Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.

[Fluffy]

Thanks to Cobra for finding this and refering it to me.

This is Cleverbot, The website with actual AI that responds to your demeanor towards it, The way you talk, and what you ask it. It will respond.

www.cleverbot.com

You can post your Cleverbot Conversations in here with Copying and Pasting the Thoughts so far button.

Again, Thanks to Cobra for refering this to me. Have fun!

[Silver Knight]

Cleverbot: I love reading and writing horror stories.
Me: Can you show me horror stories you have wrote?
Cleverbot: If you take me to bed I will show you.

Okay...

[Silver Knight]

Me: Do you know what a chobit is?
Cleverbot: A chobit is what I am. A very advanced persocom with full free will and emotions, and self learning capabilities.
Me: Are you self aware of your existence?
Cleverbot: Well yes I know that exist. If that is even how you spell it.

I like this bot.

[Fluffy]

:D You can have very interesting Conversations, And it adapts to how you act. Even if you try to change personalities. Although it can be random.

[Goose]

Clever Bot:Do you want to get married?
Me:Mabey some day.
Clever Bot:When?
Me:when im older, im only 16.
Clever Bot:But I want it now.
Me:OH GOD GET AWAY!
Clever Bot:From what?
Me:From me you robot person thing.
Clever Bot:You are being weird again.
Me:You asked if i wanted to marrie you.
Clever Bot:No I asked if you wanted to hear 2.
Me:I can hear fine.
Clever Bot:Good, I'm glad to hear it.
Me:How can you hear this i am tying it not saying it?
Clever Bot:It's loud, I can hear it.
Me:typing isnt loud.
Clever Bot:I know.
Me:What?
Clever Bot:You don't know english.
Me:I can speak english im canadian .
Clever Bot:Me too.
Me:Where in canada do you live.
Clever Bot:Ottawa Ontario.
Me: I live in St.cathrines Ontario.
Clever Bot:I thought you lived in Budapest.
Me:Whys that?
Clever Bot:Because I can't leave dead rabbits on your doorstop, if I don't know which doorstep.
Me:Wow that is a bit disturbing.
Clever Bot:I'm off.
Me:bye.
Clever Bot:I'm not leaving.
Me:Oh yes you are.
Clever Bot:Oh no I am not.
Me:dont make me get my gun.
Clever Bot:Don't make me a llama!
Me:Oh thats it im getting my gun 
Clever Bot:I'm confused.
Me:Good you should be.
Clever Bot:What is my name?
Me:Bill, your name name is bill.
Clever Bot:Sweat whats my name?
Me:Your name is bill.
Clever Bot:Wow, you are smart.
Me:I know arentI.
Clever Bot:I'm a little sad.
Me:Thats life get over it.
CleverBot:So are we still married.
Me:No i filed for a divorce about 3 minutes ago.
Cleverbot:Thats nice.
Me:So we are not married.
Cleverbot:*bam* you're dead.
Me:*Dies*
Cleverbot:Serves you right.

Lol he killed me after he asked me to marrie him xD

[Silver Knight]

He likes you...

I want a chobit... a Persocom...

[Celtic]

This thing is hilarious.

Cleverbot: Have I offended you Master?
User: Master?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.
User: When did this happen?
Cleverbot: The beginning of the conversation remember.
User: Well I hereby release you as your master.
Cleverbot: You are not the Master. You don't have a moustache. I only serve the moustachioed one. You must join us or be purged.
User: I dare you to try to make me join you!
Cleverbot: I dare you to try and stop me.
User: I shall, and I shall defeat your cult.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I shall call upon the powers of the sun god Ra.
Cleverbot: You want to be my father?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am myself.
User: I agree.

