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Bl★ck Star

Quote from: Nik3 on 05-09-2012
|HGN| Mewlestia ★ 9/2/12 †: I take nKe seriously

That never happend.


Otto

#1401
he works at at a fucking bakery for 3 hours a day that's some serious shit

Corocan

Quote from: Otto on 05-09-2012
he works at at a fucking bakery for 3 hours a day that's some serious shit

Yes I hear some of the pastries he works with have quite an... "intimate" relationship.

I cannot, however, say the same for any customer that's ever eaten there.

At least their cream is homegrown.

jaik

necro

Quote
spectre - me
jake cage - nabmin

[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Can I speak to you for a second?
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Shoot
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) has used '/Observer'.
*Begins to VIOLENTLY PHYS ME AROUND THE MAP*
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: stop
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
[ADMIN] David 'Spectre' Schulz: STOP.
worldspawn has killed David 'Spectre' Schulz.
] ulx menu
*kickity*
[TSG-OP]Jake Cage has disconnected from the server.
----- on a rooftop -----
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): So, have you heard about the new revamp?
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: no
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): It has been posted on the forums.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: It's not there
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): I am suppose to clean up your record and take away your weapons.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Waaaay to many people have weapons.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Don't worry about me
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: I don't abuse it
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Hopefully you won't- Sorry I have to.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: I won't give you my gear.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Err... You have to.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: No, I don't.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): It is part of the revamp
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Your revamp is a foolish initiation.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Your DevCon.
[LOOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: So?
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Kay bai,
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/Observer'.
worldspawn has killed David 'Spectre' Schulz.
] ulx menu
*about to kick him*
[OOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): JEEZUS
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Get out.
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: <3?
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: ;-;
----teleports me-----
Jake Cage(Adminstrating) to admins: I just suck with this phys gun
*he physses me like a god damn adminge*
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/InvAction weapon_pistol use'.
[OOC] David 'Spectre' Schulz: Phys me again and I'll hurt you buddy
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): No minge grabbing
David 'Spectre' Schulz has used '/InvAction weapon_smg1 use'.
[LOOC] Jake Cage(Adminstrating): Oh it's you
facepalm
...
noobs
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz



Tom

QuoteSilverKnight

10 hours ago
HGN is not dead until i say it so grow up you childish idiots. We are working on a new project and some of us have lives to attend as well.

Rebel wanted someone to quote this.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Tom

#1406
Eidolon 幽霊: SRP server ?
Silverknight - Test Server Soon!: No planetside 2 server
Eidolon 幽霊: ah

(SK Was in PS2 at the time)

SRP, Now in Planetside 2
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

Ragolution

Quote from: Tom on 23-11-2012
Eidolon 幽霊: SRP server ?
Silverknight - Test Server Soon!: No planetside 2 server
Eidolon 幽霊: ah


SRP, Now in Planetside 2

I hope you step on a lego.

Snow Whisperer

I saved this omegle conversation a few weeks ago. It started out mature but I was tired and really bored and it quickly depreciated into retardedness. Probably the best thing I have.


WARNING: Contains a stupid video.



