Totally in character.
'Death' says "Does us... this TV work?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Kinda."
** 'Death' presses the button on the TV.
** It turns on. Static.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Hold on, I'll rig the VCR..."
'Death' says "Fuckin' a..."
'Death' says "Got any porn?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Yep."
'Death' says "Sweet."
'Death' says "The HD Russian shit?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "... Does this look like an HDTV to you?"
'Death' says "Sadly not..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim grinds the heavy TV forward a little to wire it up.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "How the fuck did they get it up here to begin with?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Lower it through the fuckin' roof?"
'Death' says "I've always wondered... How did we even--"
'Death' says "Yeah that..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim plugs in some wires.
** The TV goes black, but on.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim pushes it back.
'Death' says "Sweet."
'Death' says "It works."
'Death' says "Sorta..."
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim opens a drawer.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim pulls out a video, titled, "FAT RUSSIAN ASS HARDCORE XXXXX"
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim puts it into the VCR. "Enjoy."
'Death' says "What's that one called?"
** 'Death' sits down to the couch.
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Fat Russian Ass Hardcore, five X's."
'Death' says "Ew...y"
'Death' says "Fat?"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Curvy."
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Not BBW."
'Death' says "Ah let's see-- OH SHIT"
Julian 'Jules' Yakim says "Just nice big Russian ass."
'Death' says "I haven't seen women this sexy in forever."
** A very corny porn movie begins.
** Julian 'Jules' Yakim goes to have a drink. "Don't mess up the sofa."
** The moaning from the TV gets REALLY REALLY loud.
** 'Death' gets up, leaving the TV on.
'Death' says "Ahh..."
'Death' says "Brings back memories of college."
'Death' says "Sex and weed and being drunk... EVERY day..."
'Death' says "Good times."
Hot damn, 5 x's... You don't say...
Thats wierd, i thought it meant gay porn
Fat Russian (Cocks) Ass hardcore (well where else do we put it?) xxxxx
I'm sorry.. I'm ashamed of the person i am ;-;
whats the name of the girl
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2012
whats the name of the girl
Silvia Svetlana obviously.
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 25-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2012
whats the name of the girl
Veronika 'Ren' Nehoda obviously.
*Fixed*
/me walks in as both Joel and Tommy on the 'Brings back college memories' part and they both say at the same time "Bitch please"
Also on an unrelated note, it brought back memories of when Tommy was in freedom and every faggot thought it was -SUPER DUPER- funny to look up Porn on his computer.
In fact it happened so often that when the Military captured me and Paint, and Tommy's computer. . . I told Military both ICly and OOCly that the computer would only have fuckloads of porn and would probably run slow as shit due to Viruses from people looking up Porn all the god damned time >.>
End result was Iron's character blowing a hole through it with his shotty
Quote from: Tom on 25-02-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 25-02-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2012
whats the name of the girl
Veronika 'Ren' Nehoda obviously.
*Fixed*
/me walks in as both Joel and Tommy on the 'Brings back college memories' part and they both say at the same time "Bitch please"
Also on an unrelated note, it brought back memories of when Tommy was in freedom and every faggot thought it was -SUPER DUPER- funny to look up Porn on his computer.
In fact it happened so often that when the Military captured me and Paint, and Tommy's computer. . . I told Military both ICly and OOCly that the computer would only have fuckloads of porn and would probably run slow as shit due to Viruses from people looking up Porn all the god damned time >.>
End result was Iron's character blowing a hole through it with his shotty
I was there, it actually happened. Iron was like "You think I am actually going to fall for that, Freedomer?"
*Boots up computer*
OH GOD WHY? WHY? WHY!?!
*Shotgun
Let us never speak of this again.
and that's how Tommy and Nikki were released from prison.
I call bluff.