| Ace: Great. Greaaaaaaat.
|HGN| Ace: I was just going to start playing HL2RP in a new community (Again).
ComradeBritish: But!
ComradeBritish: Geuss what!
|HGN| Ace: Dare I ask?
ComradeBritish: I just trolled you
ComradeBritish pulls the face
ComradeBritish: U mad?
|HGN| Ace: Ouch.

I don't know, I was bored.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 29-10-2010

Quote from: Comradebritish on 28-10-2010
playing HL2RP

Lol.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 29-10-2010

Ace and I have both been playing it to... vent our anger...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 29-10-2010

Quote from: Bucky on 29-10-2010
vent our anger...

With HGN tags on

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 29-10-2010

Quote from: Jake on 29-10-2010
Quote from: Bucky on 29-10-2010
vent our anger...

With HGN tags on

True, hypocrites, aren't they, Jake ?
I'm a hypocrite too.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 30-10-2010

|HGN|Turkey: I love sex.
|HGN|Turkey: With dogs.
|HGN|Turkey: Dude.
ComradeBritish: . . .
|HGN|Turkey: Its fun
|HGN|Turkey: Try rubbing that little red peice of dick that extends out when you rub their balls
|HGN|Turkey: You ever do that. British edumacated man>?
ComradeBritish: Dont make me quote this.
|HGN|Turkey: U oblivious have a edumacation since you put periods in youur sentanceas
|HGN|Turkey: Birthish man wants to quote me.
|HGN|Turkey: Oh joy.
|HGN|Turkey: What a faggot dick
|HGN|Turkey: Dude.
|HGN|Turkey: Why is your avtar a boot?
|HGN|Turkey: WIth a ladder on it?
|HGN|Turkey: Dude.
|HGN|Turkey: Boots.
|HGN|Turkey: Ladders.
|HGN|Turkey: All that stuff comforts me when having sexual sexy sex stuff with animals.
|HGN|Turkey: In my barn
|HGN|Turkey: Dude.
|HGN|Turkey: Why are you blocking a nigger.
|HGN|Turkey: U hatin'
|HGN|Turkey: Dawg.
ComradeBritish: . . .
|HGN|Turkey: One second, My dog just whined, Its 3:34 am and he should be asleep, Imma go punch him until I see he falleded unconscience
|HGN|Turkey: Dont b hatin

I lol'd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 30-10-2010

Quote from: Comradebritish on 30-10-2010
I lol'd

I didn't.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 30-10-2010

ComradeBritish: Yo dude, look at the quotes thread
|HGN|Turkey: I saw.
|HGN|Turkey: Diggernick
ComradeBritish: LOL!
|HGN|Turkey: Just for that
|HGN|Turkey: I am raping my sister.
|HGN|Turkey: Prepare for incest.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 31-10-2010

Quote
джэйк: Sup
[FORP] Durango the sick is now Away.

джэйк: Hey Adv.
Adv is now Offline.

джэйк: what's his steam id
джэйк: going to scriptban
джэйк: give
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile is now Away.

джэйк: nigger
2power-2000 caps or GTFO is now Away.

джэйк: Hey broski, I need help repairing my gunz
Arex: its his bro

джэйк: tundruff
[Ht/H] Tundruff is now Away.

джэйк: lol demoted to sgt QQ
|HGN|ISPYUDIE is now Away.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-11-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 01-11-2010

Quote from: SteamChatNever tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| bto: Lololol
|HGN| bto: Yeah
|HGN|Turkey: Why does everyone tell me secrits?
|HGN|Turkey: :\
|HGN| bto: Dunno
|HGN| bto: but I bet if you Let blake tell you a secret he would Get a boner
|HGN| bto: Then get all kinky with Vodo music
|HGN|Turkey: Been there
|HGN|Turkey: Done that
|HGN| bto: Then go All- Of thats fucking Nasty
|HGN| bto: Did he Cum too?
|HGN| bto: Cause he Jizzed in your pants
|HGN| bto: AM I right>? You both are BUTT buddies.
|HGN| bto: FGGTS
|HGN| bto: I mean comeon how can you be that gay?
|HGN| bto: Sending me a Pic of his ass
|HGN| bto: FUCK you
|HGN| bto: Thats nasty
|HGN| bto: Get a crush in your real life you desperite fuck.
|HGN| bto: What about you, your avatars a Turkey giving Bush head
|HGN| bto: I could of went my Whole life without seeing that
|HGN| bto: I mean comeon Deapthroating for what reason?
|HGN| bto: Its just, You both are disguesting fucks,
|HGN| bto: Fucks I say.... FUCKS..... I need to lay down
|HGN| bto: But naaah
|HGN| bto: Ima just rant how your a Fucking insecure Kid who learned what Trolling is, and what you can do with your dick
|HGN| bto: Do you meet Blake to the Mall of something?
|HGN| bto: Then get all anal you FGGT
|HGN| bto: I wouldn't doubt it.
|HGN| bto: Fucking Fucking a Fucking Little Fucking Turkey you fuck, Hes a Fuck... FUUUUCKerz
|HGN| bto: ANyways, I still think you need to get laid by another gender than your own
|HGN| bto: So, I'll hook you up with.........Whycu?
|HGN|Turkey: http://www.cutebabies.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/crying_baby2.jpg (http://www.cutebabies.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/crying_baby2.jpg)
|HGN| bto: Ima go check this out you fuck
|HGN| bto: Redneck baby, Ginger... BLAKE!?
|HGN| bto: Oh god
|HGN| bto: OH GOD
|HGN| bto: My eyes, They burn......
|HGN| bto: See
|HGN| bto: You just went to blake for Butsex
|HGN| bto: you FAGGET
|HGN| bto: Die, IN A FIRE
|HGN|Turkey: In still
|HGN| bto: 2 Turkeys?
|HGN|Turkey: Yup
|HGN| bto: WHERES MAH SHOTGUN
|HGN| bto: Mah shotgun!
|HGN|Turkey: Bto.
|HGN|Turkey: Do you like the quotes thread?
|HGN| bto: Yeah why?
|HGN| bto: You fuck
|HGN|Turkey: Ur thar.
|HGN|Turkey: :)
|HGN| bto: Lol
|HGN| bto: Well, Fuck you cause its not
|HGN| bto: You lieng Dick Mongral
|HGN|Turkey: :\
|HGN| bto: Wheres my SHITGUN
|HGN| bto: I meant to say SHOTGUN
|HGN| bto: But shitgun works i Guess.
|HGN| bto: Fucking kill you with shit you shit
|HGN| bto: Shit\
|HGN| bto: SHIT
|HGN| bto: Turkey Kill blake
|HGN| bto: KILL HIM
|HGN| bto: Do it
|HGN| bto: OMG are you going anal, oh god
|HGN| bto: Go record Blake Finguring his Mum
|HGN| bto: You fagget
|HGN| bto: OH SEE
|HGN| bto: he said press his finger on the button
|HGN| bto: SEE
|HGN| bto: You fagget
|HGN|Turkey: U done?
|HGN| bto: Now hes a Fat asian
|HGN| bto: No.... Ok maybe
|HGN| bto: My hand hurts
|HGN|Turkey: Done??
|HGN|Turkey: Now. One words.
|HGN|Turkey: OMAIBISHURWHORIISNAOHUMPINGDAWGS.
|HGN|Turkey: K?
|HGN|Turkey: Bai
|HGN| bto: ... FUCK YOU

<20:01:04> "Turkey": <19:57:54> You were kicked from the server by "Tom" (/me sticks you in a warm bathtub and waits a couple minutes to fuck your corpse)

Well...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 05-11-2010

2:01 AM - Flash: I need you many times before
2:01 AM - |HGN| Pawx: Lies..
2:01 AM - Flash: Specially that one time I got my plunger stuck up my ass
2:01 AM - Flash: and I needed you to pull it out
2:01 AM - Flash: :(
2:01 AM - |HGN| Pawx: ...
2:01 AM - Flash: LOL
2:01 AM - |HGN| Pawx: Why as I high?
2:01 AM - |HGN| Pawx: Was*
2:01 AM - Flash: Yep
2:02 AM - |HGN| Pawx: Mmm..
2:02 AM - |HGN| Pawx: We didn't do anything..did we?
2:02 AM - Flash: no
2:02 AM - Flash: You just pulled it out of my ass
2:02 AM - Flash: and blood shot everywhere
2:02 AM - Flash: and i screamed in pain
2:02 AM - Flash: :(
2:02 AM - |HGN| Pawx: WELP
2:02 AM - |HGN| Pawx: TIME TO HAVE NIGHTMARES

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 07-11-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 09-11-2010

13:10 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Sup
13:13 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: so i've got an issue
13:13 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: With my penis.
13:13 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Its burns when i pee
13:13 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Hmm.
13:13 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Can you help me doc?
13:13 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger grabs his meat cleaver.
13:13 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Yeah.
13:13 - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Stand still.
13:13 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: NO1
13:14 - Longlostblake [O.C. Reg] runs away screaming like a little girl.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 15-11-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN|Turkey: Sup gangsta?
Tsukaro - Gangsta' leans back in his bullet-riddin' chair, he's wearing a red bandana and is spray painted black.
Tsukaro - Gangsta': Nutin' much, dawgg.
|HGN|Turkey puts his hand on his leg walking closer. "I got it dawg"
Tsukaro - Gangsta' pushes out his lower lip, he nods heavily.
|HGN|Turkey puts a large metal tube on his desk.
Tsukaro - Gangsta' gestures a ring-ridden hand to the tube.
Tsukaro - Gangsta': The fuck is tha' shit, mahn?
|HGN|Turkey moves his own hand over it a presses a button,
|HGN|Turkey: /it The tube explodes. It's a flashbang, GAH!
Tsukaro - Gangsta' falls back in his chair, mostly because his pants are below his knees, he slams onto the floor, shouting obscenities.
Tsukaro - Gangsta': YO, NIGGA, THE FUCK WAS DAT' SHIT, YO.
|HGN|Turkey falls back unable to do much. The doors and walls blow open as the FBI storm in, Carrying HKMp5's
|HGN|Turkey: I knew it. All niggers are drug dealers.
|HGN|Turkey: /it The FBI keep their guns at the black men. "DOWN DOWN DOW- HE'S RESISITING!"
|HGN|Turkey: /it One of the officers falls over screaming officer down. For no reason.
|HGN|Turkey: /it All the FBI agents open fire
Tsukaro - Gangsta' stands up, he dusts of his tattered red coat, now wearing sunglasses.
Tsukaro - Gangsta': Yo, nigga, I got money, and I own a what
Tsukaro - Gangsta': // redo
|HGN|Turkey: // HA
|HGN|Turkey: // LOL
Tsukaro - Gangsta': Yo nigga, ah' got moneh, and ah' own a what' suit, man, i'm ruspsectuhbel.
|HGN|Turkey takes outs his Glock20c
|HGN|Turkey aims down the sights kilsl him and runs out becoming a public hero. For doing none other but killing a nigga
Tsukaro - Gangsta': **America
|HGN|Turkey: Fuck yeah!
Tsukaro - Gangsta': **How we love you
|HGN|Turkey: BTW. HGN quotes thread . Q.Q
Tsukaro - Gangsta': FFFFFFFFFF
Tsukaro - Gangsta': BUT PEOPLE HATE ME THERE
|HGN|Turkey: Haters gonna hate
Tsukaro - Gangsta': Strutters gonna struty
|HGN|Turkey: lol
Tsukaro - Gangsta': ANYWAYS
Tsukaro - Gangsta': How's HGn been?
|HGN|Turkey: Great
Tsukaro - Gangsta' is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Tsukaro - Gangsta' is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 15-11-2010

Never tell your password to anyone.
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: :)
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: oh god
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: not
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: you
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU hides under his bed
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg] goes under his bed and rapes him
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: You like it really :L
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: yush
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: (:
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN RU: gonna change my steam avatar
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: :o
|HGN| BlackStar has changed their name to |HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN.
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN: much better
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Lol
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: <_< im not a furry
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Honest <_<
|HGN| BlackStar - バカ RAN RAN: aha
|HGN| BlackStar has changed their name to |HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu.
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu dickfists hit his keyboard
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: shjhadlklashdashjdiasdiaokasüasdijhsanf
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: D:
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: gonna make my hair semi afk
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Okai
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: Painis in the Anus
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: Yes please
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: no u
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: I am Gabe Newell
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: Need a Dispencer here
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: RELEASE EP3 YOU PRICK
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: uhh nope
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: I WILL SEND YOU LOTS OF NAKED PICS
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: RELEASE
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: Yes
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: THIS WAS NOT A TRIUMPH! IM MAKING A NOTE HERE NO FUCKING SUCCESS! ITS HARD TO UNDERSTATE MY DISSATISFACTION!
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: Uhhh Nope ?
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: I wrote a biology test yesterday
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: I didn't knew how to solve one number
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: SO I drawned a big cow over the question and wrote
|HGN| BlackStar - Ran Ran Ruu: "Sorry, but I can't read the question, a cow is blocking the way"
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: ROFL!
Longlostblake [O.C. Reg]: EPIC WIN

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 19-11-2010

Bto~ Do goose taste good?(His little woman friend who should have been in the kitchen)
Goose~ Yes they do, Now suck my dick.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-11-2010

19:24 - Reorp: Not perverted like me
19:25 - |HGN| Kieck FO3N - perverted: bull
19:25 - |HGN| Kieck FO3N - perverted: do you watch hentai ?
19:25 - Reorp: On a furry porn site yeah
19:25 - |HGN| Kieck FO3N - perverted: quoted
19:25 - Reorp: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 28-11-2010

9:39 PM - Anonymous G: So in a harry potter book
9:39 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: :D
9:39 PM - Anonymous G: Replace everytime it says wand with willy
9:39 PM - Anonymous G: Here ima give you s omeexamples
9:39 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: 2 min dl
9:39 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Epic
9:40 PM - Anonymous G: "Are you okay?" said harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.
9:40 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOL
9:40 PM - Anonymous G: LOL
9:41 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Or replace it with dick
9:41 PM - Anonymous G: Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; has hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.
9:41 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOLLOLOLOL
9:41 PM - Anonymous G: LOL
9:41 PM - Anonymous G: "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised"
9:41 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOL
9:42 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: IM LOLNG SO HARD
9:42 PM - Anonymous G: im dying of laughter right now
Anonymous G is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
9:42 PM - Anonymous G: Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur
9:43 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOL
9:43 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: SO MUCH
9:43 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOL
9:43 PM - Anonymous G: Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering throuhg various windows nearby. Harry stuffed his willy back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.
9:44 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: LOL
9:44 PM - Anonymous G: "DONT PUT YOUR WILLY THERE, BOY" Roared Moody.
9:44 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: TE HE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 29-11-2010

Sir Pawx, This is epic Win, I never laughed so hard xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 29-11-2010

I lold fucking hard.
Fucking epic quote there Pawx !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Blake.H on 29-11-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 29-11-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ace of Hearts on 29-11-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 30-11-2010

That's nothing, try to impersonate Commisar.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 30-11-2010

Quote from: Aresty on 30-11-2010
That's nothing, try to impersonate Commisar.

That'd be funny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 30-11-2010

Quote from: Aresty on 30-11-2010
That's nothing, try to impersonate Commisar.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 30-11-2010

impersonating a admin is bannable. DErp

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 30-11-2010

Yes, but very lulzy :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 01-12-2010

11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: ive never felt such
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: a
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: tight
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: space
11:00 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Umm..
11:00 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Cool?
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: it almost reminded me of
11:00 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: silverknight
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Hes not that tight
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: He has a flap
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: From Blake..
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: guess who helped blake give him that flag
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: flap
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: You?
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: no
11:01 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Me?
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: im not sure
11:01 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: did you
11:02 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Im sure I didnt..
11:02 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: what did you do on the night of april 4th 1994
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Ummm
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: I was born..
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: No wait
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: 1995
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: April 5
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: this is why you dont remember assisting blake in making silverknights flap
11:03 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Makes sense..
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: you where just a tiny egg
11:03 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: thrusting into silverknight
11:04 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: So..
11:04 PM - |HGN| Tali'Pawx: Exile is my daddy?
11:04 PM - Captain ISOdownloader beard: yes

DADDY?!?!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 02-12-2010

Anyone who impersonates me WILL be banned thanks for posting the evidence

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 02-12-2010

Quote from: Commisar Nitro on 02-12-2010
Anyone who impersonates me WILL be banned thanks for posting the evidence

GG impersonators.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-12-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 06-12-2010

5:01 PM - ::DcG::Lt. Taylor: wanna hear about a paintball match i went to?
5:01 PM - ::DcG::Lt. Taylor: :DDDD
5:01 PM - |HGN| Pawx: NO
5:01 PM - |HGN| Pawx leaves

5:02 PM - |HGN| Dark Scar: Do you has aneh shortbread?
5:03 PM - |HGN| Pawx: GTFO OF HERE DAMNIT
5:03 PM - |HGN| Dark Scar runs off

Non Social FTW

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 07-12-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 11-12-2010

[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Y hallo thar...
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Shall we get the paddle?
[LOOC] Sldr. Krill Leren: Uh...
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
Sgt. Sevastian Polyakev has used '/Radio // Wut?'.
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "YOUR OFFICER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: C'mere.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 11-12-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 12-12-2010

Quote from: Duranblackraven on 11-12-2010
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Y hallo thar...
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: Shall we get the paddle?
[LOOC] Sldr. Krill Leren: Uh...
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
Sgt. Sevastian Polyakev has used '/Radio // Wut?'.
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"
[M|30|Technician|Scarr...] radios in "YOUR OFFICER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
[LOOC] Captain Grigoriy Loginov: C'mere.

I shat myself... Then dove out the window.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-12-2010

(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 12-12-2010

Quote from: lolKieck on 12-12-2010
(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

No shit Sherlock, You just figured that out?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 12-12-2010

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-12-2010

Quote from: Pawx on 12-12-2010
Quote from: lolKieck on 12-12-2010
(21:39) [Skinny|Decent|NeedleM...] says "Well get me a thin bit of metal and ill give you a little something."
Rov's female is a hooker !

No shit Sherlock, You just figured that out?

Without any aid and nearly no encounters, yes, I did, now, what do you think about that Doctor Twatson ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Killabreu on 16-12-2010

Quote from: Turkey on 07-12-2010
|HGN| Sharrock: Man
|HGN| Sharrock: I thought killa was a faggot
|HGN| Sharrock: Then i saw his picture
|HGN| Sharrock: And found out he was a faggot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LOL
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: he's not.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Post your photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: demand it
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone has that big of a douche haircut and is not a faggot.

Fuck you nigger.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 16-12-2010

Quote from: Killabreu on 16-12-2010
Quote from: Turkey on 07-12-2010
|HGN| Sharrock: Man
|HGN| Sharrock: I thought killa was a faggot
|HGN| Sharrock: Then i saw his picture
|HGN| Sharrock: And found out he was a faggot
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: lol
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: LOL
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: he's not.
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: Post your photo
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: nao
|HGN-STRT|Killaturky: demand it
|HGN| Sharrock: Noone has that big of a douche haircut and is not a faggot.

Fuck you nigger.

lol. You sharrock smokes too much weed

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 19-12-2010

12:22 PM - Federal Government: lol
12:23 PM - Federal Government: standard HGN's playerbase threat
12:23 PM - Federal Government: [PM] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: // Everyone on server thinks bad things about you,thanks to me
(
12:23 PM - Federal Government: damn he's a tough motherfucker
12:23 PM - Pawx the Pedobear: LOL

It's funny cause it's true...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 20-12-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: DiskoStew on 20-12-2010

Lol?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 20-12-2010

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OP was better

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 20-12-2010

Quote from: Pawx on 20-12-2010
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OP was better

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Pawx on 20-12-2010

Quote from: Turkey on 20-12-2010
Quote from: Pawx on 20-12-2010
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OP was better
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 22-12-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 22-12-2010

Myself and Rebel conversing about a Starship troopers RP drill instructors elaborate and wonderful teachings about formations

|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Hey tom
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Howdy
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: I found the best drill instructor ever.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Oh?
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: He was explaining formations
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Read this.
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "FIRST FORMATION IS CALLED LINE FORMATION."
[LOOC] Pvt. Jonathan L. Gaffer: Well considering he can't spell...
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING LINE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "SECOND IS DOUBLE LINE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S TWO LINES."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "THIRD IS WEDGE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING TRIANGLE."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "FOURTH IS BOX."
Senior Drill Instructor Maximillian DeSatos yells "IT'S A FUCKING BOX."
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: If only I had a pre-calculus and chemistry teacher like this. . . Things would make so much sense
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: LOL
|HGN-STTO| Rebel: im still laughing over it

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-12-2010

Plunger: Doc Mitchel's ask for my name
Plunger: I put in
Plunger: "Doc Mitchel"
Plunger: Well that's not a name I'd choose for myself
Plunger: But
Plunger: Whatever suits you
Federal Government: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 25-12-2010

Quote
8:58 PM - Federal Government: ** [7'1/Very Muscular/Blo...] attempts to stick his tantacles inside the man, sucking his blood.
** 'Troll' lets out a load yell, "Choke on it"
8:58 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: what
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: did you r-
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: lol
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: andrewhatesyou on 25-12-2010

Quote from: Steven :D on 25-12-2010
Quote
8:58 PM - Federal Government: ** [7'1/Very Muscular/Blo...] attempts to stick his tantacles inside the man, sucking his blood.
** 'Troll' lets out a load yell, "Choke on it"
8:58 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: what
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: did you r-
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: lol
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: LOL

I then leaped off of him, while gertok ripped his rib cage.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 26-12-2010

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 28-12-2010

Federal Government: deet
Federal Government:

QuoteMr.Smith: ur not the federal government
Mr.Smith: I would change ur name
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: and the picture
Mr.Smith: you are not
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: IRL??? no you aint
Federal Government: I'm currently the leading official of the United States Federal Government.
Mr.Smith: better show me some ID or i will have the FBI deal with it.
Federal Government: If you have any complaints about my leadership, please complain to the nearest wall.
Mr.Smith: lol yeah right
Mr.Smith: you are not
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: I work for the F.B.I, sir. You are not the federal government
Mr.Smith: I can have you arrested
Federal Government: Okay, Mr. Smith, We'll be sending my contact details in closer future.
Federal Government: Now, please rewise the process of complaing.
Federal Government: Paragraph 56, page 102.
Federal Government: Title: Getting Trolled 101
Mr.Smith: excuse me?
Mr.Smith: so im trolling?
Federal Government: No, you got fatally trolled, son.
Federal Government: Get out of here.
Mr.Smith: Incase you did not know, the federal government do not sit on steam all day playing games

Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now Away.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now Online.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: lol
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: invite
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: i want to make fun of him
Your chat with Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now a multi-user chat.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk has been invited to chat.
Mr.Smith has been invited to chat.
Mr.Smith entered chat.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: are you fucking retarded
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: don't answer that
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: i already know
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: let's see
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: according to this chat log you claimed to be an fbi agent
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: that's highly illegal fyi
Mr.Smith: IM NOT
Mr.Smith: OK
Mr.Smith: STFU
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: of course you're not
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: but you face a lot of prison time for claiming to be one
Mr.Smith: i ment i was fbi in a game
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: uh huh
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: we'll just see what the internet crime center has to say about that
Mr.Smith: and he claimed to be the federal government
Mr.Smith: when hes not
Mr.Smith: I already called the police
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: mhm
Mr.Smith: wanna bet?
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: well, seems like you're in a lot more trouble then i expected
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: not only did you claim to be an fbi agent, but you filed a false report
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: one cannot be the federal government, but one can be an fbi agent
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: claiming to be an fbi agent is very illegal
Mr.Smith: did I not forget the part when I said I was a fbi agent in a server
Mr.Smith: on samp ?
Mr.Smith: that snot illegal
Federal Government: you wre playing
Federal Government: ARMA
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: bullshit buddy
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you're playing arma for one
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: and two
Mr.Smith: I was playing samp
Mr.Smith: now im playing arma
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: any complaints filed to the internet crime complaint center
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: are reviewed by the fbi
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you better hope they're as stupid as you
Mr.Smith: give them this log too
Mr.Smith: :)
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: it only proves that you're trying to cover it up
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you give them the log you're as good as dead
Mr.Smith: why do you have to start a big war for?
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: for your ignorance
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: the fbi likes to teach idiots a lesson, not just me
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: they'd love to hear about this
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: this conversation is over, bud, and i've already filed a complaint to the ic3
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk left chat.
Mr.Smith: so have i
Mr.Smith: I dont like when people say they part of the government
Mr.Smith: when they aint

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 29-12-2010

Wizzadar: when HGN dies silver will probably go insane
Wizzadar: like
Wizzadar: he'll be in the server
Wizzadar: and he'll be the only one
Wizzadar: he'll sit there
Federal Government: lol
Wizzadar: rp with himself
Wizzadar: What was that, Jake! A BLOODSUCKER! OH MAN!
Wizzadar: then he spawns a ragdoll
Wizzadar: and throws it at another one
Wizzadar: Jake, watch out!
Wizzadar: he pulls out
Wizzadar: ban gun
Wizzadar: and shoots the bloodsucker with it
Wizzadar: it recoils
Wizzadar: and hits him
Wizzadar: then he kills himself

lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 30-12-2010

[LOOC] Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky: when duty gets drunk they turn into /b/

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 30-12-2010

Quote from: PistolKid on 30-12-2010
[LOOC] Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky: when duty gets drunk they turn into /b/

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 01-01-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-01-2011

TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: The Troll Orbital Missile Base 001 (abbreviated T.O.M.B.-001) is a large, doughnut shaped Jake's space station capable of firing twenty-four DoS missiles, though it is currently only loaded with eight. It is capable of housing six trolls, with an area designated for living, recreation, and medical treatment, and a separate area for the true purpose of the station; Gaming hall and launch center.
Mirty Dexican -Folding: fuck you pawx
Pawx: LOL
Mirty Dexican -Folding: LOL
|HGN| Buck: Wheres the armory?
|HGN| Buck: The one that contains the Sexual Assault Rifles?
Mirty Dexican -Folding: buck, shut the fuck up
TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: derp
PeempmastuhJeh: LOL'D HARD
Mirty Dexican -Folding: whats that from
TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: my mind

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 03-01-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Nope.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: (07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:47am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
|HGN| Arex: Doom
|HGN| Arex: What are you doing
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Laughing my ass off at Predu.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Apparently he had that bound and leaned on his keyboard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 07-01-2011

(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 07-01-2011

Quote from: Jake on 07-01-2011
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Who's that?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 07-01-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 07-01-2011
Quote from: Jake on 07-01-2011
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Who's that?

I didn't catch his OOC name.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 14-01-2011

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: Vampires and Liches being my main targets. i aint goddamn Van Helsing. let someone else hunt werewolves
|HGN-STSA| Dug: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Dug: Qouted
|HGN| IronDeity: lmao

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: too bad theres no whip Swep =(

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: Would I join a Military faction in that if it ever got off the ground? No. Id wanna be a farmer. Farmin' corn. Cause man do I love me some corn.
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD
|HGN-STSA| Dug: That'd be fun lol.
|HGN| IronDeity: Damn straight
|HGN-STSA| Dug: Farmin next to El Presidentes palace.
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD
|HGN| IronDeity: Id be his personal Corn Farmer
|HGN| IronDeity: in his friggen garden
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD

Quotei see justin bieber and i want to paint him black.

blackwolf1232123 two days ago, 112 Thumbs up

^^ From youtube.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 21-01-2011

(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': SCARE 'EM SHITLESS! OORAH!
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: what is going
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: on
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': Scaring a rookie I think is in the factory.
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': Should be fun.
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: i was the rookie
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': ... Balls.
(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 21-01-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 22-01-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger has connected to the server.
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "Box formation! Radoslav center!"
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "That is not how you do the fucking box!"
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "That formation? That is called "Clusterfuck"!"
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: everybody durpd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 22-01-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN|Turkey: Hi hot gir
|HGN|Turkey: l
bto is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 24-01-2011

|HGN-STSR| Tom: For some reason I started laughing and thinking about "1000 ways to die" and how there where these 3 Russian/Ukrianian Soldiers who went to Chernobyl to guard it, and one of them was a chick and hooked up with one of the guys, The other guy was told to gtfo when he wanted in on it, so He went into the forest and tried to make love to a Racoon, and Had his dick bit off. Was thinking it would be funny as hell if that happened on SRP
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I lol'd really hard for some reason
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Reading in a moment.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: THE FUCK
|HGN-STSR| Tom: lol
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wish that was a made up story lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: oh my god
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Imagine the report that was written on it.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: "Today, at 0-800 hours, private Svechenko's genitals were removed by a raccoon-"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wanna make a military guy, so that I can make a "Like a boss" song where it ends in me getting my dick bit off by a Racoon lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh my god
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Go get your genitals bitten off. FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: GO.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Hit on Sgt. Shi like a boss. Get rejected like a boss, Swallow sadness like a boss, Cry deeply like a boss, 5th of Vodka, Shit on Shi's Cot, get my gun, In my mouth, "Aww fuck man can't fucking do it shit" Pussy out like a boss, puke on Shi's Cot like a boss, Jump the wall like a boss, Suck a dudes dick like a boss, score some coke like aa boss, Meet a mutated Racoon like a boss, try to fuck its brains out like a boss, Get my dick bit off like a boss, Bleed to death like a boss, Now Im dead like a boss"
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Uhuh so in an average day you try to fuck a racoon and die?" "Hell yeah!" "Im sure you said something about sucking a dudes dick?" "Nope" "Im pretty sure you did" "Nah that ain't me"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Would be an interesting PK "My char was PK'd by a firing squad" "My char was PK'd by blowing himself up thus PKing the people that where trying to PK him" "My Char got PK'd by having his dick bit off by a Racoon :D" "..."
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh dear God.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Pride of the Ukrainian Military.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Werd up brutha blat blat!

Even though its my own quote I found it necessary to post

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-01-2011

Quote from: Tom on 24-01-2011
|HGN-STSR| Tom: For some reason I started laughing and thinking about "1000 ways to die" and how there where these 3 Russian/Ukrianian Soldiers who went to Chernobyl to guard it, and one of them was a chick and hooked up with one of the guys, The other guy was told to gtfo when he wanted in on it, so He went into the forest and tried to make love to a Racoon, and Had his dick bit off. Was thinking it would be funny as hell if that happened on SRP
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I lol'd really hard for some reason
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Reading in a moment.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: THE FUCK
|HGN-STSR| Tom: lol
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wish that was a made up story lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: oh my god
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Imagine the report that was written on it.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: "Today, at 0-800 hours, private Svechenko's genitals were removed by a raccoon-"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wanna make a military guy, so that I can make a "Like a boss" song where it ends in me getting my dick bit off by a Racoon lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh my god
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Go get your genitals bitten off. FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: GO.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Hit on Sgt. Shi like a boss. Get rejected like a boss, Swallow sadness like a boss, Cry deeply like a boss, 5th of Vodka, Shit on Shi's Cot, get my gun, In my mouth, "Aww fuck man can't fucking do it shit" Pussy out like a boss, puke on Shi's Cot like a boss, Jump the wall like a boss, Suck a dudes dick like a boss, score some coke like aa boss, Meet a mutated Racoon like a boss, try to fuck its brains out like a boss, Get my dick bit off like a boss, Bleed to death like a boss, Now Im dead like a boss"
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Uhuh so in an average day you try to fuck a racoon and die?" "Hell yeah!" "Im sure you said something about sucking a dudes dick?" "Nope" "Im pretty sure you did" "Nah that ain't me"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Would be an interesting PK "My char was PK'd by a firing squad" "My char was PK'd by blowing himself up thus PKing the people that where trying to PK him" "My Char got PK'd by having his dick bit off by a Racoon :D" "..."
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh dear God.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Pride of the Ukrainian Military.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Werd up brutha blat blat!

Even though its my own quote I found it necessary to post

You did good for Doomburger. I'm filled with pride, private.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ace of Hearts on 30-01-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Doomburger on 30-01-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 30-01-2011

6:19 PM - sexy duck: hey furie
6:19 PM - Gnome C. Butts: hey
6:19 PM - sexy duck: tell me a joke
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: hmm
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: i used to be addicted to soap
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: but now i'm clean

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Joemoma on 01-02-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: (07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:47am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
|HGN| Arex: Doom
|HGN| Arex: What are you doing
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Laughing my ass off at Predu.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Apparently he had that bound and leaned on his keyboard.
10:52 AM - ::DcG:: Lt. Taylor: Doom...
10:53 AM - ::DcG:: Lt. Taylor: What WERE you doing?
10:53 AM - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Teaching the regiment what binds to use.

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ORLY?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 04-02-2011

Turkey raging after STK in Duty base:
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: NO NO NO
(20:27) [LOOC] Sldr. Dimitri Shalevon: LOL
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: DICKBUTTS>
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: FUCKING

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 04-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 04-02-2011
Turkey raging after STK in Duty base:
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: NO NO NO
(20:27) [LOOC] Sldr. Dimitri Shalevon: LOL
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: DICKBUTTS>
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: FUCKING

You STK every time out of spawn. ye I mad

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 04-02-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 04-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 04-02-2011
Turkey raging after STK in Duty base:
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: NO NO NO
(20:27) [LOOC] Sldr. Dimitri Shalevon: LOL
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: DICKBUTTS>
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: FUCKING

You STK every time out of spawn. ye I mad

Especially when you are at the Duty base entrance, ye, you didn't do anything wrong.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 05-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 05-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 05-02-2011

SixFiveTwo:

Quote(21:51) ** S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov opens fire at Kranzer.
(21:51) ** [Behemoth|Massive|Type...] tries to toss Dice to the side
(21:51) ** [Behemoth|Massive|Type...] to climb up the wall.
(21:51) [LOOC] Kranzer: Wait sec
(21:51) [LOOC] Kranzer: Duty fagz
(21:51) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: React to my shots, rav
(21:52) [LOOC] Kranzer: I am dip shit
(21:52) [LOOC] Kranzer: So Stfu
(21:52) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: yes you are
(/) (21:52) Kranzer has kicked 'S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov' (Dont fuck with me).
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Dont fuck with me".
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Dont fuck with me".

jmang: thats roleplay in a nutshell
SixFiveTwo: lolo
SixFiveTwo: so true, jman

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 06-02-2011

Ace: I love you.
Ace: .... FUCK.
Ace: WRONG CHAT.
Ace: BAD BRITISH.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: BAHAHAHA!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 07-02-2011

Knew it, Ace was homosexual.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 07-02-2011

Ace makes the puppy eyes.
|HGN-STSA| Dug has a puppy eye firewall.
Ace: Damn.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 07-02-2011

4:13 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: d|_|g
4:13 PM - |HGN-STSA| Dug: I think your spelling skills are degrading the more you callout my name.
4:14 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: (_||_|h
4:14 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: fff

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 12-02-2011

[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: Why is this bar such a mingefest" "0.00
[LOOC] 'Green': """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
[LOOC] 'Syfer': Because its mahogany" "0.00
[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: LOL" "0.00
[LOOC] 'Green': """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" "96.00
[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" "100.00
[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: OH YEAH PERFECTLY ON!" "0.00
[LOOC] 'Green': """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" "100.00
[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: copier" "0.00

[LOOC] 'Syfer': """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" " "101.00
[LOOC] Andrey Chornovyl: HAHAHA" "0.00
[LOOC] 'Syfer': NOOO" "0.00

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 12-02-2011

12:41 PM - |HGN| Yorty: Bad.
12:41 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: Naw.
12:42 PM - |HGN| Yorty: Yep.
12:42 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: Yup.
12:42 PM - |HGN| Yorty: Nope?
12:43 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald: No.
12:43 PM - |HGN| Yorty: Possibly.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 12-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 12-02-2011

<23:04:55> "jake": i secretly keep one ruble each time i give my paycheck
<23:05:03> "Rook\DTRZ": LOL
<23:05:06> "Deluxulous": you sonofabitch
<23:05:15> "ComradeBritish": Faction is dieing because of you jake.
<23:05:16> "Deluxulous": you'll burn in hell for eternity
<23:05:22> "Dug": AHHHHHHHHHH BASTARD
<23:05:25> "Dug": CRUSIFY HIM
<23:05:27> "Dug": HERETIC!
<23:05:32> "jake": uh oh

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 13-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 13-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 13-02-2011
4:16 AM - <3 ;): hey picto!
|HGN-STTO| Picto Wolf is now Online.
4:16 AM - |HGN-STTO| Picto Wolf: hello
4:16 AM - <3 ;): Can I have a gug?
4:16 AM - <3 ;): lol
4:16 AM - <3 ;): a hug
4:16 AM - |HGN-STTO| Picto Wolf hugs you

You shouldent of hugged Picto. As he is a tar monster.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 13-02-2011

I like to be dirty :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 13-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 13-02-2011

[LOOC] SSldr. Boris Molotov: Hey is stalker's Homeless by the way ?" "0.00[LOOC] Lt. Sergei Kozak: you remember it LOL" "0.00
[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: A stalker is illeagle tresspasser. " "0.00
[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: he's only homeless if it was a hobo that came to the zone" "0.00
[LOOC] SSldr. Boris Molotov: But They not have a home am i right ?" "0.00
[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: They have one wherever they left to come to the zone" "0.00
[LOOC] SSldr. Boris Molotov: That mean's in Teory i could call stalker's hobo's" "0.00

[LOOC] SSldr. Boris Molotov: Right `?" "0.00[LOOC] Lt. Sergei Kozak: they live in dem villas bro" "0.00
[LOOC] SSldr. Akayla Aoki: You're all dumb -_-" "0.00
[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: Demotion" "0.00
[LOOC] Lt. Sergei Kozak: <3" "0.00
[LOOC] SSldr. Boris Molotov: Eh stfu before i Fuddle with you" "0.00

[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: Fuddle, LOL" "0.00[LOOC] Lt. Colonel Yuri Chornovyl: Interesting word" "0.00

[LOOC] Lt. Sergei Kozak: fuddle lol" "0.00[LOOC] SSldr. Akayla Aoki: I can't stop laughing" "0.00

He meant to say Fondled....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 14-02-2011

1:29 PM - |HGN-STSA| ThY: How do I mine fish on Minecraft?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 15-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 14-02-2011
1:29 PM - |HGN-STSA| ThY: How do I mine fish on Minecraft?

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.memegenerator.net%2FImageMacro%2F4657890%2FYOU-CAN-NOT-MINE-FISH-CHALENGE-ACCEPTED.jpg%3FimageSize%3DMedium%26amp%3BgeneratorName%3Dchallenge-accepted&hash=6c9cfba6453e1c03b888f234dcd9ca7c1fd92053)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 15-02-2011

21:09 - (PIG) knife_cz: I started yesterday,just finished that quest with ghouls and their "tourney"
21:09 - (PIG) knife_cz: now im in vegas with mr.house
21:10 - Jack: DUDE
21:10 - Jack: MR house is nigger
21:10 - Jack: he betrays you !
21:10 - (PIG) knife_cz: ....

Why do people spoil me..why..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 16-02-2011

** [19|Mossberg|Merc suit...] puts his PDa on the Table as he clicks play on teh PDA
(+) |HGN|Recreas has connected to the server.
** Child Porn
** 'Hydra' stares, horrified.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 16-02-2011

12:26 PM - |HGN-STSA| Dug: HGN TAGZ MUST HAZ
12:26 PM - |HGN-STSA| Dug: OR DIE

hgn is a cult w@

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 17-02-2011

** [M|37|Orange Exoskelet...] pulls out a picnic basket from his asshole.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 18-02-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
cannonInspector: Hey
cannonInspector: Hey
cannonInspector: Furfag
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: what
cannonInspector: Do you have access to the Minecraft server configs?
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: No
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: But I can ask Last.Exile
cannonInspector: hahahah
cannonInspector: Nevermind then
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: Why ?
cannonInspector: I was going to add plugins
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: I already told Last.Exile to add runecraft
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: but he doesn't respone
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: *response
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: or talks about something else
cannonInspector: Runecraft is pretty not good
cannonInspector: Also
cannonInspector: That's silver for you
cannonInspector: Pretty much inept
cannonInspector: at certain things, I guess.
cannonInspector: Is that hunk of crap running Bukkit or Vanilla?
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: Vanilla
cannonInspector: Sigh
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: also
cannonInspector: I'm going to rig up my server, then.
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: who are you btw ?
cannonInspector: Not telling. You'll probably tattle on me or something.

The Minecraft Griefer ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 18-02-2011

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 18-02-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
cannonInspector: Hey
cannonInspector: Hey
cannonInspector: Furfag
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: what
cannonInspector: Do you have access to the Minecraft server configs?
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: No
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: But I can ask Last.Exile
cannonInspector: hahahah
cannonInspector: Nevermind then
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: Why ?
cannonInspector: I was going to add plugins
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: I already told Last.Exile to add runecraft
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: but he doesn't respone
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: *response
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: or talks about something else
cannonInspector: Runecraft is pretty not good
cannonInspector: Also
cannonInspector: That's silver for you
cannonInspector: Pretty much inept
cannonInspector: at certain things, I guess.
cannonInspector: Is that hunk of crap running Bukkit or Vanilla?
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: Vanilla
cannonInspector: Sigh
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: also
cannonInspector: I'm going to rig up my server, then.
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: who are you btw ?
cannonInspector: Not telling. You'll probably tattle on me or something.

The Minecraft Griefer ?

Ragolution and probably. Im really not sure what mods to install on our minecraft server and blackstar you don't much much of a clue either. It seems bukkit is probably the way forward since it's a API mod which allows easy coding and such and has alot of playermade plugins as well as alot of control features however it means the world has to be wiped.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 19-02-2011

Quote14:20 - |HGN-STSA| ThY - Pc hates gmod: I can kill you 72728 ways. Only with my thumb
14:20 - nK3 - Birthday :3: I bet you could do alot more with your finger
14:20 - |HGN-STSA| ThY - Pc hates gmod: GET THE FUCK OUT
14:20 - nK3 - Birthday :3: :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: MrSmiley on 19-02-2011

[LOOC] Yuri Babikov: My Hydra... it's awfully hot in here...
[LOOC] 'Hydra': Don't even think about it.
[LOOC] Yuri Babikov: Why don't you... take off that suit?
[LOOC] 'Hydra': I can't, my hands are tied.
[LOOC] Yuri Babikov: Then... I'll take it off... for you.
[LOOC] Yuri Babikov: **Creeper stare.
[LOOC] 'Hydra': ** Rape stare.
[

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 19-02-2011

Rofl, I was bsing Raven about something and I got banned.

Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Banned for 3600 mins ( Lying about what an admin says. )".

5:57 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: Ah.
5:57 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: Too bad.
5:57 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: I was going to help you.
5:57 PM - [VGN] Wolf: :(
5:57 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: guess you died
5:57 PM - [VGN] Wolf: Nah
5:57 PM - [VGN] Wolf: We're working around it.
5:58 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: Nope.
5:58 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: even if you're patched up
5:59 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: you not have pneumonia
5:59 PM - |hgn| molly ringwald <3: you can thank commisar sexy pants for this.

I'm a bad girl :O

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 19-02-2011

QuotecannonInspector: Not telling. You'll probably tattle on me or something.

hahahaIwasrighthahah

Edit; I am totally not the griefer.
I wouldn't stoop so low.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 20-02-2011

Turk now in ᴴᴰ! walks into Bobby's room where he sits and plays TF2
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! raises his 9mm pistols.
Emperor Bobby ☭ is now Online.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! pulls back the hammer.
Emperor Bobby ☭ is idling
Emperor Bobby ☭: Ya nub.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! pulls the trigger, THe first two shots hitting his screen.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Nuuuuu
Emperor Bobby ☭: now i canty view my items
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! continues to the pull the trigger.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! breaks various things in the room, until only bobby is left.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Not my Slinky!
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! reloads aiming at bobby.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ!: Gobble.. Gobble. Mother fucker.
Emperor Bobby ☭ ducks
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! pulls the trigger. Missing.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ!: Oh shi-
Emperor Bobby ☭ whips out his BanHammer
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! dives backwards, Max payne like, Firing.
Emperor Bobby ☭ wonders why he is doing sf rp.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! puts a round into bobby's leg.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Balls!
Emperor Bobby ☭ Throws his now broken slinky at you.
Emperor Bobby ☭: (one of the metal kind, so you know it'l sting)
Turk now in ᴴᴰ! falls down, Dead, From the fatal hit to the gobbler.
Emperor Bobby ☭: ah.
Turk now in ᴴᴰ!: /it A news reporter runs away to the quotes thread
Emperor Bobby ☭: ok.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: TheAndyShandy on 20-02-2011

[DutySuit|Modified Vin...] says "Give me a bottle of cigs."
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: A PACK
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: LOL.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragon on 20-02-2011

Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 20-02-2011
[DutySuit|Modified Vin...] says "Give me a bottle of cigs."
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: A PACK
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: LOL.

A bottle of Cigs.
That moment was fucking Epic

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 20-02-2011

I was thinking of buying vodka, but then I remembered my char actually smokes.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 21-02-2011

(21:41) Sgt. Krill Leren yells "UNDRESS NOW, BITCH!"
(21:41) Lieutenant-Colonel Sevastian Polyakev radios in "I turned the stationary off, Maskinsky. Seems that they're... Well, broken."
(21:41) [LOOC] Sgt. Krill Leren: Void.
(21:41) ** [Female|Bandana|RedHai...] frowns.
(21:41) ** S-Sldr. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic grins.
(21:41) [LOOC] Rct. Svetlana Boginskya: oh LOL
(21:42) J-Sgt. Yuri 'Goblin' Radoslav radios in "Ours exploded..."
(21:42) S-Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky radios in "Roger... we uh.. tossed ours off the tower."
(21:42) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic: quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 21-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 21-02-2011
(21:41) Sgt. Krill Leren yells "UNDRESS NOW, BITCH!"
(21:41) Lieutenant-Colonel Sevastian Polyakev radios in "I turned the stationary off, Maskinsky. Seems that they're... Well, broken."
(21:41) [LOOC] Sgt. Krill Leren: Void.
(21:41) ** [Female|Bandana|RedHai...] frowns.
(21:41) ** S-Sldr. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic grins.
(21:41) [LOOC] Rct. Svetlana Boginskya: oh LOL
(21:42) J-Sgt. Yuri 'Goblin' Radoslav radios in "Ours exploded..."
(21:42) S-Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky radios in "Roger... we uh.. tossed ours off the tower."
(21:42) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic: quoted

Lol.. Just lol. What i'm missing. Damn. : ( : D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 21-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 21-02-2011
(21:41) Sgt. Krill Leren yells "UNDRESS NOW, BITCH!"
(21:41) Lieutenant-Colonel Sevastian Polyakev radios in "I turned the stationary off, Maskinsky. Seems that they're... Well, broken."
(21:42) S-Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky radios in "Roger... we uh.. tossed ours off the tower."

"...and shot it. Multiple times."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 21-02-2011

Quote from: Sharrock on 21-02-2011
Paintcheck you just think it's boring because You can NOT passive, it requires you to actually RP, not just come up with false theories to make something you want sound better.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 21-02-2011

Lol, fucking stationary radio not working.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 22-02-2011

Quote from: Dug on 21-02-2011
Lol, fucking stationary radio not working.

