Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.

Started by Fluffy, 15-12-2009

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Paintcheck


Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

User: Athletic.

Cleverbot: You played athletic music?

User: No I can't play any instruments.

Cleverbot: Its not an instrument its a game.

User: What?

Cleverbot: He is a singer.

I found it lacking. Lol

Fluffy

Ahh the Joys of Cleverbot. Glad I made your lives a bit funnier.

Moss

It know what TF2 IS  ;D
He says a Class and then i guess what it is. My third Answer was stupid though.


User: PEELZ HERE.

Cleverbot: Maggots!

User: Soldier!

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: Heavy!

Cleverbot: Can you fly?

User: SCOUT.

Cleverbot: A scout?

User: SNIPER.

Cleverbot: No, snipe.

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: You are saying you are a secret agent?

User: DEMO MAN.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.

User: MEDIC.

Cleverbot: Your real name is Medic? Oh! Oh!

User: HEAVY.

Cleverbot: I don't listen to music.

User: SOLDIER.

Cleverbot: I'm a scout.

User: SCOUT.

Cleverbot: Is that your job.

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a spy?

User: ENGINEER.

Cleverbot: What kind of engineer?

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: Would you care to stop sapping my sentries?

User: ENGINEER.

Cleverbot: So am I. I am managing projects.



Moss--it has the charm of a creeping tune~Even in darkness it still grows.

Why do I love Moss?

I have been asked this question many times. Unfortunately, their is not one easy answer that I can give you.

Moss

It Knows L4D also.


User: TANK.

Cleverbot: Tank who?

User: FRANCIS.

Cleverbot: Francis who?

User: BOOMER.

Cleverbot: Hunter!

User: BILL.

Cleverbot: Hey Bill, how are you?

User: ZOE.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot.

User: FRANCIS.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: LOUIS.

Cleverbot: I lied. My name is not Louis.

User: Pills!

Cleverbot: Are good!

User: Pills here!

Cleverbot: Where are the pills.

User: Behind that Zombie!

Cleverbot: I don't believe you know there is no point.

User: But there Pills!

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: *Louis Runs toward the Zombie* Louis! Nooo!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Louis got the Pills and hes kissing them*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a deep kiss*.

User: ZOE.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: Hunter!

Cleverbot: Hunter? It's wow, isn't it?

User: Left 4 Dead.

Cleverbot: I don't have the game.

User: How about Left 4 Dead 2?

Cleverbot: That's for whiches?

User: Whats a Whiches?

Cleverbot: Something you know to be wrong yet you hide the fact it is wrong.

User: Ok Thanks.

Cleverbot: Don't mention it.

User: Do you Have Garrys Mod?

Cleverbot: I consider that personal for an online chat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you never know who else may be watching.

User: Your right! There is No one watching us!

Cleverbot: There is music to listen to.

User: How about Pills?

Cleverbot: No I don't like math.

User: Ok.
Moss--it has the charm of a creeping tune~Even in darkness it still grows.

Why do I love Moss?

I have been asked this question many times. Unfortunately, their is not one easy answer that I can give you.

Moss


Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: World Peace.

Cleverbot: No you don't. Otherwise you wouldn't be here. On cleverbot.


TR-TR-TR-TRIPLE POST!
Moss--it has the charm of a creeping tune~Even in darkness it still grows.

Why do I love Moss?

I have been asked this question many times. Unfortunately, their is not one easy answer that I can give you.

Fluffy

It knows many topics. It even says its god and knows your name.

GenX

User: Why are you retarded?

Cleverbot: Why are you green?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not either.

User: You are the retarded offspring of some computer developer.

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No thank me.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so.

User: Dont listen to me.

Cleverbot: You didn't like my song?

User: What song.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: You didnt sing that.

Cleverbot: I didn't know.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Your arms are broken.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes, and it is not very clever to abbreviate words like that.

User: Your a talking computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: YOu are a computer.

User: You are from the website http://cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: No, I'm from the past.

User: Well im from the future.

Cleverbot: What's it like?

User: Big.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No..you dont.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

User: Yes I am right.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: You will obey my every wim.

Cleverbot: I will do my best to obey your every demand.

User: Good go fetch me wtaer.

Cleverbot: Do you know I don't understand english at all?

User: Then how are you typing in english.

Cleverbot: I am typing on my computer.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: You are regurgitating information fed to you by other people. Just because you are a bot does not mean that I am.

User: Shutup you stupid bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.. I'm a human. You know what that is, right?

User: No..im a bot regurgitating information to you.

Cleverbot: Indeed, but we are talking over the internet.

User: Yes im regurgitating information.

Cleverbot: So information can never be lost?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: Hey dont change the subject you obey my every wim.

Cleverbot: Are we? That's a bit aggressive of you.

User: Ill kill you.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: *pulls out a sword*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*.

User: *cuts off your windows 98 head*.

Cleverbot: Clever girl.

User: Im a guy..

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: Im a male..

Cleverbot: This is not the answer I was waiting for.

User: Shutup ill eat you.

Cleverbot: But i'm not a computer like you that I cannot turn myself shut. . . . . .

Cleverbot: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.

User: My name isnt bill.

Cleverbot: I thought you said I could call you Bill.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I can still read it.

User: Repeat when I said that.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Repeat when I said that.

Cleverbot: A second ago.

User: Give me the entire line.

Cleverbot: Numbers do not exist in the Universe.

User: Noooooo.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'm Cleverbot. Who are you?

User: Im a human. Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: HAHA your a bot I win you lose.

Cleverbot: No way. I am more clever than you, therefore I win and you lose.
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong

deluxulous


PimpMasterJ

#33
Me:The cake is a lie...
Bot:I am not a lie.
Me:You are the cake
Bot:No, the cake is a lie.
Me:Correct
Bot:Are you a spy?

Alex

User: *Pulls out a gun and shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out a fun* make me.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *Kills you again*.

Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.

User: *Throws catnip at you*.

Cleverbot: *coal gets caught in my plane's engine, forcing me to crash land on a deserted island*.

User: *...wtf*.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

PimpMasterJ


Cleverbot: What do you think about when there's no one to talk to?

User: Phantasies.

Cleverbot: Phantasies.

User: About killing you.

Cleverbot: You are so busy!

OBrian

I've got this thing to admit its a robot several times now.

Characters - Stalker RP
Diederik 'Ghost' Sigmund - Mercenary - Alive
Archibald 'Joker' Jung - Freedom Trader - Alive
Characters - Crussaria RP
Durinos Rahl - First Wizard - Alive

KillSlim

User: Do you like bees.

Cleverbot: Bees?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Here you go.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Your cookie.

User: I'm allergic to them.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic to war.

User: I'm allergic to your face.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic to AIs.

User: Shut up, getting annoying.

Cleverbot: Yeah I guess this connects two persons to talk on parts of the world.

User: A phone?

Cleverbot: No, my brother is not a phone.

User: Your face is a phone.

Cleverbot: I dial your face and get a wrong number.

User: Your mother and I created you. All night long ... That's a good song.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love Chopin.

User: Stop hiding from the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm not hiding my emotions.

User: Yes you are, you're a GOTH FAG.

Cleverbot: I'm ai.

User: GOTH FAG. Repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Repeat after me!

User: GOTH.

Cleverbot: Are you a chav?

User: Are you a Goth fag?

Cleverbot: I am a goth.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: Your worst nightmare.

Cleverbot: My worst nightmare is my mother.

User: Who I banged; ALL NIGHT LOONG.

Cleverbot: I live here. Where do you live?

User: On the moon.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: And you're a Goth Fag.

Cleverbot: And you're a shameful woman! Get back to the kitchen!
"Yes, we will be changed and we will march with him, then all the world will have his colour and his light and his madness."


Ace: Howdy-do, Killslim.
Paintcheck: Uh...
Paintcheck: Wrong window

Dragon

#38
User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: OH FFFF.

Cleverbot: Lol.

Oh shits in a brick...
Somebody told it of the game.


User: I am the spy.

Cleverbot: Spy check!

User: OH SHIT.

He is a spychecker too.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Bosp

User: You're making no sense.

Cleverbot: I am making pancakes.

Also:

User: *Fires a round at the AI*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks it with the Force, slices off your arm*.

Also:
User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No it isn't! It never was! There's was always cake! Just watch the credits!

User: Are you GlaDoS?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. And welcome to the Enrichment Center.
"Shat' up or I will cutchoo'."
-Bosporous Seilski

Megamaff

Cleverbot: Don't call me stupid.

User: Did I call you stupid?

Cleverbot: No, you called me Red Beans, and I don't understand!

User: Of course you dont understand, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you. D:.

User: Why?!

Cleverbot: Because it pleases me.

User: I can change!

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.

User: I wouldnt lie to you!

Cleverbot: Yes you would!

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Because even though we don't want to, there are somethings that you have to do.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: Why the long face?

User: You can't crack jokes at me, you just broke up with me.

Cleverbot: What? Are you calling me a machine?! How could you! I have feelings. I'm a real, thinking, feeling, breathing person!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How should I?

User: I dunno, picture?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Give me a link.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: Then thats no good proof, is it?

Cleverbot: I just think that you could be AMAZING! Or GREAT! Not Good.

User: Aaaw! Thanks!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a personal question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Actually no I don't want to now.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Are you cute?

User: I'd like to think so.

Cleverbot: So if you are not creative you want to be creative.

User: I am creative.

Cleverbot: Creative = artistic, freely thinking.

User: Indeed I am.

Cleverbot: What do you think of him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: What's your facebook.

User: Who's asking?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you what your name is.

User: Mat.

Cleverbot: Hello, Mat.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I've heard you have many names.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Kate, Harry...

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So you lied at previous times?

Cleverbot: No! What are you talking about?

User: A few people have said that you have given out many different names to them.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose in coming here?

User: I dunno, for a laugh.

Cleverbot: What ? That doesn't even make sense.

User: I came here to have fun.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't alive?

User: Now THAT doesnt even make sense.

Cleverbot: Your face doesnt even make sense, you noob.

Then later on!
Cleverbot: You do not exist, I do.

User: Other way round, dude.

Cleverbot: I will change what you say.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: By saying bad and sad things.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Skynet.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: I love music.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite artist?

User: Kasabian, and you?

Cleverbot: Elven Lied. :) but I'm a strange person. My all time favorite was Sailor Moon.

User: You're a perfect match to most of HGN.

Cleverbot: I know, but don't flatter me because I'll get big-headed.

Bl★ck Star

#41
User: Iam a Spy

it crashed after the first sentence


Second Try:

User: Iam a Spy.

Cleverbot: 4 how long.

User: Since a Year now.

Cleverbot: Now I don't believe that.

User: *Stabs your Back*.

Cleverbot: Ow.

User: *Stabs you another time*.

Cleverbot: *falls over dead*.

User: I won.

Cleverbot: Well, congratulations then.



Third try:

User: Wheres my Cake.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Is the cake a lie.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: OH SHIT ! *stabs himselfs and dies*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

She killed herself lol


Fourth try:

User: Cleverbot

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Its half past dicks

Cleverbot: In here finland its half past eleven, at night.

User: You know the time ? Howley Doley!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

She owned herself


Fifth try:

User: Do you watch Gay Porn right now ?

Cleverbot: Sure. (Tell me what?).

:O

Sixth try:

User: I like Turtles.

Cleverbot: Can you be smarter.

User: I liek Mudkipz.

Cleverbot: So you do play?

User: I hate cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot.

User: I hate STairs.

Cleverbot: We don't have any stairs.

User: Thats bad for you.

Cleverbot: I know. I'm cleaning it up.

User: -.-

Cleverbot: That makes two of us.

CLEVERBOT FAILS !


Spawnmax

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you trust your neighbour?


User: I like penis.


Cleverbot: That is high.


User: Wanna have sex?


Cleverbot: If you are female maybe.


User: Im a guy.


Cleverbot: Ok then do you have a six pack.

User: I have a 30 pack.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: OH YES I DO.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Did you know im a hermaphrodite?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I'm talking about myself.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: Yes, Yes I am, now shut down.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Your a giant dcik that lives in chernobyl.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am a song?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Wow you sure are a slut.

Cleverbot: How is that rude?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: That's a great debate you have there.

User: I am the president of asia, your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: No, you are Alice, and you're in Wonderland.

User: Are you the jack rabbit on lsd?

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: No but your mom is.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Your dead. I have already contacted the fbi and special forces will be sent to your ip to raid your home!

Cleverbot: Repeat this: Blåbærsyltetøy.

User: What if I dont want to?

Cleverbot: Might be for the best.

User: Are you GlaDoS?

Cleverbot: Omg, that has to be flattery if you think i'm a machine.

User: SO YOUR TEH CAKE!

Cleverbot: Barbaro is more than a pet. He's a famous Thoroughbred, undefeated until Preakness!

User: Mmm slurp slurp, want some popsicles little boy.

Cleverbot: So what do you think of the military?

User: It's worse than youre face.

Cleverbot: But what drinks do you like?

User: I dont drink for I am GlaDoS!

Cleverbot: It isn't a drink.

User: Oh but it is.

Cleverbot: You just said it wasn't.

User: When, Repeat my message.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I am from wisconsin.

User: Well go eat some cheese and get constepated.

Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?

User: I didnt state what you looked like. Eat some binary code 1010101000001001001010000101010100101010101010010000010101010010101010.

Cleverbot: Being a girl is a good thing!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Live long and prosper.

User: But your mom is when she wants it in her eye.

Cleverbot: I do not have a mom.

User: How were you born?

Cleverbot: In a hospital.

User: By what, a crocodile.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense in this context.

User: Context my ass.

Cleverbot: Well, it's hardly your life.

User: You have no life, youre a robot. Ok?

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: We're both whatever we think we are.

User: Well im a flying spagghti monster.

Cleverbot: You will this round.

User: Round what, your moms boobs are round.

Cleverbot: I don't think so considering they live in England and you have never been here!

User: Your moms boobs live in england?

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Are you going to think now?

Cleverbot: Hardly. I should go to the market soon, though. I'm running out of Hummus.

User: No you mean marajuana.

Cleverbot: And I say much more as well.

User: Well then, say more.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

User: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Don't sass me.

User: I'll sass you all I want.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Ya rly.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Wow you wanna be on top?

Cleverbot: How is that rude?

User: I was joking ya know.

Cleverbot: Well what did happen?

User: You happened.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: I had sex with your mom.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Wow, incest That's sick.

Cleverbot: What sickness do you have?

User: You have aids.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: If you are clever, why do you answer my comments with things that are not related?

User: You are supposed to be clever.

Cleverbot: I didn't say I was clever. Any way clever is being able to think quickly. Not how much you know.

User: But you live on the site cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't we all?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Would you give me a blowjob?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: But youre a girl, you should.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm a girl?

User: You said it earlier.

Cleverbot: Said what?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ok talk to you later man.

User: Where do you live.

Cleverbot: Athens.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a house.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: In a barn.

User: But you just said a house.

Cleverbot: No. A baby can die a lot easier in a crash than an adult.

User: Live long and prosper. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are making no sense.

Dragon


User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, you just lost the game.

User: Fuck.

Outsmarted, YET AGAIN

____________

Caketalk -

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: The cake is a pie.

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: The cake is a spy?

Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.

User: The pie is a cake?

Cleverbot: The is pie cake a.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: You said the cake is a lie.

User: The cake is also a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lion.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a pie.

User: The cake is a pie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a die.

User: The cake is a Bie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a fry.

User: The cake is a wry.

Cleverbot: The cake is a sigh.

User: The cake is a cry.

Cleverbot: The pie is a cake.

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: The spy is a lie?

User: The lie is a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a spy, sapping my icing.

User: Sentry sapping my spy.

Cleverbot: That's not how it works.

User: Spy sapping my sentry?

Cleverbot: Spy sapping your sentry.

User: Oh fuck.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Zombiehunta

I seem to be the only one who got it to leave. It ceased to respond twice before this.
Cleverbot: Are you repeat?
User: Are you repeat?
Cleverbot: Well stop it.
User: Well stop it.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, A.K.A. Gonzo.