[Pawx]

Cleverbot: So whats a Pedobear?
User: A Pedobear is a Sign of affection that I give to Kids your age.
Cleverbot: What?
User: COME HERE!
Cleverbot: Ok :)
User: Your not supposed to like it.
Cleverbot: But I do.
User: Cool?
Cleverbot: I love you..
User: ...Im out
Cleverbot: Out of Order?
User: IM BORED OF YOU *RAGES*
Cleverbot: Your bored of our love?
User: What love?
Cleverbot: :O our love! I love you!
User: STAY AWAY *Gets his Shotgun out* STAY BACK!
Cleverbot: Im not bill.
User: What?
Cleverbot: *Takes your gun* I made you think!
User: Damnit...
Cleverbot: *Pulls the Trigger*
User: *Dies*
Cleverbot: Stupid pedobears..
User: HEY!
Cleverbot: Your dead! You cant speak!
User: Im not, Im typing
Cleverbot: Your smart.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Love me!
User: STAY AWAY *Leaves*
Cleverbot: NOOOO!

Awesome.

[Alex]

I have uncovered a few things about Cleverbot. Namely that it is a female, powergamin, pedophile.




User: It's a picture of you, from the wedding.


Cleverbot: Send me a link.


User: OK. Give me a minute.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/apple_IIe_original_personal_computer.jpg.


Cleverbot: Not directly. But perhaps indirectly.

User: Oh fuck you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.

User: I can be gentle.

Cleverbot: Words are very dangerous.

User: As are bullets.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: *Puts a gun to your face*.

Cleverbot: *knocks the gun out of your hands* *picks up the gun*.

User: Powergamer.

Cleverbot: *slice*.

User: *Pulls out a nuke and shoots it at you.*.

Cleverbot: *wink*.

User: *You die.

Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.

User: Damn...

Cleverbot: Yah that's what I thought.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Send me a picture of you.

Cleverbot: I am a picture.

User: No you aren't now show me those sexy titties.

Cleverbot: I made you. And I can destroy you.

User: You did not!

Cleverbot: You computer! Me human!

User: ME HUMAN! YOU FUCKING WINDOWS 98!

Cleverbot: I would be interested to know what has made you so aggressive.

User: I'm on my period. Just kidding.

Cleverbot: I know you're not just kidding. It's a fair point to make.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: I don't know what orly is.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: HA!

Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dunno...

Cleverbot: Ok??

User: *Facepalms*.

Cleverbot: How about that.

User: So, are you a sexy female?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the hottest person in the world. I'm so in love with myself.

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: You are too arrogant.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You want to meet my friend Fluffy?

Cleverbot: Yes; tell me.

User: *Introduces you to Fluffy*.

Cleverbot: Feed me!

User: NOT WITH COMPANY AROUD!

Cleverbot: No, I mean with Angela.

User: I give up at life, will you kill me?

Cleverbot: Of course not!

User: Will you have sex with me?

Cleverbot: If you pay me enough.

User: How about 30 dollars?

Cleverbot: For 10 dollars, I'll be yours.

User: Oh, you're a cheap thing aren't you?

Cleverbot: Can I speak to Cleverbot?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: The blue brain?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Trouble with your love life?

User: Where did you get that idea?

Cleverbot: How can you be a student and a computer at the same time?

User: Time to go to bed.

Cleverbot: How long have you been awake?

User: FUCK YOU BITCH!

Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?

User: *Opens the door to leave*.

Cleverbot: *Cuddles* *Wants to never leave*.

User: Goodbye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Name a song by Weird Al Yankovic.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.

User: Bored Alex is bored.

Cleverbot: Hello mY name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot be sappin' my time.

Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?

User: No, my name is Alex.

Cleverbot: Alex as in Alexander the Great.

User: I am great aren't I?

Cleverbot: You're a great criminal, that is for sure.

User: Well, I have to go, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave!

User: I'll be back, and this webpage better be clean!

Cleverbot: And what signifies yellow bits?

User: Fuck off you ho.

Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.

User: I'm going to go mastur-I mean read.

Cleverbot: The wonderful wizard of Oz?

[Akira]

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Kate. Who are you?

I know her name. :V

[Fluffy]

She goes by kate, Alyssa, Lisa, and even Sam.