That thing made us rage for fucking hours, and then afterwards when we figured out it didn't work, Ace still tried to tell the person on the other end through the stationary that they were demoted... Silly Ace.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 22-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 22-02-2011

Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I have something to tell you.
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIIIIFE, AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU I SWEAR.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 22-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 21-02-2011

I've never seen him play.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011

That's because I don't play on any of HGN's servers currently because Crussaria is always empty and I harbor possibly unhealthy amounts of hatred for 2 of the admins on SRP and it is more or less becase of them that I decided to stop admining and quit the server. If you around before all of this happened you would understand why that is an astonishingly stupid statement.

Quote from: Kieck on SF
|HGN| thekicek: Paint can I ask you a favor?
*Immediately logs off after finishing that sentence

Uh sure I guess? It would probably help if you stayed online long enough for me to respond to your SF.

I don't know, I always find it amusing when someone asks me something and then immediately logs before I can answer.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 22-02-2011

QuoteIf you around before all of this happened

I heard you left because you were a shitty admin.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011

I heard you were an obnoxious troll also. The difference between the two statements is that mine is true and yours is false.

If I was such a shitty admin I probably wouldn't have been the longest admin HGN ever had (continuous at least. Nitro got his admin around the same time but he has spells of inactivity. Locke has been around a while too but again not continuously) nor garnered several votes in the HGN Community Awards for "Best Admin" (among "Best Roleplayer", "Best Character", and "Best Overall" as well in the last two topics) nor would I have been a CSV for a while (only stepping down from that to go to college) nor would I have spent 800+ hours in the server.

In short, I don't feel like I need to justify myself to you since you are only looking to troll. I've been a member of this community for coming up on 2 years this March, have donated to it, have done some work on the sweps and economy and countless other things over that long stretch that have garnered me much respect from many members here. Who, exactly, are you to be calling me out?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 22-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
QuoteIf you around before all of this happened

I heard you left because you were a shitty admin.

You DEFINITELY heard wrong.

Quote from: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011
I heard you were an obnoxious troll also. The difference between the two statements is that mine is true and yours is false.

If I was such a shitty admin I probably wouldn't have been the longest admin HGN ever had nor garnered several votes in the HGN Community Awards for "Best Admin" (among "Best Roleplayer", "Best Character", and "Best Overall" as well in the last two topics) nor would I have been a CSV for a while (only stepping down from that to go to college) nor would I have spent 800+ hours in the server.

In short, I don't feel like I need to justify myself to you. But I did anyway.

This.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 22-02-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011nor garnered several votes in the HGN Community Awards for "Best Admin" (among "Best Roleplayer", "Best Character", and "Best Overall" as well in the last two topics)

winning the special Olympics

you're still a retard if you do so

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 22-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011nor garnered several votes in the HGN Community Awards for "Best Admin" (among "Best Roleplayer", "Best Character", and "Best Overall" as well in the last two topics)

winning the special Olympics

you're still a retard if you do so

Sure thing killdead, What ever helps you sleep at night.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 22-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
QuoteIf you around before all of this happened

I heard you left because you were a shitty admin.

We can stop the flaming, thank you. This has already been reported, I hope your stay here was a nice one, because it's about to be cut short.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 22-02-2011

Quote from: Duranblackraven on 22-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
QuoteIf you around before all of this happened

I heard you left because you were a shitty admin.

We can stop the flaming, thank you. This has already been reported, I hope your stay here was a nice one, because it's about to be cut short.

:OOO

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 22-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
winning the special Olympics

you're still a retard if you do so

Wow that was truly impressive your intellect dizzies me! How do you do it? No wonder you were picked on in public school and had to be homeschooled with the attitude you have. Hope you grow up at some point.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 22-02-2011

Hm. Good thing I used the forum strikes on people like eroticduck.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: eroticduck on 22-02-2011

Quote from: Dug on 22-02-2011
Hm. Good thing I used the forum strikes on people like eroticduck.

OH NO

DONT DO IT AGAIN PLEASE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 22-02-2011

Quote from: eroticduck on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Dug on 22-02-2011
Hm. Good thing I used the forum strikes on people like eroticduck.

OH NO

DONT DO IT AGAIN PLEASE

I sure hope you don't get banned.

He said knowingly.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 23-02-2011

Please; shut up. I liked this thread.

QuoteIlyana Antanova has used '/Me is takin a shower in the corner'.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky has used '/Me peeks.'.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Linxiekins on 23-02-2011

A man that needs no introduction, Rav

-AaW-Sin geifs hugs and runs off
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท Gets boner
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: LOOK I AM TOSSING MY OWN SALAD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ralazo on 23-02-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Linxiekins on 23-02-2011

-_- That wasn't what it looked like, I was afking to go takes a showar D:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 23-02-2011

Quote from: Ralazo on 23-02-2011
|HGN| Ral: Doom.
|HGN| Ral: your a nasty old man
|HGN| Ral: Ilyana Antanova has used '/Me is takin a shower in the corner'.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky has used '/Me peeks.'.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: fdhshg

Already quoted it :<

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-02-2011

(23:03) Ruslan Druzhilbov says "I still suggest two bandits with one bullet." -- Me
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: Jake ur such a noob
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: Learn to RP
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: 1. U dont know what NLR means
(23:03) [LOOC] 'Skully': Im not fucking Jake, Radek agreed with up now Stfu.
(23:03) [LOOC] Ruslan Druzhilbov: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 24-02-2011

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-02-2011

|HGN-DEV| Jake: why did you even bother with RS
|HGN-DEV| Jake: it didn't have a server
The Strelok who stole christmas: Dont know if want to come back to HGN. and I didnt bother with it.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: really
The Strelok who stole christmas: I left
|HGN-DEV| Jake: you became an admin on it
The Strelok who stole christmas: HGN needs a better script.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: Like what
The Strelok who stole christmas: Not Radiated cake script.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: you idiot
The Strelok who stole christmas: Thats for sure.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: it doesn't use cakescript
The Strelok who stole christmas: What ever man, It is outdated,
|HGN-DEV| Jake: what the fuck are you talking about
The Strelok who stole christmas: SK likes to make wild claims that he made the script, 100% by him self.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: he didn't say that
The Strelok who stole christmas: I dont care jake, I just know people dont want Rad script anymore.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: do you even know what script do we use
|HGN-DEV| Jake: how one can be so ignorant
The Strelok who stole christmas: Jesus christ, How can one be so arrogant.
|HGN-DEV| Jake: are you speaking about yourself
The Strelok who stole christmas: I dont have the time, Nor the will to speak with you anymore.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 25-02-2011

Loled.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-02-2011

I lol'd on Coletrain.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-02-2011

That's 2power.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-02-2011

Quote from: Jake on 25-02-2011
That's 2power.

Lol. Thought it was Coletrain, since he renamed himself "Strelok Holmes".

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 25-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-02-2011
That's 2power.
Lol. Thought it was Coletrain, since he renamed himself "Strelok Holmes".

Your a fucking idiot.

The Strelok who stole christmas
Steelok holmes, DIFFERNTCE THERE BRO.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 25-02-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 25-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-02-2011
That's 2power.
Lol. Thought it was Coletrain, since he renamed himself "Strelok Holmes".

Your a fucking idiot.

The Strelok who stole christmas
Steelok holmes, DIFFERNTCE THERE BRO.

ORLY?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 26-02-2011

Nitro(Jock) and I(Ivan) chatting in LOOC.

[LOOC] 'Ivan': HERETIC
[LOOC] 'Ivan': WE MUST SACRAFICE HIM TO THE BLOOD GOD
[LOOC] Jock: Fuck no Slanesh
[LOOC] 'Ivan': We blow him up with a lot of boom boomz?
[LOOC] Jock: No fuck him to death
[LOOC] 'Ivan': Oooooh, but I'm not gay...
[LOOC] Jock: Then ill do it you hold him down
[LOOC] 'Ivan': Kay

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 26-02-2011

Me destroying an opponent

Quotefirst rigged model testing: wow 2power
first rigged model testing: grow up
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Hey, Fuck you.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I asked spacy
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: He said it was fine
first rigged model testing: spacy was never a member of the group
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Crawl back into the hole of shit you call HGN
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Back back
first rigged model testing: you're in a sticky situation boy
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: While your at it, Go brown nose Silver Knight for a promotion you jerk
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Spacy was the leader of BR
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Learn your History.
first rigged model testing: no
first rigged model testing: welshy created it
first rigged model testing: your argument is invalid
first rigged model testing: welshy was here before spacy
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: But spacy took control of it.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: At one point in time.
first rigged model testing: no
first rigged model testing: because welshy was the director until he left
first rigged model testing: BR fell after that
first rigged model testing: so you just failed
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I like how you come to GGL to make me look bad.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: No, I dont think so this time.
first rigged model testing: i joined GGL before this
first rigged model testing: so your argument failed
first rigged model testing: again
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: 2 posts,
first rigged model testing: so?
first rigged model testing: what does that say?
first rigged model testing: nothing.
first rigged model testing: exactly
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I will not beg you to stop.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: It will only feed you.
first rigged model testing: when did i ask you to beg me
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: And there is an old saying out there.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Dont feed the trolls...
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Or jake.
first rigged model testing: how am I being a troll
first rigged model testing: 2power you're a 10 year old just admit it
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: 10?
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: No.
first rigged model testing: well you act like it
first rigged model testing: so thats an accurate assumption
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Hm, It is still an assumption, But I'd like to ask you something Jake, Do you like to be a dick?
first rigged model testing: well I've never thought of being a male genital
first rigged model testing: do you think of that often?
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I bet you do Jake, Speaking of that...Did you have to give a blow job to SK for that job?
first rigged model testing: i dont need to ask anyone if I want to contribute
first rigged model testing: I'm not an idiot who steals someones work and doesn't even care to credit or mention him
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I'm sure you begged, You brown nosing little shit.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: And Spacy told me he was the leader.
first rigged model testing: how do you even explain your point
first rigged model testing: that am I dick for contributing?
first rigged model testing: you talk sense boy
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: You being a dick because you should of told me spacy was not the leader.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Before you made a lame ass post.
first rigged model testing: I don't care about failchildren like yourself
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Because you your self are a fail-child, You are a little prick we corners people and treat them like shit.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: So In a way.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: You're a fag, A dick, and a Prick.
first rigged model testing: you're mad
first rigged model testing: please re-phrase yourself without adding further rage
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Did I add rage?
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: No raging-Fail children use CAPS.
first rigged model testing: how does the function of adding capital letters show your feelings
first rigged model testing: it doesn't
first rigged model testing: the way you write does
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: It shows that people who want to seem mad use it.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I dont care.
first rigged model testing: thats what they all say after a hot cup of rage
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: I'm not playing your game.
first rigged model testing: problem, failchild?
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Continue to spread your shit.
first rigged model testing: it isn't shit when it's true
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: Please, I will applaud it.
first rigged model testing: then admit that you stole everything from HGN
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: You want me to do that, When Spacy said it was ok to use his material.
The Strelok who stole Chistmas: It was a misteak.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 26-02-2011

Quote[6'1|ScotishAcent|Merc...] says "[e] Im gonna rip your fucking spleen out!"
Albino 5 says "No fuck you."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 26-02-2011

Well 2power gets a pban from HGN now. GGL is made up of thieves, cunts, tnb and HGN rejects and our blessid fail children. It's funny that. We port and make the content pack. Paradox steals it and uses it with our leaked script. They die tnb takes the content pack and has their own script and now ggl steals tnbs script and content pack. It's a sad day that such useless leech communties exist. I didn't mind tnb doing srp because they took away all our dmers and bad roleplayers which was a success but ggl insists on using our hard-worked maps too.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 26-02-2011

DOS. It isn't that fucking hard.

From an irl friend of mine who stayed in California for college:

QuoteHeadpunch: Also, you ever made out with a girl that really gets into it and ends up slobbering on your face?
Headpunch: Really buzz kill right there
Headpunch: Party Foul!
Headpunch: Also, when the girl is going to the bathroom
Headpunch: ask if she's feeling like she needs to puke
Headpunch: if she says yes, don't make out with her when she's done!
Headpunch: Did not think that one through....
Headpunch: same with girls that smoke
Headpunch: just nasty
Paintcheck: The sky is blue
Headpunch: ?
Paintcheck: Oh I'm sorry I thought it was "state the obvious" night

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 02-03-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Linxiekins on 03-03-2011

-AaW-Sin: roooooooooooar
|HGN| Cap'n Yorty puts you back in your cage.
-AaW-Sin: D:
-AaW-Sin rattles a cup on the bars, singin slave songs from her days in the cotton fields
|HGN| Cap'n Yorty: Riiiight.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 09-03-2011

(17:39) MPF-UNION-05.44157 says "<:: I'm a gay big fish baby." -- andrew
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Whoops
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: LOL -- me
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Void that
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: VOID IT
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAH
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAHAHHAA
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: ...
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: FUCKING QUOTED
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: Son... -- doomburger
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: It was a bind for something

A bind...?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 09-03-2011

Quote from: PistolKid on 09-03-2011
(17:39) MPF-UNION-05.44157 says "<:: I'm a gay big fish baby." -- andrew
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Whoops
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: LOL -- me
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Void that
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: VOID IT
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAH
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAHAHHAA
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: ...
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: FUCKING QUOTED
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: Son... -- doomburger
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: It was a bind for something

A bind...?

Nope mingiing, Binds dont include the <:: lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 09-03-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 09-03-2011
Quote from: PistolKid on 09-03-2011
(17:39) MPF-UNION-05.44157 says "<:: I'm a gay big fish baby." -- andrew
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Whoops
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: LOL -- me
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Void that
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: VOID IT
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAH
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAHAHHAA
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: ...
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: FUCKING QUOTED
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: Son... -- doomburger
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: It was a bind for something

A bind...?

Nope mingiing, Binds dont include the <:: lol

No. I don't think you understand. If you're flagged as a Combine unit it automatically adds it in.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 09-03-2011

Quote from: PistolKid on 09-03-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 09-03-2011
Quote from: PistolKid on 09-03-2011
(17:39) MPF-UNION-05.44157 says "<:: I'm a gay big fish baby." -- andrew
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Whoops
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: LOL -- me
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: Void that
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: VOID IT
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAH
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: AHAHAHAHHAA
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: ...
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.56123: FUCKING QUOTED
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-04.53658: Son... -- doomburger
(17:39) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-05.44157: It was a bind for something

A bind...?

Nope mingiing, Binds dont include the <:: lol

No. I don't think you understand. If you're flagged as a Combine unit it automatically adds it in.

ook

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 10-03-2011

Well,that i call a nice Quote :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 11-03-2011

For those who don't know, Griffen is LoneSoldier

Quote
|?G?-??V| ?????: whats ICR
[ICR] Griffen: HL2RP
|?G?-??V| ?????: is that your new community
[ICR] Griffen: I dont own it no.
|?G?-??V| ?????: any websites/groups
[ICR] Griffen: I dont sign up on forums anymore.
[ICR] Griffen: I forgot the link.
|?G?-??V| ?????: who's the owner
[ICR] Griffen: Communizt.
|?G?-??V| ?????: alrighty
|?G?-??V| ?????: oh it sucks that the search cant find anything
|?G?-??V| ?????: what about his SF name
[ICR] Griffen: Thats his SF name.
[ICR] Griffen: [ICR-O]Communizt
|?G?-??V| ?????: i found it
|?G?-??V| ?????: hahah
|?G?-??V| ?????: 3 owners
|?G?-??V| ?????: it's going to die soon
[ICR] Griffen: Nah it wont.
|?G?-??V| ?????: ya it will
|?G?-??V| ?????: ill give it a month
[ICR] Griffen: You will? Pfft.
|?G?-??V| ?????: lol
|?G?-??V| ?????: where's everything
|?G?-??V| ?????: City factions
|?G?-??V| ?????: lol
[ICR] Griffen: are you trying to troll?
|?G?-??V| ?????: this thing looks like fail
|?G?-??V| ?????: ol
|?G?-??V| ?????: basically
|?G?-??V| ?????: another hl2rp
|?G?-??V| ?????: And really
|?G?-??V| ?????: -In Character Part-

Full Name: Jordan Freeman
|?G?-??V| ?????: accepted
[ICR] Griffen: ICR was up for almost a year from October 2009. Then faggot homos made it shut down.
[ICR] Griffen: Now Communizt is remaking it.
|?G?-??V| ?????: well
|?G?-??V| ?????: a few things
|?G?-??V| ?????: free forum
|?G?-??V| ?????: shitty organization
|?G?-??V| ?????: 3 owners
|?G?-??V| ?????: (fail)
|?G?-??V| ?????: and people don't realize this
[ICR] Griffen: so hows hgn? they still the largest group of faggots in gmod?
|?G?-??V| ?????: i dont really see why you're so mad
|?G?-??V| ?????: this reminds me of CRP
|?G?-??V| ?????: it's going to die
|?G?-??V| ?????: just like CRP
[ICR] Griffen: CRP wouldnt have died if you guys didnt have a hissy fit.
|?G?-??V| ?????: no
|?G?-??V| ?????: it died
|?G?-??V| ?????: because of us
|?G?-??V| ?????: funny
|?G?-??V| ?????: you didn't even learn
[ICR] Griffen: What do you mean?
[ICR] Griffen: Im admin in three servers right now. And a community manager for one.
|?G?-??V| ?????: you mean
|?G?-??V| ?????: shitty communities
|?G?-??V| ?????: like CRP
[ICR] Griffen: Lolno
|?G?-??V| ?????: ya
|?G?-??V| ?????: it doesnt even matter
[ICR] Griffen: Talking about shitty communitys, HGN is in the top 3.
|?G?-??V| ?????: oh really
[ICR] Griffen: Yesrly
[ICR] Griffen: I could ask almost my whole friends list and they would reply with, "HGN is troll central."
[ICR] Griffen: If ShittyKnight didn't own it, maybe there'd be alot more players than a bunch of fucking british children, including SK.
|?G?-??V| ?????: no
|?G?-??V| ?????: [ICR] Griffen: Talking about shitty communitys, HGN is in the top 3.
|?G?-??V| ?????: list
[ICR] Griffen: Only 2 or 3% of garrys modders like HGN dude.
|?G?-??V| ?????: idc
|?G?-??V| ?????: nobody cares
|?G?-??V| ?????: only you do
|?G?-??V| ?????: you think that people hate hgn
|?G?-??V| ?????: in reality
|?G?-??V| ?????: nobody gives a fuck except 12 years olds like you
|?G?-??V| ?????: and spawnmax
[ICR] Griffen: I really dont care, I only speak the truth.
|?G?-??V| ?????: the truth really
|?G?-??V| ?????: well show me the vote results of all people who played garrysmod
|?G?-??V| ?????: ?
|?G?-??V| ?????: oh exactly
|?G?-??V| ?????: so before you defend your retarded communities, you should think
[ICR] Griffen: Retarded communities. Pfft.
[ICR] Griffen: Atleast most of mine are not a bunch of british kid arm chair commandos.
[ICR] Griffen: Dont even deny that HGN isn't a bunch of britfags.
|?G?-??V| ?????: HGN
|?G?-??V| ?????: has a small amount of british people
|?G?-??V| ?????: fail
[ICR] Griffen: LOL.
|?G?-??V| ?????: most are americunts
[ICR] Griffen: Now your just lying.
|?G?-??V| ?????: no
|?G?-??V| ?????: i know because im in HGN for years now
|?G?-??V| ?????: what about you
|?G?-??V| ?????: you got kicked out
|?G?-??V| ?????: 3 times
|?G?-??V| ?????: and ip blocked from the domain
|?G?-??V| ?????: holy fuck you're mad
[ICR] Griffen: I was with HGN since the beginning. When they moved to the chernobyl map, I got perma banned because of SK's insecurities(obv britfag).
|?G?-??V| ?????: no you weren't with HGN since the beginning
|?G?-??V| ?????: you joined when Zone died
[ICR] Griffen: You think I didnt spoof an IP and get back onto their forums to steal more shit?
|?G?-??V| ?????: HGN was there before you were born
[ICR] Griffen: Yes, because a four year old fo sho would play GMod.
|?G?-??V| ?????: well there are unique retards
|?G?-??V| ?????: you got banned for your fail
|?G?-??V| ?????: do you want me to quote you?
[ICR] Griffen: Go head.
[ICR] Griffen: I simply started a community. SK got insecure and pissed off, like the average old britfag would.
[ICR] Griffen: He banned me.
[ICR] Griffen: trolololol
|?G?-??V| ?????: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/scrapyard/lonesoldiermattym-and-'the-zone-rp'-lulz (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/scrapyard/lonesoldiermattym-and-'the-zone-rp'-lulz)
|?G?-??V| ?????: stealing radscript
|?G?-??V| ?????: and HGN's idea
[ICR] Griffen: Wasen't my server or community.
[ICR] Griffen: That was RAD
[ICR] Griffen: HybridNinja started that. Then handed it to a friend named Barton.
[ICR] Griffen: Anyways, I need t ogo.
|?G?-??V| ?????: lol
|?G?-??V| ?????: no
|?G?-??V| ?????: hybridlost can't code and Kahn made the script
|?G?-??V| ?????: stop bullshitting everyone
[ICR] Griffen is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 11-03-2011

Cool story Jake
now, whos "Lonesoldier"?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 12-03-2011

(+) (10:06pm) GNOMOSEXUAL has connected to the server.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 13-03-2011

Quote from: Nik3 on 11-03-2011
Cool story Jake
now, whos "Lonesoldier"?

Some fag who stole Rad Script and Models.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 13-03-2011

(/) [OOC] Head Guardian Sophia Karrie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Is a very fitting name, might I add.
(@) [OOC] Elder Alexander Veccici: I prefer aaaaaaaaafag.
(/) Paladin James Arrows set aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa's name to Im a retard.
(@) [OOC] Ol'Jimmy 'JJ' Jefferson: ^
(/) Paladin James Arrows has kicked 'Im a retard' (and now im kicked for being a idiot.).
(-) |HGN|Darkzerxx has disconnected from the server.
(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 13-03-2011

[LOOC] Head Guardian Sophia Karrie: now please kick me, Reason :Goto bed.
[LOOC] Head Guardian Sophia Karrie: k?
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Wake up.".
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Wake up.".

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 14-03-2011

After she killed a Frankies member then I continuted to attack her then torture here.

Sorry Pink

Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: Hey, Rav, ease up a bit.
Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: This is /really/ uncomfortable.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: :)
Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: Seriously.
Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: Fucking hell, Rav.
Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: Fade to black.
Pink, the Pompous Wompus Koala: Please.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Doomburger on 15-03-2011

** MPF-UNION-05.44157 unloads a blizzard of cum on the man.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 16-03-2011

Quote|HGN-STSA| ThY is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
16:25 - |HGN-STTO| Picto Wolf: I'm going to rub my hairy chest all over your face...
16:25 - |HGN-STSA| ThY: Quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Picto Wolf on 16-03-2011

MPF-RCT.04935 radios in "<:: Black citizen in the area. Amputatte"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 16-03-2011

Quote from: Picto Wolf on 16-03-2011
MPF-RCT.04935 radios in "<:: Black citizen in the area. Amputatte"

Totally not me

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 17-03-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 17-03-2011

Quote from: Jake on 17-03-2011
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: hey predu
|HGN| Predu: yo
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: why not on FORP lately?
|HGN| Predu: Been playing lol with friends
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: wtf are you trying to say we aren't your friends
|HGN| Predu: wat
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: not cool
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: NOT COOL
|HGN| Predu: Oh
|HGN| Predu: Well
|HGN| Predu: Oh yeah
|HGN| Predu: Fail me
|HGN| Predu: With some of my friends
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: who do you respect more
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: your FRIENDS or your friend
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: s
|HGN| Predu: All friends are friends, some are better and some not
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: wtf permabanned
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: you can love only us
|HGN| Predu: lol
|HGN| Predu: Oh shit I forgot
|HGN| Predu starts praying for hgn
|HGN| Predu: IM SORRY
|HGN| Predu: PLEASE LORD DONT JUDGE ME
Your chat with |HGN| Predu is now a multi-user chat.
|HGN-FATO| Welek entered chat.
|HGN| Predu: Oh shit
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Predu
|HGN| Predu: More keep coming
|HGN-FATO| Welek: I'm fucking angry with you.
|HGN| Predu: Im dead
|HGN| Predu: Please HGN noooo
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Who do you love?
|HGN-FATO| Welek: WHO YOU LOVE BOY?
|HGN| Predu: HGN
|HGN| Predu: All its mightyness
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: thats not what you said
|HGN| Predu: And power
|HGN-FATO| Welek: I HEARD OTHER WISE BOY
|HGN| Predu: Uhhhh
|HGN-FATO| Welek grabs his belt and snaps it
|HGN-FATO| Welek: What was that?
|HGN| Predu: Oh no
|HGN| Predu: OH NO
|HGN| Predu begs HGN for mercy
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: bend....over
|HGN| Predu: Please
|HGN| Predu: No
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: welek should we teach like TRUE HGN ADMINS
|HGN-FATO| Welek: You better bend over boy before this get VIOLENT.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: Now.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: before your chars get pked for insulting HGN
|HGN| Predu: Shiit
|HGN| Predu runs
|HGN-FATO| Welek: GET HIM.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1 grabs predu by his collar with his godly hand
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1 tosses him into the cell of failchildren
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Now do you understand Predu? YOU CANNOT RUN.
|HGN| Predu: No, HGN, no!
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: KirillArmas!
|HGN-FATO| Welek: NOW ENJOY YOUR YOUR STAY IN THE CELL.
|HGN-FATO| Welek: I'M SURE KIRILL WILL ENJOY YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE.
|HGN| Predu: Oh shit
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: You'll end up like killdead
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: he got raped irl by kirill
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: you got 1 day boy
|HGN| Predu: /it DDoS attacks HGN and Predu gets free
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Oh god Killdead I don't want to remember
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: apologize in HGN general discussion
|HGN-FATO| Welek: You better openly apologize or I'll make the thread.
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Where you say you hate HGN.
|HGN| Predu: Shiit
|HGN| Predu: This gun be bad
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Shit just got real.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: predu do it
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: now
|HGN| Predu: Nuuuu
|HGN| Predu: I begged HGN for mercy
|HGN-FATO| Welek: NO MERCY THE WEAK PERISH AND THE STRONG LIVE.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: predu I see those glowing red eyes hungering for boys like you in the corner
|HGN| Predu: Lol
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: better hurry up boy
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: with that thread
|HGN| Predu glares at you
|HGN| Predu: Jaaaakee
|HGN| Predu: I know you want it
|HGN| Predu: Come over here
|HGN| Predu: For some.. candy..
|HGN-FATO| Welek: NO! DON'T FALL FOR IT.
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: how dare you offer your miniscule penis to me
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: go away before me and welek will strangle you with our e-penises
|HGN-FATO| Welek: Mine is rather large
|HGN-FATO| Welek: I would be terrified
|HGN| Predu: Oh shit
|HGN| Predu: You win
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: mine is larger wtf
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: you faggot
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: i have illuminati status for a reason
|HGN-FATO| Welek: illuminati status is for faggots
|HGN-FATO| Welek: im in the 400 club
|HGN-FATO| Welek: thats like the mile high club
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: your posts are reset
|HGN-FOTO| [email protected]_Head1: back at the Zombiefied Cat
|HGN-FATO| Welek: my posts will live forever incased in stone.

Come to me! Come to me and die!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 17-03-2011

I miss Kirill, that crazy pothead motherfucker really entertained me sometimes. He went to the army by the way.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 17-03-2011

: (10:23pm) [LOOC] Steven Cortez: I just told you what my reaction was
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Steven Cortez: *facepalm*
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Hessen Rutter: suprised a fist was coming at you,.
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski: no react, did you get hit
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Steven Cortez: JUST ROLL
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski: did you dodge?
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Hessen Rutter: no rolling
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Steven Cortez: HOLY SHIT IS IT THAT HARD TO DO
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski: holy fuck FINE
Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski has used '/Roll'.
(10:23pm) ** Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski has rolled 100 out of 100.
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Midvied 'Misha' Vershovski: gOD DAMMIT
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Hessen Rutter: KLOL
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Elder Alexander Veccici: HAHAHAHAHAH
(10:23pm) [A Tall caucasian man,...] says "./ lol"
(10:23pm) [LOOC] Elder Alexander Veccici: AHAHAHAH

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 18-03-2011

Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I helped your mom make you.
NeumaticToaster: Same here
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: HOW
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: DOES THAT WORK
NeumaticToaster: We were teleported into each mothers womb
NeumaticToaster: and then magic happened
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: .....
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: what
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: the
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: fuck
NeumaticToaster: yeah
NeumaticToaster: Thats what i was saying
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I was talking about penut butter and jelly sandwiches
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: you sick fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 19-03-2011

Quote5:01 PM - |HGN| Arex: My dick is hard.
5:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ...
5:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I should post this in the quotes thread...
5:03 PM - |HGN| Arex: You do that
5:03 PM - |HGN| Arex: And I'll post your pictures.
5:03 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: O.O
5:03 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What...
5:03 PM - |HGN| Arex: Naked.
5:03 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What...
5:03 PM - |HGN| Arex: Ever felt observed in the bathroom
5:03 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No...
5:04 PM - |HGN| Arex: I'm good at hiding then
5:04 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Lawl?
5:05 PM - |HGN| Arex: Stop touching yourself.
5:05 PM - |HGN| Arex: I said stop it.
5:05 PM - |HGN| Arex: Jesus, Frosty look at that mess.
5:05 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Not in the bathroom
5:05 PM - |HGN| Arex: I'm watching you right now.
5:06 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What am I doing than...
5:06 PM - |HGN| Arex: Waving.
5:06 PM - |HGN| Arex: Stop showing me the middle finger.
5:06 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No...
5:06 PM - |HGN| Arex: Stop waving your prick.
5:06 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: If your supposedly watching
5:06 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What is on my tv.
5:07 PM - |HGN| Arex: Japanese Porn.
5:07 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No
5:07 PM - |HGN| Arex: You just switched channles you bastard.
5:07 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: IM WATCHING NETFLIX
5:07 PM - |HGN| Arex: That's what she said.
5:07 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: WHAT!?
5:07 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENCE
5:07 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: SENSE*
5:08 PM - |HGN| Arex: Didn't I tell you that your mind is way too simple to understand my devious, logical mind ?
5:08 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You.
5:08 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Are.
5:08 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Dumb.
5:08 PM - |HGN| Arex: You sir, are insulting my intelligence.
5:08 PM - |HGN| Arex: Black guys did that too. Look where they ended in the 15-18 Century.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 20-03-2011

QuoteMPF-UNION-04.53658 says "<:: Lookin' for trouble?"
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: MPF-UNION-04.53658 says "<:: Make it double."
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL.
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: MPF-UNION-04.53658 says "<:: To protect the world from devistation. To unite the aliens in our nations. To denounce the evils of Rebels and us. To extend our dicks to the moon above. 53658! Blasting off at the sound of fire! Surrender now or get beat, beat, beat."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 20-03-2011

*After a bunch of people needed to buy ammo Silver said I could make a "Caravan Merchant" character. So I did. Ralazo was on his Enclave char and I told him to create a char to be my guard.*

|HGN| Ral: Ok I made a British guy I'm in spawn waiting for you
|HGN| Ral: ...Wait

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 22-03-2011

I'm reserving for an awesome, juicy quote.

Arn't I, Laveshia? :)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 22-03-2011

Lets see it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 22-03-2011

Quote from: Dug on 22-03-2011
Lets see it.

This

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 23-03-2011

'Puppy' says "My right hand is my Friend...."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-03-2011

Quote from: Goose on 23-03-2011
'Puppy' says "My right hand is my Friend...."

I KNEW IT. Bto is using Mk.22 Hush Puppy with tranquilizer rounds !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 27-03-2011

I used the quote thread wrongly, -snip-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 27-03-2011

Quote from: Ralazo on 27-03-2011
The person above me is heavilly butthurt, I say; procceed with caution or endless crying and raging will be unleashed over you.

Can't we all just be friends?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 27-03-2011

You make me LOL.
Both of you's.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: irondeity on 27-03-2011

You two. Get back in my kitchen. Dont make me get the taser

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 27-03-2011

I don't think the quotes thread was meant for personal issues or arguments

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 27-03-2011

Quote from: PistolKid on 27-03-2011
I don't think the quotes thread was meant for personal issues or arguments

I understand

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 27-03-2011

-respect.

Why don't we quit arguing and trolling eachother. I'm almost thinking this calls for mod intervention

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Roy on 27-03-2011

Next troll or Flaming I see will result in a ban

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 27-03-2011

The Pirate Man: Lol
The Pirate Man: Nub
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: Yes u is
The Pirate Man: omg
The Pirate Man: u pwned me
The Pirate Man: fuu--
The Pirate Man: Hax.
The Pirate Man: i r ragequit
The Pirate Man: fuufufufu
The Pirate Man: u suk
The Pirate Man: i hat u
The Pirate Man is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 28-03-2011

Quote from: Archangel94 on 28-03-2011

The last person that visited acted like a smart ass, so I decided to torture him.. Bloody mess in the room.
I could hear him scream for a while, but its quiet now.. Damn i better clean that room up soon, and drag the body outside.

This is everything that is wrong with most chars on FO/SRP. "This person insulted me so I tortured him to death in the store I was guarding." Ah, 12 year olds.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 28-03-2011

** Paintcheck has won the game.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-03-2011

I agree.
What's so manly in a fucked-up man who loves to give pain ?
How about taking some of it in torture yourself ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 28-03-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 29-03-2011

26.19 MHz: "So, anything interesting happening at Veysey these days?" (16 hours and 43 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Yes, yes. Always happening interesting things there." (16 hours and 8 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "I just wanted to turn on the radio, and start the" (16 hours and 8 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "today's show! And Im so happy to hear so excited listeners" (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "But, today, we take som serious topic." (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Yes, no silly fun, like last time." (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "The great mufflons asked me..." (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "So, today, we will talk about the feelings of the zombies." (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "One of the ex-zombie told me, that he (or she? I cant tell.)" (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "so, that he found the metaphor between the zombies, and the" (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "dying mufflons. They have feelings as well, you know?" (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "He cried at my shoulders. Because everybody hated him." (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Or her." (16 hours and 5 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "No matter where he gone, what he done: everyone just shothim" (16 hours and 5 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "which, is a really, reaaally painful thing. To get shot." (16 hours and 5 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Or mauled. Or sliced. Or hit by a newspaper." (16 hours and 5 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Anyway, we talked a lot about the true feelings of the deads" (16 hours and 4 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "I know, it a strange words together: dead & feeling." (16 hours and 4 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "But yes, we must accept this truth. They are (or was) humans" (16 hours and 4 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "They just hungry: that why they want to eat us." (16 hours and 4 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Nothing personal, nothing hate: like when you eat a mufflon." (16 hours and 3 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "It tasty, moist, and simply great. And when there is a jam.." (16 hours and 3 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Imagine yourself as a mufflon: tasty outside, but your brain" (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "like a jam in the mufflon. The best part!" (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "So, they just want to treat themself with a tasty, tasty" (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "mufflon. The only sad things: we are these mufflons." (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "And, like a mufflon would do: we want to protect ourselfs." (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "And our jam. I mean brain here." (16 hours and 1 minute ago)
26.19 MHz: "There is a wide range of personal defense items:" (16 hours and 1 minute ago)
26.19 MHz: "but, they are all hurts. So, use them wisely." (exactly 16 hours ago)
26.19 MHz: "That what the zombies ask. Its okay to shot them:" (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "but aim for the head. That hurts far less." (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Yes, its looks like inhuman thing to do: but they are dead." (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "So that wont hurt them as much." (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Well, lessons learned: aim for the head. Kill them quickly," (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "and as fast as possible. Without any pain." (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Or give your Jam filled mufflons to them." (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Maybe they will like it better then our brains." (15 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Thats for today folks! I try to get a VIP person" (15 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "for tomorrow. OR day after tomorrow." (15 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "If anyone of you want to talk here" (15 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "just came to our Super Secret Studio (SSS)" (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Which could be found: *static*" (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "Good night, and Veysey out." (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
Damn Adalbert Hospital. Quoted from UrbanDead.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 29-03-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 02-04-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-04-2011

Quote from: Last.Exile on 02-04-2011
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Hopefully things will be more... peaceful.
|HGN-FOTO| CommanderA: haeY
|HGN-FOTO| CommanderA: Wow, wtf
|HGN-FOTO| CommanderA: Yeah*
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Wow, how the hell did you manage that.
|HGN-FOTO| CommanderA: I have no idea

Backwards typing glitch.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-04-2011

--Usual day of our playerbase--

QuoteElder Alexander Veccici has used '/Event A SUITCASE IS NOTICED OUTSIDE THE WASTELANDER'S BASE'.
(01:00) A SUITCASE IS NOTICED OUTSIDE THE WASTELANDER'S BASE
(01:01) Somebody yells " GET BACK!"
(01:01) [A muscular soldier, h...] yells "Fuckin don't touch it!"
Gabriel Ferrand has used '/Y Stay back, let them get it.'.
Jerry Jefferson has used '/Y Get back from it!"'.
(01:01) [A muscular soldier, h...] yells "My city my rules!"
Gabriel Ferrand has used '/Y It could e a trab.'.
Elder Alexander Veccici has used '/Event THE SUITCASE EXPLODES'.
(01:01) THE SUITCASE EXPLODES
(01:01) [ADMIN] [5ft10|WornClothes|Sca...]: What.
Elder Alexander Veccici used the remover tool.
Elder Alexander Veccici removed nx_container
====+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes====
====+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes====
====+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes====
Jerry Jefferson has used '/Y Oh shit!'.
(01:01) ** [A muscular soldier, h...] gets blown off the bridge.
(01:01) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': LOL.

Quote
|HGN-FOSA| Plunger: This isn't the first time
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: let me quote silver
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: PROMISING YOUNG ADMINS

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 02-04-2011

Quote|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: I'd say use
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: models/props_c17/TrapPropeller_Engine.mdl
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: For the generator
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Meh maybe ill keep it big and bulky
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: lol
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: models/props_mining/diesel_generator.mdl
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: As usual, your call
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Maybe ill make it have health as well
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: lol noooo
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: So you have to keep buying them if they blow up
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: ;)
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: 1 in a 1000 chance of it blowing up
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: lol
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: .1% is .1% too hgih.
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: Lol
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Message "I guess cannoninspector didn't inspect it enough"
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: Lol
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: I like
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: models/props_outland/generator_static01a.mdl
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: It looks nicer
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: More 80s
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Yeah but the other one has tha rapist feel
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: lol c'mon
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: lol
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=related)
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Reminds me of several members in hgn
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: lol
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Lol the two at the end
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Trolling
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: Yeah lol
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile is glad there isn't a packy or nigger muppet.
|HGN-FOOP| cannonInspector: Hahahahaha

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 03-04-2011

Quote14:19 - |HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Wow
14:19 - |HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Royz is on
14:19 - |HGN-STSA| ThY: screenshot it.
14:19 - |HGN-STSA| ThY: Probably worth $10

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 03-04-2011

Quote
(o) (18:31) [OOC] Roy White: I just made a stash to ditch my crap
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': trash bomb
(18:31) [ADMIN] [39|Paranoid|Balding|W...]: SOMEONE MADE A TRASH BOMB WITHOUT ME? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 03-04-2011

Quote from: Jake on 03-04-2011
Quote
(o) (18:31) [OOC] Roy White: I just made a stash to ditch my crap
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': trash bomb
(18:31) [ADMIN] [39|Paranoid|Balding|W...]: SOMEONE MADE A TRASH BOMB WITHOUT ME? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': quoted

But they're soooo fun

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 04-04-2011

Quote
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Ill inject 5 psychos. run 15 feet in a rage and die of cardiac arrest.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Sounds like a plan

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 04-04-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 04-04-2011
Quote
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Ill inject 5 psychos. run 15 feet in a rage and die of cardiac arrest.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Sounds like a plan

LOL.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 06-04-2011

So Astarathia is constantly trying to get me to try HL2 RP. I have said before that I do not really find HL2 to be a very interesting setting. So today she once again tries to convince me to get on (mostly by whining about how FO is a horrible, horrible server) and I say "Look I am doing work for school now and I think my time would be better spent doing that than getting on HL2RP with 4 players on it. Convince me of the servers good qualities instead of just shitting on other servers you don't like because that isn't going to sway my opinion." And I get this, which could be a study in "How NOT to convince someone to try your product:"

Quote
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: well, foRP is stupid in my eyes too... no real fun.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Then don't play?
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I don't care what your opinion is
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: not doing it
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: just it ruins hl2
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: by bleeding it out.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Wow you're a selfish prick
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: "Oh no other server deserves to be up"
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: it rots hl2rp out
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: People have different likes
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: for itself
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: To say "HL2 RP is the CORRECT server or the ONLY server HGn should have"
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Is stupid
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Because not everyone likes it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Closing FO wouldn't make people migrate to HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: It woulld make them leave to find another FO server

Her whining goes on and on for a while about how she hates FO some more so I say

Quote|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Stop whining
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Make HL2 worthy of people joining
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I mean every HL2 server I have played on is boring
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Yes there's passive but
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: There's only so many times you can get beat by the MPF before it becomes predictable and boring
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: So you're not doing a very good job of convincing me of why I should spend my time on HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: by whining entirely about Fallout
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: How about you explain what is GOOD about HL2 instead of saying "It's better than Fallout"?

and this is the only thing she can come up with:

Quote
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: hl2rp > Forp. because we dont crawl up silver ass <3. anyways, gong on with rp.
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: as you said, I'm MPF, and admin. it's fun for me.

...So if you're combine and admin it's fun but if you're not you can't think of any redeeming qualities? So I think "Ok she's German maybe I just need to be clearer what I want to hear" so I ask a simpler question:

Quote
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: What passive is available for Citizens?
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: That's the only question I've asked
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: and you haven't answered it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Other than by saying "We has more passive and FO sux"
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Which isn't convincing
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Since you don't have evidence
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I have played it
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: didn't like it.

I am about to have aneurysm right now

Quote
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FALLOUT. JESUS FUCK
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I am telling you talk about HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: So talk about it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I don't care what your opinion of FO is
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: HL2 has a better storyline than Fo.

...What? How does this answer my question? I've been rather good about not talking about HL2 RP at all since it came up but if you are going to go out of your way to shit on other servers in an attempt to make me try HL2 I will be happy to crush you. Apparently debate is not taught in German schools because if it was Astarathia would probably know that trying to prove a point is not accomplished by shitting on qualities the other person has that have nothing to do with the question.

And then 10 minutes after Astarathia acknowledges defeat out of the blue I get this:

Quote

|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: So boring on here atm
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Are you combine?
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Theres just so much harassing I can do to recruits and any Unit under 02 before it gets old.
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Yes
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Im an EpU

I lol'd sooooooooo hard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 08-04-2011

d33tly: Also, the combine actually did help us, sorta
Nomad: Yea
Nomad: sort of
Nomad: If you think hard enough
Nomad: They killed JUSTIN BIEBER.
Nomad: before he got famous.
d33tly: They should be worshiping the combine!
Nomad: Ye

Myself teaching SmirnoFF Ramathmatics.

Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I've lived for 19 years
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: so calculate
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 5 x 19
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 95
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 95 x 100
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 9500
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: So I am 9500 years old
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: In Ramirez years
|HGN| SmirnoFF: :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Astarathia on 09-04-2011

Quote[LOOC] Preston Mell: Beat me god damnit

Yes yes, the averange day of a CP x3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 10-04-2011

Next person to argue FO vs. HL2 in here that isn't posting a quote is getting a several day forum ban. This isn't the GVC, you actually have to stay on topic here.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ralazo on 10-04-2011

Quote|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Staying a child inside is the way to stay a human, retard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 11-04-2011

Quote[LOOC] Prof John Anderson: how did you guess
[LOOC] Senka 'Sin' Chekoff: Because Ivan said fish penis and you both crab walked to the beds
[LOOC] Prof John Anderson: LOL

Yeaaaah, uhm

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 11-04-2011

Feggeto

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 13-04-2011

Acquire Currency: OH SHIT
Acquire Currency: I JUST DID A BARREL ROLL
Acquire Currency: IN GOOGLE EARTH FLIGHT SIMULATOR
Acquire Currency: SUCK IT STARFOX

Suck it Starfox.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Roy on 13-04-2011

Someone being kicked from the Fallout Server by Tom
Reason:For being a rasist

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Astarathia on 14-04-2011

QuoteJamie Smith Spreads his legs and puts his hands on the back of his head.

Yes, so Smithy did this... IC.
Anyways, he said I can post it :p^^

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-04-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Astarathia on 14-04-2011

Fucking lold ^ xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 16-04-2011

Spades told me that Frozenfire was ammoglitching and then he admitted to it.
Kick was imminent

Quote
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: he had to tell me that he lost ammo either way
Spades Neil: Saturday, April 16, 2011
10:01 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Honestly.. not cool.
10:01 AM - Spades Neil: It's a kick, not a ban. Chill out.
10:01 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Just don't even say anything, i don't care.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: You still tattletaled.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: It was a slap on the wrist. Log back in and quit whining.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: When I was banned for ammo glitching, I took it.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: So suck it up.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I got caught by the cops for someone tattleing IRL
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: So just fuck off.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: So don't fucking break the law, idiot.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: And mind r own buisness.
Spades Neil: >_>
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: tell him
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: that he's 10
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: and block him
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: lol
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: 10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I got caught by the cops for someone tattleing IRL
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: he's playing too much Dark RP
Spades Neil: 10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: UNDERAGE DRINKING, NOT A BIG DEAL
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: Uh, yea it is dibshit.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: No.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: I've had friends get killed over that.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: So shut the fuck up.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: Now.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: You're a moron to argue otherwise.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Great for you.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I hope you do to.
Spades Neil: Blocked him now.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 18-04-2011

21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: You stroke a cat
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: O_o
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: And it goes
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: MMMMM
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: and vibrates
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: ..
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: Uhu
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: Vibrates..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 18-04-2011

Got my derpface on. has changed their name to LithianLord.
LithianLord: Oh hey
LithianLord (1): Bastard, that is trademarked
LithianLord: OH YEA?
Got my derpface on. has changed their name to LithianLord (TM).
LithianLord (1): aaargh
LithianLord (TM): U mad (1)?
LithianLord (1): /rage

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 20-04-2011

From Doomburger after I commented on OpenAura's karma system displaying "This is a bad guy" under his name:

Quote
[LOOC] General Anduin Ranger: But the point is that I'm not meant to be a "Bad guy".
[LOOC] General Anduin Ranger: Now, to destroy a window out of impulse.
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 21-04-2011

Darth Ramirez: U
Darth Ramirez puts on his trollface
Darth Ramirez: mad?

10000 interenets for the person that gets this reference.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 21-04-2011

10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What makes you laugh
10:00 PM - Lendog: something that is funny
10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: How about the Ultimate Orgy?
10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Or Showdown
10:00 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Up Butt Coconut?
10:01 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Badgers?
10:01 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - Lendog: and n ot narwhals
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: For fucks sakes
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Show me what makes you left
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: laugh*
10:02 PM - Lendog: Devastating tsunami hits Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80CH_XkpSCE#ws)
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ...
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Are you for cereal?
10:02 PM - Lendog: yes
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You wierd fuck
10:02 PM - Lendog: how
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Just because
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Thats cereal

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Astarathia on 23-04-2011

Quote20:19 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Mass Effect 1 : Reapers?

Mass Effect 2 : Ah yes, Reapers.