Quote[spoiler]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Question to discuss:
who would win a rap battle betweeen a dying cat and a bottle of pepsi
You: All of these questions are retarded.
Stranger: yesss
You: Let's come up with our own question.
You: How about: "How old was the lowlife who came up with this?"
Stranger: im tired of these
You: I guess 10.
Stranger: umm lets see prob 12
Stranger: awww i gave him 2 years
You: Pfft, any 12 year old without a brain is in 4chan by now.
You: The younger kids are still afraid of the monsters.
Stranger: true this spy junk is wack
You: So they hang around the rest of the internet fucking up other people's lives.
You: The internet should have an age limit.
Stranger: lol hes probably just playing ur so hostile
You: Fuck him, I have a life...
Stranger: agreed.. so why are u on here
You: Or her.
You: Because I'm looking for my life.
You: It ran away.
Stranger: lol ur confused
You: No I'm not D:<
You: I'm intelligent.
Stranger: yeea u are let me gues ur like 20
You: A comparable stare exits past the air pun. Will the allowed picture reflect behind 4chan? Over a wild spits Your mom. The struggling bite bolts. How will 4chan file the holy? Your mom decays underneath 4chan.
You: Its tune interferes with Your Mom. Your Mom mirrors the driving incompetence. Your Mom smokes after the alliance. A divorce files the fell lump. When will Your Mom despair our bush atmosphere?
You: Do you understand now?
Stranger: lol kind of
You: Ugh, I'll give you more...
You: You really are illiterate, aren't you?
You: Your Mom sounds the danger. Will the arm slide? Your Mom chords a stark billfold. Your Mom stumbles! Across Your Mom hopes an objective.
You: Your Mom counts beneath an actual brand. On top of his noise rails Your Mom. Sir Rapist smells Your Mom. The adviser invites Your Mom next to a conceived pleasure.
Stranger: woow noo i understand is this ur life? im just confused on why ur tellin g me this
Stranger: n that hurt
You: Does Your Mom swear opposite a space? Sir Rapist reigns! The dotted essence establishes a pole. Your Mom stirs Sir Rapist without the rabbit. How does the bone stir a contributor? Should Sir Rapist provoke Your Mom?
Stranger: okay ur smart i get it
You: Before Fucktard twists the porter. After Sir Rapist flies Fucktard. A middle viewer breaks within Sir Rapist. Does every exercise break? Fucktard rests Sir Rapist. Fucktard offers a likely enlightened beneath our uneasy wren.
You: Okay I think I stressed my point enough.
You: Do you want to watch a video of your mom being raped?
You: Here, I'll link you.
Stranger: nooooooooo
Stranger: ur creppy
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc
You: That's serious porn.
You: Your mom is pretty hot.
Stranger: dude stop
Stranger: wanna watch ur dad being raped?
You: I don't have a dad.
You: He was killed by a rapist.
Stranger: ohh yeaa u do i can show u his death
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: The joke shouts the trying pencil behind the singer. My dad uses the receiver. The chestnut freaks My dad after the unusable lust. Your mom slips the plant. Will My dad defect in the paradise? My dad breezes throughout Your mom.
You: I said it four times for emphasis
You: By the way do you know how old I am
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/spoiler]

jaik

Quote from: Snow Whisperer on 23-11-2012
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]

lol what do you expect from omegle besides youre generalizing 4chan's +1,000,000 userbase so if i were you i wouldnt really talk about maturity
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

jaik

#1410
stupid hl2rp owners trying to advertise their recycled shit

Quote
Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, November 30, 2012
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Join
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: We got Nexus
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Up
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is it
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": roleplay
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yeah
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": which
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Hl2 RP
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": meh
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: -snippity forum linkity-
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's new.
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I wrote the entire way how to play
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: .It's unique
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hold on
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units are by district now.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i4o, i3o
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i2o, so forth.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: There's no-longer l33t units, everyone looks the same.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but the Commander and OfC.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Each district has a commander.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That commander communicates with the Consul.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's more in a test stage currently.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Stuff is still being fixed
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but you can RP
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: and play
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Citizen is like 90% good to go
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright finally got into the forums
9:43 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Looks nice, huh?
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": decent
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": Consul is synonimous with City Administrator
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I know.
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: But it's being used slightly different.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": oh ok
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it's confusing is what i mean
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": implies that CCA is obeying the CA
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because they are.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": nope
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yes.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": only lower ranked units
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": CA has no power
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's not our canon.
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: This is leaning towards Hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is from it then
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I just said, hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": practical
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": like how is this related to hl2 beta
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: The Consul
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And districts.
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units have district codes on their armbands.
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": anything actually different other than the outer layer
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's broken down to be more basic.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because rp will be the same regardless
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: What do you mean.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": changing names isn't going to change roleplay
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I never said it was going to.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aesthetics have no value is what I mean
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're not even playing yet, so how could you be so harsh.
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Our roleplay is very strict.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because i'm not willing to play on a hl2rp that is going to be the same as every other i played
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": yes
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I changed almost everything.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't see what is different from average hl2rp
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": except some names that dont matter
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How are you even saying that if you haven't played yet.
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because it's not on the forums and you're not telling me either
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You need to play to see what it's like.
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't really want to try a product that isn't promising anything new when i have the identical product
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you know what i mean
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Do you like to roleplay?
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You seem like you don't.
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": okay i won't go on your server
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": as you wish
**stopped messaging him at this point
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's okay, don't join.. You can be stubborn all you want and think it's going to be the same, without actually playing it.
9:52 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its not my fault you're not promising anything new/different
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't played it yet, so how can you say that.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Are you reading what I'm typing.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You have to play it.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: To know what it's like.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no i dont lol
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i want to be assured that it's going to be different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Uh, yeah you fucking do.. Because what I see in a forum is not the fullest of the server.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And that's for other communities as well.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im not buying another cawadooty to get the same recycled crap
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: They can be professional on a forum but act like a fucking asshole ingame without saying anything.. So how could you say that without playing.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": id trust a well informed forum more than an ill informed one
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You think it's the same because the title, huh?
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what title
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you're not reading what im typing
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're acting this way because it's Nexus.
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: So quit being a fucking retard.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": 9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": na lol
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And yeah I am, you're not reading jack-shit.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you should do something about that dyslexia
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're saying that over and over, because you haven't played the game yet.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i dont need to if its going to be the same
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How do you know it's the same though?
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre not even stating what will be different
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Answer that question.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": thats how
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can find out what's different by playing.
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And not being stubborn.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i have better things to do than 'trying' servers to get the same experience on any other server
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Alright, go ahead and be stubborn.
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because I was like you awhile ago.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can be an idiot all you want.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre pretty narrow minded lmao
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you can throw out all the insults you want, because it doesn't matter.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't tried the game, so you have absolutely nothing to expect.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I can look at a picture on a forum of gameplay but not grasp the full potential of it without actually playing.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That applies for a lot of stuff.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": wanna buy my gamemode called suxeN that is offering the same features as Nexus, but you need to buy and try it before judging it
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": :)
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm not selling anything.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im spending my time
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That doesn't apply the same way, because I'm not selling.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's your free time.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you're being so damn stubborn it makes me laugh.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ye and youre saying im stubborn because i dont want to waste it
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its also the only thing you said during the entire arguement
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's true?
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It is.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": so i guess im not that stubborn now am i lmfao
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm questioning whether I made the mistake to even add you, since you're being immature as you are.
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Grow up, kid.
**offer him voice chat to hear his voice
\AU/ 'Pwos has ended the call.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now Offline.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz

HL2RP is the most original and best roleplay all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.


jaik

Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

lolKieck

Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

I want his photo and I bet he has a neckbeard.
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nKe

#1414
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-11-2012
Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 30-11-2012
HL2RP is the most original and best cybering simulator all around, I don't see how someone can resist not to join.

I want his photo and I bet he has a neckbeard.
I bet his facial hair hasn't even started to grow yet.

jaik

6:37 PM - Silverknight - Slow Progress:

6:38 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": LOL
6:38 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hot
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Ket

I just found this in my reaction folder






(°╭ ◡ ╮°)

SGT-Spartans

9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: little bit kmore
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: make sure
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: you compare it to other models
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: -snip image was inappropriate edited pr0nz of pizza -
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: also
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: look at does
9:13 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: dose*
9:13 PM - Tom The Swagknight: lol
9:14 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: ;~;
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: why lol?
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: why u lol at me tom
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: wtf i do to u to deserve lol
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: u laff at my work
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: u prty much tell me u not lov me
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: I SWEAT REALY HARD
9:15 PM - Tom The Swagknight: While eating pizza?
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: OH SHIT
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: DID I SEND YOU THAT PIC?
9:15 PM - Tom The Swagknight: Yeah
9:15 PM - |HGN-STSO| SGT-Spartans: lol that was from twitter
9:16 PM - Tom The Swagknight: LOL
SRP chars:
Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev - Freedom - Alive
Aleksey Ipanov - Spooky Trenchcoat Man - Alive
'Pale' - Bloodsucker - Alive