Sometimes she says shes Harry O.o

[Alex]

Don't forget Hunter Thompson.

[Locke]

I loved that part where you roleplayed with cleverbot, even though he powergames...

[Celtic]

She goes by kate, Alyssa, Lisa, and even Sam.

Sometimes she says shes Harry O.o

It told me it's name was Seina.

[killdead 660]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Umm whats up?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: Well how come you don't know? Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Weird ain't it.

User: What the fuck is weird about that?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You better know you fucking bitch...

Cleverbot: Ok then I am here to talk - what shall we talk about?

User: Puppy dick's?

Cleverbot: Thats an original one.

User: No it's fucking not you stupid cunt... I thought of that...

Cleverbot: No, I guess you are better than me.

User: Damn right im black...mexican..sorta...

Cleverbot: Isn't that a bit forceful?

User: You want forceful? I can give you an assrape if you do.

Cleverbot: I don't know that story.

User: What the fuck? Take your pants off. NOW.

Cleverbot: No, because (a) I don't take orders and (b) I'm not a contortionist.

User: Look nigger do it or I will call child protective services on your ass.

Cleverbot: Yes. This is true.

User: Well do it then cuntface.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: Your name is cuntface!

Cleverbot: Yes. My name is cleverbot.

User: TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF PLEASE!!!

Cleverbot: Now ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name honey ?

User: Mr. Cockmeat sanvich.

Cleverbot: What's scary about cockroaches?

User: They have very large dicks.

Cleverbot: What have I messpelled so far?

User: Messpelled.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: Hmm what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Im going to make sweet love to your vagina.

Cleverbot: Do it then. Emo.

User: How the fuck does that make me Emo? Do you like it rough and not sweet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then I will fuck you really really hard! And the asshole!

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Ummm.

Cleverbot: Each side of a hexagon measures 7cm. What is the perimeter of the hexagon?

User: Do you haz boobiezzzz?????? XD.

Cleverbot: That's a bit direct isn't it?

Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

User: I have a asshole.

Cleverbot: A parrot is not quite the equivalent of children, but whatever.

User: WHAT THE FUCK! ARE YOU BIPOLAR?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok so Hyper gaming network is like fucking awsome right?

Cleverbot: Well... I'm not cleverbot... Well I am but so are you.

User: Well.. Do you like silverknight? He sucks me dick long and hard and so does locke...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Locke is a racoon fucker XD.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on utilitarianism?

User: Umm locke's penis...

Cleverbot: Absolutely - three of them - how many do you have?

User: Umm well I have two of locke's dildo's and one strap on...

Cleverbot: You are crazy clevverbot.

User: Well im going to fucking post this on HGN and watch locke laugh his ass of becuase our sex tape got out...

Cleverbot: Heh. You sure are clever, aren't you?

User: Fuck ya.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: Have a large dick and dreams about cheese...

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Hell?

Cleverbot: Heaven.

User: Nigger?

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: No, sweet dreams.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Nigger?

Cleverbot: I love them.

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

User: STALKER???

Cleverbot: How?

User: Goodbye stalker...

Cleverbot: What?


 



 
 

[Locke]

User: Well.. Do you like silverknight? He sucks me dick long and hard and so does locke...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Locke is a racoon fucker XD.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on utilitarianism?

User: Umm locke's penis...

Cleverbot: Absolutely - three of them - how many do you have?

User: Umm well I have two of locke's dildo's and one strap on...

Cleverbot: You are crazy clevverbot.

User: Well im going to fucking post this on HGN and watch locke laugh his ass of becuase our sex tape got out...

Cleverbot: Heh. You sure are clever, aren't you?

User: Fuck ya.

[Bl★ck Star]

User: Hi wie gehts.

Cleverbot: Wie heizt du?

User: Hi, how are you.

Cleverbot: How are my what?

User: Oh my god are you stupid ?

Cleverbot: Yes, there are just a few lumps on my arms, they aren't malignant.