Mass Effect 3 : Holy shit! Reapers!
20:19 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:19 - |HGN| Headcrabs |URS|: wat
20:20 - |HGN| Headcrabs |URS|: oh lol
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: It fits
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: so
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: fucking
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: much
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I want ME3
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Now.
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I WANNA GO ON WITH MY EVIL FEMALE SHEMALE WHO HITS THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE AND FUCKED WITH DAT KELLY
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I fucked up
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: bad time.
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Excuse me
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I will now go hang myself.
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ goes away.

I quote this myself. Because I failed there. Hard time. Note: I wanted to type shepard, but my hand was faster than my mind. XD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 24-04-2011

Ah yes "reapers"..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 25-04-2011

Was looking through my PMs and found some old SFRP logs relating to some STALKER RPs between Tom, me, and Ping Pong.

This is a lot funnier if you know the context behind it.

Quote
|HGN| Tom: You went in a man and you came out Dickless and wit a vag!
|HGN| Tom: You need help on this. . .
|HGN| Tom: No offence.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 25-04-2011

Quote9:30 PM - TMG Ghost8919: so hows the stalker rp
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Im done.
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Go die.
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Go ask Dark those questions.
9:34 PM - TMG Ghost8919: oh thats right you play stalk... i mean fallout rp now
9:50 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Damn right
9:52 PM - TMG Ghost8919: yea cause its soo diffrent
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Damn right.
9:52 PM - TMG Ghost8919: so stalker rp you still in that faction
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Nop
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I lead a faction now.
9:53 PM - TMG Ghost8919: really in stalker
9:53 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No.
9:53 PM - TMG Ghost8919: oh cause i know your addicted to stalker
9:54 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Blocked

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 25-04-2011

Quote11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: 11:38 PM - fps_sälem: i said
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: hes a dumpass
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: and should
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: suck my rusty
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: bullethole
11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: That is from him to you
11:38 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: what
11:39 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: Tell him to watch his ass cause he'll get a ban if he keeps acting that way toward an admin
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: 11:39 PM - fps_sälem: who the fuck is khorn anyways
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: An admin...
11:39 PM - fps_sälem: oh
11:39 PM - fps_sälem: FUCK
11:40 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: I'll be sure to find a rusty pipe to compliment his rusty asshole.
11:40 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: And by pipe, I mean Blake's pipe

I lol'd so hard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 05-05-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 09-05-2011

Quote

(21:22) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I wish to teach you how to RP.
(21:22) [LOOC] Alex Carter: DOS IT MATTER I CANT USE GRAMMAR OKAY
(21:22) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yes, you can.
(21:22) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i dont know how so shut up and leave me alone
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Nah.
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: STOP
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NOW
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You need to know how to RP.
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lobridge: Before you play with others.
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i dont want to use grammar
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: GTFO OFF ME NOW
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Well, it's quite important.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Alex.
(21:4) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Please do use proper grammar.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: get me out of the ground
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I DONT KNOW FUCKING HOW
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: This isn't kindergarten.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lwbridge: Yes, you do.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just try.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I FUCKING DONT
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You didn't try yet.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i cant use commas and , or . or T or what evrer
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yeah, you can, it's simple.
(21:25) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i only play rp for fun of playing
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Want me to teach you?
(21:25) [LOOC] Alex Carter: ITS NOT TO ME
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: It takes merely a minute, I promise.
(21:5) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO IT DOSENT I FORGET IT SO FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Now, please stop running away, okay?
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You need to.
(21:25) [British malse [blue e...] says "stop"
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Calm down.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridg: Okay.
(21:26) [LOOC] Alex Carter: WERE THE HELL RO U
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just use SHIFT on the first letter, Alex.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: First steps.
(21:26) [British malse [blue e...] says "i use Alex"
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Well, you got the name right.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: That's already good.
(21:27) [British malse [blue e...] says "listen to me please"
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: But you must at least capitalize the first letter and I'll let you go.
(21:27) [LOOC] Alex Carter: listen
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I'm listening.
(21:27) [LOOC] Alex Carter: if you give me a bolt action i might be able to use grammor
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Ah! No way, Alex, you must prove you're worth it!
(21:28) [LOOC] Alex Carter: HOW FFS
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just push shift when you type the first letter.
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I can wait.
(21:28) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I dont fucking understand happy
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yeah.
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: That's better.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I don't undertand asshole im not used to this.
(21:29) [British malse [blue e...] says "ITS TAT BETTER"
(21:29) [British malse [blue e...] says "ffs"
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Ease up.
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Calling me an asshole won't get you anywhere.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: EASE UP I FUCKING HATE USEING GRAMMAR
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I'm calm, Alex.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: IM NEVER USED TO IT
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO U CALM
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You just have a bad day today
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: fucking t
(21:30) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I CANT FUCKING MOVE IN THERE ITS ALL ERROS TO ME
(21:30) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You must download the content pack.
(21:31) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I HAVE TO MAKE A ACOUNT U DICK HEAD NO WAY
(/) (21:32) John Lowbridge has banned '-->CORRUPT<->>-<<->BULLET<--' for 6 hour(s) (Lack of respect, flaming, acting like a child.).

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 09-05-2011

So thats the reason why you banned him,now I see :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 09-05-2011

Blake edited this. It was funnier before.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 13-05-2011

|HGN|OrangeReal = Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov
CC = Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom

*After a long posting of BANNED FOR...*
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR BEING A HIPPY, FREEFAGER
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BANNED FOR NOT BEING A FABULOUS HIPPY FREEFAG
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR...for....Gah, I can't think of anything.
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR LETTING ME THINK OF ANYTHING
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: I mean, not letting me think of anything
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: ha! THE DAY IS MINE.
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: . . .
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR WINNING
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR HAXING ASWELL
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BANNED FOR BEING aughgh OMFG
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: umad?
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BRO
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: <---- SO MAD
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: UJELLY AS WELL (even though I'm using it wrong.)
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: I THINK U JELLY
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: NOW YOUR BANNED FOR WOOOOOOOOORDM FEEEEEEEEEEEWD
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG-------
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: Oh, lol
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: I'm justk idding
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: Your my favorite hippy freefager.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: <3
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: nope.avi
|HGN|OrangeReal has disconnected from the server.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 14-05-2011

Quote from: Jake
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO U CALM

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 15-05-2011

|HGN| Zee Captain: I know how freedom works
|HGN| Zee Captain: from that one trader in the freedom base in Clear Sky
|HGN| Zee Captain: "Wham bamb, zank you mercenary!"
ComradeBritish: Ashot, his dick is huge.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Ye
|HGN| Zee Captain: His accent
|HGN| Zee Captain: :3
|HGN| Zee Captain: Is awesome
ComradeBritish: Is sexy.
ComradeBritish: Sexy Awesome.

|HGN| Zee Captain: I've been watching to much anime
|HGN| Zee Captain: I was on the porch
|HGN| Zee Captain: and I heard a baby
|HGN| Zee Captain: and it sounded Japanese
|HGN| Zee Captain: fuck
|HGN| SmirnoFF: You're turning into one of us
|HGN| SmirnoFF: Dont be so naive to think you are not infected
|HGN| SmirnoFF: The conversion has already begun

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 16-05-2011

Quote from: RG4
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: Fucking hell
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: ALL of those were putting are hands in our pants to keep them warm

0.o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 16-05-2011

Turkey: HEY BOBBY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Turkey: ITS STORY TIME.
Turkey: DID YOU FAIL PRESCHOOL?
;3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 16-05-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 16-05-2011
Turkey: HEY BOBBY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Turkey: ITS STORY TIME.
Turkey: DID YOU FAIL PRESCHOOL?
;3

Fucking rip from my sig :3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 21-05-2011

|HGN| Ralazo: Thanks black
|HGN| Ralazo: :3
|HGN| Ralazo: oh and since we're all dying sometime
|HGN| Ralazo: i wanted to say
|HGN| Ralazo: that
|HGN| Ralazo: ehm
|HGN| Ralazo: ugh
|HGN| Ralazo: i
|HGN| Ralazo: ug
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: NO
|HGN| Ralazo: love
|HGN| Ralazo: ugh
|HGN| Ralazo: lololo

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 21-05-2011

|HGN-FOSA| 2077: you can remove the .blob thingy
-Vivallion-: Add Sivler to the game
-Vivallion-: silver to the chat i mean
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: no
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: i can't bother him because of this
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: ask him
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: yourself
-Vivallion-: Seriosuyl?
-Vivallion-: Your typo?
-Vivallion-: AND YOU WONT FUCKING ASK HIM TO SOLVE IT?
-Vivallion-: WHAT A SELFIS FUCKING PRICK ARE YOU
-Vivallion-: YORUE A ADMIN
-Vivallion-: FOR GOD SAKES DO SOMETHING TO HELP THE COMMUNITY
-Vivallion-: Nevermind.
-Vivallion-: You cant do anything
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: thank you

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 21-05-2011

15:14 -F- GabeN: ..aah...yes..jackie...cmon....fill me..up...
15:14 -F- GabeN:Wrong chat window.

:/..:/..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 21-05-2011

Quote from: Jake on 21-05-2011
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: you can remove the .blob thingy
-Vivallion-: Add Sivler to the game
-Vivallion-: silver to the chat i mean
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: no
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: i can't bother him because of this
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: ask him
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: yourself
-Vivallion-: Seriosuyl?
-Vivallion-: Your typo?
-Vivallion-: AND YOU WONT FUCKING ASK HIM TO SOLVE IT?
-Vivallion-: WHAT A SELFIS FUCKING PRICK ARE YOU
-Vivallion-: YORUE A ADMIN
-Vivallion-: FOR GOD SAKES DO SOMETHING TO HELP THE COMMUNITY
-Vivallion-: Nevermind.
-Vivallion-: You cant do anything
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: thank you

WoW Bloodlust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YePpuaIi8c4#)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 21-05-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 23-05-2011

2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Suckers can use PDAs right?
2:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: ..
2:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: what
2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was using my PDA
2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: on grit
2:45 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and some guy told me I wasn't allowed
2:45 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: are we not allowed to ICly, did duty make a rule or something?
2:45 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: duty?
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: yeah
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: have duty started making rules against suckers using their PDAs?
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was checking on mission updates from monolith
2:46 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: What the hell are you smoking
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and a duty recruit
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: What?
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: So we're allowed to use them..?
2:47 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Wait wait, tell me the details
2:47 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: the /mes
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was stood at the bottom of the area
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cloaked
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: so I go
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo takes out his PDA
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo operates the PDA, going onto his missions
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: then the duty guy comes down
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and says in LOOC (something like) "What the hell are you doing?"
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I'm like
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: "Using my PDA, don't metagame; I'm cloaked"
2:48 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: who was the duty
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: he was a recruit
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: And he told me off for using my PDA :/
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: what an asshole
2:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Where do bloodsuckers keep their pdas?
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I keep mine in my backpack
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: others keep them in jacket pockets and stuff
2:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Excuse me?
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Like
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: you know people wear things on their back, right?
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: the two straps
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: one over each shoulder
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: that's a backpack
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and a jacket is like a coat
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I keep mine in my backpack
2:50 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: So other bloodsuckers have jackets and coats?
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Yeah
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Not all though
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause monolith don't always have spare clothes and stuff to give out
2:51 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Are you trolling me?
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: No
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I want your help
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause these people are being idiots
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Why are they?
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Cause they're being dicks and saying I can't use my fucking PDA
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and it's pissing me off
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Have you ever played stalker?
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: yes
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: You must be kidding.
2:53 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Your trolling me
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: No stfu and listen
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Like
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: All the suckers I've seen in stalker
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: they wear chinese stealth armour
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: the one from fallout
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: or it's like that
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause I can't see them
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I saw that picture
2:54 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: of them sat around the campfire with guns
2:54 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I want to see more of that on the server

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 23-05-2011

Not funny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 23-05-2011

Quote from: Jake on 23-05-2011
Not funny.

Is there a rule that states 'it MUST be funny'?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Chrono on 23-05-2011

British NEW COMP :D: hey
|HGN| Chrono: hey
British NEW COMP :D: do brazilian people speak english?
|HGN| Chrono: no
|HGN| Chrono: official language is portuguese.
British NEW COMP :D: u speak english?
British NEW COMP :D is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN| Chrono: obviously..
British NEW COMP :D: o
British NEW COMP :D: i thoguht steam like auto transated it
|HGN| Chrono facepalms

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 23-05-2011

Quote8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: THats retarded
8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: France cant fight
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: They did in WWI
8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: Actualy, I dunno, maybe FRANC3 can, but I know France cant.
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:18 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: They surrendered in WW1, but they fought again )barely) ocne the British sowed up.
8:18 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: And then they surrended again 20 years later.
8:18 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: Watch as they surrender in MW3, just to troll the French.
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: And theres a mission in Germany called "No Jew".
8:19 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: SO many opporitunitys for trolling

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 23-05-2011

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 23-05-2011
Quote from: Jake on 23-05-2011
Not funny.

Is there a rule that states 'it MUST be funny'?

No but you just look stupid when it's not.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 24-05-2011

Quote
<random add>
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Abusing?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: And insulting me?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: Excuse me?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Banning my char
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: kicking me
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: I had reason.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHAT REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE SVD?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: EH?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NO FREAKIN REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I DIDNT RDM
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I WAS IN A GOD DAMN WAR
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: AND
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY I FUCKING NEED TO GIVE GUNS BACK
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: UR JUST MAKING UP THINGS
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: YOU HELP UR FRIENDS
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im done with you for today, good day.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: you have been disconnected
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Great.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: would you like to speak to my supervisor?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I pefer to talk to a fat dog , and not you
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: That explains my think?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im sorry, he dosent talk to fail children.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: noob
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: ga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
Andrei Egorov has banned 'мя.ωarm «αωρ»' permanently ('NO FREAKIN REASON')
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervvNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerv
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervvNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerv
<block>

Umad, мя.ωarm :D?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 24-05-2011

[lolz]Laughed out loud..[/lolz]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 24-05-2011

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 24-05-2011

[lolz]Laughed out loud..[/lolz]

Quote from: -Vivallion-/ur gay fag
/ur gay fag
/go away /lolz

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-05-2011

Quote from: ThY on 24-05-2011
Quote
<random add>
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Abusing?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: And insulting me?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: Excuse me?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Banning my char
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: kicking me
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: I had reason.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHAT REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE SVD?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: EH?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NO FREAKIN REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I DIDNT RDM
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I WAS IN A GOD DAMN WAR
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: AND
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY I FUCKING NEED TO GIVE GUNS BACK
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: UR JUST MAKING UP THINGS
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: YOU HELP UR FRIENDS
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im done with you for today, good day.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: you have been disconnected
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Great.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: would you like to speak to my supervisor?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I pefer to talk to a fat dog , and not you
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: That explains my think?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im sorry, he dosent talk to fail children.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: noob
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: ga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
Andrei Egorov has banned 'мя.ωarm «αωρ»' permanently ('NO FREAKIN REASON')
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervvNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerv
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervvNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerNiggervNiggervNiggervNiggerv
<block>

Umad, мя.ωarm :D?

He failed to ctrl+v the N word.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Celtic on 26-05-2011

Celtic flexes his muscles.
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Hello Celtic
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: Long time no see
Celtic: Hey Exile.
Celtic: I was bored and looking at the HGN forums and I came to brag.
Celtic: The Freedom Network Thread with my name on it has more views than the HGN membership thread.
Celtic wins.
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: The HGN membership thread doesn't really serve a purpose
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: lol
Celtic: Someone's clearly just sad cause they lost.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mikeywrenn on 27-05-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 24-05-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 24-05-2011

[lolz]Laughed out loud..[/lolz]
/ur gay fag
/ur gay fag
/go away /lolz

Who let Turkey out of the GVC?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ralazo on 27-05-2011

fake troll above turkeys post

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 29-05-2011

Quote|HGN-STSA| ThYThYThYThYThYThYTh: // Victim, your a cocksucker <3 ~ From ThY
British remember goose: did it

Quote
Victim: Oh okay im a cocksucker :/
Victim has changed their name to D;.
|HGN-STSA| ThYThYThYThYThYThYTh: LOLOL

You have no idea how much this amused me

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 30-05-2011

** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] fails at cleaning his gun and shoot himself in the foot
** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] attempts to clean his gun a second time
** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] shoots his other foot "MOTHER FUCK"
Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] yells "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CLEAN THIS SHIT"
[Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] yells "AND WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HURT"

After he was taken to the medbay...

** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] takes over cleaning his gun "This is how it's done rookie"
** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] attempts to take the gun apart.
** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] shoots himself with the gun.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-06-2011

15:09 - |HGN| Solarius: ale faza / wtf
15:10 - |HGN| Solarius: starzy mi na dzień dziecka kupili tusz do swojej drukarki :D / my parents bought me ink for my printer as a present
15:10 - |HGN| Solarius: zżeby oni mogli drukować / so they can print
15:10 - |HGN| Solarius: ja pierdole :D / wtf
15:10 - |HGN| Kieck: O KURWA / LOL WHAT THE FUCK
15:10 - |HGN| Kieck: AHAHA / AHAHA
15:10 - |HGN| Kieck: na angielski przetlumacze i quoted / I'll translate this to english then it's quoted

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cutch on 01-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 02-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-06-2011

Quote from: Thanatos on 30-05-2011
** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] fails at cleaning his gun and shoot himself in the foot
** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] attempts to clean his gun a second time
** [Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] shoots his other foot "MOTHER FUCK"
Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] yells "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CLEAN THIS SHIT"
[Baggy Pair o' Jeans, ...] yells "AND WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HURT"

After he was taken to the medbay...

** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] takes over cleaning his gun "This is how it's done rookie"
** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] attempts to take the gun apart.
** [Dark Mask, Bloodstain...] shoots himself with the gun.

Win.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rebel6609 on 03-06-2011

'Church' says "I'll raise or lower it."
Oleksy Danylo says "10000?"
'Church' says "Good enough for me."
Oleksy Danylo says "15000?"
'Church' says "Pssh, Shit. I'll do it. Deal."
'Church' yells "15,000. 1 ru less you'll be on my shit list."

Thats how I negotiate 8)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-06-2011

18:10 - |SLA| Yuri Sergig|HGN|: I once had a threesome with two total stranger because i am a rebel leader on a server

LATER THAT DAY

18:31 - |SLA| Yuri Sergig|HGN|: Do you think Thy turns on Female vampires ?
18:31 - |HGN| Kieck: no
18:32 - |SLA| Yuri Sergig|HGN|: Awww
18:32 - |HGN| Kieck: thats quoted too
18:32 - |SLA| Yuri Sergig|HGN|: Oh god.
18:32 - |SLA| Yuri Sergig|HGN|: Not again

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 11-06-2011

|HGN| Steven :D: FEV Super Mutant 69th generation with experimental medic armor that is improved with a stalker exoskeleton servo exterior and a automatic plasma rifle that has a clip of 250 and special ammo that gives him 2000 ammo per usage with unlimited usage and doesn't drop on death, also this is all on one model and the suit item gives 99% bulletproof cap and gives him 5000 armor and 10000 hp every time he puts it on
|HGN| Steven :D: derp

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 11-06-2011

Quote1:41 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: Blake is leading BoS idk about him
1:41 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: Lol blake
1:42 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: He's going to pull a professor star
1:42 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: lol
1:42 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: i know
1:42 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: just like all of his chars
1:42 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: FEV mutant super bad ass power armor
1:42 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: t-51b trader
1:42 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: not even that
1:44 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: FEV Super Mutant 69th generation with experimental medic armor that is improved with a stalker exoskeleton servo exterior and a automatic plasma rifle that has a clip of 250 and special ammo that gives him 2000 ammo per usage with unlimited usage and doesn't drop on death, also this is all on one model and the suit item gives 99% bulletproof cap and gives him 5000 armor and 10000 hp every time he puts it on
1:44 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: derp
1:44 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Jake - 2278: quoted

The whole thing

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 12-06-2011

Quote
Xeniith: Just want you to know that I have a hacked version of your forp
Xeniith: And I'm thinking of leaking it.
Xeniith: c:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 12-06-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: I wonder if anyone ever made a romhack of Bomberman/Super Bomberman that turned the Bomberman sprites into Islamic extremists </randomthought>
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): That'd...be hularious.
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): hilarious*
RoboDozer: I mean for fuck's sake someone made a romhack of DigDug where you were a naked man firing your penis into women and pumping them full of sperm until they give birth and when you die you go limp
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): ...What?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 13-06-2011

May I have that romhack ? Please ?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 13-06-2011

I pooped a brick after this...

QuoteMonday, June 13, 2011
11:30 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Hey uhh frosty
11:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ?
11:33 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Do me a favor
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Look to your left.
11:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Kay.
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel slaps the fuck out of you
11:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty cries in a corner
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: You fucking necrophiliac!
11:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: damnit darkzerxx...
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Son, That is not a cool thing to do.
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Fucking some girl with cat ears is one thing
11:34 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Fucking a corpse..
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: God damnit you disgust me.
11:35 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I was playing LA Noire, and there was a dead girl...
11:35 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ...naked and such....
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: I know
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: I played the game
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: And i thought nothing of it
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Because im mature.
11:35 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel slaps you around some more.
11:35 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty cries some more
11:35 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: But really,
11:36 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I never mentioned it all,
11:36 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Darkzerxx was the one who brought it up because of the naked girl
11:36 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Now let me give you a lesson on body heat and body fluids..
11:36 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: kay.
11:36 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Now you see
11:36 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: The women's body is a delicate thing
11:37 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: And it emits a warmness not felt by any man.
11:37 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: This happens when their ALIVE
11:37 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Its part of what makes a man happy.
11:37 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Now
11:37 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: The women also has body fluids in the vagina region
11:38 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: That during intercourse, "Glaze" the vagina and makes it easier to have sex with.
11:38 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: This does not happen when they are DEAD
11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: In which makes it hard to for you to 'dig deep'
11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: right?
11:38 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Correct.
11:39 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Not to mention the body will be stiff with rigamortis.
11:39 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: As well as smell bad due to it being dead.
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Question:
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What if the body is fresh?
11:40 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Rigamortis.
11:40 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: It makes it hard to manuever the body
11:40 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: and just makes it uncomftable.
11:40 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: as well as the fact your sticking your dick in a rotting hole.
11:41 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Do you really want that?
11:41 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No...
11:41 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Good man.
11:41 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Now, what are you NOT anymore?
11:41 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: A necrophiliac?
11:41 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Good boy.
11:41 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel pats your head.
11:41 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Darkzerxx is wondering if its at a funeral
11:41 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: The body, of course
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Well it has em...em..
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: uhh..
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Embol..
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Idk how to say it
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: But fluids in it that maintain the bodys outside.
11:42 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Embalmed
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: There you go.
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: And if you get that all of your dick.
11:42 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: not to mention the vagina and or asshole is already rotted.
11:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Quite the lesson.
11:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Indeed.
11:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Now
11:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: I also hear you like to have sex with cars..
11:44 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I what...
11:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Do I need to go into a lesson on why you shouldn't?
11:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: or is it just self explanatory you'd burn your penis off if someone started the engine?
11:44 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Who told you I do that...
11:45 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Glad we had this discussion.
11:45 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Its all private.
11:45 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty isnt about to make it private...
11:45 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: public*
11:46 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Also, I heard darkzerxx runs over animals, takes them home, rapes the corpse, and eats it after.
11:48 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Thats normal.
11:48 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: For his kind?
11:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: I don't judge.
11:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Are you being judgemental?
11:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Do we need to have another discussion?
11:49 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No, I am just saying that since he is a furry...
11:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: So your saying all furries are bad people?
11:49 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No, no.
11:55 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel smacks you for good measure.
11:56 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty sucks his thumb in a corner
11:56 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: WHY!?!?!
11:57 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Because
11:57 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: D:
11:59 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You done abusing me?
11:59 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel knees you in the stomach
11:59 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel hooks you in the face with his right fist
11:59 PM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel slams his fist down on yor head.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
12:00 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty shits a brick, due to the powerful hits
12:00 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel kicks you down and stomps on your face a few times.
12:00 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty cries more
12:00 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: There
12:00 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: im done.
12:01 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Yay :D
12:01 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Did I say you can cheer?
12:01 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel kicks you on the ground
12:01 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty cries more
12:01 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty sucks on his foot, instead of his thumb
12:02 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: Stupid bitch.
12:03 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: D:
12:04 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Hmm.
12:04 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Should this go in the quotes thread, I wonder...
12:04 AM - |HGN-STSA| Rebel: No one wants to know your a former necrophiliac.
12:04 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I might take that chance..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: darkzerxx on 13-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 14-06-2011

Uhhhhh...well I am not sure,ït looks like you more quoted yourself than him..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 14-06-2011

Frosty...Sit down.

Diversity in the Workplace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNBu-BvgbM#)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 15-06-2011

QuoteNever tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSA| precisely!: Lol presidente
|HGN-STSA| precisely!: look at this picture of you on srp
|HGN-STSA| precisely!: http://lol.escoflip.com/ (http://lol.escoflip.com/)
El Presidente: ...
El Presidente: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
El Presidente: THY
El Presidente: YOU RASCALION
El Presidente: YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

QuoteEl Presidente: lololo
El Presidente: Let's see if I can find any of me.
El Presidente: I doubt it but then I again, I leave my self open for that sort of stuff.
El Presidente: Wait, that sounded wrong.
El Presidente: Oh dear god.
|HGN-STSA| precisely!: Quoted
El Presidente: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 15-06-2011

21:12 - |HGN| Kieck: Im sure you cybered with Seth
21:13 - bto: What?
21:13 - bto: Lol i don't cyber man
21:13 - bto: jk
21:13 - bto: i do it LL THE TIME
21:13 - bto: LJEJFKASF
21:13 - |HGN| Kieck: quoted

LATER THAT DAY

21:15 - bto: im totally gay
21:15 - |HGN| Kieck: quoted
21:15 - bto: kk kool

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 17-06-2011

(05:20) High Speaker Erickson says "Having fun?"
(05:21) Alysia Silversoul says "Fuck you."
(05:21) ** High Speaker Erickson smiles.
(05:21) High Speaker Erickson says "Sure, if you want to."
(05:21) Alysia Silversoul says "Now here's a question, do you intend on becoming my friend?"
(05:21) Alysia Silversoul says "What?"
(05:28) Alysia Silversoul says "You sure are a pervert for a religious speaker."
(05:30) High Speaker Erickson says "I COULD FUK YOU!"
(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 19-06-2011

(-) |HGN|Tenshi has connected to the server
(/) [OOC] Cpt. Vladimir Ivanov: 'Sup?
(/) [OOC] Kevin 'Guide' Putin: lag...
(/) [OOC] Arkadi Gavriil: Your kind isn't welcome here.
(^) [OOC] 'Stone': Smirnoff....
(*) [OOC] Andrei Egorov: SMIRNEOWERUIFHISDBAWF
(/) [OOC] Cpt. Vladimir Ivanov: .. wha?
(^) [OOC] 'Stone': Smirnoff..............
[ADMIN] [Tall & Strong|HelmetG...]: GET DOWN ON IT!
(o) [OOC] Charkov Gorlovich: GET DOWN ON IT
(*) [OOC] Andrei Egorov: GET DOWN ON IT
(/) [OOC] Cpt. Vladimir Ivanov: o.0
(o) [OOC] 'Hydra': GET DOWN ON IT!
GET DOWN ON IT
[ADMIN CHAT] [CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...]: GET DOWN ON IT
[ADMIN CHAT] [Tall & Strong|HelmetG...]: GET DOWN ON IT

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 19-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 19-06-2011

Shoutbox
Smirnoff: If I get one more SF message containing "Get down on it, duty *insert negative adjective here*"
I swear my head is going to blow up.

"You have received one or more new PM's"
Subject: Hai
Get down on it, animefag.

I just lost faith in this community.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 19-06-2011

it's not funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 19-06-2011

Quote from: Jake on 19-06-2011
it's not funny

Lies.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: andrewhatesyou on 19-06-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 19-06-2011
Shoutbox
Smirnoff: If I get one more SF message containing "Get down on it, duty *insert negative adjective here*"
I swear my head is going to blow up.

"You have received one or more new PM's"
Subject: Hai
Get down on it, animefag.

I just lost faith in this community.

You asked for people to do that. I dislike the people that say "Please stop saying<random shit> or I will die

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 19-06-2011

|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: Why
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: does
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: everybody
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: fantasize
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: over you
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: I am god?
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: ???
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: I mean
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: I am just crying
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Jelly bro?
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: No.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Yep
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: I take that as a yes.
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: Agera, a car. Is thinking of going outside to hunt Rav, then eat him
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: THAT
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: I almost wanted to rage at him
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: and call him a nigger
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: I think its because
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: your a homosexual magnet
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Explains why your my friend.
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: OH
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: damn
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: Well I dont try to make love to you.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: You are playing hard to get.
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: LOL
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: nope.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Quotedz
|CG|HGN| Dr.Spider: :(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 19-06-2011

|HGN| Dr. Silent Killer: YAY its soo cool
|HGN| Thanatos: ...LOL kk.
|HGN| Thanatos: Mine is easier
|HGN| Thanatos: Sooo.
|HGN| Dr. Silent Killer: D:
|HGN| Dr. Silent Killer: i have to add you
|HGN| Thanatos: Thanatos Daemon
|HGN| Dr. Silent Killer: wow why would you put your full name on the internet as your gamertag
|HGN| Thanatos: Lolololol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: darkzerxx on 19-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: darkzerxx on 19-06-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 19-06-2011

You are a very odd one indeed my friend, sex with corpses is not healthy for anyone.

We should all indeed help our friend here and show him love and compassion and give him comfort.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 21-06-2011

|HGN| Buck: Tenshi.
|HGN| Buck: I know you aren't really away.
|HGN| Buck: You're just fapping to anime.
|HGN| Buck: Get your ass on Killing Floor.
|HGN| Buck: Or I'll smash your ass into the floor.
|HGN| Buck: - A quatrain by Buck.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 24-06-2011

Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: There
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: I have succesfully
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: gotten all the reccs
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: I need
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: for Trader flags
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Finally, the movies over.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: ...
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: What
|HGN| ComradeBritish: I call it "Struggle to trade" and it was about you getting trader flags.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: LOL
|HGN| ComradeBritish: It's about 3 days long, boring at the start but the action picks up when we move on.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: And we moved away from the true story a bit, Dug gets killed because you got reccs off of him.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: LOL
|HGN| ComradeBritish: And the movie ends with you sitting on a porch, trading with morons, remembering dug.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Then Yorty walks in, opens the door, gets down on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: LOL
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: 10 stars
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: It'd probably be better than most of the movies in hollywood.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: Like
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: the GREEN LANTERN
|HGN| ComradeBritish: oh gawd.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: Continue.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: I had sex with that movie, the end.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: I also dun goofed and typed it in a caht with bobby.
Rec. J. Webster [1st MRB]: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 25-06-2011

Quote
Zen: I can see a fight happenjing
Zen unpauses
Zen: OH FUCK
Zen: NIGGER SLIDES INTO HIM
Zen: NIGGER TRIPS
Zen: NIGGER ROLL
Zen: NIGGER ROLL AND CATCH
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: NIGGER DEAD
Zen: NO
Zen: NIGGER STILL ALIVE
Zen: HE IS LOOKING SCARED.
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: FUCK. THEIR DOING IT WRONG
Zen: NIGGER RUNNING FROM BIGGER NIGGER
Zen: NIGGER NEARLLY FALL
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER JUMP FOR HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER MISSES.
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: OH SHIT NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER HOLY FUCK
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS ABOVE HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER TALK
Zen: TOUGH KID HE SAYS
Zen: NIGGER HOLY FUCK
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS ABOVE HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER TALK
Zen: TOUGH KID HE SAYS
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: HE TOLD WOMAN TO DIE?
Zen: NIGGER TOLD HIM NOTHING
Zen: OH FUCK
Zen: NIGGER THROW BALL AT HIM
Zen: NIGGER ASKING FOR FIGHT
Zen: OH SHIT NIGGER IS ASKING FOR DEATH.
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER CALLED HIM A SHIT
Zen: IS RUNNING FOR HIM
Zen: HE IS STOPPED BY PANALS.
Zen: LADY IS FALLING
Zen: WITH BALL
Zen: HOLDING ON FOR LIFE I THINK?
Zen: OH NO THATS BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: HE IS PULLING HIMSELF UP
Zen: HAHAH BIGGER NIGGER IS DEAD.
Zen: WAIT
Zen: YEAH HE DIED.
Zen: DUMB BIGGER NIGGER.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 25-06-2011

Quote from: ThY on 25-06-2011
Quote
Zen: I can see a fight happenjing
Zen unpauses
Zen: OH FUCK
Zen: NIGGER SLIDES INTO HIM
Zen: NIGGER TRIPS
Zen: NIGGER ROLL
Zen: NIGGER ROLL AND CATCH
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: NIGGER DEAD
Zen: NO
Zen: NIGGER STILL ALIVE
Zen: HE IS LOOKING SCARED.
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: FUCK. THEIR DOING IT WRONG
Zen: NIGGER RUNNING FROM BIGGER NIGGER
Zen: NIGGER NEARLLY FALL
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER JUMP FOR HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER MISSES.
|HGN-STSA-Bloodsucker| ThY: OH SHIT NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER HOLY FUCK
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS ABOVE HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER TALK
Zen: TOUGH KID HE SAYS
Zen: NIGGER HOLY FUCK
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS ABOVE HIM
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER TALK
Zen: TOUGH KID HE SAYS
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER IS LIKE
Zen: HE TOLD WOMAN TO DIE?
Zen: NIGGER TOLD HIM NOTHING
Zen: OH FUCK
Zen: NIGGER THROW BALL AT HIM
Zen: NIGGER ASKING FOR FIGHT
Zen: OH SHIT NIGGER IS ASKING FOR DEATH.
Zen: BIGGER NIGGER CALLED HIM A SHIT
Zen: IS RUNNING FOR HIM
Zen: HE IS STOPPED BY PANALS.
Zen: LADY IS FALLING
Zen: WITH BALL
Zen: HOLDING ON FOR LIFE I THINK?
Zen: OH NO THATS BIGGER NIGGER.
Zen: HE IS PULLING HIMSELF UP
Zen: HAHAH BIGGER NIGGER IS DEAD.
Zen: WAIT
Zen: YEAH HE DIED.
Zen: DUMB BIGGER NIGGER.

RACISM!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-06-2011

you're trying too hard

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Aresty on 28-06-2011

Doomburger: to my damn room. I hate these colors and I hate this chair and tthis desk and this pink lap
Arex: Lap-Dance.. Lap-top..
Doomburger: lamp
Doomburger: lamp
Doomburger: lamp
Arex: *The laptop falls from your hands, crashing onto the floor*
Doomburger is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 28-06-2011

Un-funny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-06-2011

A zombie dragged Officer Hayton out into the street. (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
Officer Hayton said "well shit" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)

Last words of a guy in Urbandead.

20:59 - |HGN| fifth coup d'etat: so you say cybering is gay, SO YOURE GAY ?
20:59 - Doomburger: I.
20:59 - Doomburger: Do not.
20:59 - Doomburger: Cyber.
21:00 - |HGN| fifth coup d'etat: you do not now, but you idd
21:00 - |HGN| fifth coup d'etat: did*
21:00 - |HGN| fifth coup d'etat: Ping-Pong, Bto
21:00 - Doomburger: no
21:00 - Doomburger: no.
21:00 - Doomburger: I simply repeatedly thrust it into trees
21:00 - Doomburger: that is not cyberin
21:00 - Doomburger: right
21:00 - |HGN| fifth coup d'etat: quoted
21:00 - Doomburger: die

Or is it?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're not away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're fapping to anime.
|HGN| Tenshi is now Online.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, Smirnoff.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: One sec
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: thinking of a haiku
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Why do you watch anime?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: It's for Japenese faggots who deserve death
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 7 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Tell me Smirnoff, why, why?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The perfect Haiku
|HGN| Tenshi is now Away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: And back to redtube.com/hentai he goes..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 29-06-2011

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're not away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're fapping to anime.
|HGN| Tenshi is now Online.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, Smirnoff.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: One sec
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: thinking of a haiku
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Why do you watch anime?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: It's for Japenese faggots who deserve death
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 7 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Tell me Smirnoff, why, why?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The perfect Haiku
|HGN| Tenshi is now Away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: And back to redtube.com/hentai he goes..

First off, I was watching a movie, laughing and having a good time when your messages started appearing.
I opened steam and read until the first insult was thrown at me, then I simply closed your convo, and continued with my movie.

Let me ask you, if you were to describe my anime interest, what would it be? Weaboo? Anime wierdo? Japanese addict?
Frankly, I can understand that, because I'm sure I would think exactly the same if I saw it from your point of view, but have you ever wondered why I'm so open and into my anime interest here?

It's more or less because I have to "take it all out" here.
Where I'm from, it is considered a huge social problem to be watching "cartoons" at my age (Described with their own words)
So to not make myself look like a wierdo (In their eyes) I simply keep my mouth shut about my interest in real life, and here is where I take it to instead.

I'm not somekind of anime addict, or japanese addict etc.
I dont know japanese, I dont want to know japanese, I dont plan on learning japanese, I dont want to travel to Japan, I dont admire japanese culture.
Anime is just one of my hobbies.

Just.. leave it alone okay? I know it's a joke to (most of) you, but it's starting to tear down on me to be harassed constantly.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 29-06-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 29-06-2011
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're not away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're fapping to anime.
|HGN| Tenshi is now Online.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, Smirnoff.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: One sec
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: thinking of a haiku
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Why do you watch anime?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: It's for Japenese faggots who deserve death
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 7 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Tell me Smirnoff, why, why?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The perfect Haiku
|HGN| Tenshi is now Away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: And back to redtube.com/hentai he goes..

First off, I was watching a movie, laughing and having a good time when your messages started appearing.
I opened steam and read until the first insult was thrown at me, then I simply closed your convo, and continued with my movie.

Let me ask you, if you were to describe my anime interest, what would it be? Weaboo? Anime wierdo? Japanese addict?
Frankly, I can understand that, because I'm sure I would think exactly the same if I saw it from your point of view, but have you ever wondered why I'm so open and into my anime interest here?

It's more or less because I have to "take it all out" here.
Where I'm from, it is considered a huge social problem to be watching "cartoons" at my age (Described with their own words)
So to not make myself look like a wierdo (In their eyes) I simply keep my mouth shut about my interest in real life, and here is where I take it to instead.

I'm not somekind of anime addict, or japanese addict etc.
I dont know japanese, I dont want to know japanese, I dont plan on learning japanese, I dont want to travel to Japan, I dont admire japanese culture.
Anime is just one of my hobbies.

Just.. leave it alone okay? I know it's a joke to (most of) you, but it's starting to tear down on me to be harassed constantly.

i lol'd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 29-06-2011

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're not away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're fapping to anime.
|HGN| Tenshi is now Online.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, Smirnoff.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: One sec
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: thinking of a haiku
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Why do you watch anime?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: It's for Japenese faggots who deserve death
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 7 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Tell me Smirnoff, why, why?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The perfect Haiku
|HGN| Tenshi is now Away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: And back to redtube.com/hentai he goes..

Seems like Luke Groundwalker thaught it was clever quoting 90% of his own sentances.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 29-06-2011
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 29-06-2011

|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're not away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: I know you're fapping to anime.
|HGN| Tenshi is now Online.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, Smirnoff.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: One sec
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: thinking of a haiku
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Why do you watch anime?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: It's for Japenese faggots who deserve death
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 7 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: Tell me Smirnoff, why, why?
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: 5 words
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: The perfect Haiku
|HGN| Tenshi is now Away.
|HGN| Luke Groundwalker: And back to redtube.com/hentai he goes..

First off, I was watching a movie, laughing and having a good time when your messages started appearing.
I opened steam and read until the first insult was thrown at me, then I simply closed your convo, and continued with my movie.

Let me ask you, if you were to describe my anime interest, what would it be? Weaboo? Anime wierdo? Japanese addict?
Frankly, I can understand that, because I'm sure I would think exactly the same if I saw it from your point of view, but have you ever wondered why I'm so open and into my anime interest here?

It's more or less because I have to "take it all out" here.
Where I'm from, it is considered a huge social problem to be watching "cartoons" at my age (Described with their own words)
So to not make myself look like a wierdo (In their eyes) I simply keep my mouth shut about my interest in real life, and here is where I take it to instead.

I'm not somekind of anime addict, or japanese addict etc.
I dont know japanese, I dont want to know japanese, I dont plan on learning japanese, I dont want to travel to Japan, I dont admire japanese culture.
Anime is just one of my hobbies.

Just.. leave it alone okay? I know it's a joke to (most of) you, but it's starting to tear down on me to be harassed constantly.

I find this attempt at a guilt trip funny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 29-06-2011

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jontanis.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F4048-1%2Flike-where-this-thread-is-going_jpg.jpg&hash=5d008755079e46c276d79e8c18b5ab2466a5dec4)

On a serious note.

/me facepalms.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 29-06-2011

I lol'd hard. The internet is srs business gais.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011

Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 30-06-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

In Poland, we got 2KC, for your hangover needs!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 30-06-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

Aspirin. And while you are drinking drink a fuck ton of water. You won't be hungover. Whenever I drink before I go to bed afterward I always try to down about a quart or so of water and I've never had a hangover.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rebel6609 on 01-07-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ralazo on 01-07-2011

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 01-07-2011

What exactly would I gain from lying?

If I truly meant what I said, why would I tell a lie to invalidate it the next day?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: andrewhatesyou on 01-07-2011

Quote from: Ralazo on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

When people use the excuse "I was so fucking wasted" thats when you know they weren't wasted.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 01-07-2011

Quote from: andrewhatesyou on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Ralazo on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

When people use the excuse "I was so fucking wasted" thats when you know they weren't wasted.

I'm twelve. Herp derp look at me raging then pretending I was drunk.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 02-07-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 16-05-2011
Quote from: RG4
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: Fucking hell
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: ALL of those were putting are hands in our pants to keep them warm

0.o

Ya know when it 56 degree and the wind is blowing and it's raining at football practice there's nothing else todo

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 02-07-2011

|HGN| ComradeBritish: Everyone is white in fallout.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Not my character "Hannah Montana"
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow, seriously?
|HGN| Zee Captain: Black male
|HGN| Zee Captain: I forget what he looks like
|HGN| Zee Captain: but
|HGN| Zee Captain: :d
|HGN| ComradeBritish: HAHAHA!
|HGN| Zee Captain: I think he had a fro
|HGN| Zee Captain: I forget
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Some REAL fucked up hair
|HGN| Zee Captain: and mutton chops
|HGN| Zee Captain: I would play him while listening to Hannah Montana songs
|HGN| Zee Captain: and I played until I couldn't take it
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Everytime I killed someone I'd go "It's the best of both worlds, honey."
|HGN| Zee Captain: *honkey
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Jesus.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: You're ruined the gaem for me now.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Lol
|HGN| Zee Captain: Problem?
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Yes.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Hannah Montana-Best Of Both Worlds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0QJTRPAZOU#)
|HGN| Zee Captain: This but sang by a black man with mutton chops
|HGN| Zee Captain: and a southern accent
|HGN| Zee Captain: In a post apocalyptic wasteland
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Oh god why.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Err'y shew err'y color
|HGN| ComradeBritish: You are officaly the coolest guy on the internet.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Glad you realized it

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 02-07-2011

i lik de buttery biscuit base: My thoughts in a nutshell
i lik de buttery biscuit base: -
i lik de buttery biscuit base: That.
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): A hyphen.
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): ASTONISHING.
i lik de buttery biscuit base: =D
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): THIS REQUIRES A NOBEL PRIZE!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 02-07-2011

Quote(/) [OOC] Sldr. Yuri Maskov: /me flips on the stunstic, and sticks it in your gaping vagina.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 03-07-2011

Quote(/) [OOC] Ivan Findor: Get back here Joker!
(/) [OOC] Ivan Findor: You guys are dead give me your shit

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dug on 05-07-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 08-07-2011

-Dark Scar playing Bioshock 2-mission as little sister-

0:27 - Dark Scar: Stfu fag
0:27 - {PIG} Knife_cz: :3
0:28 - Dark Scar: Because of the Little sister is a druggie
0:28 - Dark Scar: Everythings made to look nice and friendly
0:28 - {PIG} Knife_cz: XD
0:28 - Dark Scar: But the people look like fucking Pedophiles
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Lol
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Little sister is on LSD :D
0:29 - Dark Scar: XD
0:29 - Dark Scar: Acid
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Oh god OH GOD XDD
0:30 - Dark Scar: Can get over how loud the footsteps are
0:30 - Dark Scar: Its like
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN :D?
0:30 - Dark Scar: Yea
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Damn,gotta play that game only to see that :3
0:30 - Dark Scar: Big daddys got nutin on her
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Little big daddy xD
0:31 - Dark Scar: Lol
0:31 - {PIG} Knife_cz: That a damn Big Sister :D
0:31 - Dark Scar: Blood is Rose pettles
0:31 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Really :D?
0:31 - Dark Scar: Yea
0:31 - Dark Scar: Its fucked
0:32 - Dark Scar: I cant hear any foot steps now
0:32 - Dark Scar: lol
0:32 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Lol,she went to take a shit while you werent looking :3
0:32 - Dark Scar: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
0:32 - Dark Scar: I picked up some money
0:33 - Dark Scar: And all of a sudden it changes back to the normal world
0:33 - Dark Scar: Theres this Splicer in this cell and goes
0:33 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Oh god
0:33 - Dark Scar: alright you little brat, GET OVER HE- *Changes back to fag world*
0:33 - Dark Scar: He turns into some butler and goes and sits down
0:34 - Dark Scar: I was like, da hell?

So many :Ds in this chat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 08-07-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: ugh, fucking ricers.. http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/973/661/2430330001_large.jpg (http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/973/661/2430330001_large.jpg) they ruined that car. That body kit isn't even for the same manufacturer!
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): .................
RoboDozer: Thermite is the only cure.
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): I hereby declare Exterminatus on the abomination that is that car.
RoboDozer: It /WAS/ one of these http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/2214/81/5532540001_large.jpg (http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/2214/81/5532540001_large.jpg) but then they put half a Suzuki body kit on it

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 08-07-2011

Slendermang: tyeah yeha
Slendermang: sometimes i masturbate to gay porn
Slendermang: ya kno
Slendermang: wait fuck wrong chat
Slendermang: shit
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D: quoted on hgn quot thead
Slendermang: fuck plz dont

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffilesmelt.com%2Fdl%2Fslend.PNG&hash=11636b021582a366933f330fccb9dbf56b4109e6)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Comradebritish on 08-07-2011

Wow, just... Epic fail.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 09-07-2011

hahah ha ha ahhh haha

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: andrewhatesyou on 09-07-2011

Quote from: Steven :D on 08-07-2011
Slendermang: tyeah yeha
Slendermang: sometimes i masturbate to gay porn
Slendermang: ya kno
Slendermang: wait fuck wrong chat
Slendermang: shit
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D: quoted on hgn quot thead
Slendermang: fuck plz dont

Fake and gay.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 09-07-2011

QuoteSaturday, July 09, 2011
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Thought you were going to Japan >_>
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Posted on the forums
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: "Leaving to go to Japan for a month on 9/7/2011 (July 9th, 2011)"
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Yeah
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Today is the 9th...
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Wait.
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Fuck
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Khorn on 09-07-2011

Just got a private message.

