In the Internet Year 1337. A man named Blake got his heart peed on by the Silver Knight, A large figure in all of the lands of HyperGamer. He has now gotten the name of Blake the baby hearted. He runs off to a tower and locks himself in which is now called the Gay Vampire Tower. No one goes to the Gay Vampire tower. Everyone who gets near get raped by the Gay Vampires and then get turned into a Gay Vampire. You come to your master Iamweetoded along side your party for guidance. Master Iamwetoded points to a pink box. Inside the pink box is an infinite amont of Kraby Patties, Sponges, the strongest Dildos of the Lands of Hypergamer and the most durable blow up dolls that make excellent shields. Master Iamweetoded says "You must get the ring that powers the forces of Blake the Baby hearted. Go now!!!!"
Although this is a Gay Vampire Castle thread, treat this like a F-RP. Common Forum RP Rules
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I will be the GM. You may hop in any time.
Name: Sean Connery
Age: one billion
Physical description: woops
Weapon: ballshack
You enter the road to the Gay Vampire Tower. The smell of stale piss engulfs the air. The sky is pitch black. Master Iamwetoded raises his arm and then punches the ground. A large cat with the body of a poptart shoots out of the ground and speeds past the warriors. The cat lights up the right road in a rainbow of colors. "Follow this road chosen ones."
Now the adventure begins.
Name:thy
Age:6
Physical Description:orange carebear
Weapon:rusty tire-iron
Name: Dickcat Hipster the 3rd
Age: 11
Physical Description: A cat in skinny jeans and an ironical TShirt. He also has an iPhone and headphones.
Weapon: Childraging and rape. Oh right, he has HIV (DPS+DoT).
You begin your quest following the jizz covered road. You then notice an old man jacking his dick off making eye attempting to make eye contact with all of you. You hear a voice in your penis. It is your master Iamwetoded "Do not make eye contact with him. He will control you to make you start sucking his balls off. Do not kill him for he is my uh.....friend. Try to walk around him somehow."
Name: Dickbutt McGee III
Age: 11
Physical Description: A kid who looks like he has a dick in his ass 24/7
Weapon: Dildo launcher and Poop launcher
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http://www.youtube.com/v/ygI-2F8ApUM&autoplay=1
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Name: deus ex: obamastein mcponychan
Age: 888
Physical Description: poobutt nigguhs yu cnt toch me
Weapon: weball and or laughing gas
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 29-08-2011
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I'm uh... A spy who... doesn't need a... medic... uhh... yeah.
Name: Mr. Furrsome
Age: 9001
Physical Description: Hairy|Beard|Cat Ears|Bushy spiked tail|Claws|Final Sex Boss
Weapon: Claws, tail, yiff
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 30-08-2011
Name: Mr. Furrsome
Age: 9001
Physical Description: Hairy|Beard|Cat Ears|Bushy spiked tail|Claws|Final Sex Boss
Weapon: Claws, tail, yiff
You're german, you're not funny.
Name:Banned Ban
Age: 1337
Physical Description: I am a green cloud of virus.
Weapon: Find every bug and glitch and use them againts opponent.
Name: Americenslor
Age: 5x8^2/3
Physical Description: Hands ome, talented at things and stuff
Weapon:Alot of dead babies
* the old man jerking off notices the desturbance in the force and slowly turns around. He begins to attempt to make eye contact with all of you while slowly jerking. His eyes are extremely mezmorizing.
http://www.youtube.com/v/ygI-2F8ApUM&autoplay=1
Name:The Silver Knight
Age:-9000
Physical Description:Tall, strong, handsome fellow in silver plated armor
Weapon: Blade Of The Gay Vampire Castle
Battlecry: For the GVC & Rape.
*The man takes begins to glare at The Silver Knight as he slowls down his jerk. His eyes are mezmerizing and FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!L!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE EYE LASHES!!!!!!!!!! The more you look into his eyes the farther you go into a state of trance. ACT QUICK THY SILVER KNIGHT!*