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on: 16-02-2011
This is how Mark started dating me.


eHow To Score A Lady



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Reply #1 on: 16-02-2011
I fucking loled.



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Reply #2 on: 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.


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Reply #3 on: 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.



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Reply #4 on: 16-02-2011
LOL @ "They're like men except they have softer skin and cry a lot" and "They don't really like it in the box so if you're going to do this bring earplugs".




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Reply #5 on: 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..

[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.


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Reply #6 on: 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..

omg h0t



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Reply #7 on: 16-02-2011

Thats my trick. Works a lot of the time.


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Reply #8 on: 16-02-2011
Very charming.



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Reply #9 on: 16-02-2011
Actually, if your in Detroit I'd suggest using some low quality, perforated, compressed, mass produced, grease fried, grease dipped, double bun cheeseburger. Some of your prey might not fit in the box though, so you may need to compensate.

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Reply #10 on: 16-02-2011
I used to live in Detroit and I find the cheeseburgers there to be quite delicious.


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Reply #11 on: 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass



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Reply #12 on: 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass
Agree. Pics or it didn't happen.


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Reply #13 on: 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Not sure if srs. But everyone knows there's no girls on the internet so I'm afraid I must agree.

My sister told me to rape someone on Friday. Drunk text messages from sibling = 25-life in prison.



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Reply #14 on: 17-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.



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Reply #15 on: 17-02-2011
Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.

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Reply #16 on: 17-02-2011
Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.

TY



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Reply #17 on: 17-02-2011
Think I made the wrong box...shit



Turkey

Reply #18 on: 17-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.

English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.



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Reply #19 on: 17-02-2011


English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.



Your a bad troll.



Your

You just walked right into that didn't you Turkey?



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Reply #20 on: 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.
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Turkey

Reply #21 on: 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.

Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.





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Reply #22 on: 17-02-2011
How do we know Pinks a girl Turkey? Anywho, lets not turn this into a rage/flame/troll contest, get on topic and comment on the video.



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Reply #23 on: 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL



Turkey

Reply #24 on: 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL

Seriously, If I had to choose between three whyku's and you, I would choose the whyku's. I honestly think your roleplay is bad and dislike you.



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