Titled: FORP

Quote from: HeroicN7 on 09-07-2011
Do I have to have Fallout 1 to roleplay?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 10-07-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Dude
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: My
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Little Pony
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Is so
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: penis
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: is
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Wierd
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: small
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: i know
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: wut
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: YOU
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: HEARD
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: NOTHING
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Im watching first ep
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: and
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: its wierd
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: wtf
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: Qutoes thread
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: of you
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: watching my little pony
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: NO
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: haha
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: FOR THE LOVE
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: NO
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: WILL
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: yes.
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: RAPE YOU
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You better no put dat on teh quotes thread

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 10-07-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg (http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg) ...rofl
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): ...I laughed.
RoboDozer: "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PROSTATE EXAM! HEEEEEEEERE COMES THE CHOOCHOO!!" ...god if a doctor said that to me I'd donkey-kick him in the teeth
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): XD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 11-07-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 11-07-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 11-07-2011
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: btw
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: viva la revolucion fgt
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: betty boom will wipe yo ass
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Fuck you fagget.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: I never lost at dis game fool
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: neva
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Betty boom will suck my dick.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: arent you homo
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: So will juanito.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: wat
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Rav don care.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: youre not monopenis ?
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: As long as he gets it sucked.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: youre doublepenored ?
02:14 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: I have 3.
02:14 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Father three pieces?
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: waaaat
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: that goes to quotes thread
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: nice joke btw

FATHER THREE PIECES?

We learn the truth.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: whyku on 11-07-2011

What Rav does to my family.....

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/837/ravlt.jpg/ (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/837/ravlt.jpg/)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 14-07-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 15-07-2011

Quote from: Duranblackraven on 10-07-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg (http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg) ...rofl
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): ...I laughed.
RoboDozer: "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PROSTATE EXAM! HEEEEEEEERE COMES THE CHOOCHOO!!" ...god if a doctor said that to me I'd donkey-kick him in the teeth
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): XD

My dad had a colonoscopy, and he claimed that the doctor said "Heeeeeere come the goodies!"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 15-07-2011

11:08 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: UBER STASH
11:09 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: MAX UPGRADED COLT AND TWO ARTIFACTS!
11:09 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
11:09 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: NIGHT STAR AND MOONLIGHT
11:10 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: ....
11:10 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: Then walk into an anomoly and die.
11:10 PM - Poopship McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: Without saving.
11:10 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 16-07-2011

Thats why theres a quicksave hotkey.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 16-07-2011

As Yahtzee puts it "I had to press the quick save key more times then the fire button" - "The Mythical quick save key is a dark and mischief power that can change the very fabric of reality"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 16-07-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 30-06-2011
Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

Aspirin. And while you are drinking drink a fuck ton of water. You won't be hungover. Whenever I drink before I go to bed afterward I always try to down about a quart or so of water and I've never had a hangover.

WoW, I just drink and drink and drink alcohol, then I got to sleep, wake up, everything's fine, no headache, nothing. Then I turn my pc on and play.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wechselwild.com%2Ffiles%2Fimagecache%2Fproduct_full%2Fmotif%2F00%2F00%2F31%2F07%2FForever%2520Alone.jpg&hash=c7debaf2637b315710a19775d1f719b65ad7f48d)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 16-07-2011

So I showed a bunch of people a scary baby video, here are some responses:

Quote1:51 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel)
1:51 AM - Wellington: MY EARS MY EYES
1:51 AM - Wellington: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Quote1:51 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel)
1:51 AM - Emperor Bobby ☭: that you?
1:52 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lolno
1:52 AM - Emperor Bobby ☭: k

Quote1:49 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel)
1:50 AM - |HGN| I say: what
1:50 AM - |HGN| I say: is this
1:50 AM - |HGN| I say: saw a white screen
1:50 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Scared Pawx
1:50 AM - |HGN| I say: pressed exit

Quote1:49 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel)
1:50 AM - Ɲegative Ȥero: lol

Quote1:49 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wposk0m3PHk&feature=fvwrel)
1:50 AM - Leomarr: DOES NOT WANT

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RG4ORDR on 17-07-2011

This is from Teamspeak
Com-Nitro-RG4 Shut the hell up you're scaring my fiance's cat!
Me-*Laughs*I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER PUSSY!
*Banned*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 18-07-2011

|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): That song is now stuck in your head.
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): Enjoy,.
Teo the Elastic Otter: FFFFF
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): If you don't believe me, jsut wait.
Teo the Elastic Otter: It already is
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): And now you notice his steps are in sync with the beat...
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): And you can't stop watching...
Teo the Elastic Otter: D:
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): The Gabe Newell dance of death.
Teo the Elastic Otter: With every step. Episode 3 is further delayed
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): Ep3 was delayed because Gabe made a sandwich and accidentally used the Golden Disk as cheese.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 18-07-2011

<17:38:18> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: British people sounding sexy
<17:38:19> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: is like
<17:38:21> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: a horse.
<17:38:24> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: Getting put down
<17:38:26> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: HEEIEIEGGHHH
<17:38:29> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: NEIEEIIGHGHHH
<17:38:31> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: AWAWIIAWIAIWAIAWI
<17:38:34> ‎"Turkey‎"‎
: NEEEIIIGHHH

*Exiles awkward silence*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cutch on 18-07-2011

|HGN| McCutcheon: NUGGA YOU CRAZY?
Ping-Pong: who is this
Ping-Pong: ive herd a lot of words like nigger
Ping-Pong: and wet back here of late
Ping-Pong: this is deans dad
Ping-Pong: who is this
|HGN| McCutcheon: this is Cutch, sir. And I understand your frusturation. But I've been raised to look past those words because we are a new generation. My uncle and cousins are hispanic, and we call each other cracker and wetback as jokes.
|HGN| McCutcheon: If you don't want your son being exposed to that type of stuff, you shouldn't have him on the World Wide Web, because it is full of people with different degrees of tolerance of words.
Ping-Pong: I love you Cutch.
Ping-Pong: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 19-07-2011

[Brownish-Skin|5'9|200...] yells "Come in merc."
'Oxide' yells "NOPE."
** 'Oxide' turns and sprints.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 20-07-2011

Quote from: PistolKid on 19-07-2011
[Brownish-Skin|5'9|200...] yells "Come in merc."
'Oxide' yells "NOPE."
** 'Oxide' turns and sprints.

You walked in at the wrong time Boy.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cutch on 20-07-2011

FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=530916 (http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=530916)
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: Just visit link and close
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: I need atlaest 10 people to check it
|HGN-SCSVO| McCutcheon: sorry Frosty only got me
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: so i get stuff
|HGN-SCSVO| McCutcheon: I only do one link a day
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: ..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 20-07-2011

Quote from: Cutch on 20-07-2011
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=530916 (http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=530916)
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: Just visit link and close
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: I need atlaest 10 people to check it
|HGN-SCSVO| McCutcheon: sorry Frosty only got me
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: so i get stuff
|HGN-SCSVO| McCutcheon: I only do one link a day
FlawleSS - Old World Blues <3: ..

He really doesn't know that those are fake?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 20-07-2011

Quote9:55 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): This is not working out as well as I thought it would
9:55 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
9:58 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): still see a black screen?
10:01 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): Jesus rollerblading christ
10:01 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): 100% CPU usage
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: LOL
10:06 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): That did not work
10:09 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): Holy FUCK
10:09 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): its that procaster shit
10:09 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ?
10:09 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: How many
10:09 PM - |HGN-CSV| Tom (No auths): cause right now my CPU usage is at fucking 20%

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 22-07-2011

QuoteFriday, July 22, 2011
10:53 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Sir, yes sir!
10:53 AM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Shud up nigga.
10:54 AM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: My drunken and corrupt Colonel gonna start rapein you niggas.
10:54 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: OH NO
10:54 AM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty hides in a barrel

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ravanger on 24-07-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 25-07-2011

Alex Chorei took damage from prop_physics.
(o) [OOC] Alex Chorei: What the heck was that
[ADMIN] Felix Chekerov: A valve wheel hitting you in the face.
(o) [OOC] Alex Chorei: Lol
Alex Chorei took damage from prop_physics.
prop_physics killed Alex Chorei.
[ADMIN] Felix Chekerov: That was a valve wheel cracking your skull open.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 25-07-2011

Quote from: Duranblackraven on 25-07-2011
Alex Chorei took damage from prop_physics.
(o) [OOC] Alex Chorei: What the heck was that
[ADMIN] Felix Chekerov: A valve wheel hitting you in the face.
(o) [OOC] Alex Chorei: Lol
Alex Chorei took damage from prop_physics.
prop_physics killed Alex Chorei.
[ADMIN] Felix Chekerov: That was a valve wheel cracking your skull open.

Ahahahhahahahaha that one is great.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 26-07-2011

Sorry Killabreu! <3

QuoteNever tell your password to anyone.
My Sc3n3: Is this ThY?
|HGN-STSV| jamming: No, its Killabreu
|HGN-STSV| jamming: What do you want
My Sc3n3: Whats up?
My Sc3n3: Just saying high
My Sc3n3: And do you play LoL?
My Sc3n3: League of Legends
|HGN-STSV| jamming: What did you want thy for? Ill go tell him you wanted him.
My Sc3n3: No i just thought you were him
|HGN-STSV| jamming: Thy is a dick, Whyku
|HGN-STSV| jamming: dont talk to him
|HGN-STSV| jamming: or hang with him.
My Sc3n3: How come?
|HGN-STSV| jamming: Think for yourself
|HGN-STSV| jamming: what do you think of him?
My Sc3n3: Na
My Sc3n3: He is a very nice person
My Sc3n3: And he is a fair man
My Sc3n3: He does not about bullshit
My Sc3n3: How come?
My Sc3n3: He has my respect
My Sc3n3: So what is up Killabreu
|HGN-STSV| jamming: Well, its been a busy day
|HGN-STSV| jamming: I woke; had to spawn myself some weapons on SRP
|HGN-STSV| jamming: Got off
My Sc3n3: Lol
My Sc3n3: You spawned yourself items?
|HGN-STSV| jamming: yeah, everyone does
My Sc3n3: Why not throw a SVD my way ThY
|HGN-STSV| jamming: ever wondered why my characters are so well armed?
|HGN-STSV| jamming: im not thy
|HGN-STSV| jamming: what is your problem
My Sc3n3: I can check your old names
|HGN-STSV| jamming: SHIT, CALL THE POLICE
|HGN-STSV| jamming runs
My Sc3n3: View Aliases
My Sc3n3: Lol
My Sc3n3: I just found it out like 5 secs ago

Quote|HGN-FOTA| Spades: I won't ask for SA.
|HGN-FOTA| Spades: Ever.
|HGN-STSV| jamming: too late i just did for you.
|HGN-FOTA| Spades: But if I'm offered the position
|HGN-FOTA| Spades: I'd take--
|HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL.
|HGN-FOTA| Spades: o.o
|HGN-FOTA| Spades: ohshi

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 26-07-2011

7:27 PM - I say: Dear canada
7:27 PM - I say: We like your moose
7:27 PM - I say: lets be friend
7:27 PM - I say: Signed. Americuh'
7:28 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear america
7:28 PM - Emperor Bobby: We would be proud to claim friendship with the greatest, most powerful nation in the world.
7:28 PM - Emperor Bobby: and we Like your Big cars.
7:28 PM - Emperor Bobby: Signed, Canada.
7:29 PM - I say: Dear Canada, Oh please, Were not the most powerful, I am pretty sure France has us beat. Haha{That was a joke} SIgned, Americuh'
7:29 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear America, haha, Good one, We don't like the french either, their responsible for that Tumor on our Ass, Quebec.
7:30 PM - Emperor Bobby: Signed
7:30 PM - Emperor Bobby: Canada
7:30 PM - I say: Dear Canada, I just shit my pants in laughter, Gotta change, BRB, Signed, Americuh'.
7:31 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear America, It's ok, Quebec Shat itself too, and now the separatists are banging on parliament's door.
7:31 PM - I say: Dear Canada, Wanna go fuck up every country for the lolz? WE just finished in Iraq, Signed, Americuh'
7:32 PM - Emperor Bobby: dear america, thatd be great, we were bsy helping, you may have noticed us in the green camo, not many deserts up here, and we were a little eager to fight. signed, Canada
7:33 PM - I say: Dear Canada, I think i'd be nice if you killed our black president, "DIS NIGGA FUCKIN OUR CUNTREE UP DAWG", Signed, Americuh'
7:33 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear America, It's already being taken care of. Signed, Russia.
7:34 PM - Emperor Bobby: P.S.
7:34 PM - Emperor Bobby: Canada Sold us the Info.
7:34 PM - I say: LOL
7:34 PM - I say: I laughed hard
7:35 PM - I say: Dear Canada, WTF MAN, Signed, Americuh.
7:36 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear America, We never really were on your side. Long Live the queen!
7:36 PM - Emperor Bobby: signed, Those Loyalists above you whatburned the whitehouse in 1712.
7:36 PM - I say: Dear Pentagon, Defcon 1. Were lighting these maple syrup drinking fucks up. Signed, BARRCOCK Obama
7:37 PM - I say: Nuclear Launch Detected!
7:37 PM - Emperor Bobby: Dear Russia, Thank you for the Anti Nuclear Defence network, it's just in time.
7:37 PM - Emperor Bobby: Ps
7:37 PM - Emperor Bobby: Why does it say made in chi- BOOOM*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Smirnoff on 31-07-2011

|HGN| Tenshi: Dont know what, but something about (most) americans just tend to piss people off
|HGN| Tenshi: No offense
|HGN| Tenshi: <3
|HGN| Don Capo: Dear Sweden, You're all beet farmers.
|HGN| Don Capo: Signed, America.
|HGN| Don Capo: P.S.
|HGN| Don Capo: <3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 31-07-2011

(/) [OOC] Learner 'Raven': You have my bow.
[ADVERT] 'Gearhead': We're requesting additional support to combat the Monolithians attacking the Freedom compound.
(/) [OOC] 'Neo': You have my sword
(o) [OOC] 'Gearhead': AND MY AXE.
(/) [OOC] Learner 'Raven': :3
(/) [OOC] Brick: And my vuvuzela.
(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 31-07-2011

Turkey quotes.
<22:40:34> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: ok.
<22:43:41> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: Fuck me
<22:43:43> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: in the ass
<22:43:46> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: i pour the chips into a bowl
<22:43:49> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: then poured milk in
<22:43:56> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: And before I ate it
<22:43:57> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: I looked
<22:43:59> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: I was like
<22:44:00> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: WTF

<22:54:53> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: Hey guys, how do i installed stalker rp content, just place the zip in hl2 fodler?
<22:55:12> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: ok
<22:55:23> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: omg now it wont work
<22:55:36> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: brb. gotta delete system 32 for fresh start
<22:55:37> ‎"Turkey‎"‎: sec

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 01-08-2011

Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Banned for 2880 mins ( Bullshit you're not trolling. )".

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 01-08-2011

<02:39:47> ‎"Wing‎"‎: pokes you: ‎‪<3‎‬‎
<02:39:53> ‎"Rebel6609‎"‎: pokes you: ‎‪<3‎‬‎

Double post to show the love i get.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 01-08-2011

[German Accent | Merc ...] says "I'll fight gear though."
[LOOC] Rct. Fyoder Zel: not fighting rebel -_-
Uki Vlavsivostok: "Fist fight exo?"
[LOOC] Church: Go.

---Sometime later---

[OOC] Uki Vlavisvotok: HOLY SHIT I KILLED AN EXO WITH A CROWBAR?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 02-08-2011

Quote(/) [OOC] Pale: Is tickling someones butthole with your tentacles considered cybering or consentive rape.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 02-08-2011

Quote from: ThY on 02-08-2011
Quote(/) [OOC] Pale: Is tickling someones butthole with your tentacles considered cybering or consentive rape.

WUT.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 03-08-2011

(o) (22:23) [OOC] Joker: ** [6'2lSunrise Suit|Forg...] puts down 1,500 weapons.(
(/) (22:23) [OOC] Cpt. Leonard Maskinsky: so many weapons

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 03-08-2011

There are two files left in the PDA. One is "Emergency cell override" and the other are the doctors last logs.
** 'Hydra' goes for the last logs.
[LOOC] Brick: enclave here, try the gain
[LOOC] 'Hydra': LOL.
[LOOC] Artyom Pipson: LOL
[

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-08-2011

Bloodsucker roster - Name Type Title Hostility OOC name
Kranzer nigger Behemoth|Massive|Regenerator|9'4 HostileToAl Ravenger

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Das_Uberman on 05-08-2011

(*) [OOC] Lord Three Pieces: I grabed my balls and I shook.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: TheAndyShandy on 06-08-2011

[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "So, are you assholes done here?"
'Hydra' says "Yes, Captain wow."
'Hydra' says "Now, shut up and kiss me."
'Gearhead' says "Hydra, down boy."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "If you touch me, I'll stick my Groza up your ass and let a VOG fly loose."
** 'Gearhead' pulls back on Hydra's collar.
'Hydra' says "It wouldn't move an inch."
'Hydra' says "In fact, that's the genius of the GP-25."
'Gearhead' says "Oh, here we go..."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "And if you try to smart mouth me."
'Hydra' says "VOGs'll only explode once they've reached a certain velocity."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "I'll let you smart mouth my Kabar."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Capiche?"
** 'Hydra' puffs up his chest.
'Hydra' says "Listen here, Captain."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "No."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "YOU listen here."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Shut the fuck up and learn your place."
'Gearhead' says "Hydra, for fucks sake."
'Gearhead' says "Stop talking."
'Hydra' says "Oh yes, because a group of conservative paramilitants is going to force me to."
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "Oh damn!"
'Gearhead' says "Oh here we go..."
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "Shits getting intense!"
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Oh."
'Gearhead' says "Listen, Captain."
'Gearhead' says "If I can just get a word in..."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "The cripple without a hand is gonna push me around?"
'Hydra' says "Yes, yes I am."
'Gearhead' says "Captain."
'Gearhead' says "Please don't encourage him."
'Gearhead' says "Look, Hydra's just having a bad day, is all."
'Gearhead' says "We've had a rough patch over the past couple of weeks, he's on edge, I'm on edge."
'Gearhead' says "We're all on edge, it's contageous."
'Hydra' says "Insulting my limb loss'll get you no-where, son."
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "I think I just contractd edge!"
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Insulting us "conservative paramilitary" will get you six feet under minus your other hand."
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] yells "WHAT THE DICK!"
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Now get the hell out."
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] yells "ITS A SUASAGE FESTT"
'Gearhead' says "Oh, it's Crack Cocaine Recruit."
'Hydra' says "Sausage fest?"
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] yells "I've never seeen so many dicks in one place!"
'Hydra' says "Ah, but it's something you can derive pleasure from."
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] yells "QUITE"
'Gearhead' says "Hydra, move aside."
'Hydra' says "Yes, quite."
'Gearhead' says "Hydra, move."
[LOOC] Sldr. Alek Smirnov: Yeah?
[39|6ft | Broad should...] says "Party?"
** 'Hydra' moves to his left, letting Gear' past.
'Gearhead' whispers "Listen, Captain."
'Gearhead' whispers "Can I have a word with you away from Hydra?"
** [5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] nods slowly.
'Hydra' says "Paramilitant scumbag."
** [5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] turns.
'Gearhead' yells "For fucks sake, Hydra."
** [5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] unslings his groza.
'Gearhead' yells "Captain-"
[39|6ft | Broad should...] says "I'll go on this table then Mister Kardaky!"
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] says "Hey merc."
** 'Gearhead' withdraws his Fora, gripping it tightly.
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] says "Hire a guy to fight me in the arena."
** [5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] points the barrel of his groza under his neck.
'Thunder' says "Wow"
** [DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] aims at gearhead. Crotching down bringing the sites to his head.
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "I swear to god."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "If you do not leave."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Right."
'Thunder' says "Stop"
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Now."
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "Holy fuck!"
'Hydra' says "You're going to shoot my windpipe, I see."
'Gearhead' yells "Hydra, look what you've gone and done."
[LOOC] Anton Bogdanov: brb again
'Gearhead' says "y/y Are you happy now?"
** 'Thunder' gets out his AKU
[LOOC] 'Gearhead': *Happy
[190cm|23 years old|PS...] says "Hey put the AKU down."
[MilitaryBerril|BlackB...] says "Hydra is Sanctioned buddy"
[39|6ft | Broad should...] yells "Woah, fucking party?"
'Hydra' says "Sorry, how did this turn from a conversation about weapon mechanics to you holding me at gunpoint?"
'Gearhead' yells "Alright, ALRIGHT."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] says "Sorry, how many times have I told you to leave?"
'Gearhead' yells "Everybody put your fucking guns down!"
'Gearhead' yells "Hydra, let's go."
[5'11|Sunrise Suit|For...] yells "Listen to the fucking dutiers"
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] yells "All non-duty personel, Holster your weapon or face death!"
'Hydra' says "Two, to my awareness."
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "Kill em'!"
'Gearhead' yells "HYDRA."
[5'11|DUTY SKAT|Captai...] yells "Gearhead! Get him out of here before my trigger finger loses it's patience!"
** [DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] gets his crazy cocke trigger finger ready
[Fit | 32 | Brown Hair...] yells "Kill them all!"
'Gearhead' yells "You're pushing your luck."
'Hydra' says "Well, Gear'?"
'Hydra' says "What're you waiting for, get me outta' here."
'Gearhead' says "Move."
'Gearhead' yells "Move."
** 'Gearhead' steps forward, bringing his right fist backwards as he attempts to hook Hydra across the face.
** 'Hydra' staggers back a step as his Sphere-12's right lens shatters.
'Gearhead' says "Are you out of your FUCKING MIND!?"
[DUTYKevlar|RecruitPin...] says "Hey."
'Gearhead' says "They call me an idiot, look at you!"
'Gearhead' says "Marching into Duty acting like you're top shit!"
'Gearhead' says "I don't care if you were joking, you pushed it to the limit!"
'Gearhead' says "The fucking limit!"
'Gearhead' says "Hydra."
'Gearhead' says "If you do not leave right now, you're going to be ridden with bullet holes."
[LOOC] 'Hydra': Hold on a second, I've gotta get logs of that argument.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 06-08-2011

The only thing that made me laugh a bit was Turkey. WHAT THE DICKS.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kassendraw on 06-08-2011

|HGN| Don Capo: UH
|HGN| Don Capo: Friday
|HGN| Don Capo: Friday
|HGN| Don Capo: Gotta get down on Friday.
Kassendraw: Why do we get down?
Kassendraw: Grenade? D:
|HGN| Don Capo: Possibly

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kassendraw on 06-08-2011

|HGN| Don Capo: and why is my makarov
|HGN| Don Capo: better than everything else
|HGN| Don Capo: I AM SO CONFUSED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 06-08-2011

Knight Alexa Gregory says "Guess what guy. Your High right now."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "What"
Knight Alexa Gregory says "On Jet."
Caso Kilmarnock says "Yes, this also a fever dream"
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Oh man.. I musta.. I musta switched my medicine."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Oh mang."
[LOOC] Franklin Barrows: Man*
[LOOC] Knight Alexa Gregory: lol mang.
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Oh dear."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "So.. Does that mean.."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "You're not real?"
Caso Kilmarnock says "No, we are not"
Knight Alexa Gregory says "What do you think?"
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "So. I could.. Shoot you with no reprecussions!"
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] moves back to his pistol
Caso Kilmarnock says "No"
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] picks it up.
Caso Kilmarnock says "No no....."
Knight Alexa Gregory says "If you shoot us we will kill you, and you will become dead"
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "But.."
** Caso Kilmarnock growls and pulls his gun out.
** Knight Alexa Gregory raises her gun
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Wait.."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "But you cant hurt me.."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "If this is a dream.."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Or a illusion."
[LOOC] Franklin Barrows: MAN
Caso Kilmarnock says "Yes but mine is bigger"
[LOOC] Franklin Barrows: I NEED A TOP
[LOOC] Franklin Barrows: TO SPIN
Knight Alexa Gregory says "Oh we can hurt you."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "But.."
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] moves foward towards the half and half person.
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] attempts to touch /it/
** Caso Kilmarnock pulls back, bending backwards.
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Wha-"
Caso Kilmarnock says "...... no touchie the dream"
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] moves over to the power armoured fellow
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] attempts to poke its shoulder.
** Knight Alexa Gregory gets poked.
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Are.."
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "You real!?"
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] is confused as fuck right now.
Knight Alexa Gregory says "What do you think?"
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "I don't know!?"
[LOOC] Knight Alexa Gregory: INCEPTION!
[LOOC] Franklin Barrows: LOL
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "Theres only one test."
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] takes out his pistol.
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "If this is a dream"
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] says "I wakeup."
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] aims the pistol at his own foot.
** Caso Kilmarnock watches
** Knight Alexa Gregory looks at Caso
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] litterally shoots himself in the foot.
[Doctors Coat|49 Years...] yells "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
** [Doctors Coat|49 Years...] falls over onto the floor screaming

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 06-08-2011

|HGN| Thanatos:www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4&NR=1
|HGN| Thanatos: Panda- Rebel.
|HGN| Thanatos: Victim- You
☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: Reading now
☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 07-08-2011

Quote** 'Syfer' grabs Hydra's tight ass.
'

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 07-08-2011

Quote from: ThY on 07-08-2011
Quote** 'Syfer' grabs Hydra's tight ass.
'

What, ahaahahahahahaha.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Poler on 07-08-2011

[LOOC] Joker: Get your ass
[LOOC] Joker: Out of my
[LOOC] Joker: Face
[LOOC] Loufe Nebashika: /me farts
[LOOC] 'Hydra': LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 07-08-2011

Lt.Col. Vasyl Wasylyk says "Wow. So your talent is not shooting."
** Lt.Col. Vasyl Wasylyk golfclaps.
[LOOC] Cpt. Leonard Maskinsky: ahahaha
Lt.Col. Vasyl Wasylyk says "You sir, are a fucking winner."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 08-08-2011

(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Who's actually smoked weed? All it did was make me dizzy and want to relax and be happy. Or sometimes paranoid of Cops
(/) [OOC] Vasilli Nikolaev: Same. I smoked weed once.
(/) [OOC] Yohan Zieser: Hungry*
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Yes, and big time munchies.
(o) [OOC] Kirill Ivanov: i did, it burnt my lung every time but i liked it :D
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': It made me feel like I was in my underpants and flying through a field of sunflowers. Made of razor blades.
(+) MikeyWrenn has connected to the server.
(o) [OOC] Kirill Ivanov: my gf made me stop :/
(o) [OOC] Kirill Ivanov: try shrooms :D
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: My chronic heart failure made me die.
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Shrooms are fucking bad. Don't try them.
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': Weed killed my parents
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: Whats with da music?
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: ^
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: I remember watching in my highschool class a drug video
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: A mare-jew-wanna robbed a bank
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: Ah yes, anti-drug messages.
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: And everyone was laughing because some chick in the movie died from "overdosing" on marijuana

lol

pt2

(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: Because drug induced death is funny!
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': everyone knows you can only die from weed if you accidentally put it in your ass
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: ^ or a jar
(/) [OOC] Petr Chavnokov: DO NOT LOLRUN! FUCKIGN RP
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': Hydra; you cant fucking die of 'weed overdose'
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Or if you put it on the tip of a bullet and shoot yourself.
(o) [OOC] Sergey Ivanov: You can die if you eat weed
(/) [OOC] Victor Petrov: Admin can i have safe box in Eco bunker plox cos you love me :D
(o) [OOC] Vladimir Vladkov: How i heal poison?
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: You can only die from suffocation, if you have a bus-sized wad of weed and stay there for like 2 weeks while burning it.
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: You know, that's a fair point.
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Take chemistry, research the ingredients.
(o) [OOC] 'Niko': I WISH SOMEONE DIDNT LOL LOOT MY FUCKING PAPER
(o) [OOC] Akim Chernov: wtf, why people kill me, but I cant kill them.
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: "Ingredients"? It's just marajuana leaf, unless this is refined marajuana we're talking about.
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: THC. Dats acually healthy for you in some ways
(/) [OOC] Mikael Sokolov: i asked if you need it back.. come to the bar
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: The only reason why it's illegal is because during prohibition islanders would smoke it and they wanted everyone to be sad.
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: "Ingredients"? It's just marajuana leaf, unless this is refined marajuana we're talking about.
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: LOL you don't smoke the leaf you smoke the bud you twat
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: FUUFAIFJWOTJIOW^)(U*(*)W#OPTHKOPEATKOPWELTL:SFJIKASDLGYWE
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': "Ingredients"?
(o) [OOC] Akim Chernov: yes can I have my gun back please?
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': This is double post we're talking about
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Should I say the chemical make up of the cannibis itself.

pt3

o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: Its not dangerous, but you can suffocate from lack of oxygen in a roomful of it burning.
(/) [OOC] Victor Petrov: Can you spawn one at eco bunker plz cos you luv me :D
(o) [OOC] Dmitri Bronislav: That'd be an awesome death though
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': No shit, but then it's smoke inhalation, no marijuana overdose
(/) [OOC] Vasilli Nikolaev: NO SHIT lets sto ptalking about drugs, half the people wont understand it.
(o) [OOC] Artyom Pipson: ^
(/) [OOC] Petr Chavnokov: predu Come my friend, You have great things to teach this new RP'er
(/) [OOC] Yohan Zieser: MAH SHRUMS ARE BETTUH DEN YO SHRUMS.
(o) [OOC] Akim Chernov: who killed me?
(o) [OOC] 'Ray': Shrooms raped me
(o) [OOC] Arkadi 'Hydra' Belotserkovsky: MAH SOLVENTS ARE STRONGER THAN YO SOLVENTS.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Machinimercenary on 11-08-2011

Me: My wife gave birth to a baby bloodsucker.
Some dude: THATS SO CUTE!!!
Me: Yea, if you call getting eaten alive while giving birth cute.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 11-08-2011

Quote from: Ray on 08-08-2011
Those are fake

Also not funny. And the smoke is still bad for your lungs. It's not worse than other smoke but it's not good for you either.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 14-08-2011

*Gets ran over by a car*
(04:37) [5'7|Jeans|19 Years ol...] says " I need a Stimpac"
(04:37) ** [Brown Hair/ Blue Eyes...] injects him with one
(04:37) [5'7|Jeans|19 Years ol...] says "Ahh"
(04:37) ** [5'7|Jeans|19 Years ol...] gets up
(04:37) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: nope
(04:37) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: NOPE.
(04:37) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: Your legs are crippled
(04:38) [LOOC] Max Sterling: oh thats right
(04:38) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: No stimpack will ever help you
(04:38) [LOOC] Max Sterling: you did it to the back.
(04:38) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: no
(04:38) [LOOC] Max Sterling: no?
(04:38) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: Stimpacks are injected to remove pain
(04:38) [LOOC] Max Sterling: Ever played fallout?
(04:38) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: Ever played real life?
(04:39) [LOOC] Lt. John Richardson: Stimpacks will heal your cancer.
M

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 15-08-2011

Holy shit, that's awesome, my cat will live through his cancer !

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 16-08-2011

First time I ever get to use this thread.

|HGN-CSV| Tom: Then
|HGN-CSV| Tom: We have the "VIP" Caso
cannonInspector: wat
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Who is apparently going to lead us into the depths of the Institute somehow
|HGN-CSV| Tom: and Caso and Spades apparently knew eachother
|HGN-CSV| Tom: at some point in time
cannonInspector: hnn
cannonInspector: Plunger wont like that
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Caso is the half man half deathclaw
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Trust me
cannonInspector: ......
cannonInspector: wat
cannonInspector: waaaaaatttttttt
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Plunger and I are both like "dude wttf
cannonInspector: There's literally no way it would work
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Since the institute is a scientific place
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Well
cannonInspector: Deathclaws are mutated LIZARDS
cannonInspector: Humans are MONKEYS
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Apparently the institute somehow made him into a mutant and gave him deathclaw parts
cannonInspector: yeah
cannonInspector: bullshit
cannonInspector: Totally dumb
cannonInspector: srs
cannonInspector: OH MAN I AM HALF COLD-BLOODED
cannonInspector: OH MAN THEY DIDN'T MENTON I'D DIE IF I GOT COLD
cannonInspector: FUCK
cannonInspector: *dei
|HGN-CSV| Tom: "FORP needs character variety" -Jake
cannonInspector: *die*
cannonInspector: ...
cannonInspector: >>Character Variety
cannonInspector: Ghouls
cannonInspector: SM
cannonInspector: Humans
cannonInspector: Humans? GIANT VARIABEL
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Jake has a TnB outlook on characters
|HGN-CSV| Tom: No mater how bullshitish and retarded it is. accept it
cannonInspector: I noticed.
cannonInspector: But Seriously
cannonInspector: Deathclaws are lizards
cannonInspector: Cold blooded
cannonInspector: Immediately impossible
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Thats what I was saying to Spades, Jake and Caso
|HGN-CSV| Tom: and they where like "Omg tom you don't understand!"
|HGN-CSV| Tom: ANd I just sorta facedesked and went on my way

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 16-08-2011

...After a conversation about Carl's art...
8:29 PM - Carl: Im good. I dont draw fan art
8:29 PM - Carl: I draw stuff for things that really need it
8:35 PM - Carl: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2498080/Pillows/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2498080/Pillows/)
8:43 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: K
8:43 PM - Carl: :(
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: You dew that?
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Drew?
8:44 PM - Carl: No
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know how to kill a man with pillows
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Fire
8:45 PM - Carl: Ha
8:45 PM - Carl: ...but why if they're fire proof
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: . . .
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Hmm
8:45 PM - Carl: *HEad Explodes*
8:45 PM - Carl: lol
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know
8:45 PM - Carl: (That was my planned reaction from you)
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wait
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wouldn't work
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: BULLETS
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: It would tear through the fabrics of the pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: Nah man
8:46 PM - Carl: Bullet Proof/Fire Prof Pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: Kevlar Pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: ...done
8:46 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Damn
8:46 PM - Carl: Imagine
8:46 PM - Carl: Its a fucking super soldier
8:46 PM - Carl: lol
8:47 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: 3:
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Oh I know
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A nuclear bomb!
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Radiation
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: No gasmask
8:48 PM - Carl: Nah man
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So lets throw some black...
8:48 PM - Carl: He can just put one on
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: ash in his throat
8:48 PM - Carl: And those pillows are probably made of lead
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: DAMN
8:48 PM - Carl: So he's fine
8:49 PM - Carl: Yea man
8:49 PM - Carl: Told ya, he's fucking unstoppable
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Daaaaaaamn
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Iiiiiitttttt
8:49 PM - Carl: Just have 1 soldier with bullet proof/fire proof/lead pillows running around
8:49 PM - Carl: ...You're gonna win a war
8:49 PM - Carl: Give him a big gun too
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Is it Cum proof too?
8:50 PM - Carl: It's fire proof
8:50 PM - Carl: So it's probably cum proof
8:50 PM - Carl: ...wait
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Damn
8:50 PM - Carl: ...SULPHURIC ACID
8:50 PM - Carl: AHHH SHIT
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: OF COURSE
8:50 PM - Carl: IT NEEDS A GLASS COATING
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: DAMN
8:50 PM - Carl: WE'RE FUCKING FINE NOW
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I'll shoot the glass
8:50 PM - Carl: HE'S TERMINATOR
8:50 PM - Carl: Oh yea
8:50 PM - Carl: ...
8:50 PM - Carl: ...ON THE INSIDE
8:50 PM - Carl: Wait
8:50 PM - Carl: ...BULLET PROOF GLASS
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I'll use the acid
8:50 PM - Carl: 2 in 1 !!!!
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: OH FUCK YOU
8:50 PM - Carl: lol
8:51 PM - Carl: hmmm
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Oh wait
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A hammer
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: To the glass
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Huh?
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Or super sharp blades
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: To cut the glass
8:51 PM - Carl: Nah, that shit can resist hammer blows good
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: How else do you cut bullet proof glass?
8:51 PM - Carl: You need to get really close and have some time to drill through
8:51 PM - Carl: But he'll notice and kill you by then
8:51 PM - Carl: Wait
8:51 PM - Carl: ...I know
8:52 PM - Carl: Treadmil
8:52 PM - Carl: Put treadmills everywhere
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know, an eletrical shock then!
8:52 PM - Carl: He'll get tired
8:52 PM - Carl: And then fall asleep
8:52 PM - Carl: And then we kill him
8:52 PM - Carl: ...We'RE FUCKING GENIUSES
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: HELL YEAH
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wait
8:52 PM - Carl: Alright. So we need to destroy all the treadmills in the country before we invade
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: His feet isn't bullet proof / acid proof / cum proof / fire proof / etc etc
8:53 PM - Carl: ...
8:53 PM - Carl: You're right
8:53 PM - Carl: ...WE HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS FEET AND REPLACE IT WITH THOSE PILLOWS
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: he'll bleed to death if we shoot his feet!
8:53 PM - Carl: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: LOL
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A bit of his arm is showing too
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: And his head
8:54 PM - Carl: Pfff
8:54 PM - Carl: Who aims for the head
8:54 PM - Carl: Women?
8:54 PM - Carl: OH SHIT
8:54 PM - Carl: WE NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THE WOMEN TOO
8:54 PM - Carl: FUCK
8:54 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: BUT THAT WILL MAKE THE HUMAN RACE EXTINCT
8:54 PM - Carl: NO I MEAN JUST IN THAT COUNTRY

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 16-08-2011

silly ragolution! logic is for real life!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 18-08-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ping-Pong on 18-08-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
Paintcheck: |HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: PK REQUEST ON REORP'S FEMALE STALKER!
Paintcheck: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: LOL.
Paintcheck: Why the flying fuck did someone feel the need to differentiate sucker...
Paintcheck: That implies there is someone differentiating "MALE SUCK"
Paintcheck: which implies sucker sex
Paintcheck: which implies distasteful cybering...
Paintcheck: Which implies comedy gold
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: You just made my side of team speak laugh

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 19-08-2011

Quote[Around 30 years|Avera...] says "Is this woman some sort of god?"
Tenel Asire says "She has the body of one..."
[LOOC] Markus Black: lol
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: OH LAWL
Alice Xantos says "No, I am not a Godness."
[LOOC] Alice Xantos: WHAT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: You know gods where ugly back them
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: AHAHA IT WAS TOO PERFECT IM SORRYT
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: I HAD TO SAY IT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: Gods where ugly.
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: FYI
** Alice Xantos blushes under her hood.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-08-2011

Quote from: Steven :D on 19-08-2011
Quote[Around 30 years|Avera...] says "Is this woman some sort of god?"
Tenel Asire says "She has the body of one..."
[LOOC] Markus Black: lol
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: OH LAWL
Alice Xantos says "No, I am not a Godness."
[LOOC] Alice Xantos: WHAT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: You know gods where ugly back them
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: AHAHA IT WAS TOO PERFECT IM SORRYT
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: I HAD TO SAY IT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: Gods where ugly.
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: FYI
** Alice Xantos blushes under her hood.

I am totally not a Godness

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-08-2011

(/) (23:59) [OOC] Sldr. Vitaly Polkiev: ** Cpt Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it
(/) (23:59) [OOC] Major Markus 'Death' Bolvik: Yes.
(/) (00:00) [OOC] S-Sldr Vladistov Mitorai: ... Don't even remind me of that
(/) (00:00) [OOC] J-Sgt. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic: actually Predu stole this bind from Doom, but Doom had it for more... intimate situations
(/) (00:00) [OOC] Sldr. Vitaly Polkiev: Too bad I don't remember Yurdan's firstname
(/) (00:00) [OOC] Major Markus 'Death' Bolvik: Excuse me while I declare war.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragon on 25-08-2011

Quote02:40 - Crispy: There's guns everywhere.
02:42 - Crispy: Wanna' see some good RP?
02:42 - Crispy:
** 'Vaun' raises a fist to the door, knocking on it slowly as he coils his hand around the AN's grip.
'Vaun' says "Please open the door."
** [Male l Pale blue eyes...] farts quietly.
02:42 - |HGN| Headcrabs: Su-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 26-08-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 26-08-2011

Quote from: Last.Exile on 26-08-2011
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Steven
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: can you swim
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: yes
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: holy shit
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: What about fly
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Cause irene will sweep you off your feet and drown you
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It's your fault for living on a island
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: you underestimate the size of my building
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: also im not on long island
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: faggot
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: You underestimate this "historic" - Obama, Hurricane.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Steven, i think it's time you go down to the bomb shelter
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: We don't want to loose you
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: and drown?
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: No, heavens no, are you feeling suicidal? Dam it must be bad

D'aww

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Royz on 29-08-2011

"I have to report this to last.exile" XD
This took place in the duty bar

Strelis Night has used '/InvAction weapon_makarov use'.
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "The Stalkers gone mad"
[Duty patches|M40gasma...] says "What did I just say?"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "tf you say."
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "Who said I dont disrve it"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I payed for all of that"
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "He's a danger to others..."
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "With my cash"
[LOOC] Alexei Baryshnikov: I said it oocly dude.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/Me fires at the rookie.'.
** [Duty patches|M40gasma...] fires at the rookie.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "So dont tell me I dont disrve it"
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I worked for it"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "WTF."
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv has used '/Me backs away quickly.'.
** Tolik "Copper" Myseruv backs away quickly.
[Duty patches|M40gasma...] says "A maniac, obviously."
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "Oh shit!"
(o) [OOC] Alexei Baryshnikov: He tried to kill me for something I said ooc'ly. You should ban him.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I have to report this to last.exile"
[LOOC] Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov: Is he for real?
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "No i did not"
[LOOC] Tolik "Copper" Myseruv: lol
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "You did not have to open your mouth"
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageTakeItem ammo_545'.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "and be a smart ass."
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageGiveItem ammo_545'.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageClose'.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with nx_hands.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov killed Strelis Night with nx_hands.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 31-08-2011

|HGN| Yorty: "Breach and clear" in sex talk.
|HGN| Yorty: We'll see, maybe if you're lucky.
|HGN| Thanatos: I would agree.
|HGN| Thanatos: Yuri seems to be they guy that uses military strategies in sex talk
|HGN| Yorty: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 01-09-2011

I didn't know bloodsuckers beg for mercy

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...
Don't ask me how we got him in there ::)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011

A weird conversation with Skybroke...
Part 1 - http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5187/part1tk.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5187/part1tk.jpg)
Part 2 - http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/862/part2j.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/862/part2j.jpg)
Part 3 - http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7599/part3xh.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7599/part3xh.jpg)
Part 4 - http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7367/part4n.jpg (http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7367/part4n.jpg)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-09-2011

Zegorg is gay?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011

"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 05-09-2011

[ADMIN] [HelmOn|GasMaskOn|Glov...]: I AM TEH MOSTEST BADASSESERDOER DEN YOUZ

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.

Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011

Only if you get stupid with it with /me's like "Vaginal fluids leak out of my cunt as I perform fellatio on the bloodsucker"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011

Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
Only if you get stupid with it with /me's like "Vaginal fluids leak out of my cunt as I perform fellatio on the bloodsucker"

o.o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 06-09-2011

Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 06-09-2011

Quote from: Tom on 06-09-2011
Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

Wazerwifle,splendor, man there were alot back then.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 06-09-2011

Quote from: Tom on 06-09-2011
Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

Also notice almost everyone character is under 30.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 06-09-2011

"Yorty"
: "Hi, I'm Goose! Don't judge me, love me! OR ELSE I WILL RUPTURE YOUR RECTUMS-"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 06-09-2011

Quote from: Goose on 06-09-2011
"Yorty": "Hi, I'm Goose! Don't judge me, love me! OR ELSE I WILL RUPTURE YOUR RECTUMS-"

AndyShandy.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 07-09-2011

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Reorp on 07-09-2011

Quote(o) (08:51pm) [OOC] Strelis Night: Admin seorusly im going to file a complain with last.exile and sue SRP

Quote(o) (08:52pm) [OOC] Strelis Night: BARD YOUR A COCK SUCKER RDMER AND IMA RDM UR ASS TO HELL YOUR PUNK AND YOUR A LIER

He has been raging about getting killed for RP avoiding, and not getting Gear return.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 07-09-2011

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Reorp on 08-09-2011

(08:28pm) [ADMIN] [HelmOn|GlovesOn|Gasma...]: Go go gadet A TEAM!
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] 'Beowulf': Shut your whore mouth.
(/) (08:28pm) [OOC] Ctislav 'CC' Cherkesov: how rood
(o) (08:28pm) [OOC] Alex Chorei: There is a lot of hate in this game
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] 'Beowulf': Wanna know what else is rude?
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] [HelmOn|GlovesOn|Gasma...]: Your gaping cunt?
(o) (08:29pm) [OOC] Bard: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 08-09-2011

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 08-09-2011

3:25 PM - Ari: http://forums.zarpgaming.net/index.php?topic=563.0 (http://forums.zarpgaming.net/index.php?topic=563.0)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 10-09-2011

[ADVERT] [tall - smart - brown ...]: Joe's taxi service is now open only 30$ per destination !!
T
[OOC] Mathias Reznov: my bind from a PERP server....
[OOC] Razor: quoted
[OOC] Mathias Reznov: my mistake....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: El Presidente on 18-09-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 18-09-2011

so you find that funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 18-09-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: darkzerxx on 18-09-2011

Quote from: ThY on 18-09-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I like ya
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: i want cha
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: we can do this
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the easy way
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: or
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the hard way
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong throws off his robe, "Take me."
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight rapes you in the botty
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: booty*

The Real booty warrior is SILVER!!!!0w0

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 19-09-2011

Quote from: ThY on 18-09-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I like ya
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: i want cha
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: we can do this
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the easy way
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: or
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the hard way
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong throws off his robe, "Take me."
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight rapes you in the botty
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: booty*

Ping pong?

So I guess SK is over Blake.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 19-09-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 19-09-2011

Tom punches the booty warrior in the balls with fitting sound effects (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Xxa3EnhZA#)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 19-09-2011

Crispy: Sup.
Crispy: Need your rec'.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: fer
Crispy: ...fer TT, bitch.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: NOPE
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: :D
Crispy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crispy: I TAKE IT BACK, I'M YOUR BITCH.
Crispy: I'M A WHORE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I want a blowjob
Crispy: I'M A SLUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEAAAASE.
Crispy GIVES TEN DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Another, this time i want a 20$! Suckie suckie
Crispy GIVES TWENTY DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Goood Goood, Still no rec doe
Crispy: ...........................................youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I mod those boards i can't give out reccs thanks for the blow jobs though
Crispy: W-...
Crispy: you mother-
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Yea she sucks good dick to
Crispy: ...FUCK YO.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Bend over son
Crispy is now Offline.

I won the game

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 19-09-2011

Quote from: Goose on 19-09-2011
Crispy: Sup.
Crispy: Need your rec'.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: fer
Crispy: ...fer TT, bitch.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: NOPE
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: :D
Crispy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crispy: I TAKE IT BACK, I'M YOUR BITCH.
Crispy: I'M A WHORE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I want a blowjob
Crispy: I'M A SLUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEAAAASE.
Crispy GIVES TEN DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Another, this time i want a 20$! Suckie suckie
Crispy GIVES TWENTY DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Goood Goood, Still no rec doe
Crispy: ...........................................youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I mod those boards i can't give out reccs thanks for the blow jobs though
Crispy: W-...
Crispy: you mother-
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Yea she sucks good dick to
Crispy: ...FUCK YO.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Bend over son
Crispy is now Offline.

I won the game

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 20-09-2011

Quote from: Jake on 18-09-2011
so you find that funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 24-09-2011

I found this on google?

