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Gnomes get annoying when you buy a home with a gnome you can't find. I bought a house and had sex with my wife and while they are having sex you hear the gnome giving insults.

 Good Advice 

   
• "Always look both ways before crossing a road."
• "You should never try to move an injured person."
• "Eat your vegetables."
• "Don't play with matches."
• "Never leave home without a hat."
• "Start each day with a healthy breakfast."
• "Never eat wild mushrooms. They might be toadstools."

Insults  General Insults

   
• "Sure is a beautiful day... Except where you're standing!"
• "I feel like celebrating today. Because today's the day you die!"
• "Seeing you brings back memories... Of wanting my eyes gouged out!"
• "You know what I like most about people? They die."
• "I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you eat?!"
• "Ha! [laugh] You're funny. But looks aren't everything."
• "I'd like to get to know someone like you... And then drown them."
• "I've said it before and I'll say it again - I hate you."
• "I was hoping you'd come 'round. I could use a good laugh."
• "I'm not like those mean gnomes. I'm a million times worse."
• "You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a cemetery!"
• "I can't decide if I like your looks or your personality better. It's like comparing mud to sewage."
• "Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!"
• "Excuse me, do you have the time... To get stuffed?!"
• "Winter's my favourite season. I love the snow. And that's when most people die!"
• "You remind me of my mother. She was fat and ugly too!"
• "If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I'm going to set you on fire."
• "If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They'd just die, starting with you!"
• "Oh, I didn't notice you there. How do you like being so insignificant?"
• "We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!"
• "I could help you find what you're looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!"
• "My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain."
• "It's a great day to be alive, and a better day to kill."
• "Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?!"
• "Philosopers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy... And those who are wankers, like you!"
• "There's our noble hero. Our big, fat, stupid, ugly noble hero."
• "Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great tart!"
• "Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say let it burn!"

Weapon Related

   
• "Nice weapon you've got there. What are you, compensating for something?!"
• "I think your weapon might be bent. Oh no wait, that's you!"

Morality Related

   
• "That skin... Not a lot of people could pull that off. I'd like to pull it off! C'mere!"

To Male Heroes

   
• "The ladies must really love you. You could share makeup tips and trade shoes!"
• "You look familiar. Oh yeah, I remember, you look like this girly I used to shag!"
• "You certainly are a big, strong hero... For a lady."
• "Look at you - rippling muscles, broad shoulders, a squared jaw... You sure are one weird looking lady!"
• "I can tell you where there's a nice big chest of gold coins... You can use them to buy yourself some new handbags!"
• "For my money, men make the best heroes. Present company excepted, of course."
• "You really got your mother's looks. Eww."
• "Blue is a nice colour for you. You should pick out a nice blue dress!"

To Female Heroes

   
• "Are you lost, milady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen."
• "Look, it's the lady hero. You're not going to drone on about equal pay for equal work, are you?"
• "Well well, a young lady. Make yourself useful and bring me a cup of tea."
• "There are a lot of problems in the world. It's going to take one big, strong man to fix them."
• "You're going to make someone very happy... If he likes ugly birds with no personality!"
• "Those are nice shoes, but don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them?!"
• "You really got your father's looks. Eww."
• "It's a lady hero. Why don't you come over here, love, and show me the goods!"

To Good Heroes

   
• "You are so righteous, so pure of heart. It makes me want to vomit! [gag]"
• "I like that halo above your head. It will come in useful when I strangle you!"
• "No one exemplifies goodness like you do. Nope. They've all got better things to do!"
• "People love a virtuous hero. You know why? Because people are idiots! I hate them."
• "You are so noble. Yeah, that's not boring."
• "Oh, noble one. Maybe you're the one who can save the world. Although, more than likely, you'll just fail miserably."
• "You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know."
• "I can't remember the last time I came across a person as noble as you... But that's because I hang out around people that are interesting!"

To Evil Heroes

   
• "You are one evil hero. What's the matter, too lazy to be good?!"
• "You've got darkness in your soul. I can smell it! Oh, no wait, I think that's your breath!"
• "I knew someone more evil than you once... My gran! And all her friends!"
• "You are the embodiment of pure evil. Ask me if I give a toss!"
• "You seem like a nice person..."
• "You're the scariest thing since... Since that chipmunk ran by ten minutes ago."

To Fat Heroes

   
• "You look like you've found a great deal of treasure... And eaten it!"
• "You remind me of a hero from long ago. Except you're a big fat version!"
• "Men and beasts fear you. Fruits and veg, they know they're safe."
• "The other day a little boy threw a rock at me. Broke my chin. Can I borrow one of yours?!"
• "What a nice dog. I'd watch your back, doggy - looks like your master eats everything in sight!"

Suggestive Comments

   
• "When people tell you you're good, they mean you're a goody-two-shoes. When they say I'm good, they mean I'm a fiend in the sack!"
• "Does the great hero need more excitement? How about you come sit on my pointy hat?!"
• "Well that was exciting. How about you come over here and show me the goods!"
• "I'd like to come 'round your house for tea. And then I'd have your mum."

Dog Related

   
• "I like to think about puppies - about slowly, slowly crushing them."
• "Heeere doggy, doggy, come over here and die."
• "That's a nice doggy... If you like skinny little ugly runts!"
• "I had a doggy once. Had him with mash and mushy peas!"
• "Dogs are noble, loyal and faithful. They're right tasty too!"
• "Ohhhh, I love doggies. I love throwing them into the river in a sack."
• "Oooh, look at the doggy. Looks delicious!"
• "Must be nice being able to lick your own privates. But doesn't that embarrass your dog?!"
• "You stink, you mongrel. Maybe you rolled in something... Or your dog did!"
• "Hey doggy, play dead. And never mind the playing part!"
• "Oh look, he's wagging his tail! Maybe he's thinking about eating crap."

When Attacking the Gnome with Magic

   
• "That tingles! [laugh] D-do it again!"
• "I've never had it like this. Ooh, you're a naughty one!"
• "Oooh yeah. Ha! Oh that's the stuff baby, yeah!"

To Brian

   
• "You're a twat!"
• "Your mother!" [At the beggining of the 'Gnomes are Evil!' quest.]

While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End

   
• "I'm going to drown you in that bloody pond"
• "You're Dead!"
• "I'm going to rip your eyeballs out!"
• "Remember this day, the last day you were ever safe!"
• "Think I'm scared? Boo whoo I am bloody terrified."
• "Your days are numbered!"
• "I'm going to figure a way out of here then I'm coming for you!"
• "This isn't the end, it is only the beginning!"
• "I'm going to bring you down on your head! Hear me?"
• "You let me go right now"
• "You're going to DIE! Everybody's going to die!"
• "I've killed for less."
• "I'll have you for this."
• "When I get out of here you are so dead!"
• "You think you can hold me here?"
• "Yep you best keep me frozen here, if I ever get free I'll stomp ya!"
• "Come over here and fight me you coward!"
• "I'm going to haunt your nightmares, and when you wake up shaking, I'll be there to kill you!"
• "I'm warning you get me out of here or there be trouble!"
• "Go out and grab another Gnome, I'll give you an idea of where you can put it!"

Misc. (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb37235%2Fcommon%2Fskins%2Fcommon%2Fblank.gif&hash=c8abe37e1089a0b34fe0c199d5824f2a6756e963) (http://fable.wikia.com/index.php?title=Gnomes&action=edit&section=4) After completing Gnomes are Evil quest if you walk past the bush near the Brightwall Acadamy with a silver key chest behind it, a Gnome like voice sometimes says:

   
• "Who said that? Couldn't have been that garden gnome."
• "Nothing out of the ordinary here."
• He's coming! He's COMING!"
• "SHHHHHHHHHHH!"
• "ex-nay on the alking-tay."
• "Quiet or he'll smash us up!"

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands.

Quote from: meetdadoom on 26-05-2011
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands.

And someone is always busy working on Crussaria and etc... maybe copy and paste?

i love the game and its humor lol