Mr. Pink shares his musical talent

Started by Spades_Neil, 23-12-2012

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Spades_Neil

Seduction
Hey what up little boy, see you're all alone
Hop in my little van and I can take ya home.
But the ride ain't gon be free, somethin you gotta give.
Don't worry little buddy, you'll probably live
We'll just take a little drive back to my ol' house
Then go inside, you'll touch me while I wear a blouse.
But your parents you can't tell, it will be ok
But when you grow up this whole thing might just turn you gay.

Midget Slap
So I was walking down this street, when I saw this dude.
A short motha fucka with an attitude.
That little bastard gave me a pretty nasty look
The more he eyed me up, my sanity he took.
I couldn't take it, couldn't make it, couldn't do it no more.
So I grabbed that little bastard and slapped him like a whore.
The short little shit had no balls after that,
Then the motha fucka ran away like a little twat.

Ode to Brock (some swag fag from his school)
Yo what up bro, heard yo name is Brock
But they say you're kinda lackin with yo midget cock
Masterbatin, debatin, they say you do it all, 
But the rumors say you still havent dropped yo balls
My rap's the best, no one's gonna deny,
Better than the shit you'll spew, you gonna fuckin die.

Thomas "Wolfgang" (another swag fag who thinks he can rap too)
They say you rap a lot, they say you fine
But You motha fucka haven't seen no raps a mine.
They give me vans, give me midgets, and some douche named brock
But no matter what it is my rap's, they gonna shock
It ain't freestylin, but compilin, that makes my rhymes real
It ain't the shit that you're sayin but how it makes ya feel 
So after all is said and done, and the battles fought,
You'll say the victory is yours, but I know it's not.

Maxi96203

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Mr. Pink

Spades be stealin' my rhymez.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Mr. Pink

#3
(Spades "Commissioned" this)

                   
                        Ode to Maxi

Yo Mad Maxi why you got' be always up in our case?
You sayin' shit like it's gonna be some big fuckin' race.
Always bitchin, always snitchin, do you ever lay back?
I'd say yes, but you always seem to be so whack.
Now It ain't all yo fault, cause we be crawlin' with trolls.
But that don't give you good 'nough reason to be such an asshole.
So now my rhyme winds down, and the fire ebbs,
I think it's now a good 'nough time that you get off teh webs.



I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Spades_Neil

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"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

Silver Knight


Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Knife_cz

And this is how GVC dies, by shitposts like this.


Don't even bother to reply unless you get me some 'good' posts from Spades in GVC.


themutatedman

Quote from: knife_cz on 23-12-2012
And this is how GVC dies, by shitposts like this.


Don't even bother to reply unless you get me some 'good' posts from Spades in GVC.
i fucking hate you knife


stop pretending you're not /r/borninwronggeneration and listen to real music

Knife_cz

Quote from: themutatedman on 24-12-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 23-12-2012
And this is how GVC dies, by shitposts like this.


Don't even bother to reply unless you get me some 'good' posts from Spades in GVC.
i fucking hate you knife


stop pretending you're not /r/borninwronggeneration and listen to real music
CAN YOU NOT READ
CAN YOU
NOT
READ?


lolKieck

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 23-12-2012
Ode to Brock (some swag fag from his school)

Thomas "Wolfgang" (another swag fag who thinks he can rap too)
fucking knew it
mr pink isn't in the us army
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Spades_Neil

Quote from: lolKieck on 24-12-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 23-12-2012
Ode to Brock (some swag fag from his school)

Thomas "Wolfgang" (another swag fag who thinks he can rap too)
fucking knew it
mr pink isn't in the us army

Because you know how people never graduate from High School right?

And actually if Pink would be so kind as to tell the story, it was some of his former classmates who made him do a rap battle on Skype with this funny Wolfgang faggot.



Though to be fair Mr. Pink fucked up his arm pretty good in basic training. You guys don't know the story but it's a hilariously painful one.

Mr. Pink

Ok, I am in the Army, there's a little something called graduating. Just cause I left my school doesn't mean it isn't mine, because I still went there at some point, I knew people there, therefore, if I refer to someone from that school at any point in time, they are from my school. Secondly, Spades fucked up the story, these guys weren't even from my high school, they're just Skype friends. Thirdly, I enlisted while I was still in high school, through something called the Split-Option Training Program. You enlist while still in school, then go off to your training after you graduate, it knocks a few months off your contract, this is what I did. And fourthly, fuck you, Spades, I'm still in, the arm thing's been a problem, but I'm overcoming it.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.