Quotes Thread !!!!!!

Knife_cz · 06-09-2011

Quote from: Tom on 06-09-2011
Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

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Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

Also notice almost everyone character is under 30.

Goose · 06-09-2011

"Yorty"
: "Hi, I'm Goose! Don't judge me, love me! OR ELSE I WILL RUPTURE YOUR RECTUMS-"

Yorty · 06-09-2011

Quote from: Goose on 06-09-2011
"Yorty": "Hi, I'm Goose! Don't judge me, love me! OR ELSE I WILL RUPTURE YOUR RECTUMS-"

AndyShandy.

Steven :D · 07-09-2011

Reorp · 07-09-2011

Quote(o) (08:51pm) [OOC] Strelis Night: Admin seorusly im going to file a complain with last.exile and sue SRP

Quote(o) (08:52pm) [OOC] Strelis Night: BARD YOUR A COCK SUCKER RDMER AND IMA RDM UR ASS TO HELL YOUR PUNK AND YOUR A LIER

He has been raging about getting killed for RP avoiding, and not getting Gear return.

Steven :D · 07-09-2011

Reorp · 08-09-2011

(08:28pm) [ADMIN] [HelmOn|GlovesOn|Gasma...]: Go go gadet A TEAM!
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] 'Beowulf': Shut your whore mouth.
(/) (08:28pm) [OOC] Ctislav 'CC' Cherkesov: how rood
(o) (08:28pm) [OOC] Alex Chorei: There is a lot of hate in this game
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] 'Beowulf': Wanna know what else is rude?
(08:28pm) [ADMIN] [HelmOn|GlovesOn|Gasma...]: Your gaping cunt?
(o) (08:29pm) [OOC] Bard: LOL

Iam333 · 08-09-2011

Yorty · 08-09-2011

3:25 PM - Ari: http://forums.zarpgaming.net/index.php?topic=563.0

ThY · 10-09-2011

[ADVERT] [tall - smart - brown ...]: Joe's taxi service is now open only 30$ per destination !!
T
[OOC] Mathias Reznov: my bind from a PERP server....
[OOC] Razor: quoted
[OOC] Mathias Reznov: my mistake....

El Presidente · 18-09-2011

|HGN| Doomburger: I've always wanted to buttfuck presidente
|HGN-STSV| Dino

jaik · 18-09-2011

so you find that funny

ThY · 18-09-2011

darkzerxx · 18-09-2011

Quote from: ThY on 18-09-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I like ya
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: i want cha
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: we can do this
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the easy way
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: or
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the hard way
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong throws off his robe, "Take me."
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight rapes you in the botty
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: booty*

The Real booty warrior is SILVER!!!!0w0

Ragolution · 19-09-2011

Quote from: ThY on 18-09-2011
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I like ya
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: i want cha
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: we can do this
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the easy way
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: or
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: the hard way
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong throws off his robe, "Take me."
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight rapes you in the botty
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: booty*

Ping pong?

So I guess SK is over Blake.

jaik · 19-09-2011

Ragolution · 19-09-2011

Tom punches the booty warrior in the balls with fitting sound effects

Goose · 19-09-2011

Crispy: Sup.
Crispy: Need your rec'.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: fer
Crispy: ...fer TT, bitch.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: NOPE
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: :D
Crispy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crispy: I TAKE IT BACK, I'M YOUR BITCH.
Crispy: I'M A WHORE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I want a blowjob
Crispy: I'M A SLUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEAAAASE.
Crispy GIVES TEN DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Another, this time i want a 20$! Suckie suckie
Crispy GIVES TWENTY DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Goood Goood, Still no rec doe
Crispy: ...........................................youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I mod those boards i can't give out reccs thanks for the blow jobs though
Crispy: W-...
Crispy: you mother-
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Yea she sucks good dick to
Crispy: ...FUCK YO.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Bend over son
Crispy is now Offline.

