Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Paintcheck]

So the SoG STALKER group metagamed and powergamed hardcore and I killed three of them. They bitched about "ZOMG RDM" despite the fact that I showed Tom and Duran the logs of the event and they said "Yeah they deserved it, they metagamed hard". Tom told them that in game and they said "we're taking this to the forums". Which is rather amusing

[OOC] Shark: Sorry to the people in Freedom, had to speak to stupid people. Heading back now
(o) [OOC] Vasili 'Vet' Koslovisk: Yeah, don't worry, we are already taking this thing to the forums.
(^) [OOC] Tomas Kyrylo: No one really cares
[ADMIN] Tomas Kyrylo: Have fun with that though. Since he has 2 SVs who agree that he did the right thing and they both have the logs
(o) [OOC] Alex Groza: doesent matter of ur admin rank
(/) [OOC] Sergeant Alexander Arseni: Yes it does LOL
(o) [OOC] Aaron Mikhelek: WE have our logs that prove it
(-) |HGN|Tophat Orange has disconnected from the server.
[ADMIN] Tomas Kyrylo: We have our logs too and admin logs
(/) [OOC] Shark: You're kind of an idiot. I have the same logs you do, smart guy, a CSV and an SV saw them both. You're wrong.
(o) [OOC] Vasili 'Vet' Koslovisk: Alrighty them, stop this argueing over the OOC and cluttering it with your arguements and take it to the Forums.

[Lent23]

Hey, we killed SoG too :D

[lolKieck]

Told ya'll it's a failgroup.

[Turkey]

SOG= Suckers Of Gock



1. gock
Anatomical term describing the grossly distended area of abdomen below the belly button and above the base of the scrotum sac.

[StickyWicket]

Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dem boots."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dat gasmask."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dem legs."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Dat shirt."
Pipson says "Spank my ass and call me Sally."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Bend over."
** Pipson bursts out with laughter, looking to Adam, then looking back to Akim.
** Akim Belotserkovsky makes no expression.
Akim Belotserkovsky says "I'm not playing around, Pipson."
Akim Belotserkovsky says "Bend over."

[Thanatos]

(o) [OOC] 'Crash': The RDMer is dead.
(o) [OOC] Kalvinzi Polock: Gime a non fuckingnigger gun and we'll see who stucks at RDM cunt
(/) [OOC] Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika: LOL
(/) [OOC] Gravsky Rudaku: Fuck I fell off my char loling so hard.
(-) I aint no Mormon has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] 'Drongo': So apparently

[Yorty]

Well I suppose the Makarov served its purpose once again.

[Otto]

lol

[Lent23]

Never underestimate the power of the Makarov, for some day, and that day may never come, you may call upon it to do a service for you. But until that day, consider this post a gift.

[Steven :D]

MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.




** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"



[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

[rommel909]

|VRP| 'Eavy Warboss Rommel101: [TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Dude.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You dont even know this shit.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I paid for the server.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I Did shit.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Then idiot kenniholm hacked the server
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: and just took my Owner.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: K?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Are you happy?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Idiot,
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: xD
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: No need to tell it to others,
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You also play on SHITNES SHIT RP.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: That got no sense
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Of RP
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Red Army and German Nazi?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Miley Cyrus's Gaming?
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Okay cap.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: You we're just my cyberer there
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lold
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Hey
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Fucking answer.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Lol
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: I paid for the server.
[TSG-DEV] MentleGen: Kenni hacked me.
'Eavy Warboss Rommel101: tldr

[Ragolution]

MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.




** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"



[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?

[Steven :D]

MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.




** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"



[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?

HL2RP Merging with a Willy Wonka RP server.

[Ragolution]

MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall."
[4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] yells "Boshi tang!"
MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 says "<:: Wall!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] smacks it's head forward, towards the EpU's crotch.




** MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217 gives a swift punch towards the mans head which would not him out.
[LOOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: knock
** MPF-SCN.81600 emmits a loud, directed screeching deafening sound at the man
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] doesn't get knocked, angrily, his form begins to change as wings sprout from it's body.MPF-SCN.81600 says "<:: FUCK DIS SHIT!"
** [4'0InStature|PuffyGre...] slowly begins hovering upwards, rainbow coloured farts blaring from his anus as he blasts off.
MPF-SCN.81600 yells "<:: FUCK THIS I'M OUT!"



