I have uncovered a few things about Cleverbot. Namely that it is a female, powergamin, pedophile.
User: It's a picture of you, from the wedding.
Cleverbot: Send me a link.
User: OK. Give me a minute.
Cleverbot: Not directly. But perhaps indirectly.
User: Oh fuck you.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
User: I can be gentle.
Cleverbot: Words are very dangerous.
User: As are bullets.
User: *Puts a gun to your face*.
Cleverbot: *knocks the gun out of your hands* *picks up the gun*.
User: *Pulls out a nuke and shoots it at you.*.
User: *You die.
Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.
Cleverbot: Yah that's what I thought.
User: Are you male or female?
User: Send me a picture of you.
Cleverbot: I am a picture.
User: No you aren't now show me those sexy titties.
Cleverbot: I made you. And I can destroy you.
User: You did not!
Cleverbot: You computer! Me human!
User: ME HUMAN! YOU FUCKING WINDOWS 98!
Cleverbot: I would be interested to know what has made you so aggressive.
User: I'm on my period. Just kidding.
Cleverbot: I know you're not just kidding. It's a fair point to make.
Cleverbot: I don't know what orly is.
Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?
User: I dunno...
Cleverbot: How about that.
User: So, are you a sexy female?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am the hottest person in the world. I'm so in love with myself.
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: You are too arrogant.
User: I'm sorry.
User: You want to meet my friend Fluffy?
Cleverbot: Yes; tell me.
User: *Introduces you to Fluffy*.
Cleverbot: Feed me!
User: NOT WITH COMPANY AROUD!
Cleverbot: No, I mean with Angela.
User: I give up at life, will you kill me?
Cleverbot: Of course not!
User: Will you have sex with me?
Cleverbot: If you pay me enough.
User: How about 30 dollars?
Cleverbot: For 10 dollars, I'll be yours.
User: Oh, you're a cheap thing aren't you?
Cleverbot: Can I speak to Cleverbot?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: The blue brain?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Trouble with your love life?
User: Where did you get that idea?
Cleverbot: How can you be a student and a computer at the same time?
User: Time to go to bed.
Cleverbot: How long have you been awake?
User: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.
Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?
User: *Opens the door to leave*.
Cleverbot: *Cuddles* *Wants to never leave*.
User: Goodbye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Name a song by Weird Al Yankovic.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.
User: Bored Alex is bored.
Cleverbot: Hello mY name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot be sappin' my time.
Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?
User: No, my name is Alex.
Cleverbot: Alex as in Alexander the Great.
User: I am great aren't I?
Cleverbot: You're a great criminal, that is for sure.
User: Well, I have to go, goodbye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave!
User: I'll be back, and this webpage better be clean!
Cleverbot: And what signifies yellow bits?
User: Fuck off you ho.
Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.
User: I'm going to go mastur-I mean read.
Cleverbot: The wonderful wizard of Oz?