I won the game

Frostee · 19-09-2011

Quote from: Goose on 19-09-2011
Crispy: Sup.
Crispy: Need your rec'.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: fer
Crispy: ...fer TT, bitch.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: NOPE
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: :D
Crispy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crispy: I TAKE IT BACK, I'M YOUR BITCH.
Crispy: I'M A WHORE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I want a blowjob
Crispy: I'M A SLUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEAAAASE.
Crispy GIVES TEN DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Another, this time i want a 20$! Suckie suckie
Crispy GIVES TWENTY DOLLA SUCKIE SUCKIE.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Goood Goood, Still no rec doe
Crispy: ...........................................youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: I mod those boards i can't give out reccs thanks for the blow jobs though
Crispy: W-...
Crispy: you mother-
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Yea she sucks good dick to
Crispy: ...FUCK YO.
|HGN-STSA| Goose ÿ: Bend over son
Crispy is now Offline.

I won the game

You sir get a cookie.

lolKieck · 20-09-2011

Quote from: Jake on 18-09-2011
so you find that funny

Ragolution · 24-09-2011

I found this on google?

Quote10:27 PM - Matt B: Just make a chat message on joing "Thanks to the Tiramisu team for the animation system!" as quoted, and there will be absolutely no problems
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: "Greedy Banker wants alot of credit"
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: For making the orginal version before it was edited
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: and wants everyone who joins to know it
10:28 PM - Matt B: you didn't edit animations
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Yes i have
10:28 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I told you
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It's a pesudo animation script now
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Tacoscript, nexus and tiramisu's code and obviously all parsed and alot of my own code
10:29 PM - Matt B: You took Tiramisu's animations and put them in your script.
10:29 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It would be impossible to just use your animation script on its own
10:30 PM - Matt B: Then you wouldn't mind me auditing your code?
10:30 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: You know what, mister code nazi, if your going to be like that
10:30 PM - |HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: I wont touch any code in tiramisu

ThY · 25-09-2011

Jurassic Park- main theme

QuoteStickyWicket: cybr?
StickyWicket: :( )
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: hmm
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur is a prehistoric dinosaur, he rawrs at another smaller dinosaur to signal its his territory. He turns, and seees you. The best, .. most amazing Pachycephalosaurus he has ever saw.
StickyWicket does not notice the large dinosaur, eating a few leaves.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur stomps up to the smaller dinosaur, and roars his mating call
StickyWicket: [[I'm a she rite?
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: [[Fuck yes im not gay
StickyWicket perks up her ears as he turns his head, looking at the huge dinosaur, her eyes widen as this notices that he is ready to mate.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur tries to mount you
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur begins to pound hard behind you, he rolls his dinosuar head back in pleasure and looks into the sky
StickyWicket lowers her body a bit to ease the presure of the large beast on her back.
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur looks up into the sky. he sees a little dot. the dots getting bigger. The dinosaur thinks "Oh my Miss. Wicket, what on earth is that object in the sky? I'll report it to the dinosaur police." .. It was too late. R.I.P Mr. Tai and Mrs. Wicket

StickyWicket: The year is 2011, scientists have uncovered the remains of what was the two dinosaurs. Still in there postition there where in 80 million years ago.
StickyWicket: End
StickyWicket: You feel proud?
|HGN-STSV| Dinosaur: I feel dirty

also

QuoteDoomburger: Admin is now apparently an acronym for "Autistic dipship moron imbecile nigger

StickyWicket · 25-09-2011

ಠ_ಠ

TheJokester · 25-09-2011

TheJokester(Harbinger): Deus Ex.
TheJokester(Harbinger): Human Dick in the Ass.
D3-TP | ShadowRaptorX: Everybody loves Dick In the Ass. (Starring TheJokester)
TheJokester(Harbinger): I'm so fresh you can suck my dick in the ass (Starring ShadowRaptorX).
D3-TP | ShadowRaptorX: Call of Duty: Black Dick in the ass.
TheJokester(Harbinger): ....Swag....

jaik · 25-09-2011

not funny