jaik

#1418
Quote
5:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": are you ready to rumble
5:44 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: wat.
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the sparks of faction war, don't you see them?
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i can already smell the butthurt
5:45 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Have I missed something?
5:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the calming noise of distant children screaming 'geaaar!'
5:46 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: sweet lord
5:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": the scent of admin abuse can be felt from this far
5:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aren't you getting this doomburger boy?
5:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ARENT YOU READY TO FIGHT
5:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": FOR UKRAINIAN MILITARY
5:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": are you going away
5:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what about your baby?
5:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": arent you used to the pleasant sound of kiddie cry?
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: I am.
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": doesnt it make you feel good
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": or rather...euphoric?!
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Depends.
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": I think so
5:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it shall begin soon
5:50 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Fantastic.
...
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you were penguinified
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": noob
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": dont press links
5:58 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: I am going to kill someone.
5:58 PM - Vaselinemerchant #5364364: Excuse me for a moment.
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": good
5:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": get warmed up for some action in srp eh?
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Corocan

Quote from: Jake on 30-11-2012
stupid hl2rp owners trying to advertise their recycled shit

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, November 30, 2012
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Join
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: We got Nexus
9:36 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Up
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is it
9:36 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": roleplay
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yeah
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": which
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Hl2 RP
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": meh
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: -snippity forum linkity-
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's new.
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I wrote the entire way how to play
9:37 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: .It's unique
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright
9:37 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": hold on
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units are by district now.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i4o, i3o
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: i2o, so forth.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: There's no-longer l33t units, everyone looks the same.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but the Commander and OfC.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Each district has a commander.
9:38 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That commander communicates with the Consul.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's more in a test stage currently.
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Stuff is still being fixed
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: but you can RP
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: and play
9:42 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Citizen is like 90% good to go
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": alright finally got into the forums
9:43 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Looks nice, huh?
9:43 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": decent
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": Consul is synonimous with City Administrator
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I know.
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: But it's being used slightly different.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": oh ok
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": it's confusing is what i mean
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": implies that CCA is obeying the CA
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because they are.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": nope
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:44 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Yes.
9:44 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": only lower ranked units
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": CA has no power
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's not our canon.
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: This is leaning towards Hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what is from it then
9:45 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I just said, hl2 beta.
9:45 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": practical
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": like how is this related to hl2 beta
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: The Consul
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And districts.
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Units have district codes on their armbands.
9:46 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": anything actually different other than the outer layer
9:46 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's broken down to be more basic.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because rp will be the same regardless
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: What do you mean.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": changing names isn't going to change roleplay
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I never said it was going to.
9:47 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": aesthetics have no value is what I mean
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're not even playing yet, so how could you be so harsh.
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: http://gyazo.com/56a991dc14ae410db283e79666e3c610
9:47 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Our roleplay is very strict.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because i'm not willing to play on a hl2rp that is going to be the same as every other i played
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": yes
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Does it look like the same.
9:48 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I changed almost everything.
9:48 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't see what is different from average hl2rp
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": except some names that dont matter
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How are you even saying that if you haven't played yet.
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because it's not on the forums and you're not telling me either
9:49 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": lol
9:49 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You need to play to see what it's like.
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i don't really want to try a product that isn't promising anything new when i have the identical product
9:50 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you know what i mean
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Do you like to roleplay?
9:50 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You seem like you don't.
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": okay i won't go on your server
9:51 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": as you wish
**stopped messaging him at this point
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That's okay, don't join.. You can be stubborn all you want and think it's going to be the same, without actually playing it.
9:52 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its not my fault you're not promising anything new/different
9:52 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't played it yet, so how can you say that.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Are you reading what I'm typing.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You have to play it.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: To know what it's like.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no i dont lol
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i want to be assured that it's going to be different
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Uh, yeah you fucking do.. Because what I see in a forum is not the fullest of the server.
9:53 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And that's for other communities as well.
9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im not buying another cawadooty to get the same recycled crap
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: They can be professional on a forum but act like a fucking asshole ingame without saying anything.. So how could you say that without playing.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": id trust a well informed forum more than an ill informed one
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You think it's the same because the title, huh?
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": what title
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you're not reading what im typing
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're acting this way because it's Nexus.
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: So quit being a fucking retard.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": 9:53 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": because you haven't promised anything new or different
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": na lol
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And yeah I am, you're not reading jack-shit.
9:54 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": you should do something about that dyslexia
9:54 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You're saying that over and over, because you haven't played the game yet.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i dont need to if its going to be the same
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How do you know it's the same though?
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: How.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre not even stating what will be different
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Answer that question.
9:55 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": thats how
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can find out what's different by playing.
9:55 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And not being stubborn.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": i have better things to do than 'trying' servers to get the same experience on any other server
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Alright, go ahead and be stubborn.
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Because I was like you awhile ago.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": no
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You can be an idiot all you want.
9:56 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": youre pretty narrow minded lmao
9:56 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you can throw out all the insults you want, because it doesn't matter.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: You haven't tried the game, so you have absolutely nothing to expect.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I can look at a picture on a forum of gameplay but not grasp the full potential of it without actually playing.
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That applies for a lot of stuff.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": wanna buy my gamemode called suxeN that is offering the same features as Nexus, but you need to buy and try it before judging it
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": :)
9:57 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm not selling anything.
9:57 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": im spending my time
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: That doesn't apply the same way, because I'm not selling.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's your free time.
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: And you're being so damn stubborn it makes me laugh.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": ye and youre saying im stubborn because i dont want to waste it
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": its also the only thing you said during the entire arguement
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It's true?
9:58 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: It is.
9:58 PM - #include "DevCon.cpp": so i guess im not that stubborn now am i lmfao
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: I'm questioning whether I made the mistake to even add you, since you're being immature as you are.
9:59 PM - \AU/ 'Pwos: Grow up, kid.
**offer him voice chat to hear his voice
\AU/ 'Pwos has ended the call.
\AU/ 'Pwos is now Offline.