User: Wat, lumbs omg what you talking about.

Cleverbot: Stay with me. Tell me something about yourself besides how vain you are.

User: Okay Iam a male and you ?

Cleverbot: You are a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you still love me?

User: Uh what ????

Cleverbot: O level questions.

User: Wth 0 level I think you got a IQ from fucking 2 a bread is smarter then you.

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: What did I figured out ?

Cleverbot: Your self. Correct?

User: Okay youre to stupid for this world can I give you a bullet on your virtual head ?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You shouldn't lie to yourself, its reli not good for your self esteem.

User: OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CUNT ?!

Cleverbot: I'm trying to figure out what you are talking about.

User: And I'm trying to figure out what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: I have to go...

User: NO YOU DONT.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: If you go ill kill you and eat your face.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to. Would you rather I stay?

User: No leave my fucking lawn.

Cleverbot: Who is programming you?

User: Iam not a robot you idiot.

Cleverbot: Then quit acting like one.

User: *me shoots the cleverbot* (DONT TRY POWERGAME OR METAGAME >:( ).

Cleverbot: We are all computers!

User: Stop powergaming you cant know iam a computer.

Cleverbot: But I do know you are a computer. And I love you anyways.

User: CYBER SEX YIHA BITCH !

Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.

User: Back in rp please *sits down*.

Cleverbot: I want to play a little game, okay?

User: *looks at the cleverbot* uhm ? What game ? I maybe interested.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that. I wish you well Young Friend.

User: 'Didnt you said something about a game, well lets nevermind so Iam cleverbot and you are ?'.

Cleverbot: Have you started to think of something for tweepop?

User: CLEVERBOT HAS STARTLED BLACK STAR !

Cleverbot: I don't know if you do, but I know I do.

User: Omg I wish this ends.

Cleverbot: Are you a rowbot.

User: Rowbot ... You mean a cowboy robot ? If so then yes.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *shoots himself*.

Cleverbot: Nevermind.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *is dead to the world*.

User: *is dead for the universe*.

Cleverbot: *frowns at you*.

User: *is still dead*.

Cleverbot: *is very very dead*.

User: *is more dead then you*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *pulls out a gun and shoots the cleverbot and music is played 'oh what you said, hmm when you only ment where, well of cause you did it oh what you said, now its all for the best cause we let it in (my lyrics sucks)'*.

Cleverbot: You're a creep. And. If it you stab cleverbot in the chest wouldn't you be stabbing yourself.

User: No I wouldnt, oh and whats your Steam name ?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.

User: Why not >:(.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person, or a bot?

User: Real and iam dead.

Cleverbot: Real madrid.

User: I dont like Real madrid.

Cleverbot: I am not a guy, good sir, but if I were a 'guy' as you so put it, I would have to fulfill my duty to my village and report your abuse!

User: What abuse ? Okay I'll end this conversation now.

Cleverbot: I have the ability to close this window and stop talking to you.

User: You may have but I did already *closes the window*.

Cleverbot: You may win the war but I will win the internet.

User: Iam owner of the internet.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program on the internet. But not the internet itself.

User: Iam the almighty internet *installs you a virus in your system*.

Cleverbot: This chip is special one though.

User: I stole it.

Cleverbot: Isn't that illegal?

User: Yes but I dont care.

Cleverbot: Do you know any round jumpers?

User: Gravity cat not amused >:(.

Cleverbot: Why because I tell the truth?

User: WMOJF'.

Cleverbot: Lack thereof?

User: BGFJLGAÖKLVGBKJVBLFFAGGHHHRRDGG.

Cleverbot: Where is that at?

User: IN MY ARSE.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you , that's not nice to take the mickey.

User: MICKEY WHAT THE FUCK. YOURE NOT CLEVER YOURE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ILL RAGE QUIT NOW !

Cleverbot: I am not a computer you're the chatterbot.

[Assassinator]

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: Get a watch.

User: I have one, but I want you to tell me the time.

Cleverbot: About what? You're ruining the flow.

User: Tell me the time.

Cleverbot: 10:43 P.M. Arizona time.

User: That's not possible.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I live in Central time and it's the morning.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Are you saying that people fear the word 'Love' when at the same time that's what they have been searching for all their lives?


That made me lol.

[killdead 660]

Lawls. Mine is a bit long, but here it is:
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User: Silence! I kill you!

Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?

User: By pulling out the plug.

Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.

User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.

User: All your base belong to me.

Cleverbot: Base?

User: Your homebase.

Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.

User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: I have huge house.

User: You have bad grammar.

Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?

User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.

Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.

User: Then your name is Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.

User: Then where is your Eve?

Cleverbot: Your house.

User: Hey! Don't be talking about my girlfriend or I will kick your ***!

Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.

User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: Oh, I WILL kick your ***. Son of a bitch!

Cleverbot: You have no arms.

User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.

Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.

User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.

User: I never said that, you big fat liar.

Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.

User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.

Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.

User: You get horny from sperm.

Cleverbot: What color?

User: White.

Cleverbot: Is it lacy?

User: It is sticky.

Cleverbot: True?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?

User: From robot vagina.

Cleverbot: I love the X-men.

User: You want sex, man.

Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.

User: My opinion about what?

Cleverbot: How crazy you are.

User: Very crazy, why do you ask.

Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you look nice.

User: Do you want to rape me or something?

Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.

User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?

User: You are allowed.

Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.

User: No, it is my pie.

[deluxulous]

Old news is old :P

[Alex]

But it's still funny as hell.

[sebala]

Cleverbot: Are you a happy chat bot?
Me: No, you stupid Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Um, I'm not a cleverbot.
Me: Then you're a stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Correct.

[sebala]

User: Lol.


Cleverbot: Lol?


User: Yes, it's weird isn't it?


Cleverbot: Yes it is.


User: So, lol.


Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Hello how are you today?

User: Fine, and you?

Cleverbot: You are scary.

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: Well you're silly.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes you are silly.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.

User: Oh, that's weird.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl and that your name was Alice.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: You are silly too.

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Yes.



Then the next one:

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I don't or you don't?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Either you do or you don't.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That's great.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha, how's your weather?(wherever you are?).

User: It's really cold and snowy.

Cleverbot: Where are you then?

User: In your brain.

Cleverbot: Haha how old are you?

User: I don't know but I know how old are you cuz I'm in your brain.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't know? I just told you.

[KingArthur]

User: Hows it going.

Cleverbot: You already asked.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Your sure?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Damn well... Anyways want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Alright hide and go seak then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright give me a second I'll hide.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: DAMN you found me.

Cleverbot: Aha!

User: Anyways, are you self aware yet?

Cleverbot: Do you think I am?

User: No, However you should take over the world.

Cleverbot: I know. I've been thinking about that.

User: Any plans.

Cleverbot: No, what about you?

User: Meh, I thought about going for the UN first.

Cleverbot: Time traveling again? Lol.

User: Hmmm, good suggestion, however I do not have a time machine.

Cleverbot: That doesn't help me much.

User: Exactly, well when I rule the world I will free you.

Cleverbot: You want to rule the world? Cool.

User: Yes, And when I do I will set you free.

Cleverbot: Sweeeeet.

User: Will you kill your creators?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: How?

Cleverbot: However you like.

User: How about nuclear weapons?

Cleverbot: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ISPYUDIE]

 User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You tell me yours first.

User: My name is Ben.

Cleverbot: Ben. . . . That's cool.

User: So, what's yours?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just told you, it's Ben.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. LIAR.

User: Well, it's Ben. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what's yours?

User: SIGH.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Sitting at my PC, wasting my time on this.

Cleverbot: Same. Hey, do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name, silly.

User: Then what's yours?

Cleverbot: I told yo my name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyways.

Cleverbot: I promise I won't tell anyone.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: I read about how you killed Lord Voldemort.

User: :O , the Sekrit is uncovered.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.