[OOC] MPF-SCN.81600: Why is there a tiny citizen?
[OOC] Joseph Clocko: I am CHILD
[OOC] Mikhail Leonid: you tell me
[OOC] MPF-VAMP-EpU.40217: A kid
[

What is this shit?

HL2RP Merging with a Willy Wonka RP server.

AUGUSTUS NOOO

[Overwatch]

In response to the RDMer quotes up a bit.
I had a classic moment :3

He said "You have food?" Waited for me to start typing. Pulled his makarov and unloaded a whole clip, Missing me entirely.

I stare at him, Razed my groza Then....

*Flump*
*BANG*
*Red mist*

OOC Someone from freedom said "VOG - 1 RDMer's - 0"

[deluxulous]

OOC Someone from freedom said "VOG - 1 RDMer's - 0"

that's ironic :)

[jaik]

metro rp citizen application


10:48 PM - Jake: OH. GOD.
10:48 PM - Jake: HAHA.
10:48 PM - Jake: Do you wish to bunk with another person? If so,Who?: I do not wish to bunk with anyone unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Zen: LOL
10:49 PM - Jake: ho?: I do not wish to bunk with anyone unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: unless they are female. They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: They must also be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: be young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: young and willing.
10:49 PM - Jake: YOUNG AND WILLING.
10:49 PM - Zen: LOL

[Paintcheck]

I'm pretty sure they meant "willing to share a bunk" not "willing to fuck bunkmate". Clearly that is not how it comes across however lol.

The joys of the Freudian slip.

[Otto]

(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

[Reorp]

(06:23pm) [29|M|F-Patch|Gasmask|...] says "Heres my logic, Martian:"
(06:23pm) [29|M|F-Patch|Gasmask|...] says "Duty is red, Mars is red, coincidence? No. Duty is from mars"
(06:23pm) [29|M|F-Patch|Gasmask|...] says "Thus you are a native Martian, aka, a possible Dutier."

[Ragolution]

(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

the fuck is this shit?

[Frostee]

(/) Viktor 'Andrew' Petrinko has kicked ''Blubber'' (General Portkins).

the fuck is this shit?

I got kicked for being 400 pounds

[Bl★ck Star]

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/gay-dicks+-83-19.jpg
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: Thanks ?



wat.

[Steven :D]

(/) (14:14) Steve Cleaner gave Steven Cortez 'Gg' flags.
(14:14) 'Scarlet' yells "ONE at a time!"
(o) (14:14) [OOC] Steven Cortez: thank you blake

[Caso]

(+) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has connected to the server.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL NO
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(o) [OOC] Senka: oh god
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Damnit I burned my food... oh well *makes a sandwich from the slaver's remains* chewy
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Lol wat
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Banana!! Why did Burn burn mai food :'C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I'm busy harassing people icly.. wait, what food?
(Poopship ->)(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: lol, since when did this start up again? Complete restart, can I still grab my flags?
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: *is eating home made beef stew... it got burned* :'C
(o) [OOC] Senka: ITs not like your harrashing, i was hoping that you would go wtfshitcrazyslaugherdemoncultist on me :C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: You had your gun raised, lol.. Pink says I can't kill people openly either.
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: what flags?
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: I had trader and cash flags.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': Nope not anymore
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Don't you have to re-apply for flags... the DB wipe was for a reason.
(o) [OOC] Senka: Y u no let ppl help u to rape ppl
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA! .... that funny, nope.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': theres no longer going to be t flags or scraping flags on server, derp
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Derp.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Good riddance, can I have my TT and phys back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Ask Spades
Failed to load sound "hgn\fallout\weapons\10mmpistol\10mmpistol_fire.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: He's gonna be away for a while
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I know :3
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Finals and shit
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Spades is the director?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: More or less.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Like, offically?
(o) [OOC] Senka: Hey outcast come to surface and insult me, im bored
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: jake kicked the admin bucket
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Jake's gone, forever.. Spades and Blake are the SVs
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA :D
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': ye i liked jake
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction