Today a troll added me on facebook this was the convo. And yes, that is my ego showing a bit there. Also, Braedon is right, I am pretty cute.
TROLL:youre pretty cute
ME:Yeah, I know, I get that a lot.
You're not that bad lookin' yourself.
TROLL:haha thaankyou
ME:How's the weather in California? Hot?
TROLL:yes just like you
ME:I was going to say the same thing.
TROLL:no im ugly and fat
ME:No you aren't, but I was talking about myself.
I was gonna' say, just like me.
TROLL:haha youre so right
ME:Yeah, I'm always right.
ME:You have a cell phone? -My first clue, everyone has a fucking cell phone.
TROLL:i did
ME:How'd you lose it!
TROLL:but i couldent continue to pay the bills so
ME:Aww that sucks.
TROLL:yeah
ME:So how do you like it so far here?
I find the weather is kinda' shitty.
TROLL:yeah it kinda is but the weed iis good
ME:For sure! Hah!
Isn't weed legal in california?
TROLL:yeah i wish i was back there
ME:Yeah, I love America.
ME:Sometimes I wish I was American, baseball is definitely the best sport ever created.
Do you like baseball?
TROLL:ya i used to play
ME:That's hot, I like when girls play baseball. -Girls aren't allowed to play baseball at this level, only softball.
TROLL:youre hot
ME:I know.
TROLL:lol
ME:Whoever is in your profile pic has a nice rack, I wonder who that could be.
TROLL:do you know were i could get any crack?
ME:lol, I know a few people.
TROLL:damn i was really hoping you would fall for this troll
ME:u be trollin'.
TROLL:yeah bro
ME:Called it.
from a mile away.
TROLL:ya lol
ME:It was actually soo obvious, whoare you really?
You left behind so many clues.
First of all, I saw your profile picture on /b/.
You must know what /b/ is.
TROLL:yeah
but i didnt post this on /b/
ME:I know.
You didn't get it from /b/ you just found it on google.
TROLL:yeah
ME:Or something easily findable.
You didn't have a cellphone.
If you were a good troll you would have a disposable.
TROLL:well u have my number
so
ME:Also, your story didn't check out, y.
I'll guess it's Nic.
Or Jacob.
So.. Who is it?
C'mon, do tell, I want to see who the failtroll was
... It's Braedon, isn't it..
TROLL: Yep. I got Justin and Nic.
Trollproof Storys ?
Trollproof Storys.
Like 2 weeks ago, I was in a disco.
Guy came up to me said: What the hell are you looking at.
Me staring on my glass all the time and talking with friends so I said: At my Glass, obviously.
Guy: I am going to fuck you up, faggot !
Me: Later, I am not in the mood to be ass fucked right now.
Guy: *ragequit's our table and was never seen the evening later*
Me: Faggot.
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
I said I was troll proof.
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.
Quote from: Poopship on 23-07-2011
Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.
And you do?
Quote from: knife_cz on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Poopship on 23-07-2011
Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.
You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.
And you do?
No but I am not calling him a wanna be troll nigger.
Poop your such a newfag
This... Nope.