Quote10:27 PM - Matt B: Just make a chat message on joing "Thanks to the Tiramisu team for the animation system!" as quoted, and there will be absolutely no problems
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: "Greedy Banker wants alot of credit"
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: For making the orginal version before it was edited
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and wants everyone who joins to know it
10:28 PM - Matt B: you didn't edit animations
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Yes i have
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I told you
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It's a pesudo animation script now
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Tacoscript, nexus and tiramisu's code and obviously all parsed and alot of my own code
10:29 PM - Matt B: You took Tiramisu's animations and put them in your script.
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It would be impossible to just use your animation script on its own
10:30 PM - Matt B: Then you wouldn't mind me auditing your code?
10:30 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: You know what, mister code nazi, if your going to be like that
10:30 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I wont touch any code in tiramisu

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 25-09-2011

Jurassic Park- main theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CcroleiuF0#)

QuoteStickyWicket: cybr?
StickyWicket: :( )
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: hmm
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur is a prehistoric dinosaur, he rawrs at another smaller dinosaur to signal its his territory. He turns, and seees you. The best, .. most amazing Pachycephalosaurus he has ever saw.
StickyWicket does not notice the large dinosaur, eating a few leaves.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur stomps up to the smaller dinosaur, and roars his mating call
StickyWicket: [[I'm a she rite?
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: [[Fuck yes im not gay
StickyWicket perks up her ears as he turns his head, looking at the huge dinosaur, her eyes widen as this notices that he is ready to mate.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur tries to mount you
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur begins to pound hard behind you, he rolls his dinosuar head back in pleasure and looks into the sky
StickyWicket lowers her body a bit to ease the presure of the large beast on her back.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur looks up into the sky. he sees a little dot. the dots getting bigger. The dinosaur thinks "Oh my Miss. Wicket, what on earth is that object in the sky? I'll report it to the dinosaur police." .. It was too late. R.I.P Mr. Tai and Mrs. Wicket

StickyWicket: The year is 2011, scientists have uncovered the remains of what was the two dinosaurs. Still in there postition there where in 80 million years ago.
StickyWicket: End
StickyWicket: You feel proud?
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: I feel dirty

also

QuoteDoomburger: Admin is now apparently an acronym for "Autistic dipship moron imbecile nigger

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 25-09-2011

ಠ_ಠ

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: TheJokester on 25-09-2011

TheJokester(Harbinger): Deus Ex.
TheJokester(Harbinger): Human Dick in the Ass.
D3-TP | ShadowRaptorX: Everybody loves Dick In the Ass. (Starring TheJokester)
TheJokester(Harbinger): I'm so fresh you can suck my dick in the ass (Starring ShadowRaptorX).
D3-TP | ShadowRaptorX: Call of Duty: Black Dick in the ass.
TheJokester(Harbinger): ....Swag....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-09-2011

not funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-09-2011

Quote from: Jake on 25-09-2011
not funny

what did you expect, he's 15

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 25-09-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 25-09-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-09-2011
not funny
what did you expect, he's 15

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-09-2011

Quote from: ThY on 25-09-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-09-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-09-2011
not funny
what did you expect, he's 15

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: so
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: kieck
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: how old're you son
|HGN| Kieck: why are you asking
|HGN| Kieck: Im 15

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-09-2011

no his avatar and signature is enraging me
stop it
now.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 26-09-2011

Quote from: Jake on 25-09-2011
no his avatar and signature is enraging me
stop it
now.

For once I am in a situation where I find myself agreeing with the illustrious "Jake" party.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 02-10-2011

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 03-10-2011

Discussion about the Crussaria SVN not having the right map in it turned into this. Not really funny, just made me wtf.

Quote|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: The conclusion is, i didn't start porn until after i had my first [girl].
Paintcheck: Thanks for sharing?
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Np
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Why anyone would use porn before that... that is just wrong
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Ping pong has been fapping since like 12 and hes still a virgin...
Paintcheck: Why do you feel like I want to know any of this?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 06-10-2011

YOU WHORE D;

Quote8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So?
8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO Elder Scrolls sucks
8:23 PM - |HGN| Chuck Testa: STFU
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO, it's boring as hell, I was quite disappointed when I played Obvilion
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Maybe Skyrim will change my mind
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: But who knows

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ari on 06-10-2011

alright fuck

I'll add to this

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 06-10-2011

Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 06-10-2011
YOU WHORE D;

Quote8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So?
8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO Elder Scrolls sucks
8:23 PM - |HGN| Chuck Testa: STFU
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO, it's boring as hell, I was quite disappointed when I played Obvilion
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Maybe Skyrim will change my mind
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: But who knows

I found Oblivion to suck monkey cock as well. Combat was atrociously bad.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-10-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 06-10-2011
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 06-10-2011
YOU WHORE D;

Quote8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So?
8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO Elder Scrolls sucks
8:23 PM - |HGN| Chuck Testa: STFU
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO, it's boring as hell, I was quite disappointed when I played Obvilion
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Maybe Skyrim will change my mind
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: But who knows

I found Oblivion to suck monkey cock as well. Combat was atrociously bad.

IMO Morrowind was best, Oblivion is okay, Skyrim sucks.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 07-10-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 06-10-2011
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 06-10-2011
YOU WHORE D;

Quote8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So?
8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO Elder Scrolls sucks
8:23 PM - |HGN| Chuck Testa: STFU
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO, it's boring as hell, I was quite disappointed when I played Obvilion
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Maybe Skyrim will change my mind
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: But who knows

I found Oblivion to suck monkey cock as well. Combat was atrociously bad.

It seems when you were using the bow, you had a muscular dystrophy. The arrow was so slow.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 07-10-2011

Quote from: FullMetal on 06-10-2011
alright fuck

I'll add to this

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The first picture doesn't even have me in it how am I a butte the second one you cut off the hole qoute it said "slendermang is a minge and liar if you believe him you are a fool"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 07-10-2011

Quote from: Goose on 07-10-2011
Quote from: FullMetal on 06-10-2011
alright fuck

I'll add to this

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The first picture doesn't even have me in it how am I a butte the second one you cut off the hole qoute it said "slendermang is a minge and liar if you believe him you are a fool"

He mad.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 08-10-2011

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 07-10-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 06-10-2011
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 06-10-2011
YOU WHORE D;

Quote8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So?
8:23 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO Elder Scrolls sucks
8:23 PM - |HGN| Chuck Testa: STFU
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: IMO, it's boring as hell, I was quite disappointed when I played Obvilion
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Maybe Skyrim will change my mind
8:24 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: But who knows

I found Oblivion to suck monkey cock as well. Combat was atrociously bad.

IMO Morrowind was best, Oblivion is okay, Skyrim sucks.

saying a game you've never even played sucks

HURR OKAY U R RITE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 09-10-2011

Hey Apple!: Where does Exile buy his servers from <--------- Nerosis
Hey Apple!: or his dedi?
16:57 - |HGN| Kieck: quoted for epic failure

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Reorp on 09-10-2011

(06:26pm) Ivan Barsukov says "Is it true? That weird eco wants to rape people?"
(06:26pm) Silvia Svetlana says "I don't know, I'm gonna go walking around"
(06:26pm) Ivan Barsukov says "Kinky, he might lock me in his cell."
(06:26pm) ** Ivan Barsukov giggles.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 10-10-2011

Quotegeccoy: Paintcheck!
geccoy: I need a plot.
geccoy: And by that, I mean a better one.
Paintcheck: Plot for what?
geccoy: Basically, for the book I am writing, the plot is that there is this girl that, when she kisses someone, they become 'Blessed'. The Blessed are covered in the bacteria that causes the black plague. When they interact with people, the bacteria covers the people, and slowly kills them. The girl, who is dubbed as The Demonizer, which is the title of book, can then take the souls of those that are weakened by the plague.
geccoy: Through their eyes, causing them to virulently explode as she does that.
Paintcheck: The fuck?
Paintcheck: Is this hentai?
Paintcheck: I want no part of that

Convo continued for a bit past that. It turned out not to be Hentai (sorry Silver/Blake/Ping Pong).

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 10-10-2011

oh god what
why would you write stupid shit like that

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 10-10-2011

** Yuri Babikov watches the Stalker bounce away.
Yuri Babikov says "God help us all."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 11-10-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 10-10-2011
Quotegeccoy: Paintcheck!
geccoy: I need a plot.
geccoy: And by that, I mean a better one.
Paintcheck: Plot for what?
geccoy: Basically, for the book I am writing, the plot is that there is this girl that, when she kisses someone, they become 'Blessed'. The Blessed are covered in the bacteria that causes the black plague. When they interact with people, the bacteria covers the people, and slowly kills them. The girl, who is dubbed as The Demonizer, which is the title of book, can then take the souls of those that are weakened by the plague.
geccoy: Through their eyes, causing them to virulently explode as she does that.
Paintcheck: The fuck?
Paintcheck: Is this hentai?
Paintcheck: I want no part of that

Convo continued for a bit past that. It turned out not to be Hentai (sorry Silver/Blake/Ping Pong).

I DON'T EVEN.
HAH AHAH. HAHA.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Joemoma on 11-10-2011

Operative Sergei Vladchenko says "I will have time for tea when my assignment is carried outl"
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: out.
[CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] says "Right; do you take sugar?"
[LOOC] Andrei Egorov: say no thanks im sweet enough
Operative Sergei Vladchenko says "I'll...pass..."
[LOOC] Andrei Egorov: LOL
[CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] says "Righteo. "
** [CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] runs off to the kitchen like a female
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: Whore
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: <3
[LOOC] Operative Slava Sokolov: what a good bitch
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: make me a sandwich, wife
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: ThY is our mother now?
(-) Archangel has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: holy shit no
(-) |HGN| A131891 has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Operative Slava Sokolov: thy is my nan bro
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: I'll go wash my eyes and mouth with bleach for saying that
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: LOL

Apparently...

Lt. Taylor = Zerulv
Doom = Sergei
PictoWolf = Slava
ThY = Andrei

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 14-10-2011

Quote from: Joemoma on 11-10-2011
Operative Sergei Vladchenko says "I will have time for tea when my assignment is carried outl"
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: out.
[CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] says "Right; do you take sugar?"
[LOOC] Andrei Egorov: say no thanks im sweet enough
Operative Sergei Vladchenko says "I'll...pass..."
[LOOC] Andrei Egorov: LOL
[CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] says "Righteo. "
** [CamoSuit|KevlarVest|Z...] runs off to the kitchen like a female
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: Whore
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: <3
[LOOC] Operative Slava Sokolov: what a good bitch
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: make me a sandwich, wife
[LOOC] Operative Zerulv Wayda: ThY is our mother now?
(-) Archangel has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: holy shit no
(-) |HGN| A131891 has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Operative Slava Sokolov: thy is my nan bro
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: I'll go wash my eyes and mouth with bleach for saying that
[LOOC] Operative Sergei Vladchenko: LOL

Apparently...

Lt. Taylor = Zerulv
Doom = Sergei
PictoWolf = Slava
ThY = Andrei

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ooohaha whew~

I don't get it. . . 0-o

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cutch on 16-10-2011

Hitler commander of ze 3rd Reich: ITS ARIIIIIII
Hitler commander of ze 3rd Reich: http://i.imgur.com/i3e95.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/i3e95.jpg)
|HGN-CRMO| McCutcheon: well know I know which furry to remove from my friends list
Hitler commander of ze 3rd Reich: heheheeh

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cryostatis on 16-10-2011

3:10 PM - Liquid`Hitler: fuck you nigger
3:10 PM - Liquid`Hitler: go away
3:10 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: D:
3:10 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: HD ones?
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: fuck you nigger
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: go away
3:11 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: NOU
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: wait
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: hd?
3:11 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: yesh
3:12 PM - Liquid`Hitler: you got hd midget amputee stumping porn?
3:12 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: Sure..
|HGN| Want Free Prons!!??! has changed their name to |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!.
3:13 PM - Liquid`Hitler: ok
3:13 PM - Liquid`Hitler: give me hd midget porn
3:13 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: Uh
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: http://nakedcumshots.com/galleries_nats/jrh/odd-midget-threeway/images/pics/09.jpg (http://nakedcumshots.com/galleries_nats/jrh/odd-midget-threeway/images/pics/09.jpg)
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: im not
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: clicking
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: that
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: you big fat
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: homo
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: lol
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: why would you even
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: look that u
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: p
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: YOU WANTED
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: holy shit
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: IT
3:15 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: What you gonna do, post on quote thread?
3:15 PM - Liquid`Hitler: yes

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 16-10-2011

Quote from: Cryostatis on 16-10-2011
3:10 PM - Liquid`Hitler: fuck you nigger
3:10 PM - Liquid`Hitler: go away
3:10 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: D:
3:10 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: HD ones?
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: fuck you nigger
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: go away
3:11 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: NOU
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: wait
3:11 PM - Liquid`Hitler: hd?
3:11 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: yesh
3:12 PM - Liquid`Hitler: you got hd midget amputee stumping porn?
3:12 PM - |HGN| Want Free Prons!!??!: Sure..
|HGN| Want Free Prons!!??! has changed their name to |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!.
3:13 PM - Liquid`Hitler: ok
3:13 PM - Liquid`Hitler: give me hd midget porn
3:13 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: Uh
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: http://nakedcumshots.com/galleries_nats/jrh/odd-midget-threeway/images/pics/09.jpg (http://nakedcumshots.com/galleries_nats/jrh/odd-midget-threeway/images/pics/09.jpg)
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: im not
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: clicking
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: that
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: you big fat
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: homo
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: lol
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: why would you even
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: look that u
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: p
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: YOU WANTED
3:14 PM - Liquid`Hitler: holy shit
3:14 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: IT
3:15 PM - |HGN| Want Free HD Prons!!??!: What you gonna do, post on quote thread?
3:15 PM - Liquid`Hitler: yes

I call bullshit, he made that up himself guys. PICTURE OR IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cryostatis on 16-10-2011

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl.dropbox.com%2Fu%2F33594635%2Fwow%2520fuck%2520you.png&hash=14f0ff4fe9935407d9dbaaf6c69a75eb9c56f07c)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 16-10-2011

Quote from: Cryostatis on 16-10-2011
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl.dropbox.com%2Fu%2F33594635%2Fwow%2520fuck%2520you.png&hash=14f0ff4fe9935407d9dbaaf6c69a75eb9c56f07c)

Frosty... You've got some 'splainin to do...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 16-10-2011

3:16 PM - |HGN| Mr. Pink: And how did you get the pass and username?
3:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: THATS FOR ME TO KNOW
3:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: AND YOU TO FIND OUT
3:17 PM - |HGN| Mr. Pink: You performed a "service" for an upstanding gentleman in a back alley, didn't you...
3:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: Sire
3:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: Sure
3:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: Lets go with that
3:18 PM - |HGN| Mr. Pink: This is going on the quotes page.
3:18 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: wait
3:18 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty? NOPE, SKYRIM: what

And just in case Frosty denies it here's the pic: (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi777.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy51%2FKoFSn1per%2Ffrosty.png&hash=8dfefe8f56bc08d880c92393627425e940c559a6)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 16-10-2011

VIDEO OR IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Cutch on 18-10-2011

|HGN-CSV| Tom: Just won a game of risk that divided the world into 250 little territories
|HGN-CRMO| McCutcheon: I am so proud of you

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 18-10-2011

(21:44) SM. Alec Howler says "Do I like, get promoted or something for saving everyone?"
(21:44) M.I-Op. Marco Slate says "If-...any troopers h-have something they wish to talk about...or something borther-..."
(21:44) M.I-Op. Marco Slate says "Yes..."
(21:45) M.I-Op. Marco Slate says "Actually, you do."
CClientSteamContext OnSteamServersConnected logged on = 1
(21:45) SM. Alec Howler says "Cause...y'know...I'll fly this bad boy no problem."
(21:45) M.I-Op. Marco Slate says "One moment, we h-have a promotion."
(21:45) [LOOC] SM. Alec Howler: olawd...how did this happen
(21:45) [LOOC] Rct. William Karl Brayton: Lolwat?
(21:45) ** L-Cpl. Logan White flinches at the Operatives statement.
(21:45) [LOOC] Cpl. Taylor MacDonald: I should be promoted for being damn fien.
(21:45) ** M.I-Op. Marco Slate turns to face Alec a moment, placing a hand in his pocket before retrieving a small, 'kiddy' cap.
(21:45) [LOOC] Cpl. Taylor MacDonald: /douche
(21:45) ** M.I-Op. Marco Slate places it on his head and hands him one credit.
(21:45) SM. Alec Howler says "Ah dude, sweet ass!"
(21:45) ** SM. Alec Howler points at the MI.
(21:45) SM. Alec Howler yells "I got a sweet hat! Sucks to be you guys!"
(21:45) M.I-Op. Marco Slate says "G-go buy yourself a juicey fruit."
(21:45) ** SM. Alec Howler runs out.
(21:46) Rct. William Karl Brayton says "..."
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: irondeity on 19-10-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 20-10-2011

|HGN| FrostyFrosty: That all you willin to givE?
Don Captain: p. much
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: <3
Don Captain: now
Don Captain: get on your knees
|HGN| FrostyFrosty unzips your pants and strokes you rapidly
Don Captain: ..
Don Captain: wat
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY WHORE
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: !?!?!?
Don Captain: NO
Don Captain: I WAS GONNA SAY
Don Captain: GIVE ME A SHOE SHINE
Don Captain: WHAT THE FUCK FROSTY
|HGN| FrostyFrosty sucks and bites
Don Captain: ...
Don Captain: Y
Don Captain: Y
Don Captain: Y
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: Yeaa, you like it rough
Don Captain: no
Don Captain: You thought that dick was real, right?
Don Captain: NOPE!
Don Captain: Chuck Testa
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: SHGIII
Don Captain: and now
Don Captain: i must
Don Captain: tell the world
Don Captain: of your gayness
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: QUOTES THREAD?!?!
Don Captain: possibly
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: NOT AGAIN1LTEAWKTGKDFBHKDG

the fuck frosty
the fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 20-10-2011

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 20-10-2011

|HGN| FrostyFrosty: That all you willin to givE?
Don Captain: p. much
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: <3
Don Captain: now
Don Captain: get on your knees
|HGN| FrostyFrosty unzips your pants and strokes you rapidly
Don Captain: ..
Don Captain: wat
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY WHORE
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: !?!?!?
Don Captain: NO
Don Captain: I WAS GONNA SAY
Don Captain: GIVE ME A SHOE SHINE
Don Captain: WHAT THE FUCK FROSTY
|HGN| FrostyFrosty sucks and bites
Don Captain: ...
Don Captain: Y
Don Captain: Y
Don Captain: Y
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: Yeaa, you like it rough
Don Captain: no
Don Captain: You thought that dick was real, right?
Don Captain: NOPE!
Don Captain: Chuck Testa
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: SHGIII
Don Captain: and now
Don Captain: i must
Don Captain: tell the world
Don Captain: of your gayness
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: QUOTES THREAD?!?!
Don Captain: possibly
|HGN| FrostyFrosty: NOT AGAIN1LTEAWKTGKDFBHKDG

the fuck frosty
the fuck

Picture or it never happened.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 20-10-2011

Sometimes I think Frosty is doing on purpose to make it into quote thread.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 21-10-2011

Quote from: Iam333 on 20-10-2011
Sometimes I think Frosty is doing on purpose to make it into quote thread.

How did you figure it out, Sherlock !?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 21-10-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 21-10-2011
Quote from: Iam333 on 20-10-2011
Sometimes I think Frosty is doing on purpose to make it into quote thread.
How did you figure it out, Sherlock !?

Math and physic.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 25-10-2011

(/) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: Hey guys, how do you pronounce Duran?
(/) [OOC] WO. Vitaly Polkiev: Dooran
(/) [OOC] Renagade: Da-ran
(^) [OOC] Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko: Der-an
(/) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: It's "Do" "Ran" ...
|HGN-STTO| IronDeity ]CW[: lmfao wtf
045-43 Malevolent Tangent: It's showtime!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-10-2011

stupid people

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 26-10-2011

Quote from: Jake on 25-10-2011
stupid people

I've always pronounced it "Der-in"...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 28-10-2011

Quote16:42 - |HGN| Penguin: he-he-he wanted me to give hi-him my pocket med-medic on tee-tee-tee eff two.
16:42 - |HGN| Penguin: and-and-and I said blow me-me joki-jokingly.
16:42 - |HGN| Penguin: he-he unzipped my pa-pants and licked my ba-ba-ba-balls saying I had a ni-nice meatstick
16:43 - |HGN| Penguin: and since it was in text I couldnt do nothing about it D:
16:43 - |HGN-STSV| ThY: Who did?
16:44 - |HGN| Penguin: FrostyFrosty..
16:44 - |HGN| Penguin: he wanted my pocket medic T_T

Quote16:44 - |HGN| Penguin: It was disgusting
16:45 - |HGN| Penguin: he was like lickin balls and pull out meatie stick

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-10-2011

Worst quote victim: Frosty

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 31-10-2011

Quote from: Tom on 31-10-2011
Quote from: Jake on 29-10-2011
Quote from: Ragolution on 29-10-2011
Quote from: Duranblackraven on 29-10-2011
Roarroarstoppostingunneededpostsdamnitroar

Duran, stop spamming.
Rag, stop being a backseat admin.

These don't count as quotes, good sirs, stop nao! >:(

I don't get it......

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 01-11-2011

[6'0 tall, Mail Bandit...] says "I over reacted...."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika lowers his rifle.
** Adam Chronovich holsters his gun
Adam Chronovich yells "This!"
Adam Chronovich yells "Is!"
Adam Chronovich yells "Honor!"
** Adam Chronovich kicks him off the roof

[LOOC] 'Raven': You insult my queen.
[LOOC] 'Raven': You threaten my people with slavery and death.
[LOOC] 'Raven': Oh I've chosen my words carefully lolbandit, perhaps you should have done the same.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 02-11-2011

Lol'd at the above.

Quote
|HGN-CSV|Tom: I'm taking Eco 101 as an online course
|HGN-CSV|Tom: IF I get a 3.0 in my colledge classes ofc
|HGN-CSV|Tom: If I get a 3.0
|HGN-CSV|Tom: My colledge classes will be like. . .
|HGN-CSV|Tom: Math 141
Paintcheck: I would suggest you start by
|HGN-CSV|Tom: Eco 101
Paintcheck: learning how to spell "college"
|HGN-CSV|Tom: jdas;oidjfsadlkgjs;lkdghs;dklfhsadf
Paintcheck: /trollface
|HGN-CSV|Tom: MOFAHILUSFHKLA
|HGN-CSV|Tom: ASIAOFJF}
|HGN-CSV|Tom: DICKS
|HGN-CSV|Tom: COKS
|HGN-CSV|Tom: SUX
|HGN-CSV|Tom: WHORES!

Yeah...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 04-11-2011

Everyone! This is person explains what STM IS NOT!!!
(/) [OOC] Initiate Uki: The point of S2M Is to shoot a wall beside them, Not to try and thread a bullet through their ball hairs.
*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 05-11-2011

Quote

BK201: Do you remember when you used stock for minecraft?
BK201: Er, when you told me you used stock.
BK201: I looked everywhere for that texture pack.
Paintcheck: ....
Paintcheck: You know stock means "Default" or "unmodded" right?
BK201: I do now.
BK201: I looked everywhere for that.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 05-11-2011

Quote9:35 PM - Jake: lol
9:35 PM - Jake: what did you get banned for
9:35 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: "DURAN STOP SPAMMING" as an ironic response for like 3 mesages he made that said "LOOK AT ALL THIS SPAM"
9:35 PM - Jake: LoL
9:35 PM - Jake: he banned you for that
9:35 PM - Jake: but he didn't ban me for saying
9:35 PM - Jake: "RAG STOP BEING A BACK SEAT ADMIN"
9:35 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: Yep
9:35 PM - Jake: FAIR SHIT THERE BRO
9:35 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: inorite
9:36 PM - Jake: but
9:36 PM - Jake: I know why
9:36 PM - Jake: I defend him
9:36 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: He hates my penis.
9:36 PM - Jake: in every complaint thread
9:36 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: And its girth.
9:36 PM - Jake: so now
9:36 PM - Jake: he doesn't care
9:36 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: But duran is always wrong
9:36 PM - Jake: what I do
9:36 PM - Jake: lol
9:36 PM - Jake: duran is always right
9:36 PM - Jake: don't say that again
9:36 PM - Jake: or he'll ban you from steam

Quote9:47 PM - Jake: I don't know if applying for Global Mod would be easier
9:47 PM - Jake: but wait
9:47 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:47 PM - Jake: I need to go on TS3 to earn respect again
9:47 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: "Respect"
9:48 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: Okay.
9:48 PM - Jake: yeah
9:48 PM - Jake: seriously
9:48 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: Get your dick-sucking gloves ready
9:48 PM - Jake: yeah no thanks
9:48 PM - Jake: all you could hear
9:48 PM - Jake: is
9:48 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: shlurp
9:48 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: shlurrrpp
9:48 PM - Jake: "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER DERP HERP DONT STAND THERE GET IN"
9:48 PM - Jake: or
9:48 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:48 PM - Jake: "LOL RDM CUNT FAGGOT" "YEP HES A CUNT LETS ROB HIM" "ALRIGHT UR MY ASSBUDDY"
9:49 PM - Jake: something along those lines
9:49 PM - Jake: I don't bother
9:49 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:49 PM - Jake: and it's HGN
9:49 PM - Jake: and HGN never changes
9:49 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: Sad but truthy
9:50 PM - Jake: I can't wait til I get the chance to pwn a jew in HGN's forums
9:50 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:50 PM - Jake: I'll provoke him by saying like
9:51 PM - Jake: "It's as bullshit as the h0l0caus7 theory"
9:51 PM - Jake: "NOPE YOU'RE ANTI-SEMETIC FAGGOT HOLOCAUST HAPPENED"
9:51 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:52 PM - Jake: "That's why there's no evidence of gas chambers nor any attempt of planned extermination of jews"
9:52 PM - |HGN-MCM| crescentFresh: lol
9:52 PM - Jake: "DURAN BAN HIM"
9:52 PM - Jake: "NOPE"

Nope, it's pretty much the fact it's ONLY me moderating these threads 24/7 - Duran

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Duranblackraven on 05-11-2011

I was asked how S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl was.

Never tell your password to anyone.
TwelveGaugeJustice: wait
TwelveGaugeJustice: how can u play a non multiplayer game for years?
AdjutantReflex: ...
TwelveGaugeJustice: is it long?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 05-11-2011

So the SoG STALKER group metagamed and powergamed hardcore and I killed three of them. They bitched about "ZOMG RDM" despite the fact that I showed Tom and Duran the logs of the event and they said "Yeah they deserved it, they metagamed hard". Tom told them that in game and they said "we're taking this to the forums". Which is rather amusing

Quote from: Retards in the SoG player group on STALKER
[OOC] Shark: Sorry to the people in Freedom, had to speak to stupid people. Heading back now
(o) [OOC] Vasili 'Vet' Koslovisk: Yeah, don't worry, we are already taking this thing to the forums.
(^) [OOC] Tomas Kyrylo: No one really cares
[ADMIN] Tomas Kyrylo: Have fun with that though. Since he has 2 SVs who agree that he did the right thing and they both have the logs
(o) [OOC] Alex Groza: doesent matter of ur admin rank
(/) [OOC] Sergeant Alexander Arseni: Yes it does LOL
(o) [OOC] Aaron Mikhelek: WE have our logs that prove it
(-) |HGN|Tophat Orange has disconnected from the server.
[ADMIN] Tomas Kyrylo: We have our logs too and admin logs
(/) [OOC] Shark: You're kind of an idiot. I have the same logs you do, smart guy, a CSV and an SV saw them both. You're wrong.
(o) [OOC] Vasili 'Vet' Koslovisk: Alrighty them, stop this argueing over the OOC and cluttering it with your arguements and take it to the Forums.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 05-11-2011

Hey, we killed SoG too :D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 06-11-2011

Told ya'll it's a failgroup.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Turkey on 06-11-2011

SOG= Suckers Of Gock

1. gock
Anatomical term describing the grossly distended area of abdomen below the belly button and above the base of the scrotum sac.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 07-11-2011

Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dem boots."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dat gasmask."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dem legs."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dat shirt."
Pipson says "Spank my ass and call me Sally."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Bend over."
** Pipson bursts out with laughter, looking to Adam, then looking back to Akim.
** Akim Belotserkovsky makes no expression.
Akim Belotserkovsky says "I'm not playing around, Pipson."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Bend over."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 12-11-2011

(o) [OOC] 'Crash': The RDMer is dead.
(o) [OOC] Kalvinzi Polock: Gime a non fuckingnigger gun and we'll see who stucks at RDM cunt
(/) [OOC] Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika: LOL
(/) [OOC] Gravsky Rudaku: Fuck I fell off my char loling so hard.
(-) I aint no Mormon has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] 'Drongo': So apparently

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 12-11-2011

Well I suppose the Makarov served its purpose once again.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 12-11-2011

lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 12-11-2011

Never underestimate the power of the Makarov, for some day, and that day may never come, you may call upon it to do a service for you. But until that day, consider this post a gift.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 13-11-2011

MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.

** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"

[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: rommel909 on 13-11-2011

|VRP| 'Eavy Warboss Rommel101: [TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Dude.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You dont even know this shit.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I paid for the server.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I Did shit.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Then idiot kenniholm hacked the server
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: and just took my Owner.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: K?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Are you happy?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Idiot,
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: xD
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: No need to tell it to others,
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You also play on SHITNES SHIT RP.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: That got no sense
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Of RP
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Red Army and German Nazi?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Miley Cyrus's Gaming?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Okay cap.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You we're just my cyberer there
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Hey
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Fucking answer.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lol
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I paid for the server.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Kenni hacked me.
'Eavy Warboss Rommel101: tldr

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 13-11-2011

Quote from: Steven :D on 13-11-2011
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.

** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"

[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 13-11-2011

Quote from: Ragolution on 13-11-2011
Quote from: Steven :D on 13-11-2011
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.

** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"

[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?

HL2RP Merging with a Willy Wonka RP server.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 13-11-2011

Quote from: Steven :D on 13-11-2011
Quote from: Ragolution on 13-11-2011
Quote from: Steven :D on 13-11-2011
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.

** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"

[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?
HL2RP Merging with a Willy Wonka RP server.

AUGUSTUS NOOO

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 14-11-2011

In response to the RDMer quotes up a bit.
I had a classic moment :3

He said "You have food?" Waited for me to start typing. Pulled his makarov and unloaded a whole clip, Missing me entirely.

I stare at him, Razed my groza Then....

*Flump*
*BANG*
*Red mist*

OOC Someone from freedom said "VOG - 1 RDMer's - 0"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 14-11-2011

Quote from: Overwatch on 14-11-2011
OOC Someone from freedom said "VOG - 1 RDMer's - 0"

that's ironic :)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 26-11-2011

metro rp citizen application

10:48 PM - Jake: OH. GOD.
10:48 PM - Jake: HAHA.
10:48 PM - Jake: Do you wish to bunk with another person? If so,Who?: I do not wish to bunk with anyone unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Zen: LOL
10:49 PM - Jake: ho?: I do not wish to bunk with anyone unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: YOUNG AND WILLING.
10:49 PM - Zen: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 26-11-2011

I'm pretty sure they meant "willing to share a bunk" not "willing to fuck bunkmate". Clearly that is not how it comes across however lol.

The joys of the Freudian slip.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 01-12-2011

(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Reorp on 06-12-2011

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 06-12-2011

Quote from: Otto on 01-12-2011
(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

the fuck is this shit?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 06-12-2011

Quote from: Ragolution on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Otto on 01-12-2011
(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

the fuck is this shit?

I got kicked for being 400 pounds

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 09-12-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/gay-dicks+-83-19.jpg (http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/gay-dicks+-83-19.jpg)
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: Thanks ?

wat.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 11-12-2011

(/) (14:14) Steve Cleaner gave Steven Cortez 'Gg' flags.
(14:14) 'Scarlet' yells "ONE at a time!"
(o) (14:14) [OOC] Steven Cortez: thank you blake

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 15-12-2011

(+) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has connected to the server.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL NO
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(o) [OOC] Senka: oh god
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Damnit I burned my food... oh well *makes a sandwich from the slaver's remains* chewy
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Lol wat
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Banana!! Why did Burn burn mai food :'C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I'm busy harassing people icly.. wait, what food?
(Poopship ->)(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: lol, since when did this start up again? Complete restart, can I still grab my flags?
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: *is eating home made beef stew... it got burned* :'C
(o) [OOC] Senka: ITs not like your harrashing, i was hoping that you would go wtfshitcrazyslaugherdemoncultist on me :C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: You had your gun raised, lol.. Pink says I can't kill people openly either.
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: what flags?
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: I had trader and cash flags.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': Nope not anymore
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Don't you have to re-apply for flags... the DB wipe was for a reason.
(o) [OOC] Senka: Y u no let ppl help u to rape ppl
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA! .... that funny, nope.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': theres no longer going to be t flags or scraping flags on server, derp
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Derp.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Good riddance, can I have my TT and phys back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Ask Spades
Failed to load sound "hgn\fallout\weapons\10mmpistol\10mmpistol_fire.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: He's gonna be away for a while
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I know :3
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Finals and shit
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Spades is the director?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: More or less.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Like, offically?
(o) [OOC] Senka: Hey outcast come to surface and insult me, im bored
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: jake kicked the admin bucket
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Jake's gone, forever.. Spades and Blake are the SVs
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA :D
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': ye i liked jake
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 15-12-2011

God damn it Dave... I didn't tell him he couldn't openly kill people... I just said to not draw unwanted attention to himself...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 15-12-2011

Quote from: Caso on 15-12-2011
(+) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has connected to the server.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL NO
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(o) [OOC] Senka: oh god
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Damnit I burned my food... oh well *makes a sandwich from the slaver's remains* chewy
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Lol wat
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Banana!! Why did Burn burn mai food :'C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I'm busy harassing people icly.. wait, what food?
(Poopship ->)(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: lol, since when did this start up again? Complete restart, can I still grab my flags?
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: *is eating home made beef stew... it got burned* :'C
(o) [OOC] Senka: ITs not like your harrashing, i was hoping that you would go wtfshitcrazyslaugherdemoncultist on me :C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: You had your gun raised, lol.. Pink says I can't kill people openly either.
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: what flags?
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: I had trader and cash flags.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': Nope not anymore
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Don't you have to re-apply for flags... the DB wipe was for a reason.
(o) [OOC] Senka: Y u no let ppl help u to rape ppl
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA! .... that funny, nope.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': theres no longer going to be t flags or scraping flags on server, derp
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Derp.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Good riddance, can I have my TT and phys back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Ask Spades
Failed to load sound "hgn\fallout\weapons\10mmpistol\10mmpistol_fire.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: He's gonna be away for a while
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I know :3
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Finals and shit
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Spades is the director?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: More or less.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Like, offically?
(o) [OOC] Senka: Hey outcast come to surface and insult me, im bored
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: jake kicked the admin bucket
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Jake's gone, forever.. Spades and Blake are the SVs
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA :D
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': ye i liked jake
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

That's incredibly dumb, the people, not the poster.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 15-12-2011

Quote from: Caso on 15-12-2011
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

My favorite part.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 15-12-2011

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 15-12-2011
Quote from: Caso on 15-12-2011
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master 'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

My favorite part.

This ^

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 25-12-2011

[OOC] Claw: fucked for life bro

** Senka puts his helmet on

Protector Samuel Douglas says "I am sorry for you and your poor, traumatised mind."

** There's puke on the ground.

** Rapier Hawkins dosnt look so bothered as the rest of them

** Archi is COVERED in vagina juice blood and other nasties.

Protector Samuel Douglas says "Would you like me to put you out of your misery?"

Rapier Hawkins says "there is a lake nearby"

** [Riot Gear|Pistol in T...] shakes his hands trying to get the gunk off

Protector Samuel Douglas says "Yes, let's let him drown himself."

In the end of day, ~~Blake~~ gave birth to little YaoGuais.
And poor ~~Tom~~ was covered in... Stuff.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 25-12-2011

Quote from: Nik3 on 25-12-2011

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 26-12-2011

Quote from: Caso on 25-12-2011
Quote from: Nik3 on 25-12-2011

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

I lol'd xD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: whyku on 26-12-2011

Quote from: Caso on 25-12-2011
Quote from: Nik3 on 25-12-2011

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

What server is this?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 26-12-2011

Quote from: whyku on 26-12-2011

-snip-

FORP

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-12-2011

not funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 29-12-2011

Quote|HGN| .Szenti.: lDOAWKDOAWED
|HGN| .Szenti.: WHERE DEM GIRLZ ATTTTT
|HGN| .Szenti.: WHOO WHOO WHOOO
|HGN| .Szenti.: OAWKDAOPWEOAWE
|HGN| .Szenti.: FEUER FREI
|HGN| .Szenti.: WROIROIQWK+ORPQK+ROQ+VROQ+ÜPR
|HGN| .Szenti.: DAYDAYDAYDADAYDAYDAYDAYDAYDADYADYADYADYADYADYWDADYADYAYDAYDYAD
|HGN| .Szenti.: OH HI MY NAME'S MAC,
ECTASY COCAIN N CRACK
NONE OF THAT
I JUST SMOKE GREEN
WHILE CHINESE PEOPLE EAT YOUR CAT.
ROLL BY ON A LOWRIDE HUFFY,
SIMPSONS ON AND MY BEER IS DUFF SE
CUFFROLLED UP TO MY ASS AIOWRJKIOQETJIOWQ!TJ
|HGN| .Szenti.: WAOWKWA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAPFA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FPA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAPFAPFA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FPAF
|HGN| .Szenti.: PAF

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mxh24 on 29-12-2011

|HGN| FrozenFire: |HGN-FOSV| Spades Neil: I am cool
|HGN| FrozenFire: How long was that?
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ AAAHAHAH
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ AHAHAHA
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
~~[TBU] Zante:~~ That's so fucking not true.

Then showed him the thread,

~~[TBU] Zante:~~ He'll probably read it and cry.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 01-01-2012

(/) [OOC] Rex: Hello
(-) |HGN-CRSV|Rδvanδger Kwanzaa has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Avel 'Breath' Mihailov: GO AWAY
(/) [OOC] JSgt. Lazar Barkov: GO AWAY
(o) [OOC] Novak: Whyku 2012
(o) [OOC] Andre 'Knife' Petrojvic: Hush go away
(/) [OOC] Anatoli Grigoriev: PLEASE GO
(/) [OOC] Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev: Whyku 2012, He make more event.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Szenti on 05-01-2012

Raxx: fuckin idiot
Raxx: I had a lucid dream once
|HGN| .Szenti.: nub
Raxx: You were there and you were a faggot
Raxx: so it probably wasnt a dream

ANDDD

|HGN| Knife_cz: Dream, lucid dream, wet dream...so many kids of dreams lol
|HGN| Knife_cz: *kinds
|HGN| .Szenti.: KIDS OF DREAMS
|HGN| .Szenti.: KIDS OF DREAMS
|HGN| .Szenti.: PEDOPHILE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 05-01-2012

i was playing stronghold the other day...
this is what happens if you spawnkill a retarded kid 45 times in a row
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1209.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc398%2FJake2003%2Fstrongholdmad.png&hash=861c6f80c18ee65d88e09e2ce4fc168846b1b5f2)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 05-01-2012

did i post this here?
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 08-01-2012

Thank you John Xi.... [Wearing dirty clothes.] says ""HEY STALKER, GO AWAY WHILE WE JERK EACH OTHER OFF IN THIS CORNER.""

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 10-01-2012

Quote|HGN| .Szenti.: duke nukem never
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: olololololololol
|HGN| .Szenti.: joke of the year i kno
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: Duke Nukem Never: Joke of the Year Edition

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 11-01-2012

[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Whale cum on my back >:)
[Male // Black Trench ...] says "Alright."
(/) [OOC] Dr. J. Anderson Neil: O.o
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Welcome = Whale cum | back = On your back
(o) [OOC] Sergei Terrikov: Nice ten rice cows.
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Uncode?
(o) [OOC] Reaver: You seriously pronounce "Welcome" "Whale-Cum-On-Back" ?
(/) [OOC] Dr. J. Anderson Neil: *facepalm*
(o) [OOC] Sergei Terrikov: Naisten raiskaus.
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: No -.-'
(o) [OOC] Nikita Kruskatovski: Who do props cost Rubles :(
[LOOC] Observer: Got a problem!?
(o) [OOC] Reaver: Ite raiskaisin miehi
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 11-01-2012

"I need to get my fix, I haven't danced for like three hours" - Hitman
Major Arkady Renko was kicked from the server (Reason: you're a floppy)
*every time military comes on the server*
etc.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 11-01-2012

Quote from: PistolKid on 11-01-2012
"I need to get my fix, I haven't danced for like three hours" - Hitman
Major Arkady Renko was kicked from the server (Reason: you're a floppy)
*every time military comes on the server*
etc.

I don't understand this one...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 13-01-2012

My guess would be me. And I don't think that statement is incorrect.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 14-01-2012

[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Come, child.
[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Mutilate his flesh.
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "It was happening to quick anyway"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] examines the body
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] tinkles a little on it to test its toxcicty
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "Ripe"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] digs in

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 14-01-2012

Quote from: Otto on 14-01-2012
[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Come, child.
[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Mutilate his flesh.
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "It was happening to quick anyway"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] examines the body
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] tinkles a little on it to test its toxcicty
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "Ripe"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] digs in

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 15-01-2012

Burkey - Internet Police smack with stun stick
Burkey - Internet Police: http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0 (http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0)
Burkey - Internet Police: APPLY.
Tom: Wut?
Burkey - Internet Police: finch
Burkey - Internet Police: http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0 (http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0)
Burkey - Internet Police: waot
Burkey - Internet Police: waot
Burkey - Internet Police: wati
Burkey - Internet Police: wato
Burkey - Internet Police: twait
Burkey - Internet Police: sSTOP
Burkey - Internet Police: STOP
Tom: ?
Burkey - Internet Police: your the wrong tom
Burkey - Internet Police: i have two toms on my steam friends
Tom: Yes
Burkey - Internet Police: fuck
Tom: I am CSV Tom
Burkey - Internet Police: FUuuuuuuuuck
Burkey - Internet Police: okay ignore that
Burkey - Internet Police: ignore me
Burkey - Internet Police walks away awkardly
Tom: I was like "Wtf are you directing me to IG for?"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 15-01-2012

Milifags, the most retarded bunch of retarded militant fags.
Rooks who STK on sight roleplayed better than this crock of shit during peak-time.

(18:44) ** [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] waves
(18:44) Penumbra says ""
(18:45) Penumbra says ""
(18:45) ** [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] backs up
(18:45) [Sniper patch, Berill-...] yells "Youre a faggot harry!"
(18:45) ** Penumbra walks to the man that waved at him.
(18:45) [LOOC] Sgt. Ivan Starkovsky: Void
(/) (18:45) [OOC] 'Raven': Uhhh Mr. Freedom Rookie, I don't think you can just walk out of base like that.
(18:45) [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] says "NO"
(18:45) ** [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] backs up
(18:45) ** Penumbra retches, Coughing up a slab of paper.
(o) (18:45) [OOC] Bard: Meta!
(18:45) ** [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] makes a o_o face
(18:45) [5'10'|27|175lbs|Quiet...] says "Is that porn"
(18:45) [23|Gasmask-on|An-94|F...] says "All yours."
(18:46) ** [Tall| Military-GradeS...] signals for the rest of his squad to open up on Penumbra, with disergard for its mannerisms.
(/) (18:46) [OOC] Penumbra: This is getting quoted on the forums.
(18:46) [5'10'|27|175lbs|Quiet...] says "I mean, highly prized documents"
(18:46) Penumbra says ""
(18:46) ** [5'10'|27|175lbs|Quiet...] fires at Penumbra
(18:46) ** [Sniper patch, Berill-...] opens fire on pebumbra
(18:46) ** [|Rookie Gear|23|Knife...] fires aiming at the body
(18:46) [LOOC] Penumbra: *dies*
(18:46) ** [Tall| Military-GradeS...] opens fire, spraying bursts of 7.62x39.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 16-01-2012

Guess who just became a Milifag? :3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 18-01-2012

what bloodsuckers do when bored

(16:46) 'Lucifer' says "Sup.,"
(16:47) Marathon says "Hey man."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "Wanna go fuck up some humans?"
(16:47) Marathon says "No, let's have an orgy."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "..."
(16:47) Bloodhound says "BLOOD ORGY"
(16:47) Bloodhound says "YES"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: whyku on 18-01-2012

Quote from: Steven :D on 18-01-2012
what bloodsuckers do when bored

(16:46) 'Lucifer' says "Sup.,"
(16:47) Marathon says "Hey man."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "Wanna go fuck up some humans?"
(16:47) Marathon says "No, let's have an orgy."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "..."
(16:47) Bloodhound says "BLOOD ORGY"
(16:47) Bloodhound says "YES"

Its not a orgy with only two people. So can I join?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 18-01-2012

Quote from: Steven :D on 18-01-2012
what bloodsuckers do when bored

(16:46) 'Lucifer' says "Sup.,"
(16:47) Marathon says "Hey man."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "Wanna go fuck up some humans?"
(16:47) Marathon says "No, let's have an orgy."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "..."
(16:47) Bloodhound says "BLOOD ORGY"
(16:47) Bloodhound says "YES"

send the logs to ThY

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: whyku on 18-01-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 18-01-2012
Quote from: Steven :D on 18-01-2012
what bloodsuckers do when bored

(16:46) 'Lucifer' says "Sup.,"
(16:47) Marathon says "Hey man."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "Wanna go fuck up some humans?"
(16:47) Marathon says "No, let's have an orgy."
(16:47) 'Lucifer' says "..."
(16:47) Bloodhound says "BLOOD ORGY"
(16:47) Bloodhound says "YES"
send the logs to ThY

Lol'd...I just notice its not in OOC

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 20-01-2012

Brandon Lent: Man, if I was a Teen Titan, I'd want to be Cyborg.
Spades Neil: I picture you more as a Beast Boy, except older and more of a smart ass.
Brandon Lent: Beast boy is a badass.
Brandon Lent: I still wanna be Cyborg, though.. Half Black, Half Machine.
Spades Neil: It's like somebody put a microchip between two Oreos..

Ah, Teamspeak..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 21-01-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragon on 24-01-2012

(19:46) [LOOC] Captain. Domingo Arradorn: ..Nice
(19:46) [This man wears a crim...] says "Oh baby"
(19:46) [LOOC] George Frost: So awesome
(19:46) [This man wears a crim...] says "Yeah yeah yeah"
(19:46) [This man wears a crim...] says "FUCK"
(19:46) George Frost says "Hello?"
(19:46) [This man wears a crim...] says "MY DICK IS IN YOUR ASS LOL"
(19:47) [LOOC] George Frost: Minges?
(19:47) [This man wears a crim...] says "WTF I DONT CYBER XD"
(19:47) [This man wears a crim...] says "I still suck ur cock"
(19:47) [This man wears a crim...] says ":P"
(19:47) [This man wears a crim...] says "PROP PUSHER"
(19:47) [This man wears a crim...] says "BAN"

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not, but it deserves a place in this thread.
Everyone, take your hats off for Shibar the Crimson.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 24-01-2012

That man deserves a medal.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 28-01-2012

(X) You are not in an alliance!
(/) [OOC] Iki Drucheknov: (X) (00:56) You are not in an alliance!(
Andre 'Knife' Petrojvic says "Take it"
(^) [OOC] Joel Riebel: I am not in an alliance
(/) [OOC] Viktoriya Dominika: I'm not in an alliance.
(/) [OOC] Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson: Well...No shit?
(X) You are not in an alliance!
(/) [OOC] Rebecca Owens: I am my own.
(o) [OOC] Andre 'Knife' Petrojvic: I am not in alliance too
(o) [OOC] Yuri 'Goblin' Radoslav: I am not in an alliance.
(o) [OOC] Rio White: lol
(o) [OOC] 'Scharfschutze': I am not in an alliance? lol
[ADMIN] [Jericho-941|Raspy Voi...]: I am not in an alliance
(/) [OOC] Talinka: That vvas my bad
(@) [OOC] Yuri Babikov: For the hor--

Seems like they arent in alliance.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-02-2012

for me it's just drama by thanatos

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 04-02-2012

(01:23) ** Caitlin 'Rare' King mumbles "Take my tears and thats the feeling...Oah!" clapping twice, "Tainted love."
(01:23) Joel Riebel says "Oooohhoooaaooh. . ."

