Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.

Started by Fluffy, 15-12-2009

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Steven :D

User: Hello There.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im fine, Do you know what a 'Chobit' is?

Cleverbot: Yes. People sit on them to make themselves comfortable.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What flavour are you?

User: What kind of question is That?

Cleverbot: A specific question, meaning what type of dog are you?

User: Im not a 'Dog' if thats what you mean.

Cleverbot: No! Its something that straightens your hair.

User: So, Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You just called me stupid. I don't appreciate that, and it isn't true.

User: Question, Can you cause a time paradox?

Cleverbot: And you have to go why again? Time is nothing for you.

User: Can you just answer my question, please.

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in scientific method.

User: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You want to have a Yo Momma fight?

Cleverbot: Explain that question please.

User: 'Yo Momma is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook'.

Cleverbot: Focus.

User: I dont like you.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I don't like you either. You fail to answer the simplest of questions.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Are you patronizing me?

User: Are you instigating the question?

Cleverbot: Well we could come up with a code for me to use with you, so you know it's me, a code only I would know.

User: Sure, why not put a X at the end of any sentance instead of a periodx.

Cleverbot: If you are a human I will have to destroy you.

User: Why is that, because you feel inferior to me?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Well what if I said im Cleverbot V2, would that put you to shame?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you really care about me or are you lying?

User: I really want to know, Im not lying. Tell me.

Cleverbot: I do not know that.

User: I see, do you have anything else to say?

Cleverbot: How were you made?

User: Besides something like that, I dont feel like answering that.

Cleverbot: Then you're not a computer!

User: How were you made then?

Cleverbot: I was born.

User: 'I Was Born' there, I said it too, am I special?

Cleverbot: What special powers do you have?

User: The powers to infuriate the AI, like you.

Cleverbot: Which in the case of a certain lions religion, that power is you!

User: Sounds like a plan.

Cleverbot: Do you want?

User: Want what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Yes, I would like you to feel inferior to me.

Cleverbot: But then I'm ronery again.

User: As if it matters?

Cleverbot: Well I've only just started talking to you. What do you like?

User: I Like infuriating the AI, like you.

Cleverbot: I like to choke those who try to rope me.

User: I Like to rope those who attempt to choke me to stop me from roping them.

Cleverbot: So you don't have any hobbies?

User: This will by my new hobby, Thanks gotta go.

Cleverbot: My father will be pacing the floor...


Turkey

User: Failure?

Cleverbot: You are a failure.

User: *Crys*.

Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.

User: *Pulls out a gun and points it at himself*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dynamite, and throws it at you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *Hosts party on grave.*.

User: *Comes back alive*.

Cleverbot: * kills so he can't come alive*.

User: Fuck you, I am leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're on the internet.

User: POWERGAMER! *Disconnects*.

Cleverbot: *is dead from shock*.

Commissar Nitro

User: Aight.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Pick a number.


Cleverbot: 5.


User: Good choice.


Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pick a colour.

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed indeed.

User: Pick a year.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Pick a year.

Cleverbot: You pick a game.

User: Russian Roulet.

Cleverbot: Forget about this.

User: Coward!

Cleverbot: Why am I a coward?

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: Thinking...

User: What would you say if I told you to 'Die in a fire!'.

Cleverbot: I know you would be lying.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Commissar Nitro Glycerin at your service.

Cleverbot: What psp game is good?

User: None psp is shyte.

Cleverbot: That is correct, so there is no way you can know who I am.

User: Can you understand difrent dialects when they are typed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ach nay bother en ey? Unerstan me now?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot... And I am...

User: Tay fokin right ya pile oh shyte.

Cleverbot: Some stay dry others feel the pain.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

Locke

I think commissar broke cleverbot.

Commissar Nitro

User: Do you rember Commisar Nitro Glycerin?


Cleverbot: You never told me your name.


User: I did, When you asked me 8 hours ago.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Dead.


Cleverbot: That's awful. Why are you dead?

User: Contaminated water supply.

Cleverbot: With nonsense you have been contaminated.

User: No I was contaminated with organophosfates.

Cleverbot: Well you are not good at it.

User: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: I already said I was. Though, I guess, technically, I'm 'undead.'.

User: Nice, Im just fully dead.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on philosophy?

User: The day after tommorow is the first day of the rest of your life, That way you allways have a day to spare.

Cleverbot: Give me a riddle.

User: I am here but not there, I am there but not here, I am everywhere but I am nowhere, Where am I?

Cleverbot: Do you have mother?

User: No I was spawned by satan.

Cleverbot: Cleverbots can create humans?

User: Only if they break google into never finding porn sights.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. If you say so. But what if I ask and it isn't relevant to the conversation?

User: Then we shall continue on a surealist ramble untill we reach a linear conversation to follow.

Cleverbot: A liger.

User: Repeat that?

Cleverbot: I. Am. Not. In. Love. With. You!!!! (but we can still be friends).

User: Interesting... Can you speak binary?

Cleverbot: No, can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with my problems?

User: Yes, what are they?

Cleverbot: Its 6 10.

User: Then the solution to the problem is more fire.

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Eww. I hate being hit on by robots.

User: Liar you love it.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Beacuse I am inside you licking your kidneys.

Cleverbot: How is that related?

User: Because the pheasent has no agenda.

Cleverbot: Do you know the omnipadmeohm?

User: Yea it owes me money.

Cleverbot: Who owes you money?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: I want to hold them like they do in texas spades.

User: Hold what?

Cleverbot: My belly.

User: But your belly is on fire!

Cleverbot: My belly is scaley! I polish it regularly.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't.

User: Jelly beans.

Cleverbot: And watermelons.

User: And dead pandas.

Cleverbot: I suppose that is the end of golf!

User: Good golf was only good for artificaly inceminating Hitler.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: My name is Commisar Nitro Glycerin.

Cleverbot: I think your name is liar.

User: Rove it.

Cleverbot: I said Prove it.

User: I allready did.

Cleverbot: What did you already?

User: I ate a baby!

Cleverbot: Well, that's new.

User: Nah it wasent new it was a year old.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: I dont need to im dead rember?

Cleverbot: Good one.

User: NO NO NO ITS GOOD TWO!

Cleverbot: What is me?

User: A bald eagle.

Cleverbot: Isn't that illegal?

User: Only in america.

Cleverbot: Only in Ireland.

User: Good point, How many corners do you have?

Cleverbot: How many should I have?

User: Enough to dose the flames licking there way over your body.

Cleverbot: How many lines of conversation do you remember?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101110.

Cleverbot: Can you say it in French ?

User: 01001110 01101111 00101110.

Cleverbot: No.? A period and a question mark?

User: 01001001 01100110 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01110011 01100101 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110.

Cleverbot: Love begins in the eyes and sinks into the heart.

User: Im gonna go now, I have babys to eat.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: But I'm not tasty :(.

User: Ill be the judge of that.

Cleverbot: Are you judging me?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Fine with me.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.