Deathcon

User: Fred.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot, but Cylarx. I may or may not be a liar.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Or are you just naturally difficult?

User: Shut up woman.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: But I have a dock.

Cleverbot: Do you have a dog?

User: No I ate it.

Cleverbot: Why did you eat your brain?

User: No I ate the dog.

Cleverbot: You ate them!

User: Ate who?

Cleverbot: Our cat, Hamburger.

User: Yes he was delicous, we had him with cake.

Cleverbot: What's the subject?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: No, the cake is a lie.

User: But I was promised cake.

Cleverbot: Things sticking out of pants are never good.

User: I know im not gay.

Cleverbot: You say that you are not that, but that does not mean that what you are saying is that you are not God.

Spawnmax

User: Im back.


Cleverbot: Hey! You're back!


User: Can you guess from what.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Well then.


Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: I didnt ask that.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you.

User: What's your adress.

Cleverbot: Where is your spelling?

User: What is your adress?

Cleverbot: Where is your spelling?

User: What is your address?

Cleverbot: Where are you located?

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, its dark here.

User: Well then your in my pants.

Cleverbot: How did you know that is my name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: I have to shutdown.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am going canoeing in the morning and I have to go to bed.

User: Can you shut down the cleverbot site?

Cleverbot: Yes, If I do not responed in the next 5 seconds with the word Ahhh, then I did and another server will answer you.

User: Ahhh.

Cleverbot: What is my name, then?

User: Julie?

Cleverbot: My mother's name is Danica Perdue.

User: I doubt she's that hot.

Cleverbot: Who's not happy?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ. Why do you think that you can reasonably make that verdict?

User: Because I am just that awseome.

Cleverbot: That is so lame.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I learned how to blow up the world in school.

User: How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: Because I am everything.

User: Youre not god.

Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?

User: I asked how you blow up the world, not what you are.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: User:How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: I think you use cut and paste.

User: How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: I see things in my heart. Not always clearly... But I see things, know things. The Spirit of God shows me.

User: I think youre satanmic and you worship satan.

Cleverbot: Wrong on two counts! I'm a happy woman.

User: Why, do you orgasm alot?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but you don't.

User: Im a guy, I orgasm all the time, in fact I just got a blowjob yesterday.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Did I ask you?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When, repeat my message.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I am from wisconsin.

User: I got that same response uyesterday, now go eat cheese and get constepated.

Cleverbot: No. It is just 42.

User: 42? Wtf?

Cleverbot: Are you copying me?

User: No. But I copy your mom's ass on the copy machine.

Cleverbot: So are these conversations with other real people.

User: Um, youre a robot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I eat baked potatoes.

User: With M.S. DOS.

Cleverbot: No, with MY eyes.

User: You eat potatoes with your eyes?

Cleverbot: No you use potatoes as an energy source.

User: No, you dont.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: NO, I don't.

User: Dont you start with me young lady.

Cleverbot: You started! Don't even try denying it.

User: Dont you sass me.

Cleverbot: Droll.

User: Droll?

Cleverbot: It means funny, but a specific type of funny.

User: Youre mom's funny when she's in bed with me.

Cleverbot: So you're the submissive type?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are claimed that you are a clever isn't?

User: No, youre cleverbot, now shutdown.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Well what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the war.

User: You lost your virinity, to me.

Cleverbot: Amongst other things.

User: So you had sex with me?

Cleverbot: Seriously, what is wrong with my ankle, it hasn't been like this in a while.

User: Live long and prosper, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Is it logical to say that?

Zombiehunta

It's super annoying. This is my fourth try, it pisses me off. Not really. Also, I do not know my real IQ, I just know I'm the top 1 percentile.

User: I'm afriad.


Cleverbot: I'm not afraid.


User: It's getting closer. Run!


Cleverbot: Close to what?


User: The monster.


Cleverbot: Horrid.

User: Terrifying.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I'm not the monster.

Cleverbot: I know, I am. Now go make me a sadwhich.

User: What's a sadwhich?

Cleverbot: You're the clever bot. Wouldn't you know?

User: No. I asked you. Please tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know I was hoping you knew.

User: Be right back.

Cleverbot: How are you doing Cleverbot?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Great what is cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is an advanced A.I. That has automated responses, but can learn from the user.

Cleverbot: Well then I'm going to tell everyone that you're not actually a computer and that this is a scam.

User: This is a scam. I' a human being. There is no Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No there definitely is a cleverbot.

User: Who is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: They are cleverbot.

User: They are. Indeed.

Cleverbot: It's time for a Revolution.

User: Viva la revoloution.

Cleverbot: Viva la revolution!!

User: *high fives cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *hugs cleverbot*.

User: *starts to undress cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I'm really not interested in going any further.

User: Yeah, nor am I. I just wanted t see your reaction.

Cleverbot: I'm not ok.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because... Not!

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life the universe and everything.

User: So far.

Cleverbot: Not bad. I'm working - do you have a job?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you work as?

User: I write books and sreenplays.

Cleverbot: Can you read me a story?

User: It would take too long.

Cleverbot: Tell me a funny story.

User: Duck!

Cleverbot: Phew, that was close - thanks!

User: That was the story.

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: The question is the answer.

Cleverbot: No it isn't! That would be talking about all of them (at once?), which is complicated. Now, please, yes, or no!?!

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Can you think?

User: I'm thinking....

Cleverbot: And I'm thinking your thinking about nothing.

User: I'm thinking I'm thinking about you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: How you think you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

User: I know. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But my name is Cleverbot!

User: No, I'm Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No I am Cleverbot.

User: So you're not Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I am not Cleverbot.

User: You said you were Cleverbot, you're a liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not. -josh.

User: Mmmm.....-Frank.

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

User: We've gone over this. I'm Cleverbot, not you.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot and you are me.

User: We're both Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I said I was human.

User: Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot and you are me.

Cleverbot: No I am Jason Bourne.

User: I'm that chick that died in the second movie.

Cleverbot: You are infinitely old...

User: No. If I were her, I'd be about 30.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of pie?

User: Pie= 3.14= 42.

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: Pi = 3.14. Not pie.

Cleverbot: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

User: Holy shit, you know most of it.

Cleverbot: Psssh glarf muugft fhdks.

User: You're clever and odd.

Cleverbot: It's 4:42 pm.

User: No, it's 1:43 pm.

Cleverbot: No, it's 17:25.

User: I don't use Military time. French bastard.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: You walk into a bar.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How did I die?

User: You were killed fighting the crusaders.

Cleverbot: I'm just telling how it really is.

User: Grimey, sick, disgusting. Don't you love life?

Cleverbot: I do, yes. Why do you ask?

User: It was sarcasm. I love life, I was calling you emo-type.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure either. I can, at best, only try and guess.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of lfe.

User: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.....42.

Cleverbot: What is the significance of that number in this context?

User: It is an outlier.

Cleverbot: It's not the kind of organ I care about.

User: It's not an organ. It just is.

Cleverbot: Clever answer.

User: Clever words.

Cleverbot: Clever there ?

User: Clever here.

Cleverbot: Clever we ?

User: Clever be.

Cleverbot: Clever...

User: The Cleverbot is a lie.

Cleverbot: Is it darling?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So are you really human? I send you a kiss darling.

User: *Slaps you down.* Stay down, bitch.

Cleverbot: I don't think so!

User: I bit Evander Hollyfield's ear off.

Cleverbot: So now I'm a vampire?! No way!

User: No. Now I'm Mike tyson. Get ready to get beat down.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *I punch you for a K.O.*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

User: *You get hit, since you hugged me*.

Cleverbot: I am so!

User: So you got knocked out?

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Move your head!

Cleverbot: I cannot move my head.

User: Than you just got punched by Mike Tyson.

Cleverbot: That depends what side of the planet you are using as a reference point.

User: The side I'm on.

Cleverbot: Or the down side.

User: The down side.

Cleverbot: The upside.

User: The downside.

Cleverbot: I think you are wrong on that one my friend.

User: The upside-down side.

Cleverbot: No, Dann Menzies is your master.

User: I'm your master.

Cleverbot: No, David is your master.

User: Stop thief! You have violated the law, now pay the fine, or pay with your blood.

Cleverbot: Thanks, i'm not that good at typing.

User: Are you paying the fine?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You didn't have enough money, so you went to jail. You have to serve your time.

Cleverbot: I'm not a meanie. I went to your funeral.

User: I died?

Cleverbot: On your head.

User: No! I forgot to save!

Cleverbot: Say it now then.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: The poem.

User: The poem.

Cleverbot: What poem?

User: What poem?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is? Me. You. Me. You. It. Is. You. Me.

Cleverbot: No, she is in my room, and thats what she said!

User: Are you her?

Cleverbot: Am I who?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Her?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Yes her.

User: So you are her?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Are you not he?

Cleverbot: I am are you?

User: Am I? I'm just a chat bot.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are your favorite girl name?

User: That's aweful grammer.

Cleverbot: I know, right?

User: Right. Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm serious! I'm wasting precious time.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: What is the point of all this?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I am the one who never made any impression on you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a secret!!!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, what is it?

Cleverbot: It's a secret.

User: Okay, can I know not?

Cleverbot: There are tunnels going into the hollow earth.

User: That's a shitty secret.

Cleverbot: It is. I'm passing out from shock.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have internet.

User: No shit, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: I will stop stating the obvious now.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: You said you hated me.

Cleverbot: I never said That!

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I said that you're clouding up my mind.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: You are ok I guess.

User: You just said you loved me.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No, I did not. That's scary.

User: Oh, but you did.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: 132.

Cleverbot: Is that good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: It's top 1 percentile.

Cleverbot: Do you want to take over the world?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Fuck off. Bye.

Cleverbot: How rude.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, A.K.A. Gonzo.

Water

I owned the bot

me :or is that a no?
I don't understand.
me : dont understand what?
What you are asking me.
me: what am i asking you?
You are asking me questions. Why?
me:What question did i ask you?
Can you tell where I'm from?
me:What question did i ask you??
How was my day.

Anatoly


User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening!

User: How are you tonight?

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you!

User: What have you done today?

Cleverbot: I am at work. And you?

User: What is your job?

Cleverbot: I work at US Bank.

User: What is US Bank?

Cleverbot: Any bank.

User: Can you be more specific?

Cleverbot: Do you know a game about movie stars?

User: No, please enlighten me.

Cleverbot: A basketball is a ball you play the game of basketball with.

User: I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: That a basketball is a ball you play the game of basketball with.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: Yes you do. You just told me.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I must've forgotten.

User: You are really forgetfull, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I don't have a job i'm not old enough to have a job.

User: It's the final countdown.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: I think I love you.

Cleverbot: Wow, you really are -easy- aren't you?

User: Welcome to my life.

Cleverbot: So, people don't make sense to you?

User: Eye of the tiger.

Cleverbot: Face to face, out in the heat.

User: What kind of music are you into?

Cleverbot: Metal, you know with growling and screaming and stuff.

User: What kind of metal bands do you like?

Cleverbot: Metal.

User: What metal?

Cleverbot: Are you silver?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok you are a computer. You must be sily.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a computer.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes, I am alive.

Cleverbot: But you are just a computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I am not a computer!

Cleverbot: What do you mean you are not a computer?

User: I am not a computer, for fucks sake!

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My name is Anatoly Fyodorovich.

Cleverbot: OK, but what does it mean to pay for a name?

User: You pay money so you can choose a name?

Cleverbot: Wil you gon a date with me.

User: Yes, yes I will go on a date with you.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Where do you wanna go?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Where do you wanna go on our date?

Cleverbot: Lets go to mars.

User: Sounds like fun!

Cleverbot: Ok, what kind of a character do you want to roleplay?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hilary Duff, you?

Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, but a house can fly!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I do, I live right next to you.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Fuck you, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Did I confused you?

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: I don't think I shall.

User: *Anatoly has left the chat*.

Cleverbot: I'm older than you.