(/) (01:23) [OOC] Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson: What the fuck do I see in the distance?
(o) (01:23) [OOC] Osprey: RUN BEHOMETH

(01:23) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "This tainted love you've given, Is more that I can be feelin'... Oah! Tainted love."
(01:24) ** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika cocks an eyebrow at the two, and goes back to his PDA
(01:24) ** Joel Riebel starts whistling the tune to "Centerfold"

(01:25) ** [|Male|32|American|Gas...] walks back in setting the briefcase on the counter, and hops over, taking a SVD
(01:25) ** Joel Riebel sings in english

(01:26) Joel Riebel says "Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete.My homeroom homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat. . ."
(01:26) ** Caitlin 'Rare' King grins slightly, humming along
(01:26) Joel Riebel says "She was pure like snow flakes, no one could ever stain."
(01:26) ** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika slides into a sitting position, falling out of the metaphorical world of the living

(01:27) ** Caitlin 'Rare' King changes pitch and song slightly, "La-la-la, La-la-la".
(01:27) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "Mmmh Doo-n-Doo Dooo."
(01:27) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "Loooovin' you....""
(01:28) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "Is eaaaasy cause you're beautiful."
(01:28) Joel Riebel says "Doo-n-doo doo doo. . ."
(01:28) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "Buh-N all the things that you dooo""
(01:28) ** [5'9|Athletic|Short bl...] chuckles, scratching his neck.
(01:28) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, Oohee Ooh bah Oooh."
(01:28) Caitlin 'Rare' King says "Ahaaaaa""

Me and tom singing at freedom's fire. All while kranzer goes on a rampage around the zone :3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 04-02-2012

[LOOC] Vladimir Petrinko: u sho funny[LOOC] Osprey: you should just give me a sunset suit :D:D:D::D:D:D::D:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 04-02-2012

Every day I'm Colon D
Every Day I'm Colon D
Every day I'm Colon, colon D

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 04-02-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 04-02-2012

[LOOC] Vladimir Petrinko: u sho funny

You're mean to my char. :c

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 10-02-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 10-02-2012

Quote from: knife_cz on 10-02-2012
16:33 - ☢✫ÇβҚ|=๖ICE=ⓢ☢←)๖ۣ̲ۜ|C@bQQse|Nr: umm what are the questions
16:33 - ☢✫ÇβҚ|=๖ICE=ⓢ☢←)๖ۣ̲ۜ|C@bQQse|Nr: lol
16:34 - |HGN| Knife_cz: What?
16:34 - ☢✫ÇβҚ|=๖ICE=ⓢ☢←)๖ۣ̲ۜ|C@bQQse|Nr: there are quetions i gotta do to play the server
16:34 - |HGN| Knife_cz: Well write the question...?
16:35 - ☢✫ÇβҚ|=๖ICE=ⓢ☢←)๖ۣ̲ۜ|C@bQQse|Nr: no ups i gotta answer them :/ and i just got kicked

Yeh, quiz when you join the server is pretty hard...derp
I don't even know him, he messaged me

|HGGGGNNN|ALTCODE+NUMBERXxX__^Jake^__XxXALTCODE+NUMBER[TTEE N BEE]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 12-02-2012

Quote4:59 PM - Terracotta: why havent we had sex yet
4:59 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: I really hope you sent that to the wrong SF window
5:00 PM - Terracotta: i didn't
5:00 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: ...

For those that don't know Terracotta = Rommel, kid who was permabanned from Crussaria and got a second chance because he donated $50.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: whyku on 12-02-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 12-02-2012
Quote4:59 PM - Terracotta: why havent we had sex yet
4:59 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: I really hope you sent that to the wrong SF window
5:00 PM - Terracotta: i didn't
5:00 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: ...

For those that don't know Terracotta = Rommel, kid who was permabanned from Crussaria and got a second chance because he donated $50.

That is why he got a second chance? *Facepalm*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 12-02-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 12-02-2012
Quote4:59 PM - Terracotta: why havent we had sex yet
4:59 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: I really hope you sent that to the wrong SF window
5:00 PM - Terracotta: i didn't
5:00 PM - |HGN-CRSV| Paintcheck: ...

For those that don't know Terracotta = Rommel, kid who was permabanned from Crussaria and got a second chance because he donated $50.

Sounds about right.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 13-02-2012

(08:47pm) [LOOC] 'Stinger': hold on whats the command to stay crouched?
Unknown command: use_action_slot_item
(08:47pm) [LOOC] Goose Chesnikov: Sft+Alt
(08:47pm) [LOOC] Vladimir Petrinko: willpower

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 15-02-2012

Akim Belotserkovsky says "Respect women."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Jomm is High on 17-02-2012

Red (http://dickfigures.wikia.com/wiki/Red)/Jomm: I want, to eat, a dinosaur![/size][/font]
[/size](He and Blue (http://dickfigures.wikia.com/wiki/Blue) are out of food in the kitchen.)[/size][/font]
[/size]Blue: Not this again.
[/size]Red/Jomm: I'm so hungry! (Deep voice) I need to eat the biggest animal ever!
[/size]Blue: You know dinosaurs are extinct, right? They're not, like, here anymore...
[/size]Red: Hmm. Explain.
[/size]Blue: No.
[/size](Time lapse. They approach an ancient shop.)
[/size]Red/Jomm: Waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwai, (deep voice) wait. (Normal voice) So you mean they're not even zombies, they're, like, for realsies dead?
[/size]Blue: (annoyed) Yes.
[/size]Red/Jomm: Well, looks like we need a time machine!
[/size]Blue: Those don't exist either!
[/size]Red/Jomm: You don't exist, YESSSSS! (floats into the store)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: RanmaChan on 17-02-2012

Why would you just write out part of a Dick Figures video? This quotes thread is for conversations between people or chat logs from roleplay...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 17-02-2012

good job, it's not even funny
quotes thread used to be cool

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 17-02-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 17-02-2012
quotes thread used to be cool

Yeah, and HGN used to be popular

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 17-02-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 17-02-2012
quotes thread used to be cool

Yeah, and HGN used to be popular

I used to be as popular as you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I hate this meme, why do I even use it. Someone beat me up for this please.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 17-02-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 17-02-2012
quotes thread used to be cool

Yeah, and HGN used to be popular

I used to be as popular as you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I hate this meme, why do I even use it. Someone beat me up for this please.

I used to beat people up. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 17-02-2012

Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 17-02-2012
quotes thread used to be cool

Yeah, and HGN used to be popular

I used to be as popular as you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I hate this meme, why do I even use it. Someone beat me up for this please.

I used to beat people up. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 17-02-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mleczko35 on 17-02-2012

Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to be drunk ,but I'm drunk again...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 17-02-2012

Quote from: mleczko35 on 17-02-2012
Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to be drunk ,but I'm drunk again...

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of arrows.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mleczko35 on 18-02-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: mleczko35 on 17-02-2012
Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to be drunk ,but I'm drunk again...

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of arrows.

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier without belly and mead.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 18-02-2012

Quote from: mleczko35 on 18-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: mleczko35 on 17-02-2012
Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to be drunk ,but I'm drunk again...

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of arrows.

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier without belly and mead.

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with an arrow to the knee.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 18-02-2012

I'd would be allot warmer and a lot happier if you guys would stop with these funny quotes

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: mleczko35 on 18-02-2012

Quote from: OverPony on 18-02-2012
Quote from: mleczko35 on 18-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
Quote from: mleczko35 on 17-02-2012
Quote from: OverPony on 17-02-2012
Quote from: Ragolution on 17-02-2012
I used to complain about memes, then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to get a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead, but then I got a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

I used to be drunk ,but I'm drunk again...

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of arrows.

I think you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier without belly and mead.
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with an arrow to the knee.

I'd be a lot more chill and a lot more sad with two arrows to the knee.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 18-02-2012

I like how this thread is. . .

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Ff%2Ff5%2FOff_the_Rails.jpg&hash=0616124e0c2abe18b6f493df4fd8ec1193d3d2e8)

OFF DA RAILS!!!! :D:D:D::D:D:D::

Seriously, quotes or gtfo

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 18-02-2012

Conjure me up a warm bed, why don't you?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 18-02-2012

(06:33) ** Rebecca Owens steps in grabbing the shampoo
(06:33) ** Joel Riebel turns on the water and starts to wash his hair
(06:33) ** Rebecca Owens lets her hair soak
(06:34) ** Joel Riebel stares up at the shower. Enjoying the warm water.
(06:34) ** Rebecca Owens pours some shampoo in her hair
(06:35) ** Rebecca Owens sMiles looking over
(06:35) ** Joel Riebel shampoos his hair up too.
(06:35) Rebecca Owens says "Nice showering right?"
(06:35) ** Joel Riebel has his eyes shut, he was whistling a slow jazz tune
(06:35) Joel Riebel says "Yeah."
(06:35) ** Joel Riebel opens his eyes and smiles, then returns to washing himself and whistling
(06:36) ** Rebecca Owens hums softly
(06:36) ** Rebecca Owens lets the sopa wash from her hair
(06:36) ** Joel Riebel grabs the conditioner and starts to wash his head, he grins having a feeling someone else is here.
(06:37) ** Rebecca Owens looks over
(06:38) Rebecca Owens says "mind if I get the shampoo wolfy?"
(06:38) ** Joel Riebel hands it to her.
(06:38) ** Rebecca Owens smiles softly
(06:39) ** Rebecca Owens pours some in her hair
(06:39) ** Joel Riebel nabs the soap and starts to wash his body off
(+) (06:39) |HGN-STTO| Yorty has connected to the server.
(06:40) ** Rebecca Owens finshes the condtioner looking over
(06:40) Rebecca Owens says "Mind sharing?"
(06:40) Joel Riebel says "Hm?"
(06:41) ** Joel Riebel looks over tilting his head?
(06:41) Rebecca Owens says "The soap"
(06:41) ** Joel Riebel hands it to her looking up at the shower
(06:42) ** Rebecca Owens drops it
(06:42) Rebecca Owens says "Shit"
(06:42) ** Rebecca Owens bends over trying to grab it
(06:42) ** King gets mentally scarred.
(06:42) ** Joel Riebel watches her fumble for it, chuckling

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 19-02-2012

Shower in Jail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4#)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 19-02-2012

QuoteC] Omega: Reorp's kind of a dumbass
(/) [OOC] Sldr. Rodian Matvei: Because I completely hate you anyways, And it's fun to get into arguements with people like you.

Reorp, u mad bro?

For context this was after I said he/she/it was metagaming for saying "Your trader is clearly a bandit because he wears a trenchcoat". Anyone who is not retarded will recall that Hawk has all the trader flags and a rather successful trading business that has existed for longer than Reorp has been in HGN.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bucky on 21-02-2012

*In WoT*

Goose: "The Löwe looks like a retarded child..."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 21-02-2012

Rarr aka GoKiller: "Mass Effect would be better if it was based on world war two"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 26-02-2012

(o) (09:48pm) [OOC] Logan vagona: where do i get the content
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] 'Mortar': logan vagina LO
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: forums.hypergamer.net
(o) (09:49pm) [OOC] Vladimir Petrinko: In the magical anus of billy cosbians den of men

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 27-02-2012

Quote from: themutatedman on 26-02-2012

(o) (09:48pm) [OOC] Logan vagona: where do i get the content
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] 'Mortar': logan vagina LO
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: forums.hypergamer.net
(o) (09:49pm) [OOC] Vladimir Petrinko: In the magical anus of billy cosbians den of men

mister petrinko should be banned for scaring away new players

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 27-02-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 27-02-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 26-02-2012

(o) (09:48pm) [OOC] Logan vagona: where do i get the content
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] 'Mortar': logan vagina LO
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: forums.hypergamer.net
(o) (09:49pm) [OOC] Vladimir Petrinko: In the magical anus of billy cosbians den of men

mister petrinko should be banned for scaring away new players

The only person that actually bothered to help the new guy was me...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 27-02-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 27-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 27-02-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 26-02-2012

(o) (09:48pm) [OOC] Logan vagona: where do i get the content
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] 'Mortar': logan vagina LO
(/) (09:49pm) [OOC] Adam Chronovich: forums.hypergamer.net
(o) (09:49pm) [OOC] Vladimir Petrinko: In the magical anus of billy cosbians den of men

mister petrinko should be banned for scaring away new players
The only person that actually bothered to help the new guy was me...

incredible help there
copying the site from server's hostname.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 27-02-2012

Quote from: Jake on 27-02-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 27-02-2012
The only person that actually bothered to help the new guy was me...

incredible help there
copying the site from server's hostname.

better than giggling from "vagina" word

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 29-02-2012

(o) [OOC] Aleksander Petrik: Where in the forums can I apply to be a "ranger", cannot find them either in Minor or Major factions

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 29-02-2012

Quote

Wednesday, February 29, 2012
10:21 PM - EkimJT: holy shit, you're such a whiney, narcissistic bitch. due to that, i feel sorry for your peers in real life, if you have any, which i doubt.
10:22 PM - EkimJT: we can all agree on the fact that crussaria died on the lack of intelligence by the administration team, especially you.
10:22 PM - EkimJT: you're lack of a simple-minded thought process ultimately led to the destruction of your own server. holy shit, get the hell over yourself, and hopefully in the future you will learn to accept blame on yourself rather than pushing it on others.
10:22 PM - EkimJT: to get technical, we disbanded long before crussaria died. get another excuse.
10:22 PM - EkimJT: its really too bad a great idea had to be killed by terrible maintanence
EkimJT is now Offline.

Someone's mad. Good riddance to a shitty group of people. Internet hate is so funny from 12 year olds.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 29-02-2012

Lukas Levitz says "No"
Lukas Levitz says "I feel insecure"
** Adam buzzes in. "I need to purchase something."
'Raven' says "You afraid that they might see your small dick?"
Lukas Levitz says "I dont got a small dick"
Lukas Levitz says "Ive got a hairless ballsack."
Lukas Levitz says "From radiation burns.."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 29-02-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 29-02-2012
Quote
10:22 PM - EkimJT: you're lack of a simple-minded thought process...

All credibility in the insult lost.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-03-2012

Quote from: PistolKid on 29-02-2012
Quote from: Paintcheck on 29-02-2012
Quote
10:22 PM - EkimJT: you're lack of a simple-minded thought process...

All credibility in the insult lost.

pretty much it became a ragemessage as soon as I read "whiney"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 03-03-2012

deet = Jackstraw

??? ? has connected to the server.
??? ? last joined 2 weeks ago.
P
(ADMIN) omg it's jake
(ADMIN) shhhh it's jake
[OOC] MARKED ONE: hi all
[OOC] Sldr. Hedeon Dantius: hi.
[OOC] Nikolai 'Jackstraw' Densky: jake fuck off
[OOC] MARKED ONE: what did i do
[OOC] Nikolai 'Jackstraw' Densky: marked one
[OOC] MARKED ONE: im new here
[OOC] Nikolai 'Jackstraw' Densky: shut up jake
[OOC] MARKED ONE: i love u deet babe
[OOC] Nikolai 'Jackstraw' Densky: our love is forbidden
]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Goose on 06-03-2012

7:54 PM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: I said
7:54 PM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: "I'm going to switch to my other game save and lay claim to try to become king of calradia"
7:54 PM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: Goose said
7:54 PM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: "Like you did in SRP?"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 06-03-2012

7:43 PM - The Mutated Man: because
7:43 PM - The Mutated Man: the kkk saw black rebels
7:43 PM - The Mutated Man: they were like
7:44 PM - The Mutated Man: guerillas in the trainyard
7:44 PM - The Mutated Man: kind of a double meaning

also, inb4shitstorm

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 06-03-2012

Nice job, you quoted yourself.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 06-03-2012

Quote from: Otto on 06-03-2012
Nice job, you quoted yourself.

thank you, thank you
I've worked so hard to get to this point in my life.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 06-03-2012

Quote from: Otto on 06-03-2012
Nice job, you quoted yourself.

Cool

Quote
Inb4 Monolith captures Yanov Station.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Snazzy on 10-03-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 10-03-2012

(04:36pm) 2Lt. James Smith says "Hmm, NCR said i can't shit from people, i can only sell un used weapons and stuff we have."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 12-03-2012

Quotes thread =/= Flame thread

Don't do that again.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 16-03-2012

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He called us newfags DarkRPers cause I "propblocked" a door which was supposed to be IC locked by Brandon

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Poler on 16-03-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 16-03-2012

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Laugh's on nKe, lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Madcombat on 17-03-2012

What is this, I dont even...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 17-03-2012

20:31 - Ekaj: Banned from the server : prop kill.
20:31 - Ekaj: I just joined lol
20:31 - Ekaj (2): LOL
20:31 - Ekaj (2): LOL
20:31 - Ekaj (2): YOU USED MY NAME
20:31 - Ekaj (2): THEY WANTED TO BAN ME
Ekaj has changed their name to |HGN| Knife_cz.
20:31 - |HGN| Knife_cz: aswfmdwekflnewkfnwejkfgn
20:31 - |HGN| Knife_cz: ˇFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh well, and I thought the server admins looked in future.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 17-03-2012

(09:37pm) [LOOC] Pvt. Michael Goldbeck: k i g2g
(09:37pm) [LOOC] Pvt. Michael Goldbeck: clan leader is bitching at me
(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 18-03-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 16-03-2012
He called us newfags DarkRPers cause I "propblocked" a door which was supposed to be IC locked by Brandon

I got called like that by a guy who was one month later on SRP than me. Not to mention a long break and a ban. Beat that.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 18-03-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 19-03-2012

[LOOC] Brick: your invisible.
[LOOC] Adam Chronovich: his invisible

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 19-03-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 19-03-2012
[LOOC] Brick: your invisible.
[LOOC] Adam Chronovich: his invisible

you're quote is stupid.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 19-03-2012

**Boris Vasilev kicks his rifle and stabs him in the throat with his knife.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 20-03-2012

There is gear in the well...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 20-03-2012

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 20-03-2012

Quote from: Jake on 20-03-2012
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Relevant.
[/url]Finding Nemo- MINE (full version HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI#ws)[/url]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 20-03-2012

Talking about ME3 story

22:35 - Lyra: it's a story an old guy told to his kid as a bedtime story
22:35 - Lyra: including the gay sex
22:35 - |HGN| WW1 Pilot: LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 25-03-2012

After the Enclave vs NCR event I had a nightmare.

It was like, I couldn't quit Gmod and was forced to play FORP all night.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 27-03-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 25-03-2012
After the Enclave vs NCR event I had a nightmare.

The Enclave won or FRP is broken.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 27-03-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 27-03-2012
Quote from: KetChuup on 25-03-2012
After the Enclave vs NCR event I had a nightmare.

The Enclave won or FRP is broken.

ncr won actually

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 28-03-2012

Well, it was intrerupted by the BoS so really nobody /won/

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 28-03-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 28-03-2012
Well, it was intrerupted by the BoS so really nobody /won/

the fuck are you talking about

enclave was completely anally ravaged by ncr because enclave thought that putting an svd carrier inside the small bunker would be clever. also defensive never works unless your position is resistant to human wave strike, which was hardly the case with the anti-nuclear bunker without a single support staff(svd doesn't count because leadership failed to utilize it.)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 28-03-2012

QuoteName: Yami 'Chi' Furude
OOC name: -=|JFH|=- Shion
Spacial: She is extremely intelligent, good with toxins and machinery, Modified with cybernetic fangs and eyes (eyes emit a very feint glow (Very feint like about that of a dying flashlight)) Her skills, tallents and body modifications make her unique and dangerous but also a very dynamic and intresting character to roleplay with and as.
Reasoning for implants: is that she was a member of a now long dead faction, organization named Cicatrici (If is not cannon she will be RSC either works because she has been in both) Now I'm unsure if this counts as two apps but either way.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 28-03-2012

Well for once, IronDiety lost connection when the battle started.

Second, I was the guy with SVD, we would've won if Kropfi wouldn't ass pull his SVD

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 28-03-2012

He took my character's SVD. He didn't randomly buy it or anything.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 28-03-2012

Quote from: HitMan5523 on 28-03-2012
He took my character's SVD. He didn't randomly buy it or anything.

Hitman = Butt, therefore, butt-pulling, therefor, ass-pulling!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 28-03-2012

Quote from: Jake on 28-03-2012
Quote from: KetChuup on 28-03-2012
Well, it was intrerupted by the BoS so really nobody /won/

the fuck are you talking about

enclave was completely anally ravaged by ncr because enclave thought that putting an svd carrier inside the small bunker would be clever. also defensive never works unless your position is resistant to human wave strike, which was hardly the case with the anti-nuclear bunker without a single support staff(svd doesn't count because leadership failed to utilize it.)

Enclave is terrible at STK fights, I've noticed. It's laughable. :| They just fail at defensive stuff. Even when they did some practice at the bottom of the chemical plant, at the end of the corridor, at an impenetrable defensive position, Kropfi still managed to beat them. Not because of superior tactics, but the Enclave's inferior defensive capabilities. They're just not good at this. At all.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 28-03-2012

Well, NCR should win the fight against everyone, You know, NCR vs BoS ended up in thousands of NCR dead, and around a hundred BoS dead, but NCR kept throwing troops at them.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 29-03-2012

A snippet of a RP me and irondeity were in

Quote
(10:00pm) Lawyer ThY says "Kneel"
(10:00pm) Lawyer ThY says "Suck my cock."
(10:00pm) [A bandit looking guy ...] says "no"
'Lava' took damage from Lawyer ThY with weapon_glock.
'Lava' took damage from Lawyer ThY with weapon_glock.
Lawyer ThY killed 'Lava' with weapon_glock.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 31-03-2012

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 31-03-2012

LOL
Also ThY...please...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 31-03-2012

** [Infected eye , infect...] try to take his big dick and push it in the lady vigina

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 31-03-2012

[A young man , Infecte...] says "And let me in"
[A scary looking guy w...] says "I will let you in , this woman's ass."

[A young man , Infecte...] says "A BLOOD SUCKR"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 31-03-2012

I hope thats from FRP, I can't belive such crap would be on srp.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 31-03-2012

Nooope. It's from SRP.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 31-03-2012

"I THINK I R AN ACE NOW"

And because Tom edited my post to write this, may as well give the link where it comes from.

Spades becomes an Ace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcfcbaZGF7k#ws)

Exile has been micspamming my videos.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 31-03-2012

Forum struck for flamebaiting.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 31-03-2012

-Snipped-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 31-03-2012

-Snipped-

Don't comment on my administrative actions, even if you find them amusing. - Spades

I'm sorry dad. - nKe

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 31-03-2012

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This is what happens when you go afk for a moment around random rookies.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 01-04-2012

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win

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 01-04-2012

NO! It cant be! I thought passive RP was just the stuff of legends.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 01-04-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 01-04-2012
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win

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Madcombat on 01-04-2012

Head Paladin Elizabeth Taylor says "Ive lived under my mom's shadow for a long time. she always talked about tech such as plasma, lasers and such"
Head Scribe Decimus Bolter says "Agh yes, "Lasers.""
** Head Scribe Decimus Bolter finger quotes again "A series of radioactivity fused to create light, to switch creates a beam at high dencity.
Head Scribe Decimus Bolter says "I have disliked this function..."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 02-04-2012

Quote from: StickyWicket on 31-03-2012
Forum struck for flamebaiting.

Struck, ahaha.
I had to quote that!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-04-2012

Quote from: knife_cz on 02-04-2012
Quote from: StickyWicket on 31-03-2012
Forum struck for flamebaiting.
Struck, ahaha.
I had to quote that!

if you're implying the grammar
then you have no say in this.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Poler on 03-04-2012

<20:38:23> "Captian Fleet Admiral": Just ONCE
<20:38:24> "Captian Fleet Admiral": ONE TIME
<20:38:38> "Poler": no
<20:39:27> "Poler": Kropfi, stop watching the white fat guy and the black guy
<20:39:38> "Captian Fleet Admiral": UI fapped
<20:39:40> "Captian Fleet Admiral": *I
<20:39:42> "Captian Fleet Admiral": to your gf
<20:39:56> "Poler": what
<20:39:57> "Captian Fleet Admiral": Tell her this
<20:40:05> "Captian Fleet Admiral": I fapped to the pic of your gf
<20:40:15> "Poler": going on the quotes thread
<20:40:20> "Captian Fleet Admiral": Go for it.
<20:40:22> "Captian Fleet Admiral": You won't.
<20:40:28> "Captian Fleet Admiral": I'M KIDDING
<20:40:29> "Captian Fleet Admiral": EKWNFAENWFANE
<20:40:31> "Poler": I will
<20:40:38> "Captian Fleet Admiral": I was kidding
<20:40:38> "Captian Fleet Admiral": lol

(Kropfi ^)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 03-04-2012

Quote from: KetChuup on 25-03-2012

It was like, I couldn't quit Gmod and was forced to play FORP all night.

Jesus Christ how horrifying! I think I'd kill myself.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 03-04-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 03-04-2012
Quote from: KetChuup on 25-03-2012

It was like, I couldn't quit Gmod and was forced to play FORP all night.

Jesus Christ how horrifying! I think I'd kill myself.

Me too...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 04-04-2012

We don't really want quotes from arrogant pinks that know they're getting quoted. It defeats the purpose and gets super boring.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 04-04-2012

Quote from: malak on 04-04-2012
3:48 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: oh yeah forgot
3:48 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: I stashed that condom after I used it in a Mtn. Dew can before I threw it away...
3:49 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Didn't want the dog to fish it outta the trash and toss it on the floor somewhere...
3:49 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: XD
3:49 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Fuck you're putting this on the quotes thread aren't you? >.<
3:50 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: Maybe
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: :l
3:50 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: If you want i won't :L
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Lol
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: No biggie...
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: The damned thing was too tight...
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Cut off circulation alot :l
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: XD
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Need to bump up to the next size >.<
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: Dude again your tellingme info I really dont need to hear
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: lol
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: well night
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: NEIN
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy kicks you off the bed
3:52 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Now enjoy as images of my schlong, bursting from that thin wrapper, flood through your dreams :3
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: DX
3:52 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: trollolololo
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: And now I am scared

stop

ok?

ok.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 04-04-2012

I didnt think he'd quote that and I didn't want him to :< I only tell him shit like that cause I know it freaks him out...

Edit: Oh shit... Didn't realize I sorta egged him on >.< Fuck... This is why I shouldn't stay up that late and chat with people -.-

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 04-04-2012

** Pvt. Hank Thyme nods once. "Sadly, yes sir."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "Sir, I'll go first!"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright. Not necessary."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "What are we doing?"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Hank, Dakota, move to the side."
** Pvt. Hank Thyme steps out of the way, breathing slowly.
Col. Zander Maerk says "Now, Ashley, you're going to jump across to the other side."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "I got this."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Col. Zander Maerk says "On three."
** Pfc. Ashley Wolf puts a foot back and touches her hand to the ground.

And then she missed and broke her legs.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 05-04-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 04-04-2012
** Pvt. Hank Thyme nods once. "Sadly, yes sir."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "Sir, I'll go first!"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright. Not necessary."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "What are we doing?"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Hank, Dakota, move to the side."
** Pvt. Hank Thyme steps out of the way, breathing slowly.
Col. Zander Maerk says "Now, Ashley, you're going to jump across to the other side."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "I got this."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Col. Zander Maerk says "On three."
** Pfc. Ashley Wolf puts a foot back and touches her hand to the ground.

And then she missed and broke her legs.

alright

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 05-04-2012

SNIP.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 05-04-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 05-04-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 05-04-2012
Quote from: Jake on 05-04-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 04-04-2012
** Pvt. Hank Thyme nods once. "Sadly, yes sir."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "Sir, I'll go first!"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright. Not necessary."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "What are we doing?"
Col. Zander Maerk says "Hank, Dakota, move to the side."
** Pvt. Hank Thyme steps out of the way, breathing slowly.
Col. Zander Maerk says "Now, Ashley, you're going to jump across to the other side."
Pfc. Ashley Wolf says "I got this."
Col. Zander Maerk says "Alright."
Col. Zander Maerk says "On three."
** Pfc. Ashley Wolf puts a foot back and touches her hand to the ground.

And then she missed and broke her legs.

alright
Stop necro posting, go post a quote not something stupid.

He's not necroposting. You get a cookie for raging against him in a quote thread thats in-date. I'm sure jake will have a field day with this.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 05-04-2012

Doublepost, butt fuck it.

[spoiler]<04:47:30> "SticketyWicket" was banned permanently from the server by "Spades Neil" (You've exhausted your final strike. Enjoy your permaban.)[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ari on 05-04-2012

Free stickywicket 2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 06-04-2012

Quote from: OverPony on 05-04-2012
Doublepost, butt fuck it.

[spoiler]<04:47:30> "SticketyWicket" was banned permanently from the server by "Spades Neil" (You've exhausted your final strike. Enjoy your permaban.)[/spoiler]

We all know he's going to get unbanned within the week, anyways.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Khorn on 06-04-2012

Quote from: Corocan on 06-04-2012

We all know he's going to get unbanned within the week, anyways.

But by then, he will be on double secret super probation.

Meaning get another two permabans and get yourself a free taco and drink.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 06-04-2012

Hrmmmmmm...bans..

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 06-04-2012

Trial woulda' been a lot different if I worn't black.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 06-04-2012

<20:14:43> "StickyWicket": freeme2013

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 06-04-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 06-04-2012
<20:14:43> "StickyWicket": freeme2013

I've not even seen you since I was banned.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 06-04-2012

Quote from: StickyWicket on 06-04-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 06-04-2012
<20:14:43> "StickyWicket": freeme2013
I've not even seen you since I was banned.

Hah, funny!

it was me

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 06-04-2012

SNIP.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 06-04-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 06-04-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 06-04-2012
Quote from: StickyWicket on 06-04-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 06-04-2012
<20:14:43> "StickyWicket": freeme2013
I've not even seen you since I was banned.
Hah, funny!

it was me
it was me
it was me
it was me
it was me

Really Mutatedman? Loser.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 10-04-2012

"Mr. Pink" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://11/jgMgTTV5itae/TE0ilbIPUoG6NE=%7EMr.%20Pink): Come on son, I'm gonna take you to a strip club for your birthday to lose your virginity. :D
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://1/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): how about i shove my cock in your mout- wait what
"Mr. Pink" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://11/jgMgTTV5itae/TE0ilbIPUoG6NE=%7EMr.%20Pink): That's not very father-son-ly...
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://1/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): on /b/ it is
"Yorty" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://9/US5Z+dVhSO8roXxQbgkL/sgAWmM=%7EYorty): You lose your virginity at a strip blub?
"Yorty" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://9/US5Z+dVhSO8roXxQbgkL/sgAWmM=%7EYorty): Daaaayum.
"Mr. Pink" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://11/jgMgTTV5itae/TE0ilbIPUoG6NE=%7EMr.%20Pink): If you do it right.
"Yorty" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://9/US5Z+dVhSO8roXxQbgkL/sgAWmM=%7EYorty): LUB
LB
"Yorty" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://9/US5Z+dVhSO8roXxQbgkL/sgAWmM=%7EYorty): BLUB

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 10-04-2012

blub

<23:45:45> Kropfi: I like butter sticks in my mouth

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 11-04-2012

"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >be last week "themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >be getting drunk
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >go to club with friends
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >dance around, make fool of myself
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >ask hot girl to dance
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >dance
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >make out
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >make out
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >get phone number
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >call next day
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >Want to see Titanic this weekend?
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): >buttersticks
"themutatedman" (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/client://4/t21bQayZJ1e64gyCN/enRyic5SM=%7Ethemutatedman): I win

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Madcombat on 13-04-2012

'Fiji' yells "METAL MAN!"
Harry 'Frightener' Kedoski says "Big book of science."
Harry 'Frightener' Kedoski says "Woah..."
** 'Slash' picks up the buket
'Fiji' says "Hmm, guess he isn't here."
Harry 'Frightener' Kedoski says "What did you want to show him?"
(-) l HGN l Chucknorie has disconnected from the server.
** [5'5|T-51B Power Armou...] sigsh as she sits up and hops out out from the seat
Lt. Jones 'Judge' Malone removed prop_physics
** 'Slash' takes some sips from the bucket
'Fiji' says "My book, I have a question about what a fusion reactor is."
Harry 'Frightener' Kedoski says "Woah..."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 14-04-2012

** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika attempts to open it.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika has rolled 1 out of 100.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Fuck.."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Y'know what box?"
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Y'KNOW WHAT?"
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika raises his pistol.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Old fashioned way is better."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika aims his sight on the lock, firing a round "DIE!"
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika has rolled 20 out of 100.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "OPEN GOD DAMNIT!"
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika fires two more shots.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika has rolled 22 out of 100.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika breaths heavily.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika touches the box, attempting to pry off the top.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika keeps trying to pry it off, saying "Open,open,open,open." multiple times as fast as he can say it.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika has rolled 77

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 15-04-2012

[LOOC] 'Hydra': Hitman, your model makes you look like a faggot.
[LOOC] Viktoriya Dominika: Says the merc.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 15-04-2012

** [A powerful, young loo...] doesnt smack the womans ass.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 15-04-2012

Chainsaw's attempt at stalker RP.

Chainsaw trying to passive RP.

QuoteChainsaw' has used '/Me does not smack the womans ass and just walks on the roof.'.

Chainsaw trying again.

QuoteChainsaw' has used '/Me doesnt smack the womans ass with his right arm roughly again.'.

Third attempt

QuoteChainsaw' has used '/Me does not smack the womans ass really roughly using his right hand and repeats it.'.

Chainsaw facing a enemies.

Quote'Chainsaw' has used '/Y NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP'.
'Chainsaw' has used '/Y NEVER GONNE LET YOU DOWN'.

Chainsaw facing more enemies

Quote'Chainsaw' has used '/Y COME AT ME BRO

Passive RP Round 2

Quote(08:24pm) [A powerful, young loo...] says "Excuse me stalkers."
(08:24pm) [A powerful, young loo...] says "But have you seen a woman around here."
(08:24pm) [A powerful, young loo...] says "I do not want to smack her ass."

Mutant bear attack

Quote14:30:06 [/] 'Chainsaw': y WTF GIANT BEAVERS
14:30:59 [/] 'Chainsaw': y come here
14:31:02 [/] 'Chainsaw': y little beaver..
14:31:04 [/] 'Chainsaw': y come here.
14:31:27 [/] 'Chainsaw': y I will defeat you
Chainsaw': y justin beiber!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 15-04-2012

vote Chainsaw HGN-CSV 2013

he brings all the players to servers

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 15-04-2012

Chainsaw vs. Swamp.

4/21/12.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 16-04-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 16-04-2012

Frosteeeeeeeeee: google Penis enlargement
Frosteeeeeeeeee First Google result for: [Penis enlargement]
Penis enlargement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement)
|HGN| Thanatos: nope
Frosteeeeeeeeee: Google Porn
Frosteeeeeeeeee First Google result for: [Porn]
The Best Free Porn Tube, XXX, Porno and Sex Videos - PORN.COM
http://www.porn.com/ (http://www.porn.com/)
|HGN| Thanatos: Nope.
|HGN| Thanatos: Nope.
|HGN| Thanatos: NOpe.
|HGN| Thanatos: NOpe
Frosteeeeeeeeee: google hardcore animal porn
|HGN| Thanatos: NOPE.
Frosteeeeeeeeee First Google result for: [hardcore animal porn]
Beastiality Bookmarks - Hot Free Hardcore Animal Sex
http://www.beastialitybookmarks.com/ (http://www.beastialitybookmarks.com/)
|HGN| Thanatos: NOPE.
|HGN| Thanatos: NOPE.
|HGN| Thanatos: NOPE,
|HGN| Thanatos: QUOTED.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 16-04-2012

Quote from: Last.Exile on 16-04-2012
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: Oswald
|HGN-STSO| [NFW] deluxulous: not my real name btw
|HGN-STSO| [NFW] deluxulous: its an alias
|HGN-STSO| [NFW] deluxulous: my dad uses Oswald Drucker
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: What is your real name
|HGN-STSO| [NFW] deluxulous: mr. anderson
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: Liar
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: Shame your name wasn't oswald
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: It's a posh name
|HGN-Dir| срібнийлицар: I would have had tea and crumpets with you any day with a name like that

Lol.

at least we get a funny quote once in a while.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 17-04-2012

Quote21:33 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS] moves his hands down, unzipping ThY's pants
22:21 - |HGN-STSV| ThY leans in, kissing you
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: not doing this
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 17-04-2012

Quote from: ThY on 17-04-2012
Quote21:33 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS] moves his hands down, unzipping ThY's pants
22:21 - |HGN-STSV| ThY leans in, kissing you
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: not doing this
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope
22:21 - |HGN| Brλndon Lent [MGS]: nope

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 18-04-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 18-04-2012

poor nitro =(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 18-04-2012

Quote from: Jake on 18-04-2012
poor nitro =(

Yeah, still using Internet Explorer.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 18-04-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 18-04-2012
Quote from: Jake on 18-04-2012
poor nitro =(
Yeah, still using Internet Explorer.

Ya know what? You can suck my dick. I.E. is the only web browser that runs fast/well on my computer. >:I

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 18-04-2012

Quote from: Mr. Pink on 18-04-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 18-04-2012
Quote from: Jake on 18-04-2012
poor nitro =(
Yeah, still using Internet Explorer.

Ya know what? You can suck my dick. I.E. is the only web browser that runs fast/well on my computer. >:I

That says a lot about your computer...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 18-04-2012

Quote from: Frostee on 18-04-2012
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 18-04-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 18-04-2012
Quote from: Jake on 18-04-2012
poor nitro =(
Yeah, still using Internet Explorer.

Ya know what? You can suck my dick. I.E. is the only web browser that runs fast/well on my computer. >:I

That says a lot about your computer...

Pink, your computer is crappy. :> We knew that already.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 20-04-2012

21:41 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Tam nemaji sex
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: Rule 34
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§§§
21:42 - |IGC| Knife_cz: §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
21:42 - |HGN| Miller: wuth

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 20-04-2012

what

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 20-04-2012

Quote from: Jake on 20-04-2012
what

exactly

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: crusader :D on 21-04-2012

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
12:13 AM - silver......shadow: There is a very evil person on steam:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/I_RAPE_CATS/ (http://steamcommunity.com/id/I_RAPE_CATS/)

His name is I_RAPE_CATS. Obviously this distrubed individual should be locked up for the protection of cats and possibly other species.

His profile description is paticularly vile.

I strongly suggest that you report the "person" to valve and the police authorities in your country.

You might also with to report his poll on http://isitnormal.com/story/i-rape-my-cat-5555/ (http://isitnormal.com/story/i-rape-my-cat-5555/) or post on our page at http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hatecatrape (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hatecatrape) for questions.

Pls perhaps share this video with him DON'T RAPE CATS!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqttmdnBlCU#)

Make sure you tell others about this monster and get them to take positive action.

This sicko must be stopped - remember: block, report (valve, police), educate, spread and hate are the appropriate responses.

URGENT WARNING ABOUT PERSON ON STEAM

-- update: he is also a pedophile - he is a member of a child rape group - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ChildRape (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ChildRape) (report that too)
-- update: he reponded like a troll in a comment "Looks like some people are upset"
-- update: people are reporting him but it isn't succeeding - as well as reporting his profile, you need to send a support ticked to valve, create forum posts and contact police:

UK 0800 555 111 - Crimestoppers
USA 800-78-CRIME
World https://tips.fbi.gov/ (https://tips.fbi.gov/)

Let's get this rapist / pedophile stopped

UPDATE ABOUT RAPIST / PEDOPHILE ON STEAM

BREAKING NEWS!! His pedophile group for raping kids has been closed by Valve. Keep reporting him to Valve / police.
12:14 AM - Crusader: who
12:14 AM - Crusader: the
12:14 AM - Crusader: hell
12:14 AM - Crusader: are
12:14 AM - Crusader: you
12:14 AM - silver......shadow: you got a special licence for being so damn stupid.
12:14 AM - Crusader: thanks.

((Not the chat)): Not sure if I should eh.. get rid of links or what?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 21-04-2012

inb4 forum ban

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 21-04-2012

what the fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Iam333 on 21-04-2012

Quote from: themutatedman on 21-04-2012
what the fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 21-04-2012

Quote from: Iam333 on 21-04-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 21-04-2012
what the fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 21-04-2012

Quote from: Gonztah on 21-04-2012
Quote from: Iam333 on 21-04-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 21-04-2012
what the fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 21-04-2012

Quote from: Corocan on 21-04-2012
Quote from: Gonztah on 21-04-2012
Quote from: Iam333 on 21-04-2012
Quote from: themutatedman on 21-04-2012
what the fudge

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 21-04-2012

02:11pm) ** 'Hydra' violently sodomizes Corocan, blood and semen pouring from his every orifice.
(02:11pm) [ 5'9|SlungLR|Kabar|Ur...] says "5.56x39 ammunition?"
(02:11pm) [LOOC] 'Hydra': 'void
(02:12pm) ** 'Sunshine' enjoys it.
(02:12pm) [LOOC] 'Sunshine': Voided.
(02:12pm) [LOOC] 'Hydra': hah
(02:12pm) [LOOC] Ivan Barsukov: I dont want to void it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 23-04-2012

** [Lived 22 years alread...] shits his pants in scarces
Akim Belotserkovsky says "He isn't worth it, Vasoline."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Oh shit."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Your right he doesn't deserve the-"
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "What"
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Something smells very bad."
** Akim Belotserkovsky squints.
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "What smells.."
** Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev sniffs
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Hey, rook."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Did you fart?"
Akim Belotserkovsky says "You smell like shit, man."
** Akim Belotserkovsky looks down, noticing the bulge in his pants.
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Uhh..."
** Akim Belotserkovsky's eyes widen to their full extent.
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "I've dont have a shower"
Torik removed prop_ragdoll
(/) [OOC] Sldr. Evard Brilev: BRB
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Right.. Right."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Why dont you waddle on over to the campfire..I was just kiddin'."
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Okay"
** Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev watches
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev whispers "Yeah, he shit himself."
(/) [OOC] Torik: cool
** [Lived 22 years alread...] puts the turd in the fire fastly
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Ah.."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Are you burning shit in our fire?"
** [Lived 22 years alread...] takes the crap and throws it 20 yards
(o) [OOC] Cherkove Malkovich: Later g2g
** It hits Leshiy's Seva
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Je-"
Torik removed prop_ragdoll
Akim Belotserkovsky says "What the -fuck.-"
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Did..did you just throw shit."
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Uhhh...."
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom radios in "Adam, take Akim , Vasili and Perp out on a little patrol. If that guy's being annoying, kick him out."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev radios in "He just threw shit."
** [Lived 22 years alread...] shits again in scares
Akim Belotserkovsky says "You know what."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika radios in "LETS GO."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Go eat it."
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Uhh..."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Pick it up, I mean."
** [Lived 22 years alread...] shits again in scares
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Jesus."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev radios in "He shit himself..Again"
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Oh"
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom radios in "What?"
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom radios in "Kick the creeper out."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika radios in "That's three times."
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom radios in "Into the swamp."
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev radios in "Four now."
Akim Belotserkovsky radios in "I think we're going to need HAZMAT suits."
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom radios in "KICK. OUT."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Leave the base."
[Lived 22 years alread...] says "Uhh..."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Now!"
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Take your shitty self elsewhere"
(-) T.Eh Wally AP has disconnected from the server.
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Wait"
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Wait!"
Vasilli Vasoline Nikolaev says "Lets send him to Duty"
** [Lived 22 years alread...] shits him self in scares
*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 23-04-2012

*shits himself in scares*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 23-04-2012

because he was really serious about it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 24-04-2012

|HGN| Kieck: lol
|HGN| Kieck: you cant smoke drugs in freedom
|HGN| Kieck: kinda lame
|HGN| Gonztah: They're all bigger asses than Duty anyway
|HGN| Kieck: yeah
|HGN| Kieck: ironically people prefer freedom
|HGN| Kieck: lol
|HGN| Kieck: SRP players are like women
|HGN| Kieck: assholes are hot for them
|HGN| Gonztah: lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 24-04-2012

My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic - Season 1 Ep.1 (Mare in the Moon) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUZTn-SWBeM#ws) you can skip the intro starting at 1:30 to 2:00
22:09 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Even I dont like the intro lol
22:09 - |HGN| Gonztah: I have a baad feeeling about this
22:09 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ...
22:09 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Its the mother fucking internet
22:09 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Live with it lol
22:10 - |HGN| Gonztah: Gnfg
22:10 - |HGN| Gonztah: My brains cannot take this
22:10 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ...
22:10 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Watch it
22:10 - |HGN| Gonztah: Dragon thing waht the fuck
22:10 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Till half
22:10 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Yeah I was ftw at that too
22:11 - |HGN| Gonztah: Wtf telekinetic horn
22:11 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ITS MAGIC OBVIOUSLY
22:11 - |HGN| Gonztah: 4 minutes
22:11 - |HGN| Gonztah: Im
22:11 - |HGN| Gonztah: Not...
22:11 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ...
22:11 - |IGC| Knife_cz: WATCH IT TILL HALF
22:11 - |IGC| Knife_cz: I command you
22:12 - |HGN| Gonztah: I cannot take it anymore
22:12 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Half
22:12 - |IGC| Knife_cz: To half
22:13 - |HGN| Gonztah: I'm glad the dragon thing exists
22:13 - |HGN| Gonztah: Something to concentrate hate on
22:13 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Yep lol
22:13 - |HGN| Gonztah: Aren't these ponies
22:13 - |HGN| Gonztah: Bitchy
22:13 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Just only one
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Gnfgfgf
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Flying
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Cart
22:14 - |IGC| Knife_cz: So at what part- lol
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Engine:
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Ponies
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: Slavery?
22:14 - |IGC| Knife_cz: BUT THEY ARE PEGASUS
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: SLAVERY
22:14 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Royal guards bitch
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: THIS SHOW
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: IS
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: ENCOURAGING
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: SLAVERY
22:14 - |IGC| Knife_cz: eaf.kneafhukehgf
22:14 - |HGN| Gonztah: They don't even talk?
22:15 - |HGN| Gonztah: This is racist
22:15 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Yeah the guards are mute
22:15 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Like british royal guards
22:15 - |IGC| Knife_cz: You see they steal alot of ideas from Britain
22:15 - |HGN| Gonztah: 7:30 I must last......
22:15 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Oh come on, watch it till ending atleast :P
22:15 - |HGN| Gonztah: OH GOD MURICABRONY
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: Everypony
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: Gnghg
22:16 - |IGC| Knife_cz: :>
22:16 - |IGC| Knife_cz: every pornie
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: Appleponies
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: I
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: Dnt
22:16 - |HGN| Gonztah: even......
22:16 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Its the apple family
22:17 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Dem be like peasants
22:17 - |HGN| Gonztah: Let me thin-
22:17 - |HGN| Gonztah: NO
22:17 - |HGN| Gonztah: TINY PONIES
22:17 - |HGN| Gonztah: NO
22:17 - |HGN| Gonztah: RESIST
22:17 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ...
22:17 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Remember
22:17 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Its the damned internet
22:18 - |HGN| Gonztah: 10:30
22:18 - |HGN| Gonztah: So close to halfway
22:18 - |IGC| Knife_cz: 11:30 till ending eh
22:18 - |HGN| Gonztah: No
22:18 - |HGN| Gonztah: No
22:18 - |HGN| Gonztah: No
22:18 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Yeup
22:19 - |HGN| Gonztah: Dem voices
22:19 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Wait the voices are okay
22:19 - |IGC| Knife_cz: Check the names in credits, they are known these people
22:19 - |HGN| Gonztah: My brain is being corrupted.
22:20 - |HGN| Gonztah: Why can't I
22:20 - |IGC| Knife_cz: ?
22:20 - |IGC| Knife_cz: What can't you
22:20 - |HGN| Gonztah: st
22:20 - |HGN| Gonztah: op

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 24-04-2012

|HGN| Gonztah: I swear
|HGN| Gonztah: If I ever
|HGN| Gonztah: Watch one of
|HGN| Gonztah: those MLPs
|HGN| Gonztah: ever
|HGN| Gonztah: again
|HGN| Gonztah: You'll be my first victim
|IGC| Knife_cz: Alright lets be honest
|IGC| Knife_cz: Is there anything what is making you to watch MLP?
|IGC| Knife_cz: Any kind of thought
|HGN| Gonztah: I seriously
|HGN| Gonztah: Dont
|HGN| Gonztah: know why I watched that bit
|HGN| Gonztah: Curiosity?
|IGC| Knife_cz: Yeah.
|HGN| Gonztah: And now
|HGN| Gonztah: I will forget it
|IGC| Knife_cz: How did you became brony :
|IGC| Knife_cz: "The internet faze. I was curious as to what was so good about it so I watched Youtube clips and then the love began. "
|HGN| Gonztah: No
|HGN| Gonztah: No
|HGN| Gonztah: No
|HGN| Gonztah: Never
|IGC| Knife_cz: The internet faze. I was curious...
|IGC| Knife_cz: and then the love began. "
|HGN| Gonztah: Never
|HGN| Gonztah: No
|IGC| Knife_cz: love began
|IGC| Knife_cz: love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began love began
|HGN| Gonztah: I would love to quote a rude line here
|HGN| Gonztah: But I wont
|HGN| Gonztah: And I will never
|IGC| Knife_cz: Oh.Check forums
|HGN| Gonztah: Turn to the brony side
|HGN| Gonztah: NO
|HGN| Gonztah: NONONONONONO
|HGN| Gonztah: NOONONONNO
|IGC| Knife_cz: "One does not simply quote Kieck without being punished"
|HGN| Gonztah: FUCK
|IGC| Knife_cz: "AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
|IGC| Knife_cz: :3
|IGC| Knife_cz: On the bright side
|IGC| Knife_cz: You will become famous now
|HGN| Gonztah: NO
|HGN| Gonztah: FUCK
|HGN| Gonztah: NO
|HGN| Gonztah: I DISAGREE
|HGN| Gonztah: WITH ALL OF THIS
|IGC| Knife_cz: Its too late
|IGC| Knife_cz: You are brony now
|IGC| Knife_cz: I KNOW SOMEWHERE DEEP IN YOU
|IGC| Knife_cz: YOU WANT TO WATCH
|IGC| Knife_cz: WATCH MORE EPISODES

|IGC| Knife_cz: Come on now :3
|IGC| Knife_cz: Watch two more episodes
|IGC| Knife_cz: Whole episodes
|IGC| Knife_cz: And ill remove quote
|IGC| Knife_cz: TROLOLO
|HGN| Gonztah: NO
|IGC| Knife_cz: And I mean that.
|HGN| Gonztah: I'd rather die
|IGC| Knife_cz turns
|IGC| Knife_cz: Enjoy the quote
|IGC| Knife_cz: sawceswuful trall is sawcesful

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 24-04-2012

I would rather watch some Dane Cook standup than read this thread

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 30-04-2012

** Reuben James opens his coat, and pulls out a string of pipe-bombs, duct-taped together.
Reuben James says "I make these and sell them."
** Reuben James smiles.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 30-04-2012

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1:05 - [email protected]: bye
1. května 2012
1:06 - [email protected]: www.steam-gifs-freegames.tk (http://www.steam-gifs-freegames.tk)
hurry up only 55 games will be gifted in this link.
Don't forget to say Thanks !
1:06 - [email protected]: gogogo
1:06 - [email protected]: naw
1:06 - |IGC| Knife_cz needs a new RAM: No seriously bro
1:06 - [email protected]: free gaem
1:06 - |IGC| Knife_cz needs a new RAM: Go die

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 01-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 01-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 01-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 02-05-2012

inb4 k is too mainstream.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 02-05-2012

k, let's stop.