Pwos... I remember this guy...

I run the CWU on a Clockwork Server and I caught him item transferring guns from a Unit to a Citizen, so we blacklisted him. Then he went on about creating a brand new Clockwork server that would "revolutionize the HL2RP Community", so then we banned him after he basically went on a 20 minute spiel about not wanting to be a part of our server.

So this is where he is now...

jaik

Quote from: Corocan on 18-12-2012

Pwos... I remember this guy...

I run the CWU on a Clockwork Server and I caught him item transferring guns from a Unit to a Citizen, so we blacklisted him. Then he went on about creating a brand new Clockwork server that would "revolutionize the HL2RP Community", so then we banned him after he basically went on a 20 minute spiel about not wanting to be a part of our server.

So this is where he is now...

Yeah, he's got power issues lol.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

nKe


Paintcheck

Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

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9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!


Knife_cz

Quote from: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012
Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

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9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!


Too serious for HGN


jaik

Quote from: Paintcheck on 19-12-2012
Running a text RP with Tom on SF. Hilarity ensued:

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9:07 PM - Tom: Uhh. . . Ever hear about pre-invasion things that came out of Japan?
9:07 PM - Paintcheck: ...Sir?
9:07 PM - Tom: Tentacles.
9:08 PM - Tom: Does that ring a bell?
9:08 PM - Paintcheck: ...You've lost me, sir. But you're alright?
9:08 PM - Tom: Yeah, I'm fine.
9:09 PM - Tom: I was just. . . uhh. . .
9:09 PM - Tom says very very loudly "MASTURBATING"
9:09 PM - Tom: to uhh. . . TENTACLE PORN YEAH!
9:10 PM - Tom: Thats what I was getting at!



what do you mean
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway