Funniest Stories

[Puffles]

See one day I had woke up and I was just urging to get a hot pocket so I got one and cooked it for 2 minutes I was like I haven't masturbated in like 12 minutes so I decided to masturbate with the hot pocket which felt like my dick was in lava and the feeling was so intense I cummed 1000 buckets and put the cum hot pocket into my asshole to cool down.
>mfw I have 2nd degree burns on my dick

[lolKieck]

why
why do you make up such a bad story

[Recreas]

This reminds me of the time srp military had an application about that guy that wanted to go to the zone to grow a bigger dick or somethin'

[Puffles]

I know I should be doing this if I want a position and I cannot delete it so I am locking it