No seriously. Let's not create a monster. <3 Or I'll have to split this and move part of it to the GVC.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 02-05-2012

Quote(17:19) Michael Bates says "First one."
(17:19) ** [Heavy Ranger Gear|Hea...] nods
(17:19) Michael Bates says "Theres only two up there."
(17:20) ** [Heavy Ranger Gear|Hea...] takes the key unlocking the door
(17:20) ** [Heavy Ranger Gear|Hea...] closes the door
(17:20) ** [Heavy Ranger Gear|Hea...] locks the door from the inside
(17:20) ** [Heavy Ranger Gear|Hea...] sits down begining to undress

Forp is not immune either

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 03-05-2012

[OOC] Mark Bloomburg: quit with the ooc, i'm doing serious rp.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 03-05-2012

Quote from: HitMan5523 on 03-05-2012
[OOC] Mark Bloomburg: quit with the ooc, i'm doing serious rp.

Mutated man, serious RP? HAH

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 03-05-2012

QuoteHanna L. Grant took damage from Hanna L. Grant with frp_pistol_32.

QuoteHanna L. Grant took damage from Hanna L. Grant with nx_hands.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Caso on 04-05-2012

A strong wind from the north picks up Alex and carries him away
[OOC] Justin Wilkson: Oh dang..... The wind really loved him...
[OOC] Jase Ramensin: It took him away and mated with him, creating a new generation of wind-Chorei children.
[OOC] [Admin] Kelse: deargodwhy

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-05-2012

A GUST of wind, fool.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 05-05-2012

"I just took my SATs they were annoying as shit" - Kropfi
"Did you lose it?" - Hitman
mfw
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F781wU.jpg&hash=1d773bbc97304dd4eeacf2fcbe475926600a1521)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 05-05-2012

It was a flocking joke.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 06-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 06-05-2012

nKe_.: Hai
|HGN-FOSV| Spades Neil is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 06-05-2012

Quote from: Nik3 on 06-05-2012
nKe_.: Hai
|HGN-FOSV| Spades Neil is now Offline.

Win.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Madcombat on 06-05-2012

** Jny. Knight Lilly Wolfe takes a seat across from the Paladin.
** Sr. Paladin Ray A. Titus wakes up.
** Sr. Paladin Ray A. Titus growls.
** Jny. Knight Lilly Wolfe removes herself from the seat.

What do you learn from the story? Dont fuck with Rays sleep.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 06-05-2012

Quote** Paladin Halt O'Carrick kisses
[LOOC] Paladin Halt O'Carrick: lol
[LOOC] Jny. Knight Lilly Wolfe: dafuq
[LOOC] Paladin Halt O'Carrick: Void :3
Paladin Halt O'Carrick has used '/CharFallOver 2'.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 06-05-2012

Quote from: Nik3 on 06-05-2012
nKe_.: Hai
|HGN-FOSV| Spades Neil is now Offline.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F400x%2F20074862.jpg&hash=d8ec38fd17157c5f72daef5746d713f77595c7b0)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 06-05-2012

'Death' says "Does us... this TV work?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Kinda."
** 'Death' presses the button on the TV.
** It turns on. Static.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Hold on, I'll rig the VCR..."
'Death' says "Fuckin' a..."
'Death' says "Got any porn?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Yep."
'Death' says "Sweet."
'Death' says "The HD Russian shit?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "... Does this look like an HDTV to you?"
'Death' says "Sadly not..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim grinds the heavy TV forward a little to wire it up.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "How the fuck did they get it up here to begin with?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Lower it through the fuckin' roof?"
'Death' says "I've always wondered... How did we even--"
'Death' says "Yeah that..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim plugs in some wires.
** The TV goes black, but on.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim pushes it back.
'Death' says "Sweet."
'Death' says "It works."
'Death' says "Sorta..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim opens a drawer.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim pulls out a video, titled, "FAT RUSSIAN ASS HARDCORE XXXXX"
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim puts it into the VCR. "Enjoy."
'Death' says "What's that one called?"
** 'Death' sits down to the couch.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Fat Russian Ass Hardcore, five X's."
'Death' says "Ew...y"
'Death' says "Fat?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Curvy."
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Not BBW."
'Death' says "Ah let's see-- OH SHIT"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Just nice big Russian ass."
'Death' says "I haven't seen women this sexy in forever."
** A very corny porn movie begins.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim goes to have a drink. "Don't mess up the sofa."
** The moaning from the TV gets REALLY REALLY loud.
** 'Death' gets up, leaving the TV on.
'Death' says "Ahh..."
'Death' says "Brings back memories of college."
'Death' says "Sex and weed and being drunk... EVERY day..."
'Death' says "Good times."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Madcombat on 07-05-2012

[HGN]Madcombat: Hey man
|HGN-FOSV| Shot Hitler in balls.: class <_>
[HGN]Madcombat: Class D?
[HGN]Madcombat: OH NO
[HGN]Madcombat: OH NO NO NO!
[HGN]Madcombat: DONT MAKE ME TEST
|HGN-FOSV| Shot Hitler in balls.: final, go away
[HGN]Madcombat: NO NO!
[HGN]Madcombat: NOOOOOO!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 07-05-2012

QuoteLost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

In responce to our Empire at War game Spadey :(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 07-05-2012

Quote from: ThY on 07-05-2012
QuoteLost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
In responce to our Empire at War game Spadey :(

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! ;A;

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 07-05-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 07-05-2012
Quote from: ThY on 07-05-2012
QuoteLost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
In responce to our Empire at War game Spadey :(

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! ;A;

nobody loves the community spambot.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 07-05-2012

Bitch, please, I love Spades.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 11-05-2012

My explanation of mass effect 3 ending to stickywiket.

You see, Bioware promised that not only will you get a variety of poop but depending on what you ate in Mass effect 1 2 and 3, dictates how your poop will end up like however in reality you get a choice between three poops, salad poop, chile poop, and blueberry poop. Pick your favorite

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 11-05-2012

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi49.tinypic.com%2Ff4qz4l.jpg&hash=afd31f15bc8847696da8659337ce496e4ec2cf21)

: (

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 13-05-2012

Quote11:54 AM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: i like creed

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 13-05-2012

Quote from: themutatedman on 13-05-2012
Quote11:54 AM - |HGN| Brandon Lent: i like creed

...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 13-05-2012

<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 13-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

cool

Please stop bragging. You're being narcissistic yet you have nothing here to be proud of, and it's even worse than Spades De-Niro! I feel like a dick for saying this, but you've posted so many damned quotes revolving around yourself it's gut wrenching.
sit down

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
cool

Please stop bragging. You're being narcissistic yet you have nothing here to be proud of, and it's even worse than Spades De-Niro! I feel like a dick for saying this, but you've posted so many damned quotes revolving around yourself it's gut wrenching.
sit down

Wow Yorty.
I don't even.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Spades De-Niro!

/me changes his Steam name to Spades De-Niro because he's oblivious of any insults it entails and thinks it sounds cool.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 14-05-2012
Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
cool

Please stop bragging. You're being narcissistic yet you have nothing here to be proud of, and it's even worse than Spades De-Niro! I feel like a dick for saying this, but you've posted so many damned quotes revolving around yourself it's gut wrenching.
sit down
Wow Yorty.
I don't even.

The thing is though, it's true.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 14-05-2012
Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Spades De-Niro!

/me changes his Steam name to Spades De-Nitro because he's oblivious of any insults it entails and thinks it sounds cool.

AYE ME SCOTTISH FREN'.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 14-05-2012

Quote from: HitMan5523 on 14-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 14-05-2012
Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
cool

Please stop bragging. You're being narcissistic yet you have nothing here to be proud of, and it's even worse than Spades De-Niro! I feel like a dick for saying this, but you've posted so many damned quotes revolving around yourself it's gut wrenching.
sit down
Wow Yorty.
I don't even.
The thing is though, it's true.

thanks for ruining all my sense of self-worth

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 14-05-2012

I would say something extremely dick but I'd rather not.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 14-05-2012
my sense of self-worth

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 14-05-2012

Quote from: Yorty on 13-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
cool

Please stop bragging. You're being narcissistic yet you have nothing here to be proud of, and it's even worse than Spades De-Niro! I feel like a dick for saying this, but you've posted so many damned quotes revolving around yourself it's gut wrenching.
sit down

Oh my goodness, I was going to post the same thing.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Yorty on 14-05-2012

Hey, did you even read what I said carefully? "You have nothing here to be proud of."
Getting Guard on a Teamspeak channel. Making a post that just says "You're welcome" or something along those lines on the clientside skins thread (not the first time, either). Do you have any idea how pretentious that is? Quoting yourself on what you apparently thought were witty comments or conversations in this very thread repeatedly?
If that's all that held your self worth together, good goddman going Brandon.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 14-05-2012

lay off guys brandon is a cool guy and not afraid of anything

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 15-05-2012

Lay off Brandon, he is entitled to post whatever he wants, if he wants to brag about gaining something noteworthy-ish. Then so be it.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 15-05-2012

Quote from: Last.Exile on 15-05-2012
Lay off Brandon, he is entitled to post whatever he wants, if he wants to brag about gaining something noteworthy-ish. Then so be it.

nono its ok, people can say what they want without any regard for other people's feelings.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 15-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 15-05-2012
Quote from: Last.Exile on 15-05-2012
Lay off Brandon, he is entitled to post whatever he wants, if he wants to brag about gaining something noteworthy-ish. Then so be it.
nono its ok, people can say what they want without any regard for other people's feelings.

gigantic tentacle avatar fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 15-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 15-05-2012
Quote from: Last.Exile on 15-05-2012
Lay off Brandon, he is entitled to post whatever he wants, if he wants to brag about gaining something noteworthy-ish. Then so be it.
nono its ok, people can say what they want without any regard for other people's feelings.

Yea that's pretty much how ~~High School~~ HGN works. :)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 17-05-2012

(05:33pm) Stanley Ovstakan says "And three boxes of 9x19, please."
(05:33pm) Strell Loconos says "Sure."
(05:33pm) Strell Loconos says "50 each."
(05:33pm) Stanley Ovstakan says "You said 40 last time."
(05:33pm) Strell Loconos says "Price just got raised."
(05:33pm) [Tall-Muscled-Balaclav...] says "Prices go up"
(05:33pm) Strell Loconos says "Cause you don't have a Vagina."
(05:34pm) ** [Tall-Muscled-Balaclav...] laughs
(05:34pm) [LOOC] Stanley Ovstakan: x.x
(05:34pm) [Tall-Muscled-Balaclav...] says "Luckely i have one"
(05:34pm) Stanley Ovstakan says "45?"
(05:34pm) [LOOC] Strell Loconos: Aaaanddd... quotes.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 17-05-2012

Quote|HGN-FOSV| Maintenance finished: ASL? :O
|HGN-FOSV| Maintenance finished: loljk
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: 16/M/MURLAND U WANT 2 MEET UP TONITE?
|HGN-FOSV| Maintenance finished: YEH SUR, LETZ GO 2 TEH PARK
|HGN-FOSV| Maintenance finished: suddenly dateline
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: O wait
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: Just 1 sec
|HGN-FOSV| Maintenance finished: "Sit down Neil. Right over there."
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: This one time I went on DarkRP
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: And walked around as a hitman going
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: "Ey baby, I need a hit, I gotta pay child support and things, come on baby."

What do me and Spades get done in SF? Absolutely fucking nothing.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 17-05-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 17-05-2012

What do me and Spades get done in SF? Absolutely fucking nothing.

You could say that cybering is, in fact, fucking nothing.

jokes.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 19-05-2012

Quote'Jherico' says "What did you find?"
'Jamal' says "Dayum nigguh! Whiteboys pointing guns at me, craker!"
[LOOC] 'Mayhem': LOL
[LOOC] 'Jherico': lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 20-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

<14:28:22> "Brandon Lent" was removed from server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

RIP

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 24-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 24-05-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 24-05-2012

Quote from: Plunger on 20-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
<14:28:22> "Brandon Lent" was removed from server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

RIP

lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 24-05-2012

Quote from: Steven :D on 24-05-2012
Quote from: Plunger on 20-05-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 13-05-2012
<22:54:57> "Brandon Lent" was added to server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".
<14:28:22> "Brandon Lent" was removed from server group "Knight (10)" by "CitadelCaptain".

RIP
lol

*Exactly One month later...*
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 27-05-2012

** Ivan Ivakov slowly lifts his rifle to his hip.
[29|5.3|Skinny Build|B...] says "Listen i dont want any trouble i just want to know what you want..."
** Ivan Ivakov unbuttons his pants. "You."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Das_Uberman on 27-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 27-05-2012
** Ivan Ivakov slowly lifts his rifle to his hip.
[29|5.3|Skinny Build|B...] says "Listen i dont want any trouble i just want to know what you want..."
** Ivan Ivakov unbuttons his pants. "You."

Oh god.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 27-05-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 27-05-2012
** Ivan Ivakov slowly lifts his rifle to his hip.
[29|5.3|Skinny Build|B...] says "Listen i dont want any trouble i just want to know what you want..."
** Ivan Ivakov unbuttons his pants. "You."

Otto: wait
Otto: Ivan Ivakov
Otto: you quoted yourself
Otto: faggot
Brandon Lent: what
Brandon Lent: quoted?
Otto: in the quotes thread
Brandon Lent: LOL
Otto: loser
Brandon Lent: SHH

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: JRParadox on 01-06-2012

*Chatting with a group of friends, randomly start talking about Anne Frank*

Person 1: "It's such a shame she died the way she did"

Idiot of the group: "Yeah, chocking on Henry's dick!"
Everyone else: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Idiot of the group: "She was one of Henry the VIII's wives right?"

*Unanimous facepalm*

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vorter on 01-06-2012

Quote from: JRParadox on 01-06-2012
*Chatting with a group of friends, randomly start talking about Anne Frank*

Person 1: "It's such a shame she died the way she did"

Idiot of the group: "Yeah, chocking on Henry's dick!"
Everyone else: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Idiot of the group: "She was one of Henry the VIII's wives right?"

*Unanimous facepalm*

Smart friend you got there.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 04-06-2012

StickeyWicket: It's like that japanese anime, and it's about a girl in highschool"

Tom: that's specific.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 07-06-2012

Spades: Kelse, where's the satchel charge?
Kelse: What do you mean? It's in the backpack.
Spades: No it's not...
*Kelse opens the backpack*
Kelse: Aww fuck.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: INA7HAN on 07-06-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 07-06-2012
Spades: Kelse, where's the satchel charge?
Kelse: What do you mean it's in the backpack.
Spades: No it's not...
*Kelse opens the backpack*
Kelse: Aww fuck.

Clearly Arma 2.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 09-06-2012

|HGN| Vortigoat: Not realy
|HGN| Vortigoat: Since the final solution is about the holohoax
Don Captain: HOLOHOAX
Don Captain: SON
Don Captain: THE SLAUGHTER OF NEARLY A MILLION JEWS IS NOT A HOAX
|HGN| Vortigoat: It is
|HGN| Vortigoat: Atleast the numbers are exagtereated
|HGN| Vortigoat: Made up''
Don Captain: I don't know what you're smoking.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Bro
|HGN| Vortigoat: Read some of David Irving's books
Don Captain: Read some logic.
Don Captain: The holocaust wasn't a hoax.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Most of it is made up.
Don Captain: Such as?
|HGN| Vortigoat: The gas chambers.
Don Captain: Uh
Don Captain: They did gas jews.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Funny, Since a person made a report and wrote a book on how the 'Gas Chambers' didnt exist
Don Captain: Uh
Don Captain: Have you ever been inside Auschwitz?
|HGN| Vortigoat: Yeah it's just a shower room
Don Captain: Oh yeah, a shower room that emits Hydrogen cyanide in the form of Zyclon B.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Yeah....very little
Don Captain: UH
|HGN| Vortigoat: And with the high dosis needed to kill the people...
|HGN| Vortigoat: You would find more
Don Captain: Have you ever read the Gerstein Report?
|HGN| Vortigoat: Have you ever read:The jews are greedy faggots and need to be destroyed?
Don Captain: Have you ever read: You're a neo-nazi, aren't you?
Don Captain: I mean I don't like gypsies in the EU, but I have no qualms with Jews.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Do you realy think everyone in germany whas like....Oh let's all hate the jews tommorow because i suddenly changed of tought
Don Captain: Uh, no
Don Captain: Everybody hated Jews because of Hitler's mass funding, economic genius, and amazing propaganda campagin
Don Captain: as well as his emotional speeches.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Jew's need to die, Only real thing to save the world is national socialism.
Don Captain: *campaign
Don Captain: The world is beyond saving
Don Captain: especially with the Neo-Nazis, Gypsy real estate mafia, terrible conditions in the Baltic States, terrible conditions in the middle east, religious dogma, and terrible education.
|HGN| Vortigoat: I find it funny that russa has neo nazi's since they are ünter menschen
|HGN| Vortigoat: russia'
Don Captain: Uh
Don Captain: Russians
Don Captain: are sub-human?
|HGN| Vortigoat: Yes.
Don Captain: How so?
|HGN| Vortigoat: Lol
|HGN| Vortigoat: You are so funny.
Don Captain: I'm serious.
|HGN| Vortigoat: The opinion of hitler towards russians/or slavic fucks whatever is clearly stated
Don Captain: Uh, Hitler wasn't exactly the host with the best opinions.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Oh rly?
|HGN| Vortigoat: He made some bad decissions
|HGN| Vortigoat: If he would leave the war to his generals Germany surely had won
Don Captain: You know Erwin Rommel disagreed with Hitler, right?
|HGN| Vortigoat: I know
|HGN| Vortigoat: And you know what happend because of that?
Don Captain: And he was going to plot to assassinate Hitler, correct?
|HGN| Vortigoat: He died.
Don Captain: Yes, I know.
Don Captain: It doesn't change the fact that Hitler is not a good person, and his views are those of the most right-wing, most idiotic, must IQ numbing people in this world./
|HGN| Vortigoat: I am for National socialism, You can have whatever you want.
Don Captain: Sounds more like Nationalist Fascism, to me.
|HGN| Vortigoat: From wich country are you btw?
Don Captain: United States, Mid-west.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Oh lol, No wonder you act like this.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Silly american's with there propaganda.
Don Captain: And where are you from?
|HGN| Vortigoat: The Netherlands.
Don Captain: Oh, funny.
Don Captain: Seeing as the Netherlands was subject to years of oppression, genocide, and low-quality conditions.
|HGN| Vortigoat: Not for the NSB'ers and the Germaansche SS
Don Captain: not everyone was welling to submit to German rule.
Don Captain: *willing
|HGN| Vortigoat: And look at what happend to them
|HGN| Vortigoat: :D
Don Captain: Uh
Don Captain: They recieved support from allied forces once they pushed into the Netherlands?
|HGN| Vortigoat: And?
Don Captain: And the Nazis were eventually pushed back into Germany and lost the war once Berlin fell?
|HGN| Vortigoat: Because of the russians.
Don Captain: Oh, yeah
|HGN| Vortigoat: England and America didnt realy do anything.
Don Captain: Russians were able to push the Germans out of Russia and way into the heart of the Motherland with
Don Captain: Poland was it?
Don Captain: Yes, Poland.
Don Captain: A bunch of Sub-humans kicked your ass.
|HGN| Vortigoat: While the money hungry americans let these sub-humans loose 20 million people
|HGN| Vortigoat: Seems legit that America did so much in the war
|HGN| Vortigoat: Unless if you count killing alot of civilians with atomic bombs
Don Captain: Because they didn't want to be involved in the war in the first place, and were fighting (mostly) in the Pacific and France?
|HGN| Vortigoat: wich still cause defects at birth
|HGN| Vortigoat: And what about the french army
|HGN| Vortigoat: Oh wait
|HGN| Vortigoat: They dont have an army herp
|HGN| Vortigoat: 6 Weeks
|HGN| Vortigoat: And gone.
Don Captain: They lost only to have a bunch of rag-tag resistance groups rise up and kick your ass once again?
|HGN| Vortigoat: National Socialism = win.
|HGN| Vortigoat: The rest is deemed to fail
|HGN| Vortigoat: That's my opinion
|HGN| Vortigoat: Dont try to change it.
|HGN| Vortigoat: I wont change your opinion
Don Captain: Because Nazism hasn't already failed
Don Captain: right
|HGN| Vortigoat: the end of this discussion.
Don Captain: I like it how when you can't backup your points you switch topics
|HGN| Vortigoat: No, Because i want to actualy play Gmod instead of having arguements with you.
Don Captain: And that's why when I brought up the Gerstein Report you switched topics
Don Captain: as well as when I brought up the Russians, French, and other resistance movements kicking ass once again
|HGN| Vortigoat: BTW, How did this go from picture judging to a big discussion herp.
Don Captain: You claiming the holocaust was actually a hoax
Don Captain: and then switching topics
|HGN| Vortigoat: (Cough) It is a hoax, BTW do you know SCP?
Don Captain: Gerstein Report says otherwise.
Don Captain: And yes.
|HGN| Vortigoat: I found a server that uses a SCP kind of thing on gmod
Don Captain: uh
Don Captain: HGN's one, right
|HGN| Vortigoat: Yeah
Don Captain: yep
|HGN| Vortigoat: it's rather undeveloped

might not be funny to you
but i thought it was pretty funny the way he went from gas chambers not existing to nationalist socialism being the best to SCP

by the motherland i meant *their fatherland

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 09-06-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 09-06-2012
-snip-

Lol'd

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-06-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 09-06-2012
-snip-

Today Vortigoat lost all of my respect.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 10-06-2012

~~why does anyone even talk to that backward-thinking retard~~
~~that made me lol so much, the amount of idiocy he says is unbearable~~

I AM NOW ENLIGHTENED BY VORTIGOAT DOCTRINE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 10-06-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 10-06-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 09-06-2012
-snip-
Today Vortigoat lost all of my respect.

He was indocrinated..by the Reapers!
He is now blind, stupid beliving only them....

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 10-06-2012

God Child made me say those things :(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 10-06-2012

Hail Satan. Also...

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 10-06-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 09-06-2012
|HGN| Vortigoat: Jew's need to die,

Stopped reading here

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 10-06-2012

You dun goofed Vortigoat.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: themutatedman on 10-06-2012

great job vortigoat

you fucking made me laugh my ass off

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 10-06-2012

What are you all talking about

this is how I learned when i was your age.

Education for Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1LHeim_hA#)

Fucking rabbits...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 10-06-2012

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/20907409/photos/reaction/godwin%27s_law.PNG)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: JRParadox on 11-06-2012

Seeing as you are so in to books and reading Vortigoat you should probably try reading this:
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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012

This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is

You don't have to call me mentally challenged.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is

Fair 'nuff, I'll let another mod handle it.

You guys can hit the report button when it gets too crazy I suppose.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.

You're saying Holocaust is a lie. That's enough proof.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012

I also don't believe in god...geuss i'm also a witch :'(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.
You're saying Holocaust is a lie. That's enough proof.

Wait, what have I missed? You're kidding I hope. He didn't actually say that did he?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.
You're saying Holocaust is a lie. That's enough proof.

Wait, what have I missed? You're kidding I hope. He didn't actually say that did he?

Holocaust never happened.
Jews just wanted to scapegoat Hitler.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.
You're saying Holocaust is a lie. That's enough proof.

Wait, what have I missed? You're kidding I hope. He didn't actually say that did he?

Holocaust never happened.
Jews just wanted to scapegoat Hitler.

man aren't you cool with your
new world beliefs that happen to be
ignorant of actual fact.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.

saying the things you said should already speak of some deficiency.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-06-2012

Quote from: Ragolution on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Vortigoat on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 12-06-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 11-06-2012
This is turning silly. I'll ready my thread splitting scissors and mail the package to the GVC.

no don't
let everyone see how mentally challenged vortigoat is
You don't have to call me mentally challenged.
You're saying Holocaust is a lie. That's enough proof.

Wait, what have I missed? You're kidding I hope. He didn't actually say that did he?

Holocaust never happened.
Jews just wanted to scapegoat Hitler.

yeah because apparently killing millions of jews, poles and other people doesnt make you a war criminal
oh yeah, and nearly a hundred thousand of mentally challenged
god dammit rag

also for spades

Quote from: Vortigoat
Don Captain: THE SLAUGHTER OF NEARLY A MILLION JEWS IS NOT A HOAX
|HGN| Vortigoat: It is
|HGN| Vortigoat: Atleast the numbers are exagtereated
|HGN| Vortigoat: Made up''

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 12-06-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 12-06-2012
also for spades

Quote from: Vortigoat
Don Captain: THE SLAUGHTER OF NEARLY A MILLION JEWS IS NOT A HOAX
|HGN| Vortigoat: It is
|HGN| Vortigoat: Atleast the numbers are exagtereated
|HGN| Vortigoat: Made up''

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!1! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ9wNT21c_s#)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 13-06-2012

*In Skype with Madcombat*
Kelse: Have you ever not wanted to talk with someone so you just told them "lol"?
Madcombat: Yeah, I have.
*Suddenly, steam chat message*
Madcombat: lol
*In Skype*
Kelse: I see how it is!
Madcombat starts cracking up.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 16-06-2012

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40046631/The%20fuck%20spades.png)

(Click to enlarge, derp)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Frostee on 16-06-2012
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40046631/The%20fuck%20spades.png)

(Click to enlarge, derp)

GG spades.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 16-06-2012

Nice knowing you guys.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Plunger on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Frostee on 16-06-2012
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40046631/The%20fuck%20spades.png)

(Click to enlarge, derp)

As if a girl would send Spades nudes.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 16-06-2012

Last time i angerd Eco i got banned...Spades wont be banned but still... RIP :'(

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 16-06-2012

And you thought it was a good idea to tell FROSTY out of all people this.

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Das_Uberman on 16-06-2012

Little to no GR.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Frostee on 16-06-2012
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40046631/The%20fuck%20spades.png)

(Click to enlarge, derp)

that was pretty painful to read.
like
in a 'he's retarded' way.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 16-06-2012
[image]

(Click to enlarge, derp)

that was pretty painful to read.
like
in a 'he's retarded' way.

this is brilliant

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: INA7HAN on 16-06-2012

How do you know that Spades?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 16-06-2012

heuheuheueheuehueheueheuheueheueheuheueheuheueheue Spades I have not seen today, probably because I was out, HE GOT CHEWED OUT.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: meetdadoom on 16-06-2012

Someone needs a press conference.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 16-06-2012

This is what you get for trusting Frosty

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 16-06-2012
This is what you get for trusting Frosty

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 16-06-2012
This is what you get for trusting Frosty

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 16-06-2012
This is what you get for trusting Frosty

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

ohhey it's kelse trying to sound edgy but inevitably failing at creating a post containing his own input whatsoever what a surprise!!!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 16-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 16-06-2012
This is what you get for trusting Frosty

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

ohhey it's kelse trying to sound edgy but inevitably failing at creating a post containing his own input whatsoever what a surprise!!!

I'm from HGN, could you please explain this in a way that I could understand?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 17-06-2012

Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Jake on 16-06-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 16-06-2012
This is what you get for trusting Frosty

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

youre an idiot but I agree with you on this one

ohhey it's kelse trying to sound edgy but inevitably failing at creating a post containing his own input whatsoever what a surprise!!!

i would agree, it's quite surprising.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 17-06-2012

(+) |HGN-FOTO| Kelse has connected to the server.
(-) [HZ]Pvt. TGaP_Trixie has disconnected from the server.
(-) rENEGADE has disconnected from the server.
(-) |HGN-FOSV| 金子前田 has disconnected from the server.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 17-06-2012

(/) [OOC] Maj. Dimitri Starkovsky: Does it make me a bad person that I want to get this girl drunk so she'll fuck me?

[LOOC] Maj. Dimitri Starkovsky: Im going to get girls drunk so they';; fuck me

Kropfi....soon to be rapist

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 17-06-2012

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 17-06-2012

good shit

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Das_Uberman on 22-06-2012

The man is a genius.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 25-06-2012

|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: just afk
Ari: you were in the bathroom putting on some makepup and putting some food in the bathroom
Ari: in the kitchen
Ari: (your kitchen has 2 bathrooms in it)
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: wat
Ari: if you argue
Ari: or disagree
Ari: I'll call the fucking cops
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: waaaaaaaaaaat
Ari: 9
Ari: 9
Ari: 1
Ari: POLISE HELP
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: LOL
Ari: KELSEY REFUSES TO BE A CAT
Ari: ARREST
Ari: ARREST FOR RDM
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: i am no kat
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: i am fox
Ari: you and 999,999 other furfags
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: so i'm the millionth fox
Ari: I just really didn't feel like facerolling on my keyboard for once
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: lolwat
Ari: also get a new 'name'
Ari: seriously
Ari: shadowfox?
Ari: the fuck is this
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: wat

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 25-06-2012

Playing ArmA 2 with Bamf, Hitman, Spades and Uberman.

We're all chilling in our Humvee after a close call..

Spades bursts out laughing and says :

QuoteI'm surprised!See, we haven't died ye-

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 25-06-2012

Almost just like that. Uber was complaining about how bored he was driving around, and, knowing how bad Uberman is at this game, I joked with him and said, "Yes, you're back there nice and safe--and we're not dead!"

Quote from: Ket on 25-06-2012
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I was like, 'Did that really just happen?'

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 26-06-2012

*On Skype with Ace and Hitman*

Me: Ace have you ever had surgery?

Ace: Well yes I ha--

Hitman: YEAH HE HAD SURGERY TO REMOVE HIS HEART CAUSE HE'S SO HEARTLESS.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Das_Uberman on 26-06-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 25-06-2012
Almost just like that. Uber was complaining about how bored he was driving around, and, knowing how bad Uberman is at this game, I joked with him and said, "Yes, you're back there nice and safe--and we're not dead!"

Quote from: Ket on 25-06-2012
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I was like, 'Did that really just happen?'

I laughed my ass off, the timing was perfect. This is exactly why you don't say stuff like that. Don't you people watch movies?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 27-06-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 29-06-2012

"She said she would suck my dick if it wasn't a fish, you can trust that kind of a girl" - kropfi

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 02-07-2012

Teamspeak:
Ari says, "Why aren't you giving your sibling water?"
Frosty replies, "Oh, she's my girl toy. . ."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 03-07-2012

Steven: Kelse are you sure they can't get us in the car?
Me: Oh yeah, we're fine.
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*Hear sniper shot, not sure where from*
*Steven gets hit in the head and dies*
Steven: I just died...
Me: What how?
Steven: I don't know but I have -4k HP so it was a sniper.
Me: Where did he hit you from?
Steven: I don't know, get in the drivers seat and drive.
*I get in the driver seat and drive off*

Kelse, he never seems to stop royally fucking up something.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012

Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades

>telling truth
>trolling

OK Herr Spades
OK.

That's your kingship president of the Socialist Republic of Spades Mr. Lord Spades to you, smartass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Copypasta? Cheater.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 04-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades

Best quote 2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 04-07-2012

Quote from: Lent23 on 04-07-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades
Best quote 2012

Oh phew, I thought you would be quoting yourself again
Also
23:49 - Miller: Spades Neil
23:49 - Морозный [Miller] Correct! Answer: [Spades Neil] Score: [9]
23:49 - Морозный [Scramble Bot] Word: [Pro mimnsnAdsinggYoui ] Hint #1: [Sharrock]
23:49 - Iam333: NU
23:49 - |HGN-STSO| Dark Scar: Lol
23:49 - Miller: OH NOW I GET IT
23:49 - Iam333: Promising Young ADmins
23:49 - Miller: Plays with dolls
23:49 - Морозный: game Scar
23:49 - Морозный [|HGN-STSO| Dark Scar] Is not in-game
23:49 - Iam333: Promising Young Admin
23:49 - Iam333: Young Promising Admins
23:49 - Морозный [Iam333] Correct! Answer: [Young Promising Admins] Score: [12]
23:49 - Miller: Dark Scar
23:49 - Морозный [Scramble Bot] Word: [dniAedByrr o] Hint #1: [Quest]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 04-07-2012

maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 04-07-2012

Quote from: Otto on 04-07-2012
maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

I have to agree. I don't have anything awesome enough for a comeback.

~~You win this one, Maxi.~~ A copypasta? Son I am disappoint.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012

Maxi96203 - Slayer of the Spades

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-07-2012

Quote from: Otto on 04-07-2012
maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

I second that. Better dead than red.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 05-07-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 05-07-2012
Quote from: Otto on 04-07-2012
maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen
I second that. Better dead than red.

http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/4b/Axe_respawn_09.mp3 (http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/4b/Axe_respawn_09.mp3)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 05-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Spaecsh mareenz.

Deyre everywhur on teh internetz.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 07-07-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

It's funny that you have to point at that it's a copypasta even though that's abhorrently obvious.
Thankyou Schutze Obvious.

I'd subtract respect but I don't have any because I've never talked to you.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 07-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 07-07-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

It's funny that you have to point at that it's a copypasta even though that's abhorrently obvious.
Thankyou Schutze Obvious.

I'd subtract respect but I don't have any because I've never talked to you.

I thought it's funny until I was told that it's a copypasta actually...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 07-07-2012

^That

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 07-07-2012

Quote from: Nik3 on 07-07-2012
^That

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-07-2012

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012

So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 07-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 08-07-2012

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.

I can be too kind sometimes, sorry.
Won't happen again in your case.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 08-07-2012

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT (http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT)
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

Not everyone hates me? Yay!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 08-07-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 08-07-2012
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT (http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT)
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

ThY loves everyone except Lent.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 08-07-2012

Quote from: Gonztah on 08-07-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 08-07-2012
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT (http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT)
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

ThY loves everyone except Lent.

I've put aside my differences with ThY. Shh.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 12-07-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 12-07-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 12-07-2012
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: play russian
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: c:
Reorp~: LOL
Reorp~: play russian
Reorp~ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: OH GAWD YES

what is this magical bot program

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 12-07-2012

STEAMp3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012

Ari: show me your genitals
|HGN| Br★ Star: Ok
|HGN| Br★ Star: want a pic ?
Ari: go for it kiddo
Ari: /condescend
Ari: oh fuck
Ari: OH FUCK BOMB FHSUDGBS
|HGN| Br★ Star: Some girl already asked me for my dick so I got pics lol
Ari: alright I'm safe
Ari: someone launched a bomb at me so I docked up
Ari: also fuck you I'm not a girl
|HGN| Br★ Star: no I mean
|HGN| Br★ Star: some girl asked me once
Ari: fuck you
Ari: I'm not a girl
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I got pics for her
|HGN| Br★ Star: [LINK REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS]
|HGN| Br★ Star: here
|HGN| Br★ Star: have my dick
|HGN| Br★ Star: and a plush
Ari: you sick fucker
|HGN| Br★ Star: she wanted it
Ari: 7/10, 1/10 on the angle and context
|HGN| Br★ Star: yeah I had better pics but I can't find them
Ari: why are you so eager to show me your dick
Ari: you know you won't get anything in return right
|HGN| Br★ Star: You asked me for it.
Ari: DID NOT
Ari: I was quoting a song
Ari: idiot
|HGN| Br★ Star: Ari: show me your genitals
|HGN| Br★ Star: |HGN| Br★ Star: want a pic ?
Ari: go for it kiddo
Ari: QUOTING
Ari: A
Ari: SONG
Ari: a-and
Ari: fuck
Ari: go home
|HGN| Br★ Star: This I am going to quote
Ari: GO HOME
|HGN| Br★ Star: without the pic link
Ari: no you aren't
|HGN| Br★ Star: too late

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 14-07-2012

Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012

Quote from: knife_cz on 14-07-2012
Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.

I always did that before but noone asked.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 14-07-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 14-07-2012
Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.

I always did that before but noone asked.

THEN YOU JUST LOST MY VOTE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012

|HGN| Br★ Star: the lapd car my dad said he is going to make it a lowrider lol
Ari: incredible suspension, decent motors
Ari: oh my god your dad is scum
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I am going to make my waifu onto the sides
|HGN| Br★ Star: on the back over the wheel
Ari: which is your waifu
|HGN| Br★ Star: Reiuji
Ari: no idea what the fuck that is
|HGN| Br★ Star: >what
|HGN| Br★ Star: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
Ari: s-sorry... baka...
Ari: desu kawaii erection ne
Ari: ~~~~~~~
|HGN| Br★ Star: http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg (http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg)
|HGN| Br★ Star: dis is my waifu
Ari: from what
|HGN| Br★ Star: 2hu
Ari: ??
|HGN| Br★ Star: TOUHOU
Ari: oh
Ari: I don't like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >leave
|HGN| Br★ Star: Chose one
Ari: penis
|HGN| Br★ Star: k
|HGN| Br★ Star: I am going to sleep now
Ari: nuh uh
Ari: you gotta stay up with me
|HGN| Br★ Star: it's 3 am
Ari: so :c
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I wanna read some deadman wonderland now too
Ari: do I not deserve your attention
|HGN| Br★ Star: You do
|HGN| Br★ Star: but not right now
|HGN| Br★ Star: Mangos go first
Ari: I DO NOT
Ari: ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Ari: cry

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 14-07-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: VonXeno on 14-07-2012

Rape is never funny.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 14-07-2012

Wasn't funny in the first place.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 14-07-2012

Quote from: Kelse on 14-07-2012
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse awkwardly takes out a gun and raises it in the air yelling "RAPE RAPE RAPE!"

That didn't happen. :[

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ari on 15-07-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012
|HGN| Br★ Star: the lapd car my dad said he is going to make it a lowrider lol
Ari: incredible suspension, decent motors
Ari: oh my god your dad is scum
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I am going to make my waifu onto the sides
|HGN| Br★ Star: on the back over the wheel
Ari: which is your waifu
|HGN| Br★ Star: Reiuji
Ari: no idea what the fuck that is
|HGN| Br★ Star: >what
|HGN| Br★ Star: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
Ari: s-sorry... baka...
Ari: desu kawaii erection ne
Ari: ~~~~~~~
|HGN| Br★ Star: http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg (http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg)
|HGN| Br★ Star: dis is my waifu
Ari: from what
|HGN| Br★ Star: 2hu
Ari: ??
|HGN| Br★ Star: TOUHOU
Ari: oh
Ari: I don't like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >leave
|HGN| Br★ Star: Chose one
Ari: penis
|HGN| Br★ Star: k
|HGN| Br★ Star: I am going to sleep now
Ari: nuh uh
Ari: you gotta stay up with me
|HGN| Br★ Star: it's 3 am
Ari: so :c
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I wanna read some deadman wonderland now too
Ari: do I not deserve your attention
|HGN| Br★ Star: You do
|HGN| Br★ Star: but not right now
|HGN| Br★ Star: Mangos go first
Ari: I DO NOT
Ari: ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Ari: cry

that one's not even funny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 15-07-2012

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F400x%2F23499199.jpg&hash=309233271227e6f6b8f18a1c1bcf05738e625ea6)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 19-07-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 21-07-2012

Allows you to apply for female char.

Makes you donate for model.

Scumbag Silver.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 21-07-2012

Quote from: Ket on 21-07-2012
Allows you to apply for female char.

Makes you donate for model.

Scumbag Silver.

LOl.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-07-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 29-07-2012

Detective Cole Phelps: What did you do to those little boys, you sick fuck?
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): What
Detective Cole Phelps: We have enough circumstantial evidence to place you at the scene where we found the bodies.
Detective Cole Phelps: Now, talk, before I beat it out of you.
Detective Cole Phelps reaches for his night stick.
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): (´･ω･`)
Detective Cole Phelps: I don't have time for this shit, pedophile!
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): Okay, I am one
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I am also watching MLP
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): And I raped those boys
Detective Cole Phelps: Mini latina porn? God, this just gets worse and worse for you.
Detective Cole Phelps: I'm going to make sure you share a cell with a serial rapist.
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I would prefer so too
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I love getting my anus fisted in a lovely but still strong and hard way
Detective Cole Phelps: FUCKIN' SAVED

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 31-07-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 29-07-2012
Detective Cole Phelps: What did you do to those little boys, you sick fuck?
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): What
Detective Cole Phelps: We have enough circumstantial evidence to place you at the scene where we found the bodies.
Detective Cole Phelps: Now, talk, before I beat it out of you.
Detective Cole Phelps reaches for his night stick.
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): (´･ω･`)
Detective Cole Phelps: I don't have time for this shit, pedophile!
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): Okay, I am one
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I am also watching MLP
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): And I raped those boys
Detective Cole Phelps: Mini latina porn? God, this just gets worse and worse for you.
Detective Cole Phelps: I'm going to make sure you share a cell with a serial rapist.
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I would prefer so too
|HGN| Br★ Star (´･ω･`): I love getting my anus fisted in a lovely but still strong and hard way
Detective Cole Phelps: FUCKIN' SAVED

You can't arrest somebody with circumstantial evidence. 0/10 would not read again

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 02-08-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-08-2012

Quote from: Last.Exile on 02-08-2012
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: I fell asleep
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: what
|HGN-Dir| Knight Of The Exile: Go bed
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: LOL
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: oh wow.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: You're not gonna believe this.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: I had a dream, a brief one.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: When I passed out on the keyboard.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: I was coding for Fallout.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: Suddenly
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: "Ding, ding, ding, ding."
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: Trying to shift-enter, wondering why nothing is happening.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: owowowow why does my forehead hurt--
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: ....
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: Oh.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: I was asleep.
|HGN-FOSV| Space Neil: Dafaq

go doctor

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 02-08-2012

Quote from: Ket on 21-07-2012
Allows you to apply for female char.

Makes you donate for model.

Scumbag Silver.

http://www.youtube.com/v/2f5gBFMMmGc&autoplay=1

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 04-08-2012

Pink: Mims shut up!
Me: Who are you talking to, a dog?
Pink: No my girlfriend.
Me: *laughs*
Pink: I'm kidding, it's my girlfriend.
Pink: I mean fuck, my cat.
Me: OHHHH SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A CAT?
Pink: Mims, shut up.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Kelse on 05-08-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: StickyWicket on 06-08-2012

Spades neil: i am an anime weedlord

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 08-08-2012

"HGN is like a retarded dog. If you leave it without supervision then it will shit and piss all over the house." - Goose.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dragon on 09-08-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 12-08-2012

[A tall man at roughly...] says "Feeding spiders are you?"
[A tall man at roughly...] says "For their venom? Who you planning to kill?"
** [A tall man at roughly...] spits a dirty stream of spit, some sticking to his beard, he grins his bloody teeth visible to the old man
(o) [OOC] Dan Aeralious: he's fixing himself he needs a flat surface
** Gabriel Luxen grins. "The venom does not kill. It is a poison to the muscles. It merely paralyzes the victim.
(o) [OOC] Metzger: yo wtf i just need to be on flat-... yeah
** [A tall man at roughly...] lets out a loud laugh, "So you're trying to have your way with a girl then are you?"
Gabriel Luxen says "Hahaha. Too little too late for that."
Gabriel Luxen says "Or should I say..."
Gabriel Luxen says "Too little..."
** Gabriel Luxen takes off spectacles "...Too grey..."

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 20-08-2012

KingArthur: akira pissed me off to no end
KingArthur: this is why the germans started world war 1 and 2, because you guys have no self control when you think you can 'win' or get away with somthing.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 20-08-2012

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 20-08-2012
KingArthur: akira pissed me off to no end
KingArthur: this is why the germans started world war 1 and 2, because you guys have no self control when you think you can 'win' or get away with somthing.

Thus the fun of SS13

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 21-08-2012

Random fucker adds me.

GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: HEY
'Spades' Neil: Sup
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: COULD U HELP ME OR NOT
'Spades' Neil: I'm a bit confused as to what needs helping.
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: I NEED A GAME
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: plz
'Spades' Neil: ...
'Spades' Neil: I don't even know you for one.
'Spades' Neil: Two, you're speaking in all caps which makes me doubt your intellectual ability and thus your deserving of a game.
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: srry
'Spades' Neil: Yea I'm gonna go now...

Random fucker was deleted.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 21-08-2012

Yeah.
Also, Vortigoats ex-friend added me, told me how vorti hates him and then he proceeded to beg me to play dayz with him.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 21-08-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 21-08-2012
Has this happened to anyone else?

Yea, he added me too. I removed him as soon as I added him.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 21-08-2012

I am getting hate messages and random invites every day.
I thought its ordinary stuff on Steam?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 21-08-2012

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 21-08-2012
Random fucker adds me.

GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: HEY
'Spades' Neil: Sup
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: COULD U HELP ME OR NOT
'Spades' Neil: I'm a bit confused as to what needs helping.
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: I NEED A GAME
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: plz
'Spades' Neil: ...
'Spades' Neil: I don't even know you for one.
'Spades' Neil: Two, you're speaking in all caps which makes me doubt your intellectual ability and thus your deserving of a game.
GIFT ME DIRT SHOWDOWN SOMEONE: srry
'Spades' Neil: Yea I'm gonna go now...

Random fucker was deleted.

Has this happened to anyone else?

different guy but yeah

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: kropfi on 21-08-2012

QuoteYou're being retarded so now all your posts will be moderated for the next week. Congrats.

Kind Regards,
Longlostblake

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: deluxulous on 21-08-2012

Quote from: kropfi on 21-08-2012
QuoteYou're being retarded so now all your posts will be moderated for the next week. Congrats.

Kind Regards,
Longlostblake

posting in a ban thread!!!

also friend requests from people that i dont know = insta deny

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-09-2012

Most fun I had in some weeks. Obviously everything I say should not be taken seriously in any form or way.

nKe: Have you played
nKe: "To The Moon" ?
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Nope
nKe: Play it
nKe: the game is so beautiful
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: He's a troll prolly anyways, look at that name of him
nKe: Music and story are just.. ahh
nKe: now sure
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
nKe: ?
nKe: To the moon is beautiful
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
nKe: nah
nKe: Just play it
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
nKe: its one of those games you just gotta play
nKe: Story... so sad
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
nKe: You are.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: No.
nKe: Halfgay, yes.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >2012
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >playing vidya for story
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >ISHYGDDT
nKe: lol I play cod's for the SP
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Ok. There's the door.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 † points at the door
nKe: tbh Mw1's was epic
nKe: MW2's made sense
nKe: MW3's was... uhh
nKe: Okay I quess, left alot of holes into the heli scene
nKe: but was nice of them to not forget CoD4
nKe: they even ported the scenes from CoD4 into MW3 :3
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >2012
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >Playing CoD
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >ISHYGDDT
nKe: 4fag
nKe: stop
nKe: That makes you look dumb and retarded
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >Greentexters gonna greentext
nKe: Not even funny, just... dumb
nKe: Btw
nKe: Razer spons
nKe: f yeah
nKe: I'm going to places
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Razer spons ?
nKe: arr
nKe: Gonna play sum moar SC2 mang
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Razer spons ?
nKe: Razer
nKe: Sponsor.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Razer sucks
nKe: Says the person who has stupid looking hair
nKe: You need to grow a beard
nKe: Not a gaybeard
nKe: like a little pubertyhair infront of ur face
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Says the one who plays CoD
nKe: Manly fucking hairface
nKe: Yeah
nKe: CoD4.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >CoD in any form
nKe: lol
nKe: obviously you dont know jackshit about real CoD
nKe: u think CoD means these new
nKe: shitty games
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Because I'll never touch a CoD game
nKe: CoD4 + Promod is where it's at.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: CoD ina nutshell = Sucks
nKe: you havent played
nKe: I'm 100% sure you havent played CoD4 competitively
nKe: You don't even know what it is like
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: WHy should I
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: CoD sucks
nKe: Probably think "I need to B max level to play omg"
nKe: There are no levels. PromodCoD4 is completely different compared to the normal's sluggish movement and shit
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: It's still CoD
nKe: ...
nKe: Every battlefield after 2 has sucked
nKe: And I hate them all
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >Battlefield
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Sucks too
nKe: It doesnt turn the gem into a shitty game
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Every CoD and BF sucks
nKe: U havenbt played
nKe: so your arqument is invalid
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Because they suck
nKe: You'r arqument is invalid
nKe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zT1KUyU72Yg#t=75s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zT1KUyU72Yg#t=75s)
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: You#re just a CoD fanboy that's all
nKe: I don't fan any games
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I can hear that
nKe: I play: CSS, CSGO, CoD2, CoD4, LoL, Starcraft2, DoTa
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >CSS
nKe: All of em I play in a team
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: >Starcraft 2
nKe: which ones of those games I hate
nKe: Dota, Lol, csgo
nKe: I hate those games so much
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Then why play
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: you#re dumb
nKe: but I still play because I cannot just quit
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: lel
nKe: I'ts job
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Gaming is no job
nKe: If I quit playing with my team, I lose my income
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Get a real job
nKe: I enjoy playing in team
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Work for your money
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: not like some pussy wit playing vidya games for it
nKe: Please explain
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Get a real job like a man
nKe: I am no different compared to any sport guy, singer, racefaggot etc
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: You're all that is bad within this world, CoD Fanboy, BF Fanboy and playing Video Games for Money,
nKe: "real job" implyes me sweating in middle of men for 10 hours/day and getting just enough money to pay bills... no ty
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Yeah that is a real job
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I work 3 hours a day at a bakery in the evening from 6 to 9 and I get 600€ a month
nKe: that is bad
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Not really
nKe: how do you even manage
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: for a part time job it isn't
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I am still in School, if I would not be in School I would get more
nKe: So am I
nKe: highschool 2nd year
nKe: to the college in next 2 years.
nKe: You know what's the best thing about being me?
nKe: Nobody know's who I am.
nKe: Everyone's like "nKe".. ok.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I tought that you wanted to say beta as fuck but k.
nKe: Its kewl
nKe: Ujelly brah
nKe: 600/month guy
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Why should I ?
nKe: I'm doing what I love and earn money by doing it
nKe: no, not fapping
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: What if I tell you that what I am doing I also love
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: well shit
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I am lviing in my own flat with 17, no renting costs, I get 600 € a month for me, I don't even need too buy food, I can spend all the 600€ I get on Video games. Everything else pays my dad. I go on Parties every weekend, drink my ass full and have sex every 2nd day, I am totally jealous, pls tell me more goby.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Oh and in my job I am doing absolutely nothing and I am just talking to my friend who also works there the whole time, I just have to put some bread into the oven from time to time and stand at the cashier.
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: Germany: 1
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: nKe: 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNo0ns9Di8w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNo0ns9Di8w)

I can has Razor Spons plox ? I iz Hardcore as fuck and I haz good video editing skills and a good music choice.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 05-09-2012

|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I take nKe seriously

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 05-09-2012

Quote from: Nik3 on 05-09-2012
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I take nKe seriously

That never happend.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 05-09-2012

he works at at a fucking bakery for 3 hours a day that's some serious shit

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 06-09-2012

Quote from: Otto on 05-09-2012
he works at at a fucking bakery for 3 hours a day that's some serious shit

Yes I hear some of the pastries he works with have quite an... "intimate" relationship.

I cannot, however, say the same for any customer that's ever eaten there.

At least their cream is homegrown.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 30-09-2012

necro

Quote
spectre - me
jake cage - nabmin

[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Can I speak to you for a second?
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Shoot
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) has used '/Observer'.
*Begins to VIOLENTLY PHYS ME AROUND THE MAP*
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: stop
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
[ADMIN] David 'Spectre' Schulz: STOP.
worldspawn has killed David 'Spectre' Schulz.
] ulx menu
*kickity*
[TSG-OP]Jake Cage has disconnected from the server.
----- on a rooftop -----
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): So, have you heard about the new revamp?
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: no
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): It has been posted on the forums.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: It's not there
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): I am suppose to clean up your record and take away your weapons.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Waaaay to many people have weapons.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Don't worry about me
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: I don't abuse it
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Hopefully you won't- Sorry I have to.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: I won't give you my gear.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Err... You have to.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: No, I don't.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): It is part of the revamp
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Your revamp is a foolish initiation.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Your DevCon.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: So?
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Kay bai,
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
worldspawn has killed David 'Spectre' Schulz.
] ulx menu
*about to kick him*
[OOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): JEEZUS
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Get out.
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: <3?
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: ;-;
----teleports me-----
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: I just suck with this phys gun
*he physses me like a god damn adminge*
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/InvAction weapon_pistol use'.
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Phys me again and I'll hurt you buddy
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): No minge grabbing
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/InvAction weapon_smg1 use'.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Oh it's you
facepalm
...
noobs

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 30-09-2012

srs bsnis

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 30-09-2012

QuoteSilverKnight

10 hours ago
HGN is not dead until i say it so grow up you childish idiots. We are working on a new project and some of us have lives to attend as well.

Rebel wanted someone to quote this.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 23-11-2012

Eidolon 幽霊: SRP server ?
Silverknight - Test Server Soon!: No planetside 2 server
Eidolon 幽霊: ah

(SK Was in PS2 at the time)

SRP, Now in Planetside 2

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 23-11-2012

Quote from: Tom on 23-11-2012
Eidolon 幽霊: SRP server ?
Silverknight - Test Server Soon!: No planetside 2 server
Eidolon 幽霊: ah

SRP, Now in Planetside 2

I hope you step on a lego.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Snow Whisperer on 23-11-2012

I saved this omegle conversation a few weeks ago. It started out mature but I was tired and really bored and it quickly depreciated into retardedness. Probably the best thing I have.

WARNING: Contains a stupid video.

Quote[spoiler]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
who would win a rap battle betweeen a dying cat and a bottle of pepsi
You: All of these questions are retarded.
Stranger: yesss
You: Let's come up with our own question.
You: How about: "How old was the lowlife who came up with this?"
Stranger: im tired of these
You: I guess 10.
Stranger: umm lets see prob 12
Stranger: awww i gave him 2 years
You: Pfft, any 12 year old without a brain is in 4chan by now.
You: The younger kids are still afraid of the monsters.
Stranger: true this spy junk is wack
You: So they hang around the rest of the internet fucking up other people's lives.
You: The internet should have an age limit.
Stranger: lol hes probably just playing ur so hostile
You: Fuck him, I have a life...
Stranger: agreed.. so why are u on here
You: Or her.
You: Because I'm looking for my life.
You: It ran away.
Stranger: lol ur confused
You: No I'm not D:<
You: I'm intelligent.
Stranger: yeea u are let me gues ur like 20
You: A comparable stare exits past the air pun. Will the allowed picture reflect behind 4chan? Over a wild spits Your mom. The struggling bite bolts. How will 4chan file the holy? Your mom decays underneath 4chan.
You: Its tune interferes with Your Mom. Your Mom mirrors the driving incompetence. Your Mom smokes after the alliance. A divorce files the fell lump. When will Your Mom despair our bush atmosphere?
You: Do you understand now?
Stranger: lol kind of
You: Ugh, I'll give you more...
You: You really are illiterate, aren't you?
You: Your Mom sounds the danger. Will the arm slide? Your Mom chords a stark billfold. Your Mom stumbles! Across Your Mom hopes an objective.
You: Your Mom counts beneath an actual brand. On top of his noise rails Your Mom. Sir Rapist smells Your Mom. The adviser invites Your Mom next to a conceived pleasure.
Stranger: woow noo i understand is this ur life? im just confused on why ur tellin g me this
Stranger: n that hurt
You: Does Your Mom swear opposite a space? Sir Rapist reigns! The dotted essence establishes a pole. Your Mom stirs Sir Rapist without the rabbit. How does the bone stir a contributor? Should Sir Rapist provoke Your Mom?
Stranger: okay ur smart i get it
You: Before Fucktard twists the porter. After Sir Rapist flies Fucktard. A middle viewer breaks within Sir Rapist. Does every exercise break? Fucktard rests Sir Rapist. Fucktard offers a likely enlightened beneath our uneasy wren.
You: Okay I think I stressed my point enough.
You: Do you want to watch a video of your mom being raped?
You: Here, I'll link you.
Stranger: nooooooooo
Stranger: ur creppy
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc)
You: That's serious porn.
You: Your mom is pretty hot.
Stranger: dude stop
Stranger: wanna watch ur dad being raped?
You: I don't have a dad.
You: He was killed by a rapist.
Stranger: ohh yeaa u do i can show u his death
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: I said it four times for emphasis
You: By the way do you know how old I am
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/spoiler]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-11-2012

Quote from: Snow Whisperer on 23-11-2012
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]

lol what do you expect from omegle besides youre generalizing 4chan's +1,000,000 userbase so if i were you i wouldnt really talk about maturity

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 30-11-2012

stupid hl2rp owners trying to advertise their recycled shit

Quote
Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, November 30, 2012
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Join
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: We got Nexus
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Up
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is it
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": roleplay
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yeah
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": which
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Hl2 RP
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": meh
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: -snippity forum linkity-
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's new.
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I wrote the entire way how to play
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: .It's unique
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hold on
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units are by district now.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i4o, i3o
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i2o, so forth.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: There's no-longer l33t units, everyone looks the same.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but the Commander and OfC.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Each district has a commander.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That commander communicates with the Consul.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's more in a test stage currently.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Stuff is still being fixed
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but you can RP
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: and play
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Citizen is like 90% good to go
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright finally got into the forums
9:43 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Looks nice, huh?
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": decent
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": Consul is synonimous with City Administrator
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I know.
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: But it's being used slightly different.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": oh ok
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it's confusing is what i mean
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": implies that CCA is obeying the CA
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because they are.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": nope
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yes.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": only lower ranked units
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": CA has no power
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's not our canon.
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: This is leaning towards Hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is from it then
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I just said, hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": practical
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": like how is this related to hl2 beta
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: The Consul
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And districts.
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units have district codes on their armbands.
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": anything actually different other than the outer layer
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's broken down to be more basic.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because rp will be the same regardless
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: What do you mean.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": changing names isn't going to change roleplay
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I never said it was going to.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aesthetics have no value is what I mean
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're not even playing yet, so how could you be so harsh.
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610 (http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610)
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Our roleplay is very strict.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because i'm not willing to play on a hl2rp that is going to be the same as every other i played
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": yes
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I changed almost everything.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't see what is different from average hl2rp
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": except some names that dont matter
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How are you even saying that if you haven't played yet.
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because it's not on the forums and you're not telling me either
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You need to play to see what it's like.
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't really want to try a product that isn't promising anything new when i have the identical product
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you know what i mean
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Do you like to roleplay?
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You seem like you don't.
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": okay i won't go on your server
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": as you wish
**stopped messaging him at this point
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's okay, don't join.. You can be stubborn all you want and think it's going to be the same, without actually playing it.
9:52 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its not my fault you're not promising anything new/different
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't played it yet, so how can you say that.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Are you reading what I'm typing.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You have to play it.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: To know what it's like.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no i dont lol
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i want to be assured that it's going to be different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Uh, yeah you fucking do.. Because what I see in a forum is not the fullest of the server.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And that's for other communities as well.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im not buying another cawadooty to get the same recycled crap
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: They can be professional on a forum but act like a fucking asshole ingame without saying anything.. So how could you say that without playing.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": id trust a well informed forum more than an ill informed one
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You think it's the same because the title, huh?
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what title
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you're not reading what im typing
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're acting this way because it's Nexus.
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: So quit being a fucking retard.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": 9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": na lol
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And yeah I am, you're not reading jack-shit.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you should do something about that dyslexia
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're saying that over and over, because you haven't played the game yet.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i dont need to if its going to be the same
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How do you know it's the same though?
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre not even stating what will be different
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Answer that question.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": thats how
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can find out what's different by playing.
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And not being stubborn.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i have better things to do than 'trying' servers to get the same experience on any other server
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Alright, go ahead and be stubborn.
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because I was like you awhile ago.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can be an idiot all you want.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre pretty narrow minded lmao
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you can throw out all the insults you want, because it doesn't matter.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't tried the game, so you have absolutely nothing to expect.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I can look at a picture on a forum of gameplay but not grasp the full potential of it without actually playing.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That applies for a lot of stuff.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": wanna buy my gamemode called suxeN that is offering the same features as Nexus, but you need to buy and try it before judging it
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": :)
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm not selling anything.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im spending my time
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That doesn't apply the same way, because I'm not selling.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's your free time.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you're being so damn stubborn it makes me laugh.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ye and youre saying im stubborn because i dont want to waste it
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its also the only thing you said during the entire arguement
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's true?
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It is.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": so i guess im not that stubborn now am i lmfao
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm questioning whether I made the mistake to even add you, since you're being immature as you are.
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Grow up, kid.
**offer him voice chat to hear his voice
\AU/ 'Pwos has ended the call.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now Offline.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 30-11-2012

HL2RP is the most original and best roleplay all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 30-11-2012

Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 30-11-2012

Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

I want his photo and I bet he has a neckbeard.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 30-11-2012

Quote from: lolKieck on 30-11-2012
Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

I want his photo and I bet he has a neckbeard.

I bet his facial hair hasn't even started to grow yet.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 02-12-2012

6:37 PM - Silverknight - Slow Progress:
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-JMKBjRNfoT4%2FUDFXXE3AAcI%2FAAAAAAAAAC0%2FExPgaeD2Idk%2Fs1600%2F8.jpg&hash=ccd7055836e80a788b7d97df0ae1b10d713c7668)
6:38 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": LOL
6:38 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hot

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ket on 02-12-2012

I just found this in my reaction folder

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi50.tinypic.com%2F140d9oh.jpg&hash=f01564e70909baa2c62e7fcbe667811a4b59e4c7)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 13-12-2012

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 17-12-2012

Quote
5:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": are you ready to rumble
5:44 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: wat.
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the sparks of faction war, don't you see them?
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i can already smell the butthurt
5:45 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Have I missed something?
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the calming noise of distant children screaming 'geaaar!'
5:46 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: sweet lord
5:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the scent of admin abuse can be felt from this far
5:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aren't you getting this doomburger boy?
5:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ARENT YOU READY TO FIGHT
5:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": FOR UKRAINIAN MILITARY
5:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": are you going away
5:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what about your baby?
5:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": arent you used to the pleasant sound of kiddie cry?
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: I am.
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": doesnt it make you feel good
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": or rather...euphoric?!
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Depends.
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": I think so
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it shall begin soon
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Fantastic.
...
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you were penguinified
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": noob
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": dont press links
5:58 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: I am going to kill someone.
5:58 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Excuse me for a moment.
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": good
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": get warmed up for some action in srp eh?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Corocan on 18-12-2012

Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
stupid hl2rp owners trying to advertise their recycled shit

Quote
Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, November 30, 2012
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Join
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: We got Nexus
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Up
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is it
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": roleplay
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yeah
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": which
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Hl2 RP
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": meh
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: -snippity forum linkity-
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's new.
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I wrote the entire way how to play
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: .It's unique
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hold on
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units are by district now.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i4o, i3o
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i2o, so forth.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: There's no-longer l33t units, everyone looks the same.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but the Commander and OfC.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Each district has a commander.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That commander communicates with the Consul.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's more in a test stage currently.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Stuff is still being fixed
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but you can RP
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: and play
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Citizen is like 90% good to go
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright finally got into the forums
9:43 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Looks nice, huh?
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": decent
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": Consul is synonimous with City Administrator
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I know.
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: But it's being used slightly different.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": oh ok
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it's confusing is what i mean
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": implies that CCA is obeying the CA
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because they are.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": nope
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yes.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": only lower ranked units
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": CA has no power
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's not our canon.
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: This is leaning towards Hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is from it then
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I just said, hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": practical
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": like how is this related to hl2 beta
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: The Consul
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And districts.
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units have district codes on their armbands.
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": anything actually different other than the outer layer
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's broken down to be more basic.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because rp will be the same regardless
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: What do you mean.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": changing names isn't going to change roleplay
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I never said it was going to.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aesthetics have no value is what I mean
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're not even playing yet, so how could you be so harsh.
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610 (http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610)
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Our roleplay is very strict.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because i'm not willing to play on a hl2rp that is going to be the same as every other i played
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": yes
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I changed almost everything.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't see what is different from average hl2rp
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": except some names that dont matter
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How are you even saying that if you haven't played yet.
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because it's not on the forums and you're not telling me either
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You need to play to see what it's like.
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't really want to try a product that isn't promising anything new when i have the identical product
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you know what i mean
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Do you like to roleplay?
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You seem like you don't.
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": okay i won't go on your server
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": as you wish
**stopped messaging him at this point
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's okay, don't join.. You can be stubborn all you want and think it's going to be the same, without actually playing it.
9:52 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its not my fault you're not promising anything new/different
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't played it yet, so how can you say that.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Are you reading what I'm typing.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You have to play it.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: To know what it's like.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no i dont lol
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i want to be assured that it's going to be different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Uh, yeah you fucking do.. Because what I see in a forum is not the fullest of the server.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And that's for other communities as well.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im not buying another cawadooty to get the same recycled crap
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: They can be professional on a forum but act like a fucking asshole ingame without saying anything.. So how could you say that without playing.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": id trust a well informed forum more than an ill informed one
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You think it's the same because the title, huh?
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what title
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you're not reading what im typing
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're acting this way because it's Nexus.
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: So quit being a fucking retard.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": 9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": na lol
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And yeah I am, you're not reading jack-shit.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you should do something about that dyslexia
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're saying that over and over, because you haven't played the game yet.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i dont need to if its going to be the same
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How do you know it's the same though?
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre not even stating what will be different
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Answer that question.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": thats how
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can find out what's different by playing.
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And not being stubborn.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i have better things to do than 'trying' servers to get the same experience on any other server
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Alright, go ahead and be stubborn.
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because I was like you awhile ago.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can be an idiot all you want.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre pretty narrow minded lmao
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you can throw out all the insults you want, because it doesn't matter.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't tried the game, so you have absolutely nothing to expect.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I can look at a picture on a forum of gameplay but not grasp the full potential of it without actually playing.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That applies for a lot of stuff.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": wanna buy my gamemode called suxeN that is offering the same features as Nexus, but you need to buy and try it before judging it
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": :)
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm not selling anything.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im spending my time
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That doesn't apply the same way, because I'm not selling.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's your free time.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you're being so damn stubborn it makes me laugh.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ye and youre saying im stubborn because i dont want to waste it
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its also the only thing you said during the entire arguement
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's true?
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It is.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": so i guess im not that stubborn now am i lmfao
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm questioning whether I made the mistake to even add you, since you're being immature as you are.
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Grow up, kid.
**offer him voice chat to hear his voice
\AU/ 'Pwos has ended the call.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now Offline.

Pwos... I remember this guy...

I run the CWU on a Clockwork Server and I caught him item transferring guns from a Unit to a Citizen, so we blacklisted him. Then he went on about creating a brand new Clockwork server that would "revolutionize the HL2RP Community", so then we banned him after he basically went on a 20 minute spiel about not wanting to be a part of our server.

So this is where he is now...

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 18-12-2012

Quote from: Corocan on 18-12-2012

Pwos... I remember this guy...

I run the CWU on a Clockwork Server and I caught him item transferring guns from a Unit to a Citizen, so we blacklisted him. Then he went on about creating a brand new Clockwork server that would "revolutionize the HL2RP Community", so then we banned him after he basically went on a 20 minute spiel about not wanting to be a part of our server.

So this is where he is now...

Yeah, he's got power issues lol.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 18-12-2012

Quote from: Jake on 18-12-2012
power issues

Sums up gmod

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012

Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

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9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 19-12-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012
Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

Quote
9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!

Too serious for HGN

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 20-12-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012
Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

Quote
9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!

what do you mean

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 24-12-2012

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
3:07 AM - Plunger: Hey Jake.
3:07 AM - Plunger: Why are there no jews on Jupiter?
3:07 AM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
3:07 AM - #include "DevCon.cpp": idk
3:07 AM - Plunger: It's a gas planet.
3:07 AM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
3:07 AM - #include "DevCon.cpp": LOL

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 24-12-2012

Quote from: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012
Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

u wot m8

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 25-12-2012

<00:05:34> "Stevec": Greg John Lucas has used '/Me gets his cock and penetrates her ass, moving up and down fast'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me screams loudley'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me gets his hands and squeezes her b00bies, while going even faser'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me moves up and down on his cock'
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me moves his cock even harder, until his whole cock is in her.'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me screams loudely when he presses his whole cock inside her'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me attempts to gently move her face down on top of her.'.
Jakb Lancashire has used '/StorageClose'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me Gets his cock and puts it in her VAGINA'.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 25-12-2012

Quote from: Jａkｅ on 25-12-2012
<00:05:34> "Stevec": Greg John Lucas has used '/Me gets his cock and penetrates her ass, moving up and down fast'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me screams loudley'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me gets his hands and squeezes her b00bies, while going even faser'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me moves up and down on his cock'
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me moves his cock even harder, until his whole cock is in her.'.
Christina Pandey Lucas has used '/Me screams loudely when he presses his whole cock inside her'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me attempts to gently move her face down on top of her.'.
Jakb Lancashire has used '/StorageClose'.
Greg John Lucas has used '/Me Gets his cock and puts it in her VAGINA'.

wasn't that from forp
~~you were jakob lancashire iirc~~
no wait I think it was Wolfinton

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 27-12-2012

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cubeupload.com%2Fc9hASR.jpg&hash=865e9addda55508763cafd9078fda19d9f594b68)
just found this classic

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 27-12-2012

Quote from: ThY on 27-12-2012
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cubeupload.com%2Fc9hASR.jpg&hash=865e9addda55508763cafd9078fda19d9f594b68)
just found this classic

you mean windows xp?

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 04-01-2013

the badmin is me obviously
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTQ9kU.png&hash=94a2d6f9bc4bfd3b7d1d713fde850bb586b60a3a)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 04-01-2013

Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Ragolution on 04-01-2013

who is rebe

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 04-01-2013

Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Steven :D on 04-01-2013

Quote from: SilverKnight on 04-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRNwJD.gif&hash=2725ba61669bc7a382aa1f792a1116fbb468ddc2)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 05-01-2013

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rebel6609 on 06-01-2013

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Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 06-01-2013

Quote from: Steven :D on 04-01-2013
Quote from: SilverKnight on 04-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRNwJD.gif&hash=2725ba61669bc7a382aa1f792a1116fbb468ddc2)

Why is my name not on this.

:angryface:

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 06-01-2013

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 06-01-2013
Quote from: Steven :D on 04-01-2013
Quote from: SilverKnight on 04-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRNwJD.gif&hash=2725ba61669bc7a382aa1f792a1116fbb468ddc2)

Why is my name not on this.

:angryface:

because you're not in the fourth reich nab.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 06-01-2013

Quote from: Rebel6609 on 06-01-2013
This is what I deal with on a daily basis.
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Never tell your password to anyone.
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I think he needs some gear to calm his nerves.
And god dammit end your spoilers Rebel.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 07-01-2013

Quote from: Jａkｅ on 06-01-2013
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 06-01-2013
Quote from: Steven :D on 04-01-2013
Quote from: SilverKnight on 04-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRNwJD.gif&hash=2725ba61669bc7a382aa1f792a1116fbb468ddc2)

Why is my name not on this.

:angryface:

because you're not in the fourth reich nab.

>implying I'm not the secret Leader
>mfw
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2F1C68i&hash=104b91e66d7bc50de2cec0fb69cea081e889ade2)

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 08-01-2013

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 07-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 06-01-2013
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 06-01-2013
Quote from: Steven :D on 04-01-2013
Quote from: SilverKnight on 04-01-2013
Quote from: Jａkｅ on 04-01-2013
Saturday, January 05, 2013
3:12 AM - Steven :D : jake
3:12 AM - Steven :D : (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzHJfu.gif&hash=8e38f29084b2c7d5a763bacfd5c75e7dba11d518)
3:12 AM - Steven :D : the 4th reich
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: LOOOOOOOOOOL
3:12 AM - ref_DevCon.smd: NICE

I must be in the commanders quarters.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRNwJD.gif&hash=2725ba61669bc7a382aa1f792a1116fbb468ddc2)

Why is my name not on this.

:angryface:

because you're not in the fourth reich nab.

>implying I'm not the secret Leader
>mfw
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2F1C68i&hash=104b91e66d7bc50de2cec0fb69cea081e889ade2)

Stop.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 30-01-2013

|HGN-CA| Tom "I want a recount": What the fuck, I won Core Admin? I want a fucking recount!
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: "Tom, ace and goose as core? How'd we fuck this one up?"

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 30-01-2013

Mr. Padanski, please.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 30-01-2013

Quote from: Lent23 on 30-01-2013
Mr. Padanski, please.

Please stop.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 30-01-2013

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11:35 PM - Ian Salvagio: // You deserve nothing but being lost in the woods.
11:35 PM - Ian Salvagio: // Fair enough, I suppose.
11:37 PM - Paintcheck: // That was PERFECTLY reasonable... That was True Neutral AT WORST.

Zombiehunta be hating on my haggling skills. I thought it was funny, is probably one of those "You had to be there" kind of things but meh.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 30-01-2013

Quote from: Paintcheck on 30-01-2013
Quote
11:35 PM - Ian Salvagio: // You deserve nothing but being lost in the woods.
11:35 PM - Ian Salvagio: // Fair enough, I suppose.
11:37 PM - Paintcheck: // That was PERFECTLY reasonable... That was True Neutral AT WORST.

Zombiehunta be hating on my haggling skills. I thought it was funny, is probably one of those "You had to be there" kind of things but meh.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11000%2F399139-vlcsnap_00041.jpg&hash=1aa798bc272db5bb6b7a72ced5c90022bb94cce8)

Reminds me of this scene.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 31-01-2013

Quote from: Tom on 30-01-2013
|HGN-CA| Tom "I want a recount": What the fuck, I won Core Admin? I want a fucking recount!
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: "Tom, ace and goose as core? How'd we fuck this one up?"

well fuck

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 31-01-2013

Quote from: lolKieck on 31-01-2013
Quote from: Tom on 30-01-2013
|HGN-CA| Tom "I want a recount": What the fuck, I won Core Admin? I want a fucking recount!
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: "Tom, ace and goose as core? How'd we fuck this one up?"

well fuck

this was a vote of elite so what do you expect only 5-6 people could vote and all of them are head admins.
we have more RDAs/Core Admins/SVs than usual admins
lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Paintcheck on 07-02-2013

Khorn and I go back in time:

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2dvywi.jpg&hash=3d9da5ab9f20705df0e2fad556a08f687c29fd8d)

EDIT: Cropped for easier viewing.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 08-02-2013

You are a wizard Paintcheck : ( )

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Frostee on 08-02-2013

thy masterbate

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 08-02-2013

Quote from: Paintcheck on 07-02-2013
Khorn and I go back in time:

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2dvywi.jpg&hash=3d9da5ab9f20705df0e2fad556a08f687c29fd8d)

EDIT: Cropped for easier viewing.

you are downloading...that thing.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Rebel6609 on 10-02-2013

Darkscar: Huh.. These cigarettes have the HGN logo..
Rebel: No wonder it gave me cancer.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-02-2013

Quote from: Rebel6609 on 10-02-2013
Darkscar: Huh.. These cigarettes have the HGN logo..
Rebel: No wonder it gave me cancer.

I thought you only smoke cigars cuban macho

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 10-02-2013

When theirs no cigars around, he compensates by smoking twenty cigarettes at a time, while benching 20 cans of soup.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 15-02-2013

Quote
16 February 2013
01:40 - Overwatch: lolicon
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: it satisfies me
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: for now

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: HitMan5523 on 15-02-2013

Quote from: Overwatch on 15-02-2013
Quote
16 February 2013
01:40 - Overwatch: lolicon
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: it satisfies me
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: for now

How about you get the whole chat you fricken butt muncher.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 16-02-2013

Quote from: HitMan5523 on 15-02-2013
Quote from: Overwatch on 15-02-2013
Quote
16 February 2013
01:40 - Overwatch: lolicon
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: it satisfies me
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: for now
How about you get the whole chat you fricken butt muncher.

fricken frick

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 16-02-2013

Quote from: Tom on 16-02-2013
Quote from: HitMan5523 on 15-02-2013
Quote from: Overwatch on 15-02-2013
Quote
16 February 2013
01:40 - Overwatch: lolicon
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: it satisfies me
01:40 - ☺(H C)HitMâñ☺ -:)SSK(:-: for now
How about you get the whole chat you fricken butt muncher.
fricken frick

I like roris.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Overwatch on 20-02-2013

Quote20:03 - Overwatch: Hold power, press menu
20:03 - Brandon Lent: google smartphone
20:03 - Overwatch: Tool.
20:03 - Brandon Lent: i dont have a power button
20:03 - Overwatch: So then how do you turn your phone on T_T
20:03 - Brandon Lent: well i do
20:03 - Overwatch: Is it just permenantly on with magic energy that never runs out T_T

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Otto on 24-02-2013

quote of the year

Vasilli Nikolaev: Heroin is the shit.
Akim Belotserkovsky: Touche, Vagina.
Zhorka Bakunin: weed killed my sister
Vasilli Nikolaev: Zhorka, Bogdana, you want any Heroin?
Akim Belotserkovsky breaks down laughing, almost in tears.
Joseph Smirnov [LOOC]: Rule 1 of Freedom. Do not speak of Freedom.
Akim Belotserkovsky: No.
Akim Belotserkovsky: No it didn't.
Vasilli Nikolaev: And she probably smoked some spice or shit. Weed isnt harmful.
Stanislav Olshansky [OOC]: Leave it there and we'll see how we get on with it
Bogdana Sadova: Na man, ill just stick to my weed.
Vasilli Nikolaev laughs at Zhorkas statement.
Bogdana Sadova chuckles
Zhorka Bakunin: Weed makes you do stupid shit
Akim Belotserkovsky: Weed definitely didn't kill your sister.
Rct. Nazar Volodymyr [OOC]: Dark Scar is scared...(chicken)
Rus Yuran [OOC]: I will delete it when these folks leave the boat!
Stanislav Olshansky [OOC]: Aight
Vasilli Nikolaev [OOC]: Weed killed my sister
Stanislav Olshansky [OOC]: Leave the boat, dead
Bogdana Sadova: Crabs probally did.
Stanislav Olshansky [OOC]: Muahah
Akim Belotserkovsky [LOOC]: quote thread bitches
Bogdana Sadova chuckles to himself.
Joseph Smirnov [LOOC]: Get fucked. Lol.
Vasilli Nikolaev [LOOC]: lmfao.
Zhorka Bakunin: Bogdara dont fucking talk about that shit
Vasilli Nikolaev: Herpes
Vasilli Nikolaev: HIV

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Dark Scar on 25-02-2013

Ivan Barsukov: Maybe they got some artifacts in here aswell.
Ivan Barsukov: Lets steal everything that isnt bolted to the floor.
Stanislav Olshansky: Yea!
Stanislav Olshansky [OOC]: Fuck you Ivan

Server connection timed out.
SoundEmitter: removing map sound overrides [16 to remove, 0 to restore]

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 28-02-2013

Brandon Lent: I'm paying him 150k rubles for it.
Brandon Lent: 50k
Brandon Lent: I gave him a down payment of 50k
Brandon Lent: I was gonna give him 100k extra
Tom: You fucked yourself
Tom: This is the Duty loan all over again
Brandon Lent: Yeah, I realize.
Brandon Lent: Am I gonna have to post an app on le forums?
Brandon Lent: Tom?
Tom: I don't fuckin' know I suspect someones going to throw a bitch fit and Silver is gonna fucking huff into a bag and start coming up with bullshit
Brandon Lent: I mean, Thanatos supports my decision to pretty much PK my character, also because I owe 50k+20% interest per month
Brandon Lent: I dunno what to do, I'd like to get working as soon as I actually can, I actually don't have time to waste, My first payment is due in three weeks.
Tom: You're fucked lol
Tom: You TK'd the only guy who gives regular jobs
Brandon Lent: shit.
Brandon Lent: Am I gonna be able to wear it for the short time Adam has left to live?
Brandon Lent: well
Brandon Lent: :l
Brandon Lent: well I'd like to know if I have to write an app first or if permissions are just enough
Brandon Lent: '
Brandon Lent: 'cause I wanna get it done as soon as possible.
Brandon Lent: Tom can I like,
Brandon Lent: redecide this decision to buy an exo
Tom: He owes Duty 100K
Tom: and CC 50K+25% interest

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 28-02-2013

Lol.
Also only 25% interest? I always gave 30-50% heh.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 28-02-2013

It's every month he doesn't pay it off and not even every trader combined has 50K

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 28-02-2013

Quote from: Tom on 28-02-2013
It's every month he doesn't pay it off and not even every trader combined has 50K

Dead man walking.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 28-02-2013

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 01-03-2013

Quote from: SilverKnight on 28-02-2013
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: Cool
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: Just found that category searcher
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: For games in steam
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: So i made a new category for arma games
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: and called it shit

There, now someone other than yourself quoted your "funny" thing.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 01-03-2013

Quote from: Nik3 on 01-03-2013
Quote from: SilverKnight on 28-02-2013
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: Cool
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: Just found that category searcher
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: For games in steam
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: So i made a new category for arma games
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan Frank Canonico: and called it shit

There, now someone other than yourself quoted your "funny" thing.

youre just mad at the truth

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 12-03-2013

|HGN-Dir| Kapitan ☢: No thy is faggot

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: ThY on 12-03-2013

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 12-03-2013
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan ☢: No thy is faggot

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: INA7HAN on 12-03-2013

Quote from: ThY on 12-03-2013
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 12-03-2013
|HGN-Dir| Kapitan ☢: No thy is faggot
:c

Poor Thy

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Gonztah on 19-03-2013

|HGN| Miller: Spades
|HGN| Miller: fix
|HGN| Miller: pick one

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 29-03-2013

Limpy: A black jewish guy walks into a bar.
'Troll': A jewgroid?
Limpy: Yeah man
Sldr. Ivan Sokov [OOC]: Sup
Limpy: So this Jewgroid rides into the bar with his stolen bycycle.
S-Sldr. Nikolai Lishvic: Wait. Wouldn't he haggle for the bicycle
'Troll': Then he will ask for it to be auschfixed, reich?
'Troll': Anne Frankly, I believe that's amusing.
S-Sldr. Nikolai Lishvic [LOOC]: LOL
Limpy: Anne frankly I don't care.
'

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-04-2013

|HGN-Dir| ℛukia ♥: Jan calm down
|HGN-Dir| ℛukia ♥: Your always in trorll mode

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2F2ta7N&hash=307a63dc9f0fd062f7675d53a55ed82c8f25a741)

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013

Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 03-04-2013

Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

your just stupid

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-04-2013

Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013

Quote from: Jａkｅ on 03-04-2013
Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

your just stupid

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ96MGafBik0evGIzT5vY1BW6-6xTdSMSK8JxfWZNtJcu3kv1eZCw)

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 04-04-2013

Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 05-04-2013

Quote from: Lent23 on 04-04-2013
Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more

im amazed you didnt put in an "xD" there

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Maxi96203 on 05-04-2013

Quote from: lolKieck on 05-04-2013
Quote from: Lent23 on 04-04-2013
Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more
im amazed you didnt put in an "xD" there

i'm surprised he didn't put any OOC threats about agroprom.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Thanatos on 08-04-2013

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 09-04-2013

Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg (http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg)
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]

military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lent23 on 09-04-2013

Quote from: lolKieck on 09-04-2013
Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg (http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg)
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]
military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth

Except Othello was in Venice, Italy, and the fight was over Cyprus. Also, Othello the character was North African.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Lucky Pig on 09-04-2013

Quote from: Lent23 on 09-04-2013
Quote from: lolKieck on 09-04-2013
Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg (http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg)
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]
military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth
Except Othello was in Venice, Italy, and the fight was over Cyprus. Also, Othello the character was North African.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fem7qf.jpg&hash=7c9b42d998579366d0cab0b80636d669e91d0b35)

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 14-04-2013

|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg (http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg)
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: me and you
Gaming Screen: /me shoots himself in the dick

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 14-04-2013

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-04-2013
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg (http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg)
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: me and you
Gaming Screen: /me shoots himself in the dick

I knew it
silver is a chocolate cracker

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 01-07-2013

this shall not die
my favourite thread in hgn

this person is a she and she also was a donator at SRP maybe some of you remember her (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/profile/?u=4975).

Quote8:56 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: i made a kitchen
8:57 PM - DｅV: good
8:57 PM - DｅV: thats where you belong
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: WTF
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: lmao that was clever

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Vortigoat on 02-07-2013

Quote from: Jａkｅ on 01-07-2013
this shall not die
my favourite thread in hgn

this person is a she and she also was a donator at SRP maybe some of you remember her (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/profile/?u=4975).

Quote8:56 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: i made a kitchen
8:57 PM - DｅV: good
8:57 PM - DｅV: thats where you belong
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: WTF
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: lmao that was clever

Skank.

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 01-09-2013

QuoteTanako: We will miss you nitro
Commisar Nitro is now Online.
Tanako: So long our Scottish giant
Tanako: We had good times and bad
Tanako: But i guess everything comes to an end
Tanako: Are you still there?
Commisar Nitro is now Online.
Commisar Nitro: silver?
Tanako: Yeah.. BT are closing down dial up..
Tanako: You will be missed
Tanako: ;)
Commisar Nitro: fuck off and die
Tanako: <3

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 03-09-2013

Quote
9:53 PM - lacey shadows: http://4st.me/hMqvZ.png (http://4st.me/hMqvZ.png) idiots on utube
9:55 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": LOOOL
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: seriously wtf
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": stale coordinates
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": are there spoiled/fresh coordinates?
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": or synthetical coordinates
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: or rotten coordinates
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": LOL
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: what about preserved coordinates?
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: how high is the sodium of said coordinates?
9:57 PM - lacey shadows: trans fats?
9:57 PM - lacey shadows: saturated fats?
9:57 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": "you have no experience in hacking"
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: i have made a few aimbots in my years
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: in what
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: autohotkey?
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: autoit?
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: pixel based garbage?
9:58 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": someone
9:58 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": kill him now
10:05 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": okay so when i make lau aimhek i get kordinats of guy n den magik aim gun BUTT b carrful cuz kordnats bcum bad! u mst b supr heclr 4 FRESH cordinaates
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: yayes yayes yayes
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: u must not get da stqale cooridnates
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: dey proivde u with old angles!!!!!
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: they have high trans fasts!!!!
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: u need to predict ur aim coordinates too!!
10:06 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": dont 4get 2 salt the cuntindates or dey b mising
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: yayes yayes
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: u need lots of beef jerky and coorindates
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: the cooridnates are very importanet for aimbot creatiun
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: if u donot have cooredinates with bacon and beef
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: and lots of salt prevservatives
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: the coordinates go bacd
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: dont fuck mup
10:07 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": da, dis how i do my chicken
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: nyet

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 08-10-2013

Gonztah: Lolno
Tanako t:D: I shall call you lolno
Tanako t:D: and you shall be my lol

Title: Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: lolKieck on 09-10-2013

Quote from: Tanako on 08-10-2013
Gonztah: Lolno
Tanako t:D: I shall call you lolno
Tanako t:D: and you shall be my lol

comedy gold

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 04-12-2014

Try...being mature gambler,btw do u think i care about what u say?not even a bit kid,u hurt yourself your feelings....

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: nKe on 13-12-2014

You sure did show them, Jake!

Asperger truly helps you to rek those internet peeps!

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 18-05-2015

Quote01:39 - General Cole: SRP is poop. Crussaria master race
01:41 - Silver Knight - SRP Revival: Did you ever try it?
01:41 - General Cole: Yes
01:41 - General Cole: I spawned as a standard cheeki breeki
01:42 - General Cole: And the second I did so
01:42 - General Cole: A controller started attacking me, at the spawn point
01:42 - General Cole: And stole all my shit

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 18-05-2015

Quote from: SilverKnight on 18-05-2015
Quote01:39 - General Cole: SRP is poop. Crussaria master race
01:41 - Silver Knight - SRP Revival: Did you ever try it?
01:41 - General Cole: Yes
01:41 - General Cole: I spawned as a standard cheeki breeki
01:42 - General Cole: And the second I did so
01:42 - General Cole: A controller started attacking me, at the spawn point
01:42 - General Cole: And stole all my shit

you should have done dark souls rp like he suggested.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 18-05-2015

Quote from: Tom on 18-05-2015
Quote from: SilverKnight on 18-05-2015
Quote01:39 - General Cole: SRP is poop. Crussaria master race
01:41 - Silver Knight - SRP Revival: Did you ever try it?
01:41 - General Cole: Yes
01:41 - General Cole: I spawned as a standard cheeki breeki
01:42 - General Cole: And the second I did so
01:42 - General Cole: A controller started attacking me, at the spawn point
01:42 - General Cole: And stole all my shit

you should have done dark souls rp like he suggested.

Too extreme for us at HGN, clearly an idea tnb should take up.

:3:

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 01-08-2015

Quote18:48 - Doomburger: Oh boy.
18:49 - Silver le Knight: Chill out boyo, no pressure
18:49 - Silver le Knight: You can be the commander-general who pops by for visits
18:49 - Doomburger: If you REALLY WANT ME TO.
18:49 - Doomburger: I can be like Santa.
18:49 - Doomburger: And come by with gifts once per season.
18:49 - Silver le Knight: Sorry, already promised commisar nitro that he would be strelok santa
18:50 - Doomburger: oh god.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 01-08-2015

Quote18:51 - Silver le Knight: Ukraine is feudal again?
18:51 - Doomburger: Yes.
18:51 - Doomburger: Make this canon.
18:51 - Silver le Knight: lol
18:52 - Silver le Knight: We are the Streloks that say Ni
18:52 - Doomburger: Absolutely.

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: jaik on 01-08-2015

this isn't how you spell cringe thread

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 31-08-2015

nice meem

Title: Quotes Thread !!!!!!
Post by: Knife_cz on 19-09-2015

Jack Morgan: Shit! i heard silenced shots!
Jack Morgan: